Being a Cool Dickhead thread
Only post in here if you to come with me and be a dickhead
A buttload of porn, a lot of which is of characters other people don't draw.
RIP Mosha you glorious bastard. Killed in a tsunami.
Man jokes aside though I tried to make an actual thread and the only person who posted was Demos. It would have 404'd without the damned Matsus
they are quite good pictures at least
I'm well. Played a ton of Overwatch with the guys.
Got my Polytoed to level 89 today. Almost have the second max trained Pokemon for my competitive team.
Yeah, he did more censorship than I am happy with but back when he was alive, good Pitou pics were so rare I would take anything.
Took me one day, actually less than 2 hours to level up like that.
avery I think that's lewd
Neighborhood #1 (Tunnels) - Arcade Fire
I'll have you know I have never been lewd in my life
oh, nef, when did you say you were coming back to FFXIV? I got a company set up with some other friends, would love to have you in it.
you niggers should try this
and check the body pillows furfags go nuts on this site
so fucking tired -.-
>when did you say you were coming back to FFXIV?
When I have good internet - which won't be til either late 2017 or when I move to America.
It's pioneering stuff.
I was talking to someone today who told me about this lab in the UK which built a contraption for smashing vertebrae in monkeys. I've forgotten all the important details because I was half-listening but I really want to find out about this now.
Smoke and no fire, right dear?
Someone shouted PEPE at her speech today
I can die now.
I am taking care of a puppy. The puppy is annoying and I will not own one ever.
it's, uh, a gas leak
Oh and can I just say that being a courier in one of the busiest cities in America is a very stressful job. Fun, but stressful.
aww man, the next expansion will already be out by then ;~;
saw this in game the other day btw. Was turning in some shit for GC in Gridania and ran into this retard.
Gary Johnson 2016, weed guns and motorcycles.
gary johnson is an open borders culture destroying piece of shit, the libertarian party is a joke at this point
alright so avoiding anal got it
>Gary "I'm told by people who tell me things that the TPP is good so yes, I support it" Johnson
Taking care of kids is basically the same
Key wants would be
a) minimal crime
b) solid, good internet
c) cheap housing
in that order
I can definitely get all three in some areas though.
My nets just too shit, man
FFXIV is unforgiving with it's AOE attacks and I can't move out of them, even if I move as soon as I see them.
Jesus christ that name
IIRC mine was Neferupito Chimera.
I used the jap spelling since I was on a jap server.
If you're near my home area I can visit now and then.
It is not even close to ok. Nothing about that neocon in stoner's clothing is ok.
Also he threw away a flintlock pistol his defeated primary opponent gifted him.
There's always some joke to make.
Kids aren't fluffy so it's the same shit but worse.
move to sf cuz that's where me and lily want to move to
you actually can't help yourself it's like walking through a garden that's 99% rakes
Snuffle oji-sama~!!! Howdy there big guy.
I have friends there
and it's a good place for CS
Won't be for some time though. The AUD is flopping up and down. I want it as close to the USD as possible.
I am not moving to Florida. It's basically the same as Australia's Northern Territory and I would rather cut my own balls off with a rusty butterknife than move there
Yeah but you can teach kids to swear
SanFran? Probably too expensive.
If I time it right I should have about $500k capital. I wanna get a house and have plenty spare for investing and other shit.
it's the most expensive part of the country and they hate freedom you enormous queer
Yeah but then you get called in for a meeting with their teacher.
whats been going on
recovering from food poisoning here
when do you plan to move?
I'll have a good job
Leave? Got a hot date or some shit?
Getting bored of grinding invasions.
more than I have now, living at my parents'
I had one of those when Samjam broke that kids nose. It was great and I couldn't keep myself from smiling.
The AUD is going up and down again. If it spikes up towards 1:1 with the USD I'll probably move then.
Me and the kids are US citizens so it won't be hard.
Got back from a drag racing expedition just the other day so getting a few things in order 'round here. Got to visit with my Dad and brother, had a lot of fun despite the absolutely violent pace things took. A far sight better than food poisoning, I'd say- You get some bad nachos or some shit?
dude freklz if you move to sf, you'll have to get drinks with me at some point
Well yeah you also live in fucking illinois. You can move literally anywhere in the country, why would you move to the city with an indigenous homeless population, an india-esque problem with open defecation and urination, hilariously inflated housing costs and nanny state laws?
I never broke a kid's nose in school and this is maybe my greatest regret. Your daughter is blessed.
would be cool if you moved around here actually
cuz that's where my friends are
The next question is why the fuck do they live there
Are you reading Rebirth?
Well, if it has cheap housing, low crime and good internet, then sure.
Some of the houses I was looking at with Kaldis were about 250k and as big as my current house
My current house is fucking 800k
Man kids get away with so much shit
oh shit the drama
its literally seeping through my door
Awesome! Been too long since I went to a race of any kind. No problems with the family?
its what I get for being around mothers with 7 kids
because there's a fuckton of good-paying CS jobs there
in both cases
I dunno much about housing in the suburbs (although it's pretty crime-free around where I live) but I know in Chicago there's very few places with BOTH cheap housing and low crime.
I think there's a couple spots on the west side that are becoming gentrified (read: are entirely inhabited by liberal-arts college students)
I suplexed a kid in fifth grade once but he didn't break anything. Also one time someone tapped me on the shoulder a little too hard and I socked them in the gut on reaction. I was really fucking high strung. In retrospect, it's kinda weird that I didn't get expelled.
yeah but kids are asking for it
> 800K AUD
That'd get you a bedsit/coffin in London if you're lucky.
What a dreadful bore. I'm sure you can find work somewhere more civilized. And they could've too.
It was more "fat" than "short" but yeah, something like that. I also attacked multiple people with chairs in entirely separate incidents.
