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im going to kill myself tonight
what are the fastest and painless ways to do it?
also some music to kill myself to
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dont do it, seriously
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But anon-kun why would you kill yourself if you have amazing pictures of best girl snek girl on your compy?
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boot to the head, works everytime
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>>700987038
Helium, let the bodies hit the floor
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>>700987038
Why would you do that? Tell us
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Heliumbag.
Also, just don't do it. If you're really wanting to kill yourself, pack a travelbag worth of shit and take a random plane.
It's not like you've got anything left to fear, you're already set on dying. Might as well do it by getting mauled by a fucking bear or something.
Swim down some reefs, climb a mountain, fuck a russion hooker, piss of the edge of the world, I don't know. Just do something fun? There's nothing to hold you back now, is there?
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>>700987038
If you kill yourself now you will never know what it's like to have a clingy lamia girlfriend that constricts you with her tail for heat while she sleeps.

You know what? Never mind you should kill yourself. I'm going to kill myself too. See ya on the other side amigo.
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>>700987038
if you stream it, i'll post the helium thing.
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>>700987946
But then you can't beat your meat to lamia porn you silly cunt.
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>>700987554
>>700987280
>>700987253
i am broke
my gf left me for my best friend
both my parents died a week ago in a car accident i have enough mony only for one more week in the hotel
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>>700987038
1. Don't do it, retard
2. Jump in front of a train
3. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LCCiwPEdEpg
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>>700988135
talk to some of your relatives
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Jump, mario theme
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>>700987863
money
i have litherlaly no money left
also sorry for bad grammar oim drunk
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>>700988135
2d is better than 3d anyway
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/b/ is getting a lot softer nowadays. Flooded with normies.
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>>700988263
i only have my grandma left
she is living alone and can bearly sustain herself
i would be just a problem
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>>700988135
Anon what you aren't realizing is that this is the start to every anime ever.

>No money
>no gf, grand betrayal.
>parents mysteriously disappearing.

Your snek will come soon
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>>700987863
Don't listen to this guy, unless you know where to get pure helium. Most containers of helium that are sold have a considerable amount of oxygen in them so you won't die, just become brain damaged.
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Do it, I understand how it feels, life is useless anyway, so, why should we care?
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>>700988528
thanks for the warning anon
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>>700988438
i wish it would be that way
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>>700988528
That's retarded.
Also, it's legaly required to say the concentration/composition on the fucking tank.
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>>700988401
Nah we just think being edgy fgts is getting old
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>>700988770
Why are all your images called "Internet Explorer"?
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>>700988770
How old are you OP?
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>>700988314
Get a loan from a shady place, make sure no ties are left with your family so they don't have to pay it back.
What are they gonna do, bring you back from the grave to have you pay off your shit?

Do life-insurance on yourself, money for for your next of kin if all else fails.
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>>700988783
It may be retarded, but it's true.
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>>700988135
Killing youself rather than those who have wronged against you? Ok.
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>>700987038
Naw dont do it fagget
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talk to your other relatives? talk to them so they can help you out
dont just give up man
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>>700988922
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>>700988955
what family fam im alone
>>700988896
named them that way a while back when i saw another miia-anon on /b/ having them called internet explorer
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>>700988798
Yea so lets lie to OP how his life can get sooo much better
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Why would you want to die painlessly? Live a little! Go to a mall, drench yourself in guzzoline and burn.
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>>700988955
Nah thats stupid if you want to go out wit a bang go do something good like for instance track down some child molesters and go blow up their house
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>>700989229
VVVV
>>700988434
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>>700987863
retard shut the fuck up
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>>700989302
>what family fam im alone
Well then, that makes it easy.
Loan all the money you can get, then get the fuck out of the country.

