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Very bored, will text my gf literally anything. Dubs decide?
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Text PENKS post reply
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>>701005024
Gas the kikes race war now!
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>>701005024
"Tits?"
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>>701005024
I can't say any more, the jews are watching
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ever thought about pegging?
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>Could you send nudes right now I'm super horny and miss you a lot.
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>>701005322
Win
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Send her leaked Leslie nudes
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>>701005024
I never want to see you again, don't text me or talk to me, it's over. Kill yourself!
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>>701005322
Winrar
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>>701005024
Wanna do a threesome with my best friend? So you can fuck him while I watch. Please cuck me babe!
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>>701005361
Link?
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Would you suck my friend's cock if i asked you to do so?
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>>701005322
GO
GO
GO
GO
GO
GO
GO
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>>701005286
Roll for this.
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>>701005322
>>701005388

in that order.
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>>701005322
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>>701005388
Kek
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"do u like eggplant parmesan"
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jk
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>>701005322
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>>701005590
delivered
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>>701005888
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>>701005888
Ayy winzip
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>>701005888
Check'd
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Sharpie in tha pooped
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>>701005888
What the hell are you doing...
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send nudes or we break up
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Say PENKS again
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I want to let you know that my ultimate fantasy is for you to be fucked by my friend while I fuck him in the ass.
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i found a bed bug in my bed
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>>701005590
I'm sorry, I don't love you anymore, going to shoot up the high school tomorrow, bye.
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>>701006146
is that what period does to male people
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I'm secretly a gay man
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>>701005590
Time to see if she's a keeper...
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>>701006146
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Harambe>you cya bitch
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>>701006146
Well this should be interesting
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Whoops sorry mean to text that to someone else.
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im haveing an accident
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>>701006146
you could have at least her send the nudes
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>>701006146
OKAY OP NOW YOU GOTTA SEND>>701005888
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I am bored and make shitty fake threads on 4chan
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I hacked your faggy ass bf's phone now suck my dick bitch
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I'm sorry....this meth got me fucked up
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Sorry my dog stole my phone, can you send those nudes though please? xx
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>>701006183
Rerolling!
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>>701006280
>cyka
>fucking western spy
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>>701006355
Double dubs confirmed
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>>701005024
dude, i want to strangle you. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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>>701006411
But really, send those nudes.
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>>701006411
when that last "ha" just says too much
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>>701006411
sorry about that, but send nudes? your choice on what position <3
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No but babe seriously, can I get some booty pics
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But for real, nudes?
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>>701006411
>>701006483
Rerolling
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>>701006146
>what kind u want?
good answer
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no but srlsy send nudes
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im conserned about us... dont call me tho
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>>701006146
>>701005888
Haha that jk, dont seem so shit now eh lads.
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>>701006411
Ask for the nudes again
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>>701006377
Bahahahaha
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>haha
>ha
>same
Fuck her OP, get a loyal male partner and get rimjobbed you faggot
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>>701006411
Nudes?
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o shit my cad is dead
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Do you love harambe as much as I do? If so let's eat the remains of small children together
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I want a 3 some with you and your mother
Roll
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>>701006183
Rolllllll
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the only way to win her over is with dank /pol/ memes
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>>701006544
Get
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specifically butt stuff
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>>701006411
Time fo da tititieis
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>>701006495
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I just got this new double sided dildo. Can we try it out and smash our assholes together.
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s
soup?
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I think i might be gay...
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>>701006544
And say, "Send something like this"
>send image
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if i had sex with a transexual before would that be bad or...?
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spank me daddy
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I want to throw sand on your ass hole and fuck it till it bleeds and then cum on your eyes while your finger is up my asshole
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>>701006544
Kek
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>>701006660
roll
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>>701006704
reroll
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dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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mother fucker you dont know who the fuck i am, you are a fag who likes sticking it in guys asses and you best believe that you'd be the one getting crammed in your fuckin rear by my Ukranian Fort-500 shotgun before i blow your fucking guts out your chest you faggit little bitch your fucking pathetic you best hope i never head to your town, i'll find yeah and shank you in your sleep, you wanna die motherfucker? faggit little cracker, hahaha I betyou aint ever even gotten and coochie, huh? ever got any pussy? i dont even keep count anymore, but it is definately past 35 cuz thats where i lost count bout a year or two ago, added a few since then, so ask yourseld, should your faggit no coochie gettin bitch ass maybe try to shut the fuck up, or do you want to hear more about how fuckin gay and lame you are? you cocksucking homo bastard go kill yourself you worthless chunk of shit, your useless and lame as fuck, and i cant wait to show your gay ass faggit no roastin abilities, you couldn't talk shit even if you ate shit, go slit your wrists you aint cool at all give up on your gay ass life
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roll
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dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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>>701006749
reroll agin
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>>701006796
roll
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>>701006773
dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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so many dubs
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"send me a pic of you bent over lower than your grans spirit"
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>>701006544
Nailed it do
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>>701006796
rolling for this
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>>701006699
winrar
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>>701006704
dis
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>>701006796
Rolling for this
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im not in love with you anymore. your mother is way hotter.
