anon,
what has been your greatest mistake in life ?
>>701005948
alcohol ruined my life, feels bad man
birth
Finding 4chan
Being born pretty much.
>>701005948
Not killing myself when I thought I was actually going to go through with it.
be a push boy around my ex. we could be still together..
>>701005948
3rd wife
blew all my cash on stupid shit and stupid "friends" who never paid me back and haven't seen in years, keep your paper to yourself; spend more time planning than spending, keep people at arms reach, no closer...
when I was 23 I volunteered to put my needs second with the anticipation that the favor would be payed back to me.
>>701005948
I once told anon that OP wasn't a massive faggot. I fucked up bad.
>>701005948
Not talking to my ex last november
>first time fucking a girl in the ass
>didn't know what to do
>rammed whole thing in immediately
>my dicks face when I go balls deep
>pushes me off
>she goes home
>never saw her again
Havent done it since, good times
Losing my virginity
>>701007223
story?
Letting a guy suck my dick
>>701005948
Taking a break right after high school. I'm 33 yrs old now and still taking a break. Also my ex that ruined 6years of my life.
stuck my dick in crazy.
Staying friends with my crush.
Fuckin hate her now
>>701006685
True man.
Married and divorced a female sociopath
From most to least recent:
>not pursuing her harder
>letting that one go
>not getting on a proper career track
>not jumping off that goddamn bridge when I had a chance
>>701007428
what happened anon
>>701007426
Done that but that tight 16yr old pussy was worth the crazy
>>701007705
its never too late to find someone new or a new job anon
Trying heroin
>>701007426
Same, and I got crazy pregnant.
>>701007428
That happened to me too, except she was my best friend
>>701005948
>Bought a brand new 30k$ car at 20yo
>Didn't buy property during the 2008 crash, had 100k in funds.
>Bought another new vehicle
>This time a gas guzzling truck
>Invested 20% of my pay to a 401k that is doing fuck-all, for about 10 years.
>Joined the military
>Then got out after 14 years
>>701007870
seriously get help. ive already lost too many people to it anon. you will most likely die.
>>701005948
Not coming out of the closet sooner. I could never find a decent jacket to go with my outfit in less than 30 min
probably picking up smoking
>started with 14
>smoking 1-2 packs a day ever since i was 16
>23 now
saying fuck it after people were saying i was fat in high school ,i was like 10 pounds over other guys my height so i stopped giving a fuck and embrace being the fat guy who eats a lot ,plays video games ,drinks way too much at parties and is the class clown.
im 26 now and really fuckin fat and i cant shake that behavior and way of thinking
Having you around the house son!
>>701007750
4 years of my life down the drain. bitch tried saying a fucking ginger was my kid. joke was on her im a spic and no one in my family has ever been ginger. best 100 bucks ever spent.
>>701005948
Living. No fucks given.
>inb4 edge claims
>>701007705
>>701007861
Or a new bridge to jump from
Smoking weed, I'm not responsible enough for this when there's legal pot a block away.
>>701007989
Yeah, I haven't used in 5 years but like you said, anyone I used to call a friend is dead or in prison.
Those who aren't are on the methadone clinic and just wasting away.
It just sucked because I wasted so many years doing dope when I could have gotten a higher education.
Now I'm stuck at mcdonalds probably for life.
Oh well, still sober!
>>701005948
Cheating on a good woman who really didn't deserve it.
>>701008339
They all deserve it; don't worry
>>701007298
She went nutty started cutting and now she's cut me off completely
>>701007870
Me too anon, worst god damn decision of my life. I just didn't realize how perfect a drug I would find it to be. Then I thought I could manage it and it'd actually help me. Now I hate it and hate that I'm too much of a bitch to get off it.
>>701008339
lmao. Nice choice of picture.
Not dumping my gf and her 3 kids who aren't mine, for a 19yo nymphomaniac when I had the chance
Being fucken born
Tried to be something other than myself. 6 years of my life wasted because I wanted to impress people. now those people are either dead or elsewhere.
I have two close friends, my wife and my father left in my life. I am happier than I have been my entire life. I play games, work, read, hunt, drink. All those years spent in utter misery. Oh well, I'm a better person for it.
>>701008441
shitty sentiment for a Mother's Day card
>>701006493
mind sharing your story?
ive been a male camwhore for about 2 years and it has fucked me up mentally
if anyone wants details ask away im bored
>>701005948
Coming back to the U.S. instead of staying in Korea.
