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Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

Previously on /waifu/:

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!

Shinoa claimed
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>>701053021
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Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
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still here
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Iowa claimed

>>701052594
Mock me!?! You can't just get away with this

>>701052930
I got ya most of your fan art and you gave me most of my screenshots. It was the perfect system of shinoa broness
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>>701051471
See
>>701051873

I want to fucking die, my man.
(・ω・)

>>701052314
>what makes you happiest
>what makes me happy
>when am i happy

i think i'll let the car run me over, famalam
(・ω・)

>>701053115
same
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Penny Claim
>>701052930
Its really nice ^^
>>701053259
>RIP Yuuko
Well you'll find it some day.
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>>701052594
At work myself. Sounds like a comfy time.
Got me a carne asada burrito, and some fantasizing going on, but otherwise, not much else.

>>701052930
Ayyyyy, I guessed right! Do I win a prize?

>New RX-9 confirmed
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! IT'S HABBENING! BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
>Mfw it's habbening
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>>701053525
Same, double an hero?
Lol, no.
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>>701053440
Yo

>>701053480
Equilibrium! We share what we post and confuse.the living hell out of everyone else!

>>701053536
Dude you should save up for a gothic plate armor for Halloween kr decoration should you feel like spending cash loke nothing. But youre a smart man and probably wont

>>701053792
This
>
A happy smug!

Look at the happy makoto!
Oh yeah! My boss as a nightrod or something thats all black with 1250 cc. Couldn't take a pic:/
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Claimed.

>>701052930
But it's usually a little speedy though.
>>701053259
>>701053480
Nah, Yuuko, you're good. No need for that.
>>701053480
I did and I will.
>>701053792
Burrito de asada. That how you eat it! Some hot sauce with that?

>Fantasizing.
Do tell.
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>>701054351
I'm saving up to surprise J and pay off his loans for him because I'm that kinda guy.
>Also saving for a PC Rig.
>Its gonna be an unholy beast.

>Mfw Discord is trying to download but for some reason it isn't.
AAAAAAaaaaaAaaAAaaAAa
>Gonna listen to some JCash till it downloads.
For some reason I'm getting more into country music
>Maybe its this state, mindwashing me.
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>>701054351
Ohhhh, nice. An actually nice looking bike from Harley!
>SMUGS, IT'S THE RETURN OF THE INSANELY HIGH REVVING ROTARY ENGINE! I NEVER THOUGHT THEY'D MAKE ANOTHER!
https://youtu.be/jOclop23uBw?t=23s
>LISTEN TO THAT ROTARY POWER, AND WHEN THAT TURBO KICKS IN!

>>701054729
Nope, I normally like mine plain or with some spice added....
>Look in burrito because I was gunna add spice
>It has everything in it
................fuck.

Oh, just some.... uhhhh, Mizore tier stuff~
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>>701054351
Ah it was the greatest but I got my freedoms now.

>>701054729
pls no bully
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>>701052597
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Hello guys.
CLAIM her.
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Claiming kitty.

-Mavis
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>>701055248
>plain or some spice added...
That's insane! Put some hot sauce now, please.

>Mizore tier stuff~
Even stating it like that is lewd..... Why, may I ask?
>>701055380
You bully me first, California Iowa....
>
>>701055573
Hallo.
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Claimed.
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...sigh...

*insert clever way to claim Blair*

Hello waifus, it's your friendly neighborhood heretic here.

How's life? I currently hate mine.

=D
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>>701056052
>>701055842
Somebody already claimed a cat.
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>>701054729
>Yuuko, you're good
If you say so! I'll go back to being ironically suicidal instead of actually suicidal.

>>701055945
spice queen

>>701055477
thanks but no thanks
(・ω・)
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I wanna be sexually bullied(played with) by battleship Iowa-chan!!!!
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>>701053458
here
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>>701053458
>>701056294

still here
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>>701055894
I've never bullied you before! I'm a nice person don't look so sad!

>>701056219
YOU WHAT
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>>701055380
>>701056219
jump on this
>>701056294
hey
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>>701054729
Depending the time for sure my dude

>>701054869
STOP BEING SO DAMN ADORABLE!!!

Envious of this unholy beast. Call it behemoth!

