YLYL OUCH! Edition
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YLYL OUCH! Edition
>>700986057
well played
>>700986057
>>700986613
Jeeeeeesus fucking christ, her head took an absolute beating, niggers got skill though
>>700987272
Sharp humour
banana.jpg
>>700987272
>>700987559
a little too edgy for me
>>700987696
NO! FUCK YOUR SHIT FUCK BANANA, IF YOU LIKE IT SO MUCH WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU BLEND IT'S A FUCKING BANANA SKIN WITH A PRINTED PICTURE OF YPUR CANCER BANANA FUCK MEME AND FUCK YPURSELF WITH THE REMAINING BANANA LONG ENOUGH SO YOUR ASSHOLE IS BIG ENOUGH TO POUR THE CANCER JUICE INSIDE HUH?!!!!
>>700986057
anyone got the gif/webm where a dude is doing this and his teeth fly the fuck out?
>>700988373
>>700988382
Fucking top kek to the both of you. Love it.
>>700989182
fukin rekt
>>700986613
Lost already... Niggers be trippin
>>700987272
I want to throw lemon juice on her.
>>700988449
I hereby declare my interests
>>700989448
sauce?
>>700989481
sauce?
>>700986057
poor Pepe was hurt so bad he said ouch and made his mouith go too far open
>>700989448
Need link
>>700989448
dwam!!
>>700986613
>>700986253
fucking kek, my sites
>>700986057
Shwish Tony approvsh, you shee, eating corn on the cob ish like making love to a beautiful woman!
>>700989448
any sauce?
Latina Abuse Moretta Moretta
>>700989887
>>700989846
what do you live under a fucking rock
>>700989481
blanks or just the worst shot of all fucking time?
>>700990197
That looks like a super dope version of Black Science Guy
>>700990476
It was real...she dead
>>700989846
http://news.sky.com/story/tv-journalists-killed-on-air-were-shot-in-head-10348001
>>700989448
>>700987335
wut
>>700990461
faggot
>>700989182
You can see the moment where she's about to get back up, then realizes "oh shit nigga I can milk this now" and goes limp again, fuckin women.
>>700989887
>>700990461
that's why you never ever let a LoL player out of his cave
>>700987272
Lost
You: Hey, 23/M from UK looking for a worthless slut who wants to become my slave and do as she's told. I want someone perfectly obedient and totally submissive, who will worship me as her master, ready to fulfill everything I say. You need to be commited and faithful, and completely monogamous, I and only I will be your owner and master, long term. Ideally I want to make you my slave in real life, if you're from UK or are willing to travel that's perfect. I have a thing for virgins and clingy, inexperienced girls and I think small boobs are super cute. My kik is velvetjp
You: Hey, 23/M from UK looking for a worthless slut who wants to become my slave and do as she's told. I want someone perfectly obedient and totally submissive, who will worship me as her master, ready to fulfill everything I say. You need to be commited and faithful, and completely monogamous, I and only I will be your owner and master, long term. Ideally I want to make you my slave in real life, if you're from UK or are willing to travel that's perfect. I have a thing for virgins and clingy, inexperienced girls and I think small boobs are super cute. My kik is velvetjp
You: Hey, 23/M from UK looking for a worthless slut who wants to become my slave and do as she's told. I want someone perfectly obedient and totally submissive, who will worship me as her master, ready to fulfill everything I say. You need to be commited and faithful, and completely monogamous, I and only I will be your owner and master, long term. Ideally I want to make you my slave in real life, if you're from UK or are willing to travel that's perfect. I have a thing for virgins and clingy, inexperienced girls and I think small boobs are super cute. My kik is velvetjp
You: Hey, 23/M from UK looking for a worthless slut who wants to become my slave and do as she's told. I want someone perfectly obedient and totally submissive, who will worship me as her master, ready to fulfill everything I say. You need to be commited and faithful, and completely monogamous, I and only I will be your owner and master, long term. Ideally I want to make you my slave in real life, if you're from UK or are willing to travel that's perfect. I have a thing for virgins and clingy, inexperienced girls and I think small boobs are super cute. My kik is velvetjp
