Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
It's not real money
It isn't, right?
Especially with mirror mad phantasm
It's pretty enjoyable, but way too random for some people's tastes.
>I wouldn't know, no one likes me ;-;
I haven't really been playing very many video games lately. Been watching far more anime and started reading the manga for Pandora Hearts
I think you may have replied to the wrong post/read the wrong reply
>N-not that I mind talking to you
I catch your drift, but I cannot say I share that experience. Let the good mood last, part of keeping a good mood is enjoying yourself so have fun with life
>I've given up on that
So essentially art that is based off homunculous?
We just have to come up with a way to do it! Then people who don't want to live anymore can just feed sleep to people who don't have enough time in their days
I only watched the first half of it, but I really enjoyed it. Long day?
I've never been able to shower then go to sleep, it wakes me up too much.
>maybe bath and sleep
WEW, make me rage at your internet tomfoolery
What do you got in your chili? I'm just chilling here and chatting with my pals in /waifu/ I've probably posted more in the past 2 days than in the past 2 weeks honestly
mandatory cc claim
another to add to the book.
and in high school?
mother fucker read me like a book.
i look strong and i talk the talk, but i will never walk the walk.
yea, you need to pick them up again.
You're quite popular.
Canada has had it too good for too long...~
>Shakes fist in rage
Good to hear!
Nice, how are things in your neck of the woods?
Can I find you one you don't already know?
It's good to see you're alive and still dropping those good tunes
God fucking dammit this song is so gimmicky. I should use it my videos
Looks like your waifu is looking out fo you from the heavens
Oh, well fuck
i don't have much interesting to say though
I'm just peachy. How are you doing?
Sounds neat! Trying to become a vet or something?
Hmm, not sure. I'll just do whatever has the most money. Like IT or something.
Anywho, you see the newest space launch?:
It's obligatory, really
Innistrad was a good time
Honestly I don't know
It's leftover chili and I don't actually remember what was in it in the first place
Tastes fine though
I find it goes like that for me, too
Sudden bursts of activity when I'm in the mood and certain periods of quiet
Either that or I know a lot of autists online
Both are equally likely
They're going pretty well, just hanging, working, going to class, etc. You?
Sleep well Kyouko
It does fit well for quite a few montages
I can never remember
Has school started for you yet
And if not, when?
>I wouldn't say no one~
Ah, I know the feel. Been slacking on games for quite some time due to my interest in other things. Only just started getting back into them.
Because I didn't expect you actually raise your dong.
I'm just naturally smooth flowing when I type on mobile. It's key board typing that actually gets my fingers hurting. I tap a bit harder than I need to, so after a lot of typing the tips of my fingers start hurting a lot.
I'll stay inside with you if you stay inside of me~
Hmm, closer to coming up with a character, and letting the stories happen around him.
Maybe, all you need is a tutor~
Part of me wants to say sex-king, kek. But no seriously, in highschool, I suppose I found out I'm not a bitch, and I quit acting like one
Of electroswing? Prolly not. Of other things, probably, yes.
Also, have a twofer
first is my favorite nightcore: https://youtu.be/nM-xBn4-R2A
second is a good song made for a game: https://youtu.be/jBYthMSG8no
All night long~
Top tier, even for 3D
You're better for it. People who walk the walk walk over others.
How is sleep going these days?
Becoming a vet is too hard.
What's step one for you?
North Korea is getting scary man
Kinda funny though
It's definitely on my to do list
>Im gonna be in America someday so might as well
Dude honestly I think you're me
Except well, bronze
Nothing wrong though we all have to start somewhere right?
Am I doing something wrong or do people naturally stop replying to me cause I'm a loser?
I swear someday we'll divide by zero.
Won't get rid of me that easily.
It has started. It's going fine, still nervous about my weight training class though.
Pretty good! Yours is from Nichijou right?
I'm good! Just relaxing and playing Rocket League
Same, classes started the other day for me.
Do not expect people to make the first move.
You had every warning sign possible
Keep posting, you're doing it again
Maki! How've you been my man?
I hadn't even started
Who are you, by the way?
Why are you nervous for that? I did a similar thing in early high school and I'm not strong by any means. Just a matter of doing it.
