itt: Explain how your girlfriend/wife has initiated sex
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itt: Explain how your girlfriend/wife has initiated sex
edit: under an obvious manner such as revealing clothing, bending over ect.
>>701099264
We were on a subway to my place and she grabbed my dick, when we got back there was nothing but fucking for abou 1 hour and something minutes.
by doing the humpty dance, silly
>>701099264
Ex gf: sneaks up behind me and hugs me naked, pulls me toward her by my boner in the shower, calls me up 'i need sex', starts sucking my dick while im playing a game..
Current gf: can't really think of any.. we been together 4 years
>>701099264
She never asks...she just starts blowing me then hops on....
Might sound strange but my wife always initiates sex by waking up from sleeping/napping and basically puts my hand on her vagina. It's always dripping which means it's time to get busy. We bang for about 30-60 mins then go right back to sleep.
>>701099264
mfw my girlfriend never initiates sex
>new gf,pretty good,liked her for a long while,she looks stunning,big tits,nice ass etc
>i'm very careful cuz i don't wanna do anything to make her feel awkward
>tell her i'll wait how much is needed for sex
>girls apreciate this or smth
>one night,we're watching a movie
>start kissing
>touches my dick,instant boner
>takes my pants off,starts sucking,i cum in like half a minute (she was a fb fap for a long time so this was a fantasy coming true)
>fast forward one hour,we fuck for the first time
>she never had an orgasm before
>fast forward 1 year,we love eachother and i give her min. 3 orgasms per sexo
isn't it nice to love and to be loved,especially when ur gf is a 9/10
>>701100376
this
>>701099264
She turns to me and says "you ready babe" and then I put my penis in her vagina.
- Lingerie under coat, go to see him when he leaves the office, "don't let me wait till we are home...", opening.
- BJ when he sleeps
- Treasure chase around the flat to find the remote of my vibrant egg, with a letter "press the reward".
- Wait for him kneeling in the living room, all the required stuff to bind me on display. Good puppy.
- Massages are always a good one
- Cooking in apron only, cliché but he fell for it
There's a new one everyday.
Yes means yes
>>701099264
not really my gf but we were in bed together and she rubbed her ass against my dick until it got hard. when I turned her around and spread her legs she acted all surprised and said in a cute voice "oh you wanna fuck me again?"
>>701100376
mfw no gf
mfw no face
>>701100768
>Lingerie under coat, go to see him when he leaves the office, "don't let me wait till we are home...", opening.
>Treasure chase around the flat to find the remote of my vibrant egg, with a letter "press the reward".
So interesting what you gay guys are into, kinda weird but also kinda hot.
>>701100768
tits or gtfo
>>701099264
My wife will sometimes lube up and climb onto my morning wood while I'm still sleeping.
While laying in bed, she'll also wiggle her ass into my groin to make me hard. She's courteous about it, she waits until I put the book down and turn off the light. When I roll over to put my arm around her and go to sleep, she'll start grinding.
>>701099264
Can always tell when my wife is horny when I get home and she is acting "cuter" than normal and being more touchy. Even when we're talking about our day she'll be rubbing my arm and stuff. Basically a giant green light that she wants that dick a little later when we go to bed.
Happens pretty often, and whenever I want to fuck and she's not in the mood, she always offers to suck me off because she knows the snake needs to be drained. feelsgoodman.
>>701102837
i h8 when my gf starts sucking me off when i'm still asleep because doesn't everyone have to pee first thing in the morning? a hard on with full bladder is the worst feeling
>>701103345
I always piss before blowjobs and sex because if I don't, nutting feels like pissing. Hard to enjoy an orgasm when you feel like your pissing into your wife's uterus.
>>701100496
They always have multiple orgasms in the beginning.
Also
>you're the first to make me cum
Lol
Give it time, kiddo.
She always walks in front and slides her pants off to show off her thong or gstring. Might play with her buttcheeks a bit or spread them. She usually then sticks her tits in my face for a bit before going down to suck my dick.
Pic related. probably the lesst flattering angle of her ive ever taken but it still turns me on
>>701104460
Fixed.
>>701100496
>9/10
post pics
hide face if you're a sissy
>>701100031
So, she limps to the side, like her leg is broken?
>>701102763
not how that works, newfriend
kissing my penis.
wtf do you expect?
She whips her dick out
>out at dinner/date, rubs cock with her hand or foot under the table w/ sexy eye contact
>laying in bed, starts playing with my boxers below my belly button or grinds ass into half-staff bone
>walks around in tight tshirt no bra and panties, loves to see me checking her out
>tells me she's not wearing panties
>>701099264
>When are we gonna fuck, Anon?
>If I just rest my boobs here, would you sex me up when it responds?
Stuff like that.
She screamed like crazy!
>>701100097
same with me, normally i initiate it, since she's pretty lazy/not into any special kinks..
>>701100376
feel you. have to do all the work, she's just waiting that I do something.. was like once or twice she really was starting it
>>701104976
How the fuck does it work then retard cause he's pretty spot on
>>701103081
mfw gf hates giving head
mfw can't do anything, tried all I could to change that
mfw she loves getting licked but doesn't even admit that
>>701106777
nice trips, but lurk moar.
>>701107122
Get out of that shit son. My last GF before I met my wife hated giving head. I'd forgotten when it felt like until the first time my now wife sucked me off.
Heaven was had.
>>701107122
gtfo of that relationship man.
Did she say why she won't do it?
>>701100376
feel ya
Last tone she initiated was last week before her period kicked in this week.
