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Waifu claiming thread.
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>>700973711
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>700978787
Akbar is going well
>Mfw they shot down my chopper but I rigged it with enough C4 to blow apart the entire map
>I think like, 40 C4 in total.
"Do you think we got him?"
"Lets check the choppe- OH MY FUCKING GOD RU-"
*blows up C4*
>"Jesus fuckin christ dude. That was horrific."
>Me laughing like a psychopath.
Feels gud.
Claiming Yuuki
Best Wife.
Best claimed
Still here
Miracle of the Universe
>>700979035
What do you write?
Claimed.
>be at restaurant
>Order food
>Order takes long
>Teacher walks in
>Pleasedontseeme.png
>Order finally out
>Get it and leave
Got out at the nick of time.
Yuuko Aioi claimed!
(・ω・)
>>700978824
nano a cute
a cute!!!
>>700978858
I don't RP, senpai.
(・ω・)
>>700978988
>being THIS MUCH of a heal slut
It's fun healing a teammate and watching them kill people, and then they say thank you. Super rewarding.
I got the "Above All, Do No Harm" by playing on a deathrun map
Stock syringe gun or the Blutsauger? I use the bonesaw, tbh. I like the slightly faster swing speed. Also, I think it looks nicer.
>>700979166
>Stop having fun with a game you like
Here's a (you) and a smug qt, free of charge.
>>700979404
Jesus christ, that's /devilish/.
>40 C4
Sounds like it dropped frames, kek
How many of them did you kill?
>>700979519
that's hot
Claimed
>>700979487
I will marry you Rem ~
>claimed
>>700979601
Killed the two that were closest to the chopper, they're respawned now. All is quiet.
>I'm prepping my base for a Siege style assault.
>Gonna set up a sentry nest with a 200 round LMG
>May God Have Mercy On Their Souls.
Its gonna be fun
>I'm also gonna put landmines out the ass.
Frames Will Drop.
>>700979601
I think it was the Blutsauger, whichever one heals you and eats up scouts.
The Uber Saw is nice because it's a one hit kill if you hit someone in the back. And it charges your uber charge.
>>700979284
Holy shit i hope this goes where i think it is going.
>>700979035
(Rainforest)
>hugs
>>700979601
Fine then senpai
(・ω・)
Claimed.
>>700979267
Enough to pay the most of my living. But it barely makes it. And I dont work with schedules. I write when I'm up to.
40°C is quite hot. Not a lot compared to where i live but quite hot
>>700979530
Small stories of 5 pages in its maximum.
And poems
>>700979601
HEAL SLUT
>>700979848
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Hey
>>700979839
Sorry to disappoint, but that's all.
>>700979956
Yes, but what kind of stories?
I will return.
>>700980098
Well fuck.
>>700979994
Actual healers just hate everyone
>>700980026
Hey there
>>700980175
cute
>>700979994
I mean... sure but... I could be a tank and still want it. :3
>>700979759
God damn, all of that against a few people?
Just you in the base too? GG.
>>700979764
Oh my goodness, it was fun to tear up the Scouts by knowing where they're going to move and spamming while being healed.
Oh, I know it charged uber, but does it really one shot from behind? That's crazy.
What'd you think of the medigun changes on the Meet your Match update?
>>700979994
where did you get this photo of me
delet this
>>700980231
It's hard not to hate basically your whole team for being dumb.
>>700980163
I see you've taken pictures of your trip to Brazil.
>>700979956
Oh well as long as it pays enough right. Plus it seems like a really fun way to earn money I must say I'm kinda jealous
Where do you live if I may ask? It's extremely hot for where I live so I'm not used to it.
>>700979848
Hey Sachi
>>700980308
I stopped playing before the Engie got his update.
Saber claim
>>700980231
>Actual healers just hate everyone
Too true there
Claiming
All waifu's in this thread are guaranteed 100% sugerfree, glutenfree and non-carcinogenic
>>700980446
Saber ~
>>700980308
They all are so dumb
>>700980446
My life as a support main in league
>>700980320
Hey my qt tsun
>>700980308
Its gonna be like that Seal Team Six shit except they'll have to fight Sentries
>I'm gonna do some sneaky beaky and see if I can't do an MLG Snipar when I see their chopper coming.
>Mfw they actually went full tactical and got all black clothes, black gear, laser sights and night vision goggles.
