im going to kill myself tonight
what are the fastest and painless ways to do it?
also some music to kill myself to
But anon-kun why would you kill yourself if you have amazing pictures of best girl snek girl on your compy?
Also, just don't do it. If you're really wanting to kill yourself, pack a travelbag worth of shit and take a random plane.
It's not like you've got anything left to fear, you're already set on dying. Might as well do it by getting mauled by a fucking bear or something.
Swim down some reefs, climb a mountain, fuck a russion hooker, piss of the edge of the world, I don't know. Just do something fun? There's nothing to hold you back now, is there?
If you kill yourself now you will never know what it's like to have a clingy lamia girlfriend that constricts you with her tail for heat while she sleeps.
You know what? Never mind you should kill yourself. I'm going to kill myself too. See ya on the other side amigo.
i am broke
my gf left me for my best friend
both my parents died a week ago in a car accident i have enough mony only for one more week in the hotel
i have litherlaly no money left
also sorry for bad grammar oim drunk
Don't listen to this guy, unless you know where to get pure helium. Most containers of helium that are sold have a considerable amount of oxygen in them so you won't die, just become brain damaged.
thanks for the warning anon
i wish it would be that way
Why are all your images called "Internet Explorer"?
Get a loan from a shady place, make sure no ties are left with your family so they don't have to pay it back.
What are they gonna do, bring you back from the grave to have you pay off your shit?
Do life-insurance on yourself, money for for your next of kin if all else fails.
what family fam im alone
named them that way a while back when i saw another miia-anon on /b/ having them called internet explorer
Nah thats stupid if you want to go out wit a bang go do something good like for instance track down some child molesters and go blow up their house
>what family fam im alone
Well then, that makes it easy.
Loan all the money you can get, then get the fuck out of the country.
Again, worst case you'll die. It's a win either way.
Shotgun to the head is probably the quickest and is almost guaranteed to kill instantly and painlessly. Any gunshot that cuts diagonally through the brain has increased chance of success. Don't put any gun below your jaw. It will most likely not kill. You want to reduce the amount of space that the bullet will travel to the brain. A side shot or gun in the mouth is will increase your chances.
Bah, snek anon it could be worse. By example you could've lost your starbound save file and have every backups also get mysteriously corrupted att he same time foreber destroying your favorite floran character that had a sick outfit that you found while explorer planets.
i could always shoot up some niggers but i dont know if i have enough money to buy a gun
not enough money to buy one
that's an intresting idea i always wanted to visit germany
MY FLORAN WAS SO BEAUTIFUL, IT'S NOT FAIR
I WANT HIM BACK
Welp there ya go.
Germany it is. Bradworst is really good, and you obv have to try the snitzel. (Or whatever it's called in german).
And once you're bored there, you move on to the next country. If you're bored of the city, you buy yourself a tent and some basic tools and go wild. Again, worst case you die, so everything is an improvement.
You don't need a gun all you need is fire
dude I bet your smart enough to engineer some urban warfare weapons
go on the hidden wiki and look up info about explosives and stuff
Anyway, moral of the story:
The only thing holding people back in life are consequences of their actions. By far the worst consequence would be death, since anything else would no longer matter once you're dead.
You want to commit suicide, and given you do that properly that's a 100% chance of death.
All those other things you've never done because you fear the consequences no longer matter, because as long as it isnt putting a gun to your head (or similair) it won't be a 100% chance of death.
Now I don't want to set you up on a path to rape or murder left, right and center, but as long as you keep relatively to yourself you can do anything.
Do realize I mean that litteraly: ANYTHING. Why haven't you ever been to china?
Because it's a fucking shit country and you don't have the money? Who cares? Not you, you're already dead. Everything else is a bonus.
Now get your backs packed and get the fuck moving. Or don't, I don't care.
I doubt it, you're a small fry and on the other side of the fucking globe. Also, even if they do, then what? They'll sue? Tough luck, it's not like you'd care. You're already lifting back to another border.
You still don't get it: Consequences no longer matter. Just don't turn into a homocidal dick and leave the rest of the people alone. Everything else doesn't matter.
If your worried about pain your not ready to die. Last week my roommate downed 200 percs his whole month supply and he cried in agony. He was a zombie he was mentally not there but he puked blood screamed I'm sorry had a few big convulsions.... then the EMT came they pumped his stomach. He's like a retard now the doctors say it's not permanent he still acts high and screams that God should just leave him alone.
best of luck chap
stream it tho yep?
I'm going to put it very simply for you, anon. The only way you can die and not feel pain is if you die instantaneously. When it comes to suicide, this is virtually impossible. People have been trying to find a way to kill themselves like that for thousands of years but no one has yet to do it.
I guarantee that any way YOU are ABLE to off yourself, it will be painful in some way. Suicide is never painless; and this just doesn't apply to yourself. Don't forget the pain you are causing others around yourself.
I could sit here all night and go through the different ways I have witnessed people committing suicide, but that is besides the point.
