You can't be a furry and not be excessive
Im not furry since I dont partake in sexual intercourse.
nobody who posts that get to say that with any weight
where'd you pull that idea from
All furries are sexual deviants and typically have between 5-800 partners.
you are a sexual deviant, you just don't get any
what, you mean my butt? She can't reach that high, she's been biting the living hell out of my ankles and my fuzzy polish slippers. I'll let you know when takes a bite out of my ass because she's clearly trying
Although rare, some exceptions may apply in the +800 range.
Yes, I fall into "Neckbeard" or "Fatlus" category.
Not a furry, furries get sex.
that sounds exactly like the kind of silly, vaguely uncomfortable dog abuse I would practice giddily.
I will get on it whenever she decides to annoy the fuck out of me next
i did it all the time with my dog.
she was a cocker spaniel mix so she had super long ears. didn't much care if you did anything with them, so she had many fashionable hair styles
these things overlap
also you're skinnier than me
so far the only pacific foreigner that got near it was a gay filipino dude that's a family friend
I didn't take my eyes off the chinky fuck
yeah her ears are not quite so long I don't know how effective it'll be
That doesnt matter, I am a fat guy on the internet because that what everyone says.
You have a weird way of constructing reality.
I'm pretty sure flips don't but better safe than sorry
about the same time the hacker that got leslie jones decides to target a much larger celebrity like myself
a concerned look isn't an answer, katia
I must find this man and pay him money then
You have competition.
now i officially have nobody after my nudes
no matter what your nudes are like I'd just imagine naked matsu and want to bleach my eyes
I didn't watch it, just saw the PEPE
I haven't had alcohol since YESTERDAY I'll have you know
recently I find myself going to bed early from lack of anything better to do
I don't think there's enough alcohol in the world for me to eat it
The fuck are these words
I'm worried that man was dragged out and shot.
I mean I've eaten bugs.
>women are worth less than men
they are right.
Can this woman die of a stroke already?
Can't say that I have
anyone who's right wing and doesn't support people like mitt romney, more or less
the way hillary clinton uses it, literal nazis and white supremacists (which is sometimes true also)
You're just not adventurous enough
everyone needs a hobby
okay that's what I thought
This pretty much, Hillary is a stupid woman, Trump is a stupid old man.
I heard you got triggered over trump supporters at work.
It wouldn't be necessary if conservatives in the US and most of western europe weren't the same thing as liberals but with slightly less gusto for spending your money.
No, he's not. As things to get worked up over go, it's one of the better ones. Let's not pretend you never get worked up over anything.
After about age 19 potential takes a nosedive off a cliff.
she doin the altright speech thing now?
>getting real worked up over politics is idiotic
8:01 PM - Fatass Cats Inc: why even are you being passive agressive anyway
8:02 PM - bury me with my gold: been dealing with a lot of republicans voting for trump at work lately
8:02 PM - bury me with my gold: very little patience for any more of that
8:02 PM - Fatass Cats Inc: where do you work?
8:02 PM - bury me with my gold: both you and julian disgust me.
8:02 PM - bury me with my gold: pizza place.
8:02 PM - bury me with my gold: bunch of horrid 50 year old men work there
8:02 PM - bury me with my gold: and listen to conservative talk radio daily.
8:02 PM - Fatass Cats Inc: oh weird
8:03 PM - bury me with my gold: and it's fucking repugnant.
yea i work with a load of far right red good-ol-boys that have been 24/7 listening to conservative talk radio since i started working there
luckily i have four coworkers just like me in these trying times
i am responding to you currently
most things people do after 5pm fall under that category
I like the contrast, at least
So are you a hypocrite, or...
so you have a load of sane people, I'll trade you for my place of work.
>most things people do after 5pm fall under that category
I get extremely angry over a lot of things, everyone here knows this and everyone here knows I'm a grumpy little old fuck trapped in a young boy's body, but I generally just don't care about politics that much.
