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Waifu claiming thread.


>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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delet this
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More of a /k/ weeb, but yeah a weeb
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Friday, but that's only for muslims, it's not enforced and you only go to the friday prayer for 20 minutes then go home. If you want you can stay longer for the full 2 or 3 hours but most people don't.

Half the country is christian, it's not a minority.
I'm trying to get a slave myself but Ali won't give me a good deal.
But nah no oil and no slaves, it's a shithole because the leaders are corrupt as fuck. Too much embezzlement. It's not that bad though, just behind on tech a little.
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Very nice feet
Claiming Akiko best girl

It's mandatory for all belgians who study above what is considered the average if that makes any sense. I did live close to the german speaking part when I was younger. Nice people. I like the germans way more than I like the french
Only the east germans learn dutch I assume?
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How're you doing today?
replying to your own pic
you've been doing this samefag for a while
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The next claiming post that ends in a 2 officially has the nicest feet.
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>>701101528 (nui)
oh damn, im pretty excited tbh i am loving this so far

im watching sub, but ill prob rewatch it in dub sometime soon
>im missing some stuff because its being streamed

oh well atleast thats pretty lucky
im glad you are okay thats all
was your family scared or why were they so noisy

Well, by canon law sunday is quite extreme for Christians. All non-essential services close or are reduced. Nobody is supposed to work beyond what is absolutely necessary.
Historically at least some of the day was supposed to be spent with bible study, beyond the church service (obligatory for catholics, otherwise, you know, hell).
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you are retarded
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welcome back pretty boi
>>701101267 #
>wusste nicht...
Das war bewusst nicht Teil des Konversationsabsatzes

>kein weeb
Ok die meisten hier sind gerade mal über Mainstream animu
Genau da liegt mein Problem
Bis auf deine schwule Seite bist du "normal" (normal aus 4chan Perspektive)
Warum bist du dann aber hier?
Wäre es nicht angenehmer mit echten Menschen deinen Tag zu verbringen?
And you're posting very good images.
maybe i am
yes u are
thanks for diagnosing me doc
np you lonely shit
You should watch it somewhere that you could catch every moment of it then.

>was your family scared or why were they so noisy

Some of them were scared and some of them were fighting for some dumb reason. it was just incredibly noisy, feels kinda nice that it's over now though.
that's mean
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Rough week? You good now?
Why aren't these threads on /a/?
and u are lonely 30+ years old fag
Oh shit, I don't think that's ever been mentioned before!
Everyone, move the threads to /a/, this poster is a complete genius!!!!!1111one
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>Warum bist du hier und nicht bei anderen Menschen
Weil ich am Arsch der Welt wohne. Ich brauch 2 Stunden in die Stadt und 2 Stunden zurück. Also wenn ich mich mit jemanden treffen will darf ich mal 4 Stunden Reise einplanen und die meisten Leutchen wollen sich nen Film anschauen, essen und dann wieder heim. Ich müsste also 4 Stunden reisen um 2 Stunden was zu unternehmen.
Und ja, es wäre viel angenehmer mit echten Menschen meinen Tag zu verbringen.
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Im tired but i think im going to take a nap soon
What about you?
In case you aren't just shitposting.

It's because waifu threads are banned on /a/ and mostly because not everyones waifu is from an anime.
anything else?
because /a/ has trash waifus
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23.jpg never replies. You are being goofy.
I'd say your country is a shithole because you have nothing worth having.

Can't you move to Yurop when you are done studying? Or marry some bitch for a goat or two and get citizenship?
There are plenty of Muslims here who'd sell their daughters. Not many Levantines tho so you should probably try to find a turk for that.

Why do you live the first world life tho? Is your das high Ranking Party member or some shit?
sorry that you are so lonely lol
youre here 24/7 lmao
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i like watching with other people though, but you are right. perhaps will all night this.
>do you prefer the sub or dub btw?
im enjoying the sub a lot but dont really know the difference

thats weird, i bet thats noisy. you didnt have earbuds on you?
i bet i cant imagine how annoying that could be. now you can with us again. perhaps catch up on some sleep.
Yeah, things seem okay now i suppose.