You: Hey, 23/M from UK looking for a worthless slut who wants to become my slave and do as she's told. I want someone perfectly obedient and totally submissive, who will worship me as her master, ready to fulfill everything I say. You need to be commited and faithful, and completely monogamous, I and only I will be your owner and master, long term. Ideally I want to make you my slave in real life, if you're from UK or are willing to travel that's perfect. I have a thing for virgins and clingy, inexperienced girls and I think small boobs are super cute. My kik is velvetjp
You: Hey, 23/M from UK looking for a worthless slut who wants to become my slave and do as she's told. I want someone perfectly obedient and totally submissive, who will worship me as her master, ready to fulfill everything I say. You need to be commited and faithful, and completely monogamous, I and only I will be your owner and master, long term. Ideally I want to make you my slave in real life, if you're from UK or are willing to travel that's perfect. I have a thing for virgins and clingy, inexperienced girls and I think small boobs are super cute. My kik is velvetjpg
>>700989448
>that cheeky grin at the end
You: Hey, 23/M from UK looking for a worthless slut who wants to become my slave and do as she's told. I want someone perfectly obedient and totally submissive, who will worship me as her master, ready to fulfill everything I say. You need to be commited and faithful, and completely monogamous, I and only I will be your owner and master, long term. Ideally I want to make you my slave in real life, if you're from UK or are willing to travel that's perfect. I have a thing for virgins and clingy, inexperienced girls and I think small boobs are super cute. My kik is velvetjp
You: Hey, 23/M from UK looking for a worthless slut who wants to become my slave and do as she's told. I want someone perfectly obedient and totally submissive, who will worship me as her master, ready to fulfill everything I say. You need to be commited and faithful, and completely monogamous, I and only I will be your owner and master, long term. Ideally I want to make you my slave in real life, if you're from UK or are willing to travel that's perfect. I have a thing for virgins and clingy, inexperienced girls and I think small boobs are super cute. My kik is velvetjp
You: Hey, 23/M from UK looking for a worthless slut who wants to become my slave and do as she's told. I want someone perfectly obedient and totally submissive, who will worship me as her master, ready to fulfill everything I say. You need to be commited and faithful, and completely monogamous, I and only I will be your owner and master, long term. Ideally I want to make you my slave in real life, if you're from UK or are willing to travel that's perfect. I have a thing for virgins and clingy, inexperienced girls and I thinkg small boobs are super cute. My kik is velvetjp
You: Hey, 23/M from UK looking for a worthless slut who wants to become my slave and do as she's told. I want someone perfectly obedient and totally submissive, who will worship me as her master, ready to fulfill everything I say. You need to be commited and faithful, and completely monogamous, I and only I will be your owner and master, long term. Ideally I want to make you my slave in real life, if you're from UK or are willing to travel that's perfect. I have a thing for virgins and clingy, inexperienced girls and I think small boobs are super cute. My kik is velvetjp
You: Hey, 23/M from UK looking for a worthless slut who wants to become my slave and do as she's told. I want someone perfectly obedient and totally submissive, who will worship me as her master, ready to fulfill everything I say. You need to be commited and faithful, and completely monogamous, I and only I will be your owner and master, long term. Ideally I want to make you my slave in real life, if you're from UK or are willing to travel that's perfect. I have a thing for virgins and clingy, inexperienced girls and I think small boobs are super cute. My kik is velvetjp
You: Hey, 23/M from UK looking for a worthless slut who wants to become my slave and do as she's told. I want someone perfectly obedient and totally submissive, who will worship me as her master, ready to fulfill everything I say. You need to be commited and faithful, and completely monogamous, I and only I will be your owner and master, long term. Ideally I want to make you my slave in real life, if you're from UK or are willing to travel that's perfect. I have a thing for virgins and clingy, inexperiefnced girls and I think small boobs are super cute. My kik is velvetjp
>>700990476
Unless you get a good heart shot or headshot, it'll take a couple-30 seconds for the blood pressure to drop enough to make someone drop.
