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Introducing a new applicant to the 4chan space program!
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But they can already fly, OP.
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>>700983546
I'm listening...
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Timestamp or faggot shitpost
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Caught trespassing as a caterpillar on the gardeners dill and raised in captivity, born with an intense desire to fly and deformed wings, let's help this poor bastard out and let him spread his wings
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>>700983978
DO IT FAGGOT.
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Come on
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>>700983978
do it


faggot
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I cant hold my kek and it didnt even start
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A little tape to ensure a safe flight and he's ready for liftoff
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>>700983546
You're either a giant faggot or doing gods work, OP.

Or maybe. .. Maybe both?
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>>700984799
Pfft hahaha what the fuck
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SOMEONE SCREENCAP
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My body is ready, anus prepared, just need a good launch site
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>>700984799
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Do it
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>>700985188
YOOOOO B A S E D
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>>700985188
Godspeed you magnificent bastard.
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>>700985188
THE DUBS SPEAK!
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>>700984799
You raised the little guy! let him be your pal
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>>700985188
Better film it and make it into a webm
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Launch site secure, applicant ready liftoff in 10
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Blastoff
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Stupid fuck

You have to have a way for him to eject and glide back in like the space shuttle.
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>>700985188
YOUR DEEDS SHALL ECHO THROUGH THE AGES
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Post webm
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Don't die on me
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Is that a firework rocket? Will it explode?
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>>700985631
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Didn't know that this type of rocket explodes at the end https://youtu.be/S179gegwP9U
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>>700985963
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>>700985963
i love you
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>>700985963
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>>700985631
>inb4 challenger explosion
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POST AFTERMATH
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>>700985963
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Hurry up op gotta go
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>>700983739
Into space?
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O.P I loved your pizza making video. Really enlightened me ;)
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>>700985963
One small step for OP, one giant leap for mankind
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>>700985963
FUCKING AMAZING
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>>700983546
>>700983978
>>700984799
>>700985188
>>700985631
we salute you newest applicant of the /b/ space program
you will soar higher than you ever could before brave butterfly
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booooooooooring
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Its plastic faggots
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>>700985963
godspeed
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ANON! DON'T
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He actually delivered. The absolute madman
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Op don't die on us please
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this thread needs to be screencapped and archived with the rest of the space program volunteers
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>>700985963
dude what the fuck is this. i cant see shit there how did you manage to fuck up the camera work so badly
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LOL I FOUND A VIDEO OF OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ows7qBS03nI
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>>700985963
>>700985631
>>700984799
>>700983546
I've got the same butterfly net, where did you buy the butterflies, england?
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goodnight sweet prince
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>>700986746
KEK
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>>700986746
wow, you must be the leet haxxor 4chan the media was talking about. awesome doxxing skills.
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>>700986450
Ur mom is plastic
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>>700986758
Caught on dill in USA
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>>700986746
OP
it would have been better if you mimicked charlie and kitten mittens from always sunny rather than that gay ass big bang theory song
at least you would have looked more like charlie than sheldon

>"does your cock make too much noise? well try cock mittens!"
>puts sock over chickens head
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>>700985963
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>>700987109
I was thinking bout putting him between my legs and pulling his neck till he makes noise
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>>700986794
Yo, fire emblem boys
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>>700987394
that would have been pretty funny too
chokingthechicken.webm
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>>700986746
1. Get rocket large enough to easily hold chicken
2. Make sure it doesn't explode
3. Tape chicken to rocket
4. Launch the new space program cadet into lower atmosphere.
5. ???
6. Profit.