We were at a music concert in a small city venue. We were both rolling on molly. She grabbed my cock and said, "take me to the bathroom". The bathrooms were gender neutral. Picked a stall, she stripped, we fucked, then went back to enjoy the music.
wife wants to get pregnant right now. She is at the point that she just wants me to blast in her 3 times per day. She'll just come up to me at random times and say get your dick out.
How would you guys prefer the girl initiates sex? Just grind or grab your crotch?
>inb4 tits or gfto
>>701107803
she can get a thing that looks like a pregnancy test that she pisses on to tell her when she's ovulating for max chance of getting her knocked up. also you should be blowing a load every day to make sure your batch is fresh. this is assuming you actually want the baby and arent just enjoying repeated trips to the bonezone.
>>701108171
Be slutty. Look at that dick like a cock hungry whore. We don't want an actual whore to be our gf/wife, but we love when you act like it for us. It gives us a sense of power as the wielder of the dick.
Also, tits or gtfo.
Pushed me back onto her bed and got on top of me, pulled out my dick and stuck it in herself. She raped me
She doesn't unless she's drunk. We've been together 2.5 years and she's started it s handful of times.
>>701108386
I honestly think that would freak my guy out. I'm normally pretty low-key and do the whole sensual thing
>>701100376
same
>>701099264
my wife has a strange approach...she'll say things like "get off", or "I'm too tired" which she KNOWS I love and then i just kinda jam it in
She usually starts with making hotdogs.
I like hot dogs. She prepares them a fantastic way.
Let me tell you what she does. She usually does 2 at a time.
>Take the bun, spread some garlic margarine on it. Then, take a cheese slice, and put it in the bun.
>Microwave the bun so the cheese melts on it.
>Microwave the hotdog so it just about splits.
>Throw some mince white onion on it (mince like McDonalds onions)
>Put a bit of mayo, some Dijon mustard, and a little bit of ketchup (or BBQ sauce if you prefer)
Enjoy! The Recipe is all yours, friend!
>>701109807
win?
>Married for almost 13 years
>Never initiates
>I'm always borderline rape when I'm horny
>Maybe once every 3 months she'll ask me to eat her out
>I actually enjoy it, she cums 100% of the time
>Shivering, moaning, stretching legs
Problem is she is just naturally aversive to sex. I've tried to just shove it in rough and spontaneous like but it's drier than Ashy Larry in the Mojave Desert. So I do the whole tongue dance get it sloppy for me. She cums, I climb aboard and after like 2 mins were back to me pushing my dick into a bag of lava rocks. I'm pushing sex maybe once a week nowadays usually longer.
In our prime we'd fuck everyday all day. Now it's just an annoyance. Even sadder sometimes in the morning she'd tell me she was horny last night but I didn't make a move.. and then she has to go to work.
>she asked me if I wanted to have sex
Buries her face in my taint while I'm sleeping.
Works every time.
>>701108921
If your guy is freaked out by you acting slutty towards him then I question his manhood.
>>701110018
fuck dude, that sucks
Holds penis...asks for sex
>>701108171
stfu bitch and take out your tits or gtfo, before dick advise
>>701110018
pre lube your dick, bend her over and slide that sucker right in.
>>701110018
You need to tell that bitch that she needs to tell you when she wants dick. You aren't a goddamn mind reader. That is, if you want to save your marriage. My wife knows goddamn well that I have to get off regularly, and that I'd like it to be with only her, but she if stops then she knows eventually I will become so unhappy that I will look elsewhere.
>>701110097
Thats just how I think he would react. He might like it, but he'd definitely be shocked at first
>>701099264
>itt: Explain how your girlfriend/wife has initiated sex
OP I will be the only person in this thread who isn't a faggot troll and the sad pathetic reality of what you've asked is that they don't initiate sex because they don't need to. Men will always HAVE to do it and women will roll their eyes and oblige just to get it over with. Sex in marriage stops pretty soon after the ceremony because they realize that they've completed their life mission and don't need to accommodate men's urges. Women only want stimulation maybe once a month or less and even then they don't want sex, just for you to go down on them so they don't have to have you all over them sweating and trying to kiss them.
This is the truth guys, DO NOT GET MARRIED. It is heavily skewed in the women's favor and the man will get NOGHING out of it except for a life time of regret and an empty bank account
If this peaked your interest, Google mgtow and prepare for the red pill my friends
>>701099264
sent a text saying "wanna fuck tonight?"
>>701100496
and then you wake up and cry until you fall asleep again
is it weird to find it disgusting or unattractive when women get comfortable with you and start mentioning their "horny", I feel like the mystic of the woman, and the act or w/e you want to call it, looses something, I guess you loose the mystery, or the innocence of the entire act with that someone, anybody else feel this way?
>>701110076
forgot pic.
very effective.
>>701110627
Lol this faggot
I've been married for 4 years and still get sex whenever I want. She has a high sex drive, cooks for me every day, cleans and is loyal af. Should have married a latina chick my friend.
>>701110867
>>701110867
If you're not old enough to have seen a vagina in person, you're not old enough to hold an opinion on sex.
>>701110627
Almost a good post then...
>mgtow
>red pill
>>701110867
No m8 I feel the exact same way
>>701111111 get
>>701110889
You look repulsive
- wearing skirt with no panties while smoking weed outside and begging me to finger her
- she is a nightowl so will wake me up at 4am telling me to fuck her
- she will randomly grab my dick, wait till its hard and say "whats going on in here" prior to bj and sex
Other than that she doesnt take much initiative. Pic of tight af ass and pussy related.
