Introducing a new applicant to the 4chan space program!
Caught trespassing as a caterpillar on the gardeners dill and raised in captivity, born with an intense desire to fly and deformed wings, let's help this poor bastard out and let him spread his wings
A little tape to ensure a safe flight and he's ready for liftoff
My body is ready, anus prepared, just need a good launch site
Launch site secure, applicant ready liftoff in 10
Didn't know that this type of rocket explodes at the end https://youtu.be/S179gegwP9U
we salute you newest applicant of the /b/ space program
you will soar higher than you ever could before brave butterfly
it would have been better if you mimicked charlie and kitten mittens from always sunny rather than that gay ass big bang theory song
at least you would have looked more like charlie than sheldon
>"does your cock make too much noise? well try cock mittens!"
>puts sock over chickens head
1. Get rocket large enough to easily hold chicken
2. Make sure it doesn't explode
3. Tape chicken to rocket
4. Launch the new space program cadet into lower atmosphere.
>mfw ISS sees a chicken strapped to a rocket floating in space
write "OP is a faggot" on the rocket
that would surely confuse the fuck out of them and add to the mystery of it all
OP you are a fucking madman and I love it
This needs to be done more. Good job, OP. You magnificent bastard.
Another shining success in b's Space Program. We're making progress gentlemen.
fuck my sides
they are now floating in orbit with brave butterfly and soon to be cock rocket
Bumping to give OP time to wrestle his chicken and tape it to the undersized rocket/s
Rolling for this! Plz trips power become reality
there is no such thing as an innocent bug.
Someone will ask, and this will be the answer
Also, random irrelevant pic
Took me bout 35 minutes to wrestle my cock, mounting rocket in ass now with super glue hold on a bit
THE EXCITEMENT CANNOT BE CONTAINED.
>'Lurking for 4 years'
>Has never seen this image before
Fucking wasted trips
we eat chicken so shoving a rocket up its ass and lighting it isnt animal abuse because we dont eat cats but chinese people eat cats but lighting a cat on fire is animal abuse and chicken nuggets are good so it isnt animal abuse to chicken nuggets a cat on fire rocket ass chicken nuggets isnt cat abuse animal rockets
That wasn't OP, I think it's still happening.
dude ebin doxx :DDDDD
WOW REPORTED DO NOT HURT SHANSHIANILAS BEINGS!
Broke one chickens anus an he bled out before achieving his dream, going with the rooster he is a bigger bird and has a loose ass that should take rocket module gimme bout 10 minutes
Godspeed, you glorious bastard.
RIP unknown chicken. ???-2016
since you're all so gullible
if you do not reply to this post with
"i love cock in my ass holy shit can never get enough"
your mom will be brutally skinned alive then doused in gasoline and burned tonight
NEW THREAD UP FUCCBOIS. >>701004834
Sorry I was loosening my cock up rubbing him a little bit getting him prepared for space and got a little too excited and he pecked me my eye is bloody and it was hard to see him. Just waiting for the glue to set
T minus 5
if OP doesnt send a chicken into space then ive lost all hope in assholes...
Fulfill your destiny, OP. Screenshots are being made
Dude, I want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
Two cocks down switching to rocket powered dog