Again, worst case you'll die. It's a win either way.
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>>700989342
this. Also start yelling "Trump\Hillary(which do you hate more) made me do it"
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Shotgun to the head is probably the quickest and is almost guaranteed to kill instantly and painlessly. Any gunshot that cuts diagonally through the brain has increased chance of success. Don't put any gun below your jaw. It will most likely not kill. You want to reduce the amount of space that the bullet will travel to the brain. A side shot or gun in the mouth is will increase your chances.
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>>700988135
Bah, snek anon it could be worse. By example you could've lost your starbound save file and have every backups also get mysteriously corrupted att he same time foreber destroying your favorite floran character that had a sick outfit that you found while explorer planets.
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>>700989368
i could always shoot up some niggers but i dont know if i have enough money to buy a gun
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>>700989371
no u

>>700989368
Heh, have him fly to S.A, join isis pretend to be a god fearing muslim, kill some top bras.
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>>700989551
kek'd
>>700989524
not enough money to buy one
>>700989454
that's an intresting idea i always wanted to visit germany
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>>700989454
This guy gets it.
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Support anti-muslims.
>Allahu akbar and blew yourself to heavens, take few with you.
>Some refugees will get killed or send back because of that.
>???
>profit
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>>700989867
MY FLORAN WAS SO BEAUTIFUL, IT'S NOT FAIR

I WANT HIM BACK
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>>700989867
just try something new!! start a new life, visit countrys or be the next robinson crusoe!!
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>>700989867
Welp there ya go.
Germany it is. Bradworst is really good, and you obv have to try the snitzel. (Or whatever it's called in german).
And once you're bored there, you move on to the next country. If you're bored of the city, you buy yourself a tent and some basic tools and go wild. Again, worst case you die, so everything is an improvement.
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>>700989601
You don't need a gun all you need is fire
dude I bet your smart enough to engineer some urban warfare weapons
go on the hidden wiki and look up info about explosives and stuff
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>>700989618
Yeee you know where I'm getting at
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>>700989867
seriously. if you want to die then go do some crazy shit. no matter what it is it'll be safer than suicide
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>>700990173
implying he has money.
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>>700990251
i like the idea but wouldn't they find me anyway?
i heard banks have their ways to find people
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>>700990356
also live stream it.
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>>700990558
forgot the pic
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>>700989867
if you come to germany tell me.

[email protected]
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Anyway, moral of the story:

The only thing holding people back in life are consequences of their actions. By far the worst consequence would be death, since anything else would no longer matter once you're dead.

You want to commit suicide, and given you do that properly that's a 100% chance of death.
All those other things you've never done because you fear the consequences no longer matter, because as long as it isnt putting a gun to your head (or similair) it won't be a 100% chance of death.
Now I don't want to set you up on a path to rape or murder left, right and center, but as long as you keep relatively to yourself you can do anything.

Do realize I mean that litteraly: ANYTHING. Why haven't you ever been to china?
Because it's a fucking shit country and you don't have the money? Who cares? Not you, you're already dead. Everything else is a bonus.

Now get your backs packed and get the fuck moving. Or don't, I don't care.
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I guess you could huff something and get extremely high while depriving your body from oxygen
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>>700990558
I doubt it, you're a small fry and on the other side of the fucking globe. Also, even if they do, then what? They'll sue? Tough luck, it's not like you'd care. You're already lifting back to another border.

You still don't get it: Consequences no longer matter. Just don't turn into a homocidal dick and leave the rest of the people alone. Everything else doesn't matter.
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>>700991064
i hate the oyster speech. go fuck yourself.
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>>700990641
I wish you good luck!!
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If your worried about pain your not ready to die. Last week my roommate downed 200 percs his whole month supply and he cried in agony. He was a zombie he was mentally not there but he puked blood screamed I'm sorry had a few big convulsions.... then the EMT came they pumped his stomach. He's like a retard now the doctors say it's not permanent he still acts high and screams that God should just leave him alone.
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>>700991316
Genuinly don't care what you think, message is for OP.
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>>700988135
use helium and a hospital mask thing and hook them up and die of helium inhalation
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>>700991273
+1
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/thread
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>>700987038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIqh9Hj1Z8o
Get a boombox. climb up on a high roof. Set this on repeat from the boombox. spread your arms and fly.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nZfHt5G6UQ
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>>700987038
best of luck chap
stream it tho yep?
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>>700987038
Smash Mouth - All Star
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>>700987038
I'm going to put it very simply for you, anon. The only way you can die and not feel pain is if you die instantaneously. When it comes to suicide, this is virtually impossible. People have been trying to find a way to kill themselves like that for thousands of years but no one has yet to do it.

