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/nzg/ The New Zealand general thread
Get in here, nigs
>>701206291
Fuck off sheep shagging cunt.
Why are IDs even gone?
bored af, what do
also it's windy as fuck
>>701206291
>>701206570
fpbp
Reporting in. What's good, pals?
Drinking beer trying to relax for the end of the first half of semester.
catface reporting in, I guess
selling boipuss
will swap for liqour
>>701207071
bump
Ugh tests where its just memorizing as much as possible about fairly useless shit -.-
>>701206291
sup, dunedin here
>>701207115
its pretty good boi puss you guys should buy
this threads are shit now
>>701208283
i bet everyone is out at parties or something, fucking normies....
...I wish i were invited to things
>>701208283
>friday night
>shit thread
all the normies are out
>>701208553
every night is a shit thread you fucking newfag
threads are always dead now
>>701208537
>>701208553
>tfw no sheep to fuck on a friday night
why live
>>701208649
who /1stwave/ here?
>>701208757
>implying it's night time where i am right now
Dunedin here. Quiet night, it's fucking hosing down.
Up to, /nzg/?
Bacon as always.
Had stir fry, was good
>>701209296
transferring to Otago uni next year, any tips?
best local spots, bars, etc, best place to get a flat
Wanganui here sup cunts
>>701209296
It's raining up here in the North too.
Like it matters though?
>>701209478
my pussy
Why doesn't niet come on tc anymore?
>>701209740
busy
>>701209478
I mean you're asking the wrong anon but...
>best spots, bars, etc
The Cook has reopened, but I dunno if it's as good as once was. If not anywhere in the Octagon is a safe bet, it's always bumping on the weekends.
>best place to get a flat
Well the worst place to get a flat has got to be Hyde St, so anywhere else and you're doing alright. Pretty much all the buildings in studentville are shit though, and any that aren't are miles away from campus
>>701209528
Yeah, you're right. I'd still be inside anyway
Cuckakuru checking in faggots. what did i miss?
>>701209740
Some autist kept harassing her to make steak for him. Like he would bring up steak every time he talked to her. I'd be annoyed too.
>>701209478
dont flat in south d, the whole thing floods.
>>701209800
>miles away from campus
I live in Auckland I'm used to a commute
>>701209478
>Best spots, bars
Cook, maybe, was pretty backed the other weekend
10 bar in town is popular af
>Best place to flat
If you're down on getting rowdy, the proper otago experience, Castle St, Dundas St, Hyde St
>>701209973
It'll be a bitch in winter whether you're driving or walking, but try for a place in North East Valley or up in the town belt maybe?
>>701210249
What pizza?
>>701210721
we don't know yet.
who /drinking/ here?
Does anyone remember the murder of Wellington musician Blaps Warmonger? Aka Matthew Hall? Who the fuck killed him? I was a suspect. Interviewed three times. Case is still unsolved. Come on /b. I know you know who did it.
>>701210846
>>701210869
doxxed
Chur boys
Any hb nudes?
>>701210954
Why. I want justice.
went out last night to some MTV artist launch thing, got hammered up in ponsonby after. had to uber home and to work this morning. staying in tonight. the auckland struggle is real.
ps. remuera reporting in.
>>701211096
confess
>>701211181
Yeah. Running gag amongst friends that I did it for years. You're not my buddy, guy.
>>701206291
Jesus fuck, wat a fucken day.
>>/me/
>blogfag
>wake up when boss man goes down into the lounge again
>he's been testing me to check if I can wake & prepare myself for work by not calling me
>decide it's not worth it to push my way into his work because it's tense as all fuck
>fail test as bad as NCEA
>message only friend to take me room hunting again
>2 hrs waiting trying to not feel like a bother to poor boss' gf upstairs
>use her fone to text a house I went to yesterday to try to pay for th room
>text back saying both rooms have been filled since 5 p.m. yesterday
>picked up eventually so I could mope & drag down his day
>cont.? or kill myself?
>>701210846
Buds on offer at countdown. Steinlager pure is a pretty good lager, but mostly nz cant do lager worth a damn
>>701211367
Go down the temp agency, get a job? Any job?
>>701211367
Definitely kys. Normie struggles.