>>701110867
Perhaps the lady finds your atrocious spelling and grammar off putting as well.
>>701099264
grabs cock. inserts in pussy. fuck. profit.
>>701111213
Your gf sounds like a whore. How many dudes has she fucked?
>>701099264
If we are laying down for the night, my wife rolls on her side, backs up into me and bumps me with her ass.
If it's daytime sexytimes, she usually just flashes her tits at me.
I'm curious of this because I genuinely wonder how women initiate sex because it seems like my wife either comes on too strong like she's going to rape me out of nowhere or she just doesn't convey it right.
>>701100097
Too accurate. Are you me?
only one girl i have ever been with initiated. I would have married her if she wasnt a whore.
she would jack me off while i was driving or in the theater, or she would pull me into a dressing room and put my hands on her bewbs.
>>701110627
fuck you anon, i happen to agree with you about marriage, but you either got badly hurt and your bitter or more likely, your a virgin who hates girls because you don't have one and consider yourself a "nice" guy despite being a bitter husk of a man
>>701111505
seconded
>>701100673
Lol
>>701110964
OK guys look at this faggot. Everybody see his stupid little message on this cartoon board. Fat tits here is by FAR the minority of married men and even if there's an overwhelming presence of ugly stink factories with diaper fetishes on this board who lie on the Internet about how much sex they get, it doesnt hold a candle to the truth that the overwhelming majority of married men outside of this slippery dick weaboo Machine do not get sex on their terms. It has nothing to do with manliness or being a bitch, unlike the fucking cunt I'm replying to, but instead has to do with women's recent feminism movements which have tried empowering women (A good thing) by oppressing men (no longer a good thing)
>>701111200
You wouldn't say that if it was our face buried in that taint. It's intoxicating.
>>701100768
we are talking about women here, not how eager you are to get your butt stuffed.
>>701110964
>She has a high sex drive, cooks for me every day, cleans and is loyal af.
>They make it all up, there's no such thing
>Like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans
So how ugly is she? 6/10?
>>701110627
AHHHAA true but
If you've never had a chick initiate fucking then LOL sad
an EX I was with woke me to Headjob while she was
rubbing her self we fucked, A Friends friend she walked up
to me and just said want to fuck later sure why not after i go out
I stayed at home playing BF1942 while they went to club
she came back walked in my room started playing with my cock
Long short story
I came in her she had a BF, BF found out got upset and they never spoke again
Her friend came over to get something also don't even know her name she was rubbing
up close to me kissed me we fucked that was the day after.
Chicks never initiate like fuck off kid
>>701111536
My bitterness has come as a result of the cultural climate of dating, relationships, and the judicial system
"can we fuck?"
>>701100031
ma nigga
>>701107122
dump her
she will take the lick but not on your stick?
no way bro!
thats a void of contract, you have reason to believe she is holding out for more.
>>701111925
>I'm a faggot who selectively responds to one part of your message that becomes unrelated out of context
Yes women will initiate sex
That isn't in question
Married women however will not
They will become useless slugs that slime up your life and gasp for money all the while denying you the most basic urge that is programmed into the very fiber of your being due to half a billion years of evolution
Stay retarded cunt and don't ever let me catch you posting on this board again
>>701111706
>recent feminism movements
Bingo. That's the problem with women today. It has ruined American women. There are some non-English-speaking cultures that haven't been infected yet, but it's starting to spread to those now too.
>>701100376
Same. It's so much work, and not even worth it some nights.
>>701110414
>>701110263
Honestly not enjoyable for me if she isn't digging it. The whole hurry up and get it over with just doesn't do it for me.
All that macho bullshit advice just doesn't apply after you've been with someone for that long
>>701099264
She just asks for sex and if I say no she threatens to go sleep with her friend instead.
>>701099264
my girlfriend almost never initiates sex and it pisses me off,
when she rarely does tho she expects me to just "figure it out that she wants it" instead of actualy fucking telling me and then she gets mad if i dont do anything, but when she refuses me then she again gets mad at me because "she doesnt wana right now"
women are fucking retarded
Ex that would wake me up with BJs every morning.
If I was sitting she would straddle me and grind on my dick until i'd fuck her.
If we were watching television she would rub my dick through my pants.
Generally showing me her tits at random times.
>>701099264
>implying consent
>>701112993
Wife is the same way /b/ro. Getting real tired of the shit. She was different before we got married
>>701113080
WINRAR
>>701112856
Truth. Those dudes have never been in a long relationship.
>>701113148
it pisses me off how women can just revoke access to sex but a man cant revoke acces to money
>>701111706
you sound like a bitter cuck
>>701113388
Why can't he? Separate bank accounts.
>>701110018
>Even sadder sometimes in the morning she'd tell me she was horny last night but I didn't make a move.. and then she has to go to work.
its a lie, its a plausable deniability lie. She doesnt want to fuck you but she wont admit it so she will lie about wanting to fuck and then she will shift the blame on you for not initiating when she wanted to fuck. Its bullshit because if she wants to fuck she should annouce it to you. Thats why she lies, she is probably sucking some other dude dick who she has an affair with.
![215b20a4391f1ec0290925067b13236a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Mya0Zxn.jpg "215b20a4391f1ec0290925067b13236a[1].jpg")
22 years old and went from daily sex to periodically less and less.
Haven't had sex now in 2-3 months and we see each other everyday. She just never wants to
>>701107250
Apparently I lurk more than you
>>701113659
me again
its because women hate responsibility so she shifts blame on you, its always mens fault or someone elses fault in a woman mind.
>>701113682
get mad and tell her to fuck you because this is what you want in relationshup, if there is no fuck then break up with her.
