evening /b/ we're up late, we're drunk, let's chat~
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
evening /b/
we're up late, we're drunk, let's chat~
by the way, if you're France, lay off those burqa babes, they're the most modest on the beach!
>>701193358
im drinking saison dupont and thinking about where my life went wrong
morning drunk guy
I'm up early, I'm drinking nothing but coffee, can I chat with you anyway?
usually I would get high now, wake n bake, but I want to stay sober for a few hours, cause I gotta visit my pops in the hospital, he had a little stroke but he's fine more or less.,
what's up in your life drunk guy?
>>701193622
Haven't seen you in a few years I thought u died
>>701193358
beard buddy is that you?? WOO time to bust out the rum
>>701193629
hot damn, a belgian ale. that's a heavy thought though, how far have you gotten?
>>701193678
Anything's fine, brother. Hope your old man's back on his feet and full functional soon. Best to see him with the head screwed on straight, yeah?
>>701193875
i was going for a third but might switch over to duvel because i need to drown out the feels
>>701193783
is that so? I've been bugging this place all summer! heh, hope you've been well in the meantime~
>>701193867
in the flabby flesh! CHEERS!
please post a pic of your butthole.
>>701194027
no no, I meant in the thinking department. Sounds like you got a lot on your mind.
>>701193867
WHYS THE RUM GONE
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>>701193358
Whats your war face anon?
>>701194046
Guess I've just been missing u. U used to have a pork pie hat
>>701194173
whats the best drink to ease sadness ol buddy?
>>701194302
same here i didnt recognize him
>>701194173
i dunno man, im heading into my mid 30s and things just arent turning out how i thought they would. i was one of those kids in school where i was constantly getting amazing grades and kicking ass in art class and being told how id be famous one day, but its becoming more and more apparent thats not going to happen. i know its a stupid thing to get down on, but realizing in your 30s that you most likely peaked in high school is a shit thing to have happen right before a weekend.
>>701194294
heh! pirate fool, this is why we texans drink whiskey, always someone you can shoot and kill, just take THEIR whiskey~
>>701194299
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
>>701194302
I still have the bowler hat, I'm at the Palisades and didn't pack my stuff
>ITT: ALCOHOLICS
No hate though fam, it runs on both sides of the family. I am too much of a pussy to ever take a drink because of how shit the lifestyle is.
Instead, I stick to pounding down caffeine.
>>701194392
your favorite music and a rest, booze usually doesn't help.
but tomato juice helps me, for some damn reason
>>701194490
yeah, it's not the same world we were raised in anymore. One thing you gotta remember is that drive in you to create, to make the world less fuck-faced by taking it and making it a spot for you. Grab life by the teeth and YAAANK as hard as you can.
>>701193358
What's up, baby? I'm sipping on some Canadian club and a Lagunitas. I hope all is good with you.
>>701194554
a stim is a stim, all depends on what you THINK you need.
Me, I like to do this~
>>701194883
What ho, bubie! I'm enjoying an Old Granddad, fun music and a few hours with the strangers. Things are getting better, hope you're good too, buddy
I like you op that constantly posts and drinks(or vice versa) you seem like a stable part of this 4chan world.(as much as is possible, kind of like that half-bald satanist guy that stopped posting)
it's 01:32 here, what time is it wherever you are?
>>701195284
thanks for the kudos, I love doing this when it works out.
now how about some tunes??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeqtAB1WgEw
>>701195486
uh, same!
>>701195167
Word, shit's getting better for me too. Started a new job recently which has been going really well. Old grandad is a personal favorite of mine, but lately I can't afford it.
Were you in that vola last night?
>>701195531
most excellent news, buddy! Stay determined, we'll hook up someday and get hammered, play some cards.
the hip-scum here in dallas are scooping Old Granddad up like it's going out of a fashionably cutting edge fashion in a forward-minded, non-conformist micro-positive manner of anti-fashion throwback retro.
..fuckin' hate the 10s, man
CONFIDENCE BUMP!
I don't drink but I like your threads
>>701196543
awwww yisss it's this dude! I've got a bourbon and coke :D also what's your biggest pet peeve when it comes to shopping in a store?
>>701196704
they can be for anyone! just bring in some conversation and uh... well, I guess that's it, really!
but me, I do 'em when I'm drunk~
thanks, buddy
>>701196737
howdy, bro! yeah, I'll tell ya, we did a chili dog nite the other week and I had to hit up Costco for some non-sponsored savings. First thing I hate about shopping is when there's some giant family running rampant, causing a commotion with about 30 kids running around the cart like those protoss Cruisers in Starcraft 2 that launch the mini-sentries to attack, fuckin' kids.
Time to show how fuckin' old I am~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2n_Tg8iHwZ8
>>701197641
the guy on the drums looks like a total bro
>>701197641
how goes it bro
>>701197140
What's up nickle.
Have a bump. I remember when you first sprouted. It has been a little bit
>>701197805
Just droppin' in to say evenin', Nickle.
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>>701197641
looking good Nickel. How you been man? what is it that you are drinking? im drinking high life. taste like shit but does the job
How has your small hiatus been?