Rip

Kk

Only.place id move to out of texas

>>701055248
My boss has the money

Its something abour car reving up like that sounds so pleasing

>>701055380
I ain't complaining. Put smug and freddom together as tag team bros and what do you get?

>>701056052
Aww what's wrong dude
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Saber claim
>>701056425
>>701056219
I ship it :^)
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>>701056425
I,it's joke,sir admiral
but you are sure to have the thought that Iowa may be good at making fun of poor-man-virgin guys with touching dick but not allowing to insert.
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>>701055894
Nope!
>I don't know if I can eat it. My stomach is rather weak to certain things, and raw tomato and avocado are high up on that list. And this thing is full of it.

I'm not quite sure to be honest...

>>701056622
Bosses generally do...

Doesn't it? I'm thinking about saying screw the Supra, and saving up for 4 years to get that sweet sweet Rotary...
>Or I could just get an FD RX7 and drop the new engine in it. Best of both worlds!
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>>701056622
Finally got Discord to work only to find out my friend can't play
>Goddamn it
Oh well, at least comfy thread means I can play Rainbow Six and not worry too much about missing things
>Protip for Siege: Laser sights are absolutely goddamn useless unless you don't ADS a lot
>They will make you visible to people in the room and they show everyone you're coming
>Its like slapping a target on your nipples.
I've come to understand that Idaho is basically North Texas with moar potatoez
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>>701056442
Jump on what..?

>>701056622
>checked
Some smug ass freedom. what a pair.

>>701056839
AHHHHHHHHHHH

>>701056932
oh is joke. I actually never have had that thought lol sounds like some blue ballin
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Thread is full of faggot niggers.
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>>701057600
Kek.
How're you doing Iowa?
>Nice image
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x4HlBOgb42k
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>>701056172
Are you a new one?
>>701056052
It's going alright for my part. What has you down?
>>701056622
I guess we have to wait a little longer.
Anything going on besides slow thread?
>>701056977
Ah, oh well, still a great choice.
>Rather weak
Maybe it's time to start eating spicy!

Give me the details, I just want know the fantasy is all.
>>701056425
But you did! We know each other for a long time as well!
>
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>>701056149
How observant of you.

>>701056622
Okay so basically, to get it out of the way, I had claimed Shygal, been using her and shit, etc...

But earlier today, my brother wanted to see if he could put a wallpaper from his phone onto the Xbox one, and his wasn't working (for some god awful reason) and asked if he could see my phone and text his wallpaper he wanted to me and use my phone.

Now recently I had downloaded some more shygal pic, a lot of them lewd too. And I wasn't about to let my brother see a sexualized Mario enemy in my gallery, so in a panic, I deleted them all.

But it gets worse...

Apparently, even though I thought I deleted them, they were still in my files on my phone.

Which the Xbox apparently showed instead of my clean, phone gallery.

So the first thing he saw was a bunch of Shygal lewds.

So yeah, I'm back to claiming Blair.
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>>701057766
4Chan is full of faggot niggers. No Exceptions.
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>>701056977
Im not thinking straight tonight:/ i swear i have no fucking clie what i meant

I'd be a happy man with a 70 firebird

>>701057131
Yay and aww

Yay again!

>target on nipples
Kek

South texas i dont know that feel :^(

>>701057600
Fuck yes dude

>>701057946
Sleeping soon

>>701057999
Jesus dude
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Anne Frank is my waifu.

Is this allowed?
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>>701057600
whole bully bit
>>701057999
so this is shygal huh? why download lewds of your waifu?
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>>701057600
Who looks like "blue ballin"?Me?
Anyway I prejudiced her through the bias that the blonde is full of slut…the a little more she looks so the more attractive I think she is though.

What "anison" you guys always listen to?
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>>701057999
Rekt
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>>701057946
I'ma try to get as much down as I can, since I don't feel like being hungry tonight.
>Alternatively, I can give it to some homeless guy, and go get myself a pizza next door.

Uhhhh, let's just say that all those trap doujins, images, and animations are really, REALLY making me want to be the trap.

>>701058263
Bosses have shekkles.