Trying to save these hoes
>>701006685
this
>>701008023
I know it has a reputation as a mouth fedora
I know not everyone finds it an adequate replacement
But have you tried vaping?
>>701007148
I learnt the hard way this isn't how things work :/
>>701006493
Please elaborate. This is what greentext is for.
>>701008485
What helped me quit was loperamide.
It's the ingredient in anti diarrhea pills you can get over the counter.
I was shooting up at least 2 grams a day and I was able to get off using the loperamide.I would take 20 pills at a time and wait a few hours, and I would feel normal again, not high but not withdrawing either.you should give it a shot bud
>>701006493
Same here man.... same here.
Took me a while to get back on my feet, but I did it. Still hope!
>>701008475
I wouldn't blame yourself for that
Wasting from 18 to 21yo with a controlling bipolar bitch.
>>701007426
Details?
>>701008339
this
>>701008173
I'm glad I didn't make it past a year Fuck that shit I prob would've killed her and myself after 2
>>701008907
how has it fucked you up?
Allowing my current love run me through an emotional rollercoaster.
>Not dumping my gf and her 3 kids who aren't mine
just dump her.
>>701009101
Does that really work? I might try it. Can't stand being sick, like at all.
My girlfriend at the time had an abortion. I wish she hadn't
>>701008485
:(
Heroin is a bitch, it's the only drug I won't let people joke about around me.
>>701008327
You can still educate yourself. You live in an amazing time where millions of educational resources are literally at your finger tips for free.
I fucked a nigger
>>701008023
>>701008967
I would also recommend vaping, ignore the pussies, it's so much better for you and cheaper too.
>>701005948
impregnating my cousin
>>701006685
/thread
I was a mistake, does that count?
>>701008268
Beat me to it anon. Hope he jumps.
>>701009802
o yea? enlighten me. where can i study for free? i live in uk.
>>701005948
either weed or letting my stepmother do the shit she did
i put my dick in crazy
I just made the biggest mistake of my life
>>701009802
>So why should we hire you anon?
>Well, I learned a bunch of math on the internet.
>>701008774
Having less people means they matter more and you can give them more attention, I'm glad you have them anon
>>701008327
Get certified in something valuable like welding. Way cheaper than a college education and pays well. Trades are the way yo go if you don't want to do school
>>701006685
/thread
>>701005948
Never getting into shape, resulting in shit confidence due to shame of body
i bring shame to famiriy
Stole a thing, got caught a while after the incident
Still ruining my life
>>701010279
we all have at least one, my nigga
>>701009118
Eh, I had the perfect opportunity and time to go talk to her but I didnt
>>701010203
On your computer. You can download the exact books used at universities and start working through them at your own pace. Practice your skills and build up a portfolio of work you did on your own to show to an interviewer. If the company is worth its salt, it won't care what your credentials are so long as you can perform the job because that's all they want from you.
existence
I think we have been sent here as some sort of punishment
Masturbating to BBC/Sissy Hypno. Now nothing else gets me off and I've had a chance to lay three different women but I couldn't get hard for them.
Shit sucks, but at least I don't have to worry about getting someone pregnant I guess.
>>701010692
https://streamable.com/yvwz
selling around 7000 bitcoins for fucking 2000 bucks.
if only i have known...
>>701010871
>https://streamable.com/yvwz
Been looking for this, thanks. Miz crushed him.
>>701005948
Leaving California
I love you Michelle
>>701008907
>male camwhore f
there are male camwhores ?!?
>>701009618
I had my doubts at first, but it really does work.it's like 3 or 4 bucks for a bottle.I only had to take them for like 4 days, they last at least 12 hours so it's the cheapest way to quit and to be honest, the easiest.I just sat around for a week chillen and smokin a little bit of weed if I started to crave heroin.also stay away from all your old homies they'll drag you back into it before you even realize.
>>701011100
google /wooo/ and dont tell them you came from 4chan or /asp/
>>701010853
Better men have killed themselves.
I think you know what to do.
>>701010824
You can't be responsible for another persons actions.
Not knowing if I should move north or west. I'm in SD
Believing I had met my soul mate
>>701005948
Studying bullshit in university instead of something that would have helped me in my field. Although to be fair I didn't know what I wanted to do, but when I figured it out I would have been able to side step the entry level work.
Also, I should have kept that friends with benefits thing going with that big assed, big tittied Asian bitch.
>>701010008
Greentext now
not looking enough glues.
always look for glues, when magpies are around.
