Might sound strange but my wife always initiates sex by waking up from sleeping/napping and basically puts my hand on her vagina. It's always dripping which means it's time to get busy. We bang for about 30-60 mins then go right back to sleep.
>new gf,pretty good,liked her for a long while,she looks stunning,big tits,nice ass etc >i'm very careful cuz i don't wanna do anything to make her feel awkward >tell her i'll wait how much is needed for sex >girls apreciate this or smth >one night,we're watching a movie >start kissing >touches my dick,instant boner >takes my pants off,starts sucking,i cum in like half a minute (she was a fb fap for a long time so this was a fantasy coming true) >fast forward one hour,we fuck for the first time >she never had an orgasm before >fast forward 1 year,we love eachother and i give her min. 3 orgasms per sexo isn't it nice to love and to be loved,especially when ur gf is a 9/10
>>701099264 not really my gf but we were in bed together and she rubbed her ass against my dick until it got hard. when I turned her around and spread her legs she acted all surprised and said in a cute voice "oh you wanna fuck me again?"
>>701099264 My wife will sometimes lube up and climb onto my morning wood while I'm still sleeping.
While laying in bed, she'll also wiggle her ass into my groin to make me hard. She's courteous about it, she waits until I put the book down and turn off the light. When I roll over to put my arm around her and go to sleep, she'll start grinding.
Can always tell when my wife is horny when I get home and she is acting "cuter" than normal and being more touchy. Even when we're talking about our day she'll be rubbing my arm and stuff. Basically a giant green light that she wants that dick a little later when we go to bed.
Happens pretty often, and whenever I want to fuck and she's not in the mood, she always offers to suck me off because she knows the snake needs to be drained. feelsgoodman.
She always walks in front and slides her pants off to show off her thong or gstring. Might play with her buttcheeks a bit or spread them. She usually then sticks her tits in my face for a bit before going down to suck my dick.
Pic related. probably the lesst flattering angle of her ive ever taken but it still turns me on
>out at dinner/date, rubs cock with her hand or foot under the table w/ sexy eye contact >laying in bed, starts playing with my boxers below my belly button or grinds ass into half-staff bone >walks around in tight tshirt no bra and panties, loves to see me checking her out >tells me she's not wearing panties
Last tone she initiated was last week before her period kicked in this week.
We were at a music concert in a small city venue. We were both rolling on molly. She grabbed my cock and said, "take me to the bathroom". The bathrooms were gender neutral. Picked a stall, she stripped, we fucked, then went back to enjoy the music.
>>701107803 she can get a thing that looks like a pregnancy test that she pisses on to tell her when she's ovulating for max chance of getting her knocked up. also you should be blowing a load every day to make sure your batch is fresh. this is assuming you actually want the baby and arent just enjoying repeated trips to the bonezone.
Be slutty. Look at that dick like a cock hungry whore. We don't want an actual whore to be our gf/wife, but we love when you act like it for us. It gives us a sense of power as the wielder of the dick.
I like hot dogs. She prepares them a fantastic way.
Let me tell you what she does. She usually does 2 at a time.
>Take the bun, spread some garlic margarine on it. Then, take a cheese slice, and put it in the bun. >Microwave the bun so the cheese melts on it. >Microwave the hotdog so it just about splits. >Throw some mince white onion on it (mince like McDonalds onions) >Put a bit of mayo, some Dijon mustard, and a little bit of ketchup (or BBQ sauce if you prefer)
>Married for almost 13 years >Never initiates >I'm always borderline rape when I'm horny >Maybe once every 3 months she'll ask me to eat her out >I actually enjoy it, she cums 100% of the time >Shivering, moaning, stretching legs
Problem is she is just naturally aversive to sex. I've tried to just shove it in rough and spontaneous like but it's drier than Ashy Larry in the Mojave Desert. So I do the whole tongue dance get it sloppy for me. She cums, I climb aboard and after like 2 mins were back to me pushing my dick into a bag of lava rocks. I'm pushing sex maybe once a week nowadays usually longer.
In our prime we'd fuck everyday all day. Now it's just an annoyance. Even sadder sometimes in the morning she'd tell me she was horny last night but I didn't make a move.. and then she has to go to work.
You need to tell that bitch that she needs to tell you when she wants dick. You aren't a goddamn mind reader. That is, if you want to save your marriage. My wife knows goddamn well that I have to get off regularly, and that I'd like it to be with only her, but she if stops then she knows eventually I will become so unhappy that I will look elsewhere.