I want a moog modular synthesizer
I wish I had more money and/or a better job
I left it open for other options.
get back to me when you try cheesy worm or fried grasshopper
then do not insult what others get upset about, especially when those things actually matter to civilization and society
grievances are not unreasonable just because you do not share them, they are reasonable or not on their own merits
fill in the blank, dude
eh, i'll pass
very cool. a vintage one or a contemporary one? i'd like to get me a tablet, they're generally pretty cheap.
apply for better jobs.
No, please, I insist.
There's not LITERAL BUGS in that though.
I also ate horse in italy but that wasn't that interesting.
I've got my eye on the mother 32 semi-modular on account of it's actually somewhat affordable
applying for jobs is hard for me and causes me a lot of stress and anxiety
You are a hypocrite, dom.
oh yeah katia I forgot to ask since I got caught up in my new job, but how's yours?
I just feel like it's pointless to get so angry over something no one can really change.
Am I the only one who actually likes mres????
You doing it yourself, obviously.
All emotion is pointless, you can't change anything because free will doesn't exist. Grievances are not invalidated by proximity to relevance.
You went nihilistic first. I'm arguing on your terms.
I've eaten escargot before. That probably the weird thing I've eaten
That's not adventurous, that's lewdness
Some mres taste good like chili mac. Most are terrible. Eating the cheese everyday for week made me unable to shit for a week
Yes I do. All humans are basically identical, same shit, different lies.
yeah I've had escargot twice. First time it was terrible but so was the restaurant generally, loved it the second time.
most of the anxiety is about the actual validity of those qualifications
I heard this was the smug thread so I'm legally obligated to be here.
I guess if I can convince them I'm really smart and not totally clueless and incompetent I'll be okay
actually it's a hug thread
it could make you feel no other way at this point in time, logically.
you come across as really smart. that is the ailment of the smart ones; immense shame, anxiety, etc.
I don't listen to hip hop.
It was sorta like buttery clams
One of my problems with mres is that whenever I pulled from the box I got chicken pesto 80% of the time. And no one wants to trade for chicken pesto
I'm bad at selling myself
it's just friendly
Wait I take that back, Hospin is pretty good.
Sooo- Gay, then?
you'd probably do pretty well to start a pet project.
V is better than IV but all of them are unequivocally inferior to 3s. i did really like his dudley in IV though, yea.
I absolutely agree that v is better than iv but as a spectator sport iv had much greater character diversity and given that I don't know shit about the game that was a major difference maker
that will change over time naturally
I wish a car would run me over
No, I'm not even sure how good ryu is. But he has a parry.
might still be on an archive somewhere
I don't suppose you have them saved
yeah, they made it his special skill. V something or other. Trigger?
this is the most american thing I've ever seen
Eisen thank you so much for sharing this abomination with me. I felt real dumb about temple's sexual assault (((training))) last semester and this made me realize how much worse I could have it.
will you forget how to not be a rapist by next year
I should go buy booze
Where are your sights, you mongoloid.
I have not gotten in trouble for this yet so I'm hoping I never do, but at temple's last sexual assault awareness campaign at the end of the online quizlet they asked for feedback on the program and I wrote that it had increased the likelihood I rape someone out of sheer spite for making me do it to begin with.
that picture was taken before my rear sight arrived and you also didn't complain about it when I posted it originally
Doms taste in porn is subpar. Though what can you expect from someone who gets sex.
they're probably not too worried because men cannot rape men
i'm giving you attention not out of spite, but due to a genuine concern for your wellbeing
that's a tasty-ass blueberry bagel OOO BOY
HERE IS THE CAVERNOUS STATE OF MY BUTTHOLE
NOT A RAPIST
not even remotely true
or at least nobody cares if it happens
>send a nude and be exempt from this test
Sounds awfully wordy to be anything but spite.
This is the first time im seeing it so this is the first time it being posted.
men are worthless fodder subhumans and have been since time immemorial. chivalry... be damned...
you try really, REALLY hard to interpret it as spite, and there's nothing i can do about that.
I would think the genuine article is deserving of the mild privilege of using his own images, if little else.
men are the best and worst of humanity. To be precise, men are the relevant part of humanity. Women are passive and irrelevant except for reproducing
I don't like drugs chap
It wasnt furry porn, I didnt even look at it.