>I lend my laptop to my girlfriend by then for 2 days so she could finish and deliver a project for college
> I never thought about all the shit I had there (all gifs/webs/images/etc..) basically my 4chan folder which were pretty much very well hidden
>she got nosey and found all that shit, including some gore webs and freaked out
> handled over my laptop to the police
> they didn't find anything illegal but they told me I was "disturbed" and they also told me they'd monitor me (don't know if bullshit or actually did it)
>all friends and family knew about the "incident!"
>the most beautiful woman I had ever seen in my life dumped me like I was the worst scum in the world and spread the word that I was a "psychopath" and how close she dodge the bullet
>all "friends" believed her
>I had to move out the city I lived, I couldn't stand all the gazes I was getting and vandalism first to my house, latter to my parent's house, not to mention hate mail of people who bought all the shit I was being dissed about
>I haven't talked to my parents ever since (they don't want to talk to me)
> I've got a new life in another state and I live with the constant feeling I had done something horrible wrong in the past which I didn't
>I make good money though, have a great job and my twins coming
>that "incident" ruined my life for about 4 years
>never lend your pc/laptop to anyone unless they're supervised by you
>>701005948
Dating a woman with kids. They're less mature, emotionally stunted, and way too dependent
>>701007223
Ironically, me too
>>701005948
Being so afraid of failure when I was younger.
Getting married.
>>701013707
lies
>>701013707
Damn, encryption bro
>>701013707
If this story is true... my god did you fuck up. Gotta encrypt that stuff.
>>701005948
Getting married
>>701013888
I wished those were lies and just a bad dream for 4 years, I fucking did bitch
>Drugs, mostly heroïn
>Never been on my father graveyard
>>701013707
>Not using hidden folders
Played yourself
>>701008155
Do us a few funny tricks then. How about you pretend you're a monkey, and jump around a bit? Record it and post here. I love clowns!
>>701008268
Do a backflip
>>701008848
You think they're still talking, after she let him be fucked in the ass for cash, by older men she'd entice in the streets?
>>701005948
not getting married at a young age. im now 29 and dont even care about dating anymore, i have a nice place,great job etc.. but no gf
>>701006493
please share
>>701014543
>i have a nice place,great job
you might not had that if you got married anon.
Getting to damn curious and jacking off to gay shit, it's really stupid how something so small kind of ruined me, oh well.
>>701013707
Sounds legit to me
>>701014643
This.
>be poor
>get an Arts degree
>still poor
I realized studying art is only for the rich. Man I was dump kid.
Watch a born films
Got drunk, did some klonipens and then messed around with somebody I shouldnt have. She was sober and knew how fucked I was. If I was a woman I could say I'd been raped, but since I have a cock and therefore a functional brain, I am solely responsible. Never heard a word of it afterwards, but fuck man,it could ruin my life (and a few others) if it got out. Eagerly awaiting the day when I can say: fuck man that was ten goddamn years ago, I hardly even remember! But I do remember.
>>701015054
the worst part..... I'm just guessing....you ended up with a shit-ton of debt for a useless degree,right?
>Try hardcore Drugs
>Get Schizophrenia
>>701008327
Go into construction. Electrical, HVAC, plumbing, painting. Hell general construction pays people good money to sweep floors and move shit around. You can find work the trades are starving for good workers.
MDMA. Had some seriously good times, honestly LOTS OF 'EM, and for years. Now i basically have brain damage at 27, i fear i ruined my future just for bunch of parties.
>>701015572
yes it is. But also the time I wasted too.
moving to the usa
shouldve stayed in the netherlands
>>701015706
how do you know you have schizo?
>>701015736
But that is not prestigious. What about sales?
>>701013879
Why do you regret getting married? Wrong woman? Or did you just get married too early?
>>701015833
then move back, we're full!
>>701015897
not every idiot is cut out to be a salesman, it's its science
>>701015706
many addicts are falsly diagnosed with schizophrenia
do you still do drugs, pills or alcohol?
Forgetting to turn my headlights on. Drove a Chevy for a long time, the lights came on automatically. Switched to a Mazda. Crossed that intersection with about a million illegal things in my car. Bong, bowl, 2 bags of weed, percs, klonopin, 4 hits of acid 6 open alcohol containers (underage).
>>701014543
Your life is basically meaningless then.
At least when you get married and have children you can leave a legacy. Maybe your children will become president one day and change the world, but as it stands you're just useless on this planet.
Men were not put on this planet to work, retire, then die.