>mfw ISS sees a chicken strapped to a rocket floating in space
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>>700985963
You killed an innocent bug, did that make you feel good?
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>>700988074
Killing shit always puts a smile on my face, pussy
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this is shit and just a lame copy of the original space program.
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>>700988023
The rocket must hace something written on it, like check em, it would add to the normie mystery of why some fucking sickos launched a cock into space.
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>>700988023
Round 2
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>>700988628
write "OP is a faggot" on the rocket
that would surely confuse the fuck out of them and add to the mystery of it all
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>>700988734
COCK ROCKET TIME
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>>700988734
OP you are a fucking madman and I love it
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>>700988734
holy shit
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>>700988287
what about yourself
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Somebody screencap thís thread.
Include me please
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This needs to be done more. Good job, OP. You magnificent bastard.
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>>700988734
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>>700985963
Another shining success in b's Space Program. We're making progress gentlemen.
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>>700988734
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good job op, you magnificent bastard!
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>>700988734
My Fantasy
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>>700985963
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>>700985963
Watched while listening to Electric Avenue.
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>>700985594
Counter-request:
Have children. Tape them to a bottle rocket..
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>>700989556
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>>700989875
Counter counter request: wait until your wife is giving birth
Strap her to a rocket
Have her use the baby as a drag chute
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>>700990068
>"Didn't know that this type of rocket explodes at the end."
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>>700990068
fuck my sides
they are now floating in orbit with brave butterfly and soon to be cock rocket
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holy shit, if he does the chicken
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>>700990203
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>>700988734
AGAIN
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Bumping to give OP time to wrestle his chicken and tape it to the undersized rocket/s
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>>700988734
Rolling for this! Plz trips power become reality
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the ss chiken is ready for lift off!
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Holy fucking shit if he fulfills the cocks astronaut dream
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KFC space program
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Jet fuel can't melt steal beams
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BUT ORIGINAL TELETYPER, HOW CAN YOU BE OF CERTAINTY THAT THE CHICKEN'S MASS NOT HINDER THE ROCKETS VELOCITY RENDERING IT USELESS?
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>>700988734
Cock in space sounds like something pornhub couldn't get the funds for. Behold therefor the power of /b/
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>>700991112
Soon after this the first black person in space
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>>700988734
i think you'll need about 8 of those rockets OP
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>>700988074
there is no such thing as an innocent bug.
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>>700991462
Someone will ask, and this will be the answer
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/pornhub-space-program-sexploration#/
Also, random irrelevant pic
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>>700985963
pretty cool OP
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>>700991516
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>>700991112
>>700991516
topkek
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>>700991455
Wingmounted booster rockets fire for 12.548 seconds to send propelledpoultry v2 to the lower stratosphere, after which the main propulsion rocket can take over.
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OP what is launch prep status?
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>>700988734
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soon...
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>>700991820
>https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/pornhub-space-program-sexploration#/
Shame they didn't make their goal. One of the few crowdfunders I followed start to finish.
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Keep the thread alive!
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>>700988734
Please do it. I wanna lol
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Bump 4 op
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>>700992253
One of the few actually worth following and backing. I only wishI knew about it when it was requesting funds. #would_back_first_porn_in_space
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>>700988734
if he reaches heaven make him tell Harambe we miss him
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>>700992725
The final frontier for fucking. The force of me blowing my load in space is enough to push me backwards like a little rocket blast I wanna see that
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>>700988734

DO IT FAGGET!
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>>700993244
For Harambe i cry them dubs don't lie, preach on sista
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Im starting to feel like OP has fooled us with his cock rocket
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>>700985963
KIM Knows dat feel but he doesn`t give up.
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>>700989556
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>>700989973
>Dat footnote tho!
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update OP?
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>>700989973
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>>700983546

kill yourself, that would be entertaining for a change
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>>700989973
ok
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>>700994154
Took me bout 35 minutes to wrestle my cock, mounting rocket in ass now with super glue hold on a bit
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>>700985963
top kek
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>>700994774
OP DELIVARS
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>>700986758
>>700984799
I bought one of those sets with the same net thing too. Came with a little tub of caterpillars to raise. Eventually all the butterflies cannibalised each other.
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>>700994774
dis gonna be good
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>>700994774
hahaha fucking unreal
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Bump hurry up
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>>700994774
You glorious bastard
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>>700994774
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make tendies and nuggies fly high in the sky!
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>>700994774
Pls satan gib trips in epic bread
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>>700994774
dont use superglue ffs, it will cause burn and fuck up errthang
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>>700994774
THE EXCITEMENT CANNOT BE CONTAINED.
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>>700995496
And the rocket wont?
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>>700994774
you look funny
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>>700985963
REPORTED
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>>700994774
Posted his face haha
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>>700994974
Your a faggot who bought one I stole mine and captured Wild catapillars. try to find black swallowtail butterflys anywher else
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>>700985963
YOU FUCKED IT UP