>>701197788
the capacity of provisoned fucks is teetering on the edge of the head of a needle!
>>701197805
trailer-san! good to see you're still amongst the living, how's things?
>>701197827
all things grow in time~
and thank you for that delicious GIF
HI THERE BUDDY
DRINKING BOTTOM SHELF VODKA TONIGHT
PIC RELATED
THAT'S MY BRAND
I KNOW A LOT OF GUYS MAKE FUN OF YOU FOR BEING A COOL AND AWESOME DUDE
TELL THEM TO GO KILL THEMSELVES PROMPTLY
NOTHING BUT LOVE
- MP5A2SD
>>701193358
Hey OP,
Have some porn.
I'm so sick of this faggot ass fat cunt autist camwhoring and the legion of pencil neck faggots that feed it to him
>>701198048
You seem upset, anon.
Stick around, have a drink.
>>701198048
hes been at it for literally years.
I wish he would have an honest conversation with me instead of avoiding me all the time.
>>701198048
LOL KILL YOURSELF
>>701198208
>getting a boner for nickle
Whoa, bro. Chill
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>>701198145
yeah stout observation, if this fat fucks dick was as big as his skewed ego he'd be a pornstar, I am stupefied that people don't see him camwhoring and think he's quirky in any shape that's unique and not autistic
>>701197914
evenin', bro!
>>701197917
the tide turns in my favor, even if Mr. P kicked my ass in Gin again tonite. He's the owner of this place I am in currently. Old Granddad, switching to gin in a bit here.. and don't diss the High Life, shit's the champagne of beers! I've been okay, middle of september is when I'll be great again
>>701198040
Much love, bra! take care and pass out somewhere safe~
>>701198041
thanks? ..she looks kinda bored
>>701198048
are you so fucking stupid that you need to go directly towards something that you hate? like seriously are you fucking missing brain cells or chromosomes ? you see shit going down and you go to it you fuckwad
GTFO faggot nigger
>>701198017
yessir, still here, ive been sober cuz im broke but that should be changing pretty soon..gettin me a fancy new job and shit..other than that just been chilling
how about yourself?
>>701198371
>are you fucking missing brain cells or chromosomes ?
irony: the post
>>701198408
shit lol forgot pic
You still hitting up that steel reserve? Im gonna be getting shitfaced at a wedding tomorow. Should be good.
>>701198208
well, there's time now! what's up, buddy?
>>701198326
MEDIOCRE.
>>701198408
uh, same! pretty much the same recovery mode too, but I'ma be striking out for my own place come january. I need my independence and I don't wanna get sick of my best friends I've been living with
..not to say I can't be annoying or anything, of course
>>701198363
lol the champagne of beers. but tastes like piss. i can't knock it cause its what i drink. but damn it could taste a lot better.
Yeah i noticed the digs look new in the background. why will you be better come mid Sept?
>>701193358
Nickle is the new Brandon since Brandon got laid
>pic related, Brandon
Your name happen to be Charles?
How are you still alive do you have like 3 livers?
what's up, drunk OP! watching some sick ass serbian cinema, killing this stolen bottle of vodka. cheers, /b/ro!
You rack disciprin.
>>701198048
drink some
chill out
fuck you
hes cool
>>701193358
Hey man. Long time lurker, first time poster itt.
Last night me and a bud were drinking a handle of very bottom shelf 100 proof vodka. Suddenly he gets super drunk for how much we had drank. He stumbles off, goes to bano, and I hear him hit ground. Hard.
Long story short, we end up at the hospital and this fool had a BAC of .52
Wtf happened? Doctors couldn't get any samples from him because he kept ripping out his IV and throwing whatever piss they tried to collect in their faces.
We're both only in our mid 20's and he'd only had maybe 20 oz
Hell ya, just opened some Kraken. Good to see you bro.
>>701198575
oho, open bar? I got a wedding to attend in october, gotta sneak in my own hooch or just wait for the after-party. Hope you have a good time at this wedding!
and I woulda gone to get some 211, but I woke up about an hour-half ago, so too late.. but there's plenty in the cabinet to booze it up with <3
>>701198697
Brandon was self aware in that he knew he was a complete loser, a cognitive function that is so majestically lost on this Nickle fag it's cringe material
>>701198742
POST PICS I CAN'T TELL IF U R MAN OR WOMAN BUT I THINK U R HOT I WANT 2 FUK U
I like you OP. Just had some good sex with my women and don't have work tomorrow. Easy night
>>701198697
Ya, don't feed it
>>701193358
fuck off you lonely cunt
>>701193622
you look even fatter than usual
have you been eating a lot?
>>701198855
Forgot the pic
>>701198841
...daijobu ne?
>>701198823
Where's the wedding being held?
>>701198823
OH yeah open bar. Good friend of mines wedding. Think we got 4 half kegs, and fuck tobs of whine. And as per my usual i picked up a bottle of Johnny Walker blue and some good weed for the private side of the party. I also bought the absolute biggest cigar I could find at the smoke shop.
For shits and giggles
>>701193358
My wife has been hinting at trying anal but I don't see the appeal.
Won't I get shit on my dick?
