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Red Vs Blue

In the beginning, man created god and wuba luba dub Dubs decides what he does next.

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>>701279577
Niggers build mudhuts on blue island
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>>701279918
roll
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Well that went well
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>>701279577
Red and Blue decide their world is a pointless simulation and drown themselves in the sea
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>>701280851
Thanks Edd
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>>701279577
blue realises that red is inferior with no access to river and blue has the main sea right in front of them, so blue starts an early rush, killing red and capturing their women
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Red

Becomes muslim
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>>701281400
Winrar. Im really glad it was the only one that actually followed the setup rules.
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Blue
Becomes anarchocapitalist
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Blue
builds boats
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Blue

Become radical feminists
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Red Is now Muslim. Fuckin Heathens.
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>>701279577
blue

attempt to make nukes
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Red
Build Racetrack
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Red

crash a plane into the highest building on the blue island
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blue bans burqa
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>>701281849
Red

Domesticate goats

You know what for.
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blue

declare crusade against filthy heathens
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>>701282116
Reroll for the "Domestication" of the goats ;)
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Blue

builds a massive seawall
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red renames itself to faggistan
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>>701282116
rolling for goat sex huts
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Blue

lowers the taxes and makes a capitalist heaven
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Blue

Build a giant farm
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>>701282317
roll
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Blue

declare allegiance to the murder /k/ube
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Blue

Becomes Catholic
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Blue developed ICBM
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Blue

Carve the shape of a penis into the mountain
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Red
Buy some SS-18
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Red

cut down forest to the left. make this thing to a harbor. two towers with gate in water on the tighest part (dont know how to call it, shitty english skills). Build harbor and some ships with into. (prepare for glorious jihad)
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Red

expand population because mudslimes fuck kids
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Blue

become a welfare anti racist progressive state(basically germany)
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Blue invades red
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Roll

Blue builds docks
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>>701283057
failure hahah
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BOATS
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Blue
Starts missile cruisers mass production
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Blue

build mine into mountains and a forge/blacksmith/whatever
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Reds invade and conquer blue
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Red
Declares themselves as commie
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Blue

Becomes the Jewish state of Kikeland
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>>701283057
Roll for this
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Red discovers the art of terrorism
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>>701283388
shit
prepare for the cuckening
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>>701283388
Blue

start digging for gold in mountain
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Blue
Builds a massive laser-shooting cock on the coast
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>>701283057
REROLL
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Blue sneaks over to reds and paints "drink bleach" on the mountains facing red villages
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>>701283540
Reroll that
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>>701283057
Rerolla
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white

rise from the sea with their city atlantis in the center of the map
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>>701283388
>>701283088
88's nigga
>>701283477
You wasted your shot dummie.

Red

domesticate goats
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Reds meet blue and make purple
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>>701283057
Reroll b
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>>701283057
Reroll c
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is op already dead?
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>>701283057
Reroll d
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>>701283776
those huge jew noses take time to draw son
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>>701283088
TaDaa! really Shity Docks!
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Rerolling until you get dubs defeats the whole purpose of getting fucking dubs you autist
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>>701283900
are those laser cannons?
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>>701283900
>not building the docks in the huge basin where it can be easily protected
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Battleship and 2 smaller ships for both sides
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>>701283833
>>701283800
>>701283599
>>701283477
>>701283388
Im going to draw all these wins so EVERYONE STOP ROLLING FOR A MOMENT!
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>>701279577
God creates Chimeras, and gives it to the Muslims. Instead of goats, they now have Chimeras.
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>>701283900
Red

They create 3 boats in order to meet the blue team
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red closes the sea in >>701283057 .img [xD haha the fuck is .png]

and trys to harvest salt out of the dusky no no longer water area
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>>701284047
OP

finishes drawing
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Blue, build an army of niggers
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>>701284074
reroll
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Red