>>701010344
>So why should we hire you anon?
>Well, I learned a bunch of math in some building somewhere
>>701016252
Shit, my whole point with the switching of cars was that I wasn't used to having to manually switch on my headlights when I got my Mazda.
>>701005948
When I quit the executive banquet chef job.
Not moving out of my parents at a young age. Spend a couple nights bring homeless and really regret all that was time in vidya and 4chan
>>701016274
>Men were not put on this planet to work, retire, then die.
Then tell me wise master what are we on this planet for?
>>701014543
you're 29.... plenty of time
>>701016274
you're a moron
>>701015866
>Started hearing voices. Really made me deranged.
>involuntary movements (tourette tier)
>Lost friends
>Started talking weirdly
I do take drugs nowadays for the treatment of it. But they make me drowsy
>>701008327
>Doing a bunch of dope
>not getting a higher education
I think you met your goals famalam.
>>701016542
I can't tell you that, but I can tell you that being born, and waiting to die alone is one of the most useless things that you can do. It's pathetic, just a useless work bee husk of a human.
>>701016544
>you're a moron
It's easy to throw baseless insults. We used to do it all of the time as children.
>>701016325
>I spent 4 years in a building with highly qualifying professionals teaching me maths while I had to prove myself under stressful situations. I make a lot of contacts that are on my field and I have a paper that guaranties I have gained the knowledge that you require from me.
>I sat home, ate doritos and watched some khan academy fam.
>>701015897
as prestigious as McDonald's? Min. Wage is 7.25 here. I've been in one year and I make more than double that, I. Three more in be making quadruple that, low cost of living ensure that I can provide a family with a comfortable life.>>701015897
I'm 27, got a fiance and we're waiting to have a kid for two more years. I'm going to be making goddamn good money because I fucking worked my ass off and do it every day. Leave the prestige for the trust fund babies, worry abour carving out your own comfy hole in this world. Or go fuck yourself , doesn't matter to me
>>701015212
who was it and why is it so bad?
>>701010322
tell?
I should have made my friend stay the night with me on that night. Maybe then when he had a heart attack that night I could have gotten him to a hospital. I would still have the only reason I don't kill myself
Born
Going to college and getting in debt
>>701010946
Holy shit you fucked up
>>701016764
then what should i do in life?
>>701013707
the fuck? i have hardcore christian parents and i literally told them i do hard drugs after they found my stash and all that happened is they made me go to a therapist who was like "yea just don't do anymore till you move out" that was two years ago, i still live with my parents, still do acid and dmt, molly all that, nothing came of it
hella other psychopathic shit like telling girls i wanna rape them and stuff
idk, you must live in a small town
>>701016274
>Men were not put on this planet to work, retire, then die.
Sure. But neither to just have kids, unless you try to find meaning of life in what religion tell you, or unless you think our lives haven't evolved past that of our primitive ancestors.
There is no meaning in life, and everyone will die with lots of regrets. The point is doing what doesn't make you hate yourself and allows you to have a few glimpses of true happiness now and then.
If you managed to make your situation even better than this, then power to you.
>>701005948
being a NEET retard, not having ways or be a total idiot in making money
>mfw im a gamer in a chad body (thanks genetics), getting 9-10/10 girls without having to work for it, and they all leave because i suck at monies, its full pain, its sucks
i just never learned, my parents gave me everything
>>701005948
Emotionally investing in a non-family member.
>>701007325
Same, same
Fallng in love
>>701017528
underage b&
>>701017325
i like your honesty
>>701016782
>I spent four years procrastinating, and cheating my way through some institute of education. And look I've got some writing on a piece of paper wow. Someone wrote that, a guy like another person just wrote some shit on a piece of paper, I just jumped through enough loops to get it.
>Yeah I put adequate effort into learning certain subjects, I developed skills and gained knowledge. Here's vast evidence of my abilities.
>>701005948
Cigarettes
>>701017214
I am just an anonymous person on a message board, and I know absolutely nothing about you. Only you can decide that. If you want your life to have meaning, then have children, raise them and teach them everything. Read lots of books. Try to do something truly impactful while you're still alive. Don't live a life full of regrets, and "should have done's"
>>701017309
>There is no meaning in life, and everyone will die with lots of regrets
That's the key. Do as much as you can to limit the amount of regret you have when you're on your death bed. Nothing means anything. I don't even believe what I'm saying most of the time, nor do I believe my own thoughts.
