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Would you?
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rolling
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>>701288325
literally would spin it until i landed on red
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>>701288442

This simply will not do. I want more money, so I'm gonna go again.
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Not about to die hmu 50m
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spin
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roll fucking biased wheels these days
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Why wouldn't i bet on a 70 percent chance
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Im fucking rich
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>>701288569
rip faggot
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Roll
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roll
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>>701288325
>>701288325

TEST
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>>701288325
Roll
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roll
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roll
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>>701288325
Im hoping it lands on the red.
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rloll,
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>>701288516
Heh, nice...
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Yeah, if every slot was equal.
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>>701288325
lets do it
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>>701288325
70% chance of money
30% chance of sweet release
Either way my life would be better
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Yes, fucking worth it either way.
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rawl
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I would be happy with literally any result
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Roll
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>>701288325
rrrr
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Fuck it rolling
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Rolllllllliiiiiinnnnnngggggg
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Easily. Either way my problems are solved
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>>701288325
sounds like a win/win to me tbh

spin it
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Worst case scenario half a mil? 1 in 8 chance of death?

Fuck dude I'd probably do it for 100k. I'm indifferent to death.
>However
If that red space was burning alive or drowning I may reconsider!
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>>701288325
roll
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>>701288325
fucken what do i have to lose
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>>701288325
roll....
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Roll
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>>701288325
sure
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>>701288906
My odds were wrong, 30% chance of death but whatever. I'm $10b richer. So glad we had this conversation.
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>>701288325
pls give me monees
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>>701289117
>ifunny watermark
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Of course. Rrrrrrrollin
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>>701288325
roll
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roll
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>>701289117
well now you're dead so way to go
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>>701288325
this is a win win then
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spin
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Shit
Either way Ima die happy
Roll
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>>701288325
Definitely.
I would do it without think twice.
Even is the price is 1 thousand dollas.

Rolling.
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roll like my life depends on it
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>>701289230
Feelin greedy, second roll
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Roll
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>>701288325
yep
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sure
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roll
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Rullo
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rolling right now honestly i would
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>>701288325
rollerino
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>>701288325
roll dezz nuts
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>>701288325
Sure.
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>>701288325
Rollerino
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6 get
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rollo
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Rollen
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>>701288325
Yeah im down
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>>701288325
Fuck yes
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>>701288325
Yes because my wife and daughter get my paycheck for the rest of their lives if I die.
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>>701288325
Rolling
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>>701288325
Yes
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>>701288325
THIS. also rollin
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dude i get 7 all time daw
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roollloing chef
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Roll
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r9llling
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Roll, win-win either way
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>>701288325
honestly getting shot in the head is the easiest way and most painless way to die, its over in a second and when your dead you feel no suffering, you dont have to care about anything, just embrace the void, this is legit one of the best things u can ask for. so if u did land on the red, you would be the luckiest. i wouldve killed myself by now if i had a gun.
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Roll
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>>701288325
yes
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Yolo
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Well there is only a 14.28% chance of losing... I'd try it.
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>>701289857
I mean see that? fucking first roll 7
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Roll
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prob red lets see
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>>701288325
If you dont youre a nigger
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>>701288325
yes
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>>701290127
>>701289857
Aye lemme get 3 in a row
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>>701288604
>>701288771

wrong and wrong cause dumb and dumber

learn to math dickhead

12.5% you kys and many keks are had
87.5% you don't and continue being a dumbass
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>>701288325
yes i would i hate life, if this was IRL i would roll. so rolling.
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>>701290127

Haha, the fates are telling you something.

Enjoy hell, motherfucker!
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rollar
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roll.
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This is the stupidest post ever
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>>701288325
end me
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>>701288325
rolli
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9 get
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roll
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Roll
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>>701288325
Roll
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9GET
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>>701290087
see >>701290318
the same applies
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i would
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>>701288325
Meat spin me roll roll like A rabbit om bom bom
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Rolling
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>>701290339