>>701198823
still in LA?
where are you working these days?
>>701198604
of course not!
and yeah i need my own place soon as well couch surfing gets old as fuck..definitely dont wanna stay at the moms house
>>701198923
>lonely
You say this in a thread full of his /b/ros.
What are you known for on here doucher?
Shitposting and trap requests? Piss off
>>701198972
>daijobu ne
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THAT MENAS BUT I STILL WANT TO INVOLVE YOU WITH MY PENIS
>>701198694
cash will be stacked up again, financial security, confidence, plus it'll stop being satan-scrotum hot out there by then.
Best piss there is though, eh~?
>>701198697
who?
>>701198705
nope! close though!
>>701198715
I have a single liver that is clad in a mighty metal casing.
>>701198718
serbian cinema, eh? stolen vodka bottle....waitaminute, Zero Gravity Spetsnaz, is that you??
>>701198809
good to meetcha. Sounds like this guy should lay off the sauce for a spell, gets out of control too easily. Keep an eye on him, eh?
>>701198812
and you, sir! now uh, gimme a couple minutes to refill and take a whiz
in the meantime, MUSIC!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A52--FKUQgU
>>701199068
Not unless she has a horrible diet or a stomach virus. It is SO much tighter anon, it's just... try it once and THEN tell me you're not interested
>>701198923
i think you are the lonely faggot here. with that edgy faggot attitude you don't have friends sadfrog faggot nigger
>>701198805
He's not. He's not because he's me approximately 5 years ago. I would've thrived on this type of shit had I thought of it. Instead I sobered the fuck up, went to /fit/, and within months found motivation within alongside a hot girl to fuck. So giddy up, cowgirl. Whatchu gonna say
D&C
Hey!
Hows you been
Drinking rum and coke
(Don't have any new pics so I'm recycling)
i'm so drunk
nickel, i can't hate on ya, good man
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>>701198823
>fucking ava fag
I see your threads all the time man, no idea you where such a huge fagget. ava fags are rare these days, but still man, no one ever liked them.
>>701199417
>hot girl
Post tits.
>>701199256
Do you go bye the name Chuck then? Cause its a striking resemblance.
>>701199256
>>701198809
Will do m8. He's well enough. Gonna fuck off to bed. Been loving this long guilt filled hangover all day. Night
-Old Grumpler-
>>701199201
>You say this in a thread full of his /b/ros.
>What are you known for on here doucher?
Prime example
Look for attention on an anonymous image board and attempt to stand out looking like a fat autist and with a parody of what you consider to be intellectual wit, and you're going to get roasted you dumb fuck
It would be no different if he was some random no name bitch announcing she's a girl and tripfags.
I am drunk too
Why do you post her OP ?
>>701198927
kegh, went to seed over the month, I'm not proud of myself. Damn, I got work to do on that.
>>701198945
very niiiice, having a lover is the best though, right?
>>701199003
some town nearby, gonna be a quick thing and then, head to the party
>>701199034
You are a master-class gentleman! Walker Blue, wow... I have a bit of that in a personal reliquary back home, have barely sipped it since a year ago
>>701199068
with proper prep, it can really be amazing.. I mean, if she likes it and you get lube.
You need LUBE.
>>701199089
huh? naw, I'm in texas.. still at that hospital
>>701199134
oooh no, you start to miss having a door and a window and a bed.. I know I do
now lemme go pee and reload my booze~!
>>701199489
D&C
Nickel is a beautiful (i may be using the word lightly) thread maker.
You shut your cocktrap
>btw good job getting your sunglasses back nickel
>>701199256
That's some horribly irresponsible shit to push on young men
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>>701199689
She has a pretty normal diet and is healthy.
I've never done it with any other girl but she used to occasionally with an ex and she said sometimes she'd enjoy it.
It's only when she is like drunk as fuck that she wants to do it but I've never really wanted to.
But I'm at the place where I'm asking myself "should I do it for her?". I guess the obvious answer is yes.
and use a lot of lube lol thanks for the tip
>>701199797
>t.redditer
>>701199253
wwwyou're only saying that because its blurry and i exploit angles anonkun
>>701199689
Hell yeah it is man. Love my women, she's a great cook and great in bed
>>701199873
>doesn't know how to take pics
>uh...I'm totally exploiting angles
>>701199628
Well he's not a random no name and there are no girls on the internet. Your passion for the subject of a bunch of drunk neckbeards having fun talking to each other is pretty interesting.
>>701199873
ryan?
>>701199873
Do you fucking have the shakes, anon?
Take a benzo and chill.
>>701193358
Everytime i see your thread pop up i feel like we've chilled. Then i read texas. Do you live in the dallas area?
>>701199828
Inb4
>>701199873
IGNORE THE REST OF THEM
I WANT TO GIVE YOU MY CUM LOAD
I WANT YOU TO SUCC ME
I WANT YOU TO SWALLOW MY SPUNK
>>701199977
And your passion for giving praise and adulation to neckbeard camwhores leaves one staring back in stupefaction, false equivalence
I'm calling a spade a spade, you're defending the spade being called an ace
>>701200146
>>701199873
How 'bout you fags get your own thread.
