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dubs- decides what I say
quads- will release username

OP WILL DELIVER
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>>701024663
Your a stupid cunt and should commit suicide for not letting me come over to roofie your drink and rape you.
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Why not?
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Can I come over and have sex with you / make love to you?
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Kill yourself faggot :-)
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I'm going to come over and have anal sex with you then
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Aight fuck you then.
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What's your sign?
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I'm a dipshit beta who is posting this on 4chan. Also I wanted to fuck you but instead asked if I could watch a movie, and you clearly don't want to fuck me. I'm a nice guy.
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>>701027344
/thread
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>>701027344
Winrar
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>>701027344
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>>701027344
/thread
Drop that hoe like fucking a fucking dead raccoon
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>>701027344
This then jerk off and take a nap faggot.
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>>701027976
haha, say i dont care i was just gonna fuck your brains out anyways.
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>>701027976
GG OP
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>>701027976
Yooooo I'm so sorry! That was my cousin! How about I make it up to you, and show you a good time and we can play a movie afterwards
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>>701028103
Rolliue
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gurl you kno i be lik donald trump, im always jus playin n all...neva serious
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>>701028154
roll for dubs
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>>701027976
Someone is angry. Its called a joke baby girl......with yo cute ass.

Roll
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Op is kill
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Aight well fuck me then.
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>>701028103
this OP
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>>701028154
Rolling
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>>701028103
this
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Apologies, I just really don't want to jack off to this for the 5th night in a row.
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>>701027976
how about a picture of my hairy ass instead?
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>>701027976
stay mad cuck
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>>701028300
Fucking wasssteee, we could of made op get laid
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>>701028300
winrar
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>>701028300
Well they can't all be winners
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Whoops sorry my cat typed that XD LOL
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>>701028300
weener
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>>701028300
Winner
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>>701027976
I can fuck both of you then sweetie ;)
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rolling
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>>701027976
Wow she's playing that card?

What a pleasant reminder why I'm gay.
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Im still up for the movie as long as youll take a sharpie in the pooper
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>>701028440
kek if only
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Why haven't we fucked yet?
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>>701027976
That sounds made up, I was just gonna dick you down
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I already shot my load down the shower drain so I'll talk to you tomorrow.
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>>701028560
Rolll
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Can my friend kik you ?
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Why don't you come over and shave my balls for something different
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>>701027976
I'm sorry I didn't mean it
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I was just playing girl, look I'll come over and bring my Deep Impact if you want.
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>>701028560
roll
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>>701028633
Winrar
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>>701028633
winrar
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If trips op comes out of the closet to her.
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>>701028633
Winrar, fucking good one too
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honestly the only reason i wanted to come over anyways was to rape your dumb fucking friend. let her know what i think of her
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>>701027976
Awhh I really liked you
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Can I put a sharpie in your pooper?
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have i told you the story about why they call me the jackhammer?
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I want to be cucked while Harambe fucks your brains out top kek
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>>701028727
This
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Will you put a banana in my ass?
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>>701028633
Winrar
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I'm gay
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>>701028877
Thanks Daddy <3
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>>701028877
winrar
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>>701027976
what if i shave my balls?
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deliver u fucking cunt
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let me see that puss bb gurl
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jesus guys hold on while she fucking responds
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dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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>>701029022
winner
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>>701029060
You are a pussy op fuck you you should have listened to dubs
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>>701029060
Lol this hoe dumb as fuck
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Bet dag OP already sent 10 messages apologizing and playing the "I got hacked by douche excuse"
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give me the succ
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>>701029060
why not a night of me eating you out until you cant walk because you've cum so many times ;)
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>>701029060
how about anal? not your ass but mine
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>>701029060
>send dick pic
>oh just something casual, hope you don't mind if i bring my little friend here ;)
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>>701029224
rollerino
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>>701029060
I want you to watch your mother getting ravaged by a pack of wild niggers, but that sounds like a good enough movie anyways.
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>>701029060
the kind where I fuck your god damn brains out
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>>701029060
Well, the thing is, I'm really into being dominated by trannies...
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>>701029060
I just wanted to bust a nut in you and regret wearing a rubber tbqh fam.
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>>701024663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCWTF_C3TBE
dubs
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>>701029291
roll
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>>701029285
roller blades
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Oh you know, just butt stuff
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>>701029252
rerolling
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i figured i could bring over my potbelly swine, sally, and we could get all greased up and you could record me fucking sally while you masturbate in the corner while merle haggard plays in the background
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just some penis the the vagina sex stuff
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>>701029154
lmao
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lets go rob a bank
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>>701029355
winrar
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>>701028154
Rolling >>701029060
Well I'm thinking we put on a boring movie, and make our own entertainment
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>>701029333
winrar
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>>701029211
winzip.rar
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>>701029355
Winrar
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>>701029355
FUKIN WINNNNAR
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>>701029308
Regret not wearing a rubber*
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I wanna eat your pussy, and fuck you so hard, turbo style
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>>701029211
winrar
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Fake and gay
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>>701029060
sexual intercourse in the missionary position. Prmose it will be the most mediocre 27 seconds of your life.
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>>701029154
Roll for this image
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>>701029355
WINRAR
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>>701029333
winner winner chicken dinner motherfucker
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Well.. I wanna fuck of course
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>>701029333
Winrar
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>>701029355
Win win win
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>>701029060
How about we start with Inside Out then go to Deep Impact?
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>>701029060
Want to watch a better movie? A Triumph of Will?
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>>701029060
> To fulfill my fantasy. Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?
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Winrar
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>>701029393
>>701029403
>>701029411
>>701029431
excuse me faggots, this winrared first

