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ITT: We vaguely describe a country and anons try to guess
>Immigrants
>looks like a penis
>>
bump
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>ALLLLAAAAAAAAH AKBAR
>*Son dies* father:" Allah Akbar"
>Shiet 2nd platoon just got attacked again, Delta squad will be patrol again tonight.
>Hummus
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Sorey.
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>>700997281
Itally
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>>700997281
sweden
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>Cold 24/7
>Everyone wants to buy weed
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>>700999422
Colorado
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>>700999504
Nope
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>>700999622
I'm the person who posted that question. Yes, >>700999504 was correct.
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>known for stealing cars in other countries
>known for drinking lot of vodka
>life level so low even sandniggers dont want to immigrate
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>>700999734
No, you're not.
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>>700999968
What's your problem m8? If you don't have evidence then you can rightfully GTFO, faggot.
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>>700999748
Albania
>>700999999
>>701000000
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>>701000160
>throwing this much of a fit
Country was Scotland, btw
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>>701000617
>Scotland
>cold
Fucking seriously?
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>>700997281
Austria?
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>>701000589
nope. But 1 more tip: its a slav country
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>>701001138
Russia
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>>701000748
>Northern Hemisphere
>cold lol wat a fuccboi pussi lol *lifts his weight in concrete*
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>>700997281
Sweden
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>>701001249
nah.
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>>701001138
Poland
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>>700998143 -> Israel
>>700997281 -> Sweden
>>700999748 -> It's either Bulgaria, Russia or Romania, all three fit that description
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>Islam is peace
>educated super human syrian workers we need them
>hurr gather supplies for 10 days
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>>700997281 Italy

>>700998143 Israel

>>700999422 Canada

>>700999748 Russia
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>>701002453
Already answered >>701000617
Good guess tho.
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>>701001843
Germany
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>>701003731
winrar
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>>701001709
you are correct, sir
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>Most people don't realize it still exists
>greek arabs
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>>700999748
Poland
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>>701002453
OP here. It's sweden.
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>>700999748
Poland, Obviously
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You'll never get this one.
>Rich and better than most countries
>No one knows that exists
>very small
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>>701004994
Switzerland faggot
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>>701004761
Macedonia
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>>701005083
Smaller
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>>701004994
liechtenstein
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>>701004994
san marino
BAM! MOTHER FUCKER!
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>>701005186
Luxembourg
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>>701005132
you got it
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>>701005186
Liechtenstein faggotttt
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>>701005299
winrar
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>>701005450

feck
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>>701005299
people know Luxembourg exists faggot
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Swastikas. Liked some dude named Hitler.
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>super tiny catholic island
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>>701005608
People know Liechtenstein exists bitch
>>
>white people need to leave!
>come back white people!
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>>701005709
Malta
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>>701005709
vatican
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>>701005815
I didn't say Liechtenstein. I said San Marino
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>>701005849
Zimbabwe
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>>701005866
you got it
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>>701005849
Zimbabwe
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>>701005849
Zoomboobway
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>>701005918
>island
Fucking idiot.
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>asians who are confused and think they are muslims for some reason
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>>701006004
>>701006181
>>701006238
lol, yes
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>>701006004
>>701006181
>>701006238
kek
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>>701006326
Indonesia, Malaysia?
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Ebin :-DD
>>
>awesome flag
"Capitalist american pigs or russians will invade us! we must be prepared!"
>no one ever came
"Well, now it looks weird everywhere"
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>>701006502
nope, this one is a bit though. This place is REAL arab
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>They think they're white
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>>701006863
Pakistan
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>>701006878
Argentina
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>>701007072
fast winrar
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>>701007032
Nada.
This place is asia ass asia. Lots of chinese immigrants there even.
Indonesia and Malaysia were closer
>>
>I'm not talking about the state, I'm talking about the country!
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>>701007355
Cambodia
>>
>military country
>where all the hookers from Thailand come from
>kiiiiinda has two names
>>
>>701007857

Easy. Myanmar/Burma
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>>701007857
>>kiiiiinda has two names
gave it away
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>>701007764
Cambodia isn't muslim?
One more guess.
>This country is ruled by a Sunni Muslim Monarchy.
>has recently adopted Sharia Law
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>>701008273
>>701008180
damn, yes
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>>701008432
Qatar.
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>>701008432
Bhutan
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>Europe
>niggers
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>>701008697
France.
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>>700999422
Country
>Colorado
Pick one
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>>701008833
Yes. Nice double dubs.
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>>700997281
>legalized and tolerated prostitution
>widespread alcoholism
>great food
>fields of rice
>everyone smokes
>mountains EVERYWHERE
>harsh winters and unforgiving summers
>decent music
>often overlooked
>from villages to metropolises in less than 30 years
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>>701008682
I'm talking real real recently Sharia Law
>>701008691
Bhutan is buddhist

