Hey /b/ Trips decides what I do with this thing
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Hey /b/
Trips decides what I do with this thing
>>701180860
>chop down cherry tree
>run for president
Airsoft guns are stupid
put in trash
>>701181123
they totally are
>>701180860
is that a fiskars?
chop left big toe off with orange end
>>701180860
Chop some wood
Put up asshole
>>701181123
>>701181145
as an owner of one of those piece of shit axes; i like these posts
>>701180860
Chop dick off.
If you're a massive pussy atleast shave your carpet, you pussy.
>>701180860
Motorbike helmet
Charge at triffic yellin "FUS ROH DARR!!"
chop paper in half
>>701181300
Reroll
>>701180860
shave your anal hole
>>701181344
Winrar
shove it up your ass
>>701181471
Trips you fucking idiot
Return it to store
>>701181305
I like mine
Cut your fingers
break through a window in your house.
>>701181471
Dumbass. Its fucking trips
Chop down tree
>>701181555
Winrar
>>701180860
Stick it up ur pooper
>>701181555
Win
>>701181555
Winrar
>>701181555
ehm... the fuck... /b/
>>701181555
Fucking waste
>>701181555
Really?
>>701181555
Very nice win
Slot your writs u fag
>>701181750
Gets his money back for shit axe.
>>701180860
cut off genitals
>>701181579
That dude looks like he knows his way around a rock.
Tiger pelt/10, would caveman with.
>>701181555
well, shit
>>701181555
of all the things
>>701181555
Well that sucked. Dubs picks if I go through with this or wait for the next trips.
Cut at your back until spine is exposed
>>701180860
Okay. Cut off your right index finger.
Kill your television
Chuck that thing into the woods after smearing ketchup on the head.
>>701181937 wait next trips
>>701181937
Dont
>>701180860
Chop off one finger. Dont be a pussy ass bitch
>>701181888
Wasted
Trips guy here, i get off on inconveniencing others
smack your head and slash your Rits u nigger
>>701181579
are you a neanderthal
>>701182111
STOOOOP
>>701182111
Screen cap with suggestion
>>701181937
boring ass get and OP is still too much of afag to do it
>>701181888
>>701182111
You fucking failures, roll for finger
>>701180860
handle in the pooper you know the deal post pic with timestamp
>>701181937
go through with it
>>701181555
>>701182111
Waste of trips.
>>701182281
reroll
>>701180860
Handle in the pooper
Chop off an arm
>>701182281
ha roll again
>>701182387
Reroll
if you return say it doesn't work and the batteries died and have the most serious face while doing it
>>701182425
Bump
>>701182387
Rihannaroll
>>701182500
winrar
>>701182500
Win
>>701182500
thanks anon OP do this also ask for another one that works
ROLL
>>701182387
3rd reroll
>>701182500
Haha im the guy who got the first trips
>>701182597
a little late there buddy
>>701182387
Will I be a Winrar or a Winzip?
>>701182583
Yay. Do it fag
hack at neck until you have reached bone
>>701182626
Ooh congratulations
Actually though fuck you
>>701182626
Fuck you gay cunt. slit ur writs
>>701182583
Okay
I'll return it and say the batteries don't work with a straight face.
Next trips decides what I do before this
#CutForB
>>701182790
Sharp in poop
>>701182790
Kill yourself faggot.
Cut a finger but make sure you can sew it back together after because I care about you :)
>>701182643
SHOW ME TRIPS NIGGER? TALK SHIT AGAIN ILL BE IN YOUR MAINFRAME NIGG
>>701182934
rolling
>>701182941
Reroll
See how far you can shove it up your asshole without lube.
Claen it with ur mouth
GET TRIPS GET
>>701182941
Rerolla
>>701182941
I hope you get raped
drop onto penis
hit a random car in a parking lot with it as hard as you can on your way to the store
>>701183075
Reroll
Draw a penis on it with a sharpie
>>701183099
WINRAR!!!!!!1
>>701182643
thought so FAGGOTT 097i873625472637846
hit onto jugular
>>701183314
>trips faggot, not dubs
>>701182941
111 get
>>701183179
Hope is something we all need.
uknowimjoking
>>701183217
roll
>>701183339
soo close
Embed that shit into a fucking tree
>>701183314
Waddaya mean?