Oh? That's a nice landbarge, I'll give ya that!
>Still want my Supra
>But holy fuck a Rotary is so so soooooo tempting!
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>>701058263
>North Texas
I just meant that Idaho is the Texas of the north!
>Although North Idaho is very liberal comparatively
>I blame Canada.
>Still, good place to vacation, went parasailing up there once
>WEW
Also I realized that I probably should've gone to bed a while ago
>but I checked my email and my boss told me not to come in
>Paid day off for formatting 120 new laptops for freshmen
I think he assumed that I sat there and had to do a bunch of stuff on all the laptops
when in reality I have a program that gives them the school default stuff and I just had to set it up on one and link it to the others while me and my IT crew played Unturned on lan.
FREE DAY OFF yeeeaaah!~
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>>701058447
Great claim, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b675wByBTMs&feature=youtu.be
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>>701057863
Doing good. Just had some tacos so thats good. How bout you?
>You like all my images
Sounds a bit out of place for a FPS, a little cartoony?

>>701057946
I have!?! This is the first time talking to you... unless you switched? WHO ARE YOU

>>701058263
I wonder if they add the Texas if she'll be smug

>>701058494
am not bully

>>701058522
Just said it sounded like what you were talkin about was blue balling lol. If thats what you want to think but I can assure you she is still pure even though a little indecent.

Anison?
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>>701053021
>smug as a bug
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>>701058263
Indeed, words cannot describe how I'm feeling right now.

>>701058494
Because I don't know.

I don't remember, but I don't think not having lewds would've helped anyway, I mean, a fuck ton of pics of a female sexualized Mario enemy doesn't exactly go unoticed.
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>>701059297
Yeah I hope your waifu is pure too.
She is likely to be loyal but encourageous warfu to you.

Anison stands for anime-song
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>>701058804
I think thats what my dumbass meant to say

>>701059140
OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
Kek


Same here dude :/

Ayyyyyyyyy

>>701059297
Texas ship? They better!

>>701059312
Who dug deep in the mud

>>701059437
Not okay dude

>>701059748
Forgor pic i see
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>>701059297
yes you are
>>701059437
yeah but its not as bad as the same character having sex
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>>701059946
>forgor
Meamr forgot. Maybe I do need sleep
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>>701059946
>>701060026
Go to sleep Smugs, you can't even words.
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>>701060026
lol,so what pic you wanna see?
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I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride
But something touched me deep inside
The day the music died
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>>701059297
Playing world of warships right now. Still grinding the German BB line then I'll head back down the American line toward the Iowa.
>Why wouldn't I
Well cartoony would explain the scenario that appears in the game when it plays. It's a very Indiana Jones section. Also has the final boss music in it too
>>701059312
Smug as a bug on a drug
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>>701058263
Oh, hope you have some great rest, Shipmaster.
>>701058804
Don't waste food, please.
As to give it to a homeless person, no, stop.....

What has Mizore done to you!? Why, how. No corruption!!!!
>>701059297
Uh, let see how do I put this? We have each other added on Skype my profile pic is a Dog..... I'm the one who thought you were older than I am...
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>>701060184
>Getting married
Best of luck.
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>>701053792
Rip me it's 330am and I have reserve shut to do soon.

>Mizore claim
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>>701060334
>Married
Who the fuck said anything about married?
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>>701060224
>So close to my Nagato
I should get on myself...

>>701060244
I'm sorry Mami, but I legit can't handle the stuff. It's why I always get my food plain. I can easily add the stuff I like, but it's hard if not impossible to take out the stuff I don't like.
>Why not give it to a homeless guy? They would probably be more thankful for it than me, and it wouldn't be going to waste!

I actually thought of this stuff YEARS before I met Mizore. It's just been surfacing a lot more lately, to the point of always being on my mind unless I'm driving.

