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30
$34,000/ year with $1 raise every 6 months
I'm an IT tech for a major telecom company.
32 truck driver 1500-1600 weekly
19. 36500/year. Level 2 help desk technician for a small MSP
27
£35,000/year plus bonuses around £2500 each year
Keg line Technician for Heineken UK
>>700989574
29
little over $100k
oilfield electrician
13 900$~ every month helping my mom sell land. Depending on how well I do.
>23
>$64,000/yr
>sales manager at a small powesports dealership.
20. 13,000₪ a month, 10,000 after tax. Software developer.
26, Airline pilot in Europe (First Officer)
€63000 a year
Should be a Captain in two years time on €100000-110000 a year
YOU AND YOURE THREAD ARE CANCER KYS
>>700991835
mods. underage b&
31
$145,000/yr
Corporate Marketing
>35
>44k last year
>landscape/construction
only work 8 months of the year and sleep all winter.
27
Housing Officer
£32k
23 years old. Currently working part-time in marketing in a major music label besides going to university. I live in Denmark, where we get paid to study. With my student money, my salary from my job plus stock revenue, I make approx. $34,000/year.
> 27
> $60k/yr
> police dispatcher
probably cop in the near future, but man, running is hard after a year or two of sitting around
24, $18000 a year. line cook
Going back to school to be a mechanic in the sprin
27
20 per hour
inventory infographist (easiest job ever)
Could get paid higher, double this salary but it would blow massive dick and be stressful. Yes Im beta and pick the easy way.
21 yrs old
$150,000-$250,000/yr
game developer
>>700992871
If you are becoming a mechanic for the money ( which isn't a lot more than you're making now) then I would rethink your plan. I enjoy working on GM products specifically but the money isn't great. I'm a B level line tech and make $17.50 per flag hour. If there's no work, you make no money. That's rarely the case and I average about 60 hours a week so take home after taxes is about $3.5k per month. Can be more or less depending on how fast or slow you work. And if you work slow you won't be around long
>>700992376
Bamboozled again
>>700989574
27
40k/yr
beer brewer
32
~2000€ a month
Doctor
26
60k
web design/development
18, €20k, student and training to become a chartered accountant. When I graduate I will get a fixed salary of €93600. This ussually is by the time I'm 30.
28
10k
Taekwondo Instructor
fml
22 years old, i'm going to win 2,4M Pounds if Donald Trump is elected President. I gambled a small dime when he announced his presidency for shits and giggles. He returned x1000.0. It is no longer a joke and I live for this election
>>700989574
32, $72,000/year, Network/Systems Engineer
>>700997447
god speed may he actually win for the both of us
26, Econ Degree. I sell wholesale auto glass to mechanics by importing in from Japan/China. Probably 50k after taxes.
18, 750K, Music Production
>>700992418
Me too /b/ro!
Wish I made the money you do though.
36
180K
Corporate Banker
>>700993790
Worst bait I've seen so far
26, $110,000/year, system integration engineer
>>700989574
29
$130k after bonuses
Systems Engineer
Married with a mortgage and a bebe, so sure doesn't feel like I make that much.
28
$000,000/year
all around good guy
>>700989574
25, lost job at The Weinstein Group (Jew central) in Los Angeles, now had to move back in with parents in Houston, Tx. Fuck my stupid beta life.
Hopefully I An-hero before my mom stumbles across my porn.
Lucky they were webms not gifs
>>700989574
25
$130,000
Wendy's chef
6'4" tall
225 lbs of lean muscle
9 inch cock
25
~$900/month
Still in school but have two part-time jobs:
Video production assistant at local high school
Customer service at Lowes
>>701000469
Addendum- I WAS making 112,000 USD a year. Now I bartend.
>>701000511
congrats, pencil-dick
>>700989574
29
entrepreneur
190k/yr
>>700992418
>sleep all winter
Sounds comfy as heck desu. I'm jealous.
23k, I'm 22. And for a insurance company, I only key stuff, nothing fancy
>>700992841
Where the fuck do you make 60k as a police dispatcher? Most cops don't even make that much.
>>700993414
How do I get your job?
>>701000800
The rest is hard fucking work though
>>700989574
19
42k/year
LPN
27
63.5k USD a year
Software Solution Developer
31
Chemical Engineer
$220k a year + bonuses
31
-250,000 this year
Entrepeneur
Shit's sucked hard. Hopefully I get this ball rolling, or I'll lose my house.