>>701099264
wake up in the middle of sleep, find out I'm getting head from a sleepless gf.
otherwise, she outright proposes sex (example: hey, let's have sex)
>>701110889
You can get an average girl to do this but I can't get my girlfriend to even look at my dick. I fucking hate my life
>>701113682
shes cheating, just move on and find someone more deserving of your time
>>701113388
>>701113847
holy fuck i wish my GF did that, she gave me like total 10 blowjobs in 5 years of relationship. I talked with her about it, she told me she will do something about it, but she never does.
>>701110867
i know my spelling is bad, dat public education system tho
>>701113480
You sound like the kind of person who accuses everyone of being a crazy conspiracy theorist but then when it turns out to be true, you shut your mouth and numbly watch TV or pretend to still desire playing games so you don't have to comment on the state of affairs. I'm calling it like it is and if that makes you uncomfortable then by all means go back to collecting WoW transmog
>>701113781
Oh I'll take the blame no problems there. Affair? Doubt it. She makes 10x more money than me and has every possibility to leave whenever. Most likely some miscommunication. Tried the whole working out together, brought back making out.. just happens I guess
>>701114296
>woman earns 10 times more than her man
>wonders why her pussy is dry for him
>>701114278
>Projecting this much
Time to go outside you miserable faggot
>>701099264
In real life, nobody would smile like that while drinking that nasty ass drink.
>>701110416
Suprised, but probably not freaked out, and good for you for caring about your bf, my girl is a prude, but i kind of like havimg to work for it
>>701107344
Idk, it's not that this is ruining everything, all except the head thing i'm pretty happy
>>701107432
she says she's scared and she just can't imagine doing it.
>>701112164
well idk, she always refuses that I do it to her, because 'she doesn't need/want a favor', but sometimes she just lets me and she goes nuts. takes only 2-3 minutes to make her cum that way.
I've tried so much things that she might do it, but she's still not into it.
>>701114431
>We both had goals we achieved
>I served and she went became a physician assistant
>2 kids happened
>Didn't want my kids to move around or have me gone on deployment
>I got out
>Stay at home dad
>She brought the bread
>I'm doing part time so I can be available for our kids
Just life bro
>>701110018
Oh shit dude, I know dat feel. Luckily I'm not married, just my gf. Hope you can talk her out of this.
>old fuck buddy
>playing vidya with the bros
>she starts rubbing cock and whispering horny shit in ear
>take off to go fuck not at my place not at hers
>she pulls into cemetery it's black af this night
>walk to spot next to big statue of stone Jesus.
>great bareback sex under moonlight
>felt like caveman sex
>get up and read inscription on tombstone
>"WOOD"
you goddamned right.
>>701114975
just life and dry pussy
>>701115162
Basically
>>701112993
oh dude, do we have the same gf? mine also just fuckin lays around and waits for me to do all the work around her. i'm trying my best to comfort her, i even have to ask her literally what she wants, fuckin bullshit.
>>701113945
Get a new girlfriend.
Life's too short to live like a monk.
No woman is worth it.
>>701115139
if your gf is already doing this it's time to break up
>>701111865
you realize 6/10 is above average.......
I don't understand how guys seem to think a 5-7/10 is a bad thing... Its still better looking than half the women out there.
Most average chicks are still pretty hot.
>>701099264
>>701100376
My ex-fiancé initiated sex one, and only one, time in the entire year and a half we were sexually active together.
It was the afternoon that I put the engagement ring on her finger for the first time. She grabbed me by the hand and forcefully yanked me with her to the bedroom, once again left it to me to do all the work, and had multiple orgasms and wore out before I'd managed to cum once.
Within 24 hours she also adopted a completely different personality from the one I was used to her having and treated me 100% differently, and it was the start of the long process of our engagement being systematically destroyed.
One time. One fucking time she actually initiated in nearly two years.
And we were fucking around once a week, plus or minus.
>>701111505
>>701111664
maybe.. :'(
i'd tell you all to get new girls and be confident, but i can't even follow my own advice
>>701106548
yeah honestly after so long i just would rather masturbate. we probably have sex like two or three times a month when i'm desperate enough
>>701110018
The talk. Change or I leave. Pick two nights a week that you both agree on and those ARE sex nights.
>>701115634
i figured out why mine does that, she wants sex to be her commodity, something that i should be thankful to her. Every time when i initiate it she is like "fine gosh" and then i "owe" her, i have it "good" with her because she lets me, what other girl would be so kind to me right?
>>701115932
Dude do you have any idea just how fucking fat the average woman is? That's your 5/10.
>>701116987
am i the only one who actually wants a slutty but faithful girl? just a girl who is reletively uninhibited in the bedroom.
>>701099264
Sometimes she tells me she wants it and we go to the bedroom and I start massaging and pleasing her body so she gets wet, or we're already making out and she takes of her top and starts massaging my dick.
>>701114975
you da man anon. Keep that shit up bro. Somebody's gotta make sure the upcoming generation isn't filled with degenerates.
>>701110627
You are so wrong bro.
if your gf's only have sex out of obligation and not because they genuinely want to you need to kick them bitches out
pic related
>>701112856
>>701113352
Married for 6 years and been with her for 8. Still get laid regularly with blowjobs between when she's not in the mood. You guys are beta fuckheads who don't know how to pick a woman.
>>701118212
You'll learn, anon.
>"Somebody's gotta make sure the upcoming generation isn't filled with degenerates"
>isn't filled with degenerates
>isn't degenerates
>degenerates
>on /b/
>>701110627
Maybe you shouldnt have married a worthless prude bitch. Because normal women like sex.