You: Hey, 23/M from UK looking for a worthless slut who wants to become my slave and do as she's told. I want someone perfectly obedient and totally submissive, who will worship me as her master, ready to fulfill everything I say. You need to be commited and faithful, and completely monogamous, I and only I will be your owner and master, long term. Ideally I want to make you my slave in real life, if you're from UK or are willing to travel that's perfect. I have a thing for virgins and clingy, inexperienced girls and I think small boobs are super cute. My kik is velvetjp
You: Hey, 23/M from UK looking for a worthless slut who wants to become my slave and do as she's told. I want someone perfectly obedient and totally submissive, who will worship me as her master, ready to fulfill everything I say. You need to be commited and faithful, and completely monogamous, I and only I will be your owner and master, long term. Ideally I want to make you my slave in real life, if you're from UK or are willing to travel that's perfect. I have a thing for virgins and clingy, inexperienced girls and I think small boobs are super cute. My kik is velvetjp
You: Hey, 23/M from UK looking for a worthless slut who wants to become my slave and do as she's told. I want someone perfectly obedient and totally submissive, who will worship me as her master, ready to fulfill everything I say. You need to be commited and faithful, and completely monogamous, I and only I will be your owner and master, long term. Ideally I want to make you my slave in real life, if you're from UK or are willing to travel that's perfect. I have a thing for virgins and clingy, inexperienced girlsf and I think small boobs are super cute. My kik is velvetjp
Hit the deck boys, the copypaste warrior is here.
Can copypaste shut the fuck up
>>700991026
>implying you can play LoL with one arm
>>700990476
>thinks people die like they do in movies and drop immediately after being shot
you're a special kind of stupid aren't you anon?
>>700991400
GET IN HERE, MATES
>>700990476
there's a reason /k/ is always on about 'stopping power'
if some frail blondie can run off while freshly perforated, a determined person can throttle your ass
>>700989887
he has no left arm
>>700987335
Weirdest boner
>>700991175
LOST! DAMMMIT!
>>700991175
kek
>>700989182
Fucking pigs
>>700991080
>>700991148
>>700991209
>>700991247
>>700991308
We're you pulling this shit on Omegle not too long ago?
>>700991080
>>700991148
>>700991209
>>700991308
So this is our latest cancer?
>>700987559
I see what you did there young man
>>700991488
i love the moment he unclenches his buttcheeks
>>700992089
>cops are yelling and motioning for people to stay back
>run up anyway
>get slammed
>WTF PIGS
>>700992483
You looked at his ass?
>>Inb4 gay
>>700991488
Lmao I laughed so hard when he just gets stunned mid air and falls
>>700990902
are you a fucking idiot? wow
>>700991426
>implying you can't
>>700992614
stop assuming my sexuality please
>>700989887
What a faggot, wearing his watch on the right hand
OH, wait...
>>700993002
Ok faggot
>>700991080
>>700991148
>>700991209
>>700991308
You I like. The rest of you can fuck off.
>>700987335
this reminds me of a scene in a film I saw once where a girl goes to the dentist. dentist takes forever so the mother goes in to see what's happening, and her daughter's just in the chair dead with all her dissected organs next to her and the dentist no where to be found.
Anyone know the name of the film?
>>700989448
I found sauce http://tour5m.latinathroats.com/update/moretta/
costs money tho
>>700987518
so whats new
shit always has peanuts in it
>>700993325
Suicide Squad
>>700993325
lord of the dentists
>>700989448
girl -"I wanna be in porn but I don't want a dick up my ass"
producer - "How are you with machinery then?"