>>700990812
Where at? I do networking in va. $65000
>>700989574
>24
>60,000 a year (30 hours OT a week)
>Train engineer
>32
>90k
>Landlord
19,subtitling, 20$ per 60 minutes
17
studying pre-university
working at a shitty job for 5 bucks an hour.
my life is so shitty right know cant wait till im in university and make the state pay my ass
28
35k
Moving furniture
>>This is my Shame
>>700989574
18
Kohls - sales associate
$100 a week
>>701003218
Fuck. That sucks. At least there's probably some hot chicks that work there. Hit chicks always work at dumps like that.
30
60k - in California
Pharmaceutical manufacturing
>>700989574
21
$24K
Shipping/receiving in a manufacturing plant
25
12/hr
Your grandma's tech support.
23
Econ Degree
Risk Analyst
$55k w options
Life's not that bad
I'm still a fat fuck tho
>>700991451
Did it require any certs?
>>700989574
23
32.5k annual with commission. an average about 45k-50k.
Medical staffing. Working on series 7 and other certificates to get into finance. Hoping to save up and buy a 3 Decker to rent out to.
90,000 28. You could say "law enforcement"
>>700992394
What exactly does it entail? I finished for finance and economics this past may, but I'm a creative type of person. I've always heard shit about marketing though
>>700989574
18
£14,000
tard wrangler
29
$82500 salary
.NET Software Developer
>>701004416
I didnt know autismo wranglers get paid a lot less
>>700992162
Your dollar sign is all screwed up there.
>>700992329
>Jobless autist detected.
25
135k salary + 5k annual bonus
Software engineer
Live in Florida, either work from home or travel to client sites.
Varies. Made 14 million last year
Actress
>>701004643
Actually work with schizophrenics, PD and drug induced psychosis.
>>700997447
he's not winning... you're fucked.
>>700989574
32
IT Specialist for government.
$92000/year
32, +- 100,000 due to it being a slow year, oilfield services
32
£87,000 p.a
scientist (researcher at top uni)
>inb4 liar
>>700989574
32, 120k, software architect
>>700998052
Corporate Banker? Do you mean Corporate Financier? What is a Corporate Banker?
>>701004883
proof or gtfo
inb4 leslie jones
>>700989574
36 software developer $100K
living in florida, not california tho
>27
>£500k plus bonuses
> VP at investment bank
>>701005341
You believe all these young kids making 100-300k a year from 8 year studies, but being an actress is outlandish?
>>701005143
Filthy liar.
>>700989574
23/femanon
I don't work, I have men support me. it's a nice life honestly.
>>701004883
Just because your dads rich and got you a part in a movie doesn't mean you're a rich actress.
31. 8.67/hr at Panera bread
>>700989574
16 minimum wage sandwich artist
>>701005694
Not the person you responded to, but I believe very few claims once they get above around 55k a year in threads like this, unless some kind of proof is given.
>>701006033
Lord. Why?
>>700989574
Scientist (cancer research)
£33,500
>>700991345
me too but dont make that much
otr or local?
Beep boop, lie detector here. Getting huge readings from these fellows!
>>700991994
>>700992162
>>700992394
>>700993790
>>700997788
>>700998052
>>700999413
>>701000144
>>701000736
>>701000996
>>701001039
>>701004531
>>701004801
>>701004883
>>701005104
>>701005143
>>701005177
>>700989574
18
$9.50/hr
Computer repair shop
kill me
>>701006207
Also 26
>>701004276
dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
>>700991345
That's not bad. Speciality trucking, or are you an owner operator?
>>700989574
20
$16,000
Storefront at Tim Hortons (fast food)
>>701006203
i don't know
>>701006207
If you had to get cancer, which one would you choose and why?
>>701006253
>If you say you make more than me you're a liar.
Enjoy flippin those burgers kid.
27
Commission Based
Can be anywhere from 100k to 300k a year.
Sales Engineer
19
1,600 a month
Dishwasher
>>700989574
29, 109k (GS-14), counter-terrorism analyst
29
$81K
Supply Chain Management
52, I oil models for photo shoots, 20k
it's all I can afford to pay
>>701006253
The entrepreneur said that he was losing $250,000 a year, if he is lying, he is not doing it right.
44
Nigger
6 kids
4 pc chicken/hour
>>700989574
20
Student
-$3000 a semester
28 yr old
39k per yr
Sales and marketing
>>701006515
It's scary to think some 14 I work for is on 4Chan... GS12 >>701006547
60, retired, as much as I want because I have a portfolio of 2+ million US.
45
USD 500K
Doctor
now I need to get back to work
>>701006751
>Eugenics & Racist demographics/10
>>701006463
My feelings exactly. I believe the intelligent thing to do would be to ask for tips and advice as to what people did to get where they are. At least that's what I did, and it worked.