I have been married for 6 years, and we fuck AT LEAST 3 times a week. How do you even live with a woman that you dont get the fuck? I bet you pay her bills too.
Get it together dude
>>701118681
>missing the point
>>701116138
is this your gf?
yeah when she's not around I actually masturbate quite often since it's such a bargain to have sex with her.
>>701099264
>>701118681
married twenty years now - still doing it at least once a week, and blowjobs and hand jobs in between. She always loved sucking cock, and often, if I bit randy, it goes from kissing and hand job to her wanting to suck me, to her getting turned on by that and riding me.
but when she wants to initiate - lingerie. she has a large collection, which I have bought her, and she just goes and changed into something floaty and flirty - and either calls me to the bedroom, or if the Kids are out, walks in on me where ever I am and I get the message straight away...
>>701099264
1 hour ago
>walks into room
>waves dildo at me
>shoves didlo up my as and pulls me off.
>my once every 2 weeks sex.
i live in a real femdom relashionship for over 10 years.
>>701119009
>being told macho shit doesnt work
>accused of not knowing what a long term relationship is like
>literally be walking, living proof that those are both incorrect
nigga r u retarded?
Between me and my girlfriend there is a silent agreement that I roll her on the frontside, start pulling down her pants, slapping her ass and/ore her face. Then I put my hard dick in her mouth or fuck her doggystyle with my hand push her head to the ground. She likes the idea of me using her for my own pleasure without respecting her point of view.
>>701119150
"B-b-but the cucks in this thread are telling me that long term relationships *always* end in dead bedrooms! Muh narrative!"
Life is good fellow happily married bro. life is damn good.
>>701116748
wtf? mine is just craaaazy lazy. she's always telling me she's not in the mood/not horny (what is normally changeable in 2 minutes if I 'comfort' her as she would pronounce it) but she never acts like it's a favor and that i should be thankful.
I think you should tell her she's talkin total crap.
>>701119235
Yeah I'm sure you just walk up to that bitch and tell her to suck your dick all the time. That's a recipe for an 8-year relationship. My fucking sides.
>>701100376
I know that feel
>>701119510
No it usually goes something like this:
"Hey, I want you. You feeling up for some sexy time?"
"Eh, my stomachs been shitty all day today. Want oral instead?"
"Sure!"
I don't expect the neckbeards that creep this board to understand a marriage that reaches that point. It all depends on making sure your woman knows that draining the balls is not an optional thing. It is an absolute requirement for my happiness. If they understand that, everything is great.
>>701118263
you're missing a pronoun bitch
>>701119894
>"Hey, I want you. You feeling up for some sexy time?"
>making sure your woman knows that draining the balls is not an optional thing
These are not the same.
>>701110867
Christ, learn to spell you buffoon.
>>701116748
Dude, that's abusive and controlling. I mean it seems like you don't put up with it, but it's still shitty.
>>701119049
nah i wish. my gf is pretty hot and has great F cup tits. unfortunately she's getting older and fat and saggy, while i still take care of myself.
for me it's not really a bargain.. i can fuck her when i want. but she smells (won't go to the doctor), and isn't it to it so.. whats the point? the whole thing of me desiring a fuck, and someone 'allowing' it for me, makes me feel pathetic. so i don't
problem is we live with her sister who is 10 years younger, and not fat. makes it even harder to be attracted to my gf
>>701120120
The second thing happened long ago when we were dating. I actually remember telling her that my previous relationship ended largely because my GF just stopped wanting sex. She understood, and still understands.
That's why I get "How about I suck you off?" when she's not horny instead of "No."
Lol, neckbeards in this thread man.
>>701119235
Good on you, just telling my story. No need to overcompensate
>>701115151
those digits are fucking with my head
>>701120470
Uh huh... I bet she's an 8+/10 who cooks and cleans too, right anon?
>>701120660
I have no need to overcompensate. My sex life is fantastic at the moment. You chose poorly in a mate if sex is anything close to a priority for you.
>>701099264
No ones ever initiated sex with me.
>>701120940
Cleans yes, cooks fuck no. I enjoy cooking though so its all good. As far as attractiveness goes, definitely a solid 8 with no emotional attachment. Add in the fact that she's my best friend and has all the same hobbies I do, jumps it up to a solid 10. I gorilla fuck that little ass to soreness every time.
>>701120964
Like I said, good for you.
Feel better?
.....you are ALL very fortunate...
>>701121139
> Feel better?
You think I come here for feels? gtfo.
>>701121249
Can be yours too bro. Lose weight, take care of how you look and your hygiene, learn how to hold conversation and make women laugh. That's literally all there is to it. I've seen some fugly dudes with some smoking gfs/wives all because they know how the game is played.
Unless you're in a sexless relationship, then that's all on you.
>>701121135
Almost believable until...
>I gorilla fuck that little ass to soreness every time.
Lochte-tier storytelling right here.
>>701121563
lolwat. You think gorilla fucking is unbelieveable? Have you ever had nonsensual sex before? Good god.
If we're sitting on the couch or lying on the bed then she'll just flat out start kissing my neck and grabbing my dick from above my trousers. If I kiss her back and stuff we go from there, if not she waits 5 minutes then does it all again.
But we're quite touchy-feely outside of sex so she'll climb all over me, lean on me and stuff before.
>>701121707
>every time
>>701117560
slutty
faithful
pick one.
pic related - a single mom
>>701099264
>wife
>sex
LOLNO.