I guarantee that any way YOU are ABLE to off yourself, it will be painful in some way. Suicide is never painless; and this just doesn't apply to yourself. Don't forget the pain you are causing others around yourself.
I could sit here all night and go through the different ways I have witnessed people committing suicide, but that is besides the point.
*There is no such thing as painless suicide*
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Do you have a job? Where did you stay before all of this?
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get a job lazy ass
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>>700992130
ya see thats where your wrong
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>>700987038
if you kys im gonna beat your ass
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>>700992130
Except there is, see >>700991706
The medical science behind it is sound.

Second source: youtube com/watch?v=A-nTAU3vXzQ
Third: ncbi nlm nih gov/pubmed/26502782
Fourth: ncbi nlm nih gov/pubmed/26007160
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>>700992470
awww shet op u in trubl
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>>700991706
you cannot thread yourself idiot
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>>700992130
Errrr, carbon monoxide poisoning.

In fact, any gas lighter than oxygen or that destroys oxygen.

Pretty much same as going to sleep. You get tired then your dead.

No pain. What say you now?
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>>700992440
>>700992645
As I said, I can simply talk about all the different ways I have seen people off themselves. Although this does work and is virtually painless if done correctly (quickly enough), but I have seen people start choking and some freak out. I'd say this is probably the only "painless" way to suicide, but this also doesn't change the fact that no suicide is painless. You leave behind the pain for others to have and deal with.
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>>700992847
What do I say? I say that you only read a sentence of two of my post and you're just another simple anon on /b/
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I used to try to convince people on /b/ to not kill themself, but then I realized life fucking sucks. Good luck on killing yourself.
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>>700992890
Get fucked emotional pain cop out.

How about, you're wrong. Why not just roll with that?

Shit can go wrong, that makes it inherently dangerous, not painful.
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Supposedly the best and fastest way it's a gunshot angled upward below and behind the ear
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Check out reddit.com/r/vagabond

See the country, be free.
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A good old fashion hanging can be entirely painless so long as you snap the neck.
as long as you generate 1250 foot pounds of torque on your neck it should kill you instantly. you can calculate this based on your weight and height but a general rule of thumb is a drop of 2.7 meters should be sufficient. Don't worry if you over shoot the distance your head will just pop off, still just as dead.
Remember to tie the noose properly and you're good.
God speed bro
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>>700987038
Best of luck on your travels, OP.
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>>700993317
Wouldn't the neck snap hurt, though?
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>>700993227
not really. roof of mouth up thru brainstem is an easier target
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>>700992890
>but I have seen people start choking and some freak out.

You're full of shit.
Helium doesn't create the FEELING of asphyxiation because that's created by an increase in CO2 in the blood rather than a lack of oxygen. When you breathe helium in you can still breathe the CO2 out, but you no longer get any oxygen. This results in you losing consiousnes, and eventually death.

>I'd say this is probably the only "painless" way to suicide, but this also doesn't change the fact that no suicide is painless. You leave behind the pain for others to have and deal with.

Now you're just juggling with definitions. The first sense of pain is not the same as your second "sense of pain". Faulty reasoning throughout.
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Don't be a bitch
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>>700993317
It's been a long recorded fact that head loss is not instantaneous, while not any real way to test, you lose all your core faculties and somethings probably going to send a pretty wicked pain signal down your pathways to say something like.... Uhh your fucking body's gone mate.
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Good luck. Listen to Bring Me to Life.
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>>700993317
Even a successful hanging can generate a short paralysis
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>>700993154
You are easily the most retarded anon I have ran into, today. But I'm sure I'm going to be saying that at least two more times today. So don't feel bad, autist.
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>>700987038
My Funeral by Dope
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>>700993453
IT shouldn't, but getting the drop right is quite hard. Too short and you're just suffocating, too long and you might break the head clean off. Leaves a mess.

There's an interesting wiki article about tables (data/numbers) they used in the past to calculate the required lengt of rope/drop to get a clean execution. A quick google should have you find it.
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>>700991594
This. Least painful of all deaths.
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>>700993227
hahahaha you evil cunt.

Op survives with brain damage
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>>700987038
Paper cut your head off.
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>>700993521
And if you mess that up you'll be in an even worse position that if you fucked up from the other shot. I'd rather just set up a shotgun outside at the perfect height, sit myself so the barrel is against my forehead, close my eyes and pull.
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>>700993808
Alright, thanks. I want to kill myself tbh, but I'm scared of it hurting, or that it might not work.
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>>700993521
so long as the spinal cord is severed instantly you shouldn't have time to feel it
>>700993644
this is probably true but severing your head shouldn't really be the goal in a hanging, at 2.7 meters you shouldn't be able to generate enough torque unless you weigh quite a bit
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>>700993761
Sure thing, mate. I mean I get it.... You get defensive when you're wrong and shot down by everyone.