Likewise, and checked. What are you majoring in again?
What's up everyone
Id happily do that, however I think during the day it might actually be a bit too hot
wait akame you didn't leave.
>Im so fucking sorry
I must have missed it, fuck me I'm sorry
heh, you seem like you have matured from those times.
nah, i couldn't see myself harming someone on purpose.
figure that out
still here 4 u
Is it? What are you planning on doing, then?
Step one is, uh... Probably get educated and get a degree. All in good time, for now I'll just keep doing what I'm doing because pic related~.
Yeah, man. I hear they're still executing American butterflies.
>three matching numbers checked
Rocket League seems fun, but a bit stressful.
Good evening, Mai-chan~.
Nothing much at all, you?
It has that nice comedical background vibe going for it. Thanks filthy lolicon
Thanks, I liked the second one best
Ah, nightcore. The genre that isn't considered a genre. I'm not sure where I stand on nightcore. I think it improves some songs but not all songs
Here are my favorite nightcores if you're interested
We're all losers Akame, that's not it
Heroes never die
I sure hope I have, haha
Ok I'm back for good now, hopefully
>Haha, I guess I'll take that. When did you start posting, though? I was away from the threads for a little while
Now I feel guilty for putting blame on you... I started posting some time go I even know anymore. Maybe March? Somewhere in that area. Although I did take a screenshot of which was in February, so it might be earlier.
What's the story with those cool looking gas mask guys? (・ω・)
Do anything fun today?
I'm nervous for everything, I'm not too sure why weight training is spooking me the most. I'll be fine though.
write two 0's on a white board, it makes 8. dividing them confirms its existance.
screw logic, we're writing artistic riddles here
Restore my faith in humanity. Every little bit helps.
I could work for the state doing inspections of farms, zoos, food places, whatever. Work for fish and game, work minimum wage cleaning shit. I got options.
Don't let your dreams die.
Also nothing much, just playing Wow and relaxing.
Where do the bees sleep?
Will do at some point.
That's a very aggressive tilde.
Fuck it, they can't complain, they'd probably deal with a nuclear winter just fine.
Just making the shotgun roulette look better if she's up there to be honest.
Good you shouldn't. Kill him again to feel less bad.
Ay yo Maknificent idol.
What's wew about a lil drinking?
Ah I see. I'm pretty alright on both, but if I have to go fast on mobile i tend to fuck up my thumbs a bit.
Ah okay. You sound perfect for d&d then, you ever play it?
No I'm not you, you're me.
I only really play placement matches just to see where I'd end up. Given some of my plays lately I deserve the rank.
cant wait will be a blast.
always so it seems
Ha, apparently I got 120 free golden gun points for participating in the competitive mode by reaching 57 rank.
Romantically Apocalyptic, a post-apocalyptic web comic.
Hell, anything qualifies as art nowadays.
Except much, much cuter
Good night Kyouko. See you tomorrow
Me neither, I'm really scraping the barrel tonight trying to keep conversation going with people
Baths are way nicer than showers anyway
I've been saving up my energy for 3 months. I'm ready for literally anything. Chili tends to taste better after it's had time to sit and blend the flavours
>W-what are you saying so suddenly
I find that I'm running out of stuff. I'll be resubbing to World of Warcraft soon for the expansion that's coming out in a week
I'll be watching the second part of it tomorrow. I could have finished it all today but I had other things I wanted to do. What time is it?
I prefer to stay alone. Less heartbreak that way
>never had that happen but I don't want to
I like the second one more, too. And yeah, nightcore is weird, but there are a few songs I like it alot more for, these two included in it now, as they're quite good.
Ahh, I think I started posting in November, I think. At least in these threads. I did take a break from these threads for a while too, though
Computer Science with a minor in cyber security
It's some of the most fun you can have. Highly recommend the game!
nope, for every person i help. two others get killed and another commits suicide.
Hahaha, Yeah. In fact, I finished a D&D session last night.
Well, I can't argue that, to be fair
That's good to hear. You seem like a nice person too
I mean when I'm already talking with the few people who bother replying to me
no one really. Joined last week I think
Yeah that's why I thought there was something else
man I didn't think I'd get all these (You)s. Guess that makes me officially an attention whore now
including dog shit.
tumblrism has gone too far
Sounds a lot like my mother. She knew 4 people who killed themselves and 1 murderer.
