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My job is dancing nude in cam. I am online now
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>>701144311
unsure if Quebec or France.
Assuming Quebec
>>701144567
Nice
I'm a manager at an inner city pool, located next to housing projects. Been here for 5 years. Ask me whatever, or don't
>>701144787
I like her, looks really cute
I work in an upscale steakhouse in the midwest and I've repeatedly used produce with insects in it at the direction of my chef. we charge $20 for a salad with ladybugs in it.
>be me
>working at country club
>probably like 17
>this was years ago
>every kid there gets drunk at work
>it wasnt really a popular country club and they let minors serve alcohol since it was a private club
>managers dont even care
>absolute fuckery all the time
>one day a health inspector comes
>manager isnt even there
>everyone points to me and says im the manager
>i was trashed and played along with it
"Anon are you drunk"
>no sir my name is anon
>he looks at me weird after i say no
>we start walking down a bunch of stairs and i trip and fall
>wake up in hospital
>>701144687
>24.99$ OP est quebecois
>>701144973
how much grape soda do they try to use to bribe you to get in?
>>701144973
Do the employees hang out together outside of work?
>>701144973
And creep shots?
>>701145198
Did she laugh her ass off?
>>701145526
Haha none, if you had to pay to get into the pool we'd maybe get 5 people to come in all day. Free to the public, so most days are a shitshow
>>701145569
Nope, unfortunately. 90% of the girls are gross overweight girls
>>701145922
>>701145964
>>701146010
>>701145662
>>701145604
>>701145358
>>701145273
>>701145198
i know exactly where this is
>>701145922
She catch you in those 3? story pls
>>701146104
Tell us then!
>>701145922
>>701145964
>>701146010
so she knows you?
>>701144687
I see Lays on one of the shelves, guessing Quebec.
>>701145358
>>701145604
>>701145769
>>701145860
>>701145922
Mating signals
>>701144973
How often do you have to burn the oil slick off the top of the wave pool?
What do negroid hairs do to pool filters?
Has a swimming pool ever been stolen?
Do you have any sense of smell left whatsoever, and if so, how do you feel about cocoa butter?
>>701146328
Fukken hot
>>701144687
>timbits
>france
use you're brain moran
>>701146507
didnt notice the timbits at first.
>>701146248
have at her
https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/tre-amici-pizza-elk-grove-village?select=eEuX5ItT5I8eoO8ueuSfqg
>>701146745
Anon just got fucked
>>701146424
Not a water park so no wave pool, way too fancy for a free pool.
Cleaning hair is miserable, but doesn't do as much damage as shopping bags that end up in to pool
No
Yes, fuck coco butter, but they don't even really use it, they just beg the lifeguards for "lotion" aka sunscreen, thinking it'll help their skin, dumbasses
>>701146745
The place has good reviews! She seems like a sweetheart
>The cashier told me right away, told me about how long it would be, offered a larger size at no additional cost and offered a drink while I waited.
>>701146992
Ever sniff panties
>>701146745
holy shit I've been there
I live 10 minutes from there
on my way
>>701146721
>Wearing naughty socks to work
She wants it from someone there.
>>701147133
Nope, not my jam
>>701147259
Post live pics plz when you get there
>>701147277
Or it's Christmas time
anyone have any stories of being on drugs while at work, I just wanna hear even if they're shitty
>>701147444
checked
>>701145311
10/10 you did gud
>>701147513
My first year two guys got fired for pills. One was constantly smoking them off of tinfoil in the bathroom, the other was trying to buy them, and dropped them as his dealer passed them through the front gate, both got fired
Prepare the phone lines for destruction.
Grocery store workers unite!
>>701147327
Wonder what the hustle was...
Please i need source :)
Bump
>>701148102
Start a thread then motherfucker.
Jesus
>>701147795
What's the first 3 numbers?
