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Post your secrets and confessions, /b/
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I wanna fuck the living shit out of my cousin.
Cum INSIDE her vagina.
Lick her ass.
And cuddle after a shower.
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I cum in my wife's shampoo every few days.
I've Cum im her lotion before. She knew about it. Rubbed it all over her tits.
She'd kill me about the shampoo though.
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>>701046354
what does she look like and how old is she?

If she's legal, why not go for it?
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i came in my cum once, rubbed it all over my cousins tits
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one of 3 brothers
parents consider me the "happy" child
think about suicide constantly
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>>701046603
She's jaw-droppingly hot.
Fucking outstanding.
Too wincest 4 me.
I have gone for it.
She just doesn't see me like that.

Believe me. I've tried over and over.
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how do secrets work
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>>701046873
Also she's 30.
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>>701046873
post pics of her
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>>701046947
im not stupid so no
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>>701046689
Why? What's up?
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sucked my best friends dick
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Pretty basic but,

Totally trying to fuck a chick from work. I can tell she's down.. but I know her and my significant other are not.

Prolly gonna need a hotel for this one.
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found my sisters nudes on her laptop and fapped to them, had fantasies about trying to fuck her

anyone ever do this with a family member? have advice?
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I really hate my family. I feel so lonely and misplaced. The siblings I "grew" up with aren't even full blood siblings, they're half. I don't know who my father is and nor does anyone else in my "family" just my mother (affair). And if it wasn't worse, I don't like my mother's side of the family, they're a bunch of lunatics and sociopaths. I just fear that if I were ever to meet my father ( highly doubt it ) and meet that half of the family, that just maybe I won't like them either. IDK. Bunch of spic problems.
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>>701047746
best advice is post them.
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>>701047850
i saved them and fapped to them for about a week and deleted them, pretty stupid mistake
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>>701047264
Similar situation. My gf is a cuckquean though so she's been putting the pressure on me to do it. I just have no idea if she's interested or not. And I cannot afford to lose this job.
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>>701046689

Shit man, are you me?!
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>>701047971
how old is she? Tell us what she looked like.
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>>701048161
shes 22 now, shes not that hot light brown hair, mostly skinny, tiny tits, big nips but her ass was the amazing part, her pussy was pretty loose. definitely liked fapping to that ass
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I hate my ex because she's a pretentious bitch that won't admit her fuck ups. Would someone fuck up her night for me?
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I fucked one of my good friends wife a dozen times
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>>701047136
self worth issues that started when i was ~8 years old. wear a happy face every day to hide my extreme depression. fucked up some times in life bc depression, makes me more depressed. work on myself so much but it doesn't seem to matter. the days i think are going to be good always turn out to be the worst days... it goes on and on
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I live with my gf of a year and half and her three daughters. and i fucking hate it sex isn't fun anymore it's become routine. was to beta to say no while dating when shes a complete fucking mess
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>>701047979
I feel you on that one. My promotion has been both a blessing and a curse. I've resorted to coded messages... sorta.

It's more like I nudge her when I say specific words. Only the clever girls get the dick. Dumb ones get you caught.
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>>701048470
I never expect a day to run smooth, cause having hope in a good day and lead to a terrible fucking day music helps though
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I have a lovely bunch of coconuts
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>>701048379
how anon?
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My gf of a year was my first kiss and I havent told her
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>>701048492
What's wrong anon, what makes it a mess?
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I realized I am actually a huge racist when I noticed I'm hitting it off extremely well with the receptionist at work, and wished that she was white.
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>>701049171
Saying just the wrong phrase or word puts me in the dog house, even when it's the blatant truth (like her shit ex hubby) I think she has a problem of accepting the truth, How i would hang out with the 37 yr old neighbor lady shes okay looken ex junkie. and she flips the fuck out cause I chat with her
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>>701048492
how is she a mess?
what's wrong with the sex?
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>>701047046
just crop the face out retard
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>>701048710
i feel you. its just sucks so much because literally everything i hope might go well goes wrong 95% of the time.
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When I was in junior high school I used to take long showers at night. I used to sit on the floor and turn the water on super hot and just bask in the steam. But see, this shower had a drain in the middle, and the grate popped out really easily.

Sometimes I'd wait until I really had to shit really bad and then get in the shower. Then I would sit on the floor and just let loose. I'd lean back enough so that the shit would go forward up under my balls. After I sat for a second I would pop the drain cover off, shovel the shit down the drain, clean the floor, and then myself.

I'm not really sure why I started doing this. It wasn't really a sexual thing. It was more about the release, and the taboo about it.

So yeah, nobody knows I did that on a weekly basis.
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>>701047264
>significant other
what are you a fucking queer trying to stay in the closet? just say gf fag
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>>701049628
depending on the night either of us will engage it but when it comes to the fucking she just lays there feels like she puts in 0 effort in it and it's always me making the moves.
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>>701049758
Easier than saying, "Her bf and my gf."