>>701183099
Holy shit i got the first trips and two dubs now :)
45.49.35.40
1917 E. 110TH St Los Angeles CA, 90059
[email protected]
333
run around in a mall then hit a vending machine as hard as possible
Take the neighbors dog and murder it.
>>701180860
Go to a playground a slaughter a bunch of children.
>>701182941
Changing to saw your hand off and take a pic
>>701183497
/b/ should we sign him up for every site possible?
>>701183575
Reroll
>>701183497
MODS!!!!
use it to wipe your ass after your next shit
>>701183614
Rolling once.
>>701180860
Kill a degenerate.
Bear grylls axe? Drink own piss.
>>701180860
Chop a negro
>>701183699
COWARD
>>701182255
winrar again.
>>701183776
So close
>>701183776
Reroll
Get crayons or some shit and drawaiting it to the best of your ability for 30 minutes
>>701183776
this
Roll
>>701180860
Play the game the forest. It's got the exact same axe in it.
break your computer
>>701181937
Trips delivers op. Dont be a faggot
go to the hood with hate note to BLM post not with ax on pole
Deepthroat the handle
>>701183776
3 times the charm for trips
>>701183497
You sir are a fool
>>701180860
delete this faggot ass thread
>>701180860
Tyler? Is that my axe?!?!
Will op deliver? The axe back to the store
>>701183626 Lets do it /b/
Take a picture of it and make a post on 4chan asking what to with it and obey any doubles
Burn it on a pyre. Stand on roof and scatter ashes into wind
Stick handle in ass and then try to chop wood with it. Maybe just stand up real fast.
>>701184230
Nice work faggot. Now people know ur ip.
Write a note promising yourself never to return the hatchet under any circumstance. Sign it
>>701184230
fake
try pinging it
>>701184230
Key op. Fucking moron.
Write your iP address on it with sharpie. Pics or it didn't happen
Use as a teddy bear tonight
>>You're fuuuuccckkked.
Return it sooner
>>701182626
kys
>>701184812
try pinging it with cmd
>>701183495
eat shit nigger
>>701184898
You are fucked, you mine craft playing faggot. Now everyone will know your ip.
>>701184999
Chekd
>>701180860
Throw it away and buy a real fuckin axe you faggot nigger.
>>701180860
Destroy all that things you can in a radius of 5 meters.
>>701184230
You are fucked, you mine craft playing faggot. Now everyone will know your ip. Fuck head.
Handle in pooper.
>>701185272
What does a real axe look like
break your television
>>701184999
Do it now
>>701185272
You are fucked, you mine craft playing faggot. Now everyone will know your ip. Fuck head. Fuck head.
>>701180860
Throw it in a lake, then buy a real axe.
>>701185233
nope faggot
only the middle was me
Babies
>>701180860
whip it into the wall
Put it in da pooper fam
>>701180860
wall chuck it
kill a dog
>>701181202
Yeah I got the same one, not half bad for the price. Can't sharpen them but they fly pretty gud
>>701186102
honor roll for him
>>701180860
Shove it up your ass and try to chop wood with it using only the motion of your hips.
>>701186112
faggot
>>701186112
boi
>>701186142
Axes, any axe, are like the easiest thing in the world to sharpen.
>>701184999
You fuck idiot. What a waste of trips. These are all awful. Next trips still decides but make it something not gay.
P.s. I have faith that you will not do anything wrong with my IP
>>701186187
DID YOU ASSUME HIS GENDER
wall throw too
chop off a toe
Chop your dick off
throw at a car
>>701186284
lol u did too
wall throw
>>701186426
yes
destroy your computer faggot
>>701186281
Delete this fucking thread you lying sack of shit.