Everyone goes to Blue teritory and make a idol to a big poo
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>>701284074
Last Reroll
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>>701284167
screenshot makes it png. you think i change that to please you retards?
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>>701284200
Lol
Red
Recruit KKK legion
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>>701284200
>>701284291
>>701284167
>>701284106
>>701284074
stop and give time for the OP
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>>701284396
Fuck you nigger
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>>701284328
>i have no power over my pc and he does stuff i never made him doing
>>701284396
dafuc only one is double so it dosnt matter at all
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>>701284517
NO
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black

stop rioting and behaving like retards
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OP

post nudes, you slut
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>>701285094
Here's my laser cock in Kike land ;)
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>>701285232
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>>701285232
is this thing uncircumcised?! wtf! its kikeland
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>>701285261
Blure

fire the white cock cannon and impregnate every women on the red island
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nigger

nigger nigger
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>>701285404
yeah OP we need some accuracy here
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>>701285261
>Muslims get Mecca and Jews get a Bank

OP is confirmed Terrorist.
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>>701285425
Nigger
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>>701285261
Blue

Elects Merkel as supreme leader and accepts 50 refugees from red with the promise to accept 10 000 more in the coming year
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played in Orange vs Purple Earlier, Blue summons the legion in order to kill Reds. damn Commie Bastards.
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Build a bridge
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>>701285697
I was also there. That's why I started this thread.
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>>701285514
Blue

make merkel the supreme leader and take in all the reds
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Reds

Build airfield
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>>701285730
>Good one

Red

Starts building bridge to blue island. Will be ready in 3 years (turns)
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Red

Starts fishing for increased food income.
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Red
Build the Anti-Cock Muhammad Defence System
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can we start rolling again? red harbour isn't drawn yet (and maybe some other things?)
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Red

White dire wolves are domesticated for battle
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Red niggers when kamikazi on blues pearl harbour ass
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Red

Reds learn how to mount raptors and use them for battles
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Reds

Build nukes
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>>701285951
Im adding it while you guys roll now. Forgot about it.
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>>701285973
reroll
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>>701285951
Everybody started rolling so no point in asking

Also reroll on dis:
>>701285514
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Blue

Start digging the mountains to have more weapons for battles
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>>701285996
Roll
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>>701285996
rolling for this famalam
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Red

Massive mobile harpoons to take down ships or aerial objects
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Red

They received a gift from the god : some red people can control fire
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Red

because of cutting down trees for the harbour (not drawn yet) the area around red village becomes a dessert. Allahs natural habitat
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>>701285996
Lazor raptors it is 8===> roll
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Red

makes an auschwitz for the jews in preparation for the first world war.
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Blue

Create an giant BADASS tower to train the raptors how to fire lasers !!
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Blue

There is a civil war. Blue splits into 3, Jews and MuslimS
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Blue elects a nigger as president and the nigger citizens riot and burn down all buildings.
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>>701286587
not blue, red
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>>701286610
Rereoll
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Red

They get Chimeras with Jihad vests strapped to them. Instead of goats, they now have Jihadi Chimeras. Sometimes they send them flying over to the Blue's and blow them up.
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Blue

Some odd mutation comes... Everyone noses become huge
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>>701286650
Blue

converts to /k/ubism and everyone gets a mosin nagant form the great /k/ube
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Blue

turn dick around and fire it into mountains to mine for gold [jewing intensifies]
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Red

They dig a tunnel underwater to reach the blue
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...there is civil war and blue splits into 2 different colored factions Blue Jews and Yellow Muslims
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Blue

Puts a picture of Mohammed on a huge flagpole on the center of their island
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>>701286839
roll
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>>701286781
Roll
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>>701286839
Blue

Reroll
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>>701286912
Rell
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>>701286839
roll but blue jews and yellow dudes who dont want to be circumcised
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blue

They separate in two factions : the Jew and the Nazi
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>>701286912
RR
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>>701286618
Roll
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Red kills themselves
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>>701286822
Blue

sends undercover jews to the reds and slowly destroys their society
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brown

nigger faction gets discovered in the north of red island
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>>701287152
Reroll
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Red

they craft a boat which can fly over a rainbow
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>>701287200
NOOOOOOOO !!
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>>701287200
OP please make a rule that makes rerolling worhtless
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Red became whitewalkers after there death
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(Im not doing Suicide. Example: Red kills themselves.)
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>>701287185
roll red apparently just killed themselves. need new people
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>>701287200
... with a suicide bombing and kill all blue