Than and after you're with someone for over 5 years and don't get married, "girlfriend" sounds weird.
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>>701046242
I lie all the time, in fact, I'm lying right now.
I also don't rewind my BluRays from Netflix and redbox before returning them.
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>>701049656
When I go out on a date with my GF will eat at a restaurant and I say anything that involes another person she goes sour or mad at me or other things will fall through even if it was planned
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marriedfag here. I sneak out all the time and get my dick sucked by guys, and ocassionaly a mentally ill woman. Ive fucked a few guys in the ass, bareback.
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>>701049612
>>701049936
Ever try to talk about things?
are you determined to save the relationship or are you considering leaving?
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>>701049052
my gf of a year was my first kiss too, you should have just said something in the beginning. Honestly if shes not a cunt she will probably think its sweet. better than you telling her she was and she wasnt m8
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>>701047971
Biggest fucking lie I ever heard.
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>>701049688
Oh and I forgot to add, I used to sit in the bath tub and stick "red hots" candies up my ass one at a time and shit them out after I had a good supply in my b-hole. Surprisingly they didn't burn.
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>>701050174
shit dude, i would give anything just have a gf
my best and only friend right now is a super sexy girl i fucked a few times. complicated shit happened so now i'm pretty much cuck 2.0. everything she says deepens my worth issues but she is also the only positive influence in my life.
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>>701050633
not that anon but its probably a lie but i can see the truth in it. probably caught a conscious and deleted them right after he busted
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>>701050633
believe what you want, i was afraid of getting caught with them. my sister wanted to use my laptop and i let her and realized they were on there
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>>701050285
In the current state I can't afford to abandon ship.
We've always talked about anything that's bothering us. But I feel like the certain conversations can't happen because she becomes self conscious and starts doubting her self but then finds a way to direct it apon me as if im the cause cause judging is wrong in her eyes. were fucking human beings it's a natural thing we do and it makes me so ill she can't accept the truth.
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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHC9d4HD3x4AqJNPkG3APrA That I know this channel exists
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>>701050790
If she makes you feel worse about yourself nothing else she does counter acts that anon. Its easy to say it then to do it but theres someone else out there who will treat you better
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>>701050848
nah i felt guilty after fapping but still had the desire to do it again

see: >>701050858
my sister and i were really close so i didnt mind her using it, but i was sweating bullets hoping she didnt find them, and i got rid of them after that since thats probably the worst thing someone could find
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>>701049632
reluctantly posting this
crop doesnt do pic justice, though.
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My sister is in the hospital right now, with only a 60% chance of survival because of her shit lifestyle - smoking, lots of drugs when younger, overweight, diabetes, immobile, etc.
I don't feel bad. Kinda angry mostly, because it was her fault for not listening and changing her habits.
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>>701050925
Im in that sorta boat right now. Sometimes i just say it how it is though because if she cant handle what i have to say and tries to steer the conversation somethings obviously wrong. after i finally just said it she talked about it and accepted the truth but it wasnt easy. just try to be gentle
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>>701050790
I've learned if it brings you doubt and sadness separate from it staying within the lines will always pull you back in to bring you down more.

Not saying to be a loner but do the things you enjoy next makes you happy and brings you pleasure from witnessing or being involved .
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I nearly fucked my aunt when she was drunk once, but she didn't seem to care in the morning. I also touch her in her sleep occasionally.
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>>701046689
Holy shit this is me.
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>>701051144
i meant post body without face. the face is the identifier
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>>701050790
i agree with anon here>>701051504
You always gotta find time to do something you want, its your life isnt it? lifes to short to never do what makes you truly happy
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>>701051441
The gentle part is the rough part. I've always been blunt with the way i speak to serious conversations to talking to her on sensitive subjects. I can't sugar coat it cause a truth is either painful or relief
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>>701051080
she treats me with great respect, she just doesn't understand some things.
in all my years of living i don't think i've had a friend who wanted to help me with EVERYTHING
it hurts a lot right now, but this girl is a true friend.
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>>701051863
That would be me >>701048492
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>>701046689
>>701051599
Life of a middle child?
I was always the one who would go with the flow and never seemed to let anything bother me. On the outside though. i was depressed for almost a year and if it wasnt for one person i doubt id be here today. i dont even talk to her anymore and we never dated or anything but she gave me a reason to pull through
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I'm the one who killed harambe
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>>701047762
Que Honda primo
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The only reason I got a pistol licence is so I have an easy option.
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>>701046242
>Be me, driving home from Vegas at approx. 2300
>Stop to get gas in Bumfuck nowhere, walk inside to give cashier 20 bucks
>Fill truck up, pull up to building to get some munchies from inside
>About to check out when I see someone breaking into my truck
>Run outside and he spins around with a knife in his hand
>lol CC .32 KelTec
>Rushes me, shoot him twice
>Falls, crying and clearly not dead
>I sperg, get in my truck and drive off
>50 miles away before I realize what I did, and that I ran
>Shit enough bricks to build Trump's wall all the way home
>Never had anything come of it
>Never had anyone contact me about it
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I just wanna say thank you OP for posting this thread helped me clear my head and get others anon perspective on this feel a little more sane now thanks to the few good anons here thank you /b/ros
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>>701051504
>>701051863
that is sound advice, but there are no activities or things that make me happy, only those that stop the rain from falling, like a bridge or tunnel.
i'm really good at a lot of stuff, i have hobbies, i exercise, focus on nutrition... i'm more or less a functional person. i haven't been happy since i was 12 years old, so thats about 10 years now. i have tried "choosing to be happy" and i just can't stick to it for longer than a few weeks.

