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>>701046325
Bad ass
bumping bumping
Bumpity
Make the bad man fly!
I don't even believe that these execution videos are real anymore. Half that shit just looks so damn fake, and the other half is them getting their asses handed to them in combat.
>>701049658
Kid's backpack :'(
>>701050003
What exactly happened here?
>>701050248
He got caught in the machine what the fuck do you think
>>701050248
I'm pretty sure it's similar to this, can't clearly see what he really got caught in though
>>701049844
fucking chinks
>>701050398
No shit you fucking retard, I was wondering what mechanisms did him in.
>>701050469
Appreciated
>>701049671
>>701049844
>>701050188
>>701050532
>>701050764
I'm on this
>>701050469
It's a lathe, spinning metal at several hundred rpm. Looks like clothes got caught.
>>701046325
>dat double tap just in case
>>701050837
Are you shitting me? It's a motor the part he got stuck in is the drive spool. The motor turns it it turns a wheel that turns a generator and the whole factory moves. Fucktard
>>701051063
Trigger happy sand nigger
>>701046325
>point blank... misses with second shot
Stupid fucking sandniggers
>>701050532
Yeah, that would be interrogating.
>>701049671
Listening to Kavinsky's Outrun and watching this is great. And just WHY hasn't anyone made one of these with funny sound effects? Throw in some Looney Tunes 'bonks' and 'boings'
>>701050532
looks gross but those maggots were keeping him alive.
boompe
>>701054602
Great ragdoll physics in the new Fight Night game
>>701050248
You've probably never worked near industrial equipment. You don't ever, ever get next to moving anythings... Wear lose clothing, or jewelry that dangles.
This dude basically was riding that shaft (giggity) when it pulled in his shirt, which I want whatever he was wearing cause that fucker held together enough to suck his unfortunate self into the machine, which promptly spat his shit out cause he probably tasted like bad chow mein.
If you look closely, you can see the moment where his shoulders, neck, and head were fighting to be in the same place at the same time.
>>701055066
I think he could have done more to hold himself out of the machine with his free hand. He's not really using it resist the machine.
>>701051210
not sure if completely fucking mentally disabled...
Or really, really fucking bad at acting mentally disabled.
>>701055066
You are a stuped cocksucker faggot cunt
>>701055066
Reminds me of one time at work had a button pusher using a thread file to clean threads on a lathe, told him several times not to wear gloves. His arm got wrapped up... glad it wasn't on my shift.
>>701051995
easy to miss when you're shooting at something that's not there anymore
>>701050767
you better be a vegetarian because otherwise you're a faggot
dogs are not more or less of an animal than a chicken or a cow
>>701055272
Bro. You don't realize how fucking weak we are as a species. There's exactly dick you can do to right yourself once you've been sucked into one of these things.
Boom. Done. I watched a dude lose his hand at the wrist in a bailer because he wasn't watching where his hands were while pushing the bails through.
Wrapped around his wrist and cinched it off. I had to use his belt (I wasn't using mine, fuck that dude) to tie off his stub... Then the floor manager had to help keep him conscious until the EMT's showed up.
>>701055330
I know you are but what am I.
Go over there and fuck yourself. You're about the only person that would do you anyway.
>>701050767
I'm sure you have no moral objections to eating meat from cows, pigs or chickens though right?
>>701055700
He didn't need to fight the industrial lathe. He just needed to fight his shirt until it ripped off.
>>701055956
None of those animals love us like dogs do.
>>701055956
Shit, Dog ain't that bad... ain't that good either... but it would do if you had to. Shit, it's been a cultural thing for them for over 2000 years. It's more of a yearly festive thing now. But last time I was in South Korea, I bought dog at the market, had it over steamed rice.
>>701055956
of course not, but i also don't keep any of those food animals in my house as a companion.
>>701056150
You've never had a pet pig.
>>701049971
I think so many fags on /b/ have become so desensitized to this shit, that you're in denial of it. Isis is still a large terrorist group occupying many countries, I think they're pretty capable at executing people and filming it, it isn't fake idiot.
