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>>701245471
Don't get me wrong, I LOVE watching Alliance lose. But something about it is always unsatisfying.
I think it's about just how pathetic Loda is. I've always had this hunch: no matter how bad Alliance lose, no matter how hard they are crushed, or how badly Loda is humiliated in game; I just know that somehow he is enjoying it.
Maybe not during the actual game. But whereas a normal player would hate to lose entirely, Loda is different. When Lanm crushes Loda I just KNOW that later Kelly and Loda are going to go out to some random club, and Kelly will go out on the dance floor while Loda is sitting at the bar watching. And Kelly will dance with every single man; letting them touch her, letting them kiss her. But she will push them all away eventually, because she is looking for something specific. And Kelly will find the most ugly short chinese man she can, seduce him with the promise of easy sex. And she will bring him home with Loda in tow. And Loda is going to watch her get fucked by that random man; all while Kelly is screaming "Lanm is raping me Loda! Do something!" but Loda has been handcuffed, and even if he was not he's too beta to do something anyway.
This Chinese guy understands NOTHING about what is going on, and just wants to have a sad fuck and leave because the chained up bald crying guy is making him very uncomfortable and makes this an overall regrettable experience, but he's in to far now.
So he just pounds on Kelly. A look of general disgust on his face. He's just using her to get it over with. Some random guy is just using her, and its making Loda's tiny cock pitch the worlds smallest circus tent in his Monster Energy(tm) boxers.
When the random guy is about to cum Kelly quickly flips out of doggy position and takes him in her mouth. She holds his load on her tongue and goes to show Loda. She holds her tongue out wide and shows him before swallowing. she kisses Loda.
The Chinese man has let himself out quietly while this is going on
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>>701246115
X^D
>>701245471
>>701246434
Op on lsd?
Yes how original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM9x7dZo5ns
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>>701246824
Then he'd be a racist bigot sushi that'd get thrown in the trash
>>701245874
Wut?
>>701248292
Do faggot things and become a faggot
>>701250216
its about the game that he's playing and it's moderatelately interesting. Basically this main character bitch Keesha, she has to do all these things in order to supply her wealth. Because I tell you every day, you gotta appy yourself to supply your wealth. The only limitations you have are the ones you place upon yourself.
After you do that you get to hit it doggy.
>>701250850
What is the game called?
>>701251108
dota 2, are you living under a rock ??
>>701251226
Is that a MOBA? I've never much cared for that style of gameplay.
>>701246991
Looks like Pikmin, but Luigi's Mansion is on top of the stack...
>silver GameCube
>purple controller
get rekt
>>701251463
Fucking lost. God damn it that was worth reading out loud at work.
>>701251289
wut
>>701246365
Some of the fucking notes placed here though, fucking christ.
>insert peanuts
>oil bow here
>play ball
>remove cattle from stage
This thing is a beautiful mess.
>>701245990
is this you anon? i shop at that home brew store around the corner.
>>701245471
>>701247101
underrated post
>>701249450
>Homosexual detected
>>701251289
wut
>>701245471
how is that pic supposed to be funny??
I don't understand
>>701252516
>>701252773
>Shooting sparks at pressurized tanks filled with ???
Not a good idea, but he's probably fine.
>>701246365
>have a nice day
>gradually become agitated
>>701251824
i wonder what colour the mother and daughter were....
>>701252538
Why, Rhett! How many times have I told you to wash up after weekly cross burning?
>>701246824
Trump?
I don't care, I'm hungry and that sushi looks really tasty right now.
>>701253047
That's meta.
>>701253075
probably white niggers,this happened in the scummiest city in ireland,limerick city
>>701252985
>filled with ???
That's an Oxyfuel rig, you white collar faggot. He's throwing sparks on acetylene and oxygen. Do I need to explain why that's bad, too?
>>701253285
You sound like a fallout npc
>>701251289
que? squirt pussy?
>>701251289
Can anyone explain this exploding pussy-like thing?
>>701251289
srsly wtf is that?!
>>701245990
Lost my shit
>>701253444
I'm pretty sure it's some kind of echinoderm.
>>701252985
even if the gas tank was leaky, the chance that there is gas just in the right concentration to get ignited by one of those sparks is incredibly low. also he would smell the gas long before a critical concentration is reached.
source: I work on construction.
>>701245608
Just nuke her shitty country, dickhead.
>>701252538
They were calling Trump supporters KKK members, not pretending to be some for a false flag or whatever.