No need to lash out there though buddy, we're all friends. We just wanted to let you know you ain't as clever as you think you are Billy Bob.
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>>700993532
I'm not juggling with any definition. The form of suicide that you are talking about may be painless but there is still the simple fact that suicide is never painless. What about his mother? Father? Any siblings? You think he is the only one to be affected by this. The simplicity of anon appalls me, but then again, I must remind myself where I am.
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>>700994014
Don't do it fam, scroll up and educate yoself
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>>700991594
You can use any asphyxiant gas that's not oxygen or CO2. Argon and nitrogen are good choices and more available than helium.
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>>700993532
I'll also take you seriously when you stop trying to act smart because you are trying to form a proper sentence in structure to myself, but I can see the tears in your grammar.
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>>700993885
That would require dedication.
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>>700993521
No, roof of the mouth takes out more forward brain, behind the ear is aimed at basic human functioning
>>700993227
Anyone have the clip of the reporter who did it on live television?
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>>700993644
Yeah, true. The body is still functioning and such after the head is removed. A body will actually continue breathing for a while if the airways are open.
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>>700994111
>What about his mother? Father? Any siblings?
Dead. Didn't you read the fucking thread?
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>>700987038
No you arent. You're just another faggot posting "muh suicide" to get attention, and shockingly this place has become tumblr because you're getting the motherload of attention you faggot
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>>700994064
Did you even read what you originally said to me? xD you are so fuckin dumb. I'm not lashing out in any way, simply pointing out how you're a selective child and should think before you speak.
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>>700994111
That is not pain that you are dealing with because you're dead.

That isn't pain for you. It's an emotional response as a direct result of your actions. There can also be anger, rage, hate or indifference involved.

It's not pain and your using any straw you can grasp at to prove a pretty stupid point.

Walk away, lest someone taunts you some more.
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>>700987038
well I've aquired a singe shot gun round
which is really fucking hard in my country
I'm gonna build a four winds / slam bang shot gun and put it to my head
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>>700994404
Then fuck it. Let the nigger kill himself. I don't care, anymore.
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>>700994168
Didn't know argon was more easely accessable. I'd figure that helium, with its normal use of making floating balloons, was more easely accessable. What's argon used for non-commercially?
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>>700991561
You're a good guy. Remind me of my psych. Keep on keepin on.
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>>700987038
Listen to this before you do it, also read along the lyrics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cinJDxLUsNY
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>>700994450
>xD you are so fuckin dumb.
>>>/out/
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>>700994450
I read it.

You're wrong, and refuse to accept that in the face of a crowd all giving you seperate reasons so.

And you call ME autisic and stupid.

w/e
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>>700988135
Give up for that?
Get real attention whore
No place for loser like you
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>>700994454
I honestly don't give a shit. Just trying to help another human being out. He can literally come and jump off my fuckin building and crumple on the ground for all I care; I'll just record the whole thing. Besides, my message was for OP and I really don't give a fuck about what you think.
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>>700989601
That's the spirit OP, make the world a better place
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>>700994644
>>>>/out/
Enjoy yourself, nigger
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>>700994768
>crowd
>2-3 people
calm down kid
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>>700994850
But think of the pain.
Ya fuckwit.
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>>700994286
I don't think anyone has it. I couldn't find it but here's Budd Dwyer putting one through his skull using the through the mouth method. http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=cd0_1296909173
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>>700995004
Pain for his family. I honestly don't give a fuck about this panty-wearing, sobbing, piece of shit.
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>>700995065
was about to link the same one on youtube.
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Overdose on heroin or exit bag are the most painless.
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>>700994536
Welding. You need pure argon not the CO2 mix used on steel.
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>>700994953
3 to 1 .... 75 percent. Or 100 percent of the opinion against you.

The fact that the sample size is so small. Only exacerbates the fact.

You now have shown not only are you dribbling shit, but you can't even work out basic math.
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>>700995301
Oh right, I heard that before.
Can you just buy that shit?
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I could kill myself to just about every song on this album.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Cn7ZW8ts3Y

The only acceptable music to die to.
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>>700995182
But you did... Why the change of heart.