>>701056066
Again, depends on the fabric. Most of the shit we wore, or were told to wear, was break away clothing, Clothing designed to rip a certain way if caught up in something.
Shit, when I used to work asphalt our foreman got his reflective vest caught on the mirror of the dumper as he jumped off the driver's side rail. It just ripped right off, was left hanging on the mirror. Saved his life. If it was any other style, it would have dragged his ass with the truck, maybe under the wheels if he fell.
>>701056066
True but cloth is pretty strong shit, years ago I had a glove get caught up on a drill spindle, cheap Chinese gloves too, luckily slow spindle and presence of mind to hit the e-stop saved my ass. Hand still got bruised up pretty bad, never wore gloves around anything that spun again.
>>701056649
is this some kind of third-world country science experiment?
>>701055622
even vegetarians and vegans are faggots who need to be gassed
>>701056649
I have seen this in the past and would like to know what is going on as well
>>701056716
I had the same thing happen to me and I just pulled my hand back really hard. The glove ripped in half pretty much.
>>701056649
"And that's when I realized... BDSM wasn't for me."
>>701057585
kek
>>701050056
Never noticed that... :'(
>>701049671
GTA 6 ragdoll tests
>>701053464
no sound in webms on /b/
>>701056649
jesus fucking christ guys, just wanted to say this is not funny, theres nothing even remotely humerous about this and i want to say i love you all at 4 chan, cus this makes the worst of people look like angels in my eyes, you seriously have o caringly, lovingly consider what it is to be human in a world, when you wath something like this thousands of miles away in your safe home, me you and everyone typing on these computers on this websites thread couldnt come close to the type of evil fuckeries going on here, what the fuck is this and whats the story this is life changing fuckedupness right here
>>701049674
What movie?
>>701058560
History channel documentary about Anne Franck. Not many have seen it.
>>701058346
This is humanity's true face, we are all fucked up and just pretend otherwise when around people,
>>701058346
Muscular distrophy Asian man getting his exercise. Chill dude.
>>701046325
omg that's so fake. Obvious scam, 9/11 was an inside job. Free masons forever!
>>701058813
still agonizing i mean thats all,
such pain is beyond imagination
>>701058737
Lame documentary anne frankly i don't give a damn
>>701056649
Genuinely afraid to click on this, whatever it is looks fucking terrible.
>>701058560
T.v show
The Strain
>>701059098
>>701059033
as soon as I clicked it I realized my imagination was far worse lol. Its just...weird
>>701059170
>>701057412
Probably someone with seizures or some kind of encephalic syndrom. Whoever did this is probably poor as fuck and tried to restrain him in any way so that he won't hurt himself. Just guessing, though.
>>701058829
poor kid, when he grows up and knows he killed his dad.
>>701050056
>>701058107
Don't cry, they won't be needing it anymore.
>>701059566
that gunshot was not fatal, fucking idiot
>>701050056
it's ok. everybody survived.
>>701059741
Fuck off it was. That was a killshot.
Come one, let's see some shit that hasn't been posted a million times.
Like this.
>>701059741
It was. Google it fucktard
>>701059837
hue
>>701057412
>>701057193
if i remember correctly the story is essentially as follows:
>rual china village
>no modern medical treatments for his disease
>guy has awful convulsions, hence why he's always moving around
.best they could do was try him up so he couldn't hurt himself/others
>>701050003
Holy dick
>>701059837
That's not rekt.
>>701046325
Goddamn. Would you even feel that?
Oddly that's probably more humane that 99% of executions
>>701059951
Its muscular dystrophy you knob.
It is a chicken man sex machine. I know from seeing a few a chicken man sex machines in my day,
>>701060045
rekt by radiation
>>701059837
pretty sure that has been seen a million times newfriend
>>701060074
Still a disease, knob.
>>701050919
The clip that starts at 00:15 looks faker than Nessa Devil's boobs.
>>701046325
is that a slug?
>>701059277
Has to be a taser or that dude is a fucking tank.
