Halt, citizen. We've received reports of illegal dubs in
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Halt, citizen.
We've received reports of illegal dubs in this area. Show me your singles and you're free to go.
>>701050593
N-nothing to see here officer, just some singles!
fuck off, you'll never take me alive
:) Raul is my name and to be your bitch is my game. A dick I suck but I cop I mistrust.
>>701050593
Sorry officer me and my singles were just leaving the premises
>>701050593
Don't mind me officer. I'm just normal singles.
Am I free to go?
KILL ALL POLICE
check em
Why
no dubs here
Die pig
safe
No dubs here
k
>>701050593
Oy vey i'm not a filthy dubsman i swear officah!
>>701050593
I am fine
fucc
>>701050593
No officer
>>701050593
shit man, why you be fucking up my day like this
>>701050593
Uhh, what?
Never catch me copper
I plead the 5th
I'm innocent I swear
>>701051582
HEHEHE THAT FILTHY GOY COP DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE
>>701051800
it's a filthy fucking dub
>>701051800
Damn cuz why you fuckin wit me
>>701050593
Y-you to
I swear, I'm dubs free officer
>>701050593
I didn't know they were even there...er...holding on to them for a friend...?
Am I being detained?
>>701050593
Check 'em homie you'll never take me alive
>>701052601
For the time being, yes. You are dangerously close to dubs. Gonna have to call this one in.
>>701050593
I've got nothing but the trips in the trunk
>>701052684
Dang it
FUCK THA POLICE COMIN STRAIT FROM THA UNDERGROUND
dubs? what dubs
no dubs here
nothing here. just playing pokemanz.
>>701050593
Nothing to see here
Fuck you pig
Sir, do I look like a nigger to you?
Magical Girl (2014) sucks ass
Allau Akbar!
dindu nuffin
Nothing to see here officer
>>701053645
Topkek
Only singles
>>701050593
Y'ain't got nuttin' on me, copper!
>>701051938
But I didn't you filthy kike.
>>701050593
I'm clean, offica.
ACAB Singles ALWAYS
>>701050593
Are you implying I have not singles?
>>701054150
Y-You d-didn't...?!
>>701054100
GET HIM!!!!
>>701050593
You'll never get me alive
>>701050593
Cop can't even open his eyes
> never catch me
im always single
>>701054100
Nigger detected
>>701054355
oh shit, shoot him while he's unarmed!!!
Sorry no habla ingles
>reaches into glove box to produce singles
>is killed in a hail of gunfire
>>701050593
Did someone say dubs?
>>701054544
Dubs found on the body.
>>701054544
HE DINDU NUFFIN #BLM
>>701054544
Thankfully. Damn nigger
>>701054544
nice
>>701050593
Niggeer
I'm clean officer, nothing here. But WATCH OUT! That dindu below me has a dub!
Dubs... sorry i haven't seen a dub nearby...
>>701054226
Time to preheat the oven to 6 Million
Fuck you.
Relax I'm Canadian.
>>701050593
fuck you pig am i free to go?
I have a permit for those.
>presents dubsack
here you are officer, am i free to go?
>>701055079
OY VEY MOONMAN PLEASE I BEG OF YOU DON'T TOSS ME IN THE OVEN IT'S PAINFUL OY GEVALT PLEEEAAASE
No duberino around officer
What do you take me for, some kind of double nigger...?!
>>701050593
if I'm a citizen, why are you treating me like a criminal?
>>701055233
How did you get past the wall? Get him boys.
>>701055233
He has dubs! In the slamma!
>>701055308
Quiet! He said you were free to go. Just show him your singles so we can get the fuck out of here.
Do I look like I have dub?
Fuck da police
>>701050593
I swear I'm innocent
>>701050593
hey fuck you i fought in the war for these DUBS!
>>701055233
>
Well shit, time to run
I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR CAPTAIN.
>>701054722
Nobody even noticed this one... I'm on to you boy
>>701055555
clean
i just dont have them officer
>>701050593
Im a soverign citizen. Sniff muh nutz
>>701050593
>>701050593
i'm just carrying these for a friend
>>701050593
i have no dubs
>>701055922
u fucking cis gendered dub carrier
>>701055922
Who's your friend? Blow Joe!? Get down on your knees!
>>701050593
You didn't say anything about trips
Eh leave me be ya cuck.
I aint got nuthin on me officer.
Heehoo
>>701050593
AM I BEING DETAINED?!
No dubs here sir.
niggers
It is an older single, but it checks out.
>>701055405
oh hell no! I don't have any fucking dubs! I dindu nuffin! I shouldn't be treated like this!!!!!!
You can see everything's in order, officer
but trips aint illegal, right?
>>701050593
Don't worry, I'm a single, not a nig-... I mean double
No fuck you
No dubs here, Officer.
Nothing to see here, Officer!
you'll never take me alive
We do not carry these "dubs" you speak of. Now stand aside, Imperial citizen. You are interupting official chapter business
Here's my single, sir!
yeet?
>>701050593
>cop uniform
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
>>701050593
Dindu nuffin.
No problem, officer.
>>701050593
Ok no dubs to hide here!