Her sister though, she's a skeezer, 3 kids by 3 different men. Never learned her lesson, no no. How thst started was her then boyfriend kicked her out, so she was living with her mother across town. She'd bring her kids over to play with ours, walk around screeching on her phone and yelling at her kids. The usual "worthless woman" traits.
Her and my wife talk a lot, especially about sex. My wife is an ice crotched bulldyke basically. After pregnancy she retained the 100+lbs of weight gain, got a side shave and dyed it blue with green streaks. Not into that shit. At all. Stopped fucking her period. She used to ask for sex a few times a week, now it's 0...that's what I want.
Her sister brought it up one day and flay out offered to suck me off while I filling the pool with water this spring. Haven't had a nut that good in over a decade. She slurped down every drop and kept sucking to get more. At the end of the day. I don't regret it at all...but in response to my wife looking for sex from me, hasn't happened in over a year.
>>701121563
>yeah bro she's a solid 8/10, 10/10 all things considered
>she cleans
>she doesn't cook but I love to so it's all good (can't make it sound too perfect or they won't believe me)
>she fucks me whenever I want
>I pound that pussy til it hurts every time
shit-tier bro story
>>701121838
Doesn't always happen for the entirety of the sex session, but when it comes time for me to nut you can bet your ass that she's not getting it softly. I'm starting to think there's actual virgins in this thread.
>>701121720
Sound like a fun relationship anon
>>701122427
Did you get that epiphany when you stood up from the shitter and looked in the mirror?
Seeking help.
I'm 25, not had sex since I was 18. I'm going away this weekend with a girl i've been seeing for a couple of months but we haven't had sex yet. I dont know what the fuck to do. im gonna ejaculate so quickly
>>701100496
I wish life hadn't made me the cynical asshole that I am. Then I might have had a chance to believe any of this was remotely true.
>>701122144
Lemme correct you since you can't read apparently.
> yeah bro she's a solid 8/10, 10/10 all things considered
Yep, solid 8 purely physically. She's even more attractive to me because of her personality and interests. I get that troglodytes find this hard to understand but it's a thing, I promise.
> she cleans
Pretty well actually. Her dad ran a strict household with chores, so she is actually bothered with the house is messy.
>she doesn't cook but I love to so it's all good (can't make it sound too perfect or they won't believe me)
A lot of western women cannot cook these days. If I were a dude who didn't like to cook, this would suck greatly and we'd live off ramen and mac'n'cheese. "Hurrr durrrr, she's not perfect in every way so this must be a ploy to make it more believable".
>she fucks me whenever I want
No, she doesn't. Read you fucking idiot. If she's not in the mood when I want sex, she always offers to suck me off. That isn't fucking me whenever I want.
>I pound that pussy til it hurts every time
This is actually true. She's quite small, and although my dick isn't particularly long, it is quite fat. She gets to cum several times and it becomes very clear that shes feeling more soreness than pleasure during sex. That's my time to nut before she gets even more sore. Don't believe it if you want to, I expect no less from virgins.
>>701122958
you can have sex more than once.. or jack it before yall meet up
looool
>>701122618
More like remembering that 4chan died a long time ago.
>>701122958
>>701123076
Seconded. Jack off the morning of. You'll last longer and it will likely feel a whole lot better.
>>701103738
but piss boners are the best boners. hard as diamonds bro.
>>701101526
>"oh you wanna fuck me again?"
>again?
AGAIN!? When the fuck was the first time?
>mfw woken up dry fucking on top
That was disorienting.
>>701122435
It's cute. Neither of us watch TV and films etc so we mostly chat about stupid shit, and play games.
I read books while she's working since it has to be quiet.
>>701117560
Usually girls that are wild in bed are not that faithful or are somewhat hard to handle mentally. My gf is the latter. Super faithful from what I can tell but a mental effort often. Finally in good place with her though. Had sex yesterday in a parking deck stairwell. Shit was cash.
>>701123402
Yeah, I'm diamonds in the morning, but my nut seriously feel like I'm pissing. Completely ruins it.
>>701123071
After all those words, your only correction is: she doesn't fuck me whenever I want, she sucks me off whenever I want.
So much more believable now.
Faggot.
>>701123444
As long as you are both smart and can communicate correctly you will be happy. And if a problem occurs, don't come on 4chan and start asking for help like most fags do. Talk with her and you will find a solution for sure.
Also, checked
>>701123950
Correction and clarification dip shit. No sweat off my back if you don't believe it. Enjoy not having regular sex, cuck.
>>701123071
She's a land whale isn't she, anon? Feel free to post pics that prove otherwise.
>Protip: you can't.
>>701110018
>borderline rape
I know that feel
>boning girlfriend
>she puts her hands on my chest and starts pushing me like she wants me to get off of her
>lean into her and start thrusting harder
i always feel a little bad once it's over but she never complains
>>701124200
>Enjoy not having regular sex
You too nigger
>>701124389
Most women have rape fantasies, though most also will never admit to it.
>>701099264
she has not initiated anything in at least 10 years...
I have 2 others practically begging me to spend my life with them...I may make a change of scenery...
>>701124389
it's like this. You don't want to make love to me or let me fuck you, then get the fuck out. I don't need your fucked up mind games...I'll find another...crazy bitches are a dime a dozen...
>>701114965
daddy issues...
>>701124292
> She's a land whale isn't she, anon?
Nope. 5'4, 120lbs. Got some ass and titties, but isn't anything close to fat or even chubby.
If she wasn't my wife/best friend, I'd definitely post nudes. Unfortunately for all of you, you're opinion isn't that important to me.
