Waifu claiming thread.
Commit Suicide for your waifu edition:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Hey, a book I liked years ago is getting a movie
Pls No! I'd miss you
But it's fun!
Why the Clinton rally?
I also start class soon, I move in Saturday and start actual classes a week after
inb4 thread gets deleted.
That wasn't me who posted that.
Hello because i must learn about the ties trump has with the alt right. ~
Well then can you get me a new phone?
>Something like that yea
Mein grammar ist slecht und ich weisse nicht viel wörter
Aber ich kann das gutt lesen
Du bist eine lucker dog, ich kan nicht gut arbeitten weil die sonne mir krank macht
>Is that anything good?
Oh well little bit more patience then
Oh damn it is? But how do games like skyward sword work then?
>Extremely slow on my PC
Potato PC or really heavy program?
>Pls kill me
But you still are a filthy loli butt lover?
You keep posting dude, your fault
ok i got the bleach megu what do
Now insert in ass, the whole bottle. (without the lid)
Hey doing pretty good
>One more S to get level 6 Gangplank
>Banned the next game
I'll be on when I'm out of classes in a couple hours
Ah, i understand. well tell me if you get to it at some point perhaps?
>Oh damn it is? But how do games like skyward sword work then?
Some of them have found ways to get the wiimote to work on it i think.
Really heavy program.
Well i hope your laptop comes back soon.
Selamat petang. How'd you sleep?
Steve Austin claimed
A desire for fascism and a hate of Muslims?
Oh, and a large corporation?
You have to do a few favors to pay me back, but it would still be a while
It didn't give me the token even though I got an S. I just want mastery 7 on Leona...
I ranked up to Gold Nova II in CS:go, banned next game for 7 days when the whole team decided we'd kill ourselves with a molotov.
Pearl Claimed for Waifu!
Oh that's actually really interesting, I think I'll look into it when my laptop comes back.
>If it can even run it
Oh damn that's right!
I forgot to tell you, it's comming somewhere begin next week. I'm so excited
>Favours to pay me back
Excuse me? I don't remember this
Please remind me
Figured what? is that not your name? Pulled it off translate?
Were you trying to translate it to Jibreel?
kek, yeah. Stunning is always a good way to keep them from moving. And Leona has basically three stuns.
>When E hits enemy can't move
>Q, stunned, can't move
>Praise the Sun. Cannot fucking move.
And if the ADC is still not down... Either your ADC fucked up or the enemy support played games with your ADC
>Meine Grammatik ist schlecht und ich weiß nicht viele Wörter.
>Aber ich kann das lesen
>Du bist ein Glückspilz (we don't say lucky dog. Glück = Luck and Glückspilz = Lucky Mushroom), ich kann nicht gut arbeiten weil die Sonne mich krank macht.
You don't have that many grammar mistakes, but many spelling ones. It's best if you double check online, you'll learn in time
>I'm still looking up words in english since I have a horrible memory
2 out of 3. They're pretty anti fascist
I fear i must miss it. I must go. Have fun.
His sentence could have 2 different meanings... I don't get it.
Why would use an arabic word for your signature?
What word were you trying to make? I can translate it for you properly.
Loli boat butt lover?
>You already know
Doing something smug?
If I bought you a phone
Or for being a qtπ
That's why I main her, if the ADC follows you the fight is one. If not, you get fucked
Trump has said some slightly fascist things...
>Oh that's actually really interesting, I think I'll look into it when my laptop comes back.
If you can find a safe place to get ISOs then okay.
That's great to hear! maybe you could make a special filename so it's easier to tell if it's you.
Though i find it easy to tell based on the way you say things when you appear.
Got me excited, you bully.
I'm the only senpai. (・ω・)
Oh thank God!
Cirno claim, btw.
But Shizu, what is it with this Rewrite series??
I saw the episode with Shizuru's backstory.
But... I saw it before...
A long time ago, I think...
Is there another series that maybe was similar?
I mean, off the top of my head, I can only think of maybe Charlotte or some other Key production...
But, it seemed so familiar... specifically the memories part...
Am I confusing it? Because... I remember it so clearly...