>>701060383
Speaking of Mizore, hey there cutie~
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>>701059748
She is pretty damn pure despite wwhat she wears! Warfu? whats this now so much to learn

Well then it'd be the JoJo OPs lol

>>701059946
They gotta if they do more american ships! there is no way they can't

>>701059959
nah I'm a swood dood who'd never do the bully but you have

>>701060224
Getting the German BBs over the American ones... Disgraceful.
>I dunno my dude
that explains it then lol. and a final boss? thats a bit odd

>>701060244
SANAE!?! My dude I missed ya man! Why didn't ya talk to me sooner!
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I'm here for a period of time
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I am here now, calm down everyone I know you all missed me


Claiming Felix

>inb4 you didn't miss me
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>>701053021
Shit Miser
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>>701060689
Nou.
>Fantasy talk.
I did well this time. Yay.
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>>701060561
I might have taken things way out of context.
Then it's just a kid on it's way?
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>>701060859
I WILL TAKE OVER THIS THREAD WITH MY SONG

DUH-DUH DUH DUH
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH DUUUUUUUUUH
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>>701060703
Warfu must be my miswritting,don't care.

With all ways our and German can do,we axis can't defeat great america(lol)
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>>701060859
>>701060990

I'm Mr. Brown Wizard
I'm Mr. Ass.
I'm Mr. Butt Blister
I'm Mr. Passing Gas

They call me Shit Miser
Whatever I touch
Turns to shit in my clutch!
Huehuehue
I'm too much!

(He's Mr. Shit Wizard
He's Mr. Gas
He's Mr. Anus Quiver
He's Mr. Eat My Ass)

They call me Shit Miser
Whatever I touch
Turns to shit in my clutch!
Huehuehue
I'm too much!

I never wanna know a day
where your ass is nice and clean!
I'd rather have it
smell like ass; shit stains in your briefs!

They call me Shit Miser
Whatever I touch
Turns to shit in my clutch!
Huehuehue
I'M TOO MUCH

(HE'S TOO MUCH)

TOO MUCH
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>>701060703
not even
>>701060852
who wouldnt miss that weird trap
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>>701059946
K.

>>701059959
I suppose, what's your point?
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>>701060953
A daughter, on Her way.
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>>701059946
>MFW toss C4 on riot shield
>Mfw shout ALLAH before detonating
>Mfw actually killed hostage in the process and fucked everything up
BUT I KILLED HIM!
>>701061038
fucking kek.
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>>701061038

DUH-DUH DUH DUH
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH DUUUUUUUUUH

I'm Mr. Yellow Wizard
I'm Mr. Cock.
I'm Mr. Pink Pickle
I'm Mr. Pee Yourself

Friends call me Piss Miser
Whatever I touch
Turns to piss in my clutch!
Huehuehue
I'm too much!

(He’s Mr. Piss Wizard
He's Mr. Dick
He's Dirty Pickle
He's Smells Like Whiz)

Friends call me Piss Miser
Whatever I touch
Turns to piss in my clutch!
Huehuehue
I'm too much!

I never wanna know a day
where your penis is low and dry.
I'd rather have you piss yourself,
In front of your friends making you cry!

(He’s Mr. Piss Wizard
He's Mr. Dick
He's Dirty Pickle
He's Smells Like Whiz)

Friends call me Piss Miser
Whatever I touch
Turns to piss in my clutch!
Huehuehue
I'm too much!
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>>701061135
Do you really need to correct me for everything?
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I wish I could be the inventor of introductory machine of interdimension marriage kekkekkek.
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>>701061114
I dunno

He a cute though
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>>701060112
No! I cam word!

>>701060244
NO

>>701060703
Pls. Texas ship would make me so happy

>>701061129
Didnt meam to sound rude or anything

>>701061139
Fucking ayy lmao
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>>701061129
nothing really making conversation
>>701061276
quite a dream
>>701061316
just a little strange
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>>701061239
It's not really correcting.
But now you know it's a girl.
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>>701061023
lol it happens. Nothing can defeat the might of America my dude. Where ya from if you don't mind my askin

>>701061114
yes even

>>701060852
the fuck are you. (we never met but I missed you bb)

>>701061398
Instant shipfu :^)
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>>701061431
>It's not really correcting.
You're doing it again.

I guess I do now.
Any ideas about what you'd like to name her?
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>>701060224
>>701061488
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>>701061584
My Girlfriend likes Kaylee, I'm not sure on names though.
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>>701061499
I take it you didnt get my wordplay earlier?
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>>701061398
It's fine, it's just my emotional state is at an all time low.

>>701061422
Oh, okay then.
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>>701060689
Everyone's different, so it's okay. I just like burritos with hot sauce is all.