A little getting caught shot, was doing an up short shot of her, she did not approve
>>701148314
google it you tremendous casserole
>>701148350
She loved it, she looks freaky
>>701148314
google it you quantum of ballsack
Volunteering
>>701148764
>>701148109
cortez's and walmart tell you all you need to know
>>701148350
I would've ran off far as fast I could without stopping, I'd change my name, grow a beard, paint myself black , and live in the darkest swamp possible for eternity.
>>701149037
Butterface
>>701149069
That's what this unlucky creeper had to do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv9tQ7cfzQs
>>701149201
Damn those are nice legs
>>701148892
>>701149201
I'm loving these. Any more?
>>701149069
But I never hang around after they get creeper out by my presence. I carry on casually
Optometrist's Office
>>701149526
>>701148350
Just the face shot. I didn't get too many of her, I ran into the store and kneeled by her as she bent over....it wasn't my most graceful creeps.
I normally let them get close to me. But I was in the girls section so had to bail. I have old school cell phone kiosk stalking.
Bitches love cell phone cases.
>>701149250
>master race
>>701146183
Yeah. Story, anon.
>be me
>Janitor at high school
>Worked 3hrs after school everyday
>Always finished in 1hr
>Got bored
>Random bonor appears
>[email protected]
>Decide to wank
>Hide in vice principals supply closet
>Beatmeat.webm
>Accidentally spray all over spare notebooks
>Grabs bottle of glue and sprays it everywhere
>Told boss I knocked over a glue bottle by accident
>Got away with it, no one found out
>>701149970
hnnng so slutty
>>701145604
Fuckin unsanitary cunt
>>701147133
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>701145311
nice job for ruining it for everyone, you two beer queer
OC
>>701147488
Or both
>>701150230
>Not jerking it in the restroom like a civilized human being.
>>701150170
more
>>701150230
The perfect cover up.
More custodian stories?
>>701150651
She is very cute.
>>701150342
Yes sir same place
>>701148314
Phone number (847) 985-0910
>>701150651
I recognize this Cvs you fucker. Move outta Mahopac, place sucks
>>701149970
I think recognize this set.
>>701150783
>Toilets were being cleaned by colleagues at the time
>>701150940
I found out but thanks anyways, I asked for a doodookakaweewee pizza and they took abut 30 seconds to hang up
You wouldn't believe how nice her ass is, I had to stand in line with nothing in my hand at forever 21 to get the shot
>>701144311
Hey OP! I am also from the corrupt, poor, uneducated, barely developing thirdworld country known as quebec. How are you? Are you an english hating highschool dropout farmer like the other 90% of quebec residents?
>>701150906
Damn these pics are hot
>>701149970
daaaamn
>>701150962
I had lost these pictures when my comp crashed. I had to resub to a candid site to get into account a get a few good ones back
>>701150887
Not really,
Once fucked a colleague on the teachers desk but nothing else interesting happened
>>701151133
Is this you love you lose??
I just lost to your pic.
>>701150230
You hid in a closet to jerk off?
This is why youre a janitor.
>>701151382
Oh well here is her ass, I hope it doesn't ruin it
>>701151381
A female janitor?
>>701151613
The classrooms were too out in the open with huge clear windows, couldn't risk it
>>701151699
dude you're in god mode. keep it up.
More forever 21 whores
>>701151753
Naw, it was this little mexican guy named Carlos. We were bored, its just boys being boys.
>>701151753
Yeah, Solid 5/10 unfortunately
>>701150651
holy shit, any more of her?
>>701151699
>>701151825
You're my hero, anon.
>>701145964
Time to sit on your average ass ...time to clean
>>701152007
>>701146348
because you don't get Lays in France ....
stupid cunt
>>701151912
Nope
>>701144311
Got two cases pending on a company with a 1.5b revenue
When to court for one already
>>701152007
No way, you're the OP of this set too?