/thread
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>>701287344
the dubs had spoken and the new rule is made
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>>701287392
Faggot
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>>701287481
idgaf
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>>701286839
Roll
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Red

They dig a tunnel underwater to reach the blue team
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>>701287392
Blue

builds a synagogue
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Red

build pirate/raiding ships.
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Blue and Red

Became friends and start to export ressources
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>>701287570
>They both have ports
>Decides to dig a tunnel
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Red

They start to steal the gold of the blue
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>>701287632
Blue

builds a golden cannon that fires jews and sends jews to destroy the reds society
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Blue

Start building boats made of gold mined from mountain
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Blue

They Start to build boats for the WAR
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Blue

makes the JIDF
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Red

some start dancing around cube. cube charges up with sandnigger magic
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>>701279577

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHBHrIbqze0
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>>701287824
Roll
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Red digs underground and is never seen again
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Blue elects a loli president.
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>>701287897
disgusting
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Blue

Create an Temple For their God : JesusRaptor
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Blue is now purple
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>>701287897
I enjoy this immensely. Thank you.
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Red

buils a vagina barrier to absorb penis beams
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Red builds giant wall in the ocean
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Red

Build a temple on the mountains to train laser-ninjas for the war
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blue Invents a vastly better way of procuring fish.
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>>701287956
Roll
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Red

Island turns to a desert with pyramids and goats and shit
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But what about nigga army?
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White

crusaders that heard about some heathens come on ships and fight the reds
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>>701288222
YES TRON !!!
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Blue kills all the men on their territory
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Red and blue now get along and no longer fight
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Blue gather giant cock power to unleash a devastating Zashkvar (haram) Ray at Kaaba
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>>701288241
summer
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>>701287185
still want the nigger tribe
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>>701288381
Summer? This is some vintage 2010 shit.
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>>701288366
/end thread
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Red

They learn how to build steampunk ExoArmor For the battle
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>>701288366
They never fought to begin with

Also if dubs negate what this nigger posted
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>>701288366
Dubs has spoken!
/Thread
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I missed the orange vs purple one can some one send me the pics?
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>>701288451
Roll
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Red and blue starts fighting again
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>>701288440
the problem is ITS NO LONGER 2010 MOVE ON YOU NIG
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>>701288378
Roll
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>>701288526
roll
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Red and blue never fight
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>>701288533
ok
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>>701288222
Aw shit son.
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Okay allow me to elaborate

Im not doing anything that will end the game in a bullshit way.
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>>701288366
Red

betrays the blue and starts a jihad against kafirs
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red

They build boats to travel to the blue island with the Laser Ninjas to steal the gold
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>>701288366
The space base calls and informs the reds that the blues will play crafty tricks, then the reds fly one member into tower
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Blue is now invisible
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>>701288366
They weren't even in conflict.
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Red

"Troubled individual" sails a boat into blue harbor and blows it up
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>>701288738
the nation of purple appears out of nowhere
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>>701288788
Blue

isn't invisible anymore and every blue becomes obese.
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Blue

starts an uprising against jews and Adolf Hitler is chosen as the leader of the uprising
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>>701288738
Dud you need to set up the rules before you start playing the game
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>>701288958
I had assumed no one would be a fukin kike

But I must have neglected the fact I was on 4chan.
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Red

The laser-ninjas teleport to the blue island and steal all the gold !!! THE WAR START
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>>701288955
YES FINALLY
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>>701288955
Invisible Nazis... Nice

Blue

On raptors please
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>>701288788
Red island is now invisible
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>>701289071
Roll
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>>701288955
#hitler_did_nothing_wrong
Red
Calls Soviet Union to help against Nazis
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>>701289120
im pretty sure the invisible post doesnt count its just fuckin retarded
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>>701289144
YESSSSS RED POWER

BLUE TEAM DON'T HAVE GOLD ANYMORE, HAHA !!
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Insert top of red into button of blue to form one island. let The Game begin
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>>701289271
rolls dont count
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>>701289264
Who are you to doubt the will of divine dubs?
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>>701289412
Because as I OP I can say I agree
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>>701289521
fag
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>>701289412
THE OP IS ON MY SAID
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Red gets some S-400
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Red

