omegle win thread
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omegle win thread
I only have a few
>>701238307
post em
>>701238470
That reaction.
Moar!
bumpppp im contributing
>>701238855
More
>>701238470
This has been around for years but never gets old. She just can't fucking handle it lol
Moar
>>701238307
Anyone got source on this one?
>>701238307
God damn. need the rest of this one.
I'm a hung dude who's been doing this for a few years. If I wasn't at work I'd contribute. SORRY
>>701240959
Screen cap of my drive for proof
>>701241112
how do you not get banned and what sites do you use?
>>701237192
>>701241112
what for? why not for real encounters?
>>701241199
I use Omegle, it's worse than it used to be these days, not ban wise but girl-wise. I feel lucky because chicks are picky but genuinely are gobsmacked when they see a big cock so they usually stick around. Choose your times right and you get a lot of girls on there.
I cover my cam and uncover when I see a girl or sometimes use a copy and paste "Would you believe me if I said I had an 11 inch cock?", they say no and I prove it.
Ban wise, I do get banned but I have a dynamic IP so all it takes is resetting my router and I'm unbanned again! Chatroulette uses a different method to ban users and it's also less fun, so I don't use it
>>701241387
Pardon?
>>701241552
thanks! can you put your videos on mega or something?
>>701241112
dropbox?
U have interest or not ?
Unmoderated omegle or normal?
>>701241761
I keep these mainly for me to get off to, so they're raw, sometimes showing face etc so I don't want to do a direct upload. But I might share some I've checked out in the future if you want to give me your email
>>701241920
all of them ! :)
>>701241920
Usually unmoderated, but in unmod I have found some good shit
do you find more girls in unmoderated than regular?
>>701238470
what kind of fuckery is this? you dont even show the part with her tits you fukin moron what the fuck is wrong with you
>>701238855
checked u cunt
>>701238307
This is why rape should be legal
>>701241552
u havent got an 11 inch cock you fuckin moron
This is me
>>701237192
Sometimes when I'm bored I pretend to be a 13-year-old hot blond girl from NYC looking for fat men on Omegle. You wouldn't believe how many idiots actually believe me. I didn't save any screenshots etc. because my girlfriend also uses my computer occasionally, so greentext is the best I can do.
>Be me
>Bored as hell
>Decide to act like a loli on Omegle cus why the fuck not.
>Have some younger cousins and simply copy their behavior/text to make it look real.
>Waiting for random fattie.
>First question from fattie: "asl?" Sometimes they just write m21 or some shit.
>I reply f13
>Fattie immediately starts to beg for Kik.
>Tell him I am not giving away any contact details to strangers.
>Still begging.
>Tell the basement dwelling virgin that I require some form of commitment to the cause of sharing contact details.
>"huh?"
>"You heard me, faggot."
>"Post a picture of your dick on /b/ with a timestamp. Name the thread 'for my Pretty Omegle Princess' ".
>Fatty refuses (usually they are absolute betas that never visit 4chan).
>I say: "Ok, bye then..."
>"NO WAIT!"
>This fat fuck gives in.
>posts picture of his huge clit on /b/ with the requested title.
>Disgusting fat surrounding it and blinding the rest of the picture.
>I text him on Omegle why the fuck he would think that a 13 yo girl would ask him all this.
>Tell him he will never get laid.
>post the entire convo on /b/ including his penis.
I have done this a few times. I will see if I can do it again tonight.
>>701242335
See screencap above. It's big, not 11 but girls still think it is
>>701238307
i need the sauce
>>701242335
>>701242356
i would literally beat the living shit out of you just for having a dick that big, i would literally chop it off and feed you it out of jealousy i hope you die a horrible death
>>701242389
Marry me
>>701241976
sure thing man: it's [email protected]
>>701242533
irony is you get no premium pussy cus your a fuckin wrongen ugly motherfucker , lol have fun wanking over a screen for the rest of your life
>>701242573
Hahahah, thanks
>>701242692
Nope. Wrong!
>>701238307
i'm gonna need more of this
girls prefer girth to length. You'll never be able to fully enjoy sex with a long thin dick. Most girls would pick a thick 6 over a long thin 7/8
>>701242907
Need this!!!
>>701242995
Typical defensive small dick comment, but thank you.
>>701242995
I agree from person experience, at least with the girls I've been with and talked too. They like to feel "full". Length is important tho, they dont want a chode either. As long as you're around 6-7 with decent girth you're pretty golden. If bigger and have decent girth, blessed
>>701242630
>Nope. You can give me your creditcard details though. Then it will at least feel like a marriage.
