we're up late, we're drunk, let's chat~
by the way, if you're France, lay off those burqa babes, they're the most modest on the beach!
morning drunk guy
I'm up early, I'm drinking nothing but coffee, can I chat with you anyway?
usually I would get high now, wake n bake, but I want to stay sober for a few hours, cause I gotta visit my pops in the hospital, he had a little stroke but he's fine more or less.,
what's up in your life drunk guy?
hot damn, a belgian ale. that's a heavy thought though, how far have you gotten?
Anything's fine, brother. Hope your old man's back on his feet and full functional soon. Best to see him with the head screwed on straight, yeah?
is that so? I've been bugging this place all summer! heh, hope you've been well in the meantime~
in the flabby flesh! CHEERS!
no no, I meant in the thinking department. Sounds like you got a lot on your mind.
WHYS THE RUM GONE
ENOG MUR EHT SYHW
i dunno man, im heading into my mid 30s and things just arent turning out how i thought they would. i was one of those kids in school where i was constantly getting amazing grades and kicking ass in art class and being told how id be famous one day, but its becoming more and more apparent thats not going to happen. i know its a stupid thing to get down on, but realizing in your 30s that you most likely peaked in high school is a shit thing to have happen right before a weekend.
heh! pirate fool, this is why we texans drink whiskey, always someone you can shoot and kill, just take THEIR whiskey~
I still have the bowler hat, I'm at the Palisades and didn't pack my stuff
No hate though fam, it runs on both sides of the family. I am too much of a pussy to ever take a drink because of how shit the lifestyle is.
Instead, I stick to pounding down caffeine.
your favorite music and a rest, booze usually doesn't help.
but tomato juice helps me, for some damn reason
yeah, it's not the same world we were raised in anymore. One thing you gotta remember is that drive in you to create, to make the world less fuck-faced by taking it and making it a spot for you. Grab life by the teeth and YAAANK as hard as you can.
a stim is a stim, all depends on what you THINK you need.
Me, I like to do this~
What ho, bubie! I'm enjoying an Old Granddad, fun music and a few hours with the strangers. Things are getting better, hope you're good too, buddy
I like you op that constantly posts and drinks(or vice versa) you seem like a stable part of this 4chan world.(as much as is possible, kind of like that half-bald satanist guy that stopped posting)
thanks for the kudos, I love doing this when it works out.
now how about some tunes??
most excellent news, buddy! Stay determined, we'll hook up someday and get hammered, play some cards.
the hip-scum here in dallas are scooping Old Granddad up like it's going out of a fashionably cutting edge fashion in a forward-minded, non-conformist micro-positive manner of anti-fashion throwback retro.
..fuckin' hate the 10s, man
they can be for anyone! just bring in some conversation and uh... well, I guess that's it, really!
but me, I do 'em when I'm drunk~
howdy, bro! yeah, I'll tell ya, we did a chili dog nite the other week and I had to hit up Costco for some non-sponsored savings. First thing I hate about shopping is when there's some giant family running rampant, causing a commotion with about 30 kids running around the cart like those protoss Cruisers in Starcraft 2 that launch the mini-sentries to attack, fuckin' kids.
Time to show how fuckin' old I am~
What's up nickle.
Have a bump. I remember when you first sprouted. It has been a little bit
the capacity of provisoned fucks is teetering on the edge of the head of a needle!
trailer-san! good to see you're still amongst the living, how's things?
all things grow in time~
and thank you for that delicious GIF
HI THERE BUDDY
DRINKING BOTTOM SHELF VODKA TONIGHT
THAT'S MY BRAND
I KNOW A LOT OF GUYS MAKE FUN OF YOU FOR BEING A COOL AND AWESOME DUDE
TELL THEM TO GO KILL THEMSELVES PROMPTLY
NOTHING BUT LOVE
yeah stout observation, if this fat fucks dick was as big as his skewed ego he'd be a pornstar, I am stupefied that people don't see him camwhoring and think he's quirky in any shape that's unique and not autistic
the tide turns in my favor, even if Mr. P kicked my ass in Gin again tonite. He's the owner of this place I am in currently. Old Granddad, switching to gin in a bit here.. and don't diss the High Life, shit's the champagne of beers! I've been okay, middle of september is when I'll be great again
Much love, bra! take care and pass out somewhere safe~
thanks? ..she looks kinda bored
are you so fucking stupid that you need to go directly towards something that you hate? like seriously are you fucking missing brain cells or chromosomes ? you see shit going down and you go to it you fuckwad
GTFO faggot nigger
yessir, still here, ive been sober cuz im broke but that should be changing pretty soon..gettin me a fancy new job and shit..other than that just been chilling
how about yourself?