You're truly the master
That counter on photos ...I had over a 1000 that day. It was crazy. Alot of duplicates but still . Never had a day like that again
>>701152251
Liking this girl
>>701152362
Aye it was all in the same mall...and if it's titled mday it was the same day.
at school. this girl was smokin hot. couldnt get a good face pic though
>>701152675
Mday was a good day.
>>701152362
But I don't recall posting that recently. Have you had it for a long time now?
>>701144567
This is weak. Opportunity wasted
>>701152889
Yeah, it's one of the older pics I saved
>>701150783
Because they were only 2/3 as clean as they could have been because fucking lazy ass spank it at work janitor only worked for 1 hour even though he was paid for 3 loser
>>701153103
dump what you got. use mega if you have to.
>>701153219
Excuse me!
The correct term is Sr. Custodial Technician
But since I have your attention do you have my other favorite. This one made me want to go back hunting. It's even getting some repost on here in creep threads
>>701153411
Awesommmeee!
>>701152173
I said I'm guessing, you angry bitch! kek
>>701153103
Your awesome because even I don't have those anymore since the comp died. I'm having to resale my shit from some one else. Thanks for the save
>>701153411
her daughter should be wear a skirt that size.
>>701153411
I prefer my edited version though that crops out the old lady in the background
>>701146507
Are you fucking retarded that's Quebec
>>701149250
What did she mean by this?
>>701153641
I'll share all i have for you
>>701153574
Ha, qsomebody edited it to make it more compact
Hell you have all my best stuff. I will share things I have saved from someone else now.
This is not mine
>>701153731
You just took out the whole point of the picture with a shitty edit
>>701153811
must be bait....must be
>>701145556
Holy sheet those are noice!
>>701154005
That's all 6 of them
>>701144311
>be me
>3 years ago
>work in a butcher shop/deli
>business is a bit slow
>gf came in to visit, pick up something to cook for dinner
>fucking hipster came in
>pic semi-related
>starts talking to my gf as she's leaving
>asking if she's heard of some band
>immediately follows up with "you probably haven't heard of them"
>flaunting his own band as if he's a fan of himself
>turns out he's the drummer
>lifeless snare
>shittiest ride technique I've ever heard
>she keeps looking over to me like wtf
>I'm kekkin
>walk over to her, start using sign language
>"want me to kick him out, luv?"
>"that band sucked".
>hipster chimes in "oh god, I'm so, so, soooo sorry. I had no clue she-
>"she can hear just fine. She said your band sucks."
>hipster gets upset
>"you just don't have the background in theory or the open mind necessary to like it."
>gf abruptly snickers
>he turns bright red, leaves
>>701154005
Oh shit yeah, they were some little hot pieces of ass...getting ice cream in whore shorts.
>>701153927
Reminds me of this set
>>701154252
>>701154413
>>701154105
Thanks man.
>>701154484
>be a barber
>salon serving mostly men.. obvious reasons
>we get very few women, usually just lesbians who want short cuts
>woman walks in, blond long hair, holding her kids hand
>fuckingchrist.jpg
>of all the people she requests to have me
>"M'am I'm sorry but you'll have to make an appointment. I'm completely booked up today"
>"I thought this was a walk in salon. Aren't hair salons supposed to be walk ins!?"
>Her yelling an complaining persists about how inconvenienced she is. complaining about prices, how hard it was to find this place, how she has to do this even tho she's busy, etc Her kid starts crying.
>The crying makes her yell louder
>I politely tell her to come back one she's calmed down and we'll set her appointment
>my patience is going to get me killed one day
>She picks up a cup of pens off the desk and nails me right in the face and walks out
>not even the worst I've dealt with tbh...
>>701154252
School supplies is an evil time , little shorts and teens
>>701154523
Sure, love sluts in flipflops
>>701154684
Yep
>>701154163
worst story I ever heard but thanks for contributing in the "job-stories" thread
Hopefully you dont keep cups full of scissors.
