Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Was wondering where the thread was at, searched for one and couldn't find it
>The blonde ones
But Tomoko has black hair.
Someone claimed a mod's waifu.
Mods were eating dicks
Bow down before me, Mortal
Chara with the satanic trips
oh thats really cute. he just wanted to sleep with you so bad
so now you have a full day ahead of you, any idea what you are going to do?
i dont think we want to change that
>inb4 take this shit to /pol/
you bet your fat ass you are
oh damn thats pretty funny, how about this?
ill watch one kirby episode and then binge watch kill la kill
yea i agree completely, too bad all my friends main mid so its kinda hard to play together
im studying some stupid sociology shit because it was easy to get in to
>also i got denied at med school
im thinking something in a pet store near my parents home, so i can move back in and dont have to pay rent again.
Im still not sure though
oh damn she already has a new one that sucks
how did you guys break up if i may ask?
>just never sat down to watch it.
You really should. It's absolutely fantastic.
Ok, it's more like... decent, pretty interesting, but it uses Science to explain their Psychic powers, and a lot of the explanations are similar to my own thesis on Applied Quantum Observation, so I basically sperged out about it.
But, it's definitely good.
Totals 4 seasons: Index 1 and 2, Railgun and Railgun S.
Also a pretty good movie and some chibi joke OVAs.
>Just your typical ecchi/rom/com with the addition of Zombies.
No, no. I'm interested in what they did after the HANE.
I assume NOT ALL areas got HANE'd. I wanna know how they survive and shit.
>I think you can see the pattern of my watching habits. I'm a Sci-Fi/Fantasy and Science-Fantasy geek. I love the ecchi and other lewdness, too, but that's all bonus for me.
I ACTUALLY enjoyed HSotD's plot. The 'plot' was also good, but I really DID watch for the plot.
>Hell, Highschool DxD is the same damn thing but with Chess and Devils.
That sounds interesting... I should check it out.
>He's a fan of certain waifu. Tomoko and Karen seem to be his favorites.
But... why a dog..? And why a big black dude?
Second season's 1st arc was actually really good.
The main heroine was pretty badass... until she joined Kirito's harem... then she was reduced to an object... but less-so than Asuna.
Why did the mods remove thread? Someone post something illegal?
The next post to get doubles is too lewd to be in /waifu/, and too lewd to be on 4chan at all, since 4chan is a Christian website.
Was going to say something about how a dom can be cute but i don't like when another i like is the sub.
That is not what I meant.
Don't try to force lewd, I already said doubles were lewd.
Doms are the best if you're a maso like me :)
I really really like this pic.
I try to main support. It's fun and the only thing I'm good at.
Oh yeah and Metroid is an awesome game. I'm still buying Federation Force, mainly because it's expanding the lore of the Metroid universe
Oh, are you the Alice from the psychatrist thingie or a gore fan or just a new waifu claimer?
But 4chan is a shintuist website
Was worth a try. How are you?
Bow down before me, Mortal
4chan is a porn website though
Eh, maybe one day I'll watch it. I've been in an anime slump. A few series I want to check out but too lazy. Hell, I have only 10 episodes of Amagami SS left and I haven't finished it.
So I take it you've seen Stein's;Gate?
>why a dog, why niggers?
He's just trolling. Ignore it.
>Why did mods remove thread?
Someone claimed their waifu.
It's an image forum that centers around anime.
First rule of time travel
You will accidentally make the Nazis win, even if you aren't near WW2 Germany
>It's not that fat...
Eat anything strange?
>5 man gank bot lane = maximum salt
She isnt wrong
Loli butt lover
That's to bad man
4chan is a website dedicated to love and cuteness.
This is so impure and lewd that it hurts.
nope. may play riven again because they buffed her
We're still here Doll, no worries. You doing good?
I haven't said "claim" in a very long time now.
Because you're all cancer who live in virtual world and should kill yourselves.
Claiming your so called WAIFUS
Top fucking kek, you are pathetic and world would be a better place without you. Stop wasting oxygen and kys asap.
You're too adorable
It's just a joke, I was pretending to be retarded.
I see. some strange things are not strange to others.
This shit is fucking rigged and you know it. Step off, Karen not a lewd.
Then why did I find this when I hacked your computer?
Don't have to, in my opinion.