You must keep their spirits alive~
Doesn't sound like a bad deal. Well, besides that last thing. Hopefully you find something to do that makes you happy!
>Don't let your dreams die.
I hope I don't decide to be too passive and make nothing out of myself.
No motivation at all~. :>
Playing WoW? Any fun still?
Oooh, neat. I'll look into it.
Reminded me of S.T.A.L.K.E.R or something.
How much is it? :>
It's used here exactly to that effect
You're welcome :^)
Don't get yourself too worked up over it. I'm sure you will be. Anything else you're excited for in the upcoming year?
It does, I agree
Go do basic training if you're ready for anything
Parts of it are pretty fun
I'm just doing healthcare, radiology specifically
No I mean literally what is the name of the character
What are you up to today?
That's a nice wall of posts you've built there Doll. What's up with you lately?
Perhaps you hit a concrete wall with no way to proceed, thus eliminating your conversation.
Welcome to the new world.
Another good one is GWTB (Gone with the blastwave)
I also post some stalker art every now and then.
I'm doing what?!
We can just go to a place with AC~
>Like a mall, or a train~
Just some of my own thoughts~
I generally just take my time when on mobile. No need to type fast, the responses will get there eventually.
I suppose I'll switch to my xbone now. So my posts may slow down
Why would anything fun ever happen?
OP never delivers.
Noo don't feel bad about it
name is Akame and thanks. Doing nothing special beside work. How are you?
I guess that's how it feels talking to me
>if she's up there
>welcome home good hunter
Oh the feels
Yeah, everyone got a nice smack of points in the face
I think it was 120 from 50-60 and 150 for 60+
I'm only 130 short of golden shurikens
conversation isn't an obligation. you can just lurk and chill if you want
>there are a few songs I like it alot
got any recommendations?
>these two included in it now, as they're quite good.
I think they're better than their originals
Kill them all Rin
I knew I heard it somewhere before
>Calvin and Hobbes
Goddamn I think I still have 4 leatherbound collector editions of those somewhere
Ayy Renge. I've been well, still trying to get by with life. Started schooling so that's been a focus lately. How about you mang?
Taking a break from studying, you?
You're forever idollozied as the best. What's up?
What's good Cheeki?
heh, it isnt as simple as i made it sound
fuck the new world
Nothing at all. Besides the Non Non Biyori OVA.
Ahh yeah that longer than me.when did you end up leaving and how long were you gone?
maybe, It's fun for me. The new demon hunters are awesome and the invasions give a retarded amount on exp so you can boost the shit out of low level characters. at least until legion comes out
just playing some wow. standard night like always :P
>That just means you just can't break my heart
Holy wow, why were you out so long?
Not a heck of a whole lot. How about yourself?>>701018306
I'll be resubbing to WoW in a couple days. Anything important i miss really?
I'm a scrawny twig. I don't think something like that would go so well for me.
>pets kitty ears
It's good practice for a social situation. Conversations in person generally last about 30 seconds for me. Even at a party and doesn't extend much past "Hi how are you, I'm anon"
Hello Maki, how are you?
>got any recommendations?
I do, but not on me currently, as weird as that sounds
>Kill them all, Rin
Will do Captain
Hmm, probably a couple months, but honestly, I don't remember when
You could always change the subject rapidly.
Not really sure which golden gun I'd take.
That's the spirit.
I wouldn't do that
Raising the sails on the flagship USS Dong :^)
Certainly welcome. I'm doing alright, just tired by now. Already worked a full day and went to two classes. Just zoning out at this point. What kind of work do you do?
I mean I'm pretty sure I have every volume and most of the treasuries but they sure aren't leatherbound
I don't know if I've ever mentioned it, but I decided at age 5 that I'm naming my son Calvin should I ever have one and I still stand by that
Likewise, school started up for me just a couple days ago. I'm in exactly the same boat, really. What's your major?
School year, calendar year, whatever works. Everyone should be excited for the non non OVA. I know I'm biased but I love that show so much.
I mean honestly I am too and I still got through it
But then again it was air force
I love post apocalyptic Russia games and art. Bookmarking it as we speak~.
