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Halt, citizen.

We've received reports of illegal dubs in this area. Show me your singles and you're free to go.
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>>701050593
N-nothing to see here officer, just some singles!
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fuck off, you'll never take me alive
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:) Raul is my name and to be your bitch is my game. A dick I suck but I cop I mistrust.
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>>701050593
Sorry officer me and my singles were just leaving the premises
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>>701050593
Don't mind me officer. I'm just normal singles.
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Am I free to go?
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KILL ALL POLICE
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check em
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Why
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no dubs here
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Die pig
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safe
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No dubs here
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k
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>>701050593

Oy vey i'm not a filthy dubsman i swear officah!
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>>701050593
I am fine
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fucc
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>>701050593
No officer
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>>701050593
shit man, why you be fucking up my day like this
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>>701050593
Uhh, what?
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Never catch me copper
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I plead the 5th
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I'm innocent I swear
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>>701051582

HEHEHE THAT FILTHY GOY COP DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE
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>>701051800
it's a filthy fucking dub
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>>701051800
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Damn cuz why you fuckin wit me
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>>701050593
Y-you to
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>>701050593
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I swear, I'm dubs free officer
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>>701050593

I didn't know they were even there...er...holding on to them for a friend...?
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Am I being detained?
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>>701050593
Check 'em homie you'll never take me alive
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>>701052601

For the time being, yes. You are dangerously close to dubs. Gonna have to call this one in.
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>>701050593
I've got nothing but the trips in the trunk
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>>701052684
Dang it
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FUCK THA POLICE COMIN STRAIT FROM THA UNDERGROUND
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dubs? what dubs
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no dubs here
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nothing here. just playing pokemanz.
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>>701050593
Nothing to see here
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Fuck you pig
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Sir, do I look like a nigger to you?
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Magical Girl (2014) sucks ass
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Allau Akbar!
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dindu nuffin
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Nothing to see here officer
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>>701053645
Topkek
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Only singles
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>>701050593
Y'ain't got nuttin' on me, copper!
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>>701051938
But I didn't you filthy kike.
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>>701050593
I'm clean, offica.
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ACAB Singles ALWAYS
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>>701050593
Are you implying I have not singles?
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>>701054150

Y-You d-didn't...?!
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>>701054100
GET HIM!!!!
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>>701050593
You'll never get me alive
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>>701050593

Cop can't even open his eyes

> never catch me
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im always single
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>>701051938
>>701054150

lel
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>>701054100
Nigger detected
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>>701054355
oh shit, shoot him while he's unarmed!!!
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Sorry no habla ingles
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>reaches into glove box to produce singles
>is killed in a hail of gunfire
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>>701050593
Did someone say dubs?
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>>701054544

Dubs found on the body.
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>>701054544
HE DINDU NUFFIN #BLM
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>>701054544
Thankfully. Damn nigger
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>>701054544
nice
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>>701050593
Niggeer
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I'm clean officer, nothing here. But WATCH OUT! That dindu below me has a dub!
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Dubs... sorry i haven't seen a dub nearby...
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>>701054226
Time to preheat the oven to 6 Million
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Fuck you.
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Relax I'm Canadian.
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>>701050593
fuck you pig am i free to go?
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I have a permit for those.
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>presents dubsack
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here you are officer, am i free to go?
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>>701055079

OY VEY MOONMAN PLEASE I BEG OF YOU DON'T TOSS ME IN THE OVEN IT'S PAINFUL OY GEVALT PLEEEAAASE
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No duberino around officer
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What do you take me for, some kind of double nigger...?!
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>>701050593
if I'm a citizen, why are you treating me like a criminal?
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>>701055233
How did you get past the wall? Get him boys.
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>>701055233
He has dubs! In the slamma!
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>>701055308

Quiet! He said you were free to go. Just show him your singles so we can get the fuck out of here.
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Do I look like I have dub?
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Fuck da police
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>>701050593
I swear I'm innocent
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>>701050593
hey fuck you i fought in the war for these DUBS!
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>>701055233
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Well shit, time to run
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I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR CAPTAIN.
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>>701054722
Nobody even noticed this one... I'm on to you boy
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>>701055555
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clean
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i just dont have them officer
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>>701050593

Im a soverign citizen. Sniff muh nutz
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>>701050593
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>>701050593
i'm just carrying these for a friend
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>>701050593
i have no dubs
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>>701055922
u fucking cis gendered dub carrier
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>>701055922
Who's your friend? Blow Joe!? Get down on your knees!
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>>701050593
You didn't say anything about trips
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Eh leave me be ya cuck.
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I aint got nuthin on me officer.
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Heehoo
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>>701050593
AM I BEING DETAINED?!
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No dubs here sir.
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niggers
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It is an older single, but it checks out.
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>>701055405
oh hell no! I don't have any fucking dubs! I dindu nuffin! I shouldn't be treated like this!!!!!!
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You can see everything's in order, officer
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but trips aint illegal, right?
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>>701050593
Don't worry, I'm a single, not a nig-... I mean double
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No fuck you
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No dubs here, Officer.
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Nothing to see here, Officer!
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you'll never take me alive
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We do not carry these "dubs" you speak of. Now stand aside, Imperial citizen. You are interupting official chapter business
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Here's my single, sir!
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yeet?
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>>701050593
>cop uniform
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
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>>701050593

Dindu nuffin.
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No problem, officer.
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>>701050593
Ok no dubs to hide here!
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>>701050593
I'm innocent kek
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#AllDigitsMatter
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It wasn't me, promise.
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Hello officer,