>>701125222
>no pic
We all believe you, anon. Please tell us more...
>>701125473
>you're opinion isn't that important to me.
Let me post it again for you, typo and all.
>>701125222
>5'4, 120lbs.
See >>701116987
She weighs less than and is 2 inches taller than the average Korean chick, the thinnest chicks on average worldwide? Fail troll is fail.
>>701125222
120 is kinda fat for someone who is 5'4".. unless she is really muscular. but hey, she could be fatter
>>701109998
>>701126168
> hurr durrrr women can't be below the average weight in other countries
Korean chicks often have no titties to speak of. It may shock you, but titties and ass have weight to them. At least *try* not to be retarded.
>>701126405
Yep, she could stand to lose a few pounds. But she's definitely not what I'd consider chubby. I'm a fan of the titties. She weighed less when we met, but her tits were also smaller.
>>701126816
>titties and ass have weight to them
Which makes it even less likely that her weight would be that low when you claim that she has ass and tits. Try to keep up, anon.
>>701126962
Notice how you're saying she weighs to little, but >>701126405 is saying she's overweight?
It's almost as if body type actually matters quite a bit. Basically, you're still retarded.
>>701126405
>120 is kinda fat for someone who is 5'4"
wat
>>701104664
Saved and happy for you, would nut 20% faster looking at that grinding away :)
>>701111490
Lucky bastard
>>701127151
Shes asian fyi
>>701127064
>It's almost as if body type actually matters quite a bit.
It does, and I already explained how you got that wrong.
>Basically, you're still retarded.
Back at ya, faggot.
>>701127093
look how fat that silhouette is dude. fuck what that shit says.
i'm 5'8" and weigh 130 and look awesome. my ex was 5'4" 98 pounds, 34DD tits. but maybe i will be comparing girls to her for the rest of my life huh
>>701127277
Looks like a nice pair of titties and a nice ass for an asian. I'm proud of you anon.
>>701127406
> 5'4" 98 pounds, 34DD tits.
>>701127444
Reassurance from /b is what in proud of myself for. Post some of you girl?
>>701100376
this. dem feels.
>>701127561
yeah i was pretty lucky. i actually fucked her again last year and she still looks pretty good. we originally got together after high school prom.. that was 12 years ago now i guess.
>>701127406
You got that backwards. Fuck the 3D model, the numbers are what matter. The model doesn't change at all when the weight is reduced below 120. It's obviously wrong. Numbers-wise though, 98 pounds is severely underweight.
She hasn't.
>>701109660
Underrated post
She says, "Okay, the baby is asleep. Let's have sex before he wakes up."
And then we do.
>>701127406
>>701127719
>>701127739
This anon doesn't realize that a woman at 5'4, 98lbs with 34DD tits would be an extremely odd looking sickly creature.
Best was. Rubbing her ass against me in the adult store while showing me outfits.
We finished in the changing while she was wearing the outfit.
>>701127603
Nah, sorry anon. For reasons stated here >>701125222
Hell, we haven't made pictures/videos in forever. Everything I have is dated as hell.
My woman says "I'm going to bed" every night.
The thing is, some how by use of voodoo or a crystal ball or something, I'm supposed to know which night she actually means "I'm going to sleep" or "Come with me for sex".
It's always my fault for not knowing of course.
>trying to get your dick sucked tonight?
This was my favorite.
>>701128335
My fucking life. It's my fault I don't go to bed when it's still light out.
>>701128168
Translation: If I had pics then I could black out her face and the background, but she doesn't exist, so there are no pics.
>>701108171
I'm thinking your other responses were a little to quick to the point. I'll clarify some.
My best advice is to act like you really want it. The sensual, intimate stuff is good, but it's really hot when your girl just starts grabbing your junk and says shit like "I want you to fuck me right now" or something like that. If you act like there's nothing more that you want right then than him, your guy will go nuts.
Also, be sexy in other ways too. Be tempting. Walk around naked or just start stripping in front of him. Quick and direct is usually a big turn on.
>>701128599
More like: I don't care enough about a bunch of anons to feel I need to "prove" anything I say. I will continue getting to fuck my wife regardless of what you think.
Understand now?
>>701099264
My gf and I have been together for two years and we have yet to do anything sexual.
>namorada, atual esposa, adorava se roçar no meu pau, mas não liberava a pepeca nem com reza
>3 meses de namoro, ano novo, chupei ela até ela gozar
>Mês seguinte ela me chupou varias vezes, mas nunca até eu gozar
>6 meses de namoro, ela não aguentou mais, ficou de quatro e mandou eu colocar tudo
>Bombei com força, camisinha rasgou, continuamos fodendo igual coelhos até hoje !!!!
>11 anos de casado já !!!
Americanos de merda, usem o google translate ....lol
>>701128013
she looked amazing to me, and not sticklike at all, but i know 'thicc' and burgers are the trend these days so maybe she would to others. she still looks the exact same and fucks a decent amount of dudes so idk
>>701099264
Sitting in front of tv, tired, gf walks about in string, still to tired, gf straddles me, mr big comes to life. To tired myself but mrbig lives his own life and commands me to get going.
Afterwards i feel fine, good, relaxed, even really fine. At this point i realize why i liked her in the first place.
>>701128782
>I don't care what any of you think
>That's why I keep replying ITT
We all believe you, anon...
>>701128013
>>701127739
Ex gf was about 5'1 double d's, tiny ass. Weighed about 110. She was tiny. Pic is her tits
>>701128869
That sounds terrible. Why subject yourself to that?