Mmm, you ever play Misery?
Hm? I'm sure fun things would happen to you if you put yourself out more!
Favorite show of all time for me. 10/10 mastapiece. What's your favorite part of it, besides Renge? I'd have to say the soundtrack.
we are still watching cowboy bebop in the stream if you wanna come kick it.
we're on episode 3
ayy little squid
I'm not really good at this sometimes I'll just pretend I have to leave
I repair car washes. I drive a service truck in the region
Oh cool, what kind of character you running?
I've always wanted to get into it, but my friends and I are too retarded to get something set up.
Gotta impress papa Trump.
Not a whole lot, frantically sorting uni stuff and I'm in bed at the moment, what about you Renge?
Oh pray, do tell.
True, but I feel when the threads fast if you take too long you kinda lose the convo a bit.
>Perfect life with waifu
>heart is kill
The struggle is real.
The name game has stepped up I see. Nothing much, chilling in bed, how's studying?
Was it summerfags? Tell me who made you do this?!
$20 on Steam, and it's also on Xbox and PlayStation too
Damn, that sounds really difficult. Anything specific you want to do with that?
going public ay? i like that.
>a clothe changing booth is the fucking best~
na man i do, i really made you feel bad and thats literally the thing that i hate most. I let people i care for down too easy and i hate myself for it
wait but if i am you, then why are you so much like me?
just keep playing, thats all i have to say.
also i pretty much spam ranked so i get elo pretty fast on a good day
so now you want me to come?
you are a mess tomoko
You just need to pique the interests of people, shouldn't be too hard.
Yeah man. Love hardcore S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
Thinking about getting the Metro games soon
It's hard to say a favorite show for me but it's way up there. So comfy. The soundtrack is fantastic, I was actually listening to it today at work. Renge is obviously life but I really like the scenes where it just shows the quiet town and all the brief nature scenes.
Oh, that's pretty neat. I just do shitty fucking warehouse work so honestly that sounds like a substantial step up from where I am.
I just got all my uni stuff straightened out yesterday. Just worked the whole day and went to a couple classes in the evening and now I'm chilling out and posting in thread. What are you majoring in?
Be a radiologist, kek
First just get an associate's and be a radiology tech and sort of work my way up from there
It's a long road but I'm started down the path.
i guess i am. nothing to hold onto
fuck the spirit while im at it.
hell, get over here, lets make some orphans.
im assosiated with the chinese mob and multiple drug dealers.
money laundering ect.
i do nothing, i let others do everything.
unless you count green
I have no problem with conversations. Usually I'm the one who keeps them going. Just a matter of playing some mind games and practice. A great one I do is
"Hi, I'm anon"
"Hi, I'm X"
"Oh right, weren't you a friend of Y?" (even if he's not)
From this point the conversation usually keeps itself going and you're past those first 30 seconds of doom
Just some advice from my experience
Alright, good luck Rinrin
I'm torn between Roadhog (the hook now also turns gold), Mei (the liquid in the abominable gun turns white and golden knife) or genji (golden odachi for maximum weeaboo)
Yeah apparently they're pretty old. I don't even know where we got them from
That's a good name. I like that name. Don't have kids though
Doll please I don't need these feels right now
And neither do you
Then it's all good <3
Well, I have school to go back to in 2 weeks, so that's not something that woould work out well anyway.
>I was in the cadets when I was younger and have issues with rank systems
/waifu/ posters should be exempt from late nights at work. This is a new law we must get world leaders to agree on
Morgiana from Magi is my waifu.
Yeah, the cancer got to dangerous levels
Running a Satyr assassin, but that's very different from my usual playstyle
>Be a radiologist, kek
My father has been saying this for years
How does one get a job there? i might need the work after college~
It wasn't your fault I'm happy you didn't mean to
I'll try that thank you
Honestly I'd rather go back to my shitty hardware job right now. It's really stressing and my boss is a maniac
what is up
Mostly the pre-legion events. Inasions and Demon Hunters came out. They are really fun
helloo whats up?
Those are pretty good games, and the books aren't bad either, although they tell a bit different story than the games.
That's a waste of good alcohol.
Now we're getting it on.