well, there's time now! what's up, buddy?
uh, same! pretty much the same recovery mode too, but I'ma be striking out for my own place come january. I need my independence and I don't wanna get sick of my best friends I've been living with
..not to say I can't be annoying or anything, of course
lol the champagne of beers. but tastes like piss. i can't knock it cause its what i drink. but damn it could taste a lot better.
Yeah i noticed the digs look new in the background. why will you be better come mid Sept?
Nickle is the new Brandon since Brandon got laid
>pic related, Brandon
Hey man. Long time lurker, first time poster itt.
Last night me and a bud were drinking a handle of very bottom shelf 100 proof vodka. Suddenly he gets super drunk for how much we had drank. He stumbles off, goes to bano, and I hear him hit ground. Hard.
Long story short, we end up at the hospital and this fool had a BAC of .52
Wtf happened? Doctors couldn't get any samples from him because he kept ripping out his IV and throwing whatever piss they tried to collect in their faces.
We're both only in our mid 20's and he'd only had maybe 20 oz
oho, open bar? I got a wedding to attend in october, gotta sneak in my own hooch or just wait for the after-party. Hope you have a good time at this wedding!
and I woulda gone to get some 211, but I woke up about an hour-half ago, so too late.. but there's plenty in the cabinet to booze it up with <3
OH yeah open bar. Good friend of mines wedding. Think we got 4 half kegs, and fuck tobs of whine. And as per my usual i picked up a bottle of Johnny Walker blue and some good weed for the private side of the party. I also bought the absolute biggest cigar I could find at the smoke shop.
For shits and giggles
My wife has been hinting at trying anal but I don't see the appeal.
Won't I get shit on my dick?
of course not!
and yeah i need my own place soon as well couch surfing gets old as fuck..definitely dont wanna stay at the moms house
cash will be stacked up again, financial security, confidence, plus it'll stop being satan-scrotum hot out there by then.
Best piss there is though, eh~?
nope! close though!
I have a single liver that is clad in a mighty metal casing.
serbian cinema, eh? stolen vodka bottle....waitaminute, Zero Gravity Spetsnaz, is that you??
good to meetcha. Sounds like this guy should lay off the sauce for a spell, gets out of control too easily. Keep an eye on him, eh?
and you, sir! now uh, gimme a couple minutes to refill and take a whiz
in the meantime, MUSIC!
He's not. He's not because he's me approximately 5 years ago. I would've thrived on this type of shit had I thought of it. Instead I sobered the fuck up, went to /fit/, and within months found motivation within alongside a hot girl to fuck. So giddy up, cowgirl. Whatchu gonna say
Hows you been
Drinking rum and coke
(Don't have any new pics so I'm recycling)
>fucking ava fag
I see your threads all the time man, no idea you where such a huge fagget. ava fags are rare these days, but still man, no one ever liked them.
>You say this in a thread full of his /b/ros.
>What are you known for on here doucher?
Look for attention on an anonymous image board and attempt to stand out looking like a fat autist and with a parody of what you consider to be intellectual wit, and you're going to get roasted you dumb fuck
It would be no different if he was some random no name bitch announcing she's a girl and tripfags.
kegh, went to seed over the month, I'm not proud of myself. Damn, I got work to do on that.
very niiiice, having a lover is the best though, right?
some town nearby, gonna be a quick thing and then, head to the party
You are a master-class gentleman! Walker Blue, wow... I have a bit of that in a personal reliquary back home, have barely sipped it since a year ago
with proper prep, it can really be amazing.. I mean, if she likes it and you get lube.
You need LUBE.
huh? naw, I'm in texas.. still at that hospital
oooh no, you start to miss having a door and a window and a bed.. I know I do
now lemme go pee and reload my booze~!
Nickel is a beautiful (i may be using the word lightly) thread maker.
