Waifu claiming thread.
Commit Suicide for your waifu edition:
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>>701101571
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Claimed
Best waifu
Yuuko Aioi claimed!
(・ω・)
Claimed best waifu
Hey, a book I liked years ago is getting a movie
https://youtu.be/WMgm20Di9Wg
>>701112323
Pls No! I'd miss you
>>701111977
RIP megumin
>>701111996
But it's fun!
>>701112003
Hey there
Why the Clinton rally?
>>701112022
I also start class soon, I move in Saturday and start actual classes a week after
Claimed.
inb4 thread gets deleted.
>>701112259
That wasn't me who posted that.
Try again.
Something something filthy
>>701112471
Your waifu
This shit again
>>701112433
Hello because i must learn about the ties trump has with the alt right. ~
>>701112433
Well then can you get me a new phone?
>>701111074
>Something like that yea
Mein grammar ist slecht und ich weisse nicht viel wörter
Aber ich kann das gutt lesen
Du bist eine lucker dog, ich kan nicht gut arbeitten weil die sonne mir krank macht
>Is that anything good?
>>701111230
Oh well little bit more patience then
Oh damn it is? But how do games like skyward sword work then?
>Extremely slow on my PC
Potato PC or really heavy program?
>Pls kill me
>Yuno
>>701112461
But you still are a filthy loli butt lover?
>>701112546
You keep posting dude, your fault
>>701112046
ok i got the bleach megu what do
>>701112349
senpai (・ω・)
>>701112619
#picklegate
Hello
>>701112665
Now insert in ass, the whole bottle. (without the lid)
Saber claim
>>701111174
Hey doing pretty good
>One more S to get level 6 Gangplank
>Banned the next game
Never lucky.
I'll be on when I'm out of classes in a couple hours
>>701112022 (Karen)
Ah, i understand. well tell me if you get to it at some point perhaps?
>>701112323 (Yuno)
>Oh damn it is? But how do games like skyward sword work then?
Some of them have found ways to get the wiimote to work on it i think.
Really heavy program.
Well i hope your laptop comes back soon.
>>701112624
>>701112546
Tag.
>>701112439
Selamat petang. How'd you sleep?
>>701112665
hey there
(・ω・)
Steve Austin claimed
gotem boys
>>701112619
A desire for fascism and a hate of Muslims?
Oh, and a large corporation?
>>701112624
You have to do a few favors to pay me back, but it would still be a while
>>701112859
It didn't give me the token even though I got an S. I just want mastery 7 on Leona...
>>701112859
I ranked up to Gold Nova II in CS:go, banned next game for 7 days when the whole team decided we'd kill ourselves with a molotov.
Still here, Ghabril?
>>701112798
I don't think it would fit
>>701112956
(・ω・)
Where is other senpai?
>>701112643
You forgot a word.
>Desu
>Not Desu Wa
You can fuck right off.
>>701112046
Pearl Claimed for Waifu!
>>701113067
I figured it'd turn out like that
>>701112956
Fine.
Hillary died
You already know
>>701112873
Oh that's actually really interesting, I think I'll look into it when my laptop comes back.
>If it can even run it
Oh damn that's right!
I forgot to tell you, it's comming somewhere begin next week. I'm so excited
>>701113017
>Favours to pay me back
Excuse me? I don't remember this
Please remind me
>>701113347
I love you smug-chan <3
>>701113264
Figured what? is that not your name? Pulled it off translate?
Were you trying to translate it to Jibreel?
>>701113507
I used Google for that and it's basically my ns signature
It turned out alright though
>>701111882
kek, yeah. Stunning is always a good way to keep them from moving. And Leona has basically three stuns.
>When E hits enemy can't move
>Q, stunned, can't move
>Praise the Sun. Cannot fucking move.
And if the ADC is still not down... Either your ADC fucked up or the enemy support played games with your ADC
>>701112323
>>701112624
So so
>Meine Grammatik ist schlecht und ich weiß nicht viele Wörter.
>Aber ich kann das lesen
>Du bist ein Glückspilz (we don't say lucky dog. Glück = Luck and Glückspilz = Lucky Mushroom), ich kann nicht gut arbeiten weil die Sonne mich krank macht.
You don't have that many grammar mistakes, but many spelling ones. It's best if you double check online, you'll learn in time
>I'm still looking up words in english since I have a horrible memory
>>701113017
2 out of 3. They're pretty anti fascist
I fear i must miss it. I must go. Have fun.
>>701113507
His sentence could have 2 different meanings... I don't get it.
>>701113615
Why would use an arabic word for your signature?
What word were you trying to make? I can translate it for you properly.
