Being a Cool Dickhead thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I
Only post in here if you to come with me and be a dickhead
I dunno about this one
>>701141518
D E A D
E
A
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fucking furries
cute guys who are assholes thread
>>701141686
what a legacy
i'm not an asshole
>>701141831
Yup
A buttload of porn, a lot of which is of characters other people don't draw.
RIP Mosha you glorious bastard. Killed in a tsunami.
are too
Chet, thatll be my thesis paper
>How much can a Corgi really handle?
OMG AVATARFAGS RUIN ANOTHER GFUR THREAD
Evening everyone
PROVE IT
>>701141994
>>701141970
;_;7
>>701142109
how are you
>>701141994
Man jokes aside though I tried to make an actual thread and the only person who posted was Demos. It would have 404'd without the damned Matsus
>>701142118
>>701142246
they are quite good pictures at least
>>701142246
sounds about right
>>701142215
I'm well. Played a ton of Overwatch with the guys.
Got my Polytoed to level 89 today. Almost have the second max trained Pokemon for my competitive team.
>>701142354
that sounds like grinding hell
i can't
but
you are
>>701142312
Yeah, he did more censorship than I am happy with but back when he was alive, good Pitou pics were so rare I would take anything.
spread the ashes of the colors
>>701142578
Took me one day, actually less than 2 hours to level up like that.
>>701141994
>>701142647
yeah
>>701142724
ill spread u
>>701142726
from what though
>>701142724
what
>politoed
Rain team?
>>701142803
avery I think that's lewd
>>701142843
>>701142900
Neighborhood #1 (Tunnels) - Arcade Fire
hi nef
>>701142905
I'll have you know I have never been lewd in my life
oh, nef, when did you say you were coming back to FFXIV? I got a company set up with some other friends, would love to have you in it.
>>701143044
That's some Hillary tier lying.
>>701142006
Sup?
>>701141581
you niggers should try this
and check the body pillows furfags go nuts on this site
>>701142749
I FUCKING HATE THAT FACE!!! I NEVER WANNA SEE WHATEVER SHOW THIS IS! I HATE IT ALREADY!!!
>>701143127
NEVER
EVER
>>701143139
so fucking tired -.-
you?
>>701143196
>>701143098
>when did you say you were coming back to FFXIV?
When I have good internet - which won't be til either late 2017 or when I move to America.
>>701143032
Sup?
>>701141985
It's pioneering stuff.
I was talking to someone today who told me about this lab in the UK which built a contraption for smashing vertebrae in monkeys. I've forgotten all the important details because I was half-listening but I really want to find out about this now.
>>701143199
Smoke and no fire, right dear?
>>701143244
Someone shouted PEPE at her speech today
I can die now.
>>701143318
I am taking care of a puppy. The puppy is annoying and I will not own one ever.
>>701143318
What part of America?
>>701143196
come to florida
i'm lonely
>>701143458
it's, uh, a gas leak
Oh and can I just say that being a courier in one of the busiest cities in America is a very stressful job. Fun, but stressful.
>>701143318
aww man, the next expansion will already be out by then ;~;
>
saw this in game the other day btw. Was turning in some shit for GC in Gridania and ran into this retard.
>>701143458
hrrk...
Gary Johnson 2016, weed guns and motorcycles.
>>701143630
gary johnson is an open borders culture destroying piece of shit, the libertarian party is a joke at this point
>>701143596
alright so avoiding anal got it
>Gary "I'm told by people who tell me things that the TPP is good so yes, I support it" Johnson
>>701143750
but it's okay because weed guns and motorcycles
>>701143750
goddammit
>>701143458
Taking care of kids is basically the same
>>701143488
Probably midwest.
Key wants would be
a) minimal crime
b) solid, good internet
c) cheap housing
in that order
I can definitely get all three in some areas though.
>>701143580
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>701143630
My nets just too shit, man
FFXIV is unforgiving with it's AOE attacks and I can't move out of them, even if I move as soon as I see them.
Jesus christ that name
IIRC mine was Neferupito Chimera.
I used the jap spelling since I was on a jap server.
>>701143841
Dallas?
>>701143961
If you're near my home area I can visit now and then.
>>701143974
Suuuuuuup.
>>701143841
>>701143841
>>701143841
>>701143841
>>701143866
It is not even close to ok. Nothing about that neocon in stoner's clothing is ok.