>>701060249
Pretty soon this will be your level of health care. Thanks Obama.
>>701050188
But.....where's the blood and guts that would come with that much pressure??
>>701055622
>>701055956
I feel nothing more for the dog than I would a cow, pig or chicken. Probably doesn't taste as good either.
>>701060515
Is he okay?
>>701060515
why did i lol at this
>>701060505
>gets out
>checks car first
kek
>>701050003
why does this one have me saying >fuck that
>>701050469
and this one have me laughing
>>701060515
A snail.
>>701060666
>666 trips
because you're satan
>>701060666
Because you're Satan.
Also because the guy makes funny faces as his head deforms.
>>701060515
It was a snail!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!
>>701060519
> Tries to be badass saying he doesn't care about animals
> You are animal
> that feel when you're a fucking loser
>>701060730
fucking CARLOS
This is a good thread to hide in.
Anyone want me to post a video of me and my 12 year old girlfriend having full pen. sex?
Im 23 so still young and my cock is 6 inches
>>701060515
Can someone explain this please? What causes the whole inflatable look?
>>701060515
Dude went full Bruno Mars at the end.
>>701060805
>greentext
>>701046325
"Guys, I don't think he's dead. I need to shoot him some more to be sure."
>>701050248
nerve gas
>>701060922
>V&
>>701060045
The fuck are you talking about retard.
2nu4me just leave
>>701060922
>>701060958
Being shot in the head that fucking close.
>>701061021
>>701061014
Still didnt answer my question
![photo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/L7YZjDt.jpg "photo[1].jpg")
>>701060978
>Bruno Mars
>>701060515
he lived guys
>>701061137
>08
full o shit
>>701060958
It was a nerve gas bullet.
>>701060922
yes
>>701061137
>>701049360
not even new.
>>701061088
Whoa k. But really... i understand that he got shot by some sort of shotgun but why would his head expand like that. Is it just the air from the gunshot entering his skull or is there something more going on.
>>701061277
check'd
>the truest slav
>>701061076
>>701061021
Its funny that u sjw moral fags like to act edgy about death and gore then get butthurt and cry when someone mentions underage girls oooooo waaaaah
>>701060922
Dont be scared faggot
>>701061305
>something more going on
>like what, fucking spooky skeletons pushing his shit in?
>>701061305
Lots of gasses
>>701061289
welcome to /b/
>>701061362
>being triggered when someone doesn't want to see cp
>being triggered when I'd rather not get banned for your shit
>>701049844
well i cant say i wouldnt eat it.
>>701061362
Because fucking sjw moralfags like to control /b/ and cry whenever young girls are posted
>>701056150
bullshit
>>701061305
>not understanding how inertia works and how squishy flesh trying to resist a high velocity round isn't gonna end well
>current year
>>701061362
SJWs will talk about killing people all the time, but if you show them a gruesome execution, they tend to act like pussies.
>>701061421
>>701061560
Nigga plenty of people get shot in the head but not many of them end up looking like a fucking balloon animal.
>>701061362
cutting me with your edges
>>701049844
poor things even have collars on them.
>>701061511
> being a sjw moralfag on /b/
> implying im the poster
>>701061532
True
>>701061706
I don't get what happened here. Did he crash into paint or something?
>>701061758
>moral fag
>see me bitching?
>I just don't like cp, last time I checked it's my right to have a fucking opinion
>>701061623
> on gore thread
> edgy comments all round
> talk about underage girl triggers most faggots
>>701049671
Every single one of them, avoidable.
Look before you cross, and keep looking...or else it's Darwin in action!
Notice how so many people freeze as well, there is a moment of pause before they get clobbered. If they'd have been aware, they could have run out of the way.
>>701050188
Oh the music in this one was great!
>>701061807
nerve gas is a bitch
>>701061807
slav porn?
>>701049360
>go to 4chan
>take this .. meme/joke
>show to ISIS
>Isis realize we mock our dead and laugh at their kills
>they all surrender, when they realize we care about life even less than them
>>701061861
> see me bitching.