>>701099264 >itt: Explain how your girlfriend/wife has initiated sex
OP I will be the only person in this thread who isn't a faggot troll and the sad pathetic reality of what you've asked is that they don't initiate sex because they don't need to. Men will always HAVE to do it and women will roll their eyes and oblige just to get it over with. Sex in marriage stops pretty soon after the ceremony because they realize that they've completed their life mission and don't need to accommodate men's urges. Women only want stimulation maybe once a month or less and even then they don't want sex, just for you to go down on them so they don't have to have you all over them sweating and trying to kiss them. This is the truth guys, DO NOT GET MARRIED. It is heavily skewed in the women's favor and the man will get NOGHING out of it except for a life time of regret and an empty bank account
If this peaked your interest, Google mgtow and prepare for the red pill my friends
is it weird to find it disgusting or unattractive when women get comfortable with you and start mentioning their "horny", I feel like the mystic of the woman, and the act or w/e you want to call it, looses something, I guess you loose the mystery, or the innocence of the entire act with that someone, anybody else feel this way?
I'm curious of this because I genuinely wonder how women initiate sex because it seems like my wife either comes on too strong like she's going to rape me out of nowhere or she just doesn't convey it right.
only one girl i have ever been with initiated. I would have married her if she wasnt a whore. she would jack me off while i was driving or in the theater, or she would pull me into a dressing room and put my hands on her bewbs.
>>701110627 fuck you anon, i happen to agree with you about marriage, but you either got badly hurt and your bitter or more likely, your a virgin who hates girls because you don't have one and consider yourself a "nice" guy despite being a bitter husk of a man
>>701110964 OK guys look at this faggot. Everybody see his stupid little message on this cartoon board. Fat tits here is by FAR the minority of married men and even if there's an overwhelming presence of ugly stink factories with diaper fetishes on this board who lie on the Internet about how much sex they get, it doesnt hold a candle to the truth that the overwhelming majority of married men outside of this slippery dick weaboo Machine do not get sex on their terms. It has nothing to do with manliness or being a bitch, unlike the fucking cunt I'm replying to, but instead has to do with women's recent feminism movements which have tried empowering women (A good thing) by oppressing men (no longer a good thing)
If you've never had a chick initiate fucking then LOL sad
an EX I was with woke me to Headjob while she was rubbing her self we fucked, A Friends friend she walked up to me and just said want to fuck later sure why not after i go out I stayed at home playing BF1942 while they went to club she came back walked in my room started playing with my cock Long short story I came in her she had a BF, BF found out got upset and they never spoke again Her friend came over to get something also don't even know her name she was rubbing up close to me kissed me we fucked that was the day after.
>>701111925 >I'm a faggot who selectively responds to one part of your message that becomes unrelated out of context
Yes women will initiate sex That isn't in question Married women however will not They will become useless slugs that slime up your life and gasp for money all the while denying you the most basic urge that is programmed into the very fiber of your being due to half a billion years of evolution
Stay retarded cunt and don't ever let me catch you posting on this board again
>>701111706 >recent feminism movements Bingo. That's the problem with women today. It has ruined American women. There are some non-English-speaking cultures that haven't been infected yet, but it's starting to spread to those now too.
>>701099264 my girlfriend almost never initiates sex and it pisses me off, when she rarely does tho she expects me to just "figure it out that she wants it" instead of actualy fucking telling me and then she gets mad if i dont do anything, but when she refuses me then she again gets mad at me because "she doesnt wana right now" women are fucking retarded
Ex that would wake me up with BJs every morning. If I was sitting she would straddle me and grind on my dick until i'd fuck her. If we were watching television she would rub my dick through my pants. Generally showing me her tits at random times.
>>701110018 >Even sadder sometimes in the morning she'd tell me she was horny last night but I didn't make a move.. and then she has to go to work. its a lie, its a plausable deniability lie. She doesnt want to fuck you but she wont admit it so she will lie about wanting to fuck and then she will shift the blame on you for not initiating when she wanted to fuck. Its bullshit because if she wants to fuck she should annouce it to you. Thats why she lies, she is probably sucking some other dude dick who she has an affair with.