Also he threw away a flintlock pistol his defeated primary opponent gifted him.
>>701143896
There's always some joke to make.
>>701143961
Kids aren't fluffy so it's the same shit but worse.
>>701143961
that was not a joke
>>701143961
move to sf cuz that's where me and lily want to move to
>>701143841
omg clint-kuuuun~~
>>701144125
it's my curse
>>701144144
>west coast
>>701144224
you actually can't help yourself it's like walking through a garden that's 99% rakes
>>701144173
Snuffle oji-sama~!!! Howdy there big guy.
>>701144420
I have friends there
and it's a good place for CS
>>701144037
Sounds good.
Won't be for some time though. The AUD is flopping up and down. I want it as close to the USD as possible.
>>701144141
I am not moving to Florida. It's basically the same as Australia's Northern Territory and I would rather cut my own balls off with a rusty butterknife than move there
>>701144125
Yeah but you can teach kids to swear
>>701144144
SanFran? Probably too expensive.
If I time it right I should have about $500k capital. I wanna get a house and have plenty spare for investing and other shit.
>>701144073
About to leave so Reid can use my computer.
>>701144543
it's the most expensive part of the country and they hate freedom you enormous queer
>>701144586
Yeah but then you get called in for a meeting with their teacher.
>>701144479
whats been going on
recovering from food poisoning here
>>701144586
damn
when do you plan to move?
>>701144669
I'll have a good job
probably
>>701144595
Leave? Got a hot date or some shit?
>>701144745
And no freedom.
>>701143251
Getting bored of grinding invasions.
>>701144809
more than I have now, living at my parents'
>>701144669
I had one of those when Samjam broke that kids nose. It was great and I couldn't keep myself from smiling.
>>701144745
The AUD is going up and down again. If it spikes up towards 1:1 with the USD I'll probably move then.
Me and the kids are US citizens so it won't be hard.
>>701144679
Got back from a drag racing expedition just the other day so getting a few things in order 'round here. Got to visit with my Dad and brother, had a lot of fun despite the absolutely violent pace things took. A far sight better than food poisoning, I'd say- You get some bad nachos or some shit?
freklz wants to live in the castro district
dude freklz if you move to sf, you'll have to get drinks with me at some point
>>701144877
Well yeah you also live in fucking illinois. You can move literally anywhere in the country, why would you move to the city with an indigenous homeless population, an india-esque problem with open defecation and urination, hilariously inflated housing costs and nanny state laws?
>>701144953
I never broke a kid's nose in school and this is maybe my greatest regret. Your daughter is blessed.
>>701144953
would be cool if you moved around here actually
>>701145107
ok
>>701145177
cuz that's where my friends are
>>701145252
The next question is why the fuck do they live there
>>701145107
Are you reading Rebirth?
>>701145252
Well, if it has cheap housing, low crime and good internet, then sure.
Some of the houses I was looking at with Kaldis were about 250k and as big as my current house
My current house is fucking 800k
>>701145177
Man kids get away with so much shit
don't break noses noses are cute
oh shit the drama
its literally seeping through my door
>>701145062
Awesome! Been too long since I went to a race of any kind. No problems with the family?
its what I get for being around mothers with 7 kids
>>701145407
because there's a fuckton of good-paying CS jobs there
in both cases
>>701145474
I dunno much about housing in the suburbs (although it's pretty crime-free around where I live) but I know in Chicago there's very few places with BOTH cheap housing and low crime.
I think there's a couple spots on the west side that are becoming gentrified (read: are entirely inhabited by liberal-arts college students)
>>701145474
I suplexed a kid in fifth grade once but he didn't break anything. Also one time someone tapped me on the shoulder a little too hard and I socked them in the gut on reaction. I was really fucking high strung. In retrospect, it's kinda weird that I didn't get expelled.
>>701145575
yeah but kids are asking for it
>>701145474
>if it has cheap housing, low crime
>sf
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
also yes, it's very very very gud
brb irl stuff
>>701143426
I have an incredibly large desire to know more now
>>701145474
> 800K AUD
That'd get you a bedsit/coffin in London if you're lucky.
>>701145870
napoleon complex: the post
>>701145857
What a dreadful bore. I'm sure you can find work somewhere more civilized. And they could've too.
>>701146061
It was more "fat" than "short" but yeah, something like that. I also attacked multiple people with chairs in entirely separate incidents.