>>701145556
I work in customer service and if a lady comes in looking like that I will stare at her tits while I'm serving her and make sure she notices.it happens fairly often, no regrets.
MODERATORS PLS HELP
>>701151699
You were lying. That ass is a home run
>>701155200
yes this is moderator. how can i help
>went into work today around 8:30
>got home around 6:30
>pretty decent day
>got a lot done
>glad it's almost Friday
>thnx for listening guys
>>701155337
sorry false alarm, carry on sir
>at work right now
>fucking night shift for all the week
>have some things to do but too lazy to start
>>701154942
I've had my own straight razor pointed at me nothing scares me anymore
>>701155847
We got a hard ass here...
>>701151825
Is anyone who shops there not a little slut?
>>701155509
>open the door get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur
>>701144311
>Work at Old Navy
>lost prevention guy's a paki
>white guy stole something
>LP guy ran after whitey
>mall security ran after paki
>they thought paki stole from the store
>whitey got away
MFW
>tfw you see a 33 tonne metal tube miss your face by 2 inch.
>>701149250
>get off my camera goober
fuck I forgot this classic
>Old Navy again
>started charging 5 cents a bag
>nigger lined up to get a refund for her plastic bags
>guy behind her got triggered
>HERE'S 10 CENTS! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE LINE!
>>701155847
Look out we got a badass here
>>701155847
Look out we got a badass over here
i don't werk im a nigger
not sorry
>>701155847
other than girls, but whatevs
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>>701157041
E D G Y
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>>701156222
My boss is pretty fucking crazy, he's a black bastard and since I'm white he always calls me a school shooter. He's also pretty cool though, we go to KFC together every few days and he even pays.
>>701157440
those motherfuckers at kfc still putting a fucking piece of bread in the $5 fill up?
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>>701157630
I really don't fucking know, I'm more concentrated that my boss is constantly wielding a machete and saying "C'mon white boy, show me what you're made of!".
>>701144693
Moar?
>>701151917
moremoremore
>>701144311
I work at gamestop
How fucked am i?
>>701145296
That's extra protein, you should be charging for it.
>>701158382
poast a story fag
>>701158736
alpha
Well I might as well share a story.
>Work as CSR for Verizon Wireless
>Get a call
>Some Israeli asshole called in wanting to know every single area code and cities in those area codes and whether or not it would be long distance
>Told him that every area code outside of his area code is going to be long distance
>He was NOT having it, and demanded I tell him all that he wanted
>First of all, I'm a general customer service rep, I didn't even have to take the call because this was about pre-paid, but because he called in two previous times, I took it to get that sweet sweet FCR (First call resolution).
>NOW! Every call has to be under 8 fucking minutes, impossible right? Don't worry, I got 90 bucks compensation from a lawsuit after getting fired from the job due to being slow (even though the service I provided was A++ every time)
>Anyway
>So I'm telling him everything he wants to know, but no! The fucker is taking his sweet ass time writing everything down
>Guess how many area codes there are in California? Too many. Guess how many CITIES there are in those area codes? More than the fucking area codes
>This call took 2 fucking hours to finish
>Finally get it down
>Alright sir, have I given you all the information that you need?
>"Yeah yeah you did, thanks a lot kid"
>Well thank you for calling veri-
>Fucker hangs up on me
>Signed off for lunch which by the way was 10 minutes away from before that asshole called
>Didn't even eat, too pissed off, smoked like half a pack of cigarettes in an hour
That job had some ups and downs, but at least I got to date a girl working there.
>>701147327
had a girl like her at a demonstration in aston university birmingham uk she was so fit
>>701144311
>Job
>>701144412
>>701144311
>>701144567
You fucking work at Subway. Fuck you up your stupid not knowing how to make a fucking sandwich ass. It doesn't take a fucking genius to look at what's on the fucking menu item I ordered and think, "That's what's supposed to be on this sandwich, let's do this!"