learn2film faggot
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That little rocket cannot lift a chicken.
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>>700995575
>butterfly
>animal
>>700995652
It can try
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>>700995575
Killyourself white knight faggot
>>700995592
You can fuck off, little bitch
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>>700994774
Are you in my parents' back yard, OP?
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>>700995592
awesome bait, newfriend :^)
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>>700995592
>all those tabs
i laughed
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>>700985963
today op was not a faggot
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>>700983546
Damn OP, you make some swell ass pizza.
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This can't be real. Old /b/ is back?
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>>700995703
>>700995748
>>700995738
Summerfags
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>>700995830
No

See
>>700995575
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Attention Children and Newfags: This is what /b/ is supposed to be like.
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>>700995969
/b/ is whatever you want it to be newfag.
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>>700995886
>summerfag
>lurking for 4 years
Go die in a cancer fire
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>>700995575
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>>700995969
no timestamps so no
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>erect my penis
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>>700996166
Reverse image search
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OP, is astronaut Cloaca ready for liftoff?
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>>700995969
cool, now shut the fuck up and stop posting
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>>700983546
prepping him for launch guys not long now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ows7qBS03nI
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>>700996263
doesn't always work since this might be posted on a less popular board before without anyone saving
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>>700996111
>Cancer fire
>'Lurking for 4 years'
>Has never seen this image before
Fucking wasted trips
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>>700994774
op the absolute mad man, keep it up, you're doing gods work.
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we eat chicken so shoving a rocket up its ass and lighting it isnt animal abuse because we dont eat cats but chinese people eat cats but lighting a cat on fire is animal abuse and chicken nuggets are good so it isnt animal abuse to chicken nuggets a cat on fire rocket ass chicken nuggets isnt cat abuse animal rockets
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>>700996550
Obvious bait, retard, stop shitposting
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FJjwjdkcusldjxjsieh


RETARDED BUMP
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>>700996511
Faggot. He made that video months ago.
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>>700989195
10/10 is this OC?
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>>700996511
I mean this is hilarios but I kinda feel bad for the chicken. At least name him before he traverses the unknown
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>>700983546
Are you like that kid from toy story sid or something kek
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>>700995592
> how to take a screenshot
> male feminism
kek
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>>700996937
Sid, you mean Sid right?
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>>700996984
retard alert
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this thread will 404 efore we see Buzz Chickyear launched
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>>700996838
No, long ago an anon launched a toad on a helium balloon. Hence all the animal abuse started.
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>>700989556
.
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>>700997051
Buzz Chickyear. Name Confirmed.
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>>700996838
Unfortunately, no. I found it in the "Kermit the ass spelunker" thread.
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>>700997051
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>>700995540
underrated
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someone archive this shit
i love you op
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plz dont 404
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bump
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>>700996511

>video uploaded a month ago
>It's...It's still happening, right guys?
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>>700983546
Do the chicken
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bumping
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i see you have a dog as well
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>>700983546
please make it happen

cock in space
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>>700997595
That wasn't OP, I think it's still happening.

>>700997650
dude ebin doxx :DDDDD
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>>700997650
Watch Nixon's catch
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>>700988074
>bug
>space rocket

How dumb are you?
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>>700988023
tbh I'm thinking about putting a canuck goose in a duct tape diaper and sending it on a bombing run suspended by balloons.

Prolly do it next summer.
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>>700985963

You can not fucking imagine what that bugs perception was....im pretty sure that butterfree is the first to travel at such speeds.