>>701052180
youngest. my middle brother has aspbergers and recovered from padded cell for life crazy and is going to graduate from law school on time next year. happy for him, another reason to suicide.
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>>701051144
just for you, my m8.
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All my friends have left my home town to join the military. I'm still stuck on my uncles farm. I'm thinking about burning the farm down, blame it on the cops and going on tour with this old hippie I met who said he wants to show me the ways of the force.
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>>701052956
Find something that isnt normal ;)
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i have a genuine problem keeping a relationship on any level, and i'm thinking about killing myself for this reason.
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>>701053052
how did you delete, i was just about to enlarge it wtf
repost plz
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>>701046242


>be 28
>sister be 21
>one night she calls me up asking to pick her up cause she' s way drunk
>bring her back to my house
>put her into bed (my bed)
>sleep next to her
>rub her pussy while she's asleep
>grab her limp hand and use it to jerk off my cock
>she wakes up
>I just keep it going, dunno what else to do
>she's keen, gives me a hand job
>I end up fucking her
>fucking her good.... real good, anal, bj, everything you can imagine.
>next day both of us pretend like it never happened
>still that way and it's all good..

I love my sister, even more that she let me fuck her senselessly.

Have not had any sexual contact with her since, it's one of those things that its best we let sleeping dogs lay.....

#bestsexever with my sister...
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>>701053377
you saw it
so my job here is done
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>>701046242
im a transman and i piss and squirt at the same time everytime i orgasm
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>>701053507
im diabetic and my eyes arent very good, i was just about to enlarge
please repost, please
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>>701053672
last time
this is this best i will do
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>>701054045
nice dude
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>>701053477

continued...

I'm 6ft 80kg, my sister is 5'5" 45kg, it was the best sex I've ever had and I love the fact it was with my loving, adorable and caring sister....

If there's one woman I want to have the best sex with ever in my life, it would be with my sister.

I think she did it as a "I love you brother" kinda thing, she knows I had a rough break up with my ex, she just wanted to make me happy. I'll never ever forget cumming all over her face, and making her scream in pain when I gave her her first anal, part way though she was crying in pain but she kept it going cause she knew what I liked. She said "brother, It hurts really bad, really bad, ouch auuuuw"....."keep going brother, I love you:....

I love her to bits, she is my baby.
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>>701047762
Maybe you should just run away from them. Your mom sounds like a whore and the rest of your family probably laughs at the fact that you'll never know your father and will always be the butt of their jokes. Shit seems like a waste of time, just runaway
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>>701048910
I have her number still if you wanna text her.
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my new gf has no idea that i am a major alcoholic. i have not been sober one time while with her. i've been drinking 2 pints of vodka a day for a few years to feel normal. and she is so nice and innocent too.. shit..
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i'll probably vote for trump

and i wanna fuck the shit out of my cousin
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I love my actual gf, she's gorgeous
Shes waay too pretty for me, shes short just how I like them, big boobs, pretty white ass, with a high buttcrack (Yes, I like them like that) amazing green eyes, light coloured hair, beautiful red lips, likes to fuck a lot, loves me, does amazing head, small feet (again, just like I like them) tight pussy.
Overall just how I like them, made to fit my tastes but one thing, her nipples, it was always my fantasy to have a gf with small and pink nipples and she has a little big and light brown nips, that's the only thing that makes me feel like she is a step from perfect. I still know she is way to good for me, but it's worse when I think she could've absolutely perfect, but just lacks that one thing and the worst is I could just cheat on her for a small and pink nips
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>>701053065
i'm not sure i follow
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>>701051215
Sometimes changing is very hard even when the negative effects are apparent. You need to be there for her even if you're angry. I know the anger might be rooted in love because you are mad at what she has done to herself but she will be in need of support now more than ever. It's hard to understand why people are the way they are from the outside. From her point of view I'm sure she tried. Everyone has 10X more things going on in their lives than what you realize.
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i´m really into older women and i would like to fuck my mom
i have uploaded some images of her on motherless, one is almost at 5000 views
i´m afraid someone is going to notice but i can´t stop fapping to her
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i fucked my little sister
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i am cam girl.

pegue.net/6IbE
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>>701050102
>>701050102
>I also don't rewind my BluRays from Netflix and redbox before returning them.

monster!
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>>701056053
good job
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>>701048470
pretty similar issues here, parents know a little about it
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I hate how society is now a days, as well as my parent's hypocritical, bigoted views. I maybe kill myself in the future.
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I despise furries but I thought Zootopia was a decent movie