No one going to guess this one. I'll let you know after the next guess
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>>701008432
south thailand?
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>>700997281
HAHAHAH STUPID PEOPLE
NOW IT'S ACCEPTABLE (so people think) TO REMAIN "RACIALLY PURE"
IT'S THE NICE WAY OF SAYING YOU DON'T WANT TO RACE MIX

Oh wait
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>>701004994
china
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>>701009272
Oh, Brunei.
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>>700997281
nigga thats not a country thats a state, fucking florida
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>>701008432
>Sunni Muslim Monarchy
brunei??
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>>701009272
Sweden
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>>701004761

Armenia?
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>spherical meat
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>>701004994
Brunei, for sure.
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>>701009278
>>701008691
>>701008682
>>701007764
>>701006502

The country you were looking for was Brunei

In October 2013, Sultan Hassanal Bolkiah announced his intention to impose Sharia law on the country's Muslims, which take up roughly two thirds of the country's population
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>>701009714
>>701009776
>>701009885
ah fuck, you got it at the last moment
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>>701009241

Japan?
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Easy one
>john wayne starred as this countries only claim to fame.
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>Very small 'country'
>You could run its entire length in an afternoon
>No wars with anyone
>no history of enslavement
>wealthy
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>Former European colony
>A European language is an official language
>People have dark skin
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>>701010411
Not quite.

>often overlooked
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Got one for you niggers.

>Ex-Soviet
>Turkic people
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>>701010495
vatican or san marino
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>>701010495
Liechtenstein.
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>>701004994
Luxemburg
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>>701010551
All of south america?
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>>701010648
Not quite.

>>701010686
No, and I don't recommend anyone run the length of Liechtenstein.
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>>701010551
One of around 100 countries?
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>>701010566
SOUTH KOREA.
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>>701004994
Florida?
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>>701010826
Monaco.
Singapore.
Brunei.
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>>701010495
Barbados, easy.
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>>701005709
ireland
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>>701010860
That's the one!
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>yeah mate meet you and the boys down the local for a coupla schooeys aye haha fuck yeah

That's all you faggots get.
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>>701010826

Gotta be Korea, then.
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>Defeated the British, the Spanish, and the French
>Now the poorest country in the part of the world it's in.
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>Janssen
>Brugge
>De Boer
>Weed is legal and publicly accessible
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>>701010945
>>701010959
No, lol. You'll never get this one.
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>>701011026
Portugal?
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>>701010581

Tajikistan
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>>701011026
italy
>>
>>701011060
Swaziland or Lesotho
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>>701011251
Still no.
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>>701011026
United States
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>>701008697
pretty much europe man
thats like talking about America in Ops case
>state
>liberals
>>
>everyone hates us
>too many immigrants
>arrogant as shit
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>>701011036
Netherlands, easy.
>>
>negros
>niggers
>apes
>monkeys
>food stamps
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>>701010495

Andorra?
>>
>>701011331
>Shkreli
Albania
>>
>Basically india

I'm curious if anyone can guess this from just this. Not being snarky
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>>700997281
Florida
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>>701011380

'merica...fuck yeah.
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>>701011380
UK
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>>701011331
Liechtenstein?
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>>701011414
>>701011449
Neither of those places. One more attempt, then I'll just say it.

>>701011540
no
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>>701011469

Sri Lanka
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>>701011575
East Timor
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>>701011009
England, Scotland, Ireland
early Canada
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>>701011229
Closer...
>Contains a Kyrgyzstan exclave
>>701011380
Sweden.
>>701011469
Sri Lanka.
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>>701011403
A FUCKING LEAF
>>
Don't know if this posted
>everyone hates us
>smoke to much
>mudslimes are fucking us in the ass
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>>701011575

Kuwait
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>>701011575
Nauru
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>>701011629
no....

>>701011755
No.