35
95,000 USD per year plus bonus between 0 and 30%
Manager in an industrial facility
2 years old
My salary is over 3.345.980$
Am just a kid selling some drugs and my parents are a pornstar actors and work for the NSA.
So not much to talk about.
17
Grocery Store Sacker
$8.50/hr
Hopefully by the time I'm 30 I will be a making 90k/year as a state police officer
>>701006463
>projecting
>>701006644
Yeah, he's lying about being in debt. Because it gets replies. That's the goal here.
>>701006790
Pics or you are penniless, old timer.
19
40
Plumber
>>701006787
I was nervous admitting that tbh. I wonder how many anon feds are here? Do you just lurk like me? I never post.
>>700997475
UW?
24, 120k, software engineer
>>701006861
watch this first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNDRb9_sZ9E
>>701007119
Like I would post a cap of my Fidelity account.
29, Retail Management, $78,700
>>701006084
Subway!
>>701007235
Yep, lurker oldfag. Just for the lulz.
>>701005694
when you're making 14m and posting on 4chan, yes.
>>701007471
Maybe your social insurance and drivers licenses as well, just to really verify you are who you claim you are.
25, 37.6k, Wire Install Engineer. I got a degree in Electrical and Computer Engineering. No one tells u it's 90% nuts and bolts design
>>701007963
I feel nuts and bolts are pretty well designed already. Seems like a waste of money to keep having you redesign them.
>>700991797
Were you smart and get in a good university?
>>701006499
i feel you bro
>>701008200
>Electrician
>University
Come on Kaelan.
>>701007572
same here. Started here when in the Army. Then went fed. Well, cheers fellow fedfag. I hope I get someone like you on my team one day so I have someone to hate niggers and traps with.
>>701007280
lie
>>701007949
Hold on. I need to hook up the scanner.
20
$24000/yr
web dev, IT and helpdesk mix (idk what to call my job)
i work for an internship at a medium sized plastics manufacturing company
i hate canada and internship pay. this is such bullshit
>>701007280
good for ya young fag. Make daddy proud
19
$75k/yr w/o bonus
Software Engineer
12 softwar enginiger 1254192051285k/year
wew u guys finish uni very young
>>700996906
I kekd at this so hard lmao
>>701008879
>software engineer
>requiring degree
cmon lad
>>701001108
IT in VA here as well. Started my last job 5 years ago at 40k, just left at 70k after three promotions. Making 80k base now doing retardedly simple IT work.
30
paralegal
$23k/year
28
$50,000
Junior Financial Advisor
>>701008494
We do exist. You just have to weed through the worthless old fucks and nepotism nigs.
Hooah
Love shutting you idiots up with proof. No I don't want to make my meal a large.
>>700989574
>21
>$800 Per month
>Working overnight security on weekends until i graduate.
37, 117k, air traffic controller
21
2,300
Junior-Editor
MIT RESEARCHER
15$ an hour i shit you not lmao
35
25k year as a delivery driver.
I steal a lot of shit and make another 10k on the side
ps not a nigger
30 Hvac tech 110k
>>701006787
GS9 here
>>701009528
Stressful?
25
$00.00 im still in college ill probably finish in about 2.5 years.
>>701009413
That's it? Thought security did a little better than that. Was considering doing it part time.
>>701009783
Only when the weather is bad...I've been at it 15 years, so I've got a pretty good handle on things.
>>701006790
Ok old timer, give me some tips to put my Fidelity on track. I'm 15k money market right now
19, $9 an hour, lifeguarding at waterpark. I have never met more ignorant fucking black children before in my life. Stories available upon request.
>>701010004
You generally do, but i'm new and well honestly the company who owns our contract is a bunch of niggers. Good work though, if you're into sitting on your ass for long periods of time.
>>700989574
24, i have zero income. Gonna fail school, running out of money
>>701010133
*18 sorry. Fat fingered the keyboard
>>701010133
checking these dubs. And I have been there. Nigger kids and water just dont mix.
>>701006861
At least you're doing it right.
Academic nephrologist here. 130K. I'm being used.
>>700989574
25
$0
shitposter
you should kill yourself, faggot
>19
>currently seasonal custodial work for a school district
>12.80/hr
>>700991345
Lets here some stories from your travels, I know you've experienced or seen some shit
>>701010555
Checked
>>701010424
Atleast you're attractive. Consider en-listening if you're too fucked.
>>700989574
18, Prostitute with 15" cock, £200 per session hit me up at 07824167850
>>700989574
>25
>65k
>er technician
19
Err haven't calculated how much I'll make in a year cuz hours change
10/hr
Brisket slicer at bill millers
>>700991994
Nice! How ya like the job?