How have you been?
i actually sleep and stuff surprisingly
so it's more like 15/7
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ecce navem
what a loner hahah
nobody likes you irl eh?
How do you find things to do for that long on here?
Not an idiot, not crazy, not overly girly, just a normal cute tourguide.
Everyone hates the French so that's no surprise

I assume you meant West?
Either way, not in school I think. The bordering areas may do it but even there it's probably not a priority since the bordering nederlanders actually speak something closer to old low german than modern dutch. And you guys don't even border germany
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Penny Claim
>MFW paid day off for setting up 120 new laptops to replace the shit tier Chromebooks we got.
>MFW all I had to do was set one to format and then link the rest to it so they formatted the same way.
Kek. Can't complain though.
Yea i tought so
You pathetic shit
Do to play vidya?
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Probably the same kek, it's getting late and I'm getting bored and tired, have to be up tomorrow.
Do you work?

We have Cedar trees, great scenery and decent amount of good people and nice music.

I'd like to move to Europe but at it's current state I don't think it would be safe. I'll move to Canada once my visa gets sorted, hopefully.
Kek I don't think they accept goat as a currency, if that was the case I'd grab a few and head on over.
I don't care what race or religion they are, if someone were to sell his daughter then that's pretty sad. And nah I'm good, there are plenty of fine women here. I just need to get off my ass and try to pick some up.

I don't live the first world life, I have a laptop, a phone and an internet connection, it's all common here, everyone has it. The internet connection is just really shitty because the two phones companies are owned by the government and control prices while blocking new entries.

Decent enough, I should have signed up for classes today but I was too lazy and procrastinated too hard, kek. I'll be going first thing in the morning. For now I'm just eating and chilling.
Bruck ist nu nicht so schlimm dachte ich, oder gibts da keine Kinos? Alles nach Wien ausgelagert?

>Und ja, es wäre viel angenehmer mit echten Menschen meinen Tag zu verbringen.
Wenn du also nach Wien ziehst demnächst(?) brauchst du /waifu/ nicht mehr?
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Greetings Penny
Seems like you had a fun day
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if dubs waifu machine is now duke nukem machine
>sanic checkem
you tought so?
i am pretty pathetic tbh
not really
Man, I swear you are the most unpopular faggot in here. Does anyone genuinely likes you? Except that oldfag who says hi to anyone, even if they are shitposters
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I woke up about an hour ago, feels gud.
>I wanted to sleep longer but my body wouldn't allow it.
Now I'm playing Siege.
yeah i know
You added konata anon on facebook man, how lonely you must be? Fucking hilarious
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My balls, your face.
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Penguin, I guess. Don't even have an aircraft catapult.
Matches the colors, too.

How goes it, Yuuko?
I guess i could understand that but it would be best to catch every moment, especially when Nui starts doing things.

>thats weird, i bet thats noisy. you didnt have earbuds on you?
>im enjoying the sub a lot but dont really know the difference
The sub is best in my opinion, main diffrence in the other one is there's a lot of language, Nui is one of the few who rarely speaks in a vulgar manner.>>701102894
>thats weird, i bet thats noisy. you didnt have earbuds on you?
Nope, on the bright side my older dog decided to hang out with me while i was down there, he's pretty calm.
>i bet i cant imagine how annoying that could be. now you can with us again. perhaps catch up on some sleep.
It's best i stay up for awhile so i don't change my sleep pattern again, i'll be here for a bit/
That's nice, do you listen to anything while you chill?
How would you know who he is?
Whoops, messed up a bit on there.
Because I know.
You lonely shit
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Bruck ist nicht so schlimm, das stimmt. Da fährt jede halbe Stunde oder bestenfalls alle 15 Minuten ein Zug.
Und nein, Bruck hat kein Kino
Aber ich wohn nicht in Bruck sondern in Pischelsdorf. Und der Bahnhof ist in Götzendorf. Einmal 4 Kilometer durch die Gegend radeln und auf den Zug kommen der nur jede Stunde kommt, bestenfalls jede halbe Stunde

Nah, I'm not the most unpopular one in here. That would be you.

Sounds like fun. It's good that your body won't allow you to sleep longer. Means you're healthy in mind and body
E d g y
>Everyone hates the French
This is true no matter where I am or who I ask
>I assume you meant West?
Looks like we both fucked up now
>And you guys don't even border germany
I totally fucking forgot Luxembourg even exists because it's even less memorable than Trey Smith

Halla Hatsu. Nice to see you again
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I forgot my music wasn't on, thanks.
I just listen to my playlist, although I REALLY enjoy the silence too. What about you? Do you listen to stuff? Which music?