>>701011804
no


It's pic related
>gheheheh
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>>701011185
>>701011245
>>701011346
nope.
>not a european country
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>>701011748
Belgium
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>>701011855
Not an official country you fucking nigger.
>>
Immigrants with a lot of rape
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>>701011863
Basically
>>
>killed the native dictator and was replaced by a spanish dictator
>they don't seem to mind much though
>>
>extreme population density
>poop everywhere
>pollution
>330 million gods
>starving children
>crime
>poop
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>>701011855
SEALAND
REALLY
>>
>Tank drives through front yard
>Normal day
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>>701011859
Haiti?
>>
>>701011855

I feel betrayed
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>>701011910
It's a 'micronation.' You seem upset.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Sealand

>>701012030
oh yeah
>>
>Convicts
>>
>>701011859
Ethiopia!! (aka Abyssinia)
>Never colonized
>Poor

Has to be it, HAS TO BE.
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>>701012115
Australia
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>>701011859
North Africa?
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>>701012026
POO IN LOO
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>>701012049
YOU GOT IT!
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>>701011859

Somalia
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>>701012026
Sri lanka
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>>701012026
India or nigeria
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>>701012044
China
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>>701009881
really? No one?
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>>701012270
No
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>>701012052
Call a Sealand cop.
>0% crime rate
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>>700999504
>>>700999422
>Colorado

>be me
>lives in colorado for 12 years
>literally all I ever hear anyone talk about
>weed becomes legal
>still the only thing anyone ever talks about
>>
And you can tell them to go ___ themselves.
>>
>>701011613
>>701011689
Nope, Not Sri Lanka. Good guess though
>>
>>701012115
USA
>>
>>701012059
Unrecognised micronation
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>>701012155
Correct. Too easy
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>>701012292
Scotland
>>
>shit skins everywhere
>greatest place on earth
>being born here makes you better then anyone else on the planet
>no other countries exist. That means I don't need to respect anyone else or give a fuck what they think.
>if someone disagrees with me I have every right to nuke them.
>I have 8 chins.
>greatest place in the universe.
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>>701012410
*I* recognized it.
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>>701012154
>>701012163
>>701012230
refer to >>701012204
>>
>>701012342
Bangladesh.
>>701012026
India or Bangladesh.
>>
>>701012424
Australia is known for two things the didgerydoo and convicts
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>>701012492
Nope.
First character is correct.
>>
>>701012526
Too easy, I'm not even gonna say it. Glass middle east when?
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>>701012204
Uh, Haiti was a French colony...?
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>>700997281
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>>701012044
Surprised no ones going at this one
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Paki's everywhere and we used to be great
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>>701012526
>>
>>701012526
usa
bit on the nose isn't it?
>>
>>701012725
Britbongland
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>>701006878
Argentina
>>
>>701012561
correct for "Basically india"
>>
Try this without Google faggots:

>Landlocked
>Poor
>Shitty Government
>Used to be called 'Upper......'
>>
>>701012044
Eritrea or DPRK
>>
>>700997281
Just one letter here: S
>>
>>701012888
Way off
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>obese people island
>>
>>701012292

Sweden
>>
>>701012860
Ontario
>>
>>701012860
Upper Volta, It's Burkina Faso.
>>
>>700999504
colorado isn't a country you twat
>>
>>701013096

Nope.
>>
This countries history
>China
>Japan
>Maybe China?
>>
Socialism
Inferiority complex
Big
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>>701012700
England and Spain were both very involved with the Haitian Revolution, as much of it went along with the French Revolutionary Wars.
>>
>very long long country
>in the 70s we were ruled by a Hitler fanboy
>>
>>701013097

Correct! You're still a faggot though.
>>
>>701013025
Nauru
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>>701013038
yup
>>
>>701013189
Australia
>>
>>701013170
North Korea
>>
>>701013270

congratulations!
>>
>>701013222
Chile
>>
>>701013222
Norway
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>>701009289
that is the greatest picture ever...
>>
Gonna redo my post because everyone looked at it wrong and was looking in all the wrong parts of the world
>Tank drives through front yard
>Normal day
>House bombed by missiles
>Normal Day
>Breach team at my door
>Normal day
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>>701013448
Winrar!
>>
>>701013374
nope
>>
>>701013371
No, but close.
>>
>>700997281
>Looks like a penis