>>701009096
Really? How much do you work?
>>701010452
all of our water is 3 fucking feet deep and these 4 foot tall nig nogs still come up to me complaining that we don't have life jackets that fit them.
20
Hemodialysis Tech
$25,000 a year
>>701011161
Stop making me kek I feel ashamed at laughing at my own race
I got like molested and shit when I was a kid. Now I can't talk to girls. What the fug
>>700989574
23
21.500 net eur/yr
Powder coater in a factory
>>701010513
Wow...I knew academics underpaid, but that is amazingly low.
And I think I'm underpaid for my work.
39
60K+/yr
Plumber
>>701011010
Really? I just got my emt and want to start. What say you?
>>701010790
>world record is 13.5"
>mfw
>>700992841
Being a cop is under 30k a year salary. Not sure about the position to claim but would be fucked up a phone operator got paid more than a officer
>>701010513
Dude...even psychiatrists do better than you what are you doing?
23, 11 USD/hr, tire tech. Have an interview for an electrical engineering job in Michigan Friday for 55k a year, wish me luck /b/ros.
27yo
£27k
van driver/Royal Mail
>>701011300
tell your race to stop going to summer camp because they all morph into super cunts who feel like they don't have to listen to rules.
And also tell those faggots how to sit a fucking tube. I never thought I'd have to slowly explain how to sit in an innertube to people who live 2016
>>700994925
Make more than double the money as him, claim it isn't a lot.
I wish I could afford to spend two years in school for mechanics
>>701011635
its a good idea. a lot of emt/paramedics will work full time at a station and part time in an emergency department. i just hated 24 hour shifts on an ambulance so i switched to the ER full time. going for nursing soon.
18, Chef, 20k aud
>>700992769
Sooo can foreigners gain green cards and take advantage of that?
>>701011967
If they're little kids they'll be cunts.esp if black.It helps a lot if you're "cool" though.
Don't know about the inner tube thing it was common since to me, but I'm mixed so :^)
20
10k a month
Sales on chat
>>700989574
>24
>73k
>mechanical engineer
>>701012471
Sense.
>>701011781
To be honest, I'm only on service 20 weeks a year. Fellows do all the work.
>>700989574
>22
>0€
>Indie game developer
>>701012706
nice to see no mans sky devs are taking a break
>>701012550
>citation needed
31, 42k a year. Commission auditor for a cellular communication company. The company is also paying for schooling in database management. Also free lunches. Fucking love my company.
>>701010133
Lets hear a few
20
$9,600 CAD
Work at a Fast Food burger restaurant
>>701012570
lifeguard /b/ro here. I'm going to college to get my degree in MechE. How is it?
>>700989574
no job start monday
been doing a course for last year getting poor be good to have money to waste again
>new zealand will be about $40.000 a year
53
98k €/year
Belgian ambassador
4 kids, hate my life
>>701012647
The benefit of academics is not working...
I work my ass off in private practice to earn what I do... but scaling back now to improve life/work balance.
>>701013619
pic or didn't happen
>>701012471
dude i've played it cool with them and they just fucking take it for granted. They didn't even listen to the black lifeguards...
>>700989574
26, shotfirer, AUD$186,000 plus bonus and super
>21
>math major
>$300k starting
>for any job I want
24
45k/yr
Web developer, IT guy (Google magician) and customer support for a small media office.
26
Nurse partitioner
86k a year
>>700989574
23
70 000$ CDN or more if I make good sells,
Sellsman at a toy company
>>700989574
>21
>$45K
>Auditor
22
24k a year after tax
Warehouse nigger
I need to go back to school.
>>701013715
Then yea they're just cunts. Maybe u can make one drown and make it look like an accident :)
>>701015029
last day was today so that's not happening. Was tempted to tell all the kids i met today that Santa wasn't real, but since im gonna work there again next year i decided against it.
>>700989574
>19
>14$/hour
> manage the instillation of furniture in dorm rooms / apartment complexes. Get 80 hours a week with a week break every month. While at the job my room is payed, my food is payed, and all other expenses payed for.
18
3000/ financial aid
Student
>>701014816
i dont get it
>>701010738
No branch of the military will take me because my criminal record is longer than my penis but thank you for the kind words sir. I went as far as taking the asvab test with a navy recruiter
>>701015782
Auto correct
>>701006253
Beep boop neckbeard with no job detected
>>700989574
23
$35,000/ Year
IT support specialist.
Just about anyone can land a job in the IT field. The shitty part is you need "experience". If you know anything about computers then you can probably do my job lol.
>>701009359
Lol noone cares fag.