I think dubs should be banned, at least semi-automatic dubs
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wanna c my butt
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we gonna walk away now officer
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Feel free to do a full body search officer
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Fuck you, pig!
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Certainly officer. Blue lives matter and all. I'll keep my hands where you can see them at all times.
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Good night, officer just passing by
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>>701050593
I ain't got no dubs. What do I look like to you, a nigger?
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don't worry officer, just singles
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>>701050593
Rollin
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>>701050593
Shoot me you fucking loser.
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>>701050593
In b4 shit storm
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>>701050593
Rollinnnnggggg
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nothin' here.
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>>701062277
I swear officer I'm not with him
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fuck you coppers
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Tripz here
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im innocent i swear
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>>701050593
sorry officer you got the wrong guy
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You can search my car, pig, but you won't find anything.
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i dindu nuffin
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im a gay lesbian pansgender queer, you can't arrest me
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am I being detained
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>>701050593
niggy nah
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>>701050593
I'm totally innocent
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i'm not black
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>>701050593
no
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Do, you have a warrant, fucker?
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>>701050593
nothing to see here officer I'm just a privileged white male
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Sir i swear I am not a nigger
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Dubs, bitch.
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>>701050593
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>>701062887
I HATE MY FUCKING LIFE
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Nothing here officer
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>>701063099
HOW COME HE GETS DUBS WHAT THE FUCK
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If you're going to try and arrest me I'm taking you down with me copper!
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i have a jew friemd
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I dindu nuffin
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>>701063666
God DAMN IT
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Am I being detained?
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>>701063720
FUCK IT I'M AN HEROING ON STREAM
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>>701063700
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>>701063666
Checked
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>>701050593
Me so solly
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fuck this shit, I'm out.
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Am I good to go officer?
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>>701063666
You're with the devil!
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AM I BEING DETAINED?

AMI BEING DETAINED?

AM. I. BEING DETAINED OFFICER?

Am I being detained?
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All good here officer...
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>>701064077
o fuk
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>>701064077
Yes you are nigger!
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>>701050593
HEEEHEEHAHAHAHAHAH
YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
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señor i am pancho and i have no dubs with me
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I may not have dubs but I am carrying these trips
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gook
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you will never catch me officer for i am the flash
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>>701050593
check my singles, officer
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FUCK YOU YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME OR MY DUBS!
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check'd
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>>701066100
double checked
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>>701050593
nothing to see here ocifer
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>>701066133
TRIPPLE CHECK'D
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>>701050593
ami being detained?
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>>701066214
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>>701066033
>>701066100
>>701066133

They're armed and dangerous! Shoot em now!
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>>701066396
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i's have nuffin here oficah
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i am not a dubs enabler
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>>701066443
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>>701066458
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calm down citizens, we have plenty of dub-le bubble bubble gum.
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>>701066523
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>>701066570
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No dubs hiar señor.
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>>701066615
but this isn't a trap thread. it's a get thread so fucking Czech em, faggot.
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>>701066566
youre coming with me, rebellion scum
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>>701050593
Don't worry I never get dubs
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>>701066566
DROP THE DUBS AND PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!
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>>701066717
Like im going to just waltz on with you
>>701066787
OH SHIT
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>>701050593
nonono you do not have my permission to search my shit you fucking pig.

i plead the 5th.
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Thank you officers, I'm glad at least someone is actually getting back to work and not fucking around with stupid ideas for the billionth time this year
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>>701050593
Here you go officer.
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My singles are clean, sir. S-See?
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Wha- what dubs officer

im gay
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Officer I swear I have nothing illegal.
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I din du nuffin.
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don't check me pooper
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FUCK THE POLICE
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No sir, I don't have illegal imported dubs hidden in my ass.
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>>701050593
No dubs here, just these old singles.
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>>701067433
STHAAAAAAP RIGHT THERE CIS SUM
OFFICERS ARREST THAT MAN
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>>701067433
You sure? I might have to check....
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No dubs here sir
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>>701067577
Well Well Well... would you look who we have here. TRAITOR
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Nothing To see here Officer..
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>>701067221
>221
awful suspicious there sir
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>>701050593
I'm clean man, rolling
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>>701067221
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>>701065894
What seems to be the officer problem?
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im innocent
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id like to see you try to take me alive
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>>701068001
竜神の剣を喰らえ!
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>>701050593
Nothing to see here officer
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Alright officer :)
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im cool
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no dubs here
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nothing here
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>>701050593
hands up don't shoot
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>>701050593
But I'm black
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>>701050593
please no, my dick was out for harabe
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I'm white, I'm good
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>>701050593
Ha! I am a sovereign citizen! That means I'm too retarded to understand numbers and therefore cannot be guilty of this crime under color of law!
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>>701050593
oh fuck off officer cunt
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im innocent officer
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>>701050593
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>>701070011
dammit
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>>701050593
Do we now? Hmmm....
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This is not just single, but the single in real life.
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Dubs?! What do I look like, some sort of nigger?!
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>>701050593
I'm innocent officer! I swear.
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These are not the dubs you are looking for
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>>701063666
Officer down! I repeat Officer down!
Get some damn reinforcements in here!
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>>701050593
we wuz kangs
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>>701050593
fuck you op you will never catch me
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>>701050593
btfu
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Sorry officer... no Dubs here..
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No dubs here sir. May check the guy behind me though. He is very fishy
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