Inb4 yiff in hell fur fag
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>>701053057
Sure, I mean how else will you find your true love is your sister?
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I don't want to be a fucking freak, but my cousin is fucking gorgeous. And I really did think about pounding her fat ass, but here's the twist her mother kind of hits on me and I think I'm the only one who notices. She sat on my lap and called me santa in front of everyone and I kind of liked it, I hate having fucked up thoughts about my family but they never stop, I had a dream where I brutally murdered my mother and I told her about it crying like a little bitch. Fuck my brain.
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>>701056395
did you have to tell them?
i drop so many hints every single day for years and they are clueless
i can't bring myself to outright tell them i consider suicide every time i drive a car
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I'm in the middle of a gang war which has resulted in 3 deaths and me having to sleep with a gun at arms reach.
I'm having to avoid seeing family and only go outside with someone with me.
Been going on for the past 3 months.
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>>701056979
you dun goofed joining a gang
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When I was 13 or 14 I was super hard one night and couldn't sleep. So I walked around the house in the dark with just my erect penis sticking out of the crotch hole in my pants. I opened the fridge and touched it on all of the condiment bottles because it felt good. I then went back to bed.
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As a kid, my dad touched me quite alot, it ended at around 13. I have never said anything about it
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>>701057322
You should really tell someone m8
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>>701056979
Living in Sweden are we?
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i am secretly god
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>>701056585
Also have some form of night terrors, everytime i shut my eyes before i sleep i think of fucked up shit and it just turns into a cycle of nonstop shit. Most nights I have to pass out to some sort of commentary.
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I fapped in the bathroom of my university
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>>701057796
2edgy4me
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I fucked ops mom and she's a nigger so
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I've secretly video'ed several of my inlaws in the bathroom, as well as a few of my wife's friends.
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I'm currently in a three way relationship with my friend and his girlfriend.
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This thread is fucking depressing; wanted more funny shit
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>>701058271
elaborate?
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>>701057476
see what you did there
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I feel like no matter how much I practice music, I'll always be shit. I have nothing in my life that I enjoy, I hate my family and I don't like the course in coding and it shit that I'm doing. All I have is music and I'm shit at it.

I'm really weak. Anytime I encounter any resistance in my life and things become hard, I try to give up before even trying. I want to kill myself or become stronger but I don't know how.
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I hear voices randomly. Quick indecipherable voices. I often think people said something when they didn't..

It often wakes me up when I'm about to finally fall asleep. Really, I just wish I could figure out what it's saying.
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A few nights before getting married. I had about 2 girls ask me if I wanted to hook up with them because they knew I was getting married. They never said it outloud but it was 'unspoken'

All 2 of the happen to be Mexican as well... humm. Girl 1 was a pretty hot MILF not going to lie. She could move. Came in a short dress and smelling really good. Second girl was younger like 23yr old and she came in a short black dress. So something else in common they had.

2 days later got married. Never told a fucking soul.
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I occasionally hypnotize people and jerk off in front of them once they're under, did it with my cousin a few times as well.
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I secretly sexually identify as an african albino lesbian with caucasian facial features that thinks its a magnetar that sexually identifies as a purple colored gas planet.
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>>701058412
sounds like schizophrenic to me, get help or it will get worse.
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>>701056979
This ain't no nigger street gang.

>>701057476
No. I'm in the UK but won't be specific.
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>>701058594
fag
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i continuously have dreams that happen to a later date, i have started to write down what i can remember and then tick off when it happens later.
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I watched mlp 2 seasons of mlp just to be able to troll them at maximum potential. This backfired when a friend of mine probably saw my internet history. I have no clue if all my friends think im a brony and everything is really awkward.
Id much rather itd been some weird ass fetish porn.
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>>701058679
i've had this happen, anything significant? Do you get a weird feeling when something's happening that you've dreamt?
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>>701058671
>fag
>calling a lesbian a fag

Why tho?

It's like saying potatoes are bananas.
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Long shot but I saw a confession thread with pics of a sister. 2 pics. She was laying in a red bed. First pic She had on jeans and a t-shirt. Hand in her pants looked to be playing with herself. Second pic was ass shot. She was laying on her stomach. Jeans on her right leg. Pussy was visible. I thought the my were super hot pics. Saved and accidentally deleted. Does anyone have them by chance?
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Went out drinking with my sister. She was paying for everything because she got her tax refund 5k and took off with all the money and divorced the guy. She lived in a trailer... go figure.

So we went to a shadddy, hole in the wall bar. We had fun, got drunk and she started to hit on me. I thought she was just being sisterly and she started to talk about my small dick when I was 2yrs old. And saying it should be big by now etc. Started to get all kissy on the cheek to test the waters. I knew what the fuck she was doing and I was hitting black out drunk as wel. I felt it. I called my girlfriend to pick me up and sister. Gf came over and only picked me up. Sister left the bar with some other guy to fuck him... found out she was a full on slut...holy shit.

