Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Uh oh. How would you define stepping out of the circle of humanity?
It's great. I'm seeing a lot of nice people today.
You using your free time for fun and excitement? ~
Saving orphans and curing the blind?
<nycor> good, I think I figured out the fastest way to get banned
Just do what I do: Not give a fuck if she has been claim and post her anyway.
These aren't really old school waifu threads, we talk and BS and shit.
You are only letting yourself be un-included by not posting.
Don't worry, you wouldn't be a free member of society if you were in those guidelines~
Rape, Murder, anything that would significantly damage someones life all fall in those.
I have a few months of free time sweetheart~
So I'll be around for a little bit before I leave. and even after that I'll come back.
I could never leave you.
N no If I could I would~
Well you're being pretty social here so I'd say you'll be fine.
>Just don't steal any more panties
I believe in you though
I thought you were too cool to care, but it seems I have melted your icy heart
Probably somewhere you can build in peace
I heard other players are even worse than in dayZ there
>mfw I realized ceiling cat was a lie
But how free will it be? You won't have to pay for the meal at all? And even if you don't I expect you to bring a gift.
Is that worth the comfort of being alone?
There's absolutely nothing wrong with caring about nutrition, but it doesn't seem like you do when you're so excited about food.
You asked which one I was. I usually don't. But when people ask me I'll answer.
Golden eye loli slut boat butt lover.
Everything is a lie
especially with me
> hey im esdeath I like watching stuff on bestgore playing vidya for hours and hours and
watching women crush animals
im social here because it anon and 4chan is a little less hostile towards people like me irl people would think ima monster
Oh okay, good good. I don't believe I've done any of those. Any plans for the night?
I'm not doing too bad. I'm a little bit sore so I'm going to take some more tylenol and hope the pain eases a little.
>waking up or evening?
<nycor> its 10:05 pm here in ohio
Ooooohhhh yeeeeeaaaahhh! (in the voice of the kool aid man having the powreful ograsm)
>I edgeaculate with power and majesty just for you
>The rich and creamy seamin floods the room
>I escape through the ceiling hole
>The house is pragnated
Not necessarily! I think I'm just gonna watch a movie and fall asleep!
How about you?
I'd never dream of it~
and getting hektik skidz in the Audi R8 V10
Found lewds of your waifu that honestly made me laugh
Who knows maybe you'll find someone there with similar interests
I meant you tried to help me sleep, while I remember us disagreeing on plenty of things
I guess that makes sense
Kek well at least you know what not to do
Wait I'm kinda lost
Are you the homura from Finland or is this a new claimer?
>Or an old and I just never met you because it's super late
How was your day? ^^ Anything exciting happen?
Did you meet the other yuuko that has been hanging around?
How can I wake up? With a noose?
Do you want that safe word to be forgotten? Because I'd rather call you by that.
in what way?
i made some friends
And? Does water not flow under your bridge?
Do you hold on to stuff that is unimportant?
We really don't need it anymore. It was used to identification, but Ruri is pretty good at spotting me, and vice versa.
>posting lewds of someone's waifu
I may be an insufferable cunt some days but I don't explicitly post wiafu lewds. That's just low.
<nycor> no but I plan on asking this girl out sometime, and I found how how to get banned the fastest
Makes me feel like 40% Bond villain.
I was going to play some Hold 'Em, but of course I lose all my money playing just one hand. Fuck. I'll just watch some Mirai Nikki then go to bed.
<nycor> that or request r34 for 404 girl
>yotsuba guys, ik
Yes, but there is still the loli part
oh I have that one one of my favs wich ones made you laugh?
maybe im extremely starved for girls atm
yeah I always have to blend in just mesh with whoever im talking too lie and say how interested I am in the stuff they like
>doesn't seem like you do when you're so excited about food.
Thanks, Mr Eats-constantly.
here you go
Would they care? the waifu likes it.
it's a crossover with naruto so somebody has shit taste
Oh really? How though, I mean did you bribe them? I'm not sure how the game works but what do they get out of helping you?
I'm kidding dude, I'm s huge fag id probably forgive someone for killing my parents if they said I looked good or some shit
I just rarely talk to you because I can't tell tomokos apart
Well of course you don't have to
You can always be that dude who just has earbuds in and listens to music all the time
But seeing as you want to be social I'd say you actually kinda like it
How are you doing tonight? ~
Oh? She a cutie pie?
>don't get banned please ;w;
Wanna come bully me? ;)
Heya Tsuzu, how's your night going?
<nycor> would do anything for her and shes the shy type so yes shes cute
Yeah.. Was trying to just ignore that bit.
Some do, some don't. But we try to refrain from posting hentai and shit because if we wanted that we could just go to the catalog. Or >>>/h/ or >>>/d/ or >>>/gif/ or any of the other boards dedicated to porn.
There are only two of us.
I called him Yuuko #2 and he kept insisting he was the only one.
But he wasn't my yuuko.
Ooooh there were some animes that I wanted to watch and you reminded me of that!
This is absolutely disgusting
i was their bard before the wipe the other day
Good day smug
Think you know a guy.
Still no nanos since you. The one and only.
In that case I don't think it was ever needed, no matter how many Tomokos are there you stand out from them quite well.
But I still find it cute and a nice nickname.
As edgy as it is I've always been fond of the idea of going away with a heroin golden shot.
Personal names have their first letter capitalized, there's no Homu from Finland.
Eh, if I'm at home and have a metabolism high enough to be able to eat constantly without getting fat, I should make use of it.
After all there aren't many other things I won in the gene roulette.
It's not like I eat a lot of sweets and lately I accompany most of my meals with salad. Someone from here inspired me to eat healthier few months ago.
