MR. BETA EDITION
Got some OC
Fuck these assholes.
this is ylyl material if anything
i mean the overall vibe of the song is pretty spot on (if he was going for the whole 80s feel, you know the snares and everything) some better writing and singing and idk its not that bad honestly
>tfw I fucked my best friends crush in his own bed
>tfw he walked in and saw us
>mfw cucked my best friend
It's posted because it usually gets this exact reaction that you're having. It's just a mild bait.
oh ye aposted something on his yt back in Jul i think
Fuck you OP, mister beta is the hero /b/ deserves
Hello, my good mister!
Hello my good sir!
I was simply curious
if you'd heard the word!
Now a private message
between you and me;
you add absolutely nothing
when you denounce newfaggotry!
Sure, their post might of been shitty
but just listen to my ditty
come on y'all sing it wit' me
Shut the fuck up!
Shut the fuck uuup
shut the fuck uuup
Their post may have been bad
but that's no reason to get mad
you added nothing you cad
shut the fuck up!
There's always that ONE extra-serious ass nigga who gotta ruin the running joke by being overly technical and explaining shit
It's more of principle rather than the actual anime character.
He wants to be in a relationship where he can do what he wants and one where his gf wont tell him what he can and cannot do
people like this makes me feel like trash...
JOIN US MATES
>Retards think they can fight
dear god what the fuck? this worries me more than rekt threats
That's now what she's thinking...she's sitting down like that because she's hiding her boner.
You know, sometimes I just want to fucking hang myself
Here's the gif, shitlords
It's the dude who makes pornstars look the part promptly before shooting. He essentially gets paid to smell and prepare the sweetest proverbial fruit for someone else to eat.
That poor chill bisexual dude who was like nigga calm down you're just making it worse for yourself and then "IT HELPS A LOT! THEY ARE THE PEOPLE WHO BULLY ME AT SCHOOL!"
I know so many people where I live (i live in ghetto) and they watch anime all the time. mostly naruto and shit but they are obsessed with it. none of them are fat dweebs at all, half of them play basketball all day.
Already posted this in another thread, but here is my OC.
>Be me, 17
>Invite girl to the movies with me
>Say I'll pick her up at her house at 8:40
>Pick her up at 9
>Get to the movie theater
>Get in line to buy tickets
>Nervous, so I start snapping my fingers quietly
>She notices so I stop
>Get to the front of the line
>H-Hi, can I get two tickets for Nonstop at 9?"
>It's already 9:15
>Buy 2 large popcorns, 2 large slushies, a large pepsi, a hotdog and some rainbow Twizzlers
>Pay like 60 bucks for all the shit
>Cashier tells me to enjoy the movie
>I say "You too!" loudly
>Get into the theater with her
>Sit in the front row, since it gives the best experience
>This is when I remember that I have a crippling fear of planes and heights
>Drink Pepsi to calm myself
>Get to the part where Liam Neeson is killing a dude in the bathroom
>I have to piss really badly
>Get in the bathroom, take a leak, feelsgoodman.
>Feel gung ho, zip up my zipper too fast without shaking off my dick and get piss in my underwear
>Tuck my shirt into my pants to cover it, look like a fucking idiot
>Get back into the theater
>Everything's going okay, I'm eating my hotdog, try and make a move on her
>Put my arm around her and she instantly recoils
>Watch the movie up until the ending where the plane is going down
>My anxiety is acting up, start snapping quietly and bouncing my foot up and down
>Get so anxious I squeeze her thigh really tightly, she's visibly uncomfortable at this point
>Movie ends, walk out of lobby quickly because I'm anxious
>Forgot about all the popcorn and drinks I bought
>She comes out carrying 50 pounds of drinks and popcorn
>"Oh I've got that don't worry"
>Take it from her and dump it in the trash
>"I was gonna take that home, anon."
>Decide to become an alpha
>Try and go for a kiss, try and ask for a goodnight kiss and say "midnight kiss" instead
>She just walks out and we don't speak again
How do people have access to these conversations?
Are they shared by the girl? Is the account hacked? Is it fake?
When I think of cringy fb chats I had in the past I'm afraid of it going public.
> Him: "happy birthday''
> Her: ''omg thanks, let me take a picture''
> Him: ''hahah awesome, can i come in?''
> Her: ''oh sorry no, chad is over right now, > maybe another time''
> Him [starts visibly shaking]: ''oh haha ok''