>>700993325
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116075/
>>700993325
Lord of the dentistry squad
>>700993693
Actually she gets DP in the same vid
>>700993325
Hostel 3
>>700993693
but she thought hilti was a girl
>>700989846
>>700989820
>>700989904
>>700990230
>>700990685
Torrent link boys. Think this is the one. If not, her name is Moretta Cox
https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/9128591/
>>700994123
topkek
>>700993755
no, not that. it's really graphic and it's a young child, not a teenage girl
>>700994123
What the fuck, that fucking faggot didn't deserved it otherwise
4444?
>>700994478
>>700994444
>>700991810
o shit
>>700989887
nope nope nope
>>700994478
>>700994444
what
>>700994687
Lol shut up and just post
>>700986253
fuck, how did i lose to this
>>700989481
>>700994123
what the actual fuck did he think would happen?
>>700990687
DON'T. HIT. ON. GIRLS. ON. A. PUBLIC. FORUM. YOU. THIRSTY. MEN!
>>700987612
i always read this in russian accent
>>700994123
this always gets me. How can you be this retarded?
>>700987612
Fuck. I lost. First time since 'Nam.
>>700995606
These apes fight better than 80% of the men i know
>>700991488
Fucking stupid cop, seriously.
Skinny white guy obviously being a dipshit, he cant even tackle him and wrestle him down, no he has to fucking taze him, its not that he is running fast either, he is running as fast as a 8 year old fatty.
He could had gotten his teeth smashed out by the bottle, he could had gotten the fucking bottle in the throat, and it being shattered, etc etc.
SHIT TRAINING, no respect for circumstances, just because he is too lazy to run, dont give me the bullshit excuse "hurrdurr maybe he has a gun"
>>700995742
equating gender identity to an outfit is consumerist and petty.
>>700994409
Right? That faggot did more to like over than before he did.
>>700989481
The graphics in the new FPS are so lifelike.
>>700987788
>>700996092
Fucking stupid guy deserved it. Too bad it wasn't a bullet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1h5AnCuCQk a
>>700990001
fuqqin nubs, SHIIIEEEET
>>700989481
disgruntled tv station employee murders reporter in Virginia
>>700989887
>>700991488
Did that bottle break on his face after he fell?
>>700989887
It wasn't me! The one-armed man killed my wife!
>>700986057
story?
>>700989448
can someone add helicopter sound to this?
>>700996901
>be a fucking idiot
>this happens
>>700997313
I would fall out of my chair if someone did that
>>700986613
Cesaro swing into a sitdown powerbomb
Lol
>>700996092
Well at least the guy running wasn't black, otherwise he'd have six bullets in his back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEGQqSjtLlc
>>700997492
youre not wearing your seatbelt while lurking /b/
>>700988449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8HKcEJNT8o
>>700995606
the weave all over the floor makes me miss high school
>>700991488
Dumb nigger asked for it when he ran. Dumb niggers get what dumb niggers deserve.
>>700999497
I don't think that word means what you think it means.
>>700989448
moretta cox
>>700989481
this shit is from some movie i think
>>700999601
> Dumb
Means exactly what it should mean in that
>>700999761
How's that GED coming?
9
>>700997492
reddit response detected
>>700995713
a squeal to the movie up?
>>700989481
the gun is pointed right at her and he missed. Fake.
>>700999990
So very close...
>>700995713
here goes that boi
>>700992281
http://www.xvideos.com/video17111565/sex_toy_down_throat_during_nasty_fuck
ouch
>>700993409
http://www.xvideos.com/video17111565/sex_toy_down_throat_during_nasty_fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkxlduIH3I4
This fucking scream at the end is fucking priceless
>his hand is dead
>>700999908
It's ged-ing along just great
>>700992281
thats why she needed braces in the first place
>>701000209
>So very close...
so very reddit gtfo bitch
>>700995606
>9 1 1 on the floor
>>701000610
>>700994996
found the cuck
>>700993325
Finding Nemo
>>701001161
I really have grown to like him as an actor
>>701001322
I just love his reaction.
So I love using it
>>700998217
One could only hope.