I love you too, explosive chan <3
The usual. Watching weeb shows. Seeing fate unlimited blade works then some love live
yup, I love her. I still have to find a hero I really enjoy but Supports are all pretty fun
Dunno. Rewrite's a visual novel. Have you played that?
Nice claim are you new?
God's messenger. I guessed that's what you were trying to spell.
That's definitely different, the other one is garbled. two extra vowels.
How long have you been here?
But you are!
Sounds good. I was just playing some league
Thresh and braum are also good options
Oh I see well luckily when I have a writing test I am allowed to use a dictionary and when talking the spelling doesn't matter
Thanks for this dude I really appreciate it.
Oh well then yes, I'd be in a very high dept to you
Yea I'm planning on that, also I can finally download a lot more pictures
>Phone has such a low memory
Well atm there are only two yuno's i believe, and well let's say the other is quite different
>Plus I can finally play some Kirby
No, I haven't, and that's why it's making me bug out.
I only ever Tried Clannad and Planetarian.
(Neither of which I completed...)
But, I remember most of her whole backstory, anyway. It's some kinda weird fucking Deja Vu, but stronger...
But, seriously, I remember most of the stuff in that whole thing...
Why do you stick around? Have we talked before?
I remember when I played Blitzcrank. Was also pretty fun. Who else... Morgana is also fun, Lux meh, Nami is cool
Just wash them all away
No problem. You can do it.
Spin the Wheel of Faggotry.
Don't lie about the results.
Long ass URL.
Well I am spending my afternoon on /waifu/ since I don't have proper Internet yet
I stayed mainly for the anons I knew although I didn't really know anyone the last few weeks except for the token oldfag and still Follower the Threads so who knows, stockholm-syndrome maybe
We have definitely talked but not like this and it was quite some time ago
worst wheel in history
Two hundred USD worth of favors would be pretty great
Soraka is also pretty fun, so many heals
But Yuno is also very popular so it wouldn't surprise me if a third showed up.
That's great! which one do you think you will play first?
This wheel is broken, it says my waifu is shit tier.
What kinda junk are you trying to sell me, blue man?
Where are you from? What did we talk about?
Did you ever tell me your name when I asked for it? I feel like I heard it before...
Couldn't tell you. I've not seen anything -that- similar. Rewrite has been out for around 5 years though, it's possible someone nabbed plot points.
Or that they nabbed plot points.
second roll got me
Now it's the best wheel in history
I don't like Soraka. I just can't seem to take a liking to a girl with a banana on her forehead.
Sona is nice though
>spin The Wheel of Faggotry
>surprised when it acts like a faggot and gives you a result that you don't like
There's a reason it isn't called 'The Wheel of Awesomeness' or 'The Wheel of Accurate Predictions.'
This is not strictly wrong in some ways.
>Doing those stupid fucking Archwing shit missions
>dude has a 400ms ping
>enemies are literally teleporting
>level 4 enemies killing me because I literally cannot hit them
>resort to melee
>now I'm teleporting everywhere
Can you shitters get off of WalMart WiFi on your fucking Dell Laptops when you play online vidya? Please? FFS.
It's freaking weird, though... I remember about her power and even the parents fighting seemed familiar...
Would have preferred cute but that's actually pretty fitting for the Life Fiber part.
I'm too lazy to find a pic of Chris Hansen in my messy folder, someone post one for me
Think that's bad? Try facing walmart wifi shitters when trying to go for 9-0 flawless for loot in pvp
Only to be paired with said shitters in the final 3 wins needed
I told you where i'm from already
We did talk I can't remember what we talked about though. I mostly ignored you for the longest time though so it was definitely nothing major we talked about
We're talking about 1 instance here, I only remember ever writing you once before this
I still claimed back when I did talk to people, you never needed to ask my Name
Jibril is what you put into Google translator to get funny translations
you still play league?
i can really recomend supp kench, you are so annoying and its great
hey alice, feeling better?
then its settled? ill send you my adress to you
thats true i guess, well we have a few more days lets hope no one comes
>i was thinking about tsun yun but the nick is kinda falling off
i guess i really need to think about it
and uh i kinda forgot.