>>701113480 You sound like the kind of person who accuses everyone of being a crazy conspiracy theorist but then when it turns out to be true, you shut your mouth and numbly watch TV or pretend to still desire playing games so you don't have to comment on the state of affairs. I'm calling it like it is and if that makes you uncomfortable then by all means go back to collecting WoW transmog
>>701113781 Oh I'll take the blame no problems there. Affair? Doubt it. She makes 10x more money than me and has every possibility to leave whenever. Most likely some miscommunication. Tried the whole working out together, brought back making out.. just happens I guess
>>701107344 Idk, it's not that this is ruining everything, all except the head thing i'm pretty happy
>>701107432 she says she's scared and she just can't imagine doing it.
>>701112164 well idk, she always refuses that I do it to her, because 'she doesn't need/want a favor', but sometimes she just lets me and she goes nuts. takes only 2-3 minutes to make her cum that way.
I've tried so much things that she might do it, but she's still not into it.
>>701114431 >We both had goals we achieved >I served and she went became a physician assistant >2 kids happened >Didn't want my kids to move around or have me gone on deployment >I got out >Stay at home dad >She brought the bread >I'm doing part time so I can be available for our kids
>old fuck buddy >playing vidya with the bros >she starts rubbing cock and whispering horny shit in ear >take off to go fuck not at my place not at hers >she pulls into cemetery it's black af this night >walk to spot next to big statue of stone Jesus. >great bareback sex under moonlight >felt like caveman sex >get up and read inscription on tombstone >"WOOD"
>>701112993 oh dude, do we have the same gf? mine also just fuckin lays around and waits for me to do all the work around her. i'm trying my best to comfort her, i even have to ask her literally what she wants, fuckin bullshit.
>>701099264 >>701100376 My ex-fiancé initiated sex one, and only one, time in the entire year and a half we were sexually active together.
It was the afternoon that I put the engagement ring on her finger for the first time. She grabbed me by the hand and forcefully yanked me with her to the bedroom, once again left it to me to do all the work, and had multiple orgasms and wore out before I'd managed to cum once. Within 24 hours she also adopted a completely different personality from the one I was used to her having and treated me 100% differently, and it was the start of the long process of our engagement being systematically destroyed.
One time. One fucking time she actually initiated in nearly two years. And we were fucking around once a week, plus or minus.
>>701115634 i figured out why mine does that, she wants sex to be her commodity, something that i should be thankful to her. Every time when i initiate it she is like "fine gosh" and then i "owe" her, i have it "good" with her because she lets me, what other girl would be so kind to me right?
>>701099264 Sometimes she tells me she wants it and we go to the bedroom and I start massaging and pleasing her body so she gets wet, or we're already making out and she takes of her top and starts massaging my dick.
>>701110627 Maybe you shouldnt have married a worthless prude bitch. Because normal women like sex. I have been married for 6 years, and we fuck AT LEAST 3 times a week. How do you even live with a woman that you dont get the fuck? I bet you pay her bills too. Get it together dude
>>701118681 married twenty years now - still doing it at least once a week, and blowjobs and hand jobs in between. She always loved sucking cock, and often, if I bit randy, it goes from kissing and hand job to her wanting to suck me, to her getting turned on by that and riding me.
but when she wants to initiate - lingerie. she has a large collection, which I have bought her, and she just goes and changed into something floaty and flirty - and either calls me to the bedroom, or if the Kids are out, walks in on me where ever I am and I get the message straight away...
Between me and my girlfriend there is a silent agreement that I roll her on the frontside, start pulling down her pants, slapping her ass and/ore her face. Then I put my hard dick in her mouth or fuck her doggystyle with my hand push her head to the ground. She likes the idea of me using her for my own pleasure without respecting her point of view.
>>701116748 wtf? mine is just craaaazy lazy. she's always telling me she's not in the mood/not horny (what is normally changeable in 2 minutes if I 'comfort' her as she would pronounce it) but she never acts like it's a favor and that i should be thankful.
I think you should tell her she's talkin total crap.
"Hey, I want you. You feeling up for some sexy time?" "Eh, my stomachs been shitty all day today. Want oral instead?" "Sure!"
I don't expect the neckbeards that creep this board to understand a marriage that reaches that point. It all depends on making sure your woman knows that draining the balls is not an optional thing. It is an absolute requirement for my happiness. If they understand that, everything is great.