I didn't say "I love you too" I pushed her away instead (emotionally) because she was 18 and i was 26. I loved her so much and I thought it was what was best for her. She was the best friend I've ever had and for the last ten years I've missed her.
>>701017278
I tried to talk to my parents and explain that "yes, they found that shit in my laptop but....." take a guess.... I did my best to try to explain baby boomers about the internet and shit....went wrong. They literally told me they wanted me out of their lives. that's what hurt me the most, my own parents giving me their backs for just keeping appearances, I tried to called them a bunch of times to get it right with them and they would hang up on me. it's been 2 years since I completely gave up and don't know anything about them. Had to tell my current girlfriend they're dead and it's going to be kept that way.
Getting married.
Drinking too much, fucking a trap, and feeling like a fag
not pursuing dramatic arts as soon as i left school after my family shut me down on the idea and now i'm working a job i despise
>>701008919
Go back to Korea.
>>701009476
Leave her forever and stop talking to her.
>>701009621
Find another woman you like and see if she's willing to have a child with you.
>>701009889
Kill yourself.
>>701012390
Flip a coin and pick one. If you don't like it after a few months, choose the other one.
>>701014031
Get a divorce.
>>701017099
There are federal and private organizations that forgive college debt in the U.S. Look them up with a little more determination.
God that was easy. Don't any of you have any harder ones?
>>701009936
>>701008023
>>701008967
(You) fags
>>701010825
Sounds nice. In the US if you don't have a piece of paper from a university you can fuck right off.
>>701009618
It hits the opiate receptors in your brain if you take enough. We call it a Mad Margaret here, but I've heard withdrawal stories. I doubt it would be as bad as from Heroine tho.
Seriously pushed away and ignored anyone that ever wanted to be close to me. Even in the most perfect situations I just didn't act. No friends. Too ashamed to even visit my own dad. NEET. Poor body image and anxiety.
>>701012669
This
>>701014543
get a puppy or kitten.
>>701013707
What a fucking cunt. Good thing you didn't stay with her though, it would have sucked dick.
>>701018716
Not always true. Networking skills in Linux pay very well if you're good at it
>>701018956
oh yeah, but who among us hasn't been in such situation? if you're that little bastard you thought you had it all figured out... at your early twenties........you were missing something and you'll never know what it was, and I assure you it could have changed your life for the better :)
>>701015739
Shit man i feel that
Dropping out of college 2 months after starting. I'm 31 now struggling like a young freshman but at least I'm back in school tryina make something for myself.
>>701019227
what? does what you wrote make sense to you?
>>701019328
What are you studying now?
>>701015736
can confirm. they get paid like engineers but just have to work their asses off for it
source: engineer that bosses around construction workers.
>>701015212
Details, you two pump chump
Never coming out of my shell
>>701019227
I quit a well paid job in my late 20s to study my passion. University killed my passion for the subject by teaching a load of bullshit I'll never use. Took a gap year to work in the field and actually had to teach myself a lot to be able to do the job.
>>701018716
I'm a self taught programmer and I literally learned it all from stackoverflow/youtube and a bunch of other sites. I make $26 per hour and have a pretty good steady income although at the beginning it was all freelancing, later I got the job at an advertising company and I supervised new-grads with degrees, you've got not excuses in not wanting to improve yourself, give it a shoot
>>701019449
Hospitality Management and Culinary. I'd like to travel the world with my food skills.
>>701005948
Beer
Started drinking at age of 15 beacuse I had a case of crippling depression based of existensial dread, self-loathing and toughts keeping awake at night.
Picture a A+ student, whose life would have gotten far and probably be a contributing member of society, but he never enjoyed a single day of his life being a robot with no friends.
So, big bro gave him a beer to cheer him up.
I'm 21 now
Never stopped, and ended up working as a teacher.
>>701019417
read it again, you'll never know what it was and I'm not telling you :)
>read it as many times as needed till it drives you insane
not taking my sport as seriously as I should have. I'm not upset with my current life situation right now, though I could have pushed myself the extra mile to actually be better when I was a freshman in high school.
Doing my sport in college (D3), but I could have had better success in high school and gotten the recognition I deserved by my school instead of getting looked over like I was an average narp like the rest of the masses.
looking back
>>701008919
Cody?
>>701005948
not shooting upmy highschool.
>>701008155
You can do whatever you want bro. Just want it. I promise. 325 to 178
>>701015833
Agreed. My waifu is from the Netherlands. I hope to be her husbando.