>>>700993325
>Hostel 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7hEw7uwUG8
this the first thing i got when i googled that
>>701001255
>those buzzwords
Not so much is it being a cuck as it is not being pathetic
+ouch
anyone know the story on this shit?
>>701001322
who is that guy again?
>>700998870
that's what i expected out of that cunt
>>700988339
Lol
>>701001379
He's a good actor, but on top of that he has his own 'ordinary' kind of scumbag look. His teeth aren't perfect, like he still has one or two towards the back that are missing that show when he smiles, and he has some shitty tattoos.
Just seems like a cool mother fucker to me for some reason.
>>701001610
French ISIS attack?
Orr was that a truck?
>>701000776
Fucking kek
>>700986057
that poor girl
>>700994800
because you're in high school
>>701001626
He plays Cassidy on Preacher, and he was in that new movie with Breaking Bad man about the drug cartels
>>701000610
>most edgy, cringey, and try hard image macro ever reposted on this board
>>700995606
the hair spells out 911
>>700990902
That bitch was out cold you blind faggot
>>700993279
lost
>>701000776
So little blood. thought it would be more. Guess the human body is strong
>>701001781
but why is he a janitor?
>>700995606
and if you look to your right you will see apes in its natural habit.
>>700996092
>Fucking stupid cop
They're also fucking cowards.
>>700995606
I've always wanted to see Medusa fight.
>>700986057
dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcY5eeXqt9E
>>701001440
weirdest boner ever
>>700994396
If it's a child not a teenager the movie is most likely rated x (implying you're in us) but i have no idea what it is
>>700996124
>defending genderfluidity
being literally this retarded
>>700989846
are you serious? try to live in the actual world occasionally
>>700997388
underrated dubs
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFlDLwDChL0
>>701002184
new shitpost meme
>>700990687
this is what kermit the frog would look like if he were human.
>>700993279
maaan!!!! he forgot to DABB!!1
>>701001440
I'd like to see how she fits on the crazy/hot index
>>701002577
Nice dubs but fuck off
>>701002352
welcome to the magical world of vore
>>700992089
They're out shooting innocent blacks too
Amirite?
>>701001440
>>701001440
I can easily fap to this holy shit
>>700989887
Fucking asians
>>701001440
MOAR
>>701001610
jeremy clarkson finaly losing it
>>701002007
He's done other movies and shows
>>700989887
>asians
>>700992281
classic stuff
showing this to my 9 year old daughter and letting her know if she ever gets to this point just to go ahead and kill herself
>>700986057
Fucking lost bro!!!
>>700996052
hahaha
then the men you know are fucking pussys
these bitches cant fight they just throwing punches and pullin on each others hair
if you think thats fighting and you a male then something seriously wrong with you or you just a fucking fairy haha
>>701000196
no, he hit. she died.
>>700996126
oh mother of fuck
>>700991488
Land of the free
>>700986613
LOL fucking niggers man...lost it here too!
>>700990476
People don't just drop dead from gunshots immediately. Especially if they miss vital areas. Even if they hit organs, as long as its not the lungs/heart it can take minutes/hours to die.
>>700987335
queef o' flames
>>701001436
oh god ... my fn sides
>>701001270
lost
>>700987003
Someone took the picture.
They'd be a dickhead not to out the milk up.
>>701002425
he just said it was petty fuckin tard
>>700987272
Sauce on vid?
>>700987272
I'm not sure I get the point of this one.
>>700986613
Did he knock her out?
>>700987272
zozzzzz
>>700995713
The 4chan space program.
>>700991488
that dude looks a lot like Ross
>>701001161
mircea badea
>>700987003
F_F_F_F_FRIDAY NIGHTT
>>701001917
omg! U are Right!!!!
>>700987144
lost
>>700995606
theyre ripping their nigger out of each other
>>700987438
whew lad
>>700986057
Found her brother
>>700996092
This
>>700989481
This was just showing all the SJW cucks how easy it is to get fucked by a criminal with a gun and trying to talk it out would never work
>>700996092
Calm down this was for a music video. Don't you wonder why the is crystal clear video of it?