>>701119049 nah i wish. my gf is pretty hot and has great F cup tits. unfortunately she's getting older and fat and saggy, while i still take care of myself.
for me it's not really a bargain.. i can fuck her when i want. but she smells (won't go to the doctor), and isn't it to it so.. whats the point? the whole thing of me desiring a fuck, and someone 'allowing' it for me, makes me feel pathetic. so i don't
problem is we live with her sister who is 10 years younger, and not fat. makes it even harder to be attracted to my gf
The second thing happened long ago when we were dating. I actually remember telling her that my previous relationship ended largely because my GF just stopped wanting sex. She understood, and still understands.
That's why I get "How about I suck you off?" when she's not horny instead of "No."
Cleans yes, cooks fuck no. I enjoy cooking though so its all good. As far as attractiveness goes, definitely a solid 8 with no emotional attachment. Add in the fact that she's my best friend and has all the same hobbies I do, jumps it up to a solid 10. I gorilla fuck that little ass to soreness every time.
Can be yours too bro. Lose weight, take care of how you look and your hygiene, learn how to hold conversation and make women laugh. That's literally all there is to it. I've seen some fugly dudes with some smoking gfs/wives all because they know how the game is played.
Unless you're in a sexless relationship, then that's all on you.
If we're sitting on the couch or lying on the bed then she'll just flat out start kissing my neck and grabbing my dick from above my trousers. If I kiss her back and stuff we go from there, if not she waits 5 minutes then does it all again. But we're quite touchy-feely outside of sex so she'll climb all over me, lean on me and stuff before.
Her sister though, she's a skeezer, 3 kids by 3 different men. Never learned her lesson, no no. How thst started was her then boyfriend kicked her out, so she was living with her mother across town. She'd bring her kids over to play with ours, walk around screeching on her phone and yelling at her kids. The usual "worthless woman" traits.
Her and my wife talk a lot, especially about sex. My wife is an ice crotched bulldyke basically. After pregnancy she retained the 100+lbs of weight gain, got a side shave and dyed it blue with green streaks. Not into that shit. At all. Stopped fucking her period. She used to ask for sex a few times a week, now it's 0...that's what I want.
Her sister brought it up one day and flay out offered to suck me off while I filling the pool with water this spring. Haven't had a nut that good in over a decade. She slurped down every drop and kept sucking to get more. At the end of the day. I don't regret it at all...but in response to my wife looking for sex from me, hasn't happened in over a year.
>>701121563 >yeah bro she's a solid 8/10, 10/10 all things considered >she cleans >she doesn't cook but I love to so it's all good (can't make it sound too perfect or they won't believe me) >she fucks me whenever I want >I pound that pussy til it hurts every time shit-tier bro story
Doesn't always happen for the entirety of the sex session, but when it comes time for me to nut you can bet your ass that she's not getting it softly. I'm starting to think there's actual virgins in this thread.
I'm 25, not had sex since I was 18. I'm going away this weekend with a girl i've been seeing for a couple of months but we haven't had sex yet. I dont know what the fuck to do. im gonna ejaculate so quickly
Lemme correct you since you can't read apparently.
> yeah bro she's a solid 8/10, 10/10 all things considered Yep, solid 8 purely physically. She's even more attractive to me because of her personality and interests. I get that troglodytes find this hard to understand but it's a thing, I promise.
> she cleans Pretty well actually. Her dad ran a strict household with chores, so she is actually bothered with the house is messy.
>she doesn't cook but I love to so it's all good (can't make it sound too perfect or they won't believe me)
A lot of western women cannot cook these days. If I were a dude who didn't like to cook, this would suck greatly and we'd live off ramen and mac'n'cheese. "Hurrr durrrr, she's not perfect in every way so this must be a ploy to make it more believable".
>she fucks me whenever I want
No, she doesn't. Read you fucking idiot. If she's not in the mood when I want sex, she always offers to suck me off. That isn't fucking me whenever I want.
>I pound that pussy til it hurts every time
This is actually true. She's quite small, and although my dick isn't particularly long, it is quite fat. She gets to cum several times and it becomes very clear that shes feeling more soreness than pleasure during sex. That's my time to nut before she gets even more sore. Don't believe it if you want to, I expect no less from virgins.
>>701117560 Usually girls that are wild in bed are not that faithful or are somewhat hard to handle mentally. My gf is the latter. Super faithful from what I can tell but a mental effort often. Finally in good place with her though. Had sex yesterday in a parking deck stairwell. Shit was cash.