>>701050593
I'm innocent kek
#AllDigitsMatter
It wasn't me, promise.
Hello officer,
I think dubs should be banned, at least semi-automatic dubs
wanna c my butt
we gonna walk away now officer
Feel free to do a full body search officer
Fuck you, pig!
Certainly officer. Blue lives matter and all. I'll keep my hands where you can see them at all times.
Good night, officer just passing by
>>701050593
I ain't got no dubs. What do I look like to you, a nigger?
don't worry officer, just singles
>>701050593
Rollin
>>701050593
Shoot me you fucking loser.
>>701050593
In b4 shit storm
>>701050593
Rollinnnnggggg
nothin' here.
>>701062277
I swear officer I'm not with him
fuck you coppers
Tripz here
im innocent i swear
>>701050593
sorry officer you got the wrong guy
You can search my car, pig, but you won't find anything.
i dindu nuffin
im a gay lesbian pansgender queer, you can't arrest me
am I being detained
>>701050593
niggy nah
>>701050593
I'm totally innocent
i'm not black
Do, you have a warrant, fucker?
>>701050593
nothing to see here officer I'm just a privileged white male
Sir i swear I am not a nigger
Dubs, bitch.
>>701062887
I HATE MY FUCKING LIFE
Nothing here officer
>>701063099
HOW COME HE GETS DUBS WHAT THE FUCK
If you're going to try and arrest me I'm taking you down with me copper!
i have a jew friemd
I dindu nuffin
>>701063666
God DAMN IT
Am I being detained?
>>701063720
FUCK IT I'M AN HEROING ON STREAM
>>701063666
Checked
>>701050593
Me so solly
fuck this shit, I'm out.
Am I good to go officer?
>>701063666
You're with the devil!
AM I BEING DETAINED?
AMI BEING DETAINED?
AM. I. BEING DETAINED OFFICER?
Am I being detained?
All good here officer...
>>701064077
o fuk
>>701064077
Yes you are nigger!
>>701050593
HEEEHEEHAHAHAHAHAH
YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
señor i am pancho and i have no dubs with me
I may not have dubs but I am carrying these trips
gook
you will never catch me officer for i am the flash
>>701050593
check my singles, officer
FUCK YOU YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME OR MY DUBS!
check'd
>>701066100
double checked
>>701050593
nothing to see here ocifer
>>701066133
TRIPPLE CHECK'D
>>701050593
ami being detained?
>>701066214
>>701066033
>>701066100
>>701066133
They're armed and dangerous! Shoot em now!
>>701066396
i's have nuffin here oficah
i am not a dubs enabler
>>701066443
>>701066458
calm down citizens, we have plenty of dub-le bubble bubble gum.
>>701066523
>>701066570
No dubs hiar señor.
>>701066615
but this isn't a trap thread. it's a get thread so fucking Czech em, faggot.
>>701066566
youre coming with me, rebellion scum
>>701050593
Don't worry I never get dubs
>>701066566
DROP THE DUBS AND PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!
>>701066717
Like im going to just waltz on with you
>>701066787
OH SHIT
>>701050593
nonono you do not have my permission to search my shit you fucking pig.
i plead the 5th.
Thank you officers, I'm glad at least someone is actually getting back to work and not fucking around with stupid ideas for the billionth time this year
>>701050593
Here you go officer.
My singles are clean, sir. S-See?
Wha- what dubs officer
im gay
Officer I swear I have nothing illegal.
I din du nuffin.
don't check me pooper
FUCK THE POLICE
No sir, I don't have illegal imported dubs hidden in my ass.
>>701050593
No dubs here, just these old singles.
>>701067433
STHAAAAAAP RIGHT THERE CIS SUM
OFFICERS ARREST THAT MAN
>>701067433
You sure? I might have to check....
No dubs here sir
>>701067577
Well Well Well... would you look who we have here. TRAITOR
Nothing To see here Officer..
>>701067221
>221
awful suspicious there sir
>>701050593
I'm clean man, rolling
>>701067221
>>701065894
What seems to be the officer problem?
im innocent
id like to see you try to take me alive
>>701068001
竜神の剣を喰らえ！
>>701050593
Nothing to see here officer
Alright officer :)
im cool
no dubs here
nothing here
>>701050593
hands up don't shoot
>>701050593
But I'm black
>>701050593
please no, my dick was out for harabe
I'm white, I'm good
>>701050593
Ha! I am a sovereign citizen! That means I'm too retarded to understand numbers and therefore cannot be guilty of this crime under color of law!
>>701050593
oh fuck off officer cunt
im innocent officer
>>701050593
>>701070011
dammit
>>701050593
Do we now? Hmmm....
This is not just single, but the single in real life.
Dubs?! What do I look like, some sort of nigger?!
>>701050593
I'm innocent officer! I swear.
These are not the dubs you are looking for
>>701063666
Officer down! I repeat Officer down!
Get some damn reinforcements in here!
>>701050593
we wuz kangs
>>701050593
fuck you op you will never catch me
>>701050593
btfu
Sorry officer... no Dubs here..
No dubs here sir. May check the guy behind me though. He is very fishy