>>701000776
thats why I dont fuck with fireworks
>>700987438
Lol one of my irl friends made this (and several others like it)
>>700993002
Sorry.. it's just that you said you were watching his buttcheeks unclench
I wondered if that was your thing
>a firm smooth male butt rubbing up and down your dick mmmmmm
What's not to like?
>>700990687
the cringiest part was the girls facebook post
>>700991308
>>700991247
>>700991209
23 y old kid wants a virgin slave. you watch to much anime faggot.
and btw, you re into unexperienced girls cuz you are a pathetic looser and you cant please a woman in any way. pure cringe. and you know it.
>>700986057
didn't even fucking flinch
proof that pain tolerance is a cultural thing
>>700990476
As long as you don't believe in guns they can't hurt you.
>>701002425
I'm surprised you understand the word defending based on your ability to read.
>>700986613
Jamaica Airlines
>>701004666
Proof that you are retard. This is fake you idiot. Get out and never come back.
>>701001626
Joe Gilgun God Tier in Misfits shame they made him have to carry the show single handedly
>>700988449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8HKcEJNT8o
>>701004186
He deserved it
>>701004666
checked
>>700991426
One arm? I'm pretty sure if you just have a stub to bang on keys every now and than you can go pro.
>>701004186
did that dumb fuck try to eat corn that had gone dehydrated and brittle...holy fuck.
>>701001440
>>701001440
>>701005293
That's what I did as a dps warrior in wow.
Then I quit because Dark Souls
>>700989481
Fucking noob, use VATS
>>701001610
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1361769/Sickening-moment-car-ploughs-cyclists-Brazils-Critical-Mass-event-protest-motorists.html
>>701005378
hahah i just noticed that
poor asian has probably never had corn before
>>701001440
Thats so fucking dangerous, the little shit could cause massive damage inside of her
>>701005378
teeth didn't even hesitate.. .just fucked off out of there
>>700986613
fuckin' Africans
>>700996092
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. The tazed guy had it coming.
>>701005650
It's honestly kind of an American thing. I had an exchange student look at us like we were monsters when eating corn and his response was "BUT IT IZ FOR LIVESTOCK". Dude wouldn't even try it even after we explained its a different type of corn, also ate EVERY meal with a fork.
>>701005838
I can't imagine the pop as his teeth disconnected from his gums in a clean jerk. Shucking that shit for bird feeders can hurt your damn hands
>>700996092
Fucking stupid SJWs dont know the backround to this little video and get butthurt.
>>701004666
truuu
>>701004624
what a mess
>>701006225
>Dude wouldn't even try it even after we explained its a different type of corn, also ate EVERY meal with a fork.
where was he from? 17th century london?
>>701006225
had an exchange student living with the neighbor once... he never drank soda. just water and occasionally fruit juice. what the fuck foreigners?
>>701001440
I give her dedication props to pretending she is a fucking cat.
>>700986613
That should be a new wrestling move
>>700986057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mChKLcjFqvE
>>701001891
Structural integrity is clearly misogynist.
Anyone has the webm of a black dude being circumcised while he watch to the sky???
>>700986057
her face at 00:16.
>>700989481
>>700995606
Black lives... they don't matter...
>>701006646
Belguim actually, watching him struggle to eat pizza with a fork or bone-in wings with a fork never ceased to amuse me. I believe by the end of his term here he was addicted to pizza. Very, very cool and polite guy though.
>>701006677
The dude I'm talking about drank more than I seen him eat
>>701006897
I don't have it but its a good one
>>701001917
Niggers were an inside job.
>>700996092
Could the same happen to him if he tackled him as you said?
>>701002957
>7
lost
>>701006897
get bent foreigner. you and your shitty english dont belong here
>>700986710
kys faggot
>>700989448
Good use of power tools
>>701003091
He's probably from Seattle or some shit.