Shut up, kunts.
ha
shorties
>>701145696
Nah, we all got on pretty well, I think everyone was too caught up in the novelty of participating in the first street legal racing on Woodward to get pissed off. Lotta fun!
And oh yeah? You'd think they'd be able to cook properly what with seven kids. Or was it not food they made?
>>701146177
yes but it would be much more difficult and of much lower quality, unless you went to like austin
>>701145870
I got into a half-dozen fistfights when I was in highschool
But I live in fucking Belmont
>>701145954
One of the reasons I want to avoid cities.
>>701145939
Yeah it's certainly kicking the shit out of the crap Marlel is churning out at the moment.
>>701145857
That's kinda why I was aiming for midwest, preferably some place with google fibre.
Cheap, low crime, good internet and mostly white which will set my natural Australian racism at ease.
>>701145954
>you dumb shit
>>701146474
the internet is pretty universally great around here too, from what I've experienced, so
anyway dinner bye
>>701146433
Which has lots of freedom. And, despite being in texas, probably fewer mexicans.
>>701146474
I was definitely among the more violent of my classmates prior to high school but in high school everyone was bigger and stronger than me - and nicer, so I got rid of the chip on my shoulder before long. The last time I was in a fight that didn't involve alcohol I was 16.
More recently I was in a fight that involved alcohol but it was literally a fight just for the sake of fighting. All in good fun.
oh i forgot dinner was a thing
what should be cooked
>>701146765
http://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/grilled-tuna-fried-manchego
I wouldnt be surprised if you enjoyed KC Nef.
There are some parts that behave as a small town, though i am not sure if they would offer your googlefiber optic cable internet. I would have to look it up.
>>701146765
Paiea
>>701146626
I want the full wombocombo though
>>701146691
Oh, pretty much all of mine were fighting for the sake of fighting.
Serious shit where I lived involved knives.
>>701146836
why do you link me fish dishes
i don't like fishy things
>>701146856
Well, still pleeeenty of time. Not gonna move while the AUD is lower than SF's standards for sexual partners.
pleb
>>701146892
Oh yeah a knife in my school(s) would've been unheard of, I went to the most upper middle class WASP private schools you can find in the greater philadelphia area.
>>701146974
Because I'm trying to RECTIFY YOUR TERMINALLY PLEBEIAN TASTE.
>>701147157
My mum was a nurse. I had scalpels instead of knives
I was so fucking edgy
>>701145948
There are a lot more monkey spinal injury studies in the UK than I expected. I can't tell if any use monkey-smashing machines as I can't view the papers fully without my licence. The person described it like it was some kind of Saw trap.
What a weird thing it must be to wake up in the morning and think "well, it's time to get back to the lab and cripple some monkeys".
>>701146539
I don't think it looks angry enough to be thinking that.
>>701147266
that's some anime character shit right there dude
did you put your hair in a ponytail and pretend to be kabuto
I'm gonna go kill myself for making that reference also
>>701147428
This is a teddy-bear a friend made for me
It is a very accurate depiction of me when I was in high school, if I was a teddybear
The white coat is a labcoat - I got one from the local thrift shop.
The backpack was full of little sword-shaped letter openers, because I had a habit of bringing weapons to school.
>>701147897
my nigga even had the fucking sound ninja headband holy shit nef you NERD
my faggot room mate left for work and he locked his door and kept his xbox or ps4 whatever bullshit on and it's playing some ambient shit super loud and i want to end it all
>>701147029
devilish
the place in mind I had apparently isnt that great in some reviews, but was ranked as one of the best places to live by consumer report iir.
but, like you said, there is still plenty of time before you move.
>>701147397
What a wonderful world we live in, they probably try to keep those experiments really on the down low so the people dont go out and get their pitchforks and knives.
>>701148019
ahh, I see, you also have an incredibly gay roommate
>>701148019
This amuses me, thank you for your discomfort.
>>701148107
>modern westerners
>pitchforks and knives
I wish
>>701147897
I always enjoy this tale of autistry.
>>701148107
They don't hide it at all.
>>701148019
It's probably passive-aggressive revenge for when you keep him awake all night with your loud moaning.
Label your threads _ /fur or take it to the >>>/trash/ you fucking faggot.