>>701211367
link to blog?
who /cuck/ here?
>>701211398
Steinlagers great my man.
Drinking NZ lager cause poor as fuck, but it's 18 pk so I'm not too phased.
>>701210869
You honestly don't know? Did you not pay any attention at all to the case?
It was that guy who committed suicide like 3 days later by jumping in front of a train in Petone. I can't remember his name off the top of my head, but he was a singer in another shitty Wellington metal band.
He'd supposedly confessed sort of to some chick from NZDating, but the police can't technically say he did it because it was all a bit vague.
You weren't a suspect - literally every single person even remotely connected to him was questioned intensively.
>>701211521
why? I'm old money, I was just carrying his tool bag because it's polite to service your landlord.
>>701211537
strongly considering.
>>701211569
I've just been rapping up /nzg/s with my blogfagging by ctrl+c ctrl+v my diary here.
26/8/2769 Fri. 1545 dropt & minutes later julian & amie turned up w/ sal’s & pizza curls for them & I followed them up to talk about still being cool & they started watching netflix again, so I grabbed my cup & computer & came up to awkwardly sit & write while not watching borat, oh th first thng amie wanted after sal’s was th last of th kbar chocolate that I had for breakfast while they were out because I figured julian decided they don’t like it & he said to eat it, so I left 8 pieces, amie got high & had th other nicer bar not realising it wasn’t th one they said they didn’t want, but they left it last night so I figured I could finish it, I did consider them I just thought no I jut wanted more chocolate & shouldn’t have.
Ok, so this morning I kind of planned to not go to work which was pretty shit for julian but I messaged jade to take me to try to more rooms, that took longer than I hoped but I guess I made julian wait alot too, amie had an appointment w/ th parent that we talked about th 3o hrs yesternight, at 1o1o or so so I tried to b out of th house, but jade wasn’t ready when I hoped, I text that Alice again on amie’s recommendation and then I thnk she delayed her appointment so I could be out for it, I went to shower after I spent way too long deciding what to text just sitting w/ amie’s fone so that probably bothered her, amie then went out to kmart again & invited me but I was waiting for jade,
>>701211814
That Matthew Parlane faggot? It was all hearsay.
Friday night and so bored. help me /b/
>>701211937
oh, you're that guy
>>701211716
I'll give it a go next time Im broke. It looks like its made by boundary road? Their 18th amendement has got to be in my top 3 kiwi beers
>>701211941
Tim Parlane.
Oh, right, so he just confessed to some random slut and then killed himself for no reason.... Sure.
Sad to say it because I liked Matt, but the dude was pretty heavily into the shard and it's really no surprise that something shit like that went down.
It's like that retarded fucking Killer Klowns murder in Oriental Bay - hanging out with shit cunts is risky.
>>701211937
>old money
fucking kill yourself faggot
>>701211937
showered & still waiting when amie got back so awkward again, man I feel shit for not explaining y I’m always waiting around & seeming like an idiot, man my mind is just feels shit, I can’t focus w/ Borat in th background. 1142 both julian & jade messaged so I didn’t take th time to write a better letter to julian or thank him for th roof meals & training, but went out w/ jade & he had several lodges in mind 1 in avondale/blockhouse/mount albert which was super poor & required 3 wks bond & 1 wk @$2oo, it was rooms far outside and no internet access & th bathrooms were said to get damaged alot including this morning & nothing provided or for communal use + all th scary islanders, every fucking place is so much more expensive than 3.75 years ago, so that was close enough that I said we should check at avondale lodge but jade said we should look at other places for a wider perspective & costing, we then went out to pick up sam for a physio appointment & mainly talked about me being paralyzed by indecision & his new nihilistic in-th-moment Alan Watts philosophy I shouldn’t be such a cunt about, I need to stop making this his problem. So physio for 3o minutes, then to a pharmacy & cigarettes & dropping sam back, then out to th swanson/ranui trailer park which was crazy expensive for a shitty caravan & several services including a bus & computer centre it was just crazy expensive for such a shit place aswell, so I just felt terrible & we talked about me fucking up this storyline, then I asked him to take me back to look @ th avondale lodge because I was just set on undoing th last 3 months,
Going to work tomorrow in the pissing rain. I fucking hate saturday work at the best of times
>>701211937
tbh you sound like a huge fuckup of a human.