Damn you hurt mah feelings
>>
>>701013503
Afghanistan
>>
>Traded slave for freedom
>Candidate for leading the country is declared dumb by officials and the inhabitants still vote for that candidate
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>>701013503
Some slavic shithole
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>>701013634
Nope
>>
>>701013374
Taiwan?
>>
>>701013170
Taiwan.
>>
>>701013701
Closer
>>
>>701013719
USA?
>>
>>701013189
Canada
>>
>>701013814
Nope
>>
>>701013758
Ukraine?
>>
>>701013737
Sorry, should've responded to>>701013170
>>
>>701013860
Bout damn time! Winrar!
>>
>>701013758
Serbia/Kosovo
>>
>>701013855
Well done
>>
>>701013503
Syria?
>>
>Cold
>Big
>Its Canada
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>>701013953
It was Ukraine
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>>701014009
Greenland?
>>
>>701013737
>>701013743
correct
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>>701014009
Hmm, Russia?
>>
>>701014009
Alaska?
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>>701014019
That was my next guess. Do you guys still export more sex slaves than anything else?
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>>701014181
Winrar
>>
>>701005918
>>701006313
KEK
>>
>Rarely talked about country in Europe
>Part of a military alliance with a few other countries
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>God is Great
>Death to America
>Death to Israel
>Curse the Jews
>Victory to Islam
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>>701014391
netherlands?
>>
>>701014418
The Middle East
>>
>Spain
"were not spain!"
>basically spain
"We don't even speak spanish!"
>basically spanish
>France
"WERE NOT FRANCE EITHER!"
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Brazil
>>
>>701014491
nope
>>
>>701014509
Andorra
>>
>>701014587
quick win for you sir
>>
>>701014509
Andorra
>>
>>700998516
Canada, eh?
>>
>>701014649
Do I get a tip of your fedora?
>>
>weed
>pretty much just known for weed
>>
>>701014753
Netherlands
>>
>Coldest capital city on Earth
>can't think of anything else
>>
>>701014753
nope
>>
>>701014830
nope
>>
>>701014753
Amsterdam isn't a country.
>>
>>701014983
Iceland, probably
>>
>>701015383
nope, it's in Asia
>>
>>701004761
Nah, life level is not that low
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>>701015448
>thanks google
Mongolia
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>Country with most Eurovision wins
>Rain
>Green - "Emerald Isle"
>Alchoholism
>Greatest country this side of the solar system
>>
>>701014983
Mongolia, or Greenland.
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>>701015705
Ireland
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>>701015673
yup
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>>701015754
Was Mongolia
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>>701015705
>Ireland
We're catching up though.
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>>701015352
its not amsterdam.
Its not european
>>
Roll
>>
>dicks out for harambe
good luck
>>
>africa
>had an classical empire
>not egypt
>>
>>701015902
If you're Swedish, you should just kys, you let your country become diluted.
>>
>>701015987
Cincinnigger
>>
>>701016126
Kangzland
>>
>necklaces
>lol
>>
>>701016150
>Sweden is a shit tier country /pol/ meme

Sweden fucking rules
>>
>>701016126
Libya or Mali
>>
>>701015791
>>701015902

Conflajerashuns winners

Also hi Sweden
>>
>>701001257
iceland
>>
>>701016382
I was looking for Mali. Libya isn't a bad guess though.
>>
>>701011380
Germany
>>
>Had the largest (debateable), most glorious empire the world has ever seen
>Had some of the finest generals and most effective soldiers in history
>Now are poor farmers
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>>701016322
>Sweden fucking rules
Used to.
Your entire country in one picture.
Sweden is an example of how Social Democracy is a fail.
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>>701016846
Mongolia.
>>
>>701016945
>inb4 "durr ben garrison lmao i can jus ignore your argument hurr"
>>
>>701013503
Palestine
>>
>>701014509
Barcelona
>>
>>701014418
Saudi Barbaria
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>>701017062

W I N R A R
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>>701016322
>>
>>701012044
Irak
>>
25% is a gang member
60% is related to a gang member
More murders than countries with wars going on
>>
>thinks they invented the first airplane
>>
>>701016945
Yeah I'll admit we're going downhill.

But the rest of the world is too so... eeehh?
>>
>>701017834
Honduras
>>
>>701017571
Nice comparisson. Looks like a fucking before and after in TV-Shop
>>
>>701018159
USA
>>
>>701018159
Murica
>>
>>701014418
Iran
>>
>>701018281
Close but nope
>>
>>701018316
>>701018370
Brazilian detected
>>
>>701018409
Close, Iran is funding rebels fighting (((Saudi))) influence in this country.
>>
>>701018464
Nicaragua or El Salvador
>>
>>701018499
Eo no fala Portuguese
>>
>>701014753
jamaica
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>>701018577
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