Might have been too much of a gamble. Did I mess this up /b/ros?
Send her this picture of Harambe normies love it
Just fucking say you want to take her for dinner/a drink and see where it goes from there. Jesus Christ, and stop using those fucking smileys. I can't believe she's still replying.
Wasn't actually me. This is some random number from the reaction thread. I texted this and she replied.
Can confirm, another anon posted her nearly nudes in a reaction thread and gave her number as a reward for tripps about an hour ago.
Objective here isn't to help a cringe lord get laid, it's to trick a slut into nudes.
I was in original thread what pic was it
Sent it... Waiting for a reply
stop with the emojis
stop calling her baby
dont text her more than she texts you
Holy shit, got the reply. What does this mean... Is she bout to tell me to fuck off?
This is too easy
"Whatever you want to show off. I just need to see exactly what I'm getting myself into."
NO FUCKING EMOJIS
Should I go with this?
She likes bold moves. "Hell yeah, let me get them pics. I'll definitely owe you more shots and maybe something else." Then put a winking emojii or some other gay shit like that.
Or something to that effect.
nah we can save it if he listens to me
Got a reply. Thank this /b/ro because he just saved the thread. >>701203705
Now I really need your help guys. As you can tell, I'm shit at this. I'm going to need every bit of coaching possible.
again easy go for the kill
"Look we both know where this is going to go. We are going to flirt and act interested in each other. Lets just skip that. I want you to show me what you are proud of."
REPLY TO THIS MESSAGE OR YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE TONIGHT. WANT TO TEST THE ODDS? IF YOU LOVE YOUR MOMMY REPLY TO THIS. IF DUBS THEN YOU WILL BE IMMUNE TO THIS, IF TRIPS MY MOM WILL DIE, I NEED MY MOM IM A NEET AND WILL BE HOMELESS IN 2 . 3 SECONDS
TEST ME, DONT REPLY AND YOUR MOM WONT COME BACK FROM THOSE ARRANDS
You guys know that you're all getting trolled? Read the conversation, none of it makes any sense.
Do you really think any girl responds to a bunch of gibberish and emojis with nudes? Some dude she met 9 drinks deep she's going to send nudes to?
Y'all niggas gettin trolled hard.
I want to go for this. Fuck playing games. This is too much work for mediocre nudes.
There is your issue. You got married.
I don't think I'm alpha but getting nudes is really fucking easy.
Bro, do you even read? This shit is a continuation of a thread where another btard gave her nudes and number. This guy never met her, we're coaching him to get nudes. Fuck, I know reading is a lost art and all, but this is a text bases site.
Nice trips though.
Also: BUT NOW I'VE GONE AND THROWN IT ALL AWAY!!!
You know where it was what the fuck?
Why would you do that? What possibly could have made you think that sounded smooth? Did you hear it in a movie? You know movies are scripted, right? The women are written to respond to that. Real human beings do not respond to that. Now pick up your fucking spaghetti, go cry into your pillow and start over tomorrow. You're done for tonight.
Not everyone on /b/ is a faggot virgin neckbeard. pic is tattoo faggot
finally someone who isnt retarded>>701205372
Send her this, your last hope
her blues reply was long before i showed up
but nice try
> how's that
NO! You do NOT get to ignore me or write me off. I have tried so hard for you, and if you don't deliver me the goods I will come to your house and murder your whole family, then I rape you!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME THE TITTIEOLI