Waifu claiming thread
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Night owl edition
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
Should've named it something else
>I can post anything?
>A N Y T H I N G
Did you listen to anything else from Sweet Trip or just their meme album? This is really nice and relevant.
Yes, I have listened to almost everything from them.
>yfw someone insults your korean cave painting of a 11 year old girl
>the average waifufag walks into a party and...
>dude cringe lmao
please pull a Budd Dwyer on the world
i am 100% against this blatant avatarfaggotry
i am just posting so that nobody else can claim her
this will be my last post in this thread
Yes because seeing that made me upset enough to do it
Yeah, that was me. Not sure who stared this sage, but I'm talking to some cool dude from here and I think WCT are on my cool list now. I'll sage less. Also, this sage is pathetic. Learn post time ratios and spam properly.
Nice. So I can expect Halica to be a great listen to? Got anything new to /blog/?
Most will be up, as in hanging from the ceiling
Just got home from work. Tonight is Chinese night for dinner. Its tasty as fuck.
>"claiming" pictures of cartoon preteen girls
Because WCTfags have to shit up /b/
Not really, just the usual stuff.
How about you?
At least I won't die prematurely from obesity
Sup Chen. Anything exciting happening?
>literal imaginary girlfriends
Nice. How's your life been going?
I duno, just had some exams and I need to wait to see the results. Now I'm just0 "enjoying" ranked with some pals.
How are you doing today?
>the land of make believe
>having a why-fu
is the irony lost on you?
Its been a long late shift. My body was not ready. I didnt know ranked could be enjoyed. I tend to intentionally stay in b4 for laughs. Most of the time its Talon mid though.
>fuck Zed, Talon OP.
>tfw you get the SUCC from your favorite body pillow
u kno it boi
>he has to interact with fellow degenerates online because his hobby won't allow him to interact with people in real life
I dunno, right now I'm just smurfing an account and playing with silvers. I stopped caring about the games anymore, I'm just trying to behave normally and enjoy it. I know that there is too much stress when you're trying to win, but if you're apathic, you'll probably just enjoy it.
Or just try to build new things and not care about the match.
Oh, I understand. I take it that you're not in a good mood for a conversation? Anything happend?
You're a faggot?
10/10 you just got trolled 10/IGN rekt burned EA/IGN/Gamestop fucking destroyed/10
PSA - Waifu threads can be easily ignored. All you jave to do is activate your human neck's built in turn function
I do that when my promos are up. AD Malz is intense. And I never play to win in LoL anymore. I just play to get kills. So I just spam normals unless Hanako wants to play a game and Im free.
I can help you turn your head 180° if you want
HAHA meme'd it's funny because it's summer how are you going to insult people when you're in school and have a bed time?
I totally understand, that's the better way, though.
If you take it seriously you're going to stress yourself over nothing.
I'm glad you're doing well. How's life treating you?
Ugh, you're leaving already? We just began.
I'm sorry, I hope you will be better in the future.
I'm implying she isn't the best waifu around.
>Play first solo game as Nagato
>Placed in square H8
>ALL THE WAY ON THE FUCKING LEFT SIDE OF THE MAP
>FUCKING COMPLETELY ALONE
I ended up dying, while going full speed for the whole time, trying to catch up with the rest of the fleet, while the enemy fleet just decided to fuck me hard, with no lube.
>My fucking face when
Seriously way too much effort. I play about 15 minutes of most of them and then just give up ever since I reached my early 20s.
Its treating me fine. Dogger is inside and being a good dogger. Not entirely following instructions but staffy cross pit. Food and chocolate milk are good. Soon to have a shower and sleep because work is going to roll me tomorrow. And how about you? How are things on general?
That doesnt seem right. Surely your fleet would make their way to you at that point and murderball their way around?
i dont waifu fag but fuck all you nerds this chick is boss
Whats wrong with her eyebrows? Was it an accident?
Thanks Wargaming. Thanks.
Nope. They were all going A/B, and I was shoved straight in front of C.
>We won though
>I got 75k credits
>Repair costs were 70k
>Mfw only made 5k credits
Jesus Fucking hell, Shiki wasn't lying about these repair costs.
What are those eyebrows? Did someone just slap them on her head?
MWO has no repair costs. Just saying.
>you get more money the closer to death you are though
Its like Mugi shaped hers to be literal spades.
Don't get jelly at the perfect eyebrows, the gods finest creation
>tfw everyone bullying your waifu
the rest of her looks nice. and besides its what you like anyways
Just poking fun my dude. I tend to do that to most people.
>dick needs zipping
You made me laugh. You can stay.
It's like those with Tsumugi from K-ON. Where she just puts some kind of fruit on her forehead and those are her eyebrows
It's okay man, we won't hate you because of it.
I hope you'll find better games and have fun.
Wow, I want a pic of your dog.
I also love milk and chocolate mix.
They are alright, and pretty good. The usual stuff. Just having a great time with people.
Thanks for your concern.
Not too bad.
No problem. Have an older pic of remaining dogger.
I mean, it's her best feature, remove it and you have a... face with no eyebrows..
This one knows what's up
>Best feature of waifu: Eyebrows
>Not the personality
>Not the eyes
>Not the Body
>Not the blush
>Not the hair
>But the eyebrows
or you could make them look more uh normal?
Don't let them bother you. It's a good thing not everything is universally popular.
Let their waifus have the drawn on eyebrows of a cheap hooker.
There's literally nothing wrong with Hatsuharu.
>Torpedo planes dropping torps so close to me, I literally have no time to react to them.
>Even if I react before they drop them, they only have 1.5km to travel, which is like, 3 seconds at most
>Keep getting hit by 3+ torpedos per plane squad
>Then proceed to get hit by 3 bombers in a row
I can't fucking deal with this shit, I'm done with Warships for the night.
I mean, those are good too, but her brows, hot damn.
I don't want no normie browed girl.
Besides the fact that it's a boat
Yes, yes let the salt flow through you
Well, who am I to judge? Just look at my placebo waifu. She'd kill me most likely
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I am the personification of hate and greed and I've been involved in numerous genocide runs on the underworld and I have erased the world over 300 times. I am trained in SAVEing and I'm the most DETERMINED being in the entire Underworld. You are nothing to me but just some more EXP. I will ERASE you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never seen before in the Underworld, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am threatening Alphys and she is tracking your IP right now, so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your SOUL. You're fucking ERASED, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my old knife. Not only am I extensively DETERMINED and able to come back to life after being killed, but I also have the ability to ERASE the fucking world and if I feel like it, I will use it to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known that you were never the one in control, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn IDIOT, I will stab you over and over until you are nothing but dust. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
im pretty new only got a few tier 3. what do you think about the german ships?
ive never seen tomokos ears
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I mean, it's mostly that I don't have time to commit to another full game. But yes, I'm a tad salty too.
The BBs are a tad oppressive right now in my opinion. They don't really seem to have many weak sides. But overall, if you focus them down, they'll die like anyone else.
>They are A+ top rank up close because torpedo tubes on a BB is totally good balance.
Cerberus. Or to my niece seebus. Either way, he's a clever but dumbass dog.
>wanted to go outside
>broke a window to get there waking up his owners
>no damage to Cerberus at all
Nicknamed Tank for all the good reasons.
The German battleships were always stupidly strong. Hell, their 'heavy cruiser's were basically fast battleships.
Well they were just added to the game. It wouldn't be so bad if there wasn't 2-3 in EVERY match.
It is. I'm half thinking of just full on switching to Carriers or Cruisers at this rate. I'll give it a bit more time, cause it felt like this in my Fuso at first as well, but I dunno if it'll work too well.