>>701005948
Being born a male
>>701005948
Taking the ritalin i was prescribed, being myself, doing ether and not having killed myself 5 years ago
>>701005948
Saying "Fuck it" to school and leaving at 14 to focus on Xbox and drugs, I am now 21, broke, living in my Parents house with no job, no job prospects and years of solitude have destroyed my social skills and confidence so getting back into edumucatshun is harder than a priest in a playground
finding 4chan
intentionally failing my studies
meeting her
breaking up
not letting go
existing
staying up late
not letting go
disappointing my parents
>>701021061
I met a beautiful, fun, skinny blonde named Victoria who, for whatever reason, was really into me.
A fucking psychotic bitch I had no business being involved with deleted Vic's number from my phone and started stalking me. I was a loser with no self-esteem and liked the attention, so I let it go and fucked around with this girl until it blew up in a major, dramatic way that nearly ruined my life.
I should have called Victoria before psycho could delete her number. My life might be drastically different today.
kitteh porn at 14+ / 8 in the fed at 18.
30+ no life
just say nyet
Ok... This is a long one. I was an 18 year old, started hanging around some black friends, started smoking crack, dropped out of a major uni, finally got laid (lost my v card) to a crack whore. Then, got a job, worked my way up, got a roommate, and he had a girlfriend who was a cute whore, and I met her mom, and she was a whore too. So, being a horny loser, I started sleeping with her. I used condoms at first, but eventually I had to see what it was like to not. But, one night, I ate her out, and passed out. The next day, my throat was sore. I thought it was nothing. I started having white puss-filled tiny dots in the back of my throat, and the glands under my chin were really hard and painful. I went to doctors and they tried antibiotics several times. Didn't do shit. Doctors gave up, and said its an unknown virus. My body eventually figured a way to attack it, but it still comes back with any sickness I get. Some other symptoms are hard puss-filled sacks appearing randomly on (or in) my body, that are really scary when they appear around my heart or on a testicle. Oh, and it comes back if I get drunk, too. So, eating out a whore was the worst decision... Worse than crack.
>>701019878
Pls post sites. I'd love to teach myself something lucrative for a change.
>>701021686
could you type this out in actual words
Trusting someone and then ending up getting raped by them and alcohol.
>>701021762
Thats awful man, sorry about that
>>701022374
Thanks. I'm almost 100% positive I'll get some kind of cancer from it. Psoriasis was also a bonus (probably from my immune system going full-throttle constantly)
>>701005948
Not running across your stinky sorry ass and killing you, that's my greatest mistake.
>>701005948
introducing my gf to interracial porn.
Not using my BBC for what it was meant to do as instead becoming a super-depressed anime nerd who can only scrape the bottom of the barrel.
>>701022835
Yikes really I've always been afraid to even broach that subject (porn) with any of my girlfriends. How'd that go
>>701005948
There have been a few I would rank equally
1) My university girlfriend
> She was hot
> Got honey potted hard
> Went out with her for 2.5 years
> Don't want to count all the money I spent
> Basically thought we would get married after university (she confirmed this)
> Broke up with her because her family are backwards who do not approve of interracial relationships
2) Lost $380k in 1 hour trading in equities
> Be prop equity trader
> Had a good week
> Was up $2m for that quarter
> Needed haircut, thought I'd sneak out of the office mid session to get a cut on high street
> Run into ex-gf, bitch pisses the fuck out of me
> I stop to talk to her, she says "don't talk to me"
> I say in a loud voice "bitch, I've fucked you every way possible, you think I still want you? Fuck off"
> Go to haircut place find that the wait is too long/should have made appointment
> Go back to office in range mode and do some damage until someone points out to me that "Dude, what are you doing, this is not you, look, take a break, go home"
3) Girlfriend called "Dragon face" - that's what my friends and family called her
> Be 2 years younger than me
> Thinks she's smarter than she thinks
> Totally submissive but tries to act dominant
> Buy a house for her to live in (I travel every 2 weeks for work so wanted a mistress type situation/trophy girlfriend)
> Her parents come from overseas and decide to live in the house too, rent free
> She says I cant live in the house cause her parents are there
> Her parents showed me absolutely no respect at all, her dad is a drunk, her mother is a know it all trophy wife/bitch/whore/cumslut/dumb shit
> End up having to tell her mum to fuck herself and get off my property after she kept picking arguments
> I actually loved herl, we still talk every now and then, I call her when I'm really angry or just need someone to talk to to release the pressure valve, she misses me, wish she had a better upbringing and more maturity, if so would marry.
