where is the YLYL thread?
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where is the YLYL thread?
>>701038682
ded
Here is my contribution
>>701038682
is that rich chigga?
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
>>701039556
>>701039882
MODS UNDERAGED MEMER
This
>>701039624
kek
>>701039411
lost
>>701039411
Rekt
>>701039882
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>701040046
Lost. Saw it coming and still lost
>>701039411
>>701038682
>>701039411
I know what that is I am not fucking reading this shit again.
>>701039411
i don't get
>>701040555
Have you read any of the other ones?
>>701040709
Her father sexually abused her
where's flash
>>701040452
What a well fitting response...
After a little stretching first of course.
>>701041028
Gtfo
>>701040783
I have read all of the ones with Clarissa.
They fuck me up hardcore
>>701040783
Mind posting moar
>>701041126
what are they about?
>>701040783
post clarissa
Hail pedo bear
>>701038884
dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
>>701041179
www.whatisdeepfried.com/tag/clarissa/
See for yourself
>>701041158
Sure thing anon
>>701041692
Fresh b8 out of 8
>>701038682
This guy IS the YLYL thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCWTF_C3TBE
>>701041838
It is fresh!
>>701041903
Whoops, forgot to number that one. I am potato
4
>>701042016
Wait a second..... this is the last one. He hasn't posted the rest yet.
>>701041324
Should I send this to my diabetic friend?
>>701041747
Should I send this to my friend that was diddled by her dad?
>>701040046
That´s an electric bass you fag
>>701042185
No, you might be mistaken for a savage.
>>701042185
>should I send this to my friend who was diddled by her dad
Send her fhe issue "Family Portrait". That one is by far the darkest and the most realistic portrayal of a household that ignores sexually abuse. She might even like it.
>>701042165
I brought a friend for Clarissa!
>>701041765
lost hard
Holy shit this thread is horrible.
>>701042165
Jesus Christ the stuff that came before this in this strip…
God Clarissa is one of the few things that still make me sick
>>701042418
Your extra chromosome is showing
>>701042748
kekov
>>701042832
Then get off my chan fag
>>701041186
There's no way... It cannot be real. Nobody is this autistic.
>>701042418
Ohhhhh. I seeee.
Fuckin kek.
>>701041179
They're about a dad that fucks his daughter, a mom that pretends it's not happening, a brother that thinks she should just play along with it and not make waves, and another family member or two.
I'm not sure if they're supposed to be funny or not, but I've never really found them to be so.
>>701042871
why you fall for the bait
is bait
>>701042871
says the guy posting unfunny /v/ screencaps
>>701043090
>>701039556
Sir, Is that dick out for harambe?
>>701039411
i love this series, wish there was more
>>701043212
holy fuck that dark
>>701043212
They are supposed to send a message not to be a contributing factor to that kind of family. They show what might be warning signs for an issue of this caliber going on in the home.
>>701041186
>SOAD
Only other time I've considered no longer liking a band is from vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTs_TZFjbJ8
This shit's worse than Buffalo Bill
>>701043268
>>701043537
>>701040396
Electroboom on YouTube. Fun stuff.
>>701043262
>>701040388
i want to hear this
>>701040388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVlrGJouvQ4
Fuck off m8
>>701043804
it's on youtube cunt
>>701043468
You shouldn't make fun of people...
(•_•) ( •_•)>⌐ - (⌐ _ )
...downs syndrome.
>>701043822
holy fucking shit
>>701043852
An hero
>>701042600
Post more negro
>>701041747
Am I missing something, or is this the new attempt at replacing banana?
>>701043991
Loli dump?
>>701039441
FUCK I lost so early too
>>701043437
link to clarissa?
>>701040524
how did i lose to this
>>701044131
i don't know what it is but /fit/ is the funniest fucking board
i lurk there and i don't even lift
>>701040193
fucking lost
>>701039898
You don't snort crack. Your filename game is fucking terrible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAumVTqre64
INTRODUCING MIKEY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. MIKEY!!!
>>701044131
giggled
>>701039695
>>701044089
It's basically just meant to fool anons into expecting a punchline, but instead they get something poignant and depressing.
There is a joke, but the joke is on the reader.
>>701044448
very nice videyoo my boy. you almost got quints as well!!!
>>701044201
http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/2000/12/31/clarissa/
Ask a ye shall receive... sucka
>>701040524
i laughed inside.
>>701040388
I Fuckin lost(I haven't lost to any of these cause they're all shit but this was funny)
>>701044448
kekeroo my dude
>>701044429
>googles 'snorting crack'
>couple hundred results
Evidently the rest of the internet thinks you're wrong.
Let's see that damage control faggot.
>>701044633
what the fuck
>>701041765
based trump
>>701040388
>No "Fuck Eagles"
A true American hero.
>>701044633
So... what did this man do to warrant the destruction of his penis?
>>701043929
Hateful bird metal > music about hating birds.
>>701039556
Topkek
>>701044114
Should be called the Booth then
>>701039576
lost hard as fuck
>>701044811
diabeetus
>>701044762
Lost
>>701044762
>>701041765
if only that was real.
