>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
Whoops, forgot to number that one. I am potato
Wait a second..... this is the last one. He hasn't posted the rest yet.
>should I send this to my friend who was diddled by her dad
Send her fhe issue "Family Portrait". That one is by far the darkest and the most realistic portrayal of a household that ignores sexually abuse. She might even like it.
I brought a friend for Clarissa!
They're about a dad that fucks his daughter, a mom that pretends it's not happening, a brother that thinks she should just play along with it and not make waves, and another family member or two.
I'm not sure if they're supposed to be funny or not, but I've never really found them to be so.
why you fall for the bait
They are supposed to send a message not to be a contributing factor to that kind of family. They show what might be warning signs for an issue of this caliber going on in the home.
INTRODUCING MIKEY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. MIKEY!!!
It's basically just meant to fool anons into expecting a punchline, but instead they get something poignant and depressing.
There is a joke, but the joke is on the reader.
Ask a ye shall receive... sucka
you don't snort crack, it would be like snorting rock salt. instead, you use a crack pipe, where the glass will seperate the crack rock from open flames and you inhale the vapours it releases as it melts
>the rest of the internet
>couple hundred results
I fucking hate crossposts from the alternate universe where ebola killed 99% of the human population, at least on /x/ it makes sense
>number of results of a Google search warrants validity
What kind of fucking backwards logic is that? You can Google anything and get results.
Just as those results said if you bothered to read them is that snorting crack is just wasting it because it's not water soluble.
INTO THE MOTHERLAND THE GERMAN ARMIES MARCH
Eh, too fetishized. I want to feel sad, goddamnit.
Fuck it, dumping my loli. This is now a loli thread.
He was banned for inciting people to attack her as well which is against the ToS for Twitter. He want banned because some imaginary SJW cabal got him shut down for being a "doodoo head"
Fucking more like this. This is perfectly catered to my autistic sense of humor.
oh good, i thought i would never come across her nudes again. thanks, anon!
this is 4 juju my brothers the same but you feel no pain depending on which element, My uncle made my brother take same position in a river and it was like he was hypnotised but he felt alot of hurt tomorrow
>Look at picture
>Become annoyed at perceived quality of thread so far.
>"This is my favorite picture"
>Become annoyed I lost so early.
Listen to Bullets Made of Crack (Produced by Kamanchi Sly...I guess...it's his beat) by Will Ellis 2 #np on #SoundCloud
More shit rap