>>701200020
Good idea you horrible fiend
>>701199450
heyo, D&C! and there's brutus and pearl, awww.. we did this the other nite, nice to see ya again
>>701199555
I would not mind being a chuck, it's pretty beefy a name, but I'm just nickel.
>>701199623
phwoo, good luck, buddy. sleep safe!
>>701199678
because it's fun~
now TIME FOR MORE DRINKS!
>>701199797
heh, I had to improvise, the halloween stores are coming soon, I can get auxiliary pairs
>>701199848
this is when you gotta go for it, buddy~ and if some cleaning and prep is done, all you gotta do is go slow and stop if she says stop. the missus blacked my eye once in such a situation..
>>701199925
I love my girl too, she's a real tender steak~
>>701200171
Psh fuck outta here. You can't insult me with words I don't know
>>701200171
We're just tryin' to chill in here, bro.
If you wanna be the /b/ police, there's plenty of trap threads, check 'em threads, furry threads, rate me threads, faces of /b/ threads, etc for you to fight.
>>701193358
Yo its been awhile my man. You get a haircut or what?
>>701200362
I WILL LITERALLY COME TO YOUR HOUSE SHIT ON MY FINGER AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR DICKHOLE
>>701200412
Check em btw
D&C
Any insights into coffee+alcohol?
>>701200171
I GET STUPIFIED. WH a A aH AH Ah AH
ace of spades ace of spades ace of spades
>>701200083
around the metroplex, yeah.
I had someone in my threads link me a live-feed to the shootings a couple months back, fuckin' terrifying, I got friends up around where it happened.
>>701200413
actually yeah, but I also forgot my hat, so I have my cap from the winter loadout
HWOOO GOD, that gin stings, wow!
>>701200500
Ill shove my dogs fried vagina mango worms up your asshole until your puking up shitlarva.
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>>701200519
Only If it's whiskey
>not D&C
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>>701200596
Around the plano area?
>>701200606
I WILL CUM INTO A BUCKET, DRINK THAT BUCKET ALL DAY FOR 2 DAYS, EAT AND DRINK NOTHING ELSE, SHIT OUT PURE CUM SHIT, THEN FORCE THAT CUM SHIT INTO YOUR DICKHOLE WHILE I DRINK MY OWN PISS AND PUKE IT BACK OUT INTO YOUR MOUTH
>>701200583
Oh fuck burned
>>701200596
You are bad at dota and look like the type of guy who fantasizes about sucking his own shlong.
4chan 4eva
>>701200948
Im gonna kick you in the ribs
>>701193358
Did you find those mean little ben franklins or what?
You with your liquor, me with coffee, we've had this thread before...
>>701200948
you're plenty pretty to have your own thread, go make one
>>701200753
yeah, actually. up near 121
>>701200826
oh yeah? well.. I'll bet you're good enough at Earthworm Jim to beat the underwater stage, but you can't defeat the bungie-booger stage after it!
yeah!
fuck, I'm gettin' pretty spicy, TIME FOR POP MUSIC!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEPTlhBmwRg
>>701200948
Clean your mirror
>>701200756
Ill slap you.
>>701201025
Im gonn shoot chu
>>701201063
too far dude
>>701201042
haha nice tunes, I like to chill out when I drink though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz_eGZ8U5kY
>>701201042
I think we've chilled dude. I might be wrong but i really feel like we have.
>>701199689
yeah but thatll change soon, ill get my own shit and be good...think ill get drunk tomorrow though...been long enough..plus alcohol works a lot better when u havent had it in a few weeks. will u be on tomorrow night?
well its morning for me,i live in estonia
>>701201063
Into a dymension consistinf of nothing but a bucket of putrid diarhea that Ive been shitting out for two motnhs whilst eating nothing but that diarhea. Soon it becomes chunky. It become shit shit. Eventually I create a pool of it and engulf you into a chunky red sharded pool of month old diarhea. It will have become solid. And you will slowly sink into it as the chunks flow into your month creating a nice warm feeling. And then Ill piss on you.
>>701201042
i beat the TMNT underwater stage, first try, after picking that shit up like 20 years later. felt like a god.
Op, I wanted to ask you this for awhile
Please do a <3 Anon on your hand
>>701201042
You look like the type of guy that would call up a friend to help him make a good no mercy character because you have no creativity or thougjt
OP do you consider yourself an alcoholic?
>>701201269
Do you like curly strings?
>>701199689
The whole Johnny Walker thing started with my father. He started a business with his best friend. After a few years his friend had him come into the office, that sat and drank some blue.
After that my dad never saw him, turn out his friend hung himself cause his wife left.
Only 3 times he has had blue, and 2 were with me. One snuck in at my college graduation, and one the day i invited him a few hours away to my new place.
Blue is always and only for very special occasions.
>>701201523
no,i like to be a suicidal faggot
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>>701201042
i like drinking as much as the next guy, but why is it that ever time i do i have to just get out of hand. i mean like a buzz is not even worth my time. i need to get blitzed out of my damn skull and to the point where im close to blacking out. i haven't blacked out in a long time. when i know im buzzed its gotten to the point where im actually sober.
anyway im sure a lot of people here know how im feeling and what the feeling is like. sucks man. feels bad
>>701201128
I'm gonna hold you and rock you in my arms whispering "shh... Shhhh..... Shhhh...."