You shut your cocktrap
>btw good job getting your sunglasses back nickel
That's some horribly irresponsible shit to push on young men
She has a pretty normal diet and is healthy.
I've never done it with any other girl but she used to occasionally with an ex and she said sometimes she'd enjoy it.
It's only when she is like drunk as fuck that she wants to do it but I've never really wanted to.
But I'm at the place where I'm asking myself "should I do it for her?". I guess the obvious answer is yes.
and use a lot of lube lol thanks for the tip
wwwyou're only saying that because its blurry and i exploit angles anonkun
Well he's not a random no name and there are no girls on the internet. Your passion for the subject of a bunch of drunk neckbeards having fun talking to each other is pretty interesting.
And your passion for giving praise and adulation to neckbeard camwhores leaves one staring back in stupefaction, false equivalence
I'm calling a spade a spade, you're defending the spade being called an ace
heyo, D&C! and there's brutus and pearl, awww.. we did this the other nite, nice to see ya again
I would not mind being a chuck, it's pretty beefy a name, but I'm just nickel.
phwoo, good luck, buddy. sleep safe!
because it's fun~
now TIME FOR MORE DRINKS!
heh, I had to improvise, the halloween stores are coming soon, I can get auxiliary pairs
this is when you gotta go for it, buddy~ and if some cleaning and prep is done, all you gotta do is go slow and stop if she says stop. the missus blacked my eye once in such a situation..
I love my girl too, she's a real tender steak~
We're just tryin' to chill in here, bro.
If you wanna be the /b/ police, there's plenty of trap threads, check 'em threads, furry threads, rate me threads, faces of /b/ threads, etc for you to fight.
I GET STUPIFIED. WH a A aH AH Ah AH
ace of spades ace of spades ace of spades
around the metroplex, yeah.
I had someone in my threads link me a live-feed to the shootings a couple months back, fuckin' terrifying, I got friends up around where it happened.
actually yeah, but I also forgot my hat, so I have my cap from the winter loadout
HWOOO GOD, that gin stings, wow!
I WILL CUM INTO A BUCKET, DRINK THAT BUCKET ALL DAY FOR 2 DAYS, EAT AND DRINK NOTHING ELSE, SHIT OUT PURE CUM SHIT, THEN FORCE THAT CUM SHIT INTO YOUR DICKHOLE WHILE I DRINK MY OWN PISS AND PUKE IT BACK OUT INTO YOUR MOUTH
You are bad at dota and look like the type of guy who fantasizes about sucking his own shlong.
yeah, actually. up near 121
oh yeah? well.. I'll bet you're good enough at Earthworm Jim to beat the underwater stage, but you can't defeat the bungie-booger stage after it!
fuck, I'm gettin' pretty spicy, TIME FOR POP MUSIC!
haha nice tunes, I like to chill out when I drink though.
yeah but thatll change soon, ill get my own shit and be good...think ill get drunk tomorrow though...been long enough..plus alcohol works a lot better when u havent had it in a few weeks. will u be on tomorrow night?
well its morning for me,i live in estonia
Into a dymension consistinf of nothing but a bucket of putrid diarhea that Ive been shitting out for two motnhs whilst eating nothing but that diarhea. Soon it becomes chunky. It become shit shit. Eventually I create a pool of it and engulf you into a chunky red sharded pool of month old diarhea. It will have become solid. And you will slowly sink into it as the chunks flow into your month creating a nice warm feeling. And then Ill piss on you.
Op, I wanted to ask you this for awhile
Please do a <3 Anon on your hand
You look like the type of guy that would call up a friend to help him make a good no mercy character because you have no creativity or thougjt
The whole Johnny Walker thing started with my father. He started a business with his best friend. After a few years his friend had him come into the office, that sat and drank some blue.
After that my dad never saw him, turn out his friend hung himself cause his wife left.
Only 3 times he has had blue, and 2 were with me. One snuck in at my college graduation, and one the day i invited him a few hours away to my new place.