>>701113347
>>701113720
Well at least you got the second meaning which was probably lost on the Rest of the readers
>>701113113
Loli boat butt lover?
>>701113347
>You already know
Doing something smug?
>>701113436
If I bought you a phone
Or for being a qtπ
>>701113671
That's why I main her, if the ADC follows you the fight is one. If not, you get fucked
>>701113713
Trump has said some slightly fascist things...
Fuggen Levi claim
>>701113436
>Oh that's actually really interesting, I think I'll look into it when my laptop comes back.
If you can find a safe place to get ISOs then okay.
That's great to hear! maybe you could make a special filename so it's easier to tell if it's you.
Though i find it easy to tell based on the way you say things when you appear.
wood goblins
>>701113936
There you go.
And no.
>>701113296
Got me excited, you bully.
>>701113072
I'm the only senpai. (・ω・)
>>701112461
Oh thank God!
It's Shizu-chan!
Cirno claim, btw.
But Shizu, what is it with this Rewrite series??
I saw the episode with Shizuru's backstory.
But... I saw it before...
A long time ago, I think...
Is there another series that maybe was similar?
I mean, off the top of my head, I can only think of maybe Charlotte or some other Key production...
But, it seemed so familiar... specifically the memories part...
Am I confusing it? Because... I remember it so clearly...
>>701113471
I love you too, explosive chan <3
>>701113936
The usual. Watching weeb shows. Seeing fate unlimited blade works then some love live
>>701113936
yup, I love her. I still have to find a hero I really enjoy but Supports are all pretty fun
>>701113776
The translation doesn't really matter when you are the only Person who can even read it, does it?
Is this any different?
جِبْرِيل
>>701114151
Dunno. Rewrite's a visual novel. Have you played that?
>>701113948
Nice claim are you new?
>>701114275
God's messenger. I guessed that's what you were trying to spell.
That's definitely different, the other one is garbled. two extra vowels.
How long have you been here?
>>701114426
Yeh, was here a couple of days ago
>>701112397
>13 YEARS OLD
>>701114091
But you are!
>>701114164
Sounds good. I was just playing some league
>>701114251
Thresh and braum are also good options
>>701114503
Wew
>How long have I been here
I think the Log on my phone showed the first wntry in march of this year, so i guess febuary
>>701114543
Fresh meat for the grinder.
>>701113671
Oh I see well luckily when I have a writing test I am allowed to use a dictionary and when talking the spelling doesn't matter
Thanks for this dude I really appreciate it.
>>701113936
Oh well then yes, I'd be in a very high dept to you
>>701114006
Yea I'm planning on that, also I can finally download a lot more pictures
>Phone has such a low memory
Well atm there are only two yuno's i believe, and well let's say the other is quite different
>Plus I can finally play some Kirby
>>701114361
No, I haven't, and that's why it's making me bug out.
I only ever Tried Clannad and Planetarian.
(Neither of which I completed...)
But, I remember most of her whole backstory, anyway. It's some kinda weird fucking Deja Vu, but stronger...
(STRONGER)
But, seriously, I remember most of the stuff in that whole thing...
Hi
>>701114630
Why do you stick around? Have we talked before?
>>701114637
I know, it's a slippery slope
>>701114623
I remember when I played Blitzcrank. Was also pretty fun. Who else... Morgana is also fun, Lux meh, Nami is cool
Just wash them all away
>>701114682
No problem. You can do it.
>>701114814
>slippery when wet
>>701114999
9
>>701114999
Spin the Wheel of Faggotry.
Don't lie about the results.
Long ass URL.
http://wheeldecide.com/index.php?c1=Great.&c2=Awful.&c3=Nice.&c4=Rude.&c5=Cute.&c6=Lewd.&c7=Loving.&c8=Hateful.&c9=Cool.&c10=Autistic.&c11=Yandere.&c12=Tsundere.&c13=God-Tier&c14=Shit-Tier&c15=Dominant.&c16=Submissive.&c17=Strange.&c18=Purple.&c19=Tall.&c20=Fat.&c21=Old.&c22=Thin.&c23=Short.&c24=Young.&c25=Crazy.&c26=Dangerous.&c27=Smart.&c28=Stupid.&t=Let+The+Wheel+of+Faggotry+decide+the+adjective+that+describes+your+Waifu.&time=5
>>701114951
smooth
>claimed
>>701114989
>>701115034
>>701114740
Well I am spending my afternoon on /waifu/ since I don't have proper Internet yet
I stayed mainly for the anons I knew although I didn't really know anyone the last few weeks except for the token oldfag and still Follower the Threads so who knows, stockholm-syndrome maybe
We have definitely talked but not like this and it was quite some time ago
>>701115036
>old
worst wheel in history
>>701115036
>Strange
Ok I guess.