>>701242995
I have thick 7 what now
>>701243185
>tfw I'm 6.5" and 5.5" around/2.5" across
Feels good, man.
>>701243299
>>701242995
Can confirm. I show my dick on omegle friday nights or on a weekend where I know there are a bunch of girls.
I ask them and they prefer thick cocks, just more pleasing to them physically and visually.
>>701242703
Chapeau on your achievements OP!
>How about making a dropbox?
>>701242389
Kek that is God's work you are doing there anon
>>701243278
Top kek
But fuck your nope, you are mine.
>>701242907
Upload this one b/ro that girl is banging
>>701242995
>this more than you think.
after a certain length you just bottom out on the cervix. im the same length as my wife's ex but a fair bit girthier. i also have more of a curve upwards, so i do a better job hitting the g-spot. she enjoys my dick so much that she left her ex.
>>701243303
Haha same, now I just wish I was a shower rather than a grower
>>701243384
>tfw 8 inch dick
>but also 6'7" tall with huge hands
>so it ends up looking average
>>701243668
>>701242573
What are you on about?
He's crab clawing to make it look bigger.
He's skinny so it looks bigger
He's moving it forward towards the camera so it looks bigger.
It's not a small cock but it's certainly not as big as he's making it look. Camera angles, crab clawing and being skinny goes a long way towards making it look big.
>>701243574
Ehh. I don't care that much about that. That's literally what foreplay is for.
>>701238307
Need the rest if this anon
>>701238470
Link to the full video?
>>701243487
I'll be having dinner in a few moments, so afterwards I will be on omegle (moderated, spy/question mode) to create fresh material. Results will be posted on /b/.
>>701243759
anyone have a cache of saved omegle captures?? i had one i came across that my ex gfs roommates in it but fucking lost it and have been trying for years to find it again
>>701244027
>>701238470
Fucking baby hands trump over here.
>>701243891
Very true, very true. Some girls like the whole sweatpants outline/gym short thing but we cant have everything now can we. Just glad I'm a decent size and girth
>>701244075
Saddest part is my cock isn't small but the build of my body and height male it look eh on cam, the true MVP's are manlets with average and over dicks on cams.
>>701244172
>>701242389
U r God
>>701244216
You now realize that male porn actors are all tiny malets for this exact reason
jesus
all these girls have such bigger tits than mine
kill me
>>701244266
>>701244365
post em
>tfw when used to be super skinny 2 years ago, with a at least "big" 7.1 incher
>tfw when getting buff and eating more
>lost 2-3cm, now averaging a 6 inch dick
>I hate myself forever for lifting
I look sexy, but this small dick makes me sometimes depressing, comparing it to my 7 inch which I could dual hand without problems.
Once in a blood moon, I get maybe a super hard dick up to 6.5 inch
>>701244381
>>701244444
well I guess now I have to, gimme a sec
>>701244444
checkd that shit
>>701244477
>>701244444
check em
>>701244363
Ye it's sad, but thank god I don't do cam; usually do the kik then Skype route and have them just cam because they're thirsty as fuck.
>>701237192
IT'S HAPPENING! 4CHAN MENTIONED IN CNN CONCERNING ATTACKS ON SMELLARY!
>>>/pol/86659282
>>>/pol/86659282
>>>/pol/86659282
>>701244365
post em. also if youre lurking /b/ you must be aware of the large amount of lolicons here, for some people its about body type rather than child fucking
>>701242389
Somebody screencap this.
>>701244365
Small tits are best tits.
Makes it easier to pretend we are fucking a prepubescent child.
>>701244572
>>701244638
that is literally yesterdays news. no one on /b/ cares. /pol/ can go suck a right wing dick
>>701244799
>>701243103
Damn that girl's body is 10/10
Moar?
>>701244444
>>701244444
>>701244444
WITNESSED
U go to skype after with the girls?
>>701244444
here
I need implants ;_;
>>701243852
yeah, i don't know why guys do that. half of his lower hand is grabbing his balls.
>>701244894
>>701244365
>>701244444
Hot damn
Pretty sure you can't ignore these beautiful quints anon
Post dem tits
>>701245072
I like em
>>701245072
i think they are lovely and you look great so far. Want show a bit more ?
>>701245072
I think your tits are fine
>>701245072
No you don't. Those are beautiful
>>701245072
those are wonderful
>>701245072
Hnnngggg good god are you a redhead?
Keep going
>>701245072
I like puffy nips over large.
Does anyone remember the bro who had a hilariously small penis and would post his omegle reactions?