>>701148107
My RA isn't here to unlock his door for me to break the damn tv either
>>701148483
>moaning
chet, please. I'm not a moaner, nor a very loud person. Quiet as a mouse.
>>701148506
hope you're in every thread on here then /b/rother
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qSq3cEXOF0&list=RDHC-pZp-yurWiA&index=3
that describes me yes
>>701144855
I'm just tired of grinding work...
>>701147428
you wanna have some casual sex?
>>701148018
The words on the coat say T.Bob
I introduced myself as Bob to people who didn't know me. My friends played along with it and so half the people in the school actually thought my name was Bob.
>>701148107
>was ranked as one of the best places to live
The place I live, Perth, was recently rated 7th or so best city in the world to live. I'm not really interested in those sort of rankings.
>>701148483
It's pretty great
>>701148822
Hello? Why me?
>>701148871
>t.
Like the finnish regards or is it short for teddy
I have all-star stuck in my head
Some folks have an extreme knack for spotting other whores.
>>701149129
listen to some frank ocean to fix it
>>701148968
My real life nickname begins with T
My friends liked to refer to me as random things preceded by T
T-bucket was one for a while. One used T-bag often because he thought he was funny, but no one ever laughed.
>>701149129
I'll smash your mouth faggot
ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOOOOLD
ONLY SHOOTING STAAAAARS BREAK THE MOO-O-OLD
>>701149316
ahhh casual sexual innuendo is so hilarious when your age ends in 'teen
>>701149401
fucking stop
>>701148289
its an idiom
>>701148483
really?
Man, that shit wouldnt fly in the USA, we would probably do that test on pigs and not monkeys here.
have they produced any articles about their experiments?
and quit imagining Domes's lamentations you oaf
>>701148646
Just do what anyone sensible does, and play louder music.
>>701148871
kek, I would have to figure out what some of the better places are to live in KC then. I come from the other side of the state.
Just know this, Missouri > Kansas
>>701149129
look up So far to Go by J Dilla
>>701149448
we're playing that one in the band I'm in
>>701149453
don't wanna bother getting my headset out of my bag
>>701149592
BUT WHY
>>701149448
Actually it became way more prolific after my teens for me
Me and the guys/girls at the net cafe were extremely sexually inappropriate with one another
Still are.
>>701149453
Not if it doesn't have good internet.
>>701149401
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.braincrook.daggorath
it's mobile!
i can do this all day
in all my classes
>>701149671
cuz we like it and it fits in with a ska band set list
>>701149736
oh yeah I still do it too since I'm terrible
when does growing up happen
>>701149766
that song honestly makes me want to kill myself at this point
>>701148968
you live in the same city as me
>>701149493
this is what he sees
>>701149762
actually tempted
>>701149907
I'll send you a video of the performance
>>701148822
>Wanting sex with Subby
Gross.
>>701150009
it's really hard
>>701149916
jesus christ that makes 3 and a half
do I know you
>>701150009
Can you just skip that song though
>>701149907
Growing up is a myth.
You just learn to balance childishness with your responsibilities.
>>701149736
its in both states of KC
MO has a large rivalry with KC ever since the Civil War. MO burned down the capital of KC twice so far.
>>701150138
no
actually the tape will be edited to just be all-star ten times in a row
>>701150138
not personally, but you mentioned last time you were from philly. Also, who the hell is the half?
>>701150255
or minimizing your responsibilities as much as physically possible to be as childish as you can
>>701150336
I'm going to scrawl my suicide note in blood on the screen
>>701150415
M lives in a jersey town that's like adjacent to philly and he grew up in philly so that counts as half to me.
I am back. Currently awaiting burgs. I really hate the fact that a lot of people don't know how double turns work, or how to use their indicators. And that they text and drive.
I liked M
>>701150510
I see. Well, let me know if you wanna have some casual sex
>>701150811
Not if you ask like that since it sounds weird and I don't know you. If you want to get a drink sometime and introduce yourself, sure.
>>701150929
k, sounds good to me
I just assumed everyone on here was a horny bastard looking for tail.
>>701151204
It depends profoundly on my mood but also casual sex scares me now for reasons.
>>701151282
k, you got any way for me to contact you for meeting up?
>>701151415
steam or skype is cool
>>701151507
add me on Steam. M16 and Pregnant. it's the one with a smug looking skeleton king
>>701151726
can't find it, add this
http://steamcommunity.com/id/SubjectiveF/