>i didnt write down which you recommended
im a scatterbrain, what did you tell me again?
speak of the devil
whats up man?
i mean you says hi to you
>something big boss joke
Hi you three.
What's up Fran . anything good?
The animation, color and fighting is amazing dude
Hello my British friend
Purple haired waifu are the best
Hello new guy
I got dangerous on my second roll, I guess she can be. Only on accident, and it is generally the patients' fault
But you can make so many "horny" jokes
You got LEWD on the second roll?
Your life is pain
Part of why I never play ranked in league
Support kench is great
I don't have that kind of money at the moment, but I could send you other things
Not much, just ready to move
I don't care what you are playing, you could be playing Transformice, but being a WalMart Wifi Laptop shitter should be a felony.
First I need a PC or Laptop that can run league.
Then I'm playing League again. And Overwatch. I'm so gonna buy Overwatch
But I like Leona Puns more.
>I need something fun and salty
Ah alright, I thought that was just where you were living, not where you were from.
You ignored me on purpose? Did I do something to upset you?
Hey there Ika, how's it going?
Next 2 were strange and smart, though.
So, she's the loli genius who skipped ahead a bunch of grades and "hangs out" in the library or the like?
I'd say start with Ultra
It's starts off really easy and lets you get used to the game but eventully gets really difficult, also has the best boss fights and soundtrack.
For the name thing i'd put something like Pink Goddess in there since she actually did become something like that.
Back is less sore yeah. Took a few tylenol earlier and it seems to have helped
Hello Ika, how are you?
You still here? Who is you're waifu?
Spin the wheel.
One of these days I'll end up destorying my ps4 because of destiny's bs
I'm starting to see why dedicated servers is needed
How's it going Yuno?
Heyo Smug mug. Can't remember if you told me, but guessing you're from the states?
My life is pretty bad in my opinion. Definitely laughable
oh damn, whats wrong
>mine hasnt been good either
i guess today wasnt a yuno claimer day
kek i was joking bby, what are you thinking about though?
why dont you have one atm?
>i too want overwatch
my laptop died just when i was about to buy it, i guess the universe wanted to protect my wallet
>need something fun and salty
>not unbenching the kench
cmon chara he is the salt meister
okay thanks, sounds like a blast
>writing it down
that music is so much fun, damn nui you are hyping me so hard
and that does sound like a good idea. i am gonna consider that
thats good news, had a good walk?
anything planned for today?
Well I put you with the bunch that I didn't care about and just scrolled past your posts tbh
Although my attitude towards these threads was very different then
Unlikely that you'd get a negative reaction off me solely from a thread
I'll give it a watch eventually, I have my hands full with legend of the Galactic Heroes
95 episodes of the main series, two movies, and a short spin off left to go!
Why didn't riot remove the "t" out of her ability descriptions? Turn stun to sun...
It probably should be
If anything I was laughing at Cirno since you sniped their get.
Have SOME sense of self worth, kid.
This stuff has the STRONGEST PH, right?
Tomo-chan is getting these fecking TRIPS, and not ME?!
But I'M the STRONGEST!
This has to be some form of poetry.
Alright, nice to meet you again then. I suppose there's no way I can know who you claimed here?
Have to clean up the backyard later, tons of shit laying around from old ac jobs, they're a pain in the ass BUT I guess it's extra money from the copper
Sure man. It will work.
In a semi-related note.
How do you all feel about Orihime winning the Ichigo-bowl and Renji winning Best girl?
Personally I was a IchigoxRukia shipper but I'm kinda happy still.
4g is shitting on me right now.
You're moving out? Where you moving too?
That's cool I guess.
I'm just sitting in an empty bus.
>walk to bus stop
>watch my bus drive away when I arrive
>missed the bus by a minute
>another bus comes by like, 1 minute later.
I shit you not, this happened.
Anything good on your end?
Pretty good. Going to my only class of the day and then going back home. You?
Leveling my Death Knight in World of Warcraft to 100, trying out these Legion pre events. They're pretty fdun
Oh, I didn't notice