Those were gold
>>701245072
not bad at all. youre a redhead? fucking even hotter.
>>701245072
Shoe on head!
>>701245072
you like bbc?
>>701245072
>8/26/16
Fucking Yanks
>>701245187
>>701245202
>>701245205
>>701245214
>>701245229
Where do all these thirsty whiteknights come from? Those tits are objectively bad.
>>701245072
Pinky in ur mouth for proof
>>701245072
they're fine, most implants end up looking awful compared to the original smaller set... do squats and work on the ass it's more important these days anyway
>>701245072
yeah you need me to implant my cock between those sweet tits!
>>701242389
>usually they are absolute betas that never visit 4chan
I really don't understand what you meant by this :^)
Does this mean i am alpha for being here alone?
>>701245242
yeah, i hate it though because im covered in freckles
also thanks for the confidence boost niggas
>>701238470
Kek
Dat pathetic load
>>701245308
Someone bomb the cunts
>>701245072
the problem is honestly not the size (i'm relatively sure most guys prefer smaller tits anyway) but they're a bit lob sided
your puffy nipples make up for that easily tho.
>>701238307
Boobs forst
>>701245312
Well each man have their taste so... yeah just shut up
>>701245312
>my opinion is objective truth
Kek.
>>701245072
/b/ you
>redhead
>perfect pale skin with visible veins
>nice pink puffy nipples
>nice pink pussy
Go on ...
>>701241976
you still here?
>>701245072
I wanna roll them up like croissants and titty fuck them.
>>701245547
>>701245072
yea no you dont fucking bitch.
God created you the way he did emo cunt bitch. Plastic, and fake tits are the work humans, which means gross disfigured unharmonic figure.
>>701245072
Obviously
>>701245152
>>701245575
>>701245374
>covered in freckles
You're doing nothing to tame this boner anon, more pics pls
this counts right?
you don't need to have a big dick with omegle sluts
Me, for proof
>>701245072
do u want to rate us
Favorite one.
>>701245687
Any of girl on right flashing?
>>701245606
>>701245072
You're fine. Tiny pale redhead is a look that works well.
>>701245072
Why are you angry about those? They are perfectly perky, the nipples are perfect, plus you're a redhead....I bet you got a fantastic ass....show us that.
>>701245361
>No, anon.
>People in the real world are alphas
>People on 4chan are betas
>People on neither of these are absolute betas/mlp retards/down syndrom sufferers.
>>701245806
I wish. Cunt stopped her friend from pulling her pants down and showing ass and pussy.
>>701245072
Does anyone remember thos YLYL or cringe threads where people would cringe and laugh over some hideous faggot or chick who posted their picture on facebook and everyone went crazy like "ur beautiful" "teach me to be this pretty". Do you also remember the times where in celeb threads people would talk shit about Natalie Dormer due to her tits?
Ok and last question, does anyone else see the irony here?
Sorry love, they're meh tier, don't get implants or they'll run to the sides since they seem to have that tendency already. Hit the gym and make everything else look god tear. Best of luck!
>>701245808
What if this thread goes on omegle and uses 4chan as the interest Right Now??
>>701245947
this
>>701239958
Are you fucking retarded?
>>701246273
Y is "right now" capitalized tho
>>701246213
>>701240292
>>701242492
>>701242855
>>701243949
There is no more, you stupid faggots. She disconnects.
>>701243303
>>701243574
Also exactly 6.5 x 5.5, must be a fairly common ratio.
>>701246447
>>701246273
you'd run into 9 billion "hi, girl, 18, posts link, disconnect, bots.
>>701242356
What the fuck I know that girl.
>>701242356
Need video
>>701246631
>>701245072
inb4 it's a dude.
>>701246760
Well, then spill her contact details already, anon.
>>701245636
How do you spy in on convos without having a question?
>>701246840
>>701245072
Don't worry, I think they're great, you don't need implants.
>>701247235
>>701245072
Yikes, they'd probably look decent if you had a sharpie in your ass.
>>701244444
WITNESSED
>>701245072
Work needs to be done there
>>701247308
Ask an omegle pro anything.
I've been doing this for years and have become quite proficient at getting sluts to be sluts.
I also have a handful of regular slave girls now who do anything I tell them. I will be here for the next 20 minutes to answer your questions.
>>701245675
>.jpg.jpg
hue
Never tried omegle. Can one of you Bros lemme know how it works? How does one get banned?
>>701247624
How's your first approach like?