Blue is always and only for very special occasions.
i like drinking as much as the next guy, but why is it that ever time i do i have to just get out of hand. i mean like a buzz is not even worth my time. i need to get blitzed out of my damn skull and to the point where im close to blacking out. i haven't blacked out in a long time. when i know im buzzed its gotten to the point where im actually sober.
anyway im sure a lot of people here know how im feeling and what the feeling is like. sucks man. feels bad
I'm gonna hold you and rock you in my arms whispering "shh... Shhhh..... Shhhh...."
my brother found 'em for me, forgot where.. I do miss 'em though, fit my eyes much nicer
evil ben franklin glasses, that's what they were!
heh, gin gets me up and moving, I love catchy dance tunes. But I can dig the slow grooves too and Davis was.... man, he's like silk on a silver baby, sleeping on a velvet cat, nice tune, buddy
I get around places I live, it's the weirdest thing.
I will, probably get back to the apartment and suit up proper, place is probably a mess in my absence.
beat all of Super Punch Out in one go after not playing since middle school. EAT IT, RICK AND NICK BRUISER!
..nah, not yet
nah, because I don't like doing this unless I'm doing something else too.. and drinking during the day got old fast, didn't feel right
yo what up fam it's the Alaska bro from last night. finally got home and I'm enjoying my favorite, cap'n n coke with lime. 6 days on now tomorrows my day off. looking forward to getting riggity riggity rekt son
wow, that's a dark page.. sure hope those occasions get better and happier in the meantime.
Hey, to friends.
You don't think you're an alcoholic? You don't drink alone, drink more than you intend to, try to stop drinking or drink less?
so what? its basically a hellhole to me because all the kids here ive seen wear obey shirts and drink energy drinks,and i think me and my 2 friends are the only kids that dont do shit like that
you disappoint me OP
All I want is a <3
Op you glorious bastard. Whenevr I decided to destroy my liver I can always rely on you to have a drunk thread goin.
What's you listening to? My go to drunk tunes are 90s west coast rap songs. https://youtu.be/UyypOJofZmI
West west yall
I just drank the last of my shit. Im talking to a girl i like on fb and will probably stay up. The impending sobriety is killing me.
Oh shit that was when I was really small. But any time me and him would be picking up stuff for a party at the liqour store you could see him eyeing those fancy fucking cases they lock it in.and the couple hundred for a 750 doesnt help either.
But it doesn't bring back bad times, he always talks about the good times, and my father rarely gets to just sit in peace and talk to me anymore.
i remember my friend told me to eat this candy,turns out it had alcohol in it,it actually tasted pretty good
What, wear logo shirts and drink monsters?? Wtf kid, you need to find a passion. Start with this album.
maybe get the same amount but stretch it out over a good, long evening. That's what I usually do, 160 oz's of malt liquor from 9pm to 4am.
Ya made it! sup and rest easy, pilgrim.
glad to see ya
shitposters ran amok
let's have some music
TAKE A SAD SONG AND MAKE IT BETTER!
Do you charge by the hour or commission on a per-breakthru basis? geez, what a nosey nancy
Robotripping and playing with my Magic cards. you've become quite the celebrity of /b/ lately. that's awesome to make a name for yourself.
nice m8 hope they come over
I came up to Alaska in June with my best friend for the summer, I ended up getting a kickass job, met the love of my life but its not working out right now and we cant be together, so its kinda depressing. been mountain climbing, kayaking, fishing all that shit. currently I live in a cabin with no running water or electricitity. their is a gas line running to some propane lights but the propane went dry a few days ago, I haven't gotten around to refueling so I've been living alone in the dark, i use a headlamp for light now. the convinces of the first world are incredible, I dream of hot showers and indoor plumbing. ask me anything
With cocksuckin headphones is the only way to do it
Seen you here every night getting tanked. Just worried about you. You don't seem to acknowledge the damage you're doing to yourself. I'm sure you see alcoholics every day at work with failing livers.
phew, don't I know it! glad we're supposed to get more rain tomorrow or the weekend, maybe Summer's packing it in early this year, eh?
you got it, bro.
I do.. and uh.. a few months ago, I was up to a 4th of july party, I think
the great one, fallen before his story was told.
Enjoy a double Jim Bourbons for me! I've got the usual silly tunes on, nice of you to bring up some classics though
ah, that's better. Heh, glad you guys are harboring a good relationship.
>>MY NAME IS ALPHA HAND OVER THE HOT CUNT AND NOONE GETS HURT
I just like to have those looking for me to know how to find me
uh sure, what's up?
