Screen cap of my drive for proof
I use Omegle, it's worse than it used to be these days, not ban wise but girl-wise. I feel lucky because chicks are picky but genuinely are gobsmacked when they see a big cock so they usually stick around. Choose your times right and you get a lot of girls on there.
I cover my cam and uncover when I see a girl or sometimes use a copy and paste "Would you believe me if I said I had an 11 inch cock?", they say no and I prove it.
Ban wise, I do get banned but I have a dynamic IP so all it takes is resetting my router and I'm unbanned again! Chatroulette uses a different method to ban users and it's also less fun, so I don't use it
I keep these mainly for me to get off to, so they're raw, sometimes showing face etc so I don't want to do a direct upload. But I might share some I've checked out in the future if you want to give me your email
Sometimes when I'm bored I pretend to be a 13-year-old hot blond girl from NYC looking for fat men on Omegle. You wouldn't believe how many idiots actually believe me. I didn't save any screenshots etc. because my girlfriend also uses my computer occasionally, so greentext is the best I can do.
>Bored as hell
>Decide to act like a loli on Omegle cus why the fuck not.
>Have some younger cousins and simply copy their behavior/text to make it look real.
>Waiting for random fattie.
>First question from fattie: "asl?" Sometimes they just write m21 or some shit.
>I reply f13
>Fattie immediately starts to beg for Kik.
>Tell him I am not giving away any contact details to strangers.
>Tell the basement dwelling virgin that I require some form of commitment to the cause of sharing contact details.
>"You heard me, faggot."
>"Post a picture of your dick on /b/ with a timestamp. Name the thread 'for my Pretty Omegle Princess' ".
>Fatty refuses (usually they are absolute betas that never visit 4chan).
>I say: "Ok, bye then..."
>This fat fuck gives in.
>posts picture of his huge clit on /b/ with the requested title.
>Disgusting fat surrounding it and blinding the rest of the picture.
>I text him on Omegle why the fuck he would think that a 13 yo girl would ask him all this.
>Tell him he will never get laid.
>post the entire convo on /b/ including his penis.
I have done this a few times. I will see if I can do it again tonight.
i would literally beat the living shit out of you just for having a dick that big, i would literally chop it off and feed you it out of jealousy i hope you die a horrible death
Typical defensive small dick comment, but thank you.
I agree from person experience, at least with the girls I've been with and talked too. They like to feel "full". Length is important tho, they dont want a chode either. As long as you're around 6-7 with decent girth you're pretty golden. If bigger and have decent girth, blessed
Can confirm. I show my dick on omegle friday nights or on a weekend where I know there are a bunch of girls.
I ask them and they prefer thick cocks, just more pleasing to them physically and visually.
>this more than you think.
after a certain length you just bottom out on the cervix. im the same length as my wife's ex but a fair bit girthier. i also have more of a curve upwards, so i do a better job hitting the g-spot. she enjoys my dick so much that she left her ex.
>tfw 8 inch dick
>but also 6'7" tall with huge hands
>so it ends up looking average
What are you on about?
He's crab clawing to make it look bigger.
He's skinny so it looks bigger
He's moving it forward towards the camera so it looks bigger.
It's not a small cock but it's certainly not as big as he's making it look. Camera angles, crab clawing and being skinny goes a long way towards making it look big.
>tfw when used to be super skinny 2 years ago, with a at least "big" 7.1 incher
>tfw when getting buff and eating more
>lost 2-3cm, now averaging a 6 inch dick
>I hate myself forever for lifting
I look sexy, but this small dick makes me sometimes depressing, comparing it to my 7 inch which I could dual hand without problems.
Once in a blood moon, I get maybe a super hard dick up to 6.5 inch
IT'S HAPPENING! 4CHAN MENTIONED IN CNN CONCERNING ATTACKS ON SMELLARY!
>usually they are absolute betas that never visit 4chan
I really don't understand what you meant by this :^)
Does this mean i am alpha for being here alone?
I wanna roll them up like croissants and titty fuck them.
you don't need to have a big dick with omegle sluts
Me, for proof
I wish. Cunt stopped her friend from pulling her pants down and showing ass and pussy.
Does anyone remember thos YLYL or cringe threads where people would cringe and laugh over some hideous faggot or chick who posted their picture on facebook and everyone went crazy like "ur beautiful" "teach me to be this pretty". Do you also remember the times where in celeb threads people would talk shit about Natalie Dormer due to her tits?