Hi feets, how are you doing?
You're just throwing around meme words now.
Please stop posting.
Not. You basically get no replies when you say "good morning".
That's pretty sad in my opinion.
That was like 3 months ago
how sad do you have to be to bring that up?
I'm good. Are you?
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I clean offices, houses and things like that
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Yep, I practically kicked myself outta bed like
>"Get up ya lazy fuck."
But I got a bit done around the house too, harvested some tomatez
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How sad can you be to add someone from the thread who posted his little fake dic pic on facebook?
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Does it pay well? It must be very tiring. Do you mind it or nah?
>We have Cedar trees, great scenery and decent amount of good people and nice music.
Portugal, Spain and Italy have that too but without Trave restrictions, a civil war to the north and angry Jews to the south

>I'd like to move to Europe but at it's current state I don't think it would be safe.
Yeah you should probably wait until we remove the garbage we imported over the years
Livin in a cellar hiding from the SS is probably not your goal

>I'll move to Canada once my visa gets sorted, hopefully.
Best of luck

>Kek I don't think they accept goat as a currency, if that was the case I'd grab a few and head on over.
I don't care what race or religion they are, if someone were to sell his daughter then that's pretty sad.
Well I am just assuming they'd sell citizenship with how frequently they go home

>The internet connection is just really shitty because the two phones companies are owned by the government and control prices while blocking new entries.
>owned by the government
>still shitty
You should start a civil war to get rid of your oppressor
Yea you're right, I'll start rewatching after dinner
Oh I see well sub it is then
Doggos are best. Always reliable friends
Good idea, you worked so hard to get it this way
>Played smash today
I noticed how freaking cute Kirby is when he swallow Mr game and watch
You up to anything today?

>Made my post a mess as well so you don't feel bad :^)
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Hi Peaches. I wasn't feeling so well, but things are better now.

Hello Karen. Not so bad, waiting for my pizza.
Hope you are well, too.

Yee, but pretty hungry.
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That would imply that only I get no replies. Scroll up

Oh, you are growing something in your garden? Sounds nice. Parents do that too but the snails are always eating our salads
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What about me, though?

And Hi Chara.
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It's gotta be mugi


Hey tsuzu, how've you been?
>ignoriert die 2. Frage
Da warens nur noch, ähh einer?
Alle deutschen anons verschwinden und lassen mich hier allein
Ich werde hier auf dich warten...
You didn't got any when you said good morning
You just jump into discussions randomly because nobody would reply to you
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Definitely not Mugi
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he actually posted it here
If me adding klonata is seriously the only thing you have to say im disappointed
Me always has nice feet
Well now you fucking up some shit nigga
I was eferring to flanders, belgium borders Germany it's just that the bordering people are walloons or germans
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I don't have a huge snail problem
>Except in my pond but they don't bug the fish so its cool.
They usually stay out of the garden, its very open and lots of birds hang out in my garden
>Sun flower seeds all over that place.
>Birds love it.
>Keeps most pests out, they don't bug my other crops
Good trade off.
definitely not a 15 fag spouting memes in his free time irl
you're very disappointed in your life
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>desperate for replies

Here you go.
Lately i've been listening to a lot of music from the Kirby series, i listen to this one very frequently.
I tend to watch both a lot as the dub has it's humorous moments as well.

Doggos are to perfect for this world.

Duck Hunt Kirby is the cutest. You mean when he turns black and white? Meta Knight looks a little bit like that when unmasked except dark blue.

I had to start over on FFVI because i saved over a save instead of loading it but i wasn't too far.

I think i might watch something later as well.
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Depends on what im cleaning i guess
Its tireing and i want to do something else but i have no other option at the moment
No clue what you're talking about sachii
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Kinda bad, I was feeling sleepy constantly. I'm glad it's a little better today.
Is it getting autumn or something?

I'm sure I do, too.
I hope I didn't miss me.
Tbh you seem like a massive projecting faggot. You have nothing better to do than follow that guy around and call him lonely? Hypocritical.
That all you have?
Honestly with all the autistic things i have done here i thought i had given you plent to say how sad my life is
not me fag
me misses me a lot when me isn't with me
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Heya Hatsu! How are you?

Wups, sorry, ganz vergessen.
Keine Ahnung ehrlich gesagt. Ich bin halt doch gerne alleine. Eine gesunde Mischung zwischen mit Leuten was unternehmen und alleine sein.
Also kann ich dir jetzt ehrlich gesagt noch nicht sagen.