Well as for homeless people, they find their own food, if they're still alive then it means they're getting nourishment from somewhere. At least save it for later.

Oh, what gotten you into that?.....Still.......
>>701060703
Yup, it's me, were on the same boat now.
I missed you too, it's just that being busy with things and all. Haven't had the time. But now it seems to be clearing up, which is great! I was trying to tease you before revealing myself.
>>701061398
SI.
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>>701060859
>>701061038
>>701061150

Come in this thread, see this shit, jfc, that threw me off so goddamn much.
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>>701061675
Velvet, long time. Kid on the way, huh? It changed my brother for the best. Though his daughter is a little shit now.
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>>701061398
Gonna go to bed methinks
>I'm getting that sleepy high
>Everything is funnier than it should be.
>Plus its nearly 2AM.
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>>701060703
Come on dude the German BB secondary cannons are fantastic they rip enemies to shreds
>See no reason not to :^)
Well the plot is like an old Indiana Jones story too. It's an OSS officer hunting down an SS colonel developing a weapon for the Germans. The final boss is the officer
>>701060689
>Nagato
Not a fan of the Japanese ships personally
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>>701061889
My daughter is going to learn what a Belt is.

How've you been?
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>>701061488
you are just saying what shinoa says
>>701061740
so uh any plans for today?
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>>701061889
Worry not, a WH40k player would be the best father I could think of.

>>701061675
Sounds nice, but do you like Kaylee as well?
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>>701061628
Too late Rin Shibuya started some stuff earlier.
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>>701061038
>Anus Quiver
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>>701061675
If trips name your child Blork.
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>>701061676
Nuh uh.

>>701061858
I'm very weak to spicy. So much so that mild stuff is harsh to me.

I suppose so... guess I'll just bring it back home and give it to my nephew then.

I couldn't really tell myself. All I know is, if I don't get some real stuff soon, I'll probably not stop being a flirtatious fucker anytime soon.

>>701061951
The range on them is comfy, plus, that Hotel end ship!
>Hotel, more like Moetel :^)
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>>701061628
Sorry my friend but I must decline

>>701061858
Both have done the switcheroos. What have you been up to man? Glad to hear everything was cleared up but you can't tease the masta

>>701061951
American greatness my friend.
Sounds interesting. I thought it would just be a WW2 game fighting on fronts

>>701061983
But the smugs is always right or mostly
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>>701061488
Maybe!

>>701061499
What?

>>701061740
I wish you best dide

>>701061858
NIEN

>>701061904
Same hwre :/

Almost 3

>>701062056
Swwet but tou didnt get the smug blessing:^)

I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
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>>701061488
Where you defeated 75 years ago and your president came 3 months ago.
I don't care of the past.
In fact the lose of war can bring to us the beautiful and cute but strong ship girls like her Kongou.
>>701061431
You have a girlfriend of weeaboo?I ENVY YOU!
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>>701061983
Right now, sleep, and not much else.

>>701062285
Thanks.
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>>701062301
Fuck off Fake Kongou.

>>701062045
It's alright, but It's too close to Kylie.
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>>701061499
Making you want to trap out.
>Heading to drill now, got range this week. Gunna be hungry, rip
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>>701062508
I've wanted to do that forever though!
>Have fun cutie, eat something good afterwards~
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>>701062464
well i hope it gets better for you. youre really nice
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>>701062229
Hard to argue with those guns. But the Bismark is so cool.
If you want one covering the multiple fronts try European Assault. Same type of story but across the Eastern Front,France,North Africa and Battle of the Bulge.
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>>701062153
I understand.

Yeah better to give it to your family. You'll know they'll finish it. They have to.

Just don't let consume you. I don't know, I find it strange is all.
Also me being drunk, I'm all lovely dovey and can come off a bit flirtatious......
>>701062229
Uh, got my new keyboard, watching some anime on stream, and working. So not much, still glad I can post here frequently now.
Yup, the old switcheroo, I'm not upset by it.
I can tease you whenever, Boat. It's like an honor so embrace it! It's rare anyways.

What's been going on?
>>701062285
Nighty, night.
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What does /waifu/ identify as?
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So I just finished binging K-On over the past 18 or so hours, and I don't want it to be over

Seriously considering putting myself through some drug-induced amnesia so I can watch it all again as though it's the first time.