>>701186540
roll
>>701186420
reroll
>>701186540
rolling
>>701186281
Engage in a transaction between you and the prior merchant to exchange the ax for the value equivalent to its worth
>>701186420
roll
>>701181937
wall throw
>>701186588
rollio
>>701186540
Trolling for this
>>701186588
WINRAR!
Cut a finger
>>701186540
rickity roll
>>701181937
throw it into a tree/wall as hard as you can
>>701180860
chop up something valuable
>>701186577
Fuck you.
>>701186758
roll
>>701186540
Roll
>>701181937
wait for next trip
>>701186758
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>>701181871
Fucking shit myself
>>701186266
No its made Out of some shit material and it's just piss. That's why everyone is hating on it
>>701186788
Winner'.
>>701186925
rallio
>>701186983
roll
Throw at a window
>>701186540
roll
>>701183575
reroll
Kill a family of niggers.
>>701181442
such a fucking waste
>>701186788
No, fuck YOU. FAGGOT, TAKE THAT AXE AND PLUNGE IT INTO YOUR FOOT BITCH.
>>701187110
Reroll
>>701181555
>>701182111
>>701184999
this might be the shitty estate thread in the history of /b/...
bash in your nearest neighbors frontdoor shouting "heeeere is johnny!"
Walk down a sidewalk screaming at the axe.
Cover it in blood
>>701187042
222 check em
>>701186540
rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
>>701187261
Reroll
>>701187261
Rolling
>>701187261
roll
>>701187339
555 check em
>>701186540
Roll
throw it to the garbage
>>701187261
Roll for blood
>>701186540
Rolll
get a friend to take it to the store with you
>>701186950
Maybe you suck at sharpening, but that's not the axes fault. The problem I have with this axe is that it's impossible to rehandle it. Of course it's sharpenable.
And i've had a fiskars axe. The metal is actually really good, for an axe. It's no HB, but it's by no means shit like you think.
>>701187015
>>701181727
WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE MOTHERFUCKING NEWFAGS POSTING IN THIS THREAD. DO THESE CANCEROUS LITTLE SHITS NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN FUCKING TRIPS AND FUCKING DUBS. IN ORDER TO WIN THIS THREAD YOU NEED TO HAVE TRIPS NOT DUBS. TRIPS IS TWO CONSECUTIVE NUMBERS THAT ARE THE SAM , DUBS IS ONLY TWO CONSECUTIVE NUMBERS THAT ARE THE SWME. /b/ USED TO BE THE HOME OF FUNNY JOKES AND HILARIOUS MEMES SUCH AS RICK ASTLEYS NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, PEPPER THE FROG, AND PEDOPHILE BEAR. YOU NEWFAG FUCKBOY KODS ARE RUINING //b. IF I EVER SEE YOU FAGGOTS IN REAL LIF I WILL SHOOT YOU OR KILL YOU WITH MY BEAR HANDS. YOU FAGGOTS SHOULD BE TERMINATED IMMEDIATELY. FUCK YOU !!!!!1
>>701187261
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>>701187996
OPs not gonna deliver. He probably stole it from his dad's tool shed.
>>701180860
Chop a cord of firewood
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Stop being a lying faggot and return it already
>>701182236
Make him kill someone
666 check em
destroy your computer faggot
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>>701188653
roll
>>701188784
Rolled ng
>>701188784
rollio
>>701188869
again
Try to break someone's front door with it, scream while you do it.
Insert axe handle into asshole and proceed to chop down nearest tree with said axe still in anus
Shoe on head. Forget the axe
>>701180860
t it through your front door.Stick your head through the hole and scream 'here's johnny!'
Photo of axe door with hole and timestamp please
Shove up your butt. Blade end first.
roll
reroll
>>701189009
222 check em
>>701190504
fucking failure
also reroll
>>701190646
roll
roll
>>701180860
I know it's been done at nauseam, but shove the sharp end so far up your asshole that it ends up behind your eyes
>>701180860
Chop some wood then make a fire
>>701190869
Reroll for 999 or 000
>>701190984
Damn