I'd probably just take Zarya or D.Va considering that I actually play them.
No problem at all.
Metro: Last Light is fucking spooky man.
Sounds like fun my man. Haha, what we do best.
Heyo Alice, I'm doing pretty good at the moment. How about you?
On the second week, been alright so far. Heh, it's not a bad boat ride, so far at least. Marketing, maybe business communication if things don't work out. You?
Still hanging in there. Sounds really relaxing. Boring and tedious, been reviewing stuff for about 2 hours, need to sit back for a bit.
>What do you think I'm saying?
Shit, is it only a week away?! I guess I'll finally preorder it tonight then. Thought I still had another month.
Just got dinner, and now I'm staring at a laptop on its way out of this world. Sad day.
>Petting the ears
More like a fishing boat. :^)
I suppose that's true. But my conversations when on mobile generally aren't very complex so it's hard to lose.
Oh~? You like the idea~?
>I've always wanted to try a classroom~
Damn, well best of luck man! Idk what I want to with mine, but I figure I have options with that.
you need something they want.
and a connection.
not a waste at all, its better use than what i had planed for it.
how many times we gonna go?
That's what I hear! I want to recapture how I felt in the labs from SoC, so I think it sounds like fun
You read the Metro books? Godtier shit.
you can hold onto me now
>not that im stable
if two messes hold on to each other will there be balance?
except that it was my fault, im glad you accept my apology though. I like you too much to lose you over this.
i might go to sleep soon though, you got anynore plans?
i really do, i have never been outside with someone im sure its kinda exciting
>during class, you under a desk?
They got lucky this year... next time. We should build a wall
Just doing smash bros training. Seeing if I could do something.
Kids are probably not in my future based on the fact that I'm a permavirgin but I like to think of it anyway
Calvin Martin for a son and Mira Michelle for a daughter, I think.
I could definitely understand an issue with a rank system, I think I just fell into it pretty naturally. And yeah, that would pretty much but the kibosh on it.
I did a radiology internship a while ago and it's the only thing I've found that genuinely seems worth the trouble of getting there
You can sit in a dark room and not talk to patients and just look at pictures of people's insides all day
Mm, I'm sorry to hear that. Are the hours and pay good at least?
Sounds pretty solid, how are you liking it so far? Healthcare, gonna go on the radiology track.
aaaand we're back to flaccid
We could be like the people in that picture but you always criticizing my dong
Thank man, and good luck yourself! Yeah, more often than not the actual nature of the degree isn't as important as the fact that you have a degree at all anyway.
Could always consume the alcohol.
We could always ponder the meaning of LLLC too.
That's actually a really good idea... Usually when I try to continue a conversation I just grasp at straws to try and find something we can talk about that we have in common
I played the Demon Hunter a bunch during the beta. They seem really fun but I intend to main a Death Knight this expansion. I didn't play them during the beta cause I didn't want to spoil it for the actual leveling
Not doing too badly. Thinking about going to bed soon
>T-this is all so s-sudden, is it really okay?
>I wish people made actual decent fan art of my poor Alice
Yup, comes out on the 30th. I need to sub a couple days before to level my Death Knight up to 100 to be ready
It doesn't make sense to me that, just because someone has more whatever than you that you should have to follow their terrible ideas. Or that they should receive credit for telling people what to do and fucking off to do whatever while it gets done
Welcome back darling <3
i don't know who you are
you could be a loli bully in disguise
i was planning on burning it because it wasn't rum.
if we do that the point of everything we have done would become meaningless, i would like to avoid such an act
thats why I dont ever want to play wow betas. I dont want to ruin the actual experience when its done
And most employers want to see experience anyway from what I've heard
>I am Big Boss and so are you
>No, he's the two of us, together
Rankeds not for me really, can't go AP mid Rammus there.
Wait by elo do you mean the old system they used which still sorta exists?
Proper hectic stuff, but think I've got a leash on it. I'm doing physics myself, what about you?
I know, one day though we'll all be united with our waifus somehow, we can't lose hope. Hey lucid dreamings worth a shot, I mean she does exist in a dream after all.
Oh sounds cool, what's your usual style? Gonna guess wizard?
On the train to snoozeville, yourself?