>Came in on a black chopper covered in armor
>Chopper got BTFO by an RPG turret but they managed to parachute out
Dis gon b gud
>BETTER GET BACK TO THE FIGHT.
>>700980163
Mostly are modern stories about today's world. But I don't have an real theme.
>>700980313
There are no dumpsters (or how the fuck you call theses places) in Brazil since 2005.
>>700980231
Hey.
>>700980320
Brazil
>>700980320
WOW LEWD
>>700980026
Thats a lovely pic <3
>>700980414
hello michiru~sama
>>700980492
Hello Akiko
>but I'm told this thread is cancer
>>700980626
Hello Rory.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>700979417
Now you got me interested in Re:Zero
gardy claimed
>>700980492
Do they have GMOs?
>>700980626
Hey there Rory
>>700980678
How are you?
>>700980793
Hey garde
>>700980313
Mai is spitting hot fire.
>>700980415
Oh, boo.
They made it to where all mediguns match the speed on a faster heal target, like the Quickfix, and if your pocket is being damaged by a pyro, the pocket is healed 75% less.
Kinda sucks, honestly.
>>700980533
REPORTED FOR LEWD.
>>700980563
Especially when you try to tell them what to do to not get you killed, and then they do the opposite.
>>700980622
Jesus christ, is this a minecraft clone with guns or ARMA?
>>700980793
Hello! How did the flight go?
here
and
>>700980793
morning
>>700980748
You think so?
>>700980854
I'm still breathing if it counts
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>>700980767
It's good.
Nazi Shino Claimed
>>700980678
>There are no dumpsters
>>700980523
Alice ~
>>700980563
Yeah I understand where you're coming from I used to play a ton of support. Role just wasn't fun for me
>>700980626
Chefbro
Claiming
>>700980563
Hey my sub
>>700980678
How do you get inspiration? Or do you just sit down and force a poem out?
>Brazil
Seems like a mess atm, I hope the Olympics didnt take too much of a toll on you
>>700980733
Stop bullying
Rood ruby
>>700980912
Hey tomoko
>>700981056
>bullying
I'm sorry love~
>>700980854
heyoooooo formaldehyde-flavored
>>700980900
Terrible... puked until I had nothing left to puke
>>700980912
Hi there tomoko, how are you?
>>700980978
FUR DAS VATERLAND!
>>700980756
Hello Alice
>but I'm told this thread is cancer
You were also you you could be anything you wanted to be
>>700980854
Some might. I won't guarantee anything
>>700980900
Uh huh....
I have no idea what you are talking about, it has seriously been forever since I've played.
>>700981056
hi. how goes it
>>700981165
fine. good to see you survived the plane ride
How is everybody today?
>Misaki Nakahara claimed
>>700980900
The attacks are telegraphed! You can dodge them!
>>700980929
Oh shit, are times rough for you?
>>700980992
I enjoy the role, I like being able to help and set up plays
>>700981056
How is family?
>>700981177
How are you?
>>700981165
It's been forever, how are you?
>>700981328
I'm fine, you?
>>700980929
Yep for sure
almost as lovely as you
I wish Tats was here
He had many fans
>>700980756
>>700980854
>>700980992
Howdy
>>700981467
Fuck off Tats.
>>700981415
A-okay amigo.
Shits so fucking gay fr
>>700980979
I'm serious. They're illegal. It was a giant shit they did. Now all the trash is kinda buried. But in a way that doesn't affect the ecosystem too much. After a few years of use they close the place and in 3 years trees can grow again.
>>700981056
I never needed to force it. It just flows. I've never been without inspiration.
Nah. The Olympics were good. We didn't expended as much as we thought. And everything is fine
>>700981368
Kinda. I can't just lie and say that fine now. People know the truth
>>700981426
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>>700981525
Good to hear. I finished class for the day not too long ago, did some working out, now I'm relaxing with some WoW.
>>700980900
Sorta both. Take Arma, make it zimbambo, get some Minecraft esque textures, add in a functional base building system, and you've got yourself Unturned
>Its fucking awesome.
>MFW I had taken out three of them, one with my sentry nest and the other two in a gun fight
>Go outside, get in battle with last guy, outflank him and kill him
>Mfw walk out into open about 3 feet and hear BOOM
>RIP Terrorism Man
>Shot by a receptionist that they convinced to help.
>That .50 bmg BTFO'd me.
All in all, it was a gud fight, and I got outsmarted by Tactical Genius.
>>700981368
Good
I just did the last of my exams so that's out of the way, which is nice
>>700981165
I heard you were feeling sick before you took off last night. Poor thing.
