dubs- decides what I say
quads- will release username
OP WILL DELIVER
Apologies, I just really don't want to jack off to this for the 5th night in a row.
I can fuck both of you then sweetie ;)
jesus guys hold on while she fucking responds
dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
i figured i could bring over my potbelly swine, sally, and we could get all greased up and you could record me fucking sally while you masturbate in the corner while merle haggard plays in the background
> To fulfill my fantasy. Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?
Have you ever watched cartoon sex movies? I can bring one over sweetie ;)
Look, my sweet and tender chicken nuggets will not cook themselves. I need a girl like you to be there for me when the going gets tough. I have at least 2 more hours a jacking off to do tonight and I want to do that, with you, cooking the chicken nuggets that i spoke of earlier. Than when i am done i will eat said nuggets off of a ceramic plate that i will later on shove into my gaping anal cavity aka fat man. We will laugh and cry and kill and murder and exterminate together
yooooo! Im so sorry that was my brother!
look how about i bring over my potbelly swine, sally, and we could get all greased up and you could record me fucking sally while you masturbate in the corner while merle haggard plays in the background
Once upon a time there was a little FAGGOT named Jimmy. Jimmy loved gay orgies. One time a FUCKING TRANSEXUAL joined in on his orgy. Jimmy pulled out of his friends Pablos asshole and immediately projectile ejaculated on the FUCKING TRANSEXUALS face and dove out of a window cradling his cock and balls and screaming arabic.
the fuck it does. if you start dropping numbers off of trips to get dub's then the whole fucking system may as well be thrown out the fucking window. do you want that? do you want anarchy on our /b/? i thought not...
im not responding till she responds
You've farked this one OP. You can't play the "it's my cousin" card TWICE!
You're going to have to take control of this conversation. Demand that she hold her tongue with the question and that she's only to ask you it in person. You'll be over in 30 minutes to hear it.
When Repubs Attack.
OP just send her this pic.
GG OP, today you were sage as fuck