Yes.
Ur on an edgy thread and u cry over a few words. Pathetic sjws are so easy to trigger kek.
>>701060515
hilarious.
>>701061706
he crashed into a street painting truck that paints the lines on the road, with thousands of gallons of paint in it
>>701062061
DDT while getting suplexed!
>>701062024
Not everyone in the world is as edgy as people on 4chan
>>701049658
>>701050056
Just the mother was in the car and she survived the impact, happened in Belgium about 2/3 years ago.
>>701060515
Good point. 00 buck?
>>701061706
This is the origin story as to how he became the superhero Yellowman.
>>701049671
Someone should put this to music
>>701049844
I can watch people getting killed all day, and feel nothing, but when I see an animal commonly used as a pet, like a cat or a dog, being killed, it sucks.
>>701062225
Wish she hadn't
>>701060045
nerve gas
>>701062061
I did this too someone before by accident when I got into a fight at a party only the person went for a tackle as I put him in a choke.
The guy slammed his head into the ground and split it open and started leaking like a phaucet.
>>701055286
Not to be mean but God damn you are stupid.
>>701050469
I hope he met Buggs Bunny on the other side
>>701050003
someone should start this at the 2 second mark and add the night at the roxbury song Haddaway - What is Love. I would but idk how to.
more fights plssssssssssssss
Not new, but for me this is one of the few rekt or maybe it should be gore videos? That I can't look at for long.
>>701060664
yeah, dude, he's good. just a little dizzy...
>>701062737
>>701059277
Religion of peace?
>>701050188
tanks for dat smoke mong cough cough
>>701062874
>>701061880
underrated post top shelft
>>701061930
heroin overdose
>>701063011
don't start what ya can't finish bitch
>>701056649
What's happening here?
>>701055066
>lose
>loser
loose
loose clothing
illiterate, imbecile, inbred, idiot fuck
>>701059170
Where is this?
>>701062800
Are they still alive? Fuck that must hurt.
>>701063294
Missed period there sparky.
>>701063260
Why the fuck is he on his knees and not sitting in a chair?
>>701061807
Is she dead?
>>701063446
A street in a town.
>>701063571
On the planet earth, in the Milky Way galaxy.
>>701063508
Spinal issues.
>>701063508
Because Boog-Boog crush chair.
>>701062024
>mock our dead
since when are Syrians and Iraqi's part of 4chan?
>>701063453
You can see her move. Dog tore it off while she was on drugs.
>>701062800
Ooh interesting, story?
>>701060515
I don't get how such a big calibre bullet wouldn't pass straight through his head. fake and gay and funny
>>701062800
Captain America was a good movie.
>>701063649
Not him, but, you could just show them a thread on a phone or something.
>>701063649
dude, pay attention...fucking returds
>>701063655
What kind of dog did that?
all these faggots don't understand ballistics of a shotgun slug...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftrCtOyLrmU
>>701058829
FUCKING KEK'D HARD
>>701061277
Crouching slav, hidden safety net
>>701063813
A fuzzy one.
>>701063741
doesn't look gay, fake or funny to me...
>>701063813
Apparently it was a pitbull.
The niggerest breed of dog there is.
my faucets don't leak
>>701061706
" they call me mellow yellow "
>>701064024
>>701063813
>>701063703
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/sickening-video-shows-womans-face-7660626
>>701064041
Ok, and?
>>701064024
the very biggest ever
>>701063770
>Underrated post
>>701061706
I did this for a job, worst part of this is anything like our rig it starts as little beads of a plastic looking substance which is melted down to a thick liquid and then painted onto the road. Which would fuck your skin up like molten sugar
>>701063770
Edgy fucking faggot
>>701049674
That actor seems to be in a lot of movies about killing jews. Well atleast he was the main one in inglorious bastards
>>701061880
>>701063054
samefagging failing
>>701063536
on the inside
>>701063237
You should see what's in my garage
>>701064269
Is it a body?
>>701064243
He's a professional German.
