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Ecstasy of Gold thread

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Guess it's not a good time

You slack-jawed shits
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hey bby wanna make some terrible fanfiction together?
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I don't work with amateurs
I am a master
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let me see your card.
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My valentines day card?
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why are you posting porn
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Why aren't you posting porn?
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No but really was just trying to get a thread started. Needed at least one person to keep it alive, since changing IP would disable my pass for half an hour and FUCK THAT.

Figured I could lure in at least one faggot with some animal dicks
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Because I'm not some delinquent that goes around posting explicit photos
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curses, fooled again
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They aren't photos, they're drawn art.
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same difference
and yeah write me a fanfict of me fighting crime and being a badass
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Sorry I can't do that
I only write fiction
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That IS fiction.
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Is it?
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i know it's hard to believe, but I'm not actually a super hero.
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don't worry, your secret is safe with me

oh hi
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thank goodness
I just don't know who else i can trust.
I am trustworthy.
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No one. There is only me

hey babe
love me
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i still want a superdemos story though
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What's up?

Okay but at the end you'll die heroically

there's no love here

trying to kill the last half hour of work
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But I want a happy ending

P.S. You can stop posting porn now.
He has to die like a bitch if you want his character to be consistent.
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It's fiction

Happy ending you say?

>there's no love here
I am full of love

>trying to kill the last half hour of work
Oh is it that late in the day for you?
Read mangas or webcomics or something
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i remeber digimon
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the happiest ending you could end with.
nice memory bro
Well that would be you dying
I'm watching streams

I exhausted my webcomic/manga supplies much earlier in the day
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What do you mean your supplies

but you said
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i don't know how they do happy endings in your neck of the woods but that ain't happy enough
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>domes is already upset

color me surpised

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don't fucking judge me
be nice to each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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just catching up on updates and stuff

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I was gonna call you out for sounding like a fucking cowboy but then I remembered I made the OP spaghetti western themed
Speaking of spaghetti westerns, did you ever end up reading Golden Kamui or did you get bored/forget?
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oh, I didn't even notice. I Always say Howdy like a Southerner and then switch over to a philly accident to confuse people
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speaking of spaghetti
i want spaghetti
heres true extacy
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no, I did

I thought I told you
rock on Wayne

I already made some, its p good
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You said you started it, idk if you read or enjoyed it.

I consider the expressive faces the greatest in manga.
you spelled it wrong and it was right in front of your face for you to copy
nah, I'm caught up

I like it

good mix of action and comedy
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Yeah it's like a spaghetti western mixed with a cooking manga.

I waited like 30 chapters for that really old, small samurai dude to do something. THEN HE KILLED LIKE 5 GUYS AND I WAS SO HAPPY
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through the mail?

I get a discount with UPS you know

I actually might be able to mail you the sauce.
So you're not really basing the character off him?
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why does UPS give you a discount? are you working with the gubberment?

if you were gonna mail me anything i dont want sauce ya dink
the yojimbo part cracked me up
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>Posts MY doggos
>calls ME a bitch
i got my eye on you
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Put the Matsus in the bag and nobody gets hurt.
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I am a part of ASCE, although its a different major, I needed it for a competition.

And through ASCE, I can get the discount.

And then what should I mail you then?
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so NOW you want them.

how are you bb

mail me cool things as birthday gifts
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I think the biggest laugh I've had recently is the drunken penis conversation between the judo guy and Asirpa

Hey Bazza
is it your birthday soon?
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a month minus 1 day

just eh?
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I don't want the Matsus. Once they are in the bag they are going into an incinerator where they can't hurt anyone anymore.
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Sep24 then?

how should I mail this thing to you?
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messenger pidgeon
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preferably something that I can still do.
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are you actually gonna send me something
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eh. you?
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would you like a letter?

I still owe one to Nef and Chet
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what do you owe them a letter for?
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Pretty good. I'm a real human bean again
I can even do exercise and have sex and all those other important human things.

freklz's stupid gf got me playing WoW again though so I guess that's a loss.
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I promised each of them a stamp, so I would be sending them a stamp through the mail.
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you can do better than that
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I would of course send them a letter with it too you oaf.
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thats ok i dont want that
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How ungrateful.
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you mean you do not want a hand written letter that had effort put into it?
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hey i dont see you jumping to send me birthday goodies

i mean
its not going to be a love letter confessing your feelings will it
So? What has that got to do with you turning down his gift?
i actually just dont want to give my address or personal information out is all no offense kaldis
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I am mildly upset

is that why you turned down those cookies?
airborne badge placement makes me want to kill. you're a fuckin soup sandwich sir. someone find and slap the artist, but just a little
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you can send extra good ones to chet because he's SUUUUUUCH a nice guy.
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good choice. She keeps using my irl name and it triggers me like a fat woman seeing a diet plan
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how did you know about this by the way
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better than you, he will actually let me send him letters.

Though I still need to figure out how to send letters internationally
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my list of internet people i will allow to send me shit consists of like
2 people

dude forget about the US postal system man shits impossible to figure out
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she mentioned she wanted to send both of us cookies, but you said no
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thats kinda funny
>shits impossible to figure out

its actually pretty simple really

and thats okay, I understand your reasoning.
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How so?
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because women
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Use your words demos
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that's rude demos
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Top quality doggo. I'll take it.
I see a dicc in there
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I don't discriminate
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have an incredibly fat corgi
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have a dead
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okay that one's pretty bad. The other one was pretty good but uh

I thought he had a piercing on his bellend for a second.

I would roll that down a hill repeatedly all day long.
i never saw it move when i walked by it
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chet i'm going to start crediting myself in all the dogs you post
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I don't have a lot of options when it comes to pitou lewds, considering one of the major artists actually died
oh shit, rip. But hey that one's reeeeeaaaaal nice
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I'm back and in pain
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I do not believe the dog would live from such a trip
what happened
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welcome back get well soon
I guess I'll have to stop using them then.
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