>>701201269
Mmmmmmmm Estonia
>>701201028
my brother found 'em for me, forgot where.. I do miss 'em though, fit my eyes much nicer
evil ben franklin glasses, that's what they were!
>>701201256
heh, gin gets me up and moving, I love catchy dance tunes. But I can dig the slow grooves too and Davis was.... man, he's like silk on a silver baby, sleeping on a velvet cat, nice tune, buddy
>>701201258
I get around places I live, it's the weirdest thing.
>>701201259
I will, probably get back to the apartment and suit up proper, place is probably a mess in my absence.
>>701201357
beat all of Super Punch Out in one go after not playing since middle school. EAT IT, RICK AND NICK BRUISER!
>>701201363
..nah, not yet
>>701201456
nah, because I don't like doing this unless I'm doing something else too.. and drinking during the day got old fast, didn't feel right
yo what up fam it's the Alaska bro from last night. finally got home and I'm enjoying my favorite, cap'n n coke with lime. 6 days on now tomorrows my day off. looking forward to getting riggity riggity rekt son
>>701199450
I will wire you $200 for a webm of you punching your dog in the dick.
>>701201042
hello beer man
it me
dub man
i remember you
last week
disaster
then 404
was nice
i had plenty of kek
so
how was day
>>701201654
when you suddenly break out of the drunk headspace and it stops being enjoyable?
that shit happens to me all the time
>>701201970
I'm not him but whenever I break "out of the drunk" I'll fucking stare or pace for a bit.
>>701201602
wow, that's a dark page.. sure hope those occasions get better and happier in the meantime.
Hey, to friends.
>>701201850
You don't think you're an alcoholic? You don't drink alone, drink more than you intend to, try to stop drinking or drink less?
>>701201804
so what? its basically a hellhole to me because all the kids here ive seen wear obey shirts and drink energy drinks,and i think me and my 2 friends are the only kids that dont do shit like that
>>701201850
TOPHAT. Glad its been cooler in the dfdub this week. humidity still gives me swamp ass tho
>>701201878
what kind of job do you have? alaska seems really cool to MOfag
>>701201850
you disappoint me OP
All I want is a <3
>>701201970
When you upturn your drink into the sink? Yeah . It's called being normal.
>>701201850
Same dallasfag. Do you stay in an apartment with room mates? Also, were you at a party a few months ago in such an apartment?
Op you glorious bastard. Whenevr I decided to destroy my liver I can always rely on you to have a drunk thread goin.
What's you listening to? My go to drunk tunes are 90s west coast rap songs. https://youtu.be/UyypOJofZmI
West west yall
I just drank the last of my shit. Im talking to a girl i like on fb and will probably stay up. The impending sobriety is killing me.
>>701202088
Oh shit that was when I was really small. But any time me and him would be picking up stuff for a party at the liqour store you could see him eyeing those fancy fucking cases they lock it in.and the couple hundred for a 750 doesnt help either.
But it doesn't bring back bad times, he always talks about the good times, and my father rarely gets to just sit in peace and talk to me anymore.
wew lads
>>701202339
i remember my friend told me to eat this candy,turns out it had alcohol in it,it actually tasted pretty good
>>701202456
I'v already called to police
>>701202114
What, wear logo shirts and drink monsters?? Wtf kid, you need to find a passion. Start with this album.
>>701201654
maybe get the same amount but stretch it out over a good, long evening. That's what I usually do, 160 oz's of malt liquor from 9pm to 4am.
>>701201878
Ya made it! sup and rest easy, pilgrim.
>>701201924
fine
doing better
glad to see ya
shitposters ran amok
better now
let's have some music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4s0gXpFQ-g
TAKE A SAD SONG AND MAKE IT BETTER!
>>701202090
Do you charge by the hour or commission on a per-breakthru basis? geez, what a nosey nancy
>>701193358
Robotripping and playing with my Magic cards. you've become quite the celebrity of /b/ lately. that's awesome to make a name for yourself.
>>701193358
do you know a lesbian missing a thumb?
I need some advice.
>>701202498
sup
>>701202585
nice m8 hope they come over
>>701201878
I came up to Alaska in June with my best friend for the summer, I ended up getting a kickass job, met the love of my life but its not working out right now and we cant be together, so its kinda depressing. been mountain climbing, kayaking, fishing all that shit. currently I live in a cabin with no running water or electricitity. their is a gas line running to some propane lights but the propane went dry a few days ago, I haven't gotten around to refueling so I've been living alone in the dark, i use a headlamp for light now. the convinces of the first world are incredible, I dream of hot showers and indoor plumbing. ask me anything
>>701202456
Not bad if it's some home grown. Hella orange hairs tho, probly tastes pretty gud. Strain?
>>701202650
>160 oz's of malt liquor from 9pm to 4am.
holy fuck id be dead
how much you pissin dude?
