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/b/ roll for a new life
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OP here, rolling for knight.
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>>701209674
roll
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Fuck peasant life
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one last time roll
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roll
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im just a peasant
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>>701209674
show me potato salad
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knight me
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fucking tax payers
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well i didnt vote for'him
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Roll
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Trips be my knight
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guaranteed peasant
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>>701210244
eh maybe not
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Console peasant
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>>701209674
psh, a chivalrous nigga like myself bound to roll some trips
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serf pls
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>>701210411
chivalry is bread
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>>701209674
can i be a knight
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quints get
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Step aside, blackskins. Peasant coming through.
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>>701209674
check my trips?
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>>701210455 fuck me I can't even be a peasant correctly
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Rip
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Please
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knee down peasants!
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Roll fuck off peasants
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Rip me
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Roll for peasant
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roll
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>>701209674
ass
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Roll
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>>701210766
God dammit...
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Rollo
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>>701209674
I only roll singles everytime.
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>>701210766
Hard luck, soldier.
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Roll
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>>701210033

Back to the barracks with ye
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rolln
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bow to me please
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Give me the money
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Roll
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Wanna see something cool?
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the power
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roll
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i'll submit to peasantry
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Roll
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wut wat
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rolling for king
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>>701211106
I'M KING YOU PEASANTS
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What am i
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>>701211183
reroll
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>>701209674
Rollisimo
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>>701209674
rollan
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damn it feels good to be a gangster
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>>701209674
God is dead.
Objects don't exist.
Life's meaning is only what create.
Morality is bullshit.
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>>701209674
Watch out Patricians! Peasant coming through! Good season for crops! Bet you didn't know that! Poor Nobles, couldn't survive without us peasants! Hahahaha your horse died and hands to soft to move your cart yourself?! Out of the way M'lord!
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>>701209674
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God is dead.
Objects don't exist.
Life's meaning is only what create.
Morality is bullshit.
(I will get elected as Emperor)
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fuk u
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Funny sort of game. The only way to win is not to play.
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get
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trips inc
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>>701209674
Roll
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God is dead.
Objects don't exist.
Life's meaning is only what create.
Morality is bullshit.
(I will get elected as Emperor)1
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>>701209674
I wont be a peasant!
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check em
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Gimme dat peasant life
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Rolling for peasant
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Rolling.
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rolly polly
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Rolling to be a peasant
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Henry rollings
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Us peasants will raise an army and defeat king of kings, raise my minions!
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>>701209674
Kek
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Rolling for King but will accept whatever I land on.
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>>701211700
FIne take this sword and go clean toilets!
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roleled
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For the EMPEROR!
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Emperor protect !
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>>701209674
let's see what future beholds
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>>701209674
Rolly polly olly
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>>701209674
i wanna be the very best
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The King of the made up bullshit on 4chan is here
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>>701209674
I touch myself
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>>701209674

r0lll
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get fukd
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>>701209674
Rollin
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Name me king
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>>701211956
Sinner faggot
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rolling
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all hail me!..lol
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>>701209674
GTFO of my castle peasants
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>>701209674
rollin
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>>701209674
Rollin for a peasant
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here goes nothin
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>>701212138
reroll
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>>701209674
röll
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>>701209674
rollio
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>>701209674
im king lel
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>>701209674
Peasants
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>>701212023
I'm a peasant, it's expected.
>cor blimey, ima knock me banger in thar clipclop dog
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no one's going to get king
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roll
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rolling for peasant so i can be the village rapist
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>>701209674
roll zzz2
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roll
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>>701212488
Even better, now you can legally be the village rapist
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Daddy's Home
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>>701209674
Super beast
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Rolling for emperor.
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>>701212347
You never know
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Can I have my 555?
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>>701209674
I knew it
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memememeh
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>>701209674
All Hail.
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As emperor i want you all to get on your knees and fondle my balls
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rolling
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>>701209674
Away with you vile beggar
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>>701209674
nigga
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>>701209674
:)
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roll
roll
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Bow before me faggots
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My walls need to guarded MEN!
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>>701209674
gogogo
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>>701209674
>inb4 peasant
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>>701209674
im a fucking peasant
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reroll to become peasant to rape
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>>701212991
FUCK YOU I WAS GONNA BE A KNIGHT
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Im am your lord
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Roll
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Roolarino
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rolll
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Rolllllll
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>>701213090
stfu peasant
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ROLLINGGGG
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>>701209674
Rollen
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Roll
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Knight
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DEUS VULT
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roll
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Roll
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Roll Again
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Roll
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"Just a piece of copper melord"
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rolling for peasant
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cunt
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Another peasant joining the swarm.
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>>701209674
here goes nuttin woopidooo
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>>701209674
I hate niggers
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>>701209674
Roll
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Rollerino
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Why the fuck not
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Nigger peasants
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>>701214152
Roll
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>>701214221
Fuck
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knight inc
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Roll for that peasant
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Fuck my lifd
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Rolling for peasant life!
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Luck be with you.
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>>701209674
A peasant life for me
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>>701209674
All peasants get a single picture of Elliot Rodgers under my rule
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Roll
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rolling for peasant
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>>701209674
rolling
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rawl
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rolllllllllllllllllll
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Bow down
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>>701210009