>>701044762
you don't snort crack, it would be like snorting rock salt. instead, you use a crack pipe, where the glass will seperate the crack rock from open flames and you inhale the vapours it releases as it melts
>>701044762
>the rest of the internet
>couple hundred results
I fucking hate crossposts from the alternate universe where ebola killed 99% of the human population, at least on /x/ it makes sense
>>701044762
>number of results of a Google search warrants validity
What kind of fucking backwards logic is that? You can Google anything and get results.
Just as those results said if you bothered to read them is that snorting crack is just wasting it because it's not water soluble.
>>701043991
Not the same anon, but I have some.
>>701045222
Or, you could snort it.
>>701040783
Holy fuck the website those are from is terribly slow when it comes to loading up new pages.
>>701040524
INTO THE MOTHERLAND THE GERMAN ARMIES MARCH
>>701045416
Eh, too fetishized. I want to feel sad, goddamnit.
>>701045514
what the fucking hell
>>701044633
Story behind this shit?
>>701045636
fuck
>>701045566
you are aware that crack is a cocaine product made by adding baking soda and other filler to coke and then putting heat on it, right?
>>701038682
>>701045416
Fuck it, dumping my loli. This is now a loli thread.
>>701045684
random foreskin donation
>>701039519
Stop be like uneducated niggers.
>>701044728
Cringe/10
Milo is as retarded as the SJWs he likes to shit on.
>>701045720
fuck
>>701040524
Lost
>>701045844
>cocaine
>>701046071
agreed, but i'd still fuck him.
too bad he's a coal burner.
>>701046259
lost
>>701045993
>>701044728
He was banned for inciting people to attack her as well which is against the ToS for Twitter. He want banned because some imaginary SJW cabal got him shut down for being a "doodoo head"
>>701044098
kekked...
>>701041614
This is artwork
>>701044762
not that guy but you smoke crack and snort coke. its a VERY common mistake given that they are almost the same thing.
Still going. Can't break me faggots
>>701046738
>>>/out/
>>701046407
We prefer the term oil driller, thank you.
>>701040524
I lost. Not often you see a webm in a YLYL thread that doesn't end in dick mutilation or death. +1
Classic
>>701043710
Lost
>>701047071
my apologies
>>701040025
All will grow up and be monkeys of the society
>>701047223
moar
>>701047223
Moar!!
>>701040046
Fake vid
>>701045854
giggled
>>701046259
lol
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magical_Negro
>>701040524
Jesus Christ that was terrifying
>>701045636
Dat sabaton
>>701040524
Lost hard
>>701047354
how do i get a banana account?
>>701047116
aw :<
>>701048190
kek
>>701041158
Lol butthurt much?
>>701048429
Hahahahahaha fucking lost holy shit lol what if
>>701039695
>>701048654
>>701048688
>>701048720
>>701046057
Learn some proper grammar first, nigger.
>>701048753
>>701048797
>>701048559
mission accomplished
>>701046704
>citation needed
>>701039432
Lost.
>>701048828
Link to petition?
>inb4 lazy fuck
>inb4 dosnt know how to google
>>701044448
Fucking more like this. This is perfectly catered to my autistic sense of humor.
>>701040709
>>701046704
How can you incite an attack on someone already under attack?
All Milo did was tell her to act like an adult, and crack a couple childish jokes
>>701039624
>tfw I own some of that stuff
>>701049241
fucking fuck. you got me.
>>701045566
Iff you snorted it, what would be the point in turning it into crack in the first place retard?
Crack is smokable cocaine.
>>701044633
I backed out after the initial slice.
>>701047302
Nice meme
This thread is beautiful.
>>701049114
it's over
>>701043656
What a stupid one for me to lose to
>>701050077
Thanks, Lori
>>701047235
Fucking cringe
>>701048559
you must be as high as the dickens, you silly willy
>>701049701
>filename
>>701042165
And he never will, that was posted long ago
>>701050252
oh good, i thought i would never come across her nudes again. thanks, anon!
>>701039519
>>701039441
nigger tier
>>701039624
Oh shit there goes my sides
>>701047336
Is that supposed to be funny?
bump
>>701051746
new thread if you're interested>>701050707
Mfw just read all of clarissa and now thinking of buying some
>>701044633
this is 4 juju my brothers the same but you feel no pain depending on which element, My uncle made my brother take same position in a river and it was like he was hypnotised but he felt alot of hurt tomorrow
>>701039432
lost
>>701045392
Bastard
>>701046810
lost
>>701038965
>Beme.exe
>Look at picture
>Read text
>Become annoyed at perceived quality of thread so far.
>Scroll down
>"This is my favorite picture"
>Loose
>Become annoyed I lost so early.
>>701045392
thanks i've been looking for a new one
>>701040388
Listen to Bullets Made of Crack (Produced by Kamanchi Sly...I guess...it's his beat) by Will Ellis 2 #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/will-ellis-2/bullets-made-of-crack-produced
More shit rap
>>701046259
Always gets ne
>>701048973
bitches love toast
>>701040524
lost
>>701039624
>don't mind if I do
kek
>>701040202
lost