>>701029333
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>>701029543
rolling
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we could suck eachothers farts out of our asses
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>>701029567
trips don't count desu desu
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>>701029567
ours is better, kys fag
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let me suck yo dick
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Have you ever watched cartoon sex movies? I can bring one over sweetie ;)
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>>701029591
>not immediately using the trannies line
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>>701029591
dang we lost her
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>>701029635
>>701029642
Trips override dubs
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I guess you could finger my ass..
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>>701029591
lets just cut to the chase, either were hving anal sex or your sending me those nudes I know you have
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>>701029591
fuck you op
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I want to piss in your shirt front pocket and slap it.p
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>>701029716
OP clearly said dubs
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>>701029591
There's nothing wrong with a bit of self love, helps to keep the third eye open. Don't try to tell me you don't get down and fiddle your diddle every now and again.
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>>701029776
still got dubs
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>>701029591
Get us nudes you fucker
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>>701029591
>I'll talk to you tomorrow.
/thread op is a huge faggot
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>>701029060
Do you want to know how it feels to be tickled from the inside?
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love
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>>701029819
more like trips
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>>701029749
Roll
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>>701024663
man you just need to give up. that girl ain't interested in you at all. fucking cuck...
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>>701029591
Wtf op you DIDINT deliver u faggot
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>>701029591
You dumbass
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Look, my sweet and tender chicken nuggets will not cook themselves. I need a girl like you to be there for me when the going gets tough. I have at least 2 more hours a jacking off to do tonight and I want to do that, with you, cooking the chicken nuggets that i spoke of earlier. Than when i am done i will eat said nuggets off of a ceramic plate that i will later on shove into my gaping anal cavity aka fat man. We will laugh and cry and kill and murder and exterminate together
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>>701029591
Yoooooooooo! That was my cousin again!
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>>701029591
How about you show me something new tonight and I'll give you a big gift tomorrow while we play a boring movie
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Can I see your tits?
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>>701029591
I mean that I was masturbating earlier so I'm not really horny now, sorry if it didn't make sense.
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>>701029521
FUCCKKK YESSS THIS OOOPPPP
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that fresh cream could have been your dinner babe
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>>701029858
>333