>>701202622
With cocksuckin headphones is the only way to do it
>>701202847
my friend gave me a little jar of it said he got it from a colorado shop
it says drizzle on the jar
>>701202650
can you explain the 9-4am thing?
clarity is needed seeeing as how im pretty drunk now
>>701202650
Seen you here every night getting tanked. Just worried about you. You don't seem to acknowledge the damage you're doing to yourself. I'm sure you see alcoholics every day at work with failing livers.
>>701202125
phew, don't I know it! glad we're supposed to get more rain tomorrow or the weekend, maybe Summer's packing it in early this year, eh?
>>701202235
you got it, bro.
>>701202288
I do.. and uh.. a few months ago, I was up to a 4th of july party, I think
>>701202312
the great one, fallen before his story was told.
Enjoy a double Jim Bourbons for me! I've got the usual silly tunes on, nice of you to bring up some classics though
>>701202339
ah, that's better. Heh, glad you guys are harboring a good relationship.
>>701202694
massive newfag detected
>>701202622
Don't blow up Estonia dude
>>701203184
I will accept that
go in peace OP
>>I AM ALPHA I AM HERE TO BANG YOUR WOMEN
>>701203391
lol you are too good looking for that whore
get someone better and live your life
>>MY NAME IS ALPHA HAND OVER THE HOT CUNT AND NOONE GETS HURT
Lol thank you B ! :) Tits for you !
I'm drunker than you, you fat bearded fuck.
>>701202694
I just like to have those looking for me to know how to find me
>>701202784
uh sure, what's up?
>>701202879
Often~
>>701203001
Pour 40s into a big cup, drink slow and play a game or run a conversation on 4chan with fun folks~!
>>701203134
I've learned recently that shitposters are running old pics up and running an imitation game, I don't drink every nite.
time for a taste of oil.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bimam2j2gEg
>>701203391
>>701203472
this samefagging is just sad
>>701203391
You shave your neck, fucking neck shaving faggot LOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>701202995
Kek drizzle tho? I'm in Cali, been curious about the product from Colorado shops. Funny thing is aside from Cali, best herb I ever smoked was some Northern Lights I found when I vacationed in Italy almost ten years ago. Rome got that fire bruh.
>>701203184
i hear rain this weekend but the 100+ degrees shit is supposedly done for the years. No more vinegar ballsack for the rest of 2016
Lmao why wouldnt i ? Dont be so salty because I have all the STDS and you have 0
I didnt samefag I legit got happy with a /B compliment that is me thought and I am Very much ALPHA dont hate for I am here with you
>>701203725
Swamp nuts ain't no fun, anon.
>>701203628
trying to decide if I should pour another glass or not. you gonna be here for a while?
>>701203707
ya it says on jar "drizzle" idk
i googled it and it looks kinda like it here the link
http://www.medicalmarijuanastrains.com/drizzle/
that vacation sounds rad man
>>701203725
About time too, if there's one thing we do comfy in Texas, it's a goddamn rainy autumn and a gray-slate winter sky.
>>701203959
I got at least another hour and a half, brother!
LET'S DRINK!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8I41MALGps
This girl was dating this black guy .. I didn't know I had just met her .. I brought her to my apartment in NYC (Humble Brag) and she sat on my face and sucked me off before i fucked her in her tight asshole and her black boyfriend was banging at my apartment door (found out through mutual friends) I Never came so hard in my life & AND IM NOT ASHAMED OF IT :) LOVE YOU /B >>alpha out
>>701203888
my own musky balls dont bother me but holy shit a chick would never talk to me again if she whiffed what I was capable of. It gets to 107 here with fucking 88% humidity
TFW you cuckold a colored fella
>>701204169
ha sounds good bro. Cheers
>>701204177
>cucked by a black man
>>701203184
Jim bourbon til I die. Can't lie, I had some bulleit (?) Rye at my cousins wedding a few weeks ago and I was rather impressed. And my other cousin who deals in wine for a living had a $600 bottle of cognac at that wedding which was absolutely incredible.
Gifts from the >>ALPHA
>>701204261
>brags about getting a bj from trailer trash
>>701204169
we get like 2 non consecutive weeks of freezing weather in the winter here. You can wear shorts and a hoodie in fucking december and be perfectly comfortable and I dig that shit
>>701193358
You really let yourself go keemstar
Lmao So i wont post anything then ? fuck off you anon Looser I am trying to shed light and you're just too salty to adsorb it .. wait your turn Ill turn out your wife and daughters to :) >>ALPHA
>>701204177
>>701204261
>>701204357
Don't kid yourself you moron, you were tasting a black mans cum while kissing her. You must love being a cuck and fucking used up bitches.
Ill make your daughter put you in a chastity belt you >>ALPHA style
>>701204495
big words for a virgin
>>701204495
your autistic if you weren't trolling I'd say enjoy your aids
>>701204288
Get 'em in, ya silly bollocks~
>>701204308
awww MAN! Mr. P has some of that here, along with the mighty Garrison's, man is a classy bastard. I only avail myself on his low-level mixers though.. Bulleit is strong and smooth though, great for playing cards
a little dab'll do ya!