>>701121720
This actually makes me feel more alone than ever before and I don't know why
>>701129333
>thinks posting on 4chan means you really care about everyone else on the board and their opinions.
>Girl asks for seggs
>I say 'na'
>go home
>jerk off
livin' the dream
>>701129395
And the other anon's girl is 12lbs lighter while being 3 inches taller. That woman would be borderline anorexic looking.
>>701128869
Longest I waited was 4/5 months but thats because she was a virgin.
>>701129395
The /b/ros making shit up ITT should take note. This is actually believable.
She puts a finger in my ass. I know she really wants to be fucked when i get woke up in the middle of the night to find her knuckle deep
>>701129403
I love her dearly but she has this insane fear of pregnancy.
>>701129676
My gf is also a virgin.
Y'all Mr. White Virgins ain't gettin' no pussy.
This all white pussy wants some big black cock
>>701129711
Scientifically seen, BMI is absolute BS
>>701130026
She sounds psychotic then. Between birth control and condoms, the odds of getting pregnant are absurdly low. She needs to see a fucking therapist.
>>701130026
You mean, she tells you she is a virgin.
First time I hooked up with my gf we were just friends at the time watching movies, through 3 or so movies I was rubbing and touching and getting very close to vagoo but not going that far just teasing. Night ended at about 4 a.m. with her grabbing me by the hand and leading me to my room. Mission accomplished. That was almost a year ago now, and we've been dating for about 5 monthsish. Feelsgoodman. Got a story about a 3 hour marathon of sex after a Here Come the Mummies concert if anyone's interested I could type up.
>>701130446
srcc
https://www.reddit.com/r/nsfw_top_webm/comments/4z91p2/ashley_alban_college_girl_facefuck/
>>701102311
What fuck lingerie company makes anything for dudes its obviously a chick
>>701130209
>BMI is absolute BS
Only for people who exercise A LOT more than average. We're talking an hour or more every day for months, at least. Guarantee that isn't true for these chicks.
>inb4 yeah bro my girl works out all the time
>>701106777
So many newfags you don't say tits or gtfo when bringing up your gender is essential to giving us info or telling a story you say tits or gtfo when the gender being mentioned is completely un necessari and obviously for attention
>>701107803
As long as you get to cum inside its always good
>>701125222
yet you keep responding to the thread.
Lol keep it up buddy!
>>701131751
Oh hey. You must have missed this>>701129471
>>701109807
So your wife likes the double stuff?
>>701109807
>Enjoy! The Recipe is all yours, friend!
You are not allowed on 4chan. Please close your browser and vacate.
>>701099264
i had a gf who would throw a condom at my head when it was sex time.
>>701099264
My gf likes playing with my dick. She'll start off playing but after I get hard we just start fucking. Nothing special.
>>701110867
I feel that you have put women on a pedestal, they are just as nasty as you, and if you can't accept that, maybe go for men? Also...fuck off cunt!
>>701132209
Fucking kek anon. Thanks for the laugh
>>701108681
Too true :v
>>701110867
wtf is wrong with you lol
Usually she just grabs my crotch and kisses me.
>>701131916
and again lol
>>701100496
We're here for you man. You ain't gotta lie.
But you did.
queerlad
>>701128335
>>701128500
>Putting up with bullshit mind games like this
Grow a fucking pair and tell "your woman" to fuck a goddamn cactus.
I swear to god all you low-T fucking cuckolds need to TRY acting like men for once in your god damn lives. You're almost as pathetic as the retards on Reddit.
>oh bloo bloo, my fat girlfriend/wife never initiates
MAYBE IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY ATTRACTIVE, SHE WOULD
Hit the fucking gym you fat retards. Maybe try not drinking so much beer all the time to escape your pathetic excuse of a life. Have you tried developing interests? Maybe, oh I don't fucking know, become an interesting person?
Read a fucking book, nigger. The problem here isn't your girlfriend. The problem here is YOU.
>>701107122
The fuck anon? If I ain't getting head. Wtf makes you think i'll give you head? Dump the cunt. Blow jobs or bust.
>>701099264
crazy ex gf came up with a code and she would say come check me for ticks and head to the bedroom or other secluded spot, she'd be standing there with her panties around her ankles. At a party with a bunch of her friends, I'm kinda drunk and she walks through and behind me I hear her whisper loudly come check me for ticks. Little late turning around but I see the back of one guy friend of hers head down the hall. I jump up follow and he goes in the bathroom and locks the door and I go from room to room looking for gf and she's nowhere to be found. Go back and as I pass the bathroom I hear her giggle. The "friend" knew the special code.
>>701113682
definatly cheating
>>701133890
Found another blustering bro. This thread really brings em out of the woodwork.
>>701135656
Great post fagtron, you sure convinced me with those hot opinions
>>701130273
please do
>>701100031
Same
>>701136147
>fagtron
>Hot opinions
Cringe
>>701135208
im the "friend"
she fell asleep
Its always the same with my girl
>get home late from work
>pree tired and non-interested
>she will usually have dinner ready or takeaway on the way
>have dinner, talk for a bit and watch tv
>will be on couch just chillin' when she gets this look in her eyes
>keeps staring at me with lustfull gaze.jpg
>crawls on hands an knees to my lap and plays with my obvious bulge
>bites the tip through my work pants and giggles
>i carry her up the stairs over my shoulder and throw her on the bed
>take off her pants and play with her feminine penis while I fuck her ass pussy.
Wake up, cry, go back to sleep.
>>701099264
>wife
>initiated sex
I've been married 17 years. Son, you've got a lot to learn.