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>>701006773
winrar faggots
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You're all fucking retarded... We could of got nudes but NO, we have to be fucking retarded
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>>701006183
Rrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeerrrrrrrroooooollllllllll
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Next time we meet id like you to give me a rimjob. Or even better: peg my ass
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>>701006411
nudes woman, im as hard as a cactus over hear
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You're face is stupid and I'm gonna rape your dad if your kid ever shits on my lawn again I'll punt that fuck I'm gonna drink your mom's juice I don't have jesus
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>>701006796
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Im killing myself tonight, want to join?
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OP here, she knows what 4chan is and know i'm on it a lot. Pretty sure the jig is up. Will nudes for quads
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You made me gay
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>>701006544
winrar
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dfohg /EWR<//./
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>>701006898
rollerino
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>>701006923
Makes you miss the old days.
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harambe
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>>701006544
We have a winrar
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>>701006951
dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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>>701006796
reroll
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>>701006898
roll!
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I cant leave her behind the scenes of the crime of the crime of the crime of the girls with hurricane names of the organizations on the harm reduction coalition website Sell on a beer run tonight and I just wanted to hang out sometime this weekend I'd love to see if you were born in the mirror head who reflects your face back at you and your family and friends and family members and friends and family members to the scene of the crime scene of a few dozen is more than a few days ago and I had to send you a message to the scene of the crime
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Say you want to sandspray her skull and lick her empty eyesockets
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>>701006992
Do this. Do this now, please.
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>>701007039
Roll
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I need to get this off my chest (insert name here) I have been in a relation ship with an 11 yearold girl... is that ok?
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butt stuff is best
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>>701006951
wut
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>>701007088
WINNER!
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ok gn
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>>701006796
Rerollin
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good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats some goodshit rightthere rightthere if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good shit
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>>701007124
rerawl
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Ugh, I'm sorry. This isnt working out. We need to end it. What we are. We need to end it, end out boyfriend and girlfriend relationship

And get married
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Boring now, post the nudes or gtfo
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OP HERE. JIG IS UP. WILL SEND NUDES FOR QUADS. GET ROLLIN
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>>701006951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNDRb9_sZ9E
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jk
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Fuck OP, this is a get thread now.
>check'em
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>>701006544
Do it
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>>701007200
noice
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Rollin 4 nudes
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For real though, send a sexy tit shot. I love your tits.
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can u check my asshole my dad fucked me last night and i think that there is still cum and glass stuck in there
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>>701007225
Just post them fagget.
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>>701007225
> quads
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>>701007225
Nudes pls
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>>701007260
fuk 5
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>>701006923
They're nudes. No one really cares about some random girl's nudes...there's billions out there. Go outside.
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>>701007315
Roll
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op is a fag
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>>701007260
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>>701007225
Fuck you then. I don't want to waste my time rolling for quads so I can look at your girl's saggy ass tits. Abandon thread. Go fuck yourself OP
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I want all the dishes clean
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>>701006951
Obviously gonna roll for the stroll my gardener wouldn't like this but when the apples are ripe you need to wax my fucking ass Larry how many times do you need sex tonight?
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>>701007315
Rolls
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You might want to get yourself checked, I have aids..
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quad-diddly-dodds
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post em for harambe
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i get quaddo
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Stupid faggot
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Quads get nudes? 7777 is the next quad, 7+7+7+7=28

My last four equal 28. Give up the nudes.
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i try get quaddo again
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A few questions about the same as yesterday and I will make well-planned poor decisions and I will make well-planned the past is the past year and a retreat to the scene of the crime and monosyllabic filibusters the past few years ago and I had to send you a message to the scene in the following decade of the girls are you guys up to you to find it in the mail today and I will make it stay And I stepped off the train I have a plan I felt the pull today and enjoy the rest of the heatmiser cassettes the past year and I will make it to the jungle and the sound of the crime and the pursuit of property of their frames and stealing from the vein Just like the doctor
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Fuck this shit
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I'll suck your dick
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op isa faggot!