>>701204404
yeah! I like jacket weather, you can't wear a jacket to ward off HEAT.. plus, a good time for cozying up and watching some fuckin' CHRISTMAS SPECIALS, HAHAAAA! I can't wait~ I love christmas
but first, VIOLENT THRASH MUSIC!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBVrIlV5HxE
Really? Thats why he was trying to break down my door and I choked her out on my girthy home grown white italian piece? (Dont be so salty to your fellow brethern)
>>701203984
Kek that description is cocky af
>Effects: Are felt immediately, once you stop coughing
I'm on a break to let my lungs heal but I gotta imagine it's decent at least. I don't usually go for top shelf, but I'm thinking about coming back with a bang. I love the clubs in the bay.
You have successfully turned away someone who fucks girls and wants to share pics BRAVO ANON BRAVO #NEWFAGS
>>701204721
it makes me cough a lot
damn man that looks so good
Lol /B talks shit as they save my pics
Since there are fellow stoners here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vcFRDjyjuw
>>701204697
Phil Spectors skank murdering ass produced the best fucking xmas record ever. Sometimes I get stoned, get turkey and dressing from Luby's, and throw that record on in the fucking summer.
>>701204177
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I think I need a smoke.
>>701204697
I'll have to get my own bottle of bulleit, I was already done with my flask and a few johnny walkers deep once I tried it.
>>701205136
brand? If its newports we are done
Thats fine maybe I am a loner with a big dick that bags hoes with no one to talk to ? Maybe I relized this isnt the place for me ? Maybe I have a plethora of tits and twat pics I wanted to share but I feel that this culture has just booted me out for trying to have some fun? Maybe we are all infinite beings because energy cannot be created or destroyed nor can matter ? Live your little cuckold lives Sorry I tried to share an experience #NEWFAGS! #MISSTHEOLDCHAN
>>701205136
KING OF /B/!!!
Hi OP.
Id really like to get drunk as well.
Problem is im underage and have no money.
Should i go to walmart to steal some alcohol?
>>701205136
dude you made me crave a smoke, WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TRIGGERRERERED~~@@!!!!!!!!!
>>701205116
holy sandals and sandwiches, that's one sick sentiment~
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
>>701205145
oh yes, it is definitely a sippin' bourbon~
>>701205248
Hardly, my friend. Behold! the Dunhill Reds, pricey but very nice.
I usually smoke Turkish Royals tho~
>>701205460
Raiders parents
>>701205527
i got called a hipster fag by my grandmother for smoking those once but gotdamn they are tasty
>>701205460
No go! booze is best when it's earned, not boosted.. sorry, buddy~
HOLY FUCK, I'M DRUNK, LET'S GET METAL!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsMKOx6fumc
>>701204949
It's tough to decide what to do, my cousin gave me his dab rig when he went back to school a few weeks ago and I like extracts, but the process of twisting and smoking a joint is just magic.
I'm planning a trip up to BC for next summer too with a stop in Seattle, I think I might have to go out of my way on the way back to spend a day or two in Denver.
>>701205527
I used to fuck with royals but I just smoke 27s now, the convience store closest to where I live is out of 27 100s and its a bummer
>>701205460
depending on where you are it can be considered a Felony and trust me drinking is overated as fuck. its fun but when it starts being something you depend on then it stops being fun and starts being a problem.
if you are lucky you dont have the alcoholic gene and dont need to depened on this fucking poison. stick to casual weed and go to school and get a good education and job. it sounds cliche but its true. dont find yourself working as a cashier at a job at 27 cause you made bad decisions.
>>701205527
Hoe Lee FUCK BOYS! We have a canadian!
>>701205727
dude this shit is so fucking beta. this goblin really just needs to kill himself
>>701205806
what a bummer! cigarettes are getting nudged out by this vaping bullshit, I hate those nozzle sucking elitists with their melon waffle-cone strawberry Sherlock oils and stuff.
I prefer honest vices that fuckin' shorten your life and stunt growth!>>701206007
YA HAR!!
>>701205982
i think you just made me give up alcohol.
thanks man. also totally different person
>>701206104
I don't go for cigs anymore, but the best tasting most enjoyable cigarette I ever smoked was a lucky strike.
>>701206104
no matter how hard they try you cant get rid of ciggerettes. people love them. i love them. vapors are in denial. cigs fuckin rule
>>701206433
lucky strikes turned me into a smoker
>>701206247
do you drink a lot? or at all? just wondering
if you stop alcohol its gonna be a lot better. have a beer with your pals and have fun with it. but don't abuse it cause at that point there is no point in it. its fun with friends and pathetic alone or in large amounts.
i lose my fucking keys and have had to cancel about 8 debit cards cause i lose them when im drunk as fuck. i have hit my car a shit tons cause im so fucked up that i can't control myself. im so fortunate to not have been caught by the cops and get a DUI and that alone makes me want to stop drinking. hopefully i can
>>701205798
ive never tried dabbing how strong is that? i use a glass bowl i bought from etsy, kek. my friend said colorado is nice but something about the altitude is weird he said it makes breathing harder up there not sure
>>701206104
yeah dude honestly I love smoking cigarettes like people judge and say like oooh it's cancer. like I give a fuck. I'm not sure if this is me or that nicotine talking but nothing quite like a cig when you're nice and drunk and vibing. also I like to smoke and shit, feels good man
![20160826_043225[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/D7kwiQr.jpg "20160826_043225[1].jpg")
Just got here, anyone else going hard at 4 30am?