>>701123444 As long as you are both smart and can communicate correctly you will be happy. And if a problem occurs, don't come on 4chan and start asking for help like most fags do. Talk with her and you will find a solution for sure.
>>701124389 it's like this. You don't want to make love to me or let me fuck you, then get the fuck out. I don't need your fucked up mind games...I'll find another...crazy bitches are a dime a dozen...
>>701127406 You got that backwards. Fuck the 3D model, the numbers are what matter. The model doesn't change at all when the weight is reduced below 120. It's obviously wrong. Numbers-wise though, 98 pounds is severely underweight.
My woman says "I'm going to bed" every night. The thing is, some how by use of voodoo or a crystal ball or something, I'm supposed to know which night she actually means "I'm going to sleep" or "Come with me for sex". It's always my fault for not knowing of course.
>>701108171 I'm thinking your other responses were a little to quick to the point. I'll clarify some.
My best advice is to act like you really want it. The sensual, intimate stuff is good, but it's really hot when your girl just starts grabbing your junk and says shit like "I want you to fuck me right now" or something like that. If you act like there's nothing more that you want right then than him, your guy will go nuts.
Also, be sexy in other ways too. Be tempting. Walk around naked or just start stripping in front of him. Quick and direct is usually a big turn on.
>namorada, atual esposa, adorava se roçar no meu pau, mas não liberava a pepeca nem com reza >3 meses de namoro, ano novo, chupei ela até ela gozar >Mês seguinte ela me chupou varias vezes, mas nunca até eu gozar >6 meses de namoro, ela não aguentou mais, ficou de quatro e mandou eu colocar tudo >Bombei com força, camisinha rasgou, continuamos fodendo igual coelhos até hoje !!!! >11 anos de casado já !!! Americanos de merda, usem o google translate ....lol
>>701128013 she looked amazing to me, and not sticklike at all, but i know 'thicc' and burgers are the trend these days so maybe she would to others. she still looks the exact same and fucks a decent amount of dudes so idk
First time I hooked up with my gf we were just friends at the time watching movies, through 3 or so movies I was rubbing and touching and getting very close to vagoo but not going that far just teasing. Night ended at about 4 a.m. with her grabbing me by the hand and leading me to my room. Mission accomplished. That was almost a year ago now, and we've been dating for about 5 monthsish. Feelsgoodman. Got a story about a 3 hour marathon of sex after a Here Come the Mummies concert if anyone's interested I could type up.
>>701106777 So many newfags you don't say tits or gtfo when bringing up your gender is essential to giving us info or telling a story you say tits or gtfo when the gender being mentioned is completely un necessari and obviously for attention
>>701128335 >>701128500 >Putting up with bullshit mind games like this Grow a fucking pair and tell "your woman" to fuck a goddamn cactus.
I swear to god all you low-T fucking cuckolds need to TRY acting like men for once in your god damn lives. You're almost as pathetic as the retards on Reddit.
>oh bloo bloo, my fat girlfriend/wife never initiates MAYBE IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY ATTRACTIVE, SHE WOULD
Hit the fucking gym you fat retards. Maybe try not drinking so much beer all the time to escape your pathetic excuse of a life. Have you tried developing interests? Maybe, oh I don't fucking know, become an interesting person?
Read a fucking book, nigger. The problem here isn't your girlfriend. The problem here is YOU.
>>701099264 crazy ex gf came up with a code and she would say come check me for ticks and head to the bedroom or other secluded spot, she'd be standing there with her panties around her ankles. At a party with a bunch of her friends, I'm kinda drunk and she walks through and behind me I hear her whisper loudly come check me for ticks. Little late turning around but I see the back of one guy friend of hers head down the hall. I jump up follow and he goes in the bathroom and locks the door and I go from room to room looking for gf and she's nowhere to be found. Go back and as I pass the bathroom I hear her giggle. The "friend" knew the special code.
>get home late from work >pree tired and non-interested >she will usually have dinner ready or takeaway on the way >have dinner, talk for a bit and watch tv >will be on couch just chillin' when she gets this look in her eyes >keeps staring at me with lustfull gaze.jpg >crawls on hands an knees to my lap and plays with my obvious bulge >bites the tip through my work pants and giggles >i carry her up the stairs over my shoulder and throw her on the bed >take off her pants and play with her feminine penis while I fuck her ass pussy.
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