Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Ah hell yeah!
ADCs are always stupid
Yuuko Aioi claimed!
Sorry to disappoint.
He'd need a lot of tiny rockets for that.
>robot masturbates with vibrator
>6 foot robot tries to desperately hide her feminine penis
Not yet. There's one I might go visit soon
I feel that's a misquote. Now again, how am I your senpai, and why you being so lewd?
What have you been doing?
Im not disappointed
Just make sure you tell no soul about my stash.. halloween is on the way meaning halloween candies get stocked early~
I thought it was funny when it first became a meme.
You're my senpai because I say so.
and i'm not lewd, it's totally normal to think about your senpai in the shower
do you not want to be my senpai
are you breaking up with me
Hey man, I was in the original shrek copypasta thread. I was the one saying lol let's make this a meme. I was a major newfag. I never did anything tho.
Nothing much. About to go to drill.
I don't think you are younger than shiro, he is 15...
If anything you are his sempai
Oh I see well I hope it's a good one, I'm sure I'll hear about it.
I'm gonna leave thread for a while doing to many things at once and I can't handle that
>One more thing, I'm not cute
Penny Returns once more.
This time for good!
>K was talking to a teacher and forgot about the bus
>he is 15
Wait, the character or the actual person?
Welcome back, nice matching numbers~.
i ain't clicking that meme :DD
I won't tell anyone~ I'll go around to make sure no one overheard us too
Alright take care cutie
He won't get on for a few days
The person. Shiro is 16-17.
What are you drilling?
I don't get the league grading system. I went 0/0/18 as raka and only got an A
I want that sweet sweet master 6
No, military drill. It's my reserve duties
When October comes, I will open my vault and you may swim in candy
Wasn't it busted for supports? The only way supports would get S or higher is if they stole kills. I heard they were gonna change it
Pretty dang cute
He was moving in a new house and it might take a few days to set up their internet. And this shit is about to get legendary
Oh. That's, uh, a bit young.
Starting to get a few whiteknights trying to stop the progress of science.
Tatsumaki .. or Ruri .. or Taiga, no I'm not a lolicon.
I'm already seeing halloween candies at my local store~
i don't think about you in the shower senpai
It's becoming a Russian cosmonaut, pretty rad stuff.
Everything is going wrong
just a typical day for me
Looks like it's that time of the year already!
>I bet you have a really cute disguise for Halloween
yea I just really dig the green eyes. You don't see them that much
Get drunk ,pass out and timewarp to tomorrow
Works for me
>waprs may cause slight headaches and other side effects
Perfect. We must advance the space program, one day /b/ will be NASA.
That's my favorite part about her, honestly~
They got a butterfly into space, but it exploded.
Next is supposed to be a chicken!
Triple dubs don't lie!
>tfw we haven't launched a waifu figurine
I know, right?
>A whole bunch of stuff went wrong, and now I'm back home later than I should've without some of the things I was looking for, and completely soaked from a surprise rainstorm.
Soon brother. Soon, the sky shall be caressed by our loving waifus.
Thank you friend~
Your waifu is super cute too~
Why haven't you sent your waifu into space yet, brother?
Do it for mankind.
Yuuko Aioi will be the first best girl to go 28,968 kilometers per hour.
Alright well make sure you let me have a little peep at it when time comes~
I can see why. It's a cute waifu with a lovable face.
Where she from?
Kek fucking damn
Pass out on sugary drinks then
She is. How are you today Eu? I don't believe we've spoken before.
Hey Rin doing well?
>That image is adorable
Best Ninja player~
We've talked before silly~
But it was a while okay~
You see comrade, Penny is more of an engineer, she is of workings on the rocket for the glory of the /waifu/ nation.
Yuuko would be much better suited to be of flying at 300k km/hr, or so says our lead engineer.
It's a shame you don't come around as often.
>Or was that just because of summer?
What about me?
Totally not my halloween costume~
Wew today was super good
Why thank you. And same goes for your waifu. And she's from [email protected] Cinderella Girls
Not bad. How about you? Still recovering?
That's okay friend~
There's nothing wrong with that, you've probably spoken to a lot of people since~
Yes, it is Eu, the cutest Necromancer~
How is the cute sword~?
E..Eu is sorry for not showing up so much as they used too, b..but Eu tries to show up more~
Im glad we can come to an agreement~
You should show this image to our head engineer, I think it has some potential to be used for fundraising.
You saw nothing~
They were pretty gud, wish the fries were more saltier tho
>Best Ninja player~
Implying that title won't soon belong to you as well
Thanks. Akiko a cute indeed
What's with all the idolmasters lately? Ive been noticing an increase
The Dubs Have Spoken, it shall be done.