Denke aber nicht dass ich komplett verschwinden werde.

So... basically the same you do?

Yup, sounds like a deal you have with your Fauna and Flora.
Our Garden is... well I'd say average. Not too big and not too small. Sometimes we even find a Praying Mantis in our garden. But I suppose our birds can't eat snails when we have a cat which targets... mice, mules and birds
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Yep yep that's a good point too but we got jeita and baalbak. The other stuff isn't something under our control.
If anything I'd sign up for the SS. I don't mind most people but I don't like Jews.
Thanks for the luck, I'll need it because I'm stuck on several fronts due to documents and shit that is taking forever to get through. It should have been extremely easy but one problem escalated into several.

>Well I am just assuming they'd sell citizenship with how frequently they go home
I don't understand this, are you saying the muslims sell citizenship and come back to Syria or...?

Ah my bad on this, I meant to say protected, not owned. They're supposedly private companies but if you try to start a third one like my old business teacher did then they will tell you the frequency is being used by the army and you can't use it. So they both work together to keep prices high.
Also we've had enough civil wars, I think people understand there are better ways to do it.

I'm doing fine, thankfully. What kinda pizza are you getting? Glad you're feeling better.

Do you work for a company or alone? And what's stopping you from going for something else? Nothing in your area or..?

Giving it a listen right now, so far it sounds good.
Wow rood
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I have a cat too, but she's a lazy shit and stays inside all the time
>She does her job well though, haven't had a rat or field mouse problem since I got her about 3 years ago
>By got her I mean I found her outside
>I put an Ad up to see if she belonged to somebody
>Two weeks, nobody said anything
>She's my cat now.
ur life pretty sad
Perhaps I will watch the dub then it's easier for my tired brain

Yea but it kinda sucks it's so hot here my dog is just passed out all day so we can't play

Yea when he turns black and white, it's adorable, I haven't played smash 4 enough for that. I'll check it out

Oh shit that's the worst, I can't believe you still want to play after that
>I always say fuck that after that happens

Anyhyhing special you think of watching?
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hello yes it's me
sorry bb
I'll make it up to you later
I know it is, I don't really care tbh
you're a erping piece of trash

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I thought we were pals
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Heh, funny, we also found our cat.
>We know of a stray cat around here
>She got pregnant and got kittens
>One day one of her kittens was walking around on some building bricks on our Property
>Mom saw her
>Cat saw Mom
>falls inside the bricks
>can't get out

So we moved the bricks, got the cat and went to a vet and adopted her.

Now she lives with us, loves me and trusts humans... besides my dad. He's too loud.
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we are <3
Wenn du 7 Tage lang nicht erscheinst schicke ich meine "Kollegen" vorbei
Ich kenne da ein paar ganz üble Leute in Bruck
(Ein arbeitsloser Typ der immer auf Drogen cs mit mir spielt und n paar seiner kumpels)
Ich habe dich gewarnt
Whichever one suits you better i suppose, i think sub is better but if you're watching a stream of the other one then maybe that would be a very smart choice so you could get a taste of both.

I wasn't to far in so i'm fine.

I still have yet to check out Danganronpa even though i keep intending to.
Tell me what you think of it then.
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On mobile

you had me spooked there
again, posting about you?
Everything I come in this thread to claim you are just posting something about you, you narcissistix faggot.

>heyy guis wanna hear about my hormonal treatment??
>heyy here ia a lewd of me, dammit..
>morning guys!
>no replies
>says hello to everyone until he gets attention
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I'm sorry about that. I missed me, too.

Pretty well, eating pizza right now.

Pretty basic spicy salami one, but it's good.
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I guess you cold call it a company
I dont know the language here and i cant break my contract
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I'd like to think that is what shino is gonna look like in a couple years. also whats up with her and isame having green hair. I always kinda thought shino's was black. but nope olive green.
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My cat loves me
>But more recently she's fallen in love with K
>She'll jump in K's lap while she's doing just about anything and meow at her until K pets her.
She's a good cat, but she's very vocal, you always know if she wants something
>She's fuckin loud. kek.
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nice meme bro
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Uh, klar okay, wusste nicht dass du Leute dort kennst. Wo lebst du denn? Und Shiro kommt doch noch hin und wieder vorbei, oder?

Nice, how's your Love doing?

Mine isn't loud. But you also know exactly when she wants something. Always around your legs and purring and leaning against you.