Fuck... They are turning on me *roll with punch mode engage*
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>>700988135
Next week you're gonna look back on this and ask yourself why you wanted to commit suicide.
Dude, get a job, get your own place, set some goals up for yourself may it be money related, social related or whatever and work your ass off until you're happy again.
99% of depressed people are depressed because they're stuck in a hole and not moving anywhere.
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>>700995638
Not if he kills himself.
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>>700995638
>and not moving anywhere.
Like germany!
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>>700995429
Buy in small disposable cylinders or rent a big cylinder. It's not controlled at all as its a component of air anyway and harmless unless misused.
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Do not be a fag, kill yourself
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>>700990137
I understand your pain, bro.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10LNTGsTIyY Candlemass man
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>>700987038
But there are so many more monstergirls to fap to
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I decided im getting money from a bank and moving to germany thanks guys
i will make a thread once im there i promise
i love you fags
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>>700996290
>I've decided I'm off to get myself raped by mudslimes
Have a nice life faggot
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>>700987038
Fastest and most painless way is a train
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Please don't man. Find somebody to stay with if you can. At least think about it a little more, please
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>>700996290
good on you anon
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIqh9Hj1Z8o
Have some music.
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>>700996290
Don't do it. Just kill yourself instead
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>>700996290
good decision
its awesome here in germany
try to stay away from immigrants
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>>700996290
Sounds like it'll be fun! Everyone in Germany knows English so it shouldn't be too rough on you.
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>>700996733
Nah man that's a pretty high risk of not death, just a maiming.. and would be a good 5 to 30 seconds of "holy Fuck this hurts" if not.

Plus... Train drivers are nervous wrecks man, people do that shit ever other week, that ain't really fair on that guy.
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>>700997074
He's gonna be an immigrant himself, dumbfuck.
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>>700997293
>>700997074
stay away from asylum seeker's
aka sand niggers and mudslimes

thats what I meant

shit
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>>700987038
Toaster in bath, Ride the Lightning my Mettalica
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>>700997074

how legal is qt3.14 monster girl porn in germany
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>>700997293
not a shitskin tho
my grandpa was german
>>700997074
thanks
>>700997059
it's still an oprion if this wont work out >>700990949
i will thanks
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>>700997642
this
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>>700989867
Hell, rob a bank or something

They have insurance so after some filing they'd get the money back.
Just go in, slide up a note that says you have a gun, and have it say that if there's a dye pack you'll shoot the place up.
Better than killing yourself
>But that's illegal
Oh no, you might go to prison, that would ruin your life.

I saw an anon talk about how a way to guarantee you get the money is to follow the manager around, learn about their personal life, and talk to them and tell them to give you the money or you'll [MESSED UP SHIT] their [IMPORTANT THING IN THEIR LIFE]. Of course, you wouldn't, but you'd get the money and get out.

Just trying to keep you alive so you can experience some of the greater things in life
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>>700997642
you can do what ever you want

the only reason why someone would hunt you is when you start to download / upload :
>cp
>latest movies / music

streaming is legal
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>>700998010
nah i will loan some money and get the fuck out of america like one anon sugested i hope this will work out i would need a visa or something in germany i think
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>>700987553
top kek
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>>700987038
il become a qt trap, cosplay as the snek and suck your dick every morning but please don't kill yourself, you fucking fagot!!
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>>700998932
ohh fuck please do
you would be my qt snek trap gf
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>>700999235
of course il be your snek, j-just don't fucking kill yourself!!
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>>700999513
dont worry anon i already choosed what to do
V
>>700996290
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>>700988135
Where you at?
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>>700995638
op please read this, he's right
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>>700987038
Srsly dont do it its retarded but if you would really like to know a painless way try to get some carbonmonoxide you wont even notice
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>>700999857
nice! best of luck in your new adventure, don't forget to get some German pussy, bon voyage.
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>>700999959
In texas america
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>>701000274
hotel near austin to be precise
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im just here for Miia
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well im off to sleep
it's gonna be a though week for me
thanks you glorius bounch of fags
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>>701001152

hopefully your german is better than your english
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>>701001330
fuck off fam im drunk
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>>701001478

fucking got you
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i feel like this image is appropriate for this thread even though i didnt read a word in it
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>>701001478
snkek
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>>701001478
You're not old enough to drink :^)
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Have an enema before-hand, take a canister of CO2 and inhale it while listening to "I Could Have Lied" by The Red Hot Chilli Peppers.
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Have an enema (so you don't die in your own shit), put on your best suit, take a gas canister of CO2 and inhale it whilst listening to "I Could Have Lied" by The Red Hot Chilli Peppers.
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>>701001637
more lewd
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>>701002098

i can get behind that
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>>701002276
>>701002098
these are barely PG13, you said lewd
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>>701002276
>>701002098
more lewd