>>701022987
she loves it.
fuck.
>>701023001
>university girlfriends
College hoes honeypot everyone, son. We all had that problem at some point.
>>701005948
Killing my mother during birth.
>>701005948
Getting involved with drugs, lost a lot of good friends and even fucked up relationships.
Forever alone... BUT HEY i had a a fuck load of fun.. good memories that i only can share with my self...... fml.....
>>701021763
I'm currently entirely programming for sites front-end and back-end (interfaces and servers)
I recommend you star with python which is easy for beginners
>http://codecademy.com/ will teach you the pretty basis
>solid starting point: https://www.khanacademy.org/
>https://code.org/ also an alternative for beginners
>http://codeproject.com/ you can ask questions here when stuck with something
>http://stackoverflow.com/ pretty much the same as above
>take a peek to this article: https://www.entrepreneur.com/article/250323
>finally do your own research and find little projects in youtube to later star your owns
that's the best i can do for now since I'm not in my laptop where I had a bunch of useful links that i'd have given you, good luck
>btw if you're not capable of handling frustration you've got not business in this shit since everything is trails and errors. it's also valid to point out that part of being a good programmer is know how to google your problems.
>>701023163
You're in trouble if she wants the fantasy to be a reality.
left my ex for new pussy
worst decision of my life
>>701023001
nigger if u send me $10k right now i swear to be your personal acolyte
>>701023343
is that what you call a spawn kill.
Biggest Mistake - sleeping with my stepmom and getting her pregnant. My dad knew but was worried about what society would think and hence kept quiet. He became an alcoholic and started sleeping on the couch. Now I am 30, Dad is 62 and stepmom is 49. She has 3 kids from me that the world thinks are my brothers. Haven't talked to my dad in 8 years.
>>701006493
This
>>701023431
Thanks man. Any little bit helps.
>>701018158
Your parents are fucking retard but do you understand that normal people don't like looking at gore?
>>701005948
When I was in the military, I became very good friends with someone I worked with. At the time, he had a girlfriend he had been seeing for years and they were still figuring out their relationship. She and I became good friends through him and they eventually decided to stay friends but not date.
I took a trip out to see her one weekend to be her date to a wedding. On the first night I was there, she came into my room at night to plug her phone in. I got up to hug her...I don't know why. She hugged me back. We stayed that way for a solid 20-30 seconds. I wanted nothing more than to kiss her, and I'm 100% positive if I did we would have ended up fucking, probably multiple times while I was there. We were alone most of the day, so it could have been marathon sex all over her apartment. We grew close in the months to follow, but later drifted apart (distance, mainly).
My biggest regret is not kissing her.
Always kiss her, anons.
Always.
>>701023581
Why 3? Why did you stop at 1? Was the pussy game that unreal?
>>701005948
>not making that left turn at Albuquerque
>>701005948
Not pulling the trigger.
>>701005948
letting niggers live
>>701023523
i chuckled a little bit, but then i sadded again.
i wish my mom was here.
>>701019227
>you were missing something and you'll never know what it was, and I assure you it could have changed your life for the better :)
Are you saying that if you stay in school you will figure out what the something missing is?
>>701005948
only thought about this, this morning
>be me
>20 years old
>in my hometown, drunk
>housemate talking to this local idiot, Freakboy
>Freakboy is homeless now, needs somewhere to stay with his girlfriend for the night
>other house mate isn't home"you can stay at mine for the night"
>they come over, we're all drinking
>Freakboy's girlfriend takes her clothes off
>freakboy starts fingering her
>they have sex on the ground, I watch
>girlfriend gets pregnant, twins
>girl stays homeless throughout pregnancy
>Freakboy tries to steal baby stuff, goes to gaol
>girlfriend gives birth, kids get taken DoCS
>girlfriend OD's on heroin, dies
>Freakboy in gaol for 3 years, never meets kids
>never recovers, still homeless, 10 years on
TFW a drunk choice ruins four lives
>>701006838
Round two,
>Go!
>>701006685
>>701006685
basically this. the beginning of the end for happiness, optimism, love for the human race, respect for women and myself, no porn addiction, etc etc.
now im gonna die alone. thanks 4chan.
>>701020147
Are you a jew by chance?
>>701005948
Posted a close friend's nudes on a "Pics you weren't supposed to share" thread. She texted me about it 2 hours later. Still not sure why I did it.
>>701005948
finding 4chan
>>701023581
u have any pics of her?