>>701114682
Two hundred USD worth of favors would be pretty great
For me
>>701114736
Hey ika
>>701114909
Soraka is also pretty fun, so many heals
>>701115036
Purple
>>701114682
But Yuno is also very popular so it wouldn't surprise me if a third showed up.
That's great! which one do you think you will play first?
>>701115203
>Crazy
Doll claimed.
>>701115036
>Loving
>Pic related
>>701115036
>Smart
I suppose
>>701115036
This wheel is broken, it says my waifu is shit tier.
What kinda junk are you trying to sell me, blue man?
>>701115158
Where are you from? What did we talk about?
Did you ever tell me your name when I asked for it? I feel like I heard it before...
>>701114720
Couldn't tell you. I've not seen anything -that- similar. Rewrite has been out for around 5 years though, it's possible someone nabbed plot points.
Or that they nabbed plot points.
Oi misliked
>>701115036
>>701115191
second roll got me
>lewd
Now it's the best wheel in history
>>701115276
I don't like Soraka. I just can't seem to take a liking to a girl with a banana on her forehead.
Sona is nice though
>>701115393
>spin The Wheel of Faggotry
>surprised when it acts like a faggot and gives you a result that you don't like
There's a reason it isn't called 'The Wheel of Awesomeness' or 'The Wheel of Accurate Predictions.'
>>701115036
purple
This is not strictly wrong in some ways.
>>701115465
>second roll
>Warframing
>Doing those stupid fucking Archwing shit missions
>dude has a 400ms ping
>enemies are literally teleporting
>level 4 enemies killing me because I literally cannot hit them
>resort to melee
>now I'm teleporting everywhere
Can you shitters get off of WalMart WiFi on your fucking Dell Laptops when you play online vidya? Please? FFS.
>>701115036
>pic related
>>701115058
IKR? :-P
>>701115112
IKR....
>>701115418
Hmmm
It's freaking weird, though... I remember about her power and even the parents fighting seemed familiar...
>>701115036
>Strange
Would have preferred cute but that's actually pretty fitting for the Life Fiber part.
>>701112461
Then let me try again
Golden eye loli boat butt lover
>>701115566
purple is high tier, tripdubdub
>>701115654
>Young
I'm too lazy to find a pic of Chris Hansen in my messy folder, someone post one for me
>>701115590
Think that's bad? Try facing walmart wifi shitters when trying to go for 9-0 flawless for loot in pvp
Only to be paired with said shitters in the final 3 wins needed
>>701115393
I told you where i'm from already
Germany
We did talk I can't remember what we talked about though. I mostly ignored you for the longest time though so it was definitely nothing major we talked about
We're talking about 1 instance here, I only remember ever writing you once before this
I still claimed back when I did talk to people, you never needed to ask my Name
Jibril is what you put into Google translator to get funny translations
>>701114909
you still play league?
i can really recomend supp kench, you are so annoying and its great
>>701115079
hey alice, feeling better?
>>701115276
then its settled? ill send you my adress to you
>>701115278
thats true i guess, well we have a few more days lets hope no one comes
>i was thinking about tsun yun but the nick is kinda falling off
i guess i really need to think about it
and uh i kinda forgot.
>i didnt write down which you recommended
im a scatterbrain, what did you tell me again?
>>701115375
speak of the devil
whats up man?
>>701115384
hey me
i mean you says hi to you
>something big boss joke
>yuno
>>701115036
Nice.
That she is
The wheel doesn't lie
>>701115679
No.
>>701115058
>>701115079
>>701115112
Hi you three.
>>701115276
What's up Fran . anything good?
>>701115036
>>701115904
Yes
>>701114623
The animation, color and fighting is amazing dude
>>701115036
Cute
>>701115384
Hello my British friend
>>701115684
Purple haired waifu are the best
>>701115465
Hello new guy
>>701115845
Dreading today
>>701115036
>Yandere
I got dangerous on my second roll, I guess she can be. Only on accident, and it is generally the patients' fault
>>701115528
But you can make so many "horny" jokes
>>701115572
You got LEWD on the second roll?
Oh my...
>>701115796
Your life is pain
Part of why I never play ranked in league
>>701115845
Support kench is great
I don't have that kind of money at the moment, but I could send you other things
>>701115923
Not much, just ready to move
>>701115796
I don't care what you are playing, you could be playing Transformice, but being a WalMart Wifi Laptop shitter should be a felony.
>>701115845
First I need a PC or Laptop that can run league.
Then I'm playing League again. And Overwatch. I'm so gonna buy Overwatch
>>701116079
But I like Leona Puns more.