Good question, all I know is that I'm a little sleepy.
Come the fuck on, Japan. Try. At this rate you shouldn't even need censorship laws for this stuff.
>just put an opaque, white bar.
>YES IT WILL PASS THE CENSORSHIP LAWS
>and it fucking did
I'm sure we'll still use it.
oh gross also I do not approve of that pic and no moar plz
when I want to be social I usually want something all of my irl friends (If you could call them that) where born from me seeing a girl and trying to get closer too her literally everyone kek
I have esdeath to cool me down ill just think of her when I get needy
>this is not a horny im talking about female love
no no no nonope stahp
I agree 100%
2/10 No stomach bulge from over sized cock.
You're welcome. May I ask what those animes are?
Shy girls are great, but I'm a shy guy so neither of us would end up speaking to the other. Hopefully everything goes well for you!
>Is she an asian qt?
Did you just wake up? :(
Not too bad, but I won't last much longer today sadly.
How's it for you?
How are you gorgeous?
why is this even a thing she is very clearly a dominatrix and into being dom not this shit
Wait, no there is at least a third
Or am I taking to much painkillers?
You have classes in rust? Did I miss something?
Really? You're gonna call me out on that?
But there was, he even came into stream for a day
>I would say ask galil but he is gone right now as well
Kek well at least you know what they mean to you, do they know this as well?
Tbh if you can achieve this you're not as anti social as you make us think
How are you?
I figured, you actually stayed up really late last time we actually talked
It's a bit boring, actually. Just passing time 'til I get tired enough to go to bed
It's what you get for you're waifu being exactly that, a Dom. Bondage and Dominance go hand in hand.
As far as I know, there is myself, and S-mug.
Hows it going smugz?
I held a Lee Enfield mk4, it was gud shit.
Post lewds, though.
I see. I'm quite available on Telegram most of the time.
Yeah, that part too.
Eh? What am i, a prostitute?
Fine, watching some Mirai Nikki. You?
oh god just stop
well they dont know they think im genuinely friends with them I love it I feel like a puppeteer using my puppets to get what i want
thats true im sure you and thread will be hearing about my adventures
but she is the dom I she would be the one tieing people up and torturing them not the other way around
just stop this shit should not exist
Not like its wrong
>What am i, a prostitute?
>Smallest of waifus
Alright, I should talk to you more often.
I'm just listening to some music, until boredom takes me to bed
What a lovely person <3
Reminder that ERP belongs in >>>/trash/
Too bad. People will always take artistic liberties when it comes to hentai.
they took me prisoner and gave me a guitar i became their bard
The one and only.
Good to hear. I'm sure it's nice there.
And I'm sure you already know if it is or not.
Totally man. Totally.
Fuck this cunt, I brought in an entire field of melons 2 days before the end of the season. I made this bitch more money then her bum of a mother could ever hope provide for her. And this bitch, this bitch right here had the GOD DAMN AUDASITY to walk up to me and say "I went out to water some crops, but there were none. Are you even doing work out there?" Fuck her, keep your trash wifu
A-amatsukaze.. people are watching.
>please go on
Yeah. What's your point?
Hi! Good to see you're still here. You have cute pictures.
Oh I see
Well then you two aren't to hard to tell apart.
What you up to man?
Honestly, this is some next level social stuff. Are you sure you're not actually enjoying it because you're being social?
Wait... That's not how friends work
>Although it does seem like you had fun
Yeah it's good to know you have people to talk to when you'll get home
Just gonna ask you to keep ERP where it belongs.
Debating on whether or not to play some Warframe. Currently just watching SC2 streams.
I'm always here. Glad to see you're still here too. I do have cute pictures. How are you today?
Ohhhh classic scenario. How old are you guys?
Is it possible that Sachi is going to sleep?
In game or irl? Pretty good. Playing bf2. You?
>smallest of ship (currently)
Got to sleep. Isnt it late?
Well i mean... That one's a pretty tempting offer.
No no no. Please don't add that to the list...
Hi. Its been a while. Again.
It was once and it was multiple people. I don't do that stuff in thread.
I'm doing alright thanks. You?
I wasn't one of the people who posted a huge paragraph about leaving or anything. Just never had the time to visit. But yeah, I basically did I suppose.
Not sure if that was for me but yeah, I can't sleep though.
Im adding it and you cant stop me.
Im also going to sleep and you cant stop me.
having a cold fucking sucks.
What are you, a spider loli slut boat prostitute?
I'm fine, just watching some Mirai Nikki.
Don't act like you didn't promote it.
You were basically the face of waifu ERP
traditional friends are boring anyways
Playin Siege, and I held one IRL
>Mmmm felt good to hold that baby.
>That wood so good.
I dunno why homie but you sound a bit mundane
It does. Holding up at least?
Dammit peach demon!
People aren't watching, they're busy having a conversation~
>I won't go 2lewd, not here
>Also the best ship
oh hello thier
people who like pics like that disgust me they need to die
I said stop
really huh guess im a normalfag then. I hate everyone one of my puppets though but they are usefull maybe ill skip on using them this year it can be exhausting
this is true especially people like you
How lewd sounding! Was she a big girl?
You're too cute you know?
S-STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE!
I just don't want it to happen again.
Sounds good! Glad you're doing okay.
I'm just listening to vocaloid since I'm having a sleepless night.
That was a long time ago. I've since retired that.
Hmm, probably the tiredness. Sorry about that, I try to keep upbeat for you guys.
digging my grave right now,
it's a cold, not fucking liver failure. of course I'm fine.
not right now
to busy erping with my bb tomokokokoko
89 cent lewd megumeme
don't worry tomokokoko with you around it will