Well, at least it's over, right? How are you feeling now?
>>700981182
>The Engineer Update was a major content update focusing on the Engineer. The update was announced on July 5, 2010
>2010
Haha, oops, I should have assumed that you wouldn't know what I'm talking about.
Anywho, how are you?
>>700981368
>"Stop running ahead! Stay here and guard me while I heal and buff our teammates!"
>he leaves
>dies
>blames me
Such is life.
>>700981591
you
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u
>>700980992
What are you up to tonight cutie?
>>700981038
Hello there, how are you?
>>700981177
Being cancer could be fun for a bit. I don't like ruining peoples evenings though so I refrain from raiding other threads
>>700981504
What are you up to this evening?
>>700979368
Your waifu is a shit
>>700981273
Same, it's nice to be back.
>>700981368
It has... so long I forgot we even knew each other.
Glad to finally see you again mum :^)
>>700981641
Tired.
Bored.
A little horny.
>>700981680
Nice legs gardy~
ANAL FEGS ITT
>>700981680
what are you going to do now that youre back?
>>700981764
Means a little homosex
Anyway, Penny's gonna AFK for a bit.
>Gonna go home since its the end of the day and its End Game.
Be back in about half an hour or so
>Penny~
>>700981918
Naaah. I've been a little horny since I woke up.
Can't explain it. Totes hetero too.
>>700981504
So what are you up to?
>>700981620
Oh shit
You want to talk about it?
>>700981630
Great, you get to chill for a bit
>>700981641
>"Ok, when I ping we dive, got it?"
>Ping several times
>Dive in and get no follow up
>"Quit feeding you fucking scrub"
League is a Wonderful game, isn't it?
>>700981680
Why you calling me mum?
>>700981273
Im okay, not sure if we talked today but I woke up at 4pm which kinda sucked
>I'm scatterbrain rn
How are you doing?
>>700981368
They're fine, it's getting late so I might join voice com soon.
>Can you wait a little longer?
>>700981620
Thats pretty cool, what are you studying? Does it go well with your creativity?
Oh good to hear, you attended something?
>>700981641
Feeling a lot better after some sleep. Playing some games with Shino and the stream bbys right now, it's really cheering me up.
How are you?
>>700981801
wewie
>>700981858
hmmm... probably start answering the shit-tons of emails I got.
>>700981620
You heard me
>>700982061
Because I am your faithful son! Can you kiss me goodnight and sing me a lullaby?
>>700981624
Damn, hopefully it doesn't become P2P before I'm able to play it. Sounds rad. You play online? I'd be cool to play with you, I think.
Ehh, what's the performance like? I hope it doesn't take a two thousand dollar rig to run.
>goodnight sweet terrorist
>>700981764
>A little horny
You better take care of that, then.
(・ω・)
What time did you sleep?
>>700982102
Ah, that's good to hear! What games?
I'm doing well, having fun with /waifu/ threads today.
(・ω・)
>>700981661
>>700982061
Just woke up. Need to get out of bed so I can go to work.
>>700982155
That bitch killed my favorite character! Also that anime was kinda shit
>>700982074
we did about 12 hours ago. im ok just thinking about what to play.
>>700982102
that sounds boring.
>>700982061
There is not a lot to talk about. They noticed that i was lying about being happy.
>>700982074
International Relations. I don't really know. I went to the Women's Football game
>>700982159
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>>700982243
And how exactly would I do that?
I went to sleep at about 4am last night. Or this morning. Whatever.
>>700982297
Nothing personeel kid
Ending is shit
>>700981661
Good. Don't ruin other people's day unless you do it just by existing
>>700982061
Yeah. Just for a moment though
>>700982155
Halla Chelsea
>>700982294
You should
>>700982074
How much longer?
>>700982195
Pls No
I think you might be older than me
>>700982367
Just not happy?
Or really sad?
>>700982297
Your favourite character from that show
>Filled with fucking great characters
Was a retarded fire squad executioner
Btfo
>>700982469
Greetings, how are you?
>>700982155
Hello
>>700982499
Numb.
>>700980748
Have you seen Yuuji today? D-D-Don't get the wrong idea, it's not like I like him or anything!
>>700982294
Ewwww work. Stay in bed and cuddle instead >:
>>700982469
My existence doesn't ruin peoples days, only my own
>>700982424
With, uh.. Lewd images, of course!