Never told family. Only person I told was GF. She kept her mouth shut.
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>>701058925
Yes, i do get a weird feeling
for Significant's, Death of family, accidents, small events, simple conversations, seems everything. it also seems to be unavoidable.
its really starting to freak me out
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>>701047762
You should find the earliest opportunity to leave (if you haven't already).
It'll feel weird and lonely at first, but it gets much better over time.
I moved to a new city to study by myself and left all my family and friends behind.
It gave me the opportunity to fix a few personality quirks I had a hard time shaking before I moved too.
Great time for reinvention.
I've completely distanced myself from the negative people in my life and have started an entirely new network of friends.
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I can feel the future. Is a borderline psychic phenomena that manifests in a gut feeling. A clarity I can't really describe but is always 100% accurate. It is unpredictable and uncontrollable though so I can't go pick lotto numbers or what teams will win.
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Í am literally literal literally at the exact literal same time literallylizingly on a literally literal literality of over ever at at.
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I'm actually underage :^)
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>>701058356
They rented out their basement to me so I practically live in the same house as them. We're all really close and I guess they wanted someone to join them in bed sometimes so they asked me to do it. It's all just for fun and there's nothing going on between me and her except the sex pretty much.
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>>701059148
weird feeling like your head feels 100x bigger and your vision starts to get tunneled? hopefully i have a brain tumor...
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I've been raped by different men (in different places) when I was 13-15. Now I only seem to get off on reenactments of violence/forced sex.
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>>701059546
F or M?
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>>701059546
How did it happen?
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>>701059546
Hmu
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>>701048379
Send us nudes and we will use it against her
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>>701052180
You sound exactly like me. Middle child, happy on the outside but rather depressed on the inside, always doing what's expected of me because I hate conflict. I befriended a girl who helped me get through shit even though she didn't know any of my problems. Never dated her or anything either, she saved my life pretty much. I continue to talk to her every day though. Guess I'm a little lucky.
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>>701058412
It's clearly schizophrenia.
Psychosis is more managable than a lot of people think, you just have to be aware of the fact that you're crazy and learn to not suspend logic and critical thinking. It's 100% in your head, don't take them seriously, just make it a game by pretending you're just tripping on some good shrooms lol
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>>701059545
Lol this happens to me when i remember thing before they happens, do i have cancer ?
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>>701059617
F
>>701059630
Bad luck and stupidity on my part I guess. Stayed with one guy for 8 months.
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I use to have sex with my mom on a daily basis thinking it was normal until I moved out to University.
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>>701055705
For just this one thing it doesn't seem worth it anon. Least she's not fat
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My birthday. It's my biggest secret. I don't want anyone to know how young/old I am. At first it was because people base their reactions on you often immediately after hearing you're older/younger than they are. Now it's just a habit or a game.

My gf doesn't even know my birthday. I either refuse to tell her, or I tell her non-existent dates,
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>>701059545
not that, thats sounds pretty bad though... but it just feels....fated? like no matter how much i try it wont change
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>>701058412
Cold be scizo, could also be pre sleep paralyzis.
Just before SP i can hear voices, often screams that scares the shit out of me because they sound real. Its just jumpscares though.... Mostly
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>>701059868
Why you have never said anything to anyone about it? I think you can still report them if you know them.
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>>701058750
why would anyone go to such lengths for a troll, you deserve it
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>>701046242
>>701046242
我想具有小将女孩发生性关系
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I sucked a tranny's dick once. It was pretty good.
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>>701059858
idk anon but i'm hoping i do
>>701060221
it hasn't happened recently, is it like a pit in your stomach?
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>>701060304
my brother used to hurt me since I was 10 (I think). I've somehow accepted that people don't believe you and/or things gets worse. I know where one of them works and everything, but only recently just told my boyfriend (who's over twice my age) about some of the things that happened to me. I don't know, the boyfriend seems pretty okay with the rough sex part but i need a lot more than he offers.
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I've posted 4 secrets on this thread.
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>>701060554
don't we all?
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>>701055317
That's usually not a secret for most Trump supporters.
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I'm a born again christian in an atheist family. They don't know.
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>>701047762
I know that feeling, everyone from my moms side are drug addicted white trash and or mentally ill and my father was adopted and his adopted parents died before i ever met them
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i wanted to kill somebody once
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>>701060700
Is that before you made this post or after?
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i had a plan and everything but i was talked out of it by a shrink that i only saw for a few weeks. changed my life
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lel it was years ago
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>>701060923
im not really a trump supporter

im a hillary hater

i wanna fuck the shit out of my cousin,

but i dont want hillary clinton to win either
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i was a kid in high school and the guy "stole" my gf
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>>701061221
Before this post. In the start of the thread, up until recently.
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>>701051215
My dad and sister are doing the same. Killing themselves via smoking/drinking.
She has a 6yo kid with no dad of his own.
Beats me what's going to happen to him after my sister dies. She drank whilst pregnant so he's disabled, and my wife and I can't/won't be able to take care of him.
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probs become a ward of the state?
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>>701046409
That's pretty funny
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>>701048838

