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>working at country club
>probably like 17
>this was years ago
>every kid there gets drunk at work
>it wasnt really a popular country club and they let minors serve alcohol since it was a private club
>managers dont even care
>absolute fuckery all the time
>one day a health inspector comes
>manager isnt even there
>everyone points to me and says im the manager
>i was trashed and played along with it
"Anon are you drunk"
>no sir my name is anon
>he looks at me weird after i say no
>we start walking down a bunch of stairs and i trip and fall
>wake up in hospital
Do the employees hang out together outside of work?
How often do you have to burn the oil slick off the top of the wave pool?
What do negroid hairs do to pool filters?
Has a swimming pool ever been stolen?
Do you have any sense of smell left whatsoever, and if so, how do you feel about cocoa butter?
Not a water park so no wave pool, way too fancy for a free pool.
Cleaning hair is miserable, but doesn't do as much damage as shopping bags that end up in to pool
Yes, fuck coco butter, but they don't even really use it, they just beg the lifeguards for "lotion" aka sunscreen, thinking it'll help their skin, dumbasses
The place has good reviews! She seems like a sweetheart
>The cashier told me right away, told me about how long it would be, offered a larger size at no additional cost and offered a drink while I waited.
My first year two guys got fired for pills. One was constantly smoking them off of tinfoil in the bathroom, the other was trying to buy them, and dropped them as his dealer passed them through the front gate, both got fired
A little getting caught shot, was doing an up short shot of her, she did not approve
Just the face shot. I didn't get too many of her, I ran into the store and kneeled by her as she bent over....it wasn't my most graceful creeps.
I normally let them get close to me. But I was in the girls section so had to bail. I have old school cell phone kiosk stalking.
Bitches love cell phone cases.
>Janitor at high school
>Worked 3hrs after school everyday
>Always finished in 1hr
>Random bonor appears
>Decide to wank
>Hide in vice principals supply closet
>Accidentally spray all over spare notebooks
>Grabs bottle of glue and sprays it everywhere
>Told boss I knocked over a glue bottle by accident
>Got away with it, no one found out
The perfect cover up.
More custodian stories?
She is very cute.
Yes sir same place
You wouldn't believe how nice her ass is, I had to stand in line with nothing in my hand at forever 21 to get the shot
Hey OP! I am also from the corrupt, poor, uneducated, barely developing thirdworld country known as quebec. How are you? Are you an english hating highschool dropout farmer like the other 90% of quebec residents?
I had lost these pictures when my comp crashed. I had to resub to a candid site to get into account a get a few good ones back
Oh well here is her ass, I hope it doesn't ruin it
You're my hero, anon.
No way, you're the OP of this set too?
You're truly the master
That counter on photos ...I had over a 1000 that day. It was crazy. Alot of duplicates but still . Never had a day like that again
Aye it was all in the same mall...and if it's titled mday it was the same day.
at school. this girl was smokin hot. couldnt get a good face pic though
But since I have your attention do you have my other favorite. This one made me want to go back hunting. It's even getting some repost on here in creep threads
Your awesome because even I don't have those anymore since the comp died. I'm having to resale my shit from some one else. Thanks for the save
I prefer my edited version though that crops out the old lady in the background
Ha, qsomebody edited it to make it more compact
Hell you have all my best stuff. I will share things I have saved from someone else now.
This is not mine
>3 years ago
>work in a butcher shop/deli
>business is a bit slow
>gf came in to visit, pick up something to cook for dinner
>fucking hipster came in
>starts talking to my gf as she's leaving
>asking if she's heard of some band
>immediately follows up with "you probably haven't heard of them"
>flaunting his own band as if he's a fan of himself
>turns out he's the drummer
>shittiest ride technique I've ever heard
>she keeps looking over to me like wtf
>walk over to her, start using sign language
>"want me to kick him out, luv?"
>"that band sucked".
>hipster chimes in "oh god, I'm so, so, soooo sorry. I had no clue she-
>"she can hear just fine. She said your band sucks."
>hipster gets upset
>"you just don't have the background in theory or the open mind necessary to like it."
>gf abruptly snickers
>he turns bright red, leaves
>be a barber
>salon serving mostly men.. obvious reasons
>we get very few women, usually just lesbians who want short cuts
>woman walks in, blond long hair, holding her kids hand
>of all the people she requests to have me
>"M'am I'm sorry but you'll have to make an appointment. I'm completely booked up today"
>"I thought this was a walk in salon. Aren't hair salons supposed to be walk ins!?"
>Her yelling an complaining persists about how inconvenienced she is. complaining about prices, how hard it was to find this place, how she has to do this even tho she's busy, etc Her kid starts crying.
>The crying makes her yell louder
>I politely tell her to come back one she's calmed down and we'll set her appointment
>my patience is going to get me killed one day
>She picks up a cup of pens off the desk and nails me right in the face and walks out
>not even the worst I've dealt with tbh...
School supplies is an evil time , little shorts and teens
worst story I ever heard but thanks for contributing in the "job-stories" thread
I work in customer service and if a lady comes in looking like that I will stare at her tits while I'm serving her and make sure she notices.it happens fairly often, no regrets.