>>701008919
Shut up Kim Jong-un
>>701022745
>Psoriasis
Psoriasis is caused by a leaky gut and horrible eating habits.
>>701007148
yuck, been there done that. wish i could warn younger self but not sure he'd listen anyway.
Still working on it op. What was shitty yester year isn't so bad today. It'll take immediate and total destruction to stop me...because FUCK IT this is the one and only ride and fags like me ride it it breaks permanently.
>>701008907
details, why are you fucked and how much gold are u making m8
Let my bestfriend drive home after a party. Crashed about 2 minutes down the street, killing himself and two other friends.
Not working hard enough and getting the work skills required in adult life.
>>701023768
Once I saw my dad has "accepted" the situation I just continued fucking her. Still do. Basically I treat her as my wife when we are at home and as my mom when we are out. The dual existence is killing me. She looks much younger than her age and honestly the pussy game is avg...but the taboo part of it makes it uncontrollable for me.
>>701023739
I don't enjoy it but I take a peek of it for morbid curiosity, 70% of the time I never finish watching the whole thing
>>701005948
1. Not joining the Navy and becoming a pilot.
2. Not asking Denise out in high school.
3. Not telling Kelly I loved her.
That's just off the top of my head.
>>701024217
Fuck off m8
>>701006685
>almost 10 years later
I feel you anon.
>>701006997
Oh man, you sure doesn't learn, c'mon!
>>701007325
I want to do this mistake yet
>>701007426
SAME, twice (two different girls), now both have passed me in life (passed me a LOT), in terms of cash, scholarity, travels, loves and jobs... I'm pretty much stuck at home cooking for myself seeing the rest of my money ending with bills and waiting...
>>701006685
Yes 4chan is a huge time waster but I have learned a lot of things here, met all kinds of great people, and discovered some talents that I didn't even know I had. It's a love/hate relationship.
>>701023944
think about it as many times as needed....
>>701020147
>>701006685
fuck man. just... fuck.
Being born ugly, black and growing up highly sexually confused.
>>701024012
and the jews, don't forget the jews
>>701024978
top 10 simpsons moment right there
>>701024934
Nah I just wanted to confirm that you are indeed a faggot and you did not disappoint.
>>701024072
nope, atheist here
>>701024978
Projection: the post.
I come here for porn and giggles and get both in abundance.
I killed two people last year
>>701025353
story time please
>>701005948
Not starting saving when I was a real young dude. Can stress it enough, Pay yourself 10-20% of whatever cash you get and put it away, then when you have enough saved for a bit, invest it..rinse and repeat. Trust me, you would very much appreciate having a nice portfolio at 30 something that has been working for you for 10-15yrs already by that point. Pay yourself after you get paid by someone else.
Oh, and never let a chick take you from you. Again trust me, you bring a lot more to the table than women do on average. I have seen idiots pay for yrs for basically some pussy that turns on them. Find a bitch that knows her role.
>>701005948
26 year old wizard apprentice here,
my worst mistake was wasting my youth infront of a screen playing videogames, shitposting, watching anime and porn 24/7 instead of going outside living life
btw I'm not going to become a wizard, anon-kun
and I'll stream it /b/ro's
>>701023581
Cuckin your ol man is not cool bro
>>701025321
yeah, but (you) are not me. you're just some faggot on the internet. faggot.
The fucking rings. Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.
Don't none of you niggers do what I done. Sex does not occur within marriage.
Spending my 20's in a monogamous relationship. FUCKING STUPID!
>>701025353
Were they working girls? Got carried away punch fucking them?
>>701025501
Hit and run at 65 mph, they were crossing the street at night. I didn't see them and I didn't stop or go back.
I wish I addressed my mental illness at a younger age and had been braver in getting it treated.
dropping out of school was by far the worst decision i have ever made
Having sex with someone I didn't care about just so I would not be a virgin anymore.
>>701025606
Talking about your picture faggot. It says this site has nothing to offer anyone. That's hot bullshit.
>>701025820
how many nights has that kept you awake?
>>701010558
unless you are a phonetic ching-chong you can't spell for shite either
>>701014024
OTOH, why the fuck would you wanna save down gore, unless you're disturbed in some shape or form?
>>701025635
Bingo man.
If your bitch makes it known HER wedding day is gonna be a certain way..and that way is gonna start your marriage off in debt..fucking run..run far, run fast.
>>701008339
>Cheating on a good woman who really didn't deserve it.
Alot of people regretting not committing suicide...never too late to reach your dreams.