What color does your cat have? Mines just black.
Its just a thread.
Since it was me I will forgive me
>Mines just black.
Learn grammar you illiterate fuck.
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We are talking right by each other...

>The other stuff isn't something under our control.
If anything I'd sign up for the SS. I don't mind most people but I don't like Jews.
I don't think tourists care if you actually wanted to have them Blow up or not
>joining the SS as a muslim-arab
You should pretend to be a turk and join erdogans SS if you want to hunt Jews professionally

>It should have been extremely easy but one problem escalated into several.
It sounded more like you were too lazy to bring your shit up the mountain over the last few days

>I don't understand this, are you saying the muslims sell citizenship and come back to Syria or...?
Ok, there are mainly turks here
They fly home frequently
I assumed they could sell their daughters in turkey to the highest bidder so that guy gets European citizenship

Well at least capitalism arrived in your country
>Its just a thread.
>When you claim Hank and start to have multiple personas because you sad af
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Mines white, black, and grey, she's got pretty blue eyes too
>I was surprised that she was a stray, she was only two or three when I found her and she wasn't very dirty
But she wasn't very friendly off the bat either, until I fed her a few times and she let me start petting her, from there it was just a matter of getting her to like my house.
>Didn't take long, kek.
You're that worried about your thread rep, you need to hide who you are?
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>implying I claim hank
If this post ends in a 6, you have to give me a hug.
Ich residiere gerade in Husum(Schleswig-Holstein) komme aus Bremen
Beides so ca. 12-15 Stunden von Wien
Shiro war Anfang der Woche glaube ich einmal da, letzte Woche garnicht
Also eher wenig
hello friends
forgive me
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Wrong picture, meant to post this mouse-related image.
Honest mistake, I promise.
Im just someone who cares about his rep and insult random anons such as mi liu and other shitposters because i know my opinion doesnt matter
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Oh, a lucky cat! I don't know how it is in the states but here we call cats with three different fur color "Glückskatze" = "Lucky cat"
Eye color of mine is yellow.

Also doch recht weit weg.
Naja, ich werd wohl in nächster Zeit etwas öfter da sein, weil ich auf die Hunde daheim aufpassen muss, da Eltern wie gesagt auf Urlaub in Griechenland sind.

Wieso claimst du eigentlich nicht?
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Well, I gotta go to an eye doc appointment, seeya later. ^^
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She's quite busy with school and such, but that's not really a bad thing.

Oh, I know I will.
Checking my trips.

Now that I finished my pizza I might play something.
>MFw I named my cat "Lucky"

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Vietnam War was shit tbh
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Afghanistan was way better.
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In this universe, at least.
Hey tomoko
>Best tomoko?
How are you man?
I'm rather impulsive, so I might decide otherwise last minute

Oh well I guess more of that amazing game for you

Yea you pretty much tell me that every time you're gonna watching something
>It's not going to happen again will it?
>Sorry I was having dinner
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See ya later Penny

That's great. I'm happy everythings working out for you two.
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i don't get it
who's that girl he's holding, and why is he chanting about mickey mouse?
>Wieso claimst du eigentlich nicht?
Gewohnheit? Ich schreibe selten so viel da reicht es wenn man anon ist.
I don't know who the girl is.
It's from Full Metal Jacket. Some people think the scene is to symbolize the soldiers' loss of youth/childhood, since they were drafted into the war and made to be killers.
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>We are talking right by each other...
What do you mean?

Also thanks for that, I'll keep it in mind.
And no, it's just me complaining to my friends. My actual issue stretches much further back than the past few days. More than a couple of years.

Hm, so you're inferring that since they leave the country, they're going back home to sell their daughters to someone who wants a European citizenship? Well I would guess that they're just going home for a vacation, but alright.
Where do you live? And do you frequent /pol/?

It was pretty nice, but not too much of my thing. I wouldn't listen to it in my spare time but I wouldn't mind hearing it, you know?
You listen to mostly game music?

Oh I'm sorry, that's a shitty situation...
What's the language there? Where is "there" ?

Olive green is a nice color, it's unsual, I don't see it in anime much.
Isa-nee is pretty cute though.