Though now i want to start posting as karen to fuck with you...
support can be pretty fun yea, i guess now so many people play supp here i might go back to adc for a bit
oh you are into the lore? i never really got into the story but i love the game mechanical
>never actually finished one
i always got stuck and forget about the game
if only am i right?
>its pretty fat
oh right i read this, she needed it.
cant wait to play kench against her if she is picked more
IT WAS BAIT BOYS
its okay, we all have our skeletons in our closet
any plans for today?
That sounds like the best idea.
That's my secret, I'm always retarded.
Just runescape, i cant be bothered with destiny today
Another? This one was really nice. Like really nice.
Kek post as whatever you want, I still love her.
stop breaking the rules please
You're ruining my /b/
Thanks, I think it's real cute.
Oh I see why you don't like it again. You consider redoing something to try for med school again?
Like I said, do what you thinks best for you man.
I know, it happens.
Doing great, got a bunch of shit done early so now I can relax instead of having a last minute rush. Yourself?
>So I take it you've seen Steins;Gate?
And Chaos;Head AND Robotics;Notes
I'm not too sure I agree with the way Steins;Gate handles time travel, though.
I can understand using black holes to POWER a time travel device, but I actually think that Time Travel is one of the only impossible Physics Sci-Fi things.
>with a few VERY specific exceptions.
I don't disagree with parallel time lines, per se, but I don't think it's anywhere near as simple as that show explains them.
The other option, as it's semi-indirectly related to my own research is literally OVER 9001 times more dangerous (to everyone but the traveler), so if I ever figure that out, it'd be for the express purpose of stopping it from ever happening.
It's just THAT bad and exploitable.
As such, I generally avoid even discussing the Physics behind it even among enthusiasts.
Your waifu has a nice ass.
You really are sub
Then it's not my computer you hacked, I haven't saved that image!
Enjoying music and waiting for the power outage. After that I'm going to sleep.
don't do it lanky
don't bring the dead meme back
She isn't wrong but when I read it I had a good chuckle.
But I didn't roll dubs?
Good night boa- err Megumin
I finished all the games beside the very first Metroid and Metroid Prime Echos. I'm gonna get ig one day and play it again though.
And yeah, Metroid is the only science fiction Game that I like. Fuel Gel, Federations, Space Pirates. The more you read about it the more amazing it gets.
They may be called Space Pirates but they are in fact a faction, much like the Galactical Federation. So they are not just some "pirates in space" but an actual threat to the security of the Galactical Federation
I should read more into it but now... well not a good time with the upcoming entrance exam
Time Travel is impossible. But kudos to anyone brave enough to try and write a story with it. You mess up one thing and all the sci-fi nerds WILL rip you a new black hole and fuck it.
Instead of trying to move to a different or better timeline, work harder to make your current timeline better.
You mean the Orange thing?
feet can be kinda nice. But, can I lick Cirno's feet instead?
~Hey cutie ~
Hey Tomoko, what you up to my man?
>Pls No bully
So did I
You can time travel, but only forwards. Simply go at insanely high speeds, such as half of light, and time will pass slower for you than for everyone else
Einstein's relativistic physics are strange like that
Could you at least post something that isn't posted a thousand times
I need fresh material goddamnit
you got any plans for today?
kek, nice one
>is this cute ruby
>or is this based father ruby?
did it finally get the best of you?
I understand runescape is a pretty safe bet always good
i dunno its probably because there are no real job options afterwards, also im more of a science guy i just didnt really think it through
i might, also thought about going to another country to study there because the dutch conditions are really harsh
>filthy riven player
im kidding, she has some sweet skins i cant hate her
oh shit i dont hope i fucked your studying up
>you can resist the temptation
it sounds pretty good. i still have metroid prime 1 laying around i think ill try it again
>tfw alice ignores me
why even live
i should stop getting triggered by this, dont want to show my power level here
>im not sachi dont worry
In case I am not who you think I am, I am not s-mug Tomoko.
In case I am who you think I am, not a lot. About to go visit grandparents. Yourself?
What do you mean?
do you like this?
Report back to me what they tasted like.
i only have battle bunny but arcade looks nice.
See that Felix? >>701122857
That is a good example on how a su- err mortal should behave!
Oh, sup Yuno?
you didn't don't worry
Metroid Prime 1 was a bitch though. Don't hesitate to look certain shit up. The artifacts are really well hidden.
I really like that picture too.
I'm curious, do you post Karen because you like her, or because of me?