Nah, we all got on pretty well, I think everyone was too caught up in the novelty of participating in the first street legal racing on Woodward to get pissed off. Lotta fun!
And oh yeah? You'd think they'd be able to cook properly what with seven kids. Or was it not food they made?
yes but it would be much more difficult and of much lower quality, unless you went to like austin
I got into a half-dozen fistfights when I was in highschool
But I live in fucking Belmont
One of the reasons I want to avoid cities.
Yeah it's certainly kicking the shit out of the crap Marlel is churning out at the moment.
That's kinda why I was aiming for midwest, preferably some place with google fibre.
Cheap, low crime, good internet and mostly white which will set my natural Australian racism at ease.
the internet is pretty universally great around here too, from what I've experienced, so
Which has lots of freedom. And, despite being in texas, probably fewer mexicans.
I was definitely among the more violent of my classmates prior to high school but in high school everyone was bigger and stronger than me - and nicer, so I got rid of the chip on my shoulder before long. The last time I was in a fight that didn't involve alcohol I was 16.
More recently I was in a fight that involved alcohol but it was literally a fight just for the sake of fighting. All in good fun.
oh i forgot dinner was a thing
what should be cooked
I wouldnt be surprised if you enjoyed KC Nef.
There are some parts that behave as a small town, though i am not sure if they would offer your googlefiber optic cable internet. I would have to look it up.
I want the full wombocombo though
Oh, pretty much all of mine were fighting for the sake of fighting.
Serious shit where I lived involved knives.
why do you link me fish dishes
i don't like fishy things
Well, still pleeeenty of time. Not gonna move while the AUD is lower than SF's standards for sexual partners.
Oh yeah a knife in my school(s) would've been unheard of, I went to the most upper middle class WASP private schools you can find in the greater philadelphia area.
Because I'm trying to RECTIFY YOUR TERMINALLY PLEBEIAN TASTE.
My mum was a nurse. I had scalpels instead of knives
I was so fucking edgy
There are a lot more monkey spinal injury studies in the UK than I expected. I can't tell if any use monkey-smashing machines as I can't view the papers fully without my licence. The person described it like it was some kind of Saw trap.
What a weird thing it must be to wake up in the morning and think "well, it's time to get back to the lab and cripple some monkeys".
I don't think it looks angry enough to be thinking that.
that's some anime character shit right there dude
did you put your hair in a ponytail and pretend to be kabuto
I'm gonna go kill myself for making that reference also
This is a teddy-bear a friend made for me
It is a very accurate depiction of me when I was in high school, if I was a teddybear
The white coat is a labcoat - I got one from the local thrift shop.
The backpack was full of little sword-shaped letter openers, because I had a habit of bringing weapons to school.
my nigga even had the fucking sound ninja headband holy shit nef you NERD
my faggot room mate left for work and he locked his door and kept his xbox or ps4 whatever bullshit on and it's playing some ambient shit super loud and i want to end it all
the place in mind I had apparently isnt that great in some reviews, but was ranked as one of the best places to live by consumer report iir.
but, like you said, there is still plenty of time before you move.
What a wonderful world we live in, they probably try to keep those experiments really on the down low so the people dont go out and get their pitchforks and knives.
ahh, I see, you also have an incredibly gay roommate
This amuses me, thank you for your discomfort.
I always enjoy this tale of autistry.
They don't hide it at all.
It's probably passive-aggressive revenge for when you keep him awake all night with your loud moaning.
Label your threads _ /fur or take it to the >>>/trash/ you fucking faggot.
My RA isn't here to unlock his door for me to break the damn tv either
chet, please. I'm not a moaner, nor a very loud person. Quiet as a mouse.
I'm just tired of grinding work...
you wanna have some casual sex?
The words on the coat say T.Bob
I introduced myself as Bob to people who didn't know me. My friends played along with it and so half the people in the school actually thought my name was Bob.
>was ranked as one of the best places to live
The place I live, Perth, was recently rated 7th or so best city in the world to live. I'm not really interested in those sort of rankings.
It's pretty great
Hello? Why me?
Like the finnish regards or is it short for teddy
Some folks have an extreme knack for spotting other whores.
listen to some frank ocean to fix it
My real life nickname begins with T
My friends liked to refer to me as random things preceded by T
T-bucket was one for a while. One used T-bag often because he thought he was funny, but no one ever laughed.
I'll smash your mouth faggot
ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOOOOLD
ONLY SHOOTING STAAAAARS BREAK THE MOO-O-OLD
ahhh casual sexual innuendo is so hilarious when your age ends in 'teen
its an idiom
Man, that shit wouldnt fly in the USA, we would probably do that test on pigs and not monkeys here.
have they produced any articles about their experiments?
and quit imagining Domes's lamentations you oaf
Just do what anyone sensible does, and play louder music.
kek, I would have to figure out what some of the better places are to live in KC then. I come from the other side of the state.
Just know this, Missouri > Kansas
look up So far to Go by J Dilla
we're playing that one in the band I'm in
don't wanna bother getting my headset out of my bag
Actually it became way more prolific after my teens for me
Me and the guys/girls at the net cafe were extremely sexually inappropriate with one another
Not if it doesn't have good internet.
i can do this all day
in all my classes
cuz we like it and it fits in with a ska band set list
oh yeah I still do it too since I'm terrible
when does growing up happen
that song honestly makes me want to kill myself at this point
you live in the same city as me
I'll send you a video of the performance
>Wanting sex with Subby
jesus christ that makes 3 and a half
do I know you
Can you just skip that song though
or minimizing your responsibilities as much as physically possible to be as childish as you can
I'm going to scrawl my suicide note in blood on the screen
M lives in a jersey town that's like adjacent to philly and he grew up in philly so that counts as half to me.