deedle de dee
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straight A student, fuck guys for money, dating a 50 year old guy because he buys me shit. He has 2 sons, one is a year older than me and has a massive crush on me, and another's a toddler that I actually care about. 50 year old seems certain that we're going to be happy and married and with more kids. No one else knows about who I'm seeing, except for that one time a teacher called me out in front of class (out of curiosity) about seeing me in town with a bunch of older caucasian guys. (Im asian so apparently this is taboo here. whoop de fucking doo)
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>>701058679
I get that shit to like ill be dreaming or daydreaming and its like a clip of something from my point of view gets played in my head and then days or weeks or months later its like the video will sync with what Im currently seeing and it freaks me the fuck out it happens with places Ive never fucking been.
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>>701059711
I don't have any anymore. All the ones I did have got sent to verizon because I fucked up my phone.
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>>701061806
anything physical happen like tunneled vision or like a pit in your stomach?
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>>701061776
You forgot to include the one where you make up horseshit about being a girl on /b
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>>701061963
idk I rather like my tits
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>>701061776
Chinese?
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>>701058405
You become strong by ignoring every part of you that tells you to give up. Because that is whats holding you back. You acknowledge it, but you ignore it. You don't let anything get in the way of being amazing. Because YOU can achieve so much by simply trying your absolute hardest.
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>>701062154
yea
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I hit a guy biking one evening driving home from getting fired. I didnt turn back or slow down. Just kept goin
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>>701062228
you know the drill
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>>701061960
I get dizzy but i think its just from freaking out about it. i dont know though ive told some friends but they couldnt really understand and dismissed it as in my head but this shit has happened my whole life.
It sucks because in the little clips i get theyre so short that i cant identify where they take place. i saw a car accident once then 3 days later i saw it on the bus to school
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>>701062228
Pics
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>>701059301
I've always felt pretty retarded about it, but this happens to me too.

It's exactly the same as what you describe where I'll be able to just know exactly what is going to happen, but can't control it.

Pretty weird stuff.
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>>701062394
tard telepathy you two have
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>>701062315
damn, i know what you mean though it's not like watching an entire event unfold, it's small details that stick out of a situation such as smells or colors..
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I want to fuck her...
p.s. she is my cousin...
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I once blackmailed a married woman for pics.
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>>701062501
Ya exactly or like it will be like a still frame photograph of the event.
Its a shame most of the time the event is boring and mundane still the fact im seeing it always freaks me out
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>>701062364
>>701062313
I know its supposed to be tits, but check out this pussy shot.
:D
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>>701062666
devil trips
inb4 trap
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>>701062654
yeah it's a weird experience for sure, glad to know i'm not alone...
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>>701062803
Same
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>>701062763
same pussy
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>>701062666
>>701062951
moar pls
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>>701062951
between you and me, the other tit pretty much looks the same
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Had sex when I was 10 years old with my cousin...we're both dudes
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>>701062951
typical chinese sloots, can never trust em.
>am chinese as well
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I think life is just a big waste and if it wasn't for family i would probably just end it.
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>>701063507
hows the micropenis life going for you?
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>>701063293
>implying
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I fell in love with a girl that I met in wow.I was 17 and she is 29 . I'm from Saudi and she is in norway....when she found a bf and got engaged it broke my heart.she refused to show me her picture so I got mad and sick I asked her to give me a pic before our goodbye.....she turned me down. We talked for a year before she got engaged
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>>701062951
next pic
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>>701063586
Very well, coming in at a solid 3 inches hard
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>>701063847
but i have to study or I lose my A streak
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>>701064118
still not convinced
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>>701046242
I'm married and I have seven kids, but I've been on 4Chan longer than I've been a husband or a dad.
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>>701064222
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My penis is 5 inches hard and I have an extreme insecurity about it's size. I know it's kinda average and shit but still
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>>701059713
Bro that's like me but the girl stopped talking to me for some reason
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>>701064602
good job, sharpie in vagoo
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>>701050203
Marriedfag here too.

I've done the sucking but nothing more... Do you consider it cheating? How do you think she'd react if she found out?
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im gay
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>>701064812
I don't own sharpies, all our work is done online. mouse in vagoo?
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I use to jizz into small ziplock bags, let the jizz dry and harden. Afterwards I would crush it all into a fine powder and leave the bags at various bars and nightclubs, all in the hope that someone thought it was coke and snorted it.
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>>701064951
whatever floats your boat
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>>701046242
I'm 23 but have a kid who is nine because I got taken advantage of when I was a kid. Most people think he's my brother though.
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>>701064963
Thats fucking metal
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When I was a teen (4 years ago), I stole over $1000 of my fathers money from his bank account through PayPal to buy micro-transactions in steam games.
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>>701046242
I got coerced by a guy to give him a blowjob and ended loving it when he pushed on my head and told me what to do
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señor i am pancho and i have no secrets with me
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>>701064951
how'd i know you wouldn't
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>>701062394
>>701059301
Same here. I have a theory about it.
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want to fuck my gf's younger sister so bad
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i touched the inside of my mother's vagina when i was born.

i also sucked on her tits for weeks after that.

shit was cash bros.
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>>701046242
I masturbate to myself.
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>>701065463
You're a little shit aren't you
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>>701048155
Um no?
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>>701046242
cuddling and kissing my little sister gets me full erect everytime.
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>>701048467
You're a piece of shit and now a good friend KYS
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>>701056979

Sharks or Jets?
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>>701051144

XD HOLY SHIT!! THIS IS GOT TO BE BAIT

If not he meant LEAVE EVERYTHING BUT THE FACE XDDDDD
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>>701062666
worthless without timestamp
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>>701066106

You were born caesarean and you know it.
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>>701046242
So I kinda have 2 gfs at the same time, gonna leave one soon enough, move away to the US.. prolly Texas and get stationed there. But Im kinda hitting on my ex and its working so yeah. Also I like ruin lives cause my ex has a bf. :)
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>>701067761
God, that sounded edgy lol. But yeah its true, also I hacked into my bffs phone and stole all his gf's nudes which are pretty aight
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>>701058271
You're trash
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>>701067747

nah. my mother didnt have herpes.

i was a natural.
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>>701055705
Its the same with me.
My current gf has big non-saggy and amazing boobs, a big and round ass, no belly fat whatsoever, nice teeth, a nice smile, dark humor, we get along great (even lived together for 6 months in the same room and it wasn´t an issue when normally I get annoyed with that kind of shit within hours), she loves me more than I love her, she is a sex goddess (when we first fucked I came within 2 minutes, and the next morning again in 2 minutes. No girl ever managed to do that), sucks my dick whenever I ask her and doesn´t bitch if I don´t finish her off afterwards. Its her initiating the sex most of the time.