Ok and last question, does anyone else see the irony here?
Sorry love, they're meh tier, don't get implants or they'll run to the sides since they seem to have that tendency already. Hit the gym and make everything else look god tear. Best of luck!
Yikes, they'd probably look decent if you had a sharpie in your ass.
Ask an omegle pro anything.
I've been doing this for years and have become quite proficient at getting sluts to be sluts.
I also have a handful of regular slave girls now who do anything I tell them. I will be here for the next 20 minutes to answer your questions.
> I've been doing this for years and have become quite proficient at getting sluts to be sluts
No, you haven't.
> I also have a handful of regular slave girls now who do anything I tell them
Your hands don't count, Brolonius.
how about showing it to real girls?
>i show my dick on omegle friday nights
its not as much of a party, but its plenty worth it if u have anything worth looking at. or, god forbid, something interesting to say..lol
nothing anymore. that was from chat roulette a few years ago
Literally the same fucking things get posted in this thread every fucking time.
Don't get me wrong, I do, sometimes dry spells, sometimes they work late shifts, some sick...and sometimes I just don't wanna leave the house so I just go and click.
I like the reactions they give me, always telling me I'm thick
>How's your first approach like?
Keep your dick off cam when looking for girls because
1. You'll very likely get banned and
2. 99% of girls will skip immediately when seeing dick.
What you need to do is dress well and work the camera angle to make u look fit. When I say dress well, i don't mean a fucking suit and fedora, you fucking autists. Dress in nice casual gear, branded hoodie (A&F, Hollister), some nice sweats, tight tshirt if you're fit/well-toned and tight trunks (branded works best) for when you get some win.
Just make sure the clothes fit well and you look good. You don't even have to show your face. I never do.
>how do i pair up with girls?
Choose the right times. Weekends are best as there are more girls on. If you're using tags, use shit that girls are interested in. Names of boybands are always a safe bet. Most important thing to have though is patience, whether you're using tags or not. It might take 3 or 4 hours to get an attractive whore, so be fucking patient. i have 20+GB of videos of sluts I recorded on omegle over the past couple years. That took a lot of time and effort.
>also, leading it towards them being nude?
If the conversation hasn't turned sexual within the first 3 minutes, you're most likely wasting your time. Skip that bitch and move on to the next slut.
Single girls are best. You can get some joy with 2 or more girls, but usually they won't get nude if they're with someone else. Best you can do is have them show tits to rate/compare, and maybe some ass. But only 1 time out of maybe 1000 have I had 2 girls fap on cam for me at the same time, so concentrate on single chicks most.
What I find works on a lot of girls is a story I made up that they can relate to that turns sexual pretty quickly.
Once they start biting their lips, you know you got a win and keep pushing it til that pussy is wet.
whats that? girls prefer girth to length? interesting concept u bring to the table...
>99% of girls will skip immediately when seeing dick.
>U fuck them in real after, or in skype?
Never shared any personal info or even showed my face. EVER. that's my 1 rule.
I'll snapchat them and hook up again on omegle but NEVER leave anything that links back to me
>Ask an omegle pro anything.
>I also have a handful of regular slave girls now who do anything I tell them
enjoy my huge dick you miserable person
>she enjoys my dick so much that she left her ex.
fukken zozzled, you're dreaming and fucking naive as shit if you actually believe that
All this fucking effort just jerk off in front of random cam girls? And you're calling other people autists?
If you're capable of dressing well and leading a girl through an interesting conversation just use tinder and get laid like a fucking adult.
So 2 of those are really by chance, and the one is optional...care to guess which? besides, how the fuck do NuFemales define ATTRACTIVENESS nowadays? Because I see hot girls with skinny ugly ass numales all the time. Attractive is not what I remember, and as an ugly motherfucker like myself even I can say that its gone fucking insane.
Lol youve never had a girl tell you they like the thickness then....cause all the girls I've fucked love that I'm thick as fuck. Bigget than a half dollar in width And I've only got 6.5 inches.
Recently met a girl on Omegle w my face on cam, spoke with her for about an hour and got her to show me everything, masturbated with her. Then we found out we live about 15 minutes from each other, she gave me her number and told me she would let me cum inside of her.
The catch? I have a girlfriend and my girlfriend is pregnant. If I get caught cheating my life will be over. What to do, what to do...