>>701247593
>>701238307
this isn't a win, its a full blown bitch tease. she bails right away..females cant build self esteem up without letting someone down...
>>701247624
> I've been doing this for years and have become quite proficient at getting sluts to be sluts
No, you haven't.
> I also have a handful of regular slave girls now who do anything I tell them
Your hands don't count, Brolonius.
>>701247624
how do i pair up with girls?
always get random guys and dicks
also, leading it towards them being nude?
>>701244477
wow.. great win there faggot...
>>701247624
What size fedora do you wear?
>>701247757
>>701245072
MEH, EVERYONE POSTS PICS OF BIG TITS, its not that there are not small tits, they just dont post them
>>701244444
FUCKING QUINTS
>>701243744
not if u are near girls in person..lmao... how much dose u weight? just guessing that's a factor u left out.. not picking on u tho, im 6 feet 250ish
omegle isnt even worth it these days
>>701243392
how about showing it to real girls?
>i show my dick on omegle friday nights
>mfw
>>701247624
>>701247893
>>701247893
Topkek
>>701248199
what do you use?
>>701247624
U fuck them in real after, or in skype?
>>701247624
Can you just post a step by step of what works please
>>701248199
MOAR of this group
>>701247727
I was thinking mods checking them but Omegle isn't so unpopular that you could check all camchats with like 15 mods, maybe someone else knows better.
>>701248199
its not as much of a party, but its plenty worth it if u have anything worth looking at. or, god forbid, something interesting to say..lol
>>701243296
yeah, 7cm maybe
>>701248339
>>701248389
nothing anymore. that was from chat roulette a few years ago
>>701247757
My god that is one of the worst tattoos I've ever seen
>>701248518
>>701242389
Screencap this
Literally the same fucking things get posted in this thread every fucking time.
>>701248605
>>701248206
Don't get me wrong, I do, sometimes dry spells, sometimes they work late shifts, some sick...and sometimes I just don't wanna leave the house so I just go and click.
I like the reactions they give me, always telling me I'm thick
>>701248404
u need a dick or a body worth looking at. that's really all that works.. im not who u were asking tho.
>>701248692
>>701248199
They look literally 12
>>701245675
It's true. Some girls will be picky, but not all. You just have to be more persistent.
>>701247739
>How's your first approach like?
Keep your dick off cam when looking for girls because
1. You'll very likely get banned and
2. 99% of girls will skip immediately when seeing dick.
What you need to do is dress well and work the camera angle to make u look fit. When I say dress well, i don't mean a fucking suit and fedora, you fucking autists. Dress in nice casual gear, branded hoodie (A&F, Hollister), some nice sweats, tight tshirt if you're fit/well-toned and tight trunks (branded works best) for when you get some win.
Just make sure the clothes fit well and you look good. You don't even have to show your face. I never do.
>>701247825
>how do i pair up with girls?
Choose the right times. Weekends are best as there are more girls on. If you're using tags, use shit that girls are interested in. Names of boybands are always a safe bet. Most important thing to have though is patience, whether you're using tags or not. It might take 3 or 4 hours to get an attractive whore, so be fucking patient. i have 20+GB of videos of sluts I recorded on omegle over the past couple years. That took a lot of time and effort.
>also, leading it towards them being nude?
If the conversation hasn't turned sexual within the first 3 minutes, you're most likely wasting your time. Skip that bitch and move on to the next slut.
Single girls are best. You can get some joy with 2 or more girls, but usually they won't get nude if they're with someone else. Best you can do is have them show tits to rate/compare, and maybe some ass. But only 1 time out of maybe 1000 have I had 2 girls fap on cam for me at the same time, so concentrate on single chicks most.
What I find works on a lot of girls is a story I made up that they can relate to that turns sexual pretty quickly.
Once they start biting their lips, you know you got a win and keep pushing it til that pussy is wet.
>>701248754
whats that? girls prefer girth to length? interesting concept u bring to the table...
>>701238470
Someone must have more. Found a 1min vid of her tits. It can't just be this. How fucked am i
>>701248761
>>701247624
have 2 of them take picture with timestamp, you can't because your a delusional beta
>>701249065
Link to the video?
>>701249013
What fake story do you use?
>>701249013
>99% of girls will skip immediately when seeing dick.
>>701249125
>>701249291
It wouldn't let me post link... search "blue eyes omegle porn" n it'll come up on google. Nice tits
>>701249013
1471457278226.webm link?
>>701249401
>>701248397
>U fuck them in real after, or in skype?
No way.
Never shared any personal info or even showed my face. EVER. that's my 1 rule.