I'd rather have them do that than assault people tbh
>>701245608
WHY THE FUCK IS THAT NOT A FAIR DEAL YOU BULLSHITTING FAGGOT?!
>>701251686
Can confirm that is not Pikmin. The Time Meter isn't stretching across the full top of the screen.
>>701245608
hahahaha nice. At the same time I trade my silver for her gold and she accepts it right away.
>tfw review bro went full schizo thanks to 'gang stalking' trolls
>>701253348
He would definately be raped over the coals by safety but those bottles are designed to withstand a lot of abuse, and there are mechanisms in the gauges and nozzles to keep any ignition from entering the bottles. I guess there is a chance he could blow his shit up but the most realistic worst thing that could happen here is him burning through the hose and creating a flamethrower that is if those bottles are even open. Metal cools really fast and sparks at that distance just aren't going to fuck with anything; that equipment isn't dry brush and tinder.
Classic
>>701245608
having played civ V for the first time the last couple a weeks, I can say its a great game. Untill diplomatics.
Fuck diplomatics, does there even excist a game where diplomatics aren't bugged as fucked?
post funny shit you niggers
>>701246643
i was mildly surprised good job
>>701254725
The regulators would keep the bottles safe, but those hoses would ignite with ease, turning the acetylene into a flame spewing death machine propelled by the oxygen hose. I've seen that happen. OSHA wasn't happy.
>>701254865
what do you mean bugged
>>701246643
was expecting more of a jump scare
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>>701245471
>>701251606
>Is that a MOBA? I've never much cared for that style of gameplay.
>MOBA
fucking kek. never thought riot games would win, in the end.
they invented that word because they didnt want the genre their game belongs to be called DotA because that would be slightly embarassing if its so easy to google what DOTA2 is. and now people actually use that "MOBA" word and bow down to that faget company.
>>701251289
>When your wife shows how much the bull came inside her
>>701245471
those tanks are actually super durable. although i personally test it, i've talked to guys that work rental places for work equipment and half the they do to those things make me cringe to think about.
as long as your not hitting the top of it with a mallet or dropping it from a considerable height or putting it into an industrial compactor those things are nearly impossible to breach.
>>701254037
I thought it said john cane so i actually googled it..
>>701255114
>Ignite with ease
Little dramatic dont you think?
>>701256426
Not really. They're basically like radiator hoses. Molten slag would melt through them no problem, and acetylene has a pretty low flash point.
>>701249450
Read more.
>>701251686
>Platinum Gamecbue
>>701256907
But the DNC warned me that reading was an entitlement, and racist.
>>701245990
Can someone explain? I have autismo
>>701253233
pod?
>>701245471
I'm taking a college course on welding and I finally understand why that picture isn't a good fucking idea.
>>701246174
This can't be real.
>>701251289
I would like to stick my penis inside of it
>>701257322
you needed a college course to understand that?
i don't think you'll be in college very long
>>701246765
lost
>>701246991
Real life Oldboy
>>701251289
Half life 3 confirmed
>>701246643
Fucking hell, good one. Didn't even notice that it was a GIF. Flashed just as I finished reading, too.
>>701246643
Fucking hell, good one. Didn't even notice that it was a GIF. Flashed just as I finished reading, too
>>701245471
That is completely safe.
Unless the tubes were openend, which would be dangerous even without the sparks n shit.
HAHAHAHAHA
>>701257277
now I touch myself
>>701254182
Arab Christians will also say "Allahu Akbar" because all it means is "God is great".
>>701257945
What the fuck
>>701258276
Sure thing, CAIR...
>>701251824
Dat's Limerick Citaaaaaay
>>701258276
Too bad they're all dead now.
>>701254831
I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really like this pic
>>701257223
Using a slider to input your phone number.
>>701254725
seriously, raped over the coals? that's not the phrase, you fucking inbred. "raked" is the word, not raped.
>>701258458
aboy tha kid
>>701246024
kek source for the video
>>701253444
Sea pig on its back
>>701257945
What did that shit do to my pc?
>>701255568
You really thought a game genre would be called
>Defence of the Ancients
>>701254831
lost
>>701258855
Oy vey
>>701256312
This explains Anime
>>701253348
Yes, please explain so my faggoty white collar ass can understand.
>>701258582
Well Sham. How's the ma?
>>701256312
upperclass memes. i like it
>>701254865
Rhye's and Fall for Civ 4 is best civ.
>>701258987
well, now i know why cancer sites makes those arrows. got me good
>>701259202
shes good,i hope yours is too
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>>701253043
Here's the full version
>>701257945
What the actual fuck is this ?