Well fuck.
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Rolling
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>>701290383
it's a thread clownfish
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rell
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>>701288325
Let's roll and see.
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>>701290339
I mean lel if i overdose one day i'm hero then?
''When I die, fuck it I wanna go to hell
Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell''
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>>701290526
that went better than expected.
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Rarfag
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Roll
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roll
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Go
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>>701288325
yes
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Gif
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>>701288325
roll
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TFW this is a fortune telling post and I die tomorrow.
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roll. i wanna kms anyways
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hmm
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>>701288325
nyrucan
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No balls
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ye
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WHY YES I WOULD

OP IS A FAG

ALSO HEAVEN
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>>701288325
I have nothing to lose
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http://wheeldecide.com/index.php?c1=500k&c2=1M&c3=5M&c4=50M&c5=100M&c6=1B&c7=10B&c8=Death+by+bullet+in+head&t=would+you%3F&time=5

Lets see.
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Why not.
Rolling.
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>>701288325
Roll
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I believe i would.
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>>701290318
Learn to look at the picture. It's obvious that you die if your post ends in 7, 8 or 9, and since your post can end in any whole number from 0 to 9, I think that their math is correct.
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Bsisjamkak
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Roll
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>>701288325

Fͤͮ̊ͯ̾̎ͮ́̏ͯ̚͏̶̨̳̹̩̙͙̠U̸̜̗̝̹͇̩͖͎̱̣̫̻̹̫͍̱ͩͣ̀͒͂ͩ̇̅̕͞͞ͅÇ̣͕͕͉̯͔͋̈́͆ͪ͌̽ͯ̐̊̄͊̐̆ͦ̈́ͩ̂͊͋̀K̗͇͔̮̱͇͎̲̬͓͚̩̦̣ͣͮ̅ͫ̀͑͌̌̀̚͘͝ͅ ̴͙̻̮͈̜̤̙̓͗̂̈́ͯ̇̊̓͒̈́̏ͦ̀͌ͪ̚͠Y̨̠̼͉̫̯̒̀̿̋̓̂ͨ̾ͨ͋ͮͦO͂̓ͮ̏͗ͫ̍͂ͭ͏̵̙̟̻͖͍̦̪͙̻̜͙̬̺͙͎̀͜Ū̷̷̠̬͈̮̪̫͎͎͙̼͔͂̿̏̈ͩ̈́͐ͤ̾͘͘͡ ̢̣̫̱͈̓̓̽ͮ̋̓ͭ͛̊̍̍ͫM̨̫̫̺͙̰̯̩̩̙̳͆ͩ̃͛ͮ́ͧ͌̒̉͟O͉͈̲̞̗̪̭̜̪̹̪̤̼̟͔̦̜̫̹͒̅ͧ͗͑͛̊ͪ́͊͂ͮ̅̓̑̒́̚͢͜͠͞Oͣ̂͆͊̋̔̓̏̄̿͊̐ͦ̽̄͐̚̚͏̧̯̗͖T̴̛̉̾̉̃ͬͩͯ̉̌ͧ҉͕͍͚͇͚̩̞̣͙̻̻̬̣̲S̷̤̜̭̮͈̫̤̯̙̳ͩ̇̍͗̆̚
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Rollino
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ROLLIN' MOTHERFUCKER
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rollerino
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I'm invincible, rolling for headshot
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You know I would

Rolling for my nigger Trashaun
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>>701290527
Rolling without heda. My money here I cum
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>>701288325
roll fo 6
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>>701288325
rall
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Rollin
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ight
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>>701290999
Lmao ur ultradead
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>>701288325
Roll
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>>701288325
spin the wheel boy
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>>701288325
hell yes
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ok..
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Rawl
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>>701288325
rholl
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>>701288325
sounds good to me
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>>701288325
Yes
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>>701288325
eek
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May the ods be ever in my favor!
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I hope i live
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>>701288325
Of course, m'boy. Rolleru.
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>>701288325
Gimme that gun
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they see me rolling
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>>701288325
10b ez money
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>>701291250
rip
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>>701291377

Does this fucking mean I die twice or what
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>>701288325
Rawl
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Ive got nothing to lose by spinning this wheel.
My life will improve, or this suffering finally comes to an end.
Pic related, that one dingdong's shotgun suicide helmet.
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Roll
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SPIN THIS SHIT
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>>701288325
Rawl
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Roll
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>>701288325
yes
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Rolling
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i wont die anyways u know PUTAS
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>>701288325
yee
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Rroll
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>>701288325
12.5% chance I kill myself. 62.5 percent I get rich enough to have diminishing returns in life. 25 percent chance I get enough money to get a great foundation going in life, (nice car, good house, ect.) and I won't be so spoiled by riches that I won't get severely depressed and end it all.