But not you buttfuck nugget retards. "NO, OH NO, HOW DO I MAKE A SANDWICH?? I BETTER ASK THE CUSTOMER HOW TO MAKE ONE!"
FUCK.
YOU.
>work as a lifeguard
>every tuesday a group home brings kids with severe autism in
>no biggie
>everything cool for awhile
>started to get to know them and shit
One tuesday:
>see im working with person i hate
>we'll call her Dr. Phil
>Dr. Phil is about as dumb a coworker can fucking be
>opening time
>autistic kids come rolling in
>quite literally rolling
>one rolled into the pool
>had to sit him out
Cont.?
>>701154163
its okay bud, i enjoyed your story
>>701160569
I still don't know why so many FAGGOTS love to write neverending "cont?cont?cont?" fake stories on their shitty iphones here.
Some advice for you:
> be brief: no more than two dozen lines
> be coherent: no shitloads of useless details
> be interesting: no unreasonable claims, no ramblings, no fagspeech
> don't beg for feedback
> separate important paragraphs with a blank line
> proofread before sending: loudly say "I don't give a shit" every line
> proofread before sending: loudly say "cool story bro" every line
> proofread before sending; don't awake grammarnazis
> always add a "pic related", bonus points for OC
> final check: does your story comply with the 5W rule? "who, where, when, what, why?"
>>701160911
>buddy
>i dont fucking care
>>701160911
You got entirely too butthurt over this kid. You took the bait anon...sad really
>>701144311
>commercial sandblaster and painter
>get sent to work at some fuckin acreage with nothing within an hour for a hotel
>I get sent to work there and paint every room, outside, barn and sand blast and paint the hoppers and silos
>a few months of work easily
>fuckin mad cash
>owners some hipster girl that wants to be a farmer
>inherited some decent money and property from grandpa
>she helps me everyday
>teach her how to paint and everything as we go
>actually seems pretty cool
>lets me sleep in the guest bedroom
>brings me drinks and food throughout the day everyday at breaks and lunch
>feels like I have a wife that loves me
>she legit just pays me to go fishing with her and hang out some fridays
>a month in im sleeping in her bed with her with all the obvious goodies that come with it
>cant tell anyone or im absolutely fucked and i will be taken off the job
>tell my bosses im just camping in a trailer i hauled up
>2 months in she tells me she loves me
>my times almost up and im almost done my work
>cant stall any longer or else my bosses will get pissed and not let me on the road anymore
>jobs finished on schedule and I have to leave back for the city
>tell her i'll come visit soon
>been 2 months and I still havent gone back
>she just lives too far away and I have a good job
>Id love to be a farmer but I know nothing about any of it
>too spooked to uproot my life and just leave everyone and everything behind that i;ve learned to try to be a farmer with a woman i;ve only known for a few months
>think about her everyday
>skype her as often as I can and she is super excited everytime
The fuck should I do. It sounds like an easy decision but I have worked years to get where I am and the pay is incredible and i have a good setup, i'm about to buy a home.
>>701162797
talk to her about moving in with you?
>>701162963
Not an option. She essentially uprooted her life for the farm and the dream to become a farmer. theres no way she is going to leave that behind, not with how much money she has sunk into it.
>>701163121
talk to your manager or boss about creating a second location near where she is? no idea how your work force works or anything but maybe you suggest expanding the company?
>>701147249
"I don't want to be treated as an object".
>>701160911
cool storie bro
>>701162797
Follow your head, not your dick. Unless she's ungodly rich.
>>701162797
Don't make the house commitment right now - rent for another two years. I assume you travel a lot, so you don't need to buy a house in a seller's market. Shit is gonna crash hard again soon, so pocket your $ while you rent, and rent a place an hour away from her in the nearest town and spend weekends together for a while. If it works out with her, then maybe you'll want to move in with her or maybe she'll realize farming isn't for her. Either way, renting for a bit keeps your options open.
>>701144311
sup donut
