the best kardashian is not even a kardashian
pic related a close 2nd
taking her down below to the love cave
pretty elaborate ruse
he does look like he is floating though LOL
how is he levitating like that
best she ever looked was in virgin suicides
M-My m-mistress Natalie Portman t-took one look at m-my m-member and frowned s-saying, "What the fuck is that? Do you expect that mini-dick to satisfy me?"... She then t-took i-immediate c-command o-of o-our relationship and ordered me t-to s-suck h-her toes saying a half-man sissy like me doesn't deserve t-to b-be in c-command o-of anything, m-m-much less our relationship... She s-said only real men can satisfy h-her and told me she w-will start s-seeing l-lovers v-very often from n-now on t-to make u-up for my deficiencies... I-I m-moaned in s-sorrow as I-I kneeled and s-sucked on h-her dirty filthy f-feet... B-But I-I d-did n-not utter any protest b-because she is one of the g-greatest woman o-on the earth: v-very blessed in wealth, beauty and f-fame... Next t-to h-her I-I w-was like a-a l-little flea whose b-best f-fate w-was t-to be stepped on b-by her...
Florida white trash, I guess.
After a-a f-few m-months of w-watching other m-men t-take h-her in our b-b-bedroom I-I have begun t-to accept m-my place in h-her l-life... H-Her d-desire f-for l-large well endowed m-men is the m-most important thing in our r-relationship... She h-has t-told m-me h-her ass is itching f-for proper s-service as w-well and s-since I-I'm the l-lowest peg in the chain of c-command it i-is m-my duty t-to maintain it in any w-way p-possible... She m-makes s-sure she c-calls m-me after t-taking a-a huge d-dump and g-gets me t-to clean h-her up thoroughly...
She also s-says n-nothing f-feels b-better t-to her than being penetrated b-by a-a h-huge alpha dick while a c-cuck l-licks h-her t-tiny brown h-hole at the s-same t-time... S-So I-I g-get a b-bird's eye v-view of the b-bull's thrusting while d-deeply tonguing h-her blow-hole...
liking her short blond hair
it works on her
You fucking cunts and your meat head style of writing. Stuff half a table of pool balls up your ass, you woman.
if game of thrones had started 4 years sooner she could have been the khaleesi
Never noticed she had one.
such a goofball
i think that stroke messed her up a bit in the head
My M-M-Mistress has drained m-more m-men than I-I can count... She s-says h-her b-biggest enjoyment i-in l-life is t-to g-get alpha men off... She w-wishes there w-was a w-way where every d-day a-a couple g-gallons o-of sperm could b-be d-delivered t-to her d-door from all the m-men around the w-world she g-gets off..
Welcome to the Rileys.
wish she had a stronger upper lip game though, her only real flaw
as opposed to the ones who are no longer living
Love those little boobies.