Is there something wrong with me?
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>>701062940
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>>701062944
No Anon, this is perfectly normal, and I would in fact, recommend it.
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>>701062940
>All these runes
Is this the Aurebesh alphabet?
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>>701062664
It probably will, I've been through a lot worse.

>>701062944
I know the feel.

>>701062940
I identify as an apache helicopter.
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>>701062940
The hell is this bullshit?

>>701063051
Aha this makes more sense
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>>701062816
>They have to finish it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, not these spoiled little shits. If they don't want it, they'll trash it without a second thought.
>This is why I want my doge.

I'm trying not to.
>A bit flirty
Oh Mami, you've not had me flirt with you obviously. I can come off very, very strong~

>>701062940
>Deep down: Female
>By the way I act: Genderfluid
>By the way I'll officially say it because it's a fucking pain to act like a special snowflake: Male
Also
>Not having Apache Attack Helicopter
Shameful.
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>>701063051
underrated
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>>701061970
It could be for the best, though only a little bit of belt. Just a preference.
Ive been the same as ever. Just day to day.
>>701062045
Im not doubting that. One of the best people I know has a daughter and used to play WoT and EvE competetively. And his daughter is following in his footsteps.
>he quit smoking because his daughter said he looked cool
>he lost 30% of his body weight the proper way when he couldnt keep up with her
>>701062153
Assume, it makes an ass out of you and me.
>ass you me

Playing some league now. Support even though I hate it. Trying Karma.
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Claiming Akari just so no one can have her, she's too pure to be anyone's waifu
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>>701062636
But now you think about it a lot more, riiiiight?
>peanut butter and jelly?
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>>701062944
Not to watch as if facing for the first time,but to review it,you should watch it again.
Reviewing and researching,you get new charming points of Houkago tea time!
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>>701063210
I just figured that was the common saying.
>If you were implying something further, all you had to do was say so~ You know I'd be more than happy to oblige~

>>701063286
Maybe not more, but I'm a bit more obvious about it...
>Peanut butter and banana :^)
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>>701063087
>>701063188
Wtf is an apace helicopter?
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>>701062301
Talkin wars my dude. Everyone loses a battle or 2 but are you referring to WW2? This a new bongo?

>>701062808
But american guns are so much cooler. German ships are in now way cooler man.
I was sayin more along the lines of no real story aside from fight the german fucks

>>701062816
Awesome! What kind of keyboard did ya get? What anime have ya been watchin recently and I take it work hasn't let up. I'm glad your back around man one of my favorite anons. Likewise just know I'll tease ya a bit more then. If its such an honor you got it!

Nothin much aside from the same old stuff. Haven't gotten up to doing a whole lot
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>>701063443
Be the qt3.14 trap you've always wanted!
>I don't like banana that much tho.

I'm locked out. Guess I'm waiting outside the gate.
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>>701063547
Yeah no most of the Medal of Honor games are from the point of view of a spy so there's a plot most of the time.
How can you argue with these guns though Iowa
>
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>>701063863
Whoops posted a thumbnail
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>>701063545
EXCUSE ME!?

An apache helicopter is the most goddamn badass (or well known) type of military helicopter!

Lemme break it down for you, you see, an apache helicopter has technically to pilots, one focused on flying this man aircraft, and the other mainly focuses on blowing shit up, for the gunner is equipped with:

A sensor Turret

30mm automatic cannon

Hellfire missiles

And a Hydra rocket launcher.


So what did we learn today?

Apache helicopters are fucking awesome.
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>>701063995
Lies.
>Nope, missed it completely
I transfered my lewd to you, now you are also lewd!
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>>701063547
Yeah I referred to the WW2.
That's a terrible war but the result of this has ironically positive aspects.Strike witches or Kancolle…say very limitedly.
And I can have these cards,which is also the result.
Joy and sorrow are today and tomorrow.
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>>701064089
Cool
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>>701063087
sorry i cant be more helpful
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>>701064089
Oh, and the pilot is equipped with night vision.
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>>701064217
Ah it's alright, I'm not too beat up about it, I just wished I had better foresight.