>33
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>>701029591
Yeah then i hated myself for jacking off to my cousin and i went to my bed and picked off scabs on my testicles for 2 hours and fingered my asshole scabs.
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Just send her this pic
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>>701029911
HAHA
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>>701029911
Chicken for dinner!
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>>701029911
Winrar, hopefully it'll save this
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>>701029911
Hahahaha winrar!
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>>701030023
Fucking hell OP send her the tranny domination line already
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>>701029975
I dont think you took elementary mathematics, you clearly had 3 3's not 2.
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>>701030023
tell her to send nudes or you're going to bed
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>>701030023
dont you fuck this up op
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>>701030023
im the new winrar
>>701029976
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>>701024796
Rolling for this
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>>701030023
Oh shiiit boys
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Fake as fuck
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>>701030023
Dude are you really gonna blow a chance to smash for /b/? She literally just said "Wait actually" that means she might want to fuck
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>>701030145
roll
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>>701030155
dubs WINRAR
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>>701030160
Re rollio
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I guess I can go a second time, but my heart wouldn't be in it...
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>>701030113
the first 3 doesnt count you fag
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>>701030145
rawling
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>>701030023
no, jk im ready to fuck your brains out
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This seems fake as fuck now
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>>701029591
yooooo! Im so sorry that was my brother!
look how about i bring over my potbelly swine, sally, and we could get all greased up and you could record me fucking sally while you masturbate in the corner while merle haggard plays in the background
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>>701030155
chequed
OP this next
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>>701030183
Shut up fag black, this is the only entertainment we get in our lives
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You are good for 2 things- fucking or making me a sandwich- you decide.
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>>701030023
She's craving cock OP, don't fuck this up. Just tell her: ''What is it my dear, has the thought of my majestuous cobra moisturized your delicate flower?''
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maybe i can get it back up for you?
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Once upon a time there was a little FAGGOT named Jimmy. Jimmy loved gay orgies. One time a FUCKING TRANSEXUAL joined in on his orgy. Jimmy pulled out of his friends Pablos asshole and immediately projectile ejaculated on the FUCKING TRANSEXUALS face and dove out of a window cradling his cock and balls and screaming arabic.
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>>701029654
Rolling
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sho me dat stank hole babby
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>>701030287
Im sorry that isnt how dubs works maybe in your world but in the REAL world we use logic
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So babe, you dtf?
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>>701030026
Kek
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>>701030155
These are the next dubs.>>701030287

is that heidrich in the back?
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>>701030404
Roll
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>>701030287
the fuck it does. if you start dropping numbers off of trips to get dub's then the whole fucking system may as well be thrown out the fucking window. do you want that? do you want anarchy on our /b/? i thought not...
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>>701030529
Roll
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My cum has the scent of fresh flowers and attracts bees, I have to flush it so that I don't get swarmed.
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>>701030023
There's hope for op
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Sometimes i shit my pants when i text cute girls
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Truman Burbank is a great character
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im not responding till she responds
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Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
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>>701030404
roll!
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Roll
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>>701030529
Rawlings
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>>701030023
Let me just gets nudes since you called me rude pls
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Ever licked gooch babe
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>>701030622
just look at it
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>>701030654
Ask her what it is
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>>701030654
Respond to my dick with your mouth
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>>701024663
I hope you weren't trying, because starting with "Hey, Beautiful" is white knight autist shit
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>>701030654
these are the newest dubs
>>701030155
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>>701030662
roll
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Actually if I come over, can I sniff your panties. that might get me hard again, esp if they have a shit stripe on them.
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>>701030023
Is u tryna fuck or nah babe send nudes if yes
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>>701030753
Ye
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>>701030786
roll
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tell /b/ what it be gurl
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>>701030654
i dont care, I'm only interested in seeing you naked. not like a woman has ever said anything interesting anyways
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What is it my sweet dewdrop?;):-))
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>>701030654
What is it, my love?
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fuck you bitch. suck my ass till you're booty juice drunk. don't ever talk to me or my cousin again.
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>>701030654
sorry, that was cousin again.
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Listen, how about I come over, play a boring movie, so instead we will have something else to do tonight
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>>701030894
Roll
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Nigger me up the asshole
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>>701030753
This
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>>701030654
Sure you can fuck my cousin. I can only get off to pictures of my own ass.
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>>701030753
Roll
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Drampf
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>>701030887
rolling again cuz off by one :(
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Spit that shit fam
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>>701030753
This
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Tell her the line lime nelson said to the towel head in tooken
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>>701030894
Rolling
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>>701030887
SOOO FUCKING CLOSE
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>>701030654