Pour 40s into a big cup, drink slow and play a game or run a conversation on 4chan with fun folks~!
I've learned recently that shitposters are running old pics up and running an imitation game, I don't drink every nite.
time for a taste of oil.
Kek drizzle tho? I'm in Cali, been curious about the product from Colorado shops. Funny thing is aside from Cali, best herb I ever smoked was some Northern Lights I found when I vacationed in Italy almost ten years ago. Rome got that fire bruh.
trying to decide if I should pour another glass or not. you gonna be here for a while?
About time too, if there's one thing we do comfy in Texas, it's a goddamn rainy autumn and a gray-slate winter sky.
I got at least another hour and a half, brother!
This girl was dating this black guy .. I didn't know I had just met her .. I brought her to my apartment in NYC (Humble Brag) and she sat on my face and sucked me off before i fucked her in her tight asshole and her black boyfriend was banging at my apartment door (found out through mutual friends) I Never came so hard in my life & AND IM NOT ASHAMED OF IT :) LOVE YOU /B >>alpha out
Jim bourbon til I die. Can't lie, I had some bulleit (?) Rye at my cousins wedding a few weeks ago and I was rather impressed. And my other cousin who deals in wine for a living had a $600 bottle of cognac at that wedding which was absolutely incredible.
we get like 2 non consecutive weeks of freezing weather in the winter here. You can wear shorts and a hoodie in fucking december and be perfectly comfortable and I dig that shit
Lmao So i wont post anything then ? fuck off you anon Looser I am trying to shed light and you're just too salty to adsorb it .. wait your turn Ill turn out your wife and daughters to :) >>ALPHA
Get 'em in, ya silly bollocks~
awww MAN! Mr. P has some of that here, along with the mighty Garrison's, man is a classy bastard. I only avail myself on his low-level mixers though.. Bulleit is strong and smooth though, great for playing cards
a little dab'll do ya!
yeah! I like jacket weather, you can't wear a jacket to ward off HEAT.. plus, a good time for cozying up and watching some fuckin' CHRISTMAS SPECIALS, HAHAAAA! I can't wait~ I love christmas
but first, VIOLENT THRASH MUSIC!!
Kek that description is cocky af
>Effects: Are felt immediately, once you stop coughing
I'm on a break to let my lungs heal but I gotta imagine it's decent at least. I don't usually go for top shelf, but I'm thinking about coming back with a bang. I love the clubs in the bay.
Since there are fellow stoners here.
Phil Spectors skank murdering ass produced the best fucking xmas record ever. Sometimes I get stoned, get turkey and dressing from Luby's, and throw that record on in the fucking summer.
Thats fine maybe I am a loner with a big dick that bags hoes with no one to talk to ? Maybe I relized this isnt the place for me ? Maybe I have a plethora of tits and twat pics I wanted to share but I feel that this culture has just booted me out for trying to have some fun? Maybe we are all infinite beings because energy cannot be created or destroyed nor can matter ? Live your little cuckold lives Sorry I tried to share an experience #NEWFAGS! #MISSTHEOLDCHAN
holy sandals and sandwiches, that's one sick sentiment~
oh yes, it is definitely a sippin' bourbon~
Hardly, my friend. Behold! the Dunhill Reds, pricey but very nice.
I usually smoke Turkish Royals tho~
No go! booze is best when it's earned, not boosted.. sorry, buddy~
HOLY FUCK, I'M DRUNK, LET'S GET METAL!!
It's tough to decide what to do, my cousin gave me his dab rig when he went back to school a few weeks ago and I like extracts, but the process of twisting and smoking a joint is just magic.
I'm planning a trip up to BC for next summer too with a stop in Seattle, I think I might have to go out of my way on the way back to spend a day or two in Denver.
depending on where you are it can be considered a Felony and trust me drinking is overated as fuck. its fun but when it starts being something you depend on then it stops being fun and starts being a problem.
if you are lucky you dont have the alcoholic gene and dont need to depened on this fucking poison. stick to casual weed and go to school and get a good education and job. it sounds cliche but its true. dont find yourself working as a cashier at a job at 27 cause you made bad decisions.
what a bummer! cigarettes are getting nudged out by this vaping bullshit, I hate those nozzle sucking elitists with their melon waffle-cone strawberry Sherlock oils and stuff.