Hey Shizuru, the cirno was asking about you earlier.
You doing fine?
Do you have every picture of dr Manhattan saved?
You know what you did last week...
what's a dr manhattan
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Aaaah, du bist das. Wie soll ich dich dann eigentlich nennen? Jibril?
Wobei es eigentlich doch recht gut auch ohne Namen funktioniert.
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never seen that movie, but that's pretty sad

what's wrong megu?
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I have a poor memory, care to remind me?
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German, im in Germany at the moment
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Hmm?... Cirno? Don't know i've ever really talked to them. That's odd.
I'm ok.
he wanted to tell you you're a slutty loli boat
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What the meme is referencing is the ending of the movie Full Metal Jacket where they are marching to their units song
>We are talking right by each other...
>What do you mean?
I get the feeling you are trolling me

>Where do you live? And do you frequent /pol/?
No history with /pol/
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A miserable, little pile of secrets having its intrinsic field substracted.
Whatever works best for you, sub is amazing but the dub is okay but that's mostly my opinion.

>It's not going to happen again will it?
It's happened before so i wouldn't doubt it.
A lot of vidya music, mostly Kirby but i also listen to Metal Gear Rising.

As for Kirby tracks my favorite would be either Zero Two or Dirty and Beauty
>still having your instrinsic field
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Name is mir ziemlich egal ich suche in Threads nie nach mir, nur nach Shiro und Lilly
>Wobei es eigentlich doch recht gut auch ohne Namen funktioniert.
Meine ich auch
Und die Trolle wissen auch nicht, dass ich existiere, eig ideal
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first time i've ever heard of the movie, so that's probably why i didn't get the reference
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You don't speak german? How did you end up in the country?
Are you alright? Safe and well?

Yep yep, he said he was playing rewrite and got some deja vu he wanted to ask you about. I should have screencapped actually.
Post shizurucatchibi for me please

My apologies for being ignorant, I'm not sure what you're referencing or referring to. It would be nice if you could explain it, but you don't have to.

Hm hm, I never played any nintendo or console games that weren't on the PS2, it's the only console I ever owned.
I'll give those two a listen though and tell you what I think.
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Du bist eine Schwuchtel
Danke dir auch. Und gute Reise
That's a face i havent seen in a while
Money for nothing and your chicks for free
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Damn I completely understand this but I can't even begin to react to it in German
>This bothers me because it's a subject at my uni next year
Ich soll das probieren, wie gehtst du, chara?
Well I care for your opinion, so I'm probably going to watch the sub after some coffee.

Nice kek, well did your brawl copy arive at least?
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>Und die trolle wissen auch nicht, dass ich existiere
Das ist eigentlich wirklich ideal. Hat mich immer verwundert da ich dachte du bist ohne bild ein anderer anon.
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I like your style in music
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Deutsche in einem Waifu thread
>My apologies for being ignorant
I wouldn't call it ignorance
I guess I just assumed too much context you couldn't have since you have no idea what perspective I am talking from

Have you ever been to a first world country?
And no, Saudi doesn't count
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Hallo nette süffisanten
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The company gets me jobs in different countries and helps with fimding a place to live
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Wie könnt ihr es wagen im 4kanal gemanisch zu schreiben?
Es ist 4kanal hier!

ach und: Taiga!
Well I have also claimed like 2 weeks ago
I am generally lurking so i haven't really been gone
Now I have to go back to the shadows though
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meeep, wrong.

>Wie gehst du, Chara?
You asked me how I am walking. The correct question would be
>Wie geht es dir, Chara?
Mir geht's gut, danke. Wie geht's dir?
i play a lot of things on emulators, though through my wii.

I like Dirty and Beauty for how it starts off slow then suddenly gets quite intense, for Zero Two it's just rally comfy to me.
Well i'm very glad to hear that.

Nah, not yet. i'm feeling very impatient.
i meant really.
Ihre Frau ist Müll , Sie sind Müll. Geben Sie über das Leben bis jetzt und gerade abdrücken .
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I was in America for almost a year I think. I spent some time in Canada. I've been to France for a bit.
Does UAE count as a first world country? I spent a few years in Dubai.

I just don't understand what you mean by we're talking right by each other. Are we agreeing? Narrowly avoiding clashing? What?

Ahh alright, where did you live previously? Where are you originally from?

I couldn't watch them, my internet went too slow, sorry :c
Also the songs don't mean that much to me, I showed a friend a game soundtrack I liked and he got bored listening to it. I think for these kinds of things to be enjoyable you'd need to play the game to understand.