>>701259922
sorry anon i dont know
>>701257945
dayum im scared
>>701255870
top kuk
>>701257945
why cant i click this .gif
>>701251289
Fake
>>701260274
>>701253047
Fucking indestructible.
>>701259588
She's off to donkeys for a square cod and a battered lala
>>701260381
Orlly?
>>701256312
Japanese art honestly hasn't changed much tbqh fam
>>701260036
Like (or as) the Rolling Stones
fucking hell this thing slays me anew every time i see it
>>701252516
why she look like "mother fucker - quit your shit and get me my fried chikens"
>>701245874
Is this OC or pasta
I kekked either way
fuckin loda
>>701251289
japanise porn
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>>701255563
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>>701260521
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>701257945
This is legitly scary you fuck tard and I'm just about to sleep. Fuck you.
>>701252530
because not funny
>>701254147
fuking lol
>>701260418
nice,id kill for a chicken fillet burger from chicken hut now
>>701260767
>>701258090
I like how she retaliates by splashing beer on his dick.
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>>701257945
>>701261008
Gravy chip
>>701252416
Who are you??? (Jonah?)
>>701258942
"andy skills at hide and seek were legendary"
>>701261076
Worst ylyl thread of 2016
>>701261171
better than kfc gravy it is
>>701245719
mildly amusing for some reason, I can feel the force, but it does not take me over the edge
>>701252416
Oh, you live next to Bushwood
>>701254915
nice tits
>>701245990
not fun, but interesting idea
>>701246024
lost
>>701260036
that could'nt be arranged by accident, because it has too many noticeable patterns. Either way it must sound like shit.
>>701246365
damn sum tight toona
>>701254675
the comment killed it
>>701253047
>that's a cell wall
>>701254915
T H I C C
>>701252714
8Gaming is the same as 9gag but for faggot gamers
>>701246434
what drug makes you see that shit?
>>701246174
lost
>>701246765
made me smile
>>701251948
anybody who eats steaks below medium is a fucking disgrace a shouldn't be allowed to eat meat
>>701255568
Tug of War is a better way to describe it either way. Nearly every online game is a MOBA. But I got to give it to Riot, their marketers got a lot of balls!
>>701252212
obligitory lolxdxd
>>701251212
impressive
>>701246643
Fucking hell, good one. Didn't even notice that it was a GIF. Flashed just as I finished reading, too.
>>701245990
I'm fucking crying
>>701258276
>Arab Christians will also say "Allahu Akbar" because all it means is "God is great"
>All it means is "God is great
>God is great
Damn man, you forgot something
>God is greater
>>701245990
fuck you, this brigthened my day and I just started drinking to get tired and fall asleep. You ruined my plans for the night! But thanks. keks were had
>>701261745
I guess im a fag cuss thats the only min scoff ive had. does it fill you jollies for me to give you attention?
>>701254147
Oh my god I knew what was going to happen but I didnt expect it to be that hilarious
>>701254915
Tits or gtfo....
>>701261320
>>701246991
>Platinum GameCube
<3
>>701254147
made me smile and close my eyes hard, but not laugh
>>701246643
I'm not seeing the blinking
>>701254947
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
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>>701252212
Lost big time
>>701257945
fuck off
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>>701257945
can someone describe what happens? I am on mobile and it just shows a tiny white square.
>>701253077
underrated post
>>701257945
aww shit.
>>701258855
Concept art
>>701257739
That would be epic.
>>701262934
Creepy thing comes toward the screen, and then goes blank. When you click it again it doesn't show up.
>>701246643
its too late for this shit, what actually happens?
>>701263325
nuthin
>>701263325
he blinks
>>701260693
pasta
it was posted long time ago in d2 subreddit
>>701254947
oh god this is so relatable
>>701252538
Thats some x-files theme shit right there
>>701255093
I win
>>701255615
Is he ok?
>>701245471
>>701246643
A chill twirled down my spine when it blinked
>>701255615
Is he died
>>701261750
high does of AL-LAD or 2CD from my experience can kind of look like this
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>>701261557
>>701260600
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2A92MLrc4w
here you go
>>701251463
YAS hahaha
>>701245765
Roll
>>701245471
this pic gets posted on ylyl frequently just to get people to argue about dumb shit.
that being said you look like a retard if you do this but honestly nothing would ever happen.
>>701263898
Reroll
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>>701246174
I dont get it
>>701262052
Made me giggle
>>701248292
>>701255615
fake as fuck
>>701264510
Kill yourself I have immunity
Trap post
>>701245990
what is this ?