*There is no such thing as painless suicide*
ya see thats where your wrong
Except there is, see >>700991706
The medical science behind it is sound.
Second source: youtube com/watch?v=A-nTAU3vXzQ
Third: ncbi nlm nih gov/pubmed/26502782
Fourth: ncbi nlm nih gov/pubmed/26007160
Errrr, carbon monoxide poisoning.
In fact, any gas lighter than oxygen or that destroys oxygen.
Pretty much same as going to sleep. You get tired then your dead.
No pain. What say you now?
As I said, I can simply talk about all the different ways I have seen people off themselves. Although this does work and is virtually painless if done correctly (quickly enough), but I have seen people start choking and some freak out. I'd say this is probably the only "painless" way to suicide, but this also doesn't change the fact that no suicide is painless. You leave behind the pain for others to have and deal with.
A good old fashion hanging can be entirely painless so long as you snap the neck.
as long as you generate 1250 foot pounds of torque on your neck it should kill you instantly. you can calculate this based on your weight and height but a general rule of thumb is a drop of 2.7 meters should be sufficient. Don't worry if you over shoot the distance your head will just pop off, still just as dead.
Remember to tie the noose properly and you're good.
God speed bro
>but I have seen people start choking and some freak out.
You're full of shit.
Helium doesn't create the FEELING of asphyxiation because that's created by an increase in CO2 in the blood rather than a lack of oxygen. When you breathe helium in you can still breathe the CO2 out, but you no longer get any oxygen. This results in you losing consiousnes, and eventually death.
>I'd say this is probably the only "painless" way to suicide, but this also doesn't change the fact that no suicide is painless. You leave behind the pain for others to have and deal with.
Now you're just juggling with definitions. The first sense of pain is not the same as your second "sense of pain". Faulty reasoning throughout.
It's been a long recorded fact that head loss is not instantaneous, while not any real way to test, you lose all your core faculties and somethings probably going to send a pretty wicked pain signal down your pathways to say something like.... Uhh your fucking body's gone mate.
IT shouldn't, but getting the drop right is quite hard. Too short and you're just suffocating, too long and you might break the head clean off. Leaves a mess.
There's an interesting wiki article about tables (data/numbers) they used in the past to calculate the required lengt of rope/drop to get a clean execution. A quick google should have you find it.
And if you mess that up you'll be in an even worse position that if you fucked up from the other shot. I'd rather just set up a shotgun outside at the perfect height, sit myself so the barrel is against my forehead, close my eyes and pull.
so long as the spinal cord is severed instantly you shouldn't have time to feel it
this is probably true but severing your head shouldn't really be the goal in a hanging, at 2.7 meters you shouldn't be able to generate enough torque unless you weigh quite a bit
Sure thing, mate. I mean I get it.... You get defensive when you're wrong and shot down by everyone.
No need to lash out there though buddy, we're all friends. We just wanted to let you know you ain't as clever as you think you are Billy Bob.
I'm not juggling with any definition. The form of suicide that you are talking about may be painless but there is still the simple fact that suicide is never painless. What about his mother? Father? Any siblings? You think he is the only one to be affected by this. The simplicity of anon appalls me, but then again, I must remind myself where I am.
I'll also take you seriously when you stop trying to act smart because you are trying to form a proper sentence in structure to myself, but I can see the tears in your grammar.
No, roof of the mouth takes out more forward brain, behind the ear is aimed at basic human functioning
Anyone have the clip of the reporter who did it on live television?
No you arent. You're just another faggot posting "muh suicide" to get attention, and shockingly this place has become tumblr because you're getting the motherload of attention you faggot
Did you even read what you originally said to me? xD you are so fuckin dumb. I'm not lashing out in any way, simply pointing out how you're a selective child and should think before you speak.
That is not pain that you are dealing with because you're dead.
That isn't pain for you. It's an emotional response as a direct result of your actions. There can also be anger, rage, hate or indifference involved.
It's not pain and your using any straw you can grasp at to prove a pretty stupid point.
Walk away, lest someone taunts you some more.
Didn't know argon was more easely accessable. I'd figure that helium, with its normal use of making floating balloons, was more easely accessable. What's argon used for non-commercially?
Give up for that?
Get real attention whore
No place for loser like you
I honestly don't give a shit. Just trying to help another human being out. He can literally come and jump off my fuckin building and crumple on the ground for all I care; I'll just record the whole thing. Besides, my message was for OP and I really don't give a fuck about what you think.
I don't think anyone has it. I couldn't find it but here's Budd Dwyer putting one through his skull using the through the mouth method. http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=cd0_1296909173
3 to 1 .... 75 percent. Or 100 percent of the opinion against you.
The fact that the sample size is so small. Only exacerbates the fact.
You now have shown not only are you dribbling shit, but you can't even work out basic math.
I could kill myself to just about every song on this album.
Next week you're gonna look back on this and ask yourself why you wanted to commit suicide.
Dude, get a job, get your own place, set some goals up for yourself may it be money related, social related or whatever and work your ass off until you're happy again.