I'll snapchat them and hook up again on omegle but NEVER leave anything that links back to me
>>701249506
>>701247624
>Ask an omegle pro anything.
>I also have a handful of regular slave girls now who do anything I tell them
>>701249516
Unmoderated or normal section ?
Interest or not?
>>701249704
Keep the thread going and I'll be back in 20 minutes to answer more questions and maybe share some of my wins. Just screenshots though. Im not posting my videos.
>>701249732
Normal
Keep the thread going. I'll be back.
>>701249821
>>701250020
>>701250064
>>701249125
Well done.
>>701237192
Her tits are amazing.
>>701250156
>>701242907
I really really want the video to go along with this or at least some more nudes, please!
>>701242573
enjoy my huge dick you miserable person
>>701243567
>she enjoys my dick so much that she left her ex.
fukken zozzled, you're dreaming and fucking naive as shit if you actually believe that
>>701242356
What happened next?
>>701250382
>>701250474
>>701250550
>jpgs instead of videos
YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB.
>>701247896
10/10/10/10/10 pussy
>>701250616
moar fuck !
>>701250616
No one got the gif with a dark long haired girl in a blue chamber?
>>701250774
>>701250878
>>701249013
All this fucking effort just jerk off in front of random cam girls? And you're calling other people autists?
If you're capable of dressing well and leading a girl through an interesting conversation just use tinder and get laid like a fucking adult.
>>701250993
>>701251099
>>701249444
Nice..
any tips how to start and how to get as much wins as possible?
>>701251190
How many of these 'reactions' are staged?
>>701251366
Be fit, attractive and have a big dick
Pretty simple really
>>701251403
>>701251579
>>701251501
theyre pretty much all two men playing gifs at each other
>>701238470
Been looking for the full video for years.
this is the most i've ever seen of her
Who has the full video!?
>>701251643
>>701251534
So 2 of those are really by chance, and the one is optional...care to guess which? besides, how the fuck do NuFemales define ATTRACTIVENESS nowadays? Because I see hot girls with skinny ugly ass numales all the time. Attractive is not what I remember, and as an ugly motherfucker like myself even I can say that its gone fucking insane.
>>701251366
Don't be boring, even if you have a huge dick they won't stay for longer than a few minutes if your boring
>>701251752
>>701244365
same omg! it's so sad :(
Got her kik to
>>701251910
oc obvs
>>701251992
post em too so
>>701252043
This is the hottest omegle capture I've ever seen. The girls go crazy over this guys dick.
http://www.mofosex.com/videos/428994/cute-amateur-girls-make-out-on-omegle-for-dick-428994.html
>>701252251
>>701252517
OC
>>701252690
>>701243103
Lol youve never had a girl tell you they like the thickness then....cause all the girls I've fucked love that I'm thick as fuck. Bigget than a half dollar in width And I've only got 6.5 inches.
>>701252880
>>701243392
fuck off, his dick is long and thick, me and my girls would choos it over a 6 of the same girth any day. get real small dicked cuck.
>>701253000
anyone run into any flat girls on omegle? kinda seems like it's filled with bigger girls lately
>>701248920
>literally
>literally
>literally
>literally
>literally
>>701253126
>>701252811
Yes sir
>>701248199
site?
>>701253126
>>701253284
>>701252517
Oh my this tits !
>>701251995
What are you waiting for?
>>701252076
KTO POLSKI, KURWA
IDI NAHUI PIDAR
PIZDEC
Or is that CZ?
>>701250817
This video is nice, i have it
How do I get wins with a an 18-cm dick ?
>>701249013
>But only 1 time out of maybe 1000 have I had 2 girls fap on cam for me at the same time..
I don't believe you.
>>701254169
What i'm saying is. Please let me see that video you magnificent bastard! And if you don't have it. BURN IN HELL FOREVER! or just die in a fire..
>>701241552
>pro dick flasher>>701241552
>>701245072
Love em, be more confident
>>701254400
Imma need the sauce to thisshit. willing to wire some money
>>701254400
sauce pls !!! moar
>>701242692
This is unintelligible.
>>701244444
shit man, check'd, femanon must deliver
Recently met a girl on Omegle w my face on cam, spoke with her for about an hour and got her to show me everything, masturbated with her. Then we found out we live about 15 minutes from each other, she gave me her number and told me she would let me cum inside of her.
The catch? I have a girlfriend and my girlfriend is pregnant. If I get caught cheating my life will be over. What to do, what to do...
>>701253508
Nice try fbi
>>701248551
you have more of her? wonderful tits