I'm very near at my limit, I need a break from it
Runescape has released new content so Im getting on it
That's more like it, thank you
Besides still playing FFVI and trying to watch Danganronpa, not really.
I'm enjoying myself here while listening to music at the moment.
I only say You Know, I didn't see any of your posts Yuno :(
>why live indeed, I got bleach we can share
I don't really know which Tomoko is which, so I just say hi regardless. Are you the World of Tanks Tomoko?
Visiting the grandparents is always nice. just finished eating food and need to reinstall WoW now
I like her but i post her when you show up.
Welp, good night you beautiful bastards.
Nope. I guess you could call me Warframe Tomoko.
S-mug plays WoT.
And yeah, it's always nice. They are going to interrogate me about school tho, don't have a lot to tell them tho. Ah, speak of the devil. See you guys a little later. Have a good night.
I've got some music on too, anything in particular you listenin to?
I'm probably gonna sleep soon as well. Power outage?
I feel you. Most of the time just having any degree makes getting into non specialised jobs easier.
Same over here really condition wise, in medicine anyway.
I wish it was much bigger. Each character portrait in there deserves a full sized art.
So no Nazis?
>You could bully if you wanted to
Oh hey, you're still here
How was your day?
Yup, not for long though
battle bunny is pretty sweet but i feel like it could've been better
i agree arcade is probably the best
>all the arcade skins are amazing
yea i think i have been stuck on the same part for like for ever.
i dont like looking stuff up though i feel like a failure
i noticed that yesterday kek
i havent played runescape since i was a kid, anything really worth mentioning?
almost caught up to where you were?
>trying to wathch danganronpa
dont count on that
damn this is pretty sweet, its a metal cover i see.
its pretty amazing, you like this kind of covers of kirby i think i know some more
well yea i cant post pics anymore because rip phone
>it couldnt hande all of my ERP
that sounds kinda nice, gimme
i just feel like college is a joke here unless its a study which can directly lead you into getting a job
well perhaps its just not for me then
anyhow you up to anything doll?
no, yes naziz
>but bullying is bad
I haven't seen you in a while, how have you been?
Oh, it's late for you, isn't it?
For (You)s and delicious aryan waifus.
I have stated posting other waifus but most of them are blondes. started when someone said they would post Galko lewds but didn't.
Just whatever Homura gives me, I trust his taste too much to even question.
Power outages happen here around four times a day. It's not really an outage just switching from government power to private generators and back, there's a few seconds of downtime with no power during that time.
What are you listening to?
It's a really interesting concept, I wish stuff like that got their own spinoffs or such.
I'll let a certain someone know you're on.
I actually got to take a shower now, I have some stuff to do.
Why not soviets?
>Not if done nicely
Uh, hello there~
We'll do that when you start school once again.
>Time Travel is impossible
Yeah... let's just stick with that...
>You mess up one thing and all the sci-fi nerds WILL rip you a new black hole and fuck it.
True. But, regardless, as far as mainstream theories go, Steins;Gate really did do an absolutely amazing job making a story ABOUT time travel.
I rated that shit a 10/10. It truly WAS a masterpiece.
Didn't deviate into stupid bullshit at all the entire series.
>Instead of trying to move to a different or better timeline, work harder to make your current timeline better.
>You can time travel, but only forwards. Simply go at insanely high speeds, such as half of light, and time will pass slower for you than for everyone else
That's not even how it works. In that sense, time is a purely subjective term. It doesn't mean what you think it means.
However, unrelated to my research, I can tell you why that's not how it works.
Really, what's most likely going on is that by increasing your kinetic energy, which in space would also mean potential energy, you create a pseudo-stability for the atoms and molecules. Since atoms and molecules want to reach a lower energy state, they react or decay. If you could consistently pump enough energy into the materials as a closed system (high-speed or FTL device), the atoms and molecules are less likely to reach that state.
I'd be willing to put money on it that if there was a real way to measure it, you'd find that those Nuclear Clocks tested in Twins Experiments (1 on ground, 1 on plane; etc.), you wouldn't find that TIME slowed down, but nuclear cycles.
The same reason we might theoretically be able to live 10 thousand years on a "100 year" flight or whatever. Your molecules don't need to decay as much to lower their base energy, because base energy in the closed system is higher.
As such, your cells slow down their reactions. You use O2 slower. You move slower. You LIVE slower.
TIME hasn't done shit; your PARTICLES did, and you PERCEIVE it as time.