>>701212176
What the hell is the shard? Quit being so cryptic.
>>701212278
so I promised to pay him better than th $2o last night, we spent most of th day in silence because I’m just hollow & fogged to death, we got to th lodge & I interrupted th indian guy who has taken over for th thin dude who was th manager, but he recognised me so that was more comfortable, room 1o was one of th 2 available but th dude was still there & moving today, we interrupted him in th fucking toilet to look @th room & then when we came down from signing th paperwork where I said they can call julian, I just preferred to undo th last couple months as I said to jade. I just want to give up & die in this hole again. So we came back & jade was trying to b consoling about my shitty decision making but just repeated shit that makes me feel badly in my own head. So we got back @1545, barely talked, Borat until 1715, julian turned on th xbox, man I feel shit & should generally extricate myself, I wish there was somethng I knew to do to help or fix this or improve some part like mr buttersworth’s life. 1721ish came down to charge th battery in bed w/o a word because I just hate being such a fun sucking retard.
2115 I though julian was going for an angry drive but then there were calls to amie’s answering phone & turning th xbox back on, every day is a crisis everyday is quiet desperation.
>>701212214
:ok emoji: :aubergine emoji: :100 emoji:
>>701212362
Nudes?
>>701212366
what tipped you off?
what do you suggest doing/fixing?
>>701212380
How the fuck do you not know what shard is slang for - are you literally a child?
I'm not being cryptic, you're just really stupid.
I WANNA SEEE MOVIES OF MY DREEEEAAAMS
>>701212466
You want a pic of my stubbly ballsack?
>>701212619
I didn't know Diabetus was in a band
>>701212590
Enlighten me oh wise God of all things. Bestow your uninhibited urban slang knowledge upon these virgin eyes.
>>701212711
Don't bully based Doug Martsch you muppet
>>701212711
I don't get it
Did I do good?
>>701211521
>>701211537
>>701211569
>>701212079
>>701212214
>>701212366
ok, so feed back on my stupid fucking mistakes?
how to not b a shit person?
>>701213023
Not too bad anon. Well done.
I had Pepperoni, Garlic Cheese and Meat Lovers earlier so you did better than me
no, it's half price dominos today
>>701213023
i have been told about removing 2 items and putting in prawns and chicken. Is it good?
>>701213265
use a code g
50% off.
>>701213023
>>701213265
rookie mistake.
who knows th order of weekly pizza deals?
some anon must have that "I know tht bulge!" moment for pizza scrounging
>>701213332
I doubt the mrs would be impressed if i removed the ham and pineapple from her Hawaiian and added prawn and chicken
>>701213332
I will let you know.
you can make 2 changes to a pizza at no surcharge.
just remove the shit things and add dat premium shit.
not sure if its going to taste nice.
Anyone else noticing the new trend for the woman folk?
Walking around in sweatpants while being obese.
I feel like I live in the USA now.
>>701213864
nigga this has been going on for ages.
when did you last leave the house?
>>701206291
https://youtu.be/UQCQFH5wOJo
>>701213864
We're probably first per Capita in terms of obesity now.
>>701213993
Fuck man I only noticed this about a week ago.
To be fair I spend alot of time indoors.
>>701213547
Looks like you have to bin the $2 ingredients to add another $2 ingredient. So you can lose, say, mushroom and capsicum, and add two more types of meat for free. Maybe it's just on the tradtional pizzas though?
>>701214318
Thought it was only on the supreme or some shit
Wellington here. Real heaps drunk, eh. Ask me anything.
>>701214626
What's the best pizza place in town?
>>701214485
traditional range or above. supreme is the best base
>>701214693
Im back, requests. Be patient. roll 69 for your request to be granted. Chur
I am sick and have a massive headache. I puked on the bus yesterday and today I want to kill myself. My anus hurts from all the shitting I've been doing. Why?
My Chinese shop down the road, turns out they have a fucking D rating now and I didn't even notice when I bought my dinner. You shouldn't be allowed to sell food unless you have an A.
>>701214773
I request that you go away
>>701214894
Rolling for this.