MORE
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>>701002695
what was posted isnt even lewd fegget, we need actual lewd stuff
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>>701000274
>In texas america
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>>701002828

you cant jump straight into nudity man you gotta leave something to the imagination

>>701002695

i got you familia
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>>701003112
i love how this become a miia lewd thread
>>701002895
fuck off fam im drunk
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>>701003299

miia is too cute to pass up
also im about to trigger everyone here with the next one
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>>701003410
im ready
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>>701003299
>>701001825
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>>701003410
ohh shit fam i hope this isnt that one pic i think about
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>>701003600
I warned you
Look away if you dont want to be triggered as fuck


seriously though shes cute af
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>>701003410
my ass cheeks are primed
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>>700987038
Don't kill yourself you're liable to fuck up and end up a cripple.
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this is some pretty good stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAMeUoYsE_k
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>>701003775
dont worry i have some 3d qt too
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>>701003775

alright back to business
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>>701003775
>>701004063
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>>701004063

oh fuck i almost had a goddamn heart attack there
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>>701004063
>>701004132
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>>700987038
I think suicide is selfish OP.
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>>701004209
>>701004132
>>701004063

i need to find more qt 3d miia later
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>>701004103
hey let me lewd some too
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Fight anon, fight. Don't kill yourself. It's going to fuck up everything and everyone around you. If you care about your grandma you won't do it.
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>>701004572
fucking heresy
slime a shit
A SHIT
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>>700990273
Find shitty areas of town that need to be leveled so that the city can build a new road through that area. Burn down the only nigger crackhouses left in the way. If you block the doors they cant escape too.

This happened in Lafayette Louisiana a few times. Nobody died but we are a little bit closer to getting a better I-49.
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>>701004879

nah suu is fine
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>>701004879
Snek 2nd worst
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>>700987038
Cool, good luck mate
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>>700987038
Are you still alive OP?
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>>700987038

Please don't do it.
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>>701004946
>>701004972
>>701004972
fuck this fam i would much rather snek
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>>701005548
You should consider suicide.
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>>701005639
did you read the thread mate
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You know what Xcom 2 sucked my balls but i really wanted some monster girl mods for party members
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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WITH THIS THREAD? This fags actually helped OP
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>>701005998

apparently hes going to move to germany instead

thats the power of monster girls i guess
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>>700987038
Find a monster waifu that kills her mate after sex. Just have sex and...Oh wait...jajajaja
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>>701005863
holy fuck same fam
to bad i sold my pc and im stuck with a shitty laptop
>>701005998
i really dont recognize this board
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>>701005751
następnie zabić siebie kurwa :^)
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>>701006123
I didn't thought that snek was that powerful...
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>>700987038
DRAIIIIIIIIIINAGE ANON YOU BOY!
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>>701006302
you confused snek with mantis
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>>701006457

through cute ass lamias all things are possible
now we just need some real life cute ass lamia so were kinda stuck in a catch 22

>>701006381

yeah some qt monster girls would have made the game alot less boring
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>>700996290
you'll love it anon, I guarantee it.
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>>700997642
whatever you do, don't torrent or if you do use a good vpn I've heard multiple stories of people screwed over big time.
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>>701006755
i hope so
i dont want to get raped by a bounch of sandniggers
>>701006657
miia mod would be fucking great
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Retards in this thread don't realize there are worse things than death. Like spending decades in jail being bored as shit, being starving and cold in China, or doing something dumb and getting terribly injured.