I try to, even with my severe lack of conversational skills. Or maybe it's that I'm too boring.
Their fries are either too salty or not salty enough. I do love them when they're fresh out of the fryer and are piping hot.
The Martian was just as good this eve as it was when I saw it in the cinema.
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
bit late to claim so smoking pics it is
Beats me. I only know about me, blondie, and 1 other one. I'm honestly wondering how there hasn't been an Anastasia claimer, yet
I'm doing fine. I'm still recovering kind of. It was hand mouth foot disease so the marks on my face will take a while to go away unfortunately but that's nothing really.
Pretty good. Still recovering from my illness but I'm fine. Playing WoWS right now how about you.
Save me from the nothing Ive become
I think this shows that our project is going to have good luck!
He molested someone's waifu and we promised not to tell anyone as long as he funds us.
Now Wendy's fries, with the sea salt and the way they're cut, best fast food fries.
oh damn, that's a shame. But it could be worse, I suppose
Where you been, nigga? I was wondering
shame i cant be here as often as i was.
though my tour has basically just started.
It's okay, we're all equally worthless
Gimme coffee, DUNKIN HILLS COFFEE *headbangs*
Mmm never had Wendy's fries, just the tendies
on tour man.
getting mad amounts of money
(can we stop the black talk, it makes me feel like my iq is shrinking)
What's with the stuttering?
I am aware of that
But I just thought dubs was better than nothing
Thank ye for the kind words
Sure hope it's some day soon....
Sh sh shh, don't spoil the secret
Good point. And that's cool. I had no idea you were a tattoo artist, till like an hour ago, though.
Well there's Maki, Nico, Kotori and Makoto, all of whom classify as idolmasters. That's the ones I can remember right now
>I'm wondering how there hasn't been an Anastasia claimer yet
Oh there's been some. At least two that I know of, and then Karen sometimes claims her
So we save you from nothing?
Top tier claim
Ahh, I see. Didn't know there was that many. Oh, and yeah, Schrodinger's panties are best panties.
What person wouldn't agree~?
N..no.. Eu will never have that title~
You're not boring friend~
Oh, Eu is happy to hear you're getting better friend~
Eu isn't up to much, how is WoWS going for you~?
Eu is sorry, Eu sometimes does that~
Ooh, you need to try them. They're really good.
WAKE ME UP
>CAN'T WAKE UP
you shall not return to this village until you have caught us some trips.
maybe then our children may eat.
kek, have people been talking about me.
wait, were they talking shit?
WHO THE FUCK IS MY NEXT TARGET.
ill shit talk their faggot ass until next monday, because thats all the time i have
(next monday as in the monday coming up)
I'm not sure if I can keep this to myself ~
A heretic, of course
Yes, but to be fair it was because I asked what happened to you, and no shit. Generally good shit.
Yeah the worst part about it is over.
>Yes you are too
>Schroedinger's panties are best panties
No argument there
Pretty good. Grinding the German BB line.
If you spill the beans, you get no access to the vault
Oh ok, that's good
Oh, and saber is cute in a dress
Methinks Imma play Siege, replies will be slow :>
you could of set me off on one.
i may of tried to exile someone from /waifu/ if you gave me a name.
who ever may of been in your mind is now saved from my faggot repellent being sprayed on their eyeballs.
>Saber looks good in a dress
Was that even a question~
But... but I always return without trips!
Surely your children can feast on some delicious dubs as well
Alice <3 ~
Not really, to be fair
Eu is only telling the truth~
Or a baka~
Eu has heard that the German BBs are really good, is it true~?
i would of drove someone away from /waifu/ if they were talking shit about me behind my back.
you may sleep in the stables for tonight.
i'm expecting you to go hunting in the morning.
if trips are not on the table by dinner.
my children will feast on your left arm, as a reminder of what will happen if trips are no provided.
go say sorry to the kid, they are the ones who will have to make do.
Would lewd a Eu
Oh yeah, but no worries. Everyone seems to like you, which is the usual case for people I deem cool
You're too kind to me.
Yes the German BB line is pretty good so far. Their main cannons are meh but their secondary armament at close range is devastating
Would you lewd a Saber?
>Crossover between Eu and Laura.
Fucking saved! Thanks!
She's a blonde, so I'd usually say no, but saber is cute enough to lewd, so yes
Well that's why I was surprised at another one. All idols are qt's though
>Schrodinger's panties are best panties.
Can't argue with that
One day Eu. One day
heh, your not the first to say i seem cool.
i still think i'm a dick though, i should try to be more kind.
but that would make me weak so i put no effect in that, and thus end up being spiteful.
That only works on me once and ya wasted it on a single piece of candy