75 percent chance I die and 25 percent chance I get a decent life going. The odds are in my favor considering how cancerous this post is.

Kill yourself OP
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>>701288325

Yeah, I would. Minimum is 500k.
30% of chance of death.
30% chance of a small fortune instantly in my lap.
40% chance of large fortune in my lap.

Of that, 40% is sufficient enough to never work again in my lifetime, while 20% is sufficient enough to ensure my heirs never work in their lifetime, either.

Realistically speaking, a 70% of hitting big is nice. I wouldn't mind doing this, and this is why I roll. Anyways, it never says I die if I get shot in the head. 10% chance of surviving if I do get shot in the head.
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Rullz
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Roll
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>>701288325
Let's do this
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;;ets go
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>>701288325
Well, let's find out
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>>701288325
roll
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Damn right. Any number is a win.
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Ayyoo lma9o
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Ofcourse, im not seeing a downside here.
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Rollllllll
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Rollerino
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Niqqa
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>>701288325
mognoose
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>>701288325
J.K. Rawlings
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>>701288325
i hope it lands on red
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>>701288325
roll
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>>701288325
Literally nothing to lose.
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>>701290645
ayy my man biggie didnt expect to find it on a shitty thread
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>>701288325
fuck it
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i love you puta
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>>701288325
C'mon c'mon C'MON
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spiiin you faggot dooo iiiiit
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>>701291882
Apparently nothing to gain either. ;_;
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7 8 or 9 get
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Judicial
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yollllo
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>>701288325

i really need it to land in red
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>>701291999
Does this mean i would get shot 3 times in the head ?
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>>701291997
FUCK
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roll
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>>701288325

roll it.
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>>701288325
Let's get rekt
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money me money now
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Rolling for red!
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Roll
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>>701288325
Always rollin'
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>>701288325
6 get
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I'm cool with 500k shit
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spin
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>>701292173
>50 000 000
im okay with that
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Toll
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>>701288325
Rollin'
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>>701288325
yes, ive been trying to kill myself for years
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Rolling for reed, fucker
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Bitch I want to die
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>>701288325
roll for bread
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>>701288325
Ok, let's see !
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Rolling 4 doe
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>>701288325
shot in the head by a water gun.
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Dgaf
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Roll
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>>701288325
for a izi life
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>>701290880
another idiot or samefagging
I'll say it again...learn to math

ask an adult if you can't work it out but don't shitpost because you're a dumbass shithead
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Roll
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>>701288325
mine roll is holy
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Niggers!
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>>701288325
roll
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>>701288325
I will
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Hi
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SPIN
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> test
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Spinn
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Rolling
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let's DO IT
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>>701288325
reggiN
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Roll
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>>701288325
Of course
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J.K. Rolling
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LLOR
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>>701288325
ROLL NIGGERS
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>>701292666
30 billion fucking sweet
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>>701288325
Roln
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>>701291676
>30% chance of death

the retard is strong with this one
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wololo
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>>701288325
rollan
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El rollio fagets
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ayy lmao
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rollerino
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>>701288325
Yes
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>>701288325
I'd spin it until I can't
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>>701292939
Fuck I'm ded
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>>701288325
fuck yeah I would
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>>701288325
rollin
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ASD
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Rollin'
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Roll
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I would. Roll
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i rich
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>filename keked
Rawlin
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fuck
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rolling
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>>701288325
sas
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>>701288325
roll
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>>701288325
lol?
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>>701288325
Yes I would
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hola fgt
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>>701288325
Nope, money doesnt make you happy
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>>701288325
Do it
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Roll
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>>701288325
Rolling for pleasure
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sure
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>>701288325
Rollen
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Rollllll
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Why not
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>>701288325
2nd time
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Rollerino
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Let's do it.
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>>701288325

Go ahead. Make my day.
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Rell
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>>701288325
Roll boii
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roll
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>>701288325
lets go i win either way
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roll
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>>701293456
Fuck, missed by one
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>>701288325
rollinxdroflmao
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