shes gonna ask for about tree fiddy
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>>701030654
I'll listen if you send nudes babe
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>>701030955
Winrar
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>>701030654
If you were gonna ask for me to fill your mouth with cum, the answer is yes
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>Hurry up sidehoe
Dont you ever talk to me or my cousin ever again
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>>701030955
haaay win
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>>701030966
Winrar
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>>701030654
>inb4 ''If you don't reply to this your mother will die in her sleep''
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>>701030955
Win
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>>701030955
>>701030966
winrars
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>>701030999
Rar
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>>701030999
Check em
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Why don't you come over and slob on my knob
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I'll ask the questions around here now cunt face is your bootyhole still virgin or am I grave robbing here?
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You dont need to propose to me I already say yes
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Send me some pics of your pussy you fat bitch.
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>>701030955
Winer
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>>701031111
Quads!
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>>701031111
a winrar is you
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>>701031111
check'd
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>>701030999
Trips overrides dubs and saves OP
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>>701031005
This verbatim
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>>701031111
checkd
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male nipples are useless
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Franck Hershim
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VE ASK ZE QUESTIONS
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>>701029543
rolling
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Op is dead
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>>701030966
win- rar
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OP FUCKING DELIVER I CANT WAIT ANYMORE
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>>701031244
checked
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Can you finger my butt?
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I'm only talking to u so I can get with ur dad
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If I come over I'm not leaving til your clam sauce is all over my 5 and a half inch goober.
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hey babe, i want to fuck you in the mouth
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>>701031433
Win
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>>701031111
GIVE UUS THE NAMMMEEE
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>>701030654
Look I want to know if you have the tightest hole Iv ever seen in life.
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OP is a fag.

This is now a /natsoc/ general
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>>701031111
>quads will release username

well let's see it then, op.
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>>701027976
Fucking bitches always say shit like that to guilt trip people.

Say "You're lying bitch"
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>>701031464
OP is not a faggot
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>>701031464
Fake as shit.
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We got quads op
>where is the username
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>>701031464
Quads were given.>>701031111
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>>701031563
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>>701031563
>>>/pol/
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we could go to join isis and blow up some shot of u want
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>>701024663
How does a person randomly pick up a movie without even knowing the title?
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>>701031563
HIEL HIEL HIEL HIEL
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>>701031563
>OP is a fag.
>This is now a /natsoc/ general
Gnats in my socks
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The fucking quads, get off your nigger ass and deliver you cucklord
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>>701031563
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Tell this bitch to finish the question. I don't have all night. Dumpster diving for old jeans hot dog strutting floozie.
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>>701030654
You've farked this one OP. You can't play the "it's my cousin" card TWICE!

You're going to have to take control of this conversation. Demand that she hold her tongue with the question and that she's only to ask you it in person. You'll be over in 30 minutes to hear it.
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>>701031597
who cares
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If you aren't licking my twat by the end of this night I swear to baby Jesus I'm going to push you down a flight of steps.
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>>701031488
WINER
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>>701031608
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OP is throwing away possible sex, great job OP
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>>701031563
Jews need to burn
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ight boys have fun with her then cause someone got quads here it is briannayutley76
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>>701031682
Kek roll
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>>701031464
before you ask let me tell you that im virgin
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>>701031617
>person

No, anon, a woman. I asked a girl what she did this weekend and she said "I don't even know."

This is what wizards here obsess over
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>>701031608
When Repubs Attack.

OP just send her this pic.
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how about some nudes, to spice things up before I come over
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Look I take that back. How about I come over and shove things into your asshole instead?
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What app is this?
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>>701031670
This
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>>701031674
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should i bring condoms?
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>>701031745
>Op is a pretty decent guy today
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Yeah, I can come over right now, and fuck your asshole. This isn't my cousin, this is me. Now let me come over so I can fuck you in the ass.
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Me and my cousin play army on Wednesday night. That's where we lay in a ditch and blow the hell out of each other.
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>>701031464
I can't wait to hang out, leaving my house now I'll be there in a few minutes, can you send me a pic of what you're wearing ;)
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>>701031837
darude-sandstorm
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>>701031863
rolllll
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>>701029986
roll
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>>701031745
GG OP, today you were sage as fuck
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>>701031899
Winrar
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>>701031111
Cough up that username
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>>701031977
there she is
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>>701031803
ronald/mcdonald would mcfuck in her mcmuffin
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