And yet, there is one thing. I love innies and she has the biggest outie imaginable and her pubes are so thin they can´t cover shit up. Also her pussy tastes weirdly sour. Which is why I still kinda miss the awkward, prude and boring slut I fucked before, just because she had the most beautiful pussy I´ve ever seen. Clean and pink and small inner labia and generally amazing.

I masturbate to the thought of that pussy constantly and I´m probably going to cheat for the chance of a pussy like that.
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>>701068212

Cant wait for both your girls to realize they are 10/10's and that you 2 losers are 3/10's at most. Both these girls gonna dump your asses when they realize they can do better than whiney bitchy 3's on /b/.
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>>701058594
Sexual Identity is a serious issue and you should not joke about it. People have killed themselves over it and I just have been triggered because you question my sexual identity of being an apache attack helicopter.
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I leaked my ex's nudes a few months back and troll around 'pics you shouldn't share' threads in the weird hopes of finding 'em again
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>>701068445
See, I´m at least a 7, probably more like an 8. Also I don´t bitch to my bitch so I guess I´m fine there too. Thanks for warning me though.
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>>701068212
LOL
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i really wanna fuck my friends little sister

shes smart and a good student and cute as fuck

would be weird because she is 3 years younger than me and still in highschool
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>>701060681
Then KYS
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I stole a bunch of nudes off my cousins phone and i masturbate to them furiously almost every day
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I'm space Hitler. shh
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Accidentally cheated on my gf with one of her friends. she still doesnt know eh
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>>701046242
I think I'd be ready to marry if I knew I wouldn't feel guilty about cheating.
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>>701069410
Post or youre gay
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i want to be a guy but i dont know where to start. how do i transition? what the fuck am i supposed to do
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Banged a married woman, knocked her up
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>>701058925
>>701059148

Guys, it sounds like simple partial temporal lobe epileptic seizures.
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>>701071467
well, how old are you? theres plenty of places online and shit too you can go on.

im in the same boat, so i know its shit.
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>>701062394

See >>701071707
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I've turned 4 of my friends gay
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I came in my girlfriends sisters protein shake and watched her drink it.
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>>701058298
I wanted more incest
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i come to 4chan and make up elaborate stories for the lulz and to alleviate boredom.
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>>701060681
Kik me tits with "tauhound" written on them and we'll get you sorted. Username... "Tauhound".
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>>701058528
I would love to do this. Where did you learn to hypnotize?
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i wanna suck a dogs dick

how fucked am i?
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>>701074441

you're fine.

dog's getting aids.
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>>701046354

>cuddle after a shower

That is WAY too lewd to be on this board anon.
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>>701060174
I used to do this. I feel that if you are over 8 years old, birthdays shouldn't matter. So I don't celebrate mine.
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I jacked off into my moms dildo then put it back in her drawer.
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>>701059301
Same, I can only describe it as extremely detailed dejavu. I called my mom on the phone about it when I freaked out about seeing someone I know die and having wrote about watching that person die in that same way in my dream journal just a few weeks before...
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>>701047971
samesies
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>>701064684
5 inches is average? That means there is smaller and much smaller. Somewhere some guy is wishing he had a giant 5 inch dick like yours.
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>>701066106
Every time your mother looks at you, she is thinking of you sucking her tits. Ask her if she wants to start up again
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>>701051144
>I'm not stupid
>posts face instead of body
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Just like a lot of other anons, I too Want my cousin, badly. She has a fucking banging body. Problem is, we've grown up very close to each other. Like we would spend days at each others house, spend every day of summer with each other growing up, and I think she sees me more of a brother now. We both just turned 18 and are going into our last year of Hs and I'm worried this is my last chance to get anything. This turned into more of a soapbox, but I needed to get it off my chest.
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>>701056068
Confirm someone?
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>>701055054
So stop drinking, it's all in your head and find new meaning of life
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>>701048492
But how is sex with the daughters going? Is that what keeps you there?
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>>701051215
I feel like my sister will end up this way. She's currently 15, smokes, drinks, does drugs. I feel no sympathy. I kind of want her to die.
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>>701062621
proof?
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>>701054553
Dude you are fucked up in the head. An hero.
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>>701055705
Let's see a pic of her
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>>701046242

I once got so horny as a teenager that I snuck into my younger sister's room and licked her cunt while she was sleeping while being very careful not to wake her up.