>>701214773
Shit and piss
>>701214894
also rolling for this
>>701214693
I'm vegetarian, so a Hells Pizza Quorn Pandemonium always satisfies me.
>>701212674
You wont
K-K-K-KAINO!!!
>>701214975
To each their own. Lust deluxe is my pizza of choice.
Maybe we can both agree on corn nuggets with hell chilli dip?
>>701214773
Fuck I want to eat that
>>701215344
I do a creator and just do all cheese. They have like 8 different kinds of cheese. It's really nice.
>>701215344
Its a fairly recent change up, I used to get Cursed all the time.
I haven't tried it. I will now.
1/4
>>701206570
you're confusing us with ausfags ya stupid cockmuncher
>>701215111
Checked
>>701215344
the corn nuggets i had werent that great, but their tendies are the bomb.
2/4
>>701214773
You shit with that hole?
3/4
>>701215608
>30 million sheep in New Zealand
>75 million sheep in Australia
the numbers check out.
4/4
>>701215668
cheese pizza
>>701215594
>>701215668
>>701215723
>>701215769
I want a pizza now, but Hells is closed and I won't stoop to Dominos.
>>701215111
nice get fam
>>701215668
Call me basic, but that looks tasty af
>>701215111
Ah man, ive got go #ballsoutforharambe now?
>>701214773
>>701215389
>>701215821
Have you tried opening your fridge rich-lord? Anyone who can afford Hell has the fridge to whip up some Italy raping concoction.
>>701215943
love cheese pizza bro.
>>701216007
Tats ruined it. Go back to prison.
>>701216200
hahaha kiwis man
>>701216024
My fridge has cheese and strawberry primo.
>>701216180
everyone on 4chan loves cp.
>>701216439
Groceries nigga, buy em. Fuck a pizza the shits expensive, specially hells got damn
>>701216586
I'm sorry for having a job :^(
>>701216586
A fiver for a basic dominoes or pizza hut pizza is dirt cheap. You cant even buy frozen pizza for that price. How mad is that?
>>701215624
>underrated/10
>>701216716
If you were really sorry you would give that job to a muslim refugee
>tfw no strong independent woman in your life
>tfw I'm actually a catch
welly fwiw
>>701216180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNDRb9_sZ9E
>>701215821
>hell is closed
FUCK
looks like it's sleep for dinner
>>701216753
Student life, a $5 pizza costs more than an average meal of mine
>>701216842
Muslims can't do IT.
>>701217031
>sleep for dinner
It's our national dish
Does anyone in wellington still skate?
I'm trying to learn to skateboard, and all of my friends are nerds
>>701217178
nah man, that HAS to go to indo mie instant noodles, new zealands FAVOURITE insant noodle
>fried chicken flavour
>>701217295
Those were half of my dinner tonight lol
>>701217054
Dont get me wrong, if youve got a bit of a brain then you can make balanced meals cheaper. But $5 for a treat is pretty cheap. Even if you only eat takeaway junk food then $5 a meal is as cheap as it gets. You could get fush and chups for a bit less, as long as you dont mind eating shark
>>701217374
I have like 20 packets of that in my pantry. I might make some.
Add a tablespoon of peanut butter next time you have some, it's awesome. Especially if you mostly eat noodles, adds some protein.
>>701217525
Or just fucking jizz in it, eat and repeat. Reduce. Reuse. Recycle.
>>701217525
Haha I have a mate that insists on adding peanut butter to everything for flavour and brotein, I'm not so much a fan of adding it to stuff like he does but I still go through a jar in about 10 days
>>701217621
You'd burn more calories jizzing than you'd gain from eating it.
>>701217769
Let's not waste those post numbers and conduct an experiment.
>>701217901
Off you go then. Jizz in some noodles.
Anyone else going to Guns n' Roses? Im heading to the wellington show, can't wait
>>701218067
Old boy was talking about going, yeah
>>701218043
Gimme 69 packets, if not your body.
I drew a picture of myself
>>701218290
Kawaii ii ne
Tokyo Rose is bomb.
Chur to the brethren for opening my ear holes.
Dunners people, where we at?