>>701064258
>>701064234
Not him, but why mad?
>>701064269
any footage?
>>701064107
Ah ok it's 100% fake, got it
>>701062395
But why do you prefer cats and dogs? Pigs and chicken are also animals and pigs can even be cute. For me this video is like every other slaughter-video. I would eat every animal if it tastes good!
>>701064258
Kill yourself faggot
>>701060922
>>701061911
0:20 wasn't.
>>701064258
>>701064448
ooops wrong picture
die faggot
>>701064389
Edgy fucking faggots
>>701064234
You're on a rekt thread. Fuck off. It's 4 AM and I just don't care right now.
>>701064364
still failing, try again
only one of those came from this IP
how old are you
My buddy from earlier.
>>701064425
That's just the first link I found. There's others that prove it's real, the mirror is a shit paper/website.
>>701064555
Trips soo you win the fight congratz anon san, daisuki desu :3 kawaii you are ^,^ let's be friend c:
>>701064524
Best game.
>>701064586
rekt
>>701061946
Yeah want rekt porn .....anyone ?
>>701064448
wannabe edgy won't save your failing gaylord
>>701062874
omfg yes
>>701064586
I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my gutter.
>>701064713
I mean we already have heavy-r, what ya got?
>>701064515
fail as usual
>>701064672
Still fake or wasnt a dog doing that
>>701064743
lil guy detected
>>701058829
I love the fact the cameraman just let it happen
>>701064814
Reply to this post or you will die in your sleep tonight.
>>701064586
thats mike from breaking bad. holy shit, dude is lethal...
>>701064683
I don'treally know why but made me kek
>>701064898
Bystander effect probably, maybe he thought it was a fake gun, maybe he was drunk. We'll never know.
>>701064898
if he hadn't the vid would be unrekt, twat
>>701064909
Bitch
>>701058829
>Syrian
Nothing of value was lost.
>>701064432
Fuck cats, but when you have a puppy and you come home with the only thing it thinking of his how much it missed you, it puts them above humans.
Dogs love you unconditionally, and only live for you, whereas other pets don't.
>>701060515
>not naming it maisi_williams.webm
>>701064576
Why'd you even embarrass yourself by responding to him catching you being a fucking idiot?
>>701064909
>>701062395
Cause humans are dicks and we deserve it. But animals don't :'(
>>701060515
BRIAN NO!
>>701065301
why are you still failing? Are you just totally stupid?
>>701062024
that might actually work
>>701059837
Everything has been seen a million times including that.
BORING
.Someone post the video of the woman in the choking machine/device
>>701050248
Tbh it looks like a large lathe. This is why you NEVER where long sleeves/anything that can get caught and suck you into your death.
>>701061807
A new low for Courtney Love.
>>701061807
I thought she was grabbing his dick for a moment,
>>701060502
Probably at his head, which you don't see afterwards.
>>701064909
Hdhshsjs
>>701050469
He got caught slacking on the job.
>>701065607
What happened to that midget? you're stuck with a hammer in the face?
>>701062225
THANK YOU
>>701065727
I got something no one has seen before.
>>701065301
lol this faggot got rekt lamo
>>701065304
>>701066210
fayke
>>701060922
>>701064672
You know Mike?
>>701064930
You know Mike?
>>701060666
same reason i did satan.
>>701066522
Yeah, we go back years.
>>701066614
i just know i can get through this little gap....
>>701064909
>>701060505
its like the parents wanted to get rid of them.
TL;DR Its never too late for birth control kids!
>>701061277
this is some wile e coyote shit
>>701061616
>i'm retarded
there i fixed it for you
>>701066866
>>701062084
>rhombicosidodecahedron
>>701061277
"I live here now"
>>701062061
>>701062432
The best way to cushion a blow is apparently with the other guy's head.
>>701064909
Oh, snap.
>>701064269
half an old car?
>>701066219
>>701065665
"HE'S USING 3 IP ADDRESSES NOW XD"
>>701066210
I saw this already, though :-(
>>701059951
It's cerebral palsy