Yeah go do anything because death which is short and carries no consequences is so much worse than the other shit I listed. Dunbasses.
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>>701006430
Graf spierdalaj
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>>701007176

youre a dunbass
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>>700988434
if you kill yourself you kill her heart, too. She will rather live poor with you than still poor without you.
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>>701007248
kto powiedziany ja graf
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>>700989140
Yeah fuck them over hardcore then afterwards you can do whatever.
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>>700992757
Kek
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Co tu sie odjanie pawla
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>>700987038
Lava
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>>701007448
>>701007176
and what if we all dunbass
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>>700987038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF32DRg9opA&index=30&list=LLSk0tmiwQ0R1pAzKTEDu7dw

Enjoy the ride lad
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>>701008223

were all a bunch of dang dunbasses
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You idiots DO realize that if Miia were real, her only hole would be the cloaca near the end of the tail, where both piss and shit come from, right?
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>>700987038
>Walk into police station
>Scream "Allahu Ackbar!"
>Pull out toy gun
>Profit
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>>700988135
come on dude. Just get off your ass and get a job. Its honestly not that hard since there are tens of thousands. Another woman will come along eventually, and as for your parents, I'm sorry and that sucks but thats no reason to kill yourself. Thats just another unnecessary death. The grief of loosing your parents will get better over time once you find other people to love.
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>>701008502
her mouth you dumb fuck nugget
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>>700999999

?
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>>701008502
that's not how 2d works.
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>>701008801

LMFAO, that's all it would take to satisfy you?
Wow.

>>701008885

It is if I think it is.
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>>701008502

nigga you talking shit on snake cloaca?
also its canon she has a vagina

https://exhentai.org/g/657979/0a08f806b9/
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>>701009172

Nah, that's fucking dumb. How would you even fuck that?
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>>701008502
she has human reproduction system
>>701007960
moja podróż do niemiec zamiast samobójstwa
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>>701009441

Nope, she's snake from the waist down.
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>>700994410
no bullying ;w;
dont bully OP
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>>701009441
wait arent you from america?
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>>701009431

how do you have sex with a vagina?
id assume with your penis

>>701009512
except she has a vagina
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>>701009633

Nah, she's got a cloaca.
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I wish I had the courage to kill myself.
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>>701009809

i guess she does if you ignore her vagina
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>>701009441
Yo, OP
Let's hang out if you travel anywhere near Cologne or Düsseldorf. I'm often there work related
I'll buy you some tasty german beer.
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>>701010055

Impossible to fuck at that angle with your tiny penis.

And she's got a cloaca.
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>>701009617
my mother was Polish
my father was half german
>>701009809
does this look like a cloaca
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>>701010156

you better prove it in a court of law
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>>701009617
We should get these dirty poles out of america
>>701010289
Looks like nothing
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>>700988135
You are at your lowest right now stranger. It can only get better from here. In years you will look back on this and wish you never thought those thoughts.
Stay strong anon.
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>>701010138
how could i contact you tho?
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>>701006123
Top kek
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>>701010405
damn too bad i wont vote this year
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>>700987038
MonMusu season 2 confirmed, hang on 1 or 2 year, doit for the girls.
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>>700988135
You are at your lowest right now.
It will only get better.
In years you will look back at this, and wish you'd never thought these thoughts.
I know you'll get better anon.
Cheers.
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>>701010627
You cant even drink yet
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>>701010289

It looks like... nothing.
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>>700988135
Please don't kill yourself anon, it's not worth it.
Regardless of how tough things are now it'll get better, the struggle might be long but in the end it will be worth it.
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>>700987038
dont do it op she still loves you shes waiting for you to text her and go after her dont hate urself man ull never love her as much as she loves you
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>>701010651
Basically this.
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Fuko Yu
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>>701010968
>>701010930
>>701010895
>>701010651
>>701010629
>>701010418
i love when people don't read the whole thread
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Did he do it?
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>>701006430
>wypierdalaj
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>>701011187
VVV
>>700996290
>>
so yea
im off to get some sleep thanks for everything
i will probably make another thread if i fuck up or will be in germany
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>>700989867
>that's an intresting idea i always wanted to visit germany

Suicide doesn't make any sense if you've still got hopes and dreams

Go hitchhiking around Germany, beg for money until you can afford a tent, live it up in the wild, buy a cheap bike >>/n/ and just do your thing
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>>701011646
Goodnight asuka
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>>701011806
:^)
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Op you should start a new life for yourself. Join the military if you're young enough, let all that has happened fuel you and if you go out fight, then I can't think of a better death.
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>>700987038

>mfw people actually believe this is a serious thread and not a circlejerking monster girl weeb attention whore
>mfw I have no face
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