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Tfw when I got the first win and it got fucked by you faggots
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This is why this board sucks
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dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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quaddo?
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q
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>>701007558
cri me a potatos fuck man
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can we just settle for trips>>701005888
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>>701007616
quadss
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>>701007558
>tfw newfags cant greentext
>tfw mine was neglected for some crappy nudes
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Quads here. Nudes now.
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>>701007555
hey guys its scarce here and today
a nigger got trips
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Don't post noods.
>have quads
>must obey
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>>701007713
this is qusat
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Quads get nudes
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Got my friend here Ebba. Here are the rules
Dubs tells me what to say to her.
Trips can have her kik.
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s
soup?
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Op pls
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checked
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Send the goddammit noodz!
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Just Post
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quads get
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>>701007766
so close
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dddd qsaud
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>>701007791
Do left over winrars from this thread
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kill minority
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>>701007791
make a new thread
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Hold the applaud-s-- and the mods can't ban these QUADS QUADS I GOTEM
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>>701007791
Give me a sneak preview of that booty
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rollin'
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>>701007791
Make your own thread and link us there.
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>>701007776
I was so close...
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look at this
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Never mind the past is the most important thing is that the Buffalo Municiple Housing Authority has fostered and maintained isolation of the organizations on the harm to the jungle the doctor Hanging out with a stutter-step to get the chance to see if you were born in the bed And I'll go back to work in progress in the following decade ago by misadventure to get a handle on what people think about this make you almost glad to be true that you don't really have a great time together with you to find it hard to find five scurrying rats inside of the girls with hurricane season is over the years and years of human evolution all led up to this email
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>>701007555
Trips good for nudes op post them all
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>>701007791
oh ebba , how i've dreamed of eating your pussy like a bugger
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abandon thread
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>>701008000
AHHHAHHhAAhahahHh1!1!-!-!!!
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>>701007954
rerollin
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>>701008000
So close
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>>701008000
holy shit
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>>701006796
rolling for this again
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>>701007791
Show me your tits baby
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dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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>>701008000
what kind of sorcery is this???
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>>701008170
Reroll
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>>701005322
Perfect! Good job anon
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>>701007555
Well I'm a helghast faggot
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Rolling for 8888
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where is op is he ded?
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>>701007791
make a thread, faggot.
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>>701008408
Maybe she broke up with him.
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>>701007791
Hey i want to fuck your asshole with sand on my dick or you could send me a pic of your asshole and ill just nerk off with sand and lotion
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hey ebba i want to fist you like a turkey bitch! im rick james bitch i aint got shit on you
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Email me at least one of the crime of my favorite things to do with the doctor recommends But I've got no reason to protect you If I can do Is apologize to you Say I'm not sure what to expect from you soon as possible to have the right now and again in the bed And I'll be in town for the population deficit to get to know you a little blood up from the top is amazing The least I can get it done before the end of high quality products and services for your face and remind you of the girls with hurricane names and addresses for the suburbs of my roommates in a sec ago and have the ability to work with you
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>>701008377
Reroll
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>>701007791
What's your kik again
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>>701008498
Reroll
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>>701008499
winrar motherfucker!
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>>701007791
make a new thread to be better
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Quads get now
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>>701006477
Why the fuck wasn't this said
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GIMME DEM NUDES
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>>701008699
winrar
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Quads get nowwww
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Send tits pls?
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>>701008699
Rollan for them magic 8 balls
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8888 GET
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Quads
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just post em already
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>>701008857
again
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Robert johnson king size bed and breakfast in my opinion is that the Earth is actually a perfect example of a few dozen times and the sound of your life and death and destruction of the girls with hurricane names in my opinion on this page was last modified on the funeral pyre that all great to hear from you soon and we can see that the Buffalo Municiple Housing Authority has fostered and maintained by misadventure to get to know you a little better for me know Because I heard it through the grape vine And how much I appreciate your time
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>>701008864
QUAD GET
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888i
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quaddo
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>>701007791
Send nudes
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>>701007791
Send me a tit pic
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>>701009148
Tit pic
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quadddsssss
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fuck you op
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>>701006190
Kek. Why?
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let the thread die you faggaronies op and kik fag left
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>>701009800
nice dubs goyim
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>>701009800
dis be dem trips boii
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Quads
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>>701007225
OP you are disappoint! Faggatron
Kys
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Rip
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>>701005024
Jeg er bøgse
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>>701008368
Kek
Underrated post
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