>Work at Old Navy
>lost prevention guy's a paki
>white guy stole something
>LP guy ran after whitey
>mall security ran after paki
>they thought paki stole from the store
>whitey got away
>tfw you see a 33 tonne metal tube miss your face by 2 inch.
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My boss is pretty fucking crazy, he's a black bastard and since I'm white he always calls me a school shooter. He's also pretty cool though, we go to KFC together every few days and he even pays.
Well I might as well share a story.
>Work as CSR for Verizon Wireless
>Get a call
>Some Israeli asshole called in wanting to know every single area code and cities in those area codes and whether or not it would be long distance
>Told him that every area code outside of his area code is going to be long distance
>He was NOT having it, and demanded I tell him all that he wanted
>First of all, I'm a general customer service rep, I didn't even have to take the call because this was about pre-paid, but because he called in two previous times, I took it to get that sweet sweet FCR (First call resolution).
>NOW! Every call has to be under 8 fucking minutes, impossible right? Don't worry, I got 90 bucks compensation from a lawsuit after getting fired from the job due to being slow (even though the service I provided was A++ every time)
>So I'm telling him everything he wants to know, but no! The fucker is taking his sweet ass time writing everything down
>Guess how many area codes there are in California? Too many. Guess how many CITIES there are in those area codes? More than the fucking area codes
>This call took 2 fucking hours to finish
>Finally get it down
>Alright sir, have I given you all the information that you need?
>"Yeah yeah you did, thanks a lot kid"
>Well thank you for calling veri-
>Fucker hangs up on me
>Signed off for lunch which by the way was 10 minutes away from before that asshole called
>Didn't even eat, too pissed off, smoked like half a pack of cigarettes in an hour
That job had some ups and downs, but at least I got to date a girl working there.
You fucking work at Subway. Fuck you up your stupid not knowing how to make a fucking sandwich ass. It doesn't take a fucking genius to look at what's on the fucking menu item I ordered and think, "That's what's supposed to be on this sandwich, let's do this!"
But not you buttfuck nugget retards. "NO, OH NO, HOW DO I MAKE A SANDWICH?? I BETTER ASK THE CUSTOMER HOW TO MAKE ONE!"
>work as a lifeguard
>every tuesday a group home brings kids with severe autism in
>everything cool for awhile
>started to get to know them and shit
>see im working with person i hate
>we'll call her Dr. Phil
>Dr. Phil is about as dumb a coworker can fucking be
>autistic kids come rolling in
>quite literally rolling
>one rolled into the pool
>had to sit him out
I still don't know why so many FAGGOTS love to write neverending "cont?cont?cont?" fake stories on their shitty iphones here.
Some advice for you:
> be brief: no more than two dozen lines
> be coherent: no shitloads of useless details
> be interesting: no unreasonable claims, no ramblings, no fagspeech
> don't beg for feedback
> separate important paragraphs with a blank line
> proofread before sending: loudly say "I don't give a shit" every line
> proofread before sending: loudly say "cool story bro" every line
> proofread before sending; don't awake grammarnazis
> always add a "pic related", bonus points for OC
> final check: does your story comply with the 5W rule? "who, where, when, what, why?"
>commercial sandblaster and painter
>get sent to work at some fuckin acreage with nothing within an hour for a hotel
>I get sent to work there and paint every room, outside, barn and sand blast and paint the hoppers and silos
>a few months of work easily
>fuckin mad cash
>owners some hipster girl that wants to be a farmer
>inherited some decent money and property from grandpa
>she helps me everyday
>teach her how to paint and everything as we go
>actually seems pretty cool
>lets me sleep in the guest bedroom
>brings me drinks and food throughout the day everyday at breaks and lunch
>feels like I have a wife that loves me
>she legit just pays me to go fishing with her and hang out some fridays
>a month in im sleeping in her bed with her with all the obvious goodies that come with it
>cant tell anyone or im absolutely fucked and i will be taken off the job
>tell my bosses im just camping in a trailer i hauled up
>2 months in she tells me she loves me
>my times almost up and im almost done my work
>cant stall any longer or else my bosses will get pissed and not let me on the road anymore
>jobs finished on schedule and I have to leave back for the city
>tell her i'll come visit soon
>been 2 months and I still havent gone back
>she just lives too far away and I have a good job
>Id love to be a farmer but I know nothing about any of it
>too spooked to uproot my life and just leave everyone and everything behind that i;ve learned to try to be a farmer with a woman i;ve only known for a few months
>think about her everyday
>skype her as often as I can and she is super excited everytime
The fuck should I do. It sounds like an easy decision but I have worked years to get where I am and the pay is incredible and i have a good setup, i'm about to buy a home.
Not an option. She essentially uprooted her life for the farm and the dream to become a farmer. theres no way she is going to leave that behind, not with how much money she has sunk into it.
Don't make the house commitment right now - rent for another two years. I assume you travel a lot, so you don't need to buy a house in a seller's market. Shit is gonna crash hard again soon, so pocket your $ while you rent, and rent a place an hour away from her in the nearest town and spend weekends together for a while. If it works out with her, then maybe you'll want to move in with her or maybe she'll realize farming isn't for her. Either way, renting for a bit keeps your options open.