I prefer honest vices that fuckin' shorten your life and stunt growth!>>701206007
i think you just made me give up alcohol.
thanks man. also totally different person
I don't go for cigs anymore, but the best tasting most enjoyable cigarette I ever smoked was a lucky strike.
no matter how hard they try you cant get rid of ciggerettes. people love them. i love them. vapors are in denial. cigs fuckin rule
lucky strikes turned me into a smoker
do you drink a lot? or at all? just wondering
if you stop alcohol its gonna be a lot better. have a beer with your pals and have fun with it. but don't abuse it cause at that point there is no point in it. its fun with friends and pathetic alone or in large amounts.
i lose my fucking keys and have had to cancel about 8 debit cards cause i lose them when im drunk as fuck. i have hit my car a shit tons cause im so fucked up that i can't control myself. im so fortunate to not have been caught by the cops and get a DUI and that alone makes me want to stop drinking. hopefully i can
ive never tried dabbing how strong is that? i use a glass bowl i bought from etsy, kek. my friend said colorado is nice but something about the altitude is weird he said it makes breathing harder up there not sure
yeah dude honestly I love smoking cigarettes like people judge and say like oooh it's cancer. like I give a fuck. I'm not sure if this is me or that nicotine talking but nothing quite like a cig when you're nice and drunk and vibing. also I like to smoke and shit, feels good man
Just got here, anyone else going hard at 4 30am?
Argh! those things carved up my lungs with their power.. I'm not there yet, I'm afraid
maximum yes, I prefer the scorch~
It feels real, and in our futuristic nonsense age, I prefer to do that.
Let's get bloody.
i have smoked all kinds of cigs but lucky strikes always made me feel like i was being poisoned. clearly all cigs are poison and i have smoked stronger ones but holy shit those made me sick
shit! I got about an hour before I should get some sleep.. LET'S DRINK!
I like silly metal, what can I say~?
BURN WITH ME.
Sailor Jerry is the shit bro. Drinking Kraken and cola here.
Dabs are fucking crazy. The first time I fucked with extracts was after 6 years of smoking club trees in California, and it fucked me up. 2 hits of a quality extract is about the equivalent of sharing a decent sized joint of some fire with someone. It's crazy cuz you get loaded in a matter of 2 or 3 minutes compared to 10 or 15. It's an entirely different experience.
If you get the good shit, extracts taste fucking incredible too. Try it if you can.
Hey, bro. Would you mind writing "DEUS VULT!" on a piece of paper? I want to photoshop a crusader's helmet on some of your pictures.
I have this little pipe, I don't think bongs are enough better than pipes to merit the extra size, cost, ease of breaking etc. That said, they're a lot of fun, especially with friends.
sorry buddy, got nothing to write with or on nearby.
And I think we're approaching last call here in the next 30 minutes.
FINISH YOUR DRINKS!!
yea i drink alot but whats your definition of a lot?
but shit dude i cant even trust myself with that shit. i have to have a basic phone just because its so strong and i dont even trust myself with driving. EVER.
im also guessing you drink heavily too?
Cheers boys, Kraken is my go-to backup
I don't agree, anon. A proper bong is exponentially better than a small glass pipe. Once you get into multiple chambers and ice catchers, there isn't even an argument to be had. You aren't wrong about the upkeep factor tho. Gotta clean that shit every other smoke session if you don't want it to stink your house up.
Brave the depths! It's been most fun to share sips with ya!
I'll see what I can do, brother~
Show up later tonite, I'll do my best to find ya!
Not drinking just up late 3:37am. Just had a baby an hr ago.
Any name suggestions?
nb4 night wolf or what ever the hell that name was.
and as we draw this evening of booze and buddies to a close, I dedicate this one to my dad who showed me the majestic musical beauty when I was a little kid.
Be excellent to each other and party on!
Harper or Thomas, Michelle or Susan~
And congratulations, brother!
Take care and stay strong! I'll catch ya next time
yeah man im out. ill be on tomorrow night though hopefully drunk haha
crap! I meant to say we should ride out the thread until it maxes! I still got about a half-hour left.. which means more music and rambling!