>I need something fun and salty
>>701116031
Nope.
>>701116110
>>701115842
Ah alright, I thought that was just where you were living, not where you were from.
You ignored me on purpose? Did I do something to upset you?
>>701115923
Hey there Ika, how's it going?
>>701115744
Next 2 were strange and smart, though.
So, she's the loli genius who skipped ahead a bunch of grades and "hangs out" in the library or the like?
>>701115845
I'd say start with Ultra
It's starts off really easy and lets you get used to the game but eventully gets really difficult, also has the best boss fights and soundtrack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bab9jZHOVc0
For the name thing i'd put something like Pink Goddess in there since she actually did become something like that.
>>701115845
Back is less sore yeah. Took a few tylenol earlier and it seems to have helped
>>701115923
Hello Ika, how are you?
>>701116333
3
>>701116252
You still here? Who is you're waifu?
>>701116335
FUCK!!!!!
>>701116252
Spin the wheel.
http://wheeldecide.com/index.php?c1=Yes&t=Should+you+delete+this%3F&time=5
>>701116444
>>701116226
Non white hair golden eye loli boat butt lover
>>701116389
>>701116335
>>701116333
lmao@urlife
>>701116079
One of these days I'll end up destorying my ps4 because of destiny's bs
>>701116110
I'm starting to see why dedicated servers is needed
>>701116381
>>701116516
>>701116555
>>701116666
6
six
sicks
>>701115845
https://youtu.be/b8xAKEZukGw
How's it going Yuno?
>>701116058
Heyo Smug mug. Can't remember if you told me, but guessing you're from the states?
>>701116335
3?
>>701116475
My life is pretty bad in my opinion. Definitely laughable
>>701116468
Nope...
>>701116067
oh damn, whats wrong
>mine hasnt been good either
i guess today wasnt a yuno claimer day
>>701116079
kek i was joking bby, what are you thinking about though?
>>701116184
why dont you have one atm?
>i too want overwatch
my laptop died just when i was about to buy it, i guess the universe wanted to protect my wallet
>need something fun and salty
>not unbenching the kench
cmon chara he is the salt meister
>>701116297
okay thanks, sounds like a blast
>writing it down
that music is so much fun, damn nui you are hyping me so hard
and that does sound like a good idea. i am gonna consider that
>>701116333
thats good news, had a good walk?
anything planned for today?
>yuno
>>701116666
6
>>701116262
Well I put you with the bunch that I didn't care about and just scrolled past your posts tbh
Although my attitude towards these threads was very different then
Unlikely that you'd get a negative reaction off me solely from a thread
>>701116058
I'll give it a watch eventually, I have my hands full with legend of the Galactic Heroes
95 episodes of the main series, two movies, and a short spin off left to go!
>>701116184
Why didn't riot remove the "t" out of her ability descriptions? Turn stun to sun...
>>701116476
It probably should be
>I want to see her screaming in pleasure as a dog knots and fills her tight pussy full of hot sperm
>>701116649
Hahahaha
>>701116649
If anything I was laughing at Cirno since you sniped their get.
Have SOME sense of self worth, kid.
>>701116475
>>701116592
>>701116640
>>701116683
fuck.....
This stuff has the STRONGEST PH, right?
>>701116650
...
>>701116777
Tomo-chan is getting these fecking TRIPS, and not ME?!
:'''''''''((
But I'M the STRONGEST!
>>701116999
nine
9
nein
I got this...........
>>701116777
>>701116787
This has to be some form of poetry.
>>701116684
Alright, nice to meet you again then. I suppose there's no way I can know who you claimed here?
>>701116678
Have to clean up the backyard later, tons of shit laying around from old ac jobs, they're a pain in the ass BUT I guess it's extra money from the copper
>>701116787
Sure man. It will work.
In a semi-related note.
How do you all feel about Orihime winning the Ichigo-bowl and Renji winning Best girl?
Personally I was a IchigoxRukia shipper but I'm kinda happy still.
>>701116965
what?
>>701116999
4g is shitting on me right now.
>>701116079
You're moving out? Where you moving too?
>>701115036
>Cool
That's cool I guess.
>>701116262
I'm just sitting in an empty bus.
>walk to bus stop
>watch my bus drive away when I arrive
>missed the bus by a minute
>another bus comes by like, 1 minute later.
I shit you not, this happened.
Anything good on your end?
>>701116333
Pretty good. Going to my only class of the day and then going back home. You?
>>701116678
Leveling my Death Knight in World of Warcraft to 100, trying out these Legion pre events. They're pretty fdun
>>701116771
Exactly this
>>701116777
Oh, I didn't notice
>nice get