This is a fucking milestone for mankind
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>>700991741
absolutely underrated post
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>>700985963
WOW REPORTED DO NOT HURT SHANSHIANILAS BEINGS!
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OP should consider strapping on multiple rockets.
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>>700998140
Fedora Fall Fashion
Not taking the bait, use better bait.
Oshit I took the bait anyway.
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>>700997981
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>>700998481
Baitception
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Time to jam
https://youtu.be/aUUSz54G6jc
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>>700998741
not bad
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>>700989973
fucking kids
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>>700998741
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>>700998212

OP is a professional
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anybody here with fireshot or equivalent? i broke mine in the registry a few minutes ago getting rid of autodesk inventor, can you please post a full page so I can make a cap.
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HOLY FUCK BASED OP YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN
SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS THREAD
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999999 get
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OP? Still there? What's the status?
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Triforce
TriforceTriforce
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no dubs here officer
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>>701000306
Didn't work. Damn
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WE DEMAND A SPACE CHICKEN, AN HERO TO BE REMEMBERED
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>>701000269
Broke one chickens anus an he bled out before achieving his dream, going with the rooster he is a bigger bird and has a loose ass that should take rocket module gimme bout 10 minutes
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OP?
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>>700999999 get???
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what a waste of a good chicken. instead of eating it hes gonna send it 40 feet up and watch its insides rain down all over him
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>>700988734
WEBEM FOR GREAT JUSTICE
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>>701000775
Yes. What a waste.

Shut the fuck up, nigger
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>>701000682

There are always casualties on the road to greatness
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Dubs? Trips? Checkum
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>>701000682
Godspeed, you glorious bastard.
RIP unknown chicken. ???-2016
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>>700994774
soon in jail :)
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>>701000014
N__e F__t
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>>700989556
really dude, fuck you
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>>700989973
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>>701001457
Nope Feet?
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>>700989973
i fuckin hate you
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>>701000682
picture
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>>700989973
shit
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>>701001717
since you're all so gullible

if you do not reply to this post with

"i love cock in my ass holy shit can never get enough"

your mom will be brutally skinned alive then doused in gasoline and burned tonight
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New thread someone
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>>701002115
"i love cock in my ass holy shit can never get enough"
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>>701002115
i love cock in my ass holy shit can never get enough
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>>701002115
i love cock in my ass holy shit can never get enough
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>>701002115
i love cock in my ass holy shit can never get enough
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>>700995592
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>>701002187
>>701002518
>>701002548
>>701002643
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>>701000682
20 mins later ;_;
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Thread will reach the limit soon
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>>700984799
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>>701003270
I personally shall make a second thread.
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>>701003509
Danke mein freunde
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>>700999424
Two snes?
Rich fag.
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>>700985963
Hah
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>>701003509
See you there
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I'm gonna kill your faggot dog
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>>701000682
30 mins later ;_;
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>>701004202
Making new thread now.
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>>700983546
I like you pizza video too OP

https://youtu.be/JLxPD3oVSSc
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>>701004760
Its party time I-talian style!
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>>701004546
link the new thread fam
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>>701004546
NEW THREAD UP FUCCBOIS. >>701004834
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>>701000697
Explain this image
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>>701004391
Sorry I was loosening my cock up rubbing him a little bit getting him prepared for space and got a little too excited and he pecked me my eye is bloody and it was hard to see him. Just waiting for the glue to set

T minus 5
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>>701004760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNDRb9_sZ9E
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>>701005134
LCM
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>>700994774
>op confirmed this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcLPNGLRHU8
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>>701005570
My twin!!!
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HOW MUCH LONGER?
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>>700989556
f
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if OP doesnt send a chicken into space then ive lost all hope in assholes...
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>>700989973
f
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>>700989556
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>>701004834

new thread
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>>700989973
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>>701004976
OP GET IN HERE
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>>701007736
I was in here the whole time
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>>701008106
Give us an update!
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>>701008106
whats the status op?
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>>701008106
Fulfill your destiny, OP. Screenshots are being made
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>>701001717
Dude, I want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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Bump
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post before bump limit
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But you love the cock OP
You would hurt your kitty?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ows7qBS03nI
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>>701008359
Two cocks down switching to rocket powered dog
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>>701009442
do it faster
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>>701009442
upload, aslo don't hurt the dog pls.
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