>>701217525
>satay
nah, im not a fan. YMMV
crack an egg into the pot when ur boiling them and poach it. drain as usual, smash it up when you mix in the flavorz.
>you must be able to afford eggs to use this lifehack
>>701218536
here fam
>>701218290
Bo?
>>701218623
Nah
>>701218536
South D reid road reporting
>>701218610
>>701218818
South D Maccas, midnight. Be there or be gay
>>701218818
hang out with us sometime man
>>701219187
i cant get there give us a lift
404
>>701218714
oh shit nigga.
where are you?
South Auckland?
>>701219235
do you even lift bruh?
>>701219723
West/Central
Anyone in Lower Hutt fancy a get together? Lifelong depressed here. Anti depressants and alcohol working together as one.
>>701219800
mt albert here
>>701219903
Where your gains as?
Insecurity is an aspect of confusion. Intelligence and Beauty are unconditional. Without presuppositions of a concrete reality, you get to be those things by default. Recognizing the true nature of infinity as something synonymous with the self, renders capacity boundless. Where we all come from and where we all go, may just be theoretical, and theoretically anything is possible. So what are you but an Idea?
>>701220088
>check'd
in my fat gut
>>701220077
Wanna buy me a pizza and bring it to me? I'm in Mt Roskill.
we going to become a new wave producer now.
what wave of /newzealand/ are we in now, bros?
>>701220469
Post Harambe apocalypse wave.
>>701220469
>>701220335
I don't know what this means.
>>701220612
posts are unrelated.
>>701220612
1st wave was prime.
That was late 2014.
We're mid-late 2016 now, so what wave are we currently in????
>>701220815
???
That clarified nothing.
>>701221124
>>701221124
1st wave was prime for new zealand threads.
That was during october 2014 - february 2015
We're mid-late 2016 now, so what wave are we currently in??
>>701214773
no gets?
>>701221309
no one cares about some slam pig.
the internet has far better things to offer.
>>701214881
when you a chinese food shop and the health inspector comes in and gives you the D.
>>701221398
Good to hear bro, what do you have to offer?
/ended
>>701221286
We're in the post IDbro era. The shit wave.
>>701214773
frontal
>>701221541
Damn......
>>701221541
Oh I get it.
You mean what stage these threads are in in relation to events?
>tfw freezer full of baked pizzas from work for free
because they give us too much tasting stock
>>701220469
>>701221541
LOOK IF EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT WHAT USED TO BE, THE THREADS WOULD BE ALRIGHT
but really, we're in the wave where 20%+ of posts are some bull about IDbro/old /nzg/ memes or just complaining about the threads
/rant
>>701221758
In all honesty, we just need more people. That would probably bring forth more discussion other than neeeewds and other boring shit like that.
>>701219723
kek
>>701221758
That's what these threads have always been though.
>>701221828
We used to get through 3 threads per night with only 25 posters. there's 40 in this thread.
didnt know the hutt had pizza places open past 11, got pizza on the way bois
>>701221929
Yeah i know man i was there. Those threads were gold.
pic related
>>701222000
oh SHIT, chek dem dub trips fam
>>701221929
That's only because IDbro was posting back then.
Plus these threads were only an excuse for him to post Korean girls.
>>701222000
found out dominos by me is open till 1am bruv.
>>701222028
>posting copyrighted image
you trying to get banned?
>>701222108
you uppers?
>>701222109
Yes, very much so
>>701222000
fucked around and got a triple double
>>701222269
nice
>>701221758
It's the only way to get the thread bumping and people posting by talking about idbro
>>701221309
I wish IDnigga was back.
>>701222573
Fuck. Saved
>>701222573
its almost been a year kek. nigga aint coming back.
>>701222573
He really was the life of these threads.
>>701222603
have another my friend.
>>701222573
But not just IDbro
The whole gang
Gaynazi, German girl, Omeglebro, Sports guy, Summer school guy, Delivery girl
>>701222653
he will be resurrected one day.
we must summon harder.
>>701222800
b-but I am here.....
Come south d maccas dunners people
>>701221758
Was it really different back then? Are we just lying to ourselves? Forcing ourselves to believe in better times. Is this why IDbro left? When will I leave?