It was a great relief that I wasn't caught.
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>>701057138
If this is the best you got, I want your life
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I once spent the better part of an evening feeling up my cousin - first through her shirt, then through her bra, then just flesh on flesh. I was 4. She was 20.

I once fondled another cousin on my grandmothers couch, while her 2-years younger sister watched. She was 15/16. I was 8.

When I was 12, I stole $100 dollars out of the envelope that my folks kept the rent money in. I spent most of it on candy, soda, and shit like that. I lost the last $20 in the wash. My parents blamed each other. I've never told them.

When I was 12, I blackmailed a neighbor girl into letting me play with her pussy and kiss her nipples. She was 8.

I've stolen office supplies from every school, doctors office, and workplace I've ever been to. I also steal towels from hospitals and motels.

When my mother went into the hospital for the last time, I didn't visit her until my dad informed me that she would never be coming home. She died 3 days later. I was there for those three days.

After my mom died, my dad and I lived in our car for 8 months. We got so sick of each other, we nearly came to blows several times. At one point, when I had a low-case of the flu, we got into an argument and I picked up a boxcutter and held it to his throat, threatening to kill him. I've never apologized.

I'm not proud of any of this.
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>>701078872
>I want to believe

I've masturbated in every place you can sit in in my house
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>>701061776
Tits or gtfo
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When I was like 12 or 13, we found this stray dog. She was medium/small sized.I was jerking off one time and she was in the room, she hopped on my lap right before I came and started licking my dick. After I came, she licked that all up too.
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Me - 18
Suck off older local guys for money that I meat on grindr
Made decent money until I was able to find a job and kept it all a secret
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>>701078872
In the end, you're a piece of shit for stealing the towels. Don't steal towels nigga.
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i used to dry hump my 12 year old step sister until i came in my pants. i dont think she knew what i was doing but i told her we were wrestling. i would also sneak into her room at night and touch her boobs. sometimes fingering her and smelling my fingers after. she was my first kiss. she was sleeping of course. id also finger my 8 year old sister when she'd sit with me while watching tv. she would giggle and call me nasty but not do anything about it. id get boners and purposely make it visible and hope she'd touch it. never told a soul about this
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>>701080223
how old were you?
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>>701080223
they both remember and can ruin you at any moment they see fit
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i was phone.

>glad to get it off my chest.
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>>701061776
What's the source of your daddy issues? Why does this make you kinky as fuck in bed?

Great body too. Moar?
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>>701080749

she needs money faggot.

you dont need psychology for that shit.
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I secretly hate every person older than 12
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I read lot of erotic fiction online. I'd say around 60% of it is incest related. A good 50% of that involves underaged characters.
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>>701080288
when i fondled my 12 yr old sister i was 15 and i fondled my 8 year old sister when i was 17
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>>701080950
Where?
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>>701080316
yeah i try not to think about it. i wish i could take it back
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I can't resist the temptations of casual sex. I'm really good at it too, both convincing girls to suck cock / spread pussy and keeping it discreet. At any given time I like to have a list of about five women who I can call up for a hookup. My preferred situations are: married (because they're good at being discreet), young and impressionable (because they'll adapt to whatever demand you make), sluts (who get a kick out of multiple hook ups, and submissive kinky girls (who get a kick out of following orders and letting you use their bodies). I'm well into three figures. I usually do this behind the back of my partner. I meet people mostly through craigslist, reddit, and fetlife. I hope I don't get caught, though the risk of getting caught is part of what makes it exciting.

Until I tried this, I didn't know how much women enjoy casual sex, how much they appreciate a confidence guy with good skills in bed, and how much they don't mind cheating on a spouse or partner.
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>>701080989
how old are they now?
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>>701080852
I'm assuming she's 18 to 21. No girl that age likes fifty year old guys unless somehow they can get rid of the "ewwww" factor and just accept their place as a little whore who likes pleasing an older authority figure and letting their body get used.
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>>701081326
around 16 and 12 i think
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>>701081265
You do realize you will never be able to have a long term relationship with true mutual love?
Also, how do you hook up on reddit?
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>>701081465
>>701081066
I've done something very similar, not proud

hope they dont fuck you over anon
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>>701081347
>No girl that age likes fifty year old guys

money changes the balance in an instant.

also, being attractive well into your 30's and 40's allows you to fuck and even marry a younger woman should you decide to.

women dont really give a fuck about your age, so much as they care about the value of your life, and your looks.

>im 42, my gf is 25.
>youngest i have fucked was for legal and practical reasons.
>just stay in shape, and take care of yourself.
>women love older men.
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>>701081539
I think I'm fundamentally nonmonogamous. I like having a steady partner with whom I share intimacy, emotion, and romance, and then I series of sluts who I treat as fuck holes (and they like this a lot, I know). I just enjoy the validation of many women being willing to get naked, kneel down, and suck me off.

go to:
/r/r4r
/r/dirtyr4r
/r/randomactsofblowjob
/r/randomactsofmuffdive
and there are a few more.

It helps a lot if you're in a big city like NYC, San Francisco, London, or Sydney. It's cleaner than cl because there are no whores or spambots posting there. The trouble is that every woman who posts offering a free bj gets hundreds of responses, so you have to be fast and stand out.
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