I still don't know what I did.
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go and gas yourself!
Your waifu is shit
I make offensive comments and make up 90℅ of what I say and you take it at face value
It's just the way I talk generally but it's not working like this
>I think for these kinds of things to be enjoyable you'd need to play the game to understand.
That's not completely true, in fact i got into the Kirby series because i liked Zero Two's theme a lot, but it's your choice.
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Hello explosive

Aw okay
Do you all realize how pathetic you are? Do you?
Worthless pieces of human shit that is wasting oxygen.

KYS basement dwellers. Your lives are sad, and not worth living.
Fuck me, I typed a while paragraph of German and I t took me for ever.
Then my phone decided to cuck me and close the browser
Fuck it.
What I wanted to say is
The hot weather is fucking killing me and I'm kinda sick because of it, hows the weather there?
Wait isn't there a order today get tomorrow insurance?
>It's here
Well perhaps you can download a Wii emulator
Is that even thing?

>Can't post pics
>Just imagine a very angry yuno
Saber claim
>That hair flip
Ultra sassy
>Does UAE count as a first world country?

no, not at all
If you feel especially bored you can post some smug and I'll reply
Although I have no idea what you'd want from me tbh
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America, Poland, England and France
I guess you could say im from America but my mother moved a lot when i was a child so i dont really know anymore
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Welcome back

>Das heiße Wetter bringt mich um und mir ist schlecht deswegen, wie ist das Wetter bei dir?
Auch heiß. Aber ich mag zum Glück das heiße Wetter.
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Mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine
Hey saber, how are you?

RIP sempai, sucks to be you

Shit fam it does, at least the city parts of it. Fucking look at Dubai!

Had a good game as Leona, 1/1/13

Wonderful taste
>4k anal

i like hd porn too

ich finde das hoch definizion porno sind gern auch?

man my dutch is rusty, need to go back to denmark and practice it
I think it should come sometime tommorrow.
>Well perhaps you can download a Wii emulator
>Is that even thing?
It is, but it's extremely slow on my computer so i don't use it.
You know what you did last Wednesday
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kek if you want me to meme back I can do that too but I felt like you wanted me to take you seriously, yes? So we're having a serious conversation.

>not jacking off to eye porn
come on dude

Ah then it's just me, I like listening to these but it doesn't really get me hyped or whatever, you know?

Ah alright, how did you get into this situation? Where did you meet up with the company?

Are you considering Dubai as well? Have you been there?

Welcome back Fran
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ah, fuck, I forgot >>701111074 the german is for you

Praising the Sun, eh?
Stunning with the power of 1000000 suns is always nice
Like I said, I always talk like this and you are the first Person to be competely incompatible with that

>There's nothing serious left to say on my part
Perhaps you should check out Super Star Ultra if you can then, if no DS either then maybe find a good emulator.
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This is a /b safe space, stop bullying others >:(
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How have you been? Starting up college again?

I like it when the other ADC doesn't move, even the dumbest ADCs can win fights like that

Are you crii?
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Yes :<
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Reminder Bullying people is wrong
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I'm not sure I follow, last Wednesday I shoulda been in Saudi, what did I do? Or do you not want the thread to know?

Oh alright. And you're assuming this is because I haven't been to a first world country? You still didn't explain what you meant besides saying "I just talk like this".
Nice speaking with you anyway, a name I can remember you by?

Hm, I might try that but I'm not feeling to keen on it, I have enough games to play for now.
I don't have anything besides a good laptop.

Gonna go register for classes tomorrow, it's fine besides that, thankfully. Yourself?
You know what you did
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Yes it is one if my fav gifs. You got a fav gif?

>fucking checked
Just saying homie. Been months since i came to "day" threads
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I guess trough adds. I cant remember the details but it was something about working in a caffee
After a while they pffered me other jobs and thats how i ended here
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Early bake
Golden eye loli boat butt lover
>Something like that yea
Mein grammar ist slecht und ich weisse nicht viel wörter
Aber ich kann das gutt lesen
Du bist eine lucker dog, ich kan nicht gut arbeitten weil die sonne mir krank macht
>Is that anything good?
It really does
>Gonna an hero
Oh well little bit more patience then
Oh damn it is? But how do games like skyward sword work then?
>Extremely slow on my PC
Potato PC or really heavy program?

>I need a new phone
That wasn't me who posted that.
Try again.
Cant see, on phone.
I assumed Lack of context because of your Lack of perspective, as it turns out it seems to be my lack of perspective though
I am not going to analyze the way I talk now
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