>>701222710
id fuck hyeri till she was shavedri
>>701223407
who's this?
>>701223407
I went last week. Nobody showed up
>>701222800
>Summer school guy
I'm still here lmao.
Just kinda lurk more nowadays...
Is the canadian club dude or Nawton guy still here? Not the "tfw nawton" guy cause he was me too...
>>701223499
is that you?
can it really be?
>>701223607
Well we're here atm
uh hamilton reporting in
>>701223499
Sounds like something IDbro would say TBH
>>701223650
not same guy, still got ragin yellow fever though
>>701223735
who's we?
sup BITches
>>701223647
literally who?
>>701223763
Not him but I can guess, it's Dunners and Scotty.
>>701223763
Just a couple rapists
>>701223802
just some other bros who got lost in the ride...
>>701223821
nah come to central g
i thought the meet up was tmrw, sadness
>>701223974
Why not both?
>>701224207
this shit 60fps or something? nice
>>701224261
you can thank our master for these.
#kyssrevival
wellington reporting in.
www.youtube.com/wagacsgo
Have a shit tier youtube channel for anyone who gives a fuck.
>>701224051
Well my friend doesn't want to go to town with me tmrw so I won't be hitting brimmy, one of yous should alert me on fb If there is a meet Ty
I don't know if I should share this but fuck it. Last year after the Otago University shooting threat, all the people that used 4chan on uni wifi got integrated. I was one of the first people to get questioned. Long story short, they asked a whole lot of shit about NZ threads and IDbro. Apparently the police were lurking these threads for a week. I heard a lot of people got interviewed. Make me wonder how many undercover /nzg/ bros there are here.
South island reporting in
>>701211937
kill yourself
>>701224374
idbro posted webms? ive always remembered him posting just images all the time
>>701224453
perhaps I shall check it out if you check out mine
>>701224522
KEK
>>701224522
Did you fucking nark on IDBro????
>>701224604
newfag.
you don't even know our god.
>>701224698
>>701224522
TFW you realize idbro hasn't posted since around that time
>>701224623
fook
>>701224741
FUAAAAAAAARKK MY DICK
>>701224522
>all the people that used 4chan on uni wifi got integrated
>got integrated
>intergrated
into what?
>>701224797
>>701224888
fuck sake i got trips again? same thread
>>701222000
>>701206291
IT'S HAPPENING! 4CHAN MENTIONED IN CNN CONCERNING ATTACKS ON SHILLARY!
>>>/pol/86659282
>>701224984
Is KIAORA still in here?
>>701225083
where can I order one of these?
>>701225083
I do not like this ones face.
>>701225208
Kek, I just found out who made this webm.
>>701225240
yeah i suppose it is a bit weirder
>>701225404
>>701225404
Pretty decent posting rate this late at night. Good stuff guys.
>>701225556 off by one man
>>701225556
These bitches, shaking that shit like they actually got an ass
>>701225856
don't act like you wouldn't cum in 3 seconds.
>>701225867
whores.
>>701225740
은하
dicksoutforharambe
I'm off to bed now. Night anons!
>>701226444
checked, goodnight m8
>>701226444
gn friend.
checkd
Harambe EP dropping twenty sixteen.
you know what it is.
>>701226372
Pfft. Mine's bigger.
>>701227883
prove it
this thread belongs to me now.
since I own this thread now.
I think i'd like to activate my dubs.
>>701228709
Wasn't expecting the thread to still be up
Suh dudes
>>701229351
Who's this?
>>701229385
Nobody in particular. You looking for someone?
>>701229351
I am the king now, this is my thread.
>>701229625
Hey there, thread king. My name is Harley. I've been monitoring these threads for a while now and you're clearly the person to know around these parts. We could do great things together, so hit me up
>etc, etc, I don't remember that shit so good
>>701229836
>>701223821
Scotty wasn't there, I just went for a drive
>>701230140
YO
REAL STREET RACERS DONT NEED GIRLFRIENDS DAGUMI
almost 300 my doods.
keeping it 3oo like idbro.
>>701230330
301 fuck you
>>701230330
what will I do with my time now....
until nek time my doods.
most likely on sunday
>>701230742
Same bat-time, same bat-channel