>>701064089
>>701064220
'Merica.
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>>701063188
There always forms of punishments. Whip them if they don't. Not too hard though. Food is food.

Umm, well I guess, that's something I haven't got from you, I'd rather it happen when I'm drunk though, so I can fault the alcohol.
>>701063547
It's a gaming one, with light up keys and modifiable keys. The old one just didn't work well with my game.

Also the anime I've watched is called, Blood Blockade Battlefront. I highly recommend it. 9.5 for me. I don't watch anime, but a friend recommended it to me to watch it. Was not let down.

>One of my favorite anons.
Oh, why thank you so much! I'm flattered. You're awesome too.

I look out for it, I'm good at dealing with teasing.
Same old stuff ey? That's what made you awesome though.
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>>701064403
still is really odd that xbox pulled stuff you deleted
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>>701064452
O hello mami
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>>701064125
Truths!
>Banana. Peanut butter. Wanna lick the peanut butter off the banana~?
This... I can blame this on you, yep.

>>701064452
I wish I would, but my grandma would throw a bitch fit. She already bitched me out for taking the kids computer away because he wouldn't get off of it when we told him to.

It'll probably happen soon at this rate, alcohol or not~ It's just the way I roll~
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Yooooo waddup
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>>701063443
Say those three words linked together
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>>701064572
Well I guess I didn't actually delete them, I just removed them from my gallery, they still existed on my phone and in my files.

>>701064896
Yo, how you doing?
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>>701064896
FINALLY SOMEONE I LIKE
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>>701065080
yeah
>>701065081
ouch
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>>701065080
Heyyyy just finished streaming now I am here with all you cool people

>>701065081
Hello my darlin!
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>>701065210
Pssh nothin personnel kid
He's the few that's not annoyed by me

>>701065244
How the FUCK have you been?? I'm bored!
>Captcha made me select dominos pizza sign
I WANT PIZZA NOW
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>>701065277
Its more wordplay to insert the deconstructed word into the sentence that best describes the consequences of an assumption.
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>>701065210
You have such a way with words.

>>701065244
Aw, you flatter me.
What were you streaming?
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>>701065376
>Orange
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>>701063863
Well that's interesting. Never thought they'd be like that.
Objectively worse than Iowa's

>>701064182
It was a big war. Definitely a turning point for the world.Those are some nice cards! So you are japanese then. Thought that was it.
That saying sounds a bit tragic

>>701064452
Oh is it a razer one? I got one myself! I love it and it's a clickity one! Used to have a shitty normal one for gaming til a few months ago.

Oh I saw that anime and I loved it! Ah I see you just watch on recommendation then? if that's it I recommend Jojo's bizarre adventure like I do with everyone.

Yea man you're a pretty cool guy how could you not be one of my favorites? Thanks dude I appreciate that

Heh I might have to test that sometime~
Was hopin for somethin new to talk to ya about but this is fine too.
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>>701065422
It seems to be more of a beige if you ask me.
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>>701065367
Hmm?

>>701065391
Rory, this is some serious wordplay you're goin on about.
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>>701065509
>being this new
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>>701065366
I have been alright! I am bored too! Thats why I am here, yo lets go get some fucking pizza

>>701065418
I was streaming Last Of Us on grounded mode I was getting irritated. Like super annoyed
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>>701065422
Hello

>>701065509
>Fanart
Her hair is supposed to be dye'd a 'light brown'
You tell me.
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>>701065694
It's 3:40am! Aint no pizza is open!
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>>701065723
>dye'd what am i thinking
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>>701065801
ive forgotten how to do everything
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>>701065467
I think they stack up nicely if you know what I mean~

That's it I need my sleep night /waifu/
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>>701065694
Like, "gosh darn it." Irritated?
Or
Like, "God damn it!" Irritated?
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>>701065774
>>701065771
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Akeno claim matters.
Hai everybody.
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>>701065576
Hello cutie!
>>701065774
Holy shit you were a second earlier tthanme with uploading that pic
>Never lucky
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>>701065774
Thats what you think, but I can make some

>>701065905
The second one! I had to stop I was getting annoyed haha
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>>701066050
>>701066050
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>>701066070
10/10 perfect timing
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