As always. It is, all snuggled up here.
Ah hitting the books hard then? Yeah it's a right pain but it's only temporary. What're you studying for? Exam anytime soon?
I am rather curious...
It's not even really about that, it's just by the time you got the reply out I feel the other person kinda zones out a bit.
I'll try to keep that in mind so I don't end up making a fool of myself like this again
I was also thinking about going to sleep soon my c_t_e
training like tutorial or like you're really into it and you're practicing on a high level?
It's decent but I don't feel like it's worth what it's making me go through. Anyway I'm looking for another job right now
That's a horrible waste of it.
I for one believe that we would just find another paradox.
So, up to anything interesting?
>Rise of Iron is next month
>Finally back to hating the game
I was doing training mode. I was trying to do something passive not aggressive like combos.
oh shit. Well we can always try our best right?
whats the worst that could happen?
>I understand this is MGS refference but the big question is: what
>never played them sorry
kek no ap rammus ranked will get you flamed im sure, and no i meant LP but i always say elo for some reason, its in my system
>which is really weird bc when i started playing ranked it was already removed
that was real cheeki, but not today friend
well we can always go together, im going right now so will you join later?
>also im gonna sleep, might answer to some late posts.
That's easily the most important thing in any industry
It's just the matter of actually breaking into the industry, and in the case of something like healthcare all the certifications you need in the first place.
That's some quality play right here
I really miss going full movespeed Rammus on dominion and just constantly backdooring the enemy points. I'm doing healthcare and going on that radiology track. What drew you into physics?
Then best of luck on that job hunt. It ain't easy but I'm sure there's something out there with a less batshit crazy boss.
I can totally understand that. The whole idea, I suppose, is to trust that the people above you are actually making effective and intelligent decisions and working in their own right, which requires a system capable of weeding out those who have progressed up through the ranks but become less effective over time.
Night Yuno, sleep well
This is a nice image.
How are you?
i would rather be entertained by the flames than have sub-par spirits in my body.
i think we should question the meaning of paradox, as in. why do they exist, why should they exist, when will they stop?
On the same train.....but i have to get my rogue too 100 first before I'm allowed to sleep
Not so much this late. Gonna call it a night soon after a few more games of something. What are you up to?
What characters do you practice?
Yeah please warm up my side of the bed
Yeah let's hope so. I'd take pretty much anything else at this point haha
Definitely. There's all sorts of certifications for computer security as well, and depending on the certs you have you can get paid a hell of a lot more. CISSP is one of the most demanded and hard to get ones.
Still feeling like shit. Been getting sick last few hours.
You never know if you don't try them.
That is a whole new quandary.
Just playing music and going through some vodka before bed.
Thanks, think the soloing sufferage is finally getting to me
RIP, how long did it last?
Pretty intriguing, makes you think on how you approach things. Cover all the angles when appealing to the public. Ooh sounds pretty cool, how's that been?
Nice to hear. Ah well sleep well when you do, slowly winding down myself a bit.
The construction of a well fabricated Ad along with reading general market trends.
It's what I do, clutch at the right moment. Man that sounds really nice, tired as well. Yeah trying to, you're right about that. Nah no exam, or at least I didn't pick up on one. Just trying to set maybe 2 days a week where that's my focus for the day.
That guy with the scooter infected you with the gay
You'll be better by tomorrow <3
I'd really like to try it sometime~
>Walking around with it in me afterwards sounds delightful~
>Under, on top, either works~
I only criticize with the truth bby. :^)
>I don't see why it wouldn't be.
>You've looked on all the boorus?
I personally went hunter, when I was originally going to go Blood DK. I miss tanking, but I dunno. Something about the new play style is kinda meh.
Are you now?
I zone out regardless, but can generally manage to snap back to a conversation.
I knew a guy in that industry and he was talking about exactly that
Said it's possible to break into the industry without so much as a degree if you have the certs
Not what I do, I can promise you that
I sell my life away for 10 dollars an hour and just lift a bunch of boxes all day
I get really interested in that kind of stuff. Not enough to do it as a career, really, but I imagine that I think more in-depth about marketing tactics and approaches than the average bear. And today was just the second day of class so it's hard to say but I think I'm going to like it.