The Laser-Ninjas teleport to blue island and the kill Hitler
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>>701289521
Makes sense. Faggot > dubs
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>>701289521
Well shit dont let us players ruin the fun of your game

OP
Kills himself
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>>701289597
side sorry for that retardation
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>>701289676
the game should have some logic you fag
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Red

they get the lens of truth from Majora's Mask so they can see invisible jews
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Blue
Arms a huge laser cock to destroy ninjas' hidden base
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Red

They learn how to craft blaster with the laser-Ninjas and they kill Hitler
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>>701289676
Rolling
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The Jews are now goldless nazis.

>>701289676

dont worry I wont
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Turn the mountains into bacon volcanos
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Red
Calls down a massive piece of shit to blue's island
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>>701289865
Blue

makes superior aryan army called "Wermacht"
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>>701289948
>Turn the mountains into bacon volcanos
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OP sucks a dick
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Chop down some trees to create an giant tower to watch the blue
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>>701290098
Reroll
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Blue

builds an airport
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>>701290155
Red
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Blue

Perform the ancient ritual to summon Harambe, the destroyer.
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Red

becomes socialistic
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Red
Builds 2 battleships: "Op is" and "A faggot"
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Red

Craft a giant gold robot for the war
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Red

creates ISIS
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>>701289865
Blue

build more shipyards in the coves
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>>701281891
This
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Blue builds the World Trade Center.
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Blue
Launches the giant laser cock into space so it can strike reds from the orbit
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Red

They create the Pise tower but it is black
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>>701282560
This
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>>701290166
Dubs speaks op must deliver
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Red
Sea-Niggers assault the harbor, causing it to be unusable for the next three dubs.
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>>701290588
Red destroys it using planes.
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>>701290352
you see a game has to have some logics you know in computer games the logics is the game enigne here its OP if you dont like it fuck off
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Red gives birth to stalin, for mother Russia
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>>701290501
Get your facts right

Blue

Creates ISIS (On red island)
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>>701290711
Holy fucking shittttt
>>701290588
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>>701290781
the blue is no longer a ((())) now its pure aryan
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>>701290770
Reroll
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>>701290588
>>701290711
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>>701290711
Two dubs. OP THIS BETTER BE ON THERE
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Blues discover fire
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Red

They build 3 gold spaceships for the war
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>>701290979
roll
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>>701290969
69 worth anything?
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Red

Seaniggers spilt of. (Black) ships and hidden pirate cove at the top of red island
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Blue carpet bombs red due to the terrorism
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>>701290891
Aren't nazis responsible for 9/11?
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>>701291045
no only dubs
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Red

They create an Iron Men's army and some gold blasters for the Laser-ninjas
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>>701291133
Speaking of which
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I built them to a T and then you all blew em up so im not drawing it again. Have some clip art of the towers burning.
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>>701290588
>>701290711

TOP KEK
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>>701291190
roll
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>>701291192
shit i wasted them
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Blue

Builds boats to transport troops to the red island
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Blue

try to create masterrace through horrible experiments. new bown faction of exiled, inbred retards on the right part of the island
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Where's my Sea Niggers???
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>>701291232
Red

They create Liberty Prime
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>>701291475
op and some niggers in the red harbor
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>>701291474
röll
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>>701291474
rolling for retards
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Blue invite Trump onto their Island and kidnaps him
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Greens start spwning in the blues south east cut off the part from the mainland
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Blue builds a Giant Flying Faggot and it poo on kaaba
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>>701291655
Greens are an ultra retarded faction
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>>701291655
win
>>701291474
roll but with retards somewhere else
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Reds

Get a warthog. Suck it, blue!
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Blue builds roads all round the island
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Wife cooked dinner. if anyone wants to take over be my guest

>This is OP and yes my wife is gross and fat
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>>701291655
It's the allied troops

>on raptors
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>>701291232
Red
learns agriculture and constructs a wheat field.
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>>701291844
/thread
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>>701291778
or is guess it would still work, depending on how much gets cut off (probably at lot, its kikeland after all)
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>>701291844
doesnt matter if you love her but tell her to burn some fat for longer life
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