>>700989574
37
$87,000
Navy IT civilian.
25, work in a music shop, 1500€ per month
33
$103K
.NET Tech Lead
>>701005975
31
Security systems service technician
60k
Nothing left after bills, kids, jew irs, mandatory inurance superjews get their cut. Can't even afford a decent firearm.
This is wagecuckery in its truest form but the kids are chill af. I finally have friends so I got that going for me, which is nice.
24
Aerospace Engineer (Flight Test)
$66K year (closer to $70K w/ hazard pay)
27 been making 100k + a year for 5 years. I'm a union coustoidan at a shipyard at night and sternman on a lobster boat in the mornings during the spring/ summer/fall
25
43,000yr
Telephone interviewer for a federal agency.
Started out as a chill summer job, pay beats anything I get elsewhere with no education.
>>701010696
Kyle?
22
24k with 1-3% raise every 6 months depending on performance.
Security/Maintenance (Graveyard shift)
>27
>doctor
>50,000
first year of being a doctor
>>701000830
Oakland
>>700989574
Gay
26
$95,000
Sales rep for Pfizer
>>700989574
>35
>over 9000/hour
>Space wizard
44 - Regional Sales Manager - $106,000
29
32k
Therapist
>>701019292
>9292
checke'd
you are your way to being a master race
28
Porn actor
Roughly $300k/yr
25, operations and maintenance 38k per year plus bonus
>>701019768
Mega bullshit detected
>>700989574
22
66k
Software Engineer
21
$27,000-$30,000 depending on overtime. 4 shares of stock every 2 years also with 8% performance bonus monthly.
Picker at an Amazon Fulfilment Center
Pic not me but is my job.
>>700989574
40
$66k
Scientist
Never gonna be able to afford a house.
>>700989574
24, 90k a year, water treatment specialist for industrial systems
>>701020415
nice lie
29
56k a year plus two bonuses a year.
I build pic related.
>>700992871
I'm a Chrysler tech. I fucking hate what I do. Do something else anon. I gave my notice, I'm going back to school. I'll keep the wrench pulling as a hobby
34
56k
Suergery resident, third year
I hate my life, I'm bitter, and I am mediocre at what i do
22
Student/poor
Into nuclear engineering tho
>>701020707
Level crossing barriers?
29
40k
letter carrier
>>701020307
you're a fake cunt
24, ~30k/yr, bartender/ server.
That's a soft 30k, since it's a variable pay based on tips. But my yearly pay falls within that range, typically.
>>701020307
>shares
Kek, funny how more and more company's are doing this instead of pensions.
How much stuff do you steal?
>>701020818
Freight cars.
>>701020828
Not fake. I get 14.25 an hour full time and often work 50 hour weeks. I cap at 15 an hour.
>>701020892
I have stolen a few games. Got to play fallout 4 a day early. Also snagged some sunglasses. Don't remember the brand. Can't get anything metal out because we go through a security screening before leaving the building.
>>701021049
Never heard of that brand.
>>700989574
>26
>$71,400 annually
>Mechanical Engineer
Pic related, my net worth as of the beginning of this month.
26
Software engineer
$115k + stock options (already vested over ~$40k already)
>>701021608
You don't know what a freight car is?
19.
Absolute shit.
US Marine.
>>700989574
20, none, none.
College Student.
>>701020704
It's ok to be envious.
A college education does actually mean something.
>>701020307
4 shares of stock.
4 shares
4...
>>700992162
How long did it take you to get from 0-first officer? Did you start in Europe?
>>701022900
1 share is currently worth $757.00
23
Fart smeller/ some of the guys let me snif their girls farts for med reasons.
$20 a pop so about 2k along with grocery bagging at Walmart
>>701021756
Damn you a master at saving or get some money from inheritance/insurance etc. on the side.
Assuming you started at 21-22 after graduating your would have to be saving about 50% of your earnings a year after taxes.
>>701020707
roadsigns?
Install lawn sprinklers for commercial properties
30 / $72hr
>>701023073
So about $2800 in bonuses. Amazon pay a dividend? Otherwise that stagnant as fuck.
>>700991797
Also an oilfield electrician.
42
$135-$145K (Canadian)
made $178K in 2014
>>701023464
What is that. 34k us?
28
$98,000 a year
Financial Advisor
>>701023141
started at $57,600 annually @ 22 in 2012.
i've been maxing out, or near maxing out, my 401k, an IRA, and an HSA for a few years now.
i'm either going to retire by 45 or retire normally at ~60 with about 10 mil in the bank.
or i'll burn out on saving so much and land somewhere in the middle haha.
>>701023557
More like 165-170k