>>701206655
by percent usually 3-5x stronger than flower
>>701206433
Argh! those things carved up my lungs with their power.. I'm not there yet, I'm afraid
>>701206472
maximum yes, I prefer the scorch~
>>701206728
It feels real, and in our futuristic nonsense age, I prefer to do that.
Let's get bloody.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptArMXX4YT0
>>701206834
just blazed, it's only 03:30 here
>>701205727
I love you and all but that song is awful
>>701206861
that smoke looks so cash
i wish i had one FAK
>>701206834
kek thats me on most nights i drink
>>701206899
Hey man good to know I'm not alone
Quick question do you use a bong or what? I've had the same shitty pipe for like 2 years and wanna get a descent bong
>>701206856
damn, that would be a good time
>>701206861
i have smoked all kinds of cigs but lucky strikes always made me feel like i was being poisoned. clearly all cigs are poison and i have smoked stronger ones but holy shit those made me sick
>>701206834
shit! I got about an hour before I should get some sleep.. LET'S DRINK!
>>701206945
I like silly metal, what can I say~?
>>701206972
BURN WITH ME.
>>701206834
Sailor Jerry is the shit bro. Drinking Kraken and cola here.
>>701206655
Dabs are fucking crazy. The first time I fucked with extracts was after 6 years of smoking club trees in California, and it fucked me up. 2 hits of a quality extract is about the equivalent of sharing a decent sized joint of some fire with someone. It's crazy cuz you get loaded in a matter of 2 or 3 minutes compared to 10 or 15. It's an entirely different experience.
If you get the good shit, extracts taste fucking incredible too. Try it if you can.
>>701206861
Hey, bro. Would you mind writing "DEUS VULT!" on a piece of paper? I want to photoshop a crusader's helmet on some of your pictures.
>>701207024
I have this little pipe, I don't think bongs are enough better than pipes to merit the extra size, cost, ease of breaking etc. That said, they're a lot of fun, especially with friends.
>>701207282
sorry buddy, got nothing to write with or on nearby.
And I think we're approaching last call here in the next 30 minutes.
FINISH YOUR DRINKS!!
>>701206591
yea i drink alot but whats your definition of a lot?
but shit dude i cant even trust myself with that shit. i have to have a basic phone just because its so strong and i dont even trust myself with driving. EVER.
im also guessing you drink heavily too?
>>701207137
>>701207141
Cheers boys, Kraken is my go-to backup
>>701207564
hitting the sack, tophat. swill some gatorade and pop a tylenol and lets do it again tomorrow
>>701207564
RIP the dream. Well, thanks, bro. Maybe next time.
>>701207700
Why the fuck are the pics uploading sideways
IT'S NOT THE ALCOHOL I SWEAR
>>701207816
>>701207556
I don't agree, anon. A proper bong is exponentially better than a small glass pipe. Once you get into multiple chambers and ice catchers, there isn't even an argument to be had. You aren't wrong about the upkeep factor tho. Gotta clean that shit every other smoke session if you don't want it to stink your house up.
>>701207700
Brave the depths! It's been most fun to share sips with ya!
>>701207704
I'll see what I can do, brother~
>>701207731
Show up later tonite, I'll do my best to find ya!
>>701207913
All my stoner friends have nice bongs that they let me use all the time, so I guess that's another factor for me.
>>701207951
DEUS VULT!
>>701207951
peace nickel, I made it through the whole thread with ya
>>701193358
Not drinking just up late 3:37am. Just had a baby an hr ago.
Any name suggestions?
nb4 night wolf or what ever the hell that name was.
Last call!
and as we draw this evening of booze and buddies to a close, I dedicate this one to my dad who showed me the majestic musical beauty when I was a little kid.
Be excellent to each other and party on!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beZqacmO1gc
goodnight guys.
>>701208152
adieu
>>701208087
boy or girl?
>>701208141
until next time bro
>>701208087
Harper or Thomas, Michelle or Susan~
And congratulations, brother!
>>701208152
G'nite, Trailer-san?
>>701208087
Congrats /b/ro
If it's a girl I think Cecelia (C.C) is a great name
>>701208141
Cheers bro, take it easy
>>701208410
Take care and stay strong! I'll catch ya next time
>>701208513
SALUDOS!
>>701208413
yeah man im out. ill be on tomorrow night though hopefully drunk haha
nite
crap! I meant to say we should ride out the thread until it maxes! I still got about a half-hour left.. which means more music and rambling!
>>701208369
Boy
>>701208764
lol
>>701208814
name him Kevin
>>701208413
Ol lady wants Andrew
Thanks bud.
i'm still drinking OP. give me a rockin' tune, and i'll hit you back with the same!
>>701208470
Thanks.