All I see are lewds, so I will join shamefully
Returned from school.
If you had any respect for Karen you'd filter him.
yeah arcade ahri corki and ez came out today
Indeed i am.
Really? most of the metal covers i've found are from Gametal, mind showing me perhaps?
If you won't stop at least post something less sad.
That's why I'm telling you, in case of Metroid Prime it really isn't. That stuff is fucking good hidden. You don't even think about it being there.
Yup, 11 pm
>sexualising the waifu
Actually leaving now
It isn't? But if less time passes for you then for others, you are in the future, right?
So you are, nerd
I don't get a hi...
I have plenty respect, but I know that these lewds exist and it doesn't bother me seeing them.
Have you been alright?
Don't whore out your waifu like that.
Shit, I wish tomorrow was here
If you remember player owned house tons of cool shit has been added to make it even more convenient
i would gift you a medal if i could.
new fish pics. nice
yeah. look a little harder
STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN CLAIMED
I don't know, I feel I'm doing mine purely for knowledges sake really, but the employability is important.
Thing is we desperately need doctors, kinda shooting ourselves in the foot.
Nah just listening to music, probably gonna sleep soon.
Know what you mean, most of what people post in the threads are real good.
Oh I see, are the private generators owned by you personally or by your housing?
This at the moment
Settings > Filters & Post Hiding > Filter and highlight specific threads/posts. From there it's whatever ya want to filter. Unless you're using 4chan x, I don't know how to filter on that.
How are you today wonderful?
Call me a nerd and then leave. As expected of you.
>doesn't bother you seeing lewds of your waifu
what if i claim lust?
Waifu tip number 538
>Whoring any waifu is unjust and is punishable by confiscation or loss of waifu
>First offenses are let off with a warning
Treat your waifus with respect guys they're people too
>It isn't? But if less time passes for you then for others, you are in the future, right?
Eh... functionally... I'm saying that it doesn't have anything to do with Time itself; it's particle states and stuff.
For all intents and purposes, you DID time travel, but you really didn't. It's almost like speed-based cryostasis more than Time Travel.
That's what I'm getting at.
Same thing if you went faster than light. You wouldn't go BACK in time, but the moment you dropped speed, you'd see the past coming at you in positive chronological order (never reverse chronological order, because as you'd be faster than light, you'd see nothing at all; space would go black [with the exception of oncoming light]). It'd be like if you shot past a car going 20km on a 90km highway. You quickly lose site of them (only due to absorbing the light, the car disappears instead of slowly vanishing)
Then, you stop and you see the car coming towards you again.
But you can STILL see things in front of you, though maybe at a blur.
However, if you SYNCed with the light stream, you could interfere with the particles and make the place that WILL view it SEE a different outcome or something. Or just a bunch of gaps in it like a fucked up VHS.
However, you haven't gone BACK, you just went forward so fast the past needs to catch up with you (the VIEWABLE past)
Yep yep, Homura has some divine taste though.
The generators are owned by us personally back in our own homes but right now the dorm owns these ones, they make sure we always have power.
I'm going to head to bed now, good night.
I can't say thank you enough.
I'm doing well today, yesterday was very stressful because some big tornado warning and i had to move to the basement with the rest of the family for a bit which was of course noisy.
But today i haven't done much, playing FFVI because Anonon recommended it to me and it has a pretty amazing soundtrack.
How have you been?
I'm gonna be watching videos on Funker's youtube channel and won't post much after I claim in the next thread
Reply to my post or your mother will maga in her sleep.
Aye to that, got me into post rock.
Fair enough, guessing they need to keep it up for computers if you're studying.
I'll gonna do the same, night all.
i dont need communism its retarded
i really like arcade ahri, what do you think of the skins?
this guys makes pretty baller shit imo
allright i will see what i can do.
>i will start it up tomorrow again
hmms sounds neat
might look into this as well when i hace a pc again
what are you studying, if i may ask?
i feel like its a good think though, dont want my clumsy hands to accidently remove your wrong leg
>this actually happened here once
>sorry everyone i was prepping for zzz's
Oh yea, FF 6 has a great soundtrack. Also, if you didn't see, /^$/ is to filter posts without text in them. I'm fine, school was okay, realized I'm pretty fucking weak during my weight training class cause I haven't been lifting in like forever. But it's a progressive thing, yes? And now I'm just kicking back with some Poker.
Also, not baking.