You forgot.
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rolling
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>>701209674
roll https://youtu.be/UQCQFH5wOJo
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>>701209674
re reloolllll https://youtu.be/UQCQFH5wOJo
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>>701209674
https://youtu.be/UQCQFH5wOJo close
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>>701209674
roll
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>>701209674
roll
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>>701209674
roll
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>>701209674
i want battle
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>>701209674
https://youtu.be/UQCQFH5wOJo dubs bitch
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>>701214447
close to
>>701214444
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>>701209674
fuuckkkkk
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roll
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>>701209674
https://youtu.be/UQCQFH5wOJo fuck ing owned
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>>701209674
Rolling.
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kneel down plebs
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>>701209674
rolll
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Can confirm , my digits tell the truth
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i be a lowly knave
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>>701209674
roll
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Rollin'
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roll
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Rolla
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im ur king faggots
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>>701209674
fine
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lucky guy?
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Rolling
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rolling in the deep
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>>701209674
peasant
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Peasant life, hell Ye boi
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niggers
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>>701209674
at least im not a nigger
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Ayy lmao
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>>701209674
peasant lyfe.
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>>701209674

meh
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Quints get
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I'm just a poor boy
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>>701209674
ronin
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>>701209674
rollllll
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>>701209749
Nice job you dirty peasant
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>>701209674
ayeee
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I am kingman
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Roll
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>>701215206
nobody loves me
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Dubs get
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>>701209674
Kameraden
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Roll
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roll
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roll
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Am peasant.
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I'm a glorious nigga, fuck y'all!
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All hail the snupaboo
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Duck and Cover, for here he comes.
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>>701215333
Knight detected
Hello Sir
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Greninja
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bow down
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Pokemon go
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Derp
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this is ridiculous
we should be having a vote to decide the status
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>>701215599
Le pokemon go is soldier xD
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It's very peasant in here
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>>701215450
hello dear peasent
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Judas
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Emperor derp
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>>701209674
roll
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Knighthood time
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Rapunzel Rapunzel
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>>701215614
I vote for bernie xD xD
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waddup
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>>701209674
Knight
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Peasant for life
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rolly molly
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Roll
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>>701209674
roll
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>>701209674
Oooh tis the peasant life m,for me hail the king
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roll
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>>701209674
Soldier coming through
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I'm just a peasant with a rocketlaucher
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Rollo
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what happened to the old one?!?!
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>>701216288
FUCK YEAH BOYS I MADE IT>>701216222
I bow to you my knight
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>>701216222
Are you Ayy homo knight baws?
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Gwed
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>>701209674
Rolling
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>>701216366
nevermind what i said
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WE WUZ KINGS
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roll
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God emperor of mankind.
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Llor
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>>701209674
roll of death
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Llorer
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>>701209674
I will be a benevolent queen
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Rollllllllllll
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rolling for peasant
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>>701209674
fuck peasants
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>>701216637
You can be the queen of this peasant, m'lady
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Rolling for Gordon Freeman
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>>701209674
Ρολλ
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>>701216201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNDRb9_sZ9E
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>>701209674
Roll
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>>701216854
it's something, I guess
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Rawlin!
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>>701209674
easiest quints of my life
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Awwww yeah
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SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!!
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we wuz kangz n sheeeit
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Rolling for high class life
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>>701217263
...I got better..
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>>701217052
Are you really a lady tho?
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roll
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>>701209674
Rollin!!!!
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>>701209674
ROLLEX
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Salute your king!
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Original OP of this roll here. There's a second edition to this btw, enjoy:

>>701217370
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Rollin
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>>701209674
rollo bollo
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Knight get
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sure
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>>701209674
With my shit luck there's no way I'll roll dubs.
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roll
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quads right here
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Roll
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rollo
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>>701209674
Is anyone ever going to roll king or emperor?
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roll
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rolla
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roll
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LEMME BE SHEEV
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>>701209674
Knight will have to do
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>>701217894
fuck
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rolling for reviving ottoman empire
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