99% of depressed people are depressed because they're stuck in a hole and not moving anywhere.
I decided im getting money from a bank and moving to germany thanks guys
i will make a thread once im there i promise
i love you fags
Nah man that's a pretty high risk of not death, just a maiming.. and would be a good 5 to 30 seconds of "holy Fuck this hurts" if not.
Plus... Train drivers are nervous wrecks man, people do that shit ever other week, that ain't really fair on that guy.
how legal is qt3.14 monster girl porn in germany
not a shitskin tho
my grandpa was german
it's still an oprion if this wont work out >>700990949
i will thanks
Hell, rob a bank or something
They have insurance so after some filing they'd get the money back.
Just go in, slide up a note that says you have a gun, and have it say that if there's a dye pack you'll shoot the place up.
Better than killing yourself
>But that's illegal
Oh no, you might go to prison, that would ruin your life.
I saw an anon talk about how a way to guarantee you get the money is to follow the manager around, learn about their personal life, and talk to them and tell them to give you the money or you'll [MESSED UP SHIT] their [IMPORTANT THING IN THEIR LIFE]. Of course, you wouldn't, but you'd get the money and get out.
Just trying to keep you alive so you can experience some of the greater things in life
nah i will loan some money and get the fuck out of america like one anon sugested i hope this will work out i would need a visa or something in germany i think
ohh fuck please do
you would be my qt snek trap gf
dont worry anon i already choosed what to do
hotel near austin to be precise
well im off to sleep
it's gonna be a though week for me
thanks you glorius bounch of fags
hopefully your german is better than your english
i feel like this image is appropriate for this thread even though i didnt read a word in it
i can get behind that
you cant jump straight into nudity man you gotta leave something to the imagination
i got you familia
i love how this become a miia lewd thread
fuck off fam im drunk
miia is too cute to pass up
also im about to trigger everyone here with the next one
ohh shit fam i hope this isnt that one pic i think about
I warned you
Look away if you dont want to be triggered as fuck
seriously though shes cute af
dont worry i have some 3d qt too
oh fuck i almost had a goddamn heart attack there
i need to find more qt 3d miia later
hey let me lewd some too
slime a shit
Find shitty areas of town that need to be leveled so that the city can build a new road through that area. Burn down the only nigger crackhouses left in the way. If you block the doors they cant escape too.
This happened in Lafayette Louisiana a few times. Nobody died but we are a little bit closer to getting a better I-49.
fuck this fam i would much rather snek
did you read the thread mate
You know what Xcom 2 sucked my balls but i really wanted some monster girl mods for party members
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WITH THIS THREAD? This fags actually helped OP
apparently hes going to move to germany instead
thats the power of monster girls i guess
holy fuck same fam
to bad i sold my pc and im stuck with a shitty laptop
i really dont recognize this board
you confused snek with mantis
through cute ass lamias all things are possible
now we just need some real life cute ass lamia so were kinda stuck in a catch 22
yeah some qt monster girls would have made the game alot less boring
i hope so
i dont want to get raped by a bounch of sandniggers
miia mod would be fucking great
Retards in this thread don't realize there are worse things than death. Like spending decades in jail being bored as shit, being starving and cold in China, or doing something dumb and getting terribly injured.
Yeah go do anything because death which is short and carries no consequences is so much worse than the other shit I listed. Dunbasses.
youre a dunbass
and what if we all dunbass
Enjoy the ride lad
were all a bunch of dang dunbasses
You idiots DO realize that if Miia were real, her only hole would be the cloaca near the end of the tail, where both piss and shit come from, right?
come on dude. Just get off your ass and get a job. Its honestly not that hard since there are tens of thousands. Another woman will come along eventually, and as for your parents, I'm sorry and that sucks but thats no reason to kill yourself. Thats just another unnecessary death. The grief of loosing your parents will get better over time once you find other people to love.
nigga you talking shit on snake cloaca?
also its canon she has a vagina
she has human reproduction system
moja podróż do niemiec zamiast samobójstwa
how do you have sex with a vagina?
id assume with your penis
except she has a vagina
i guess she does if you ignore her vagina
Let's hang out if you travel anywhere near Cologne or Düsseldorf. I'm often there work related
I'll buy you some tasty german beer.
my mother was Polish
my father was half german
does this look like a cloaca
you better prove it in a court of law
We should get these dirty poles out of america
Looks like nothing
how could i contact you tho?
damn too bad i wont vote this year
You are at your lowest right now.
It will only get better.
In years you will look back at this, and wish you'd never thought these thoughts.
I know you'll get better anon.
i love when people don't read the whole thread
im off to get some sleep thanks for everything
i will probably make another thread if i fuck up or will be in germany
>that's an intresting idea i always wanted to visit germany
Suicide doesn't make any sense if you've still got hopes and dreams
Go hitchhiking around Germany, beg for money until you can afford a tent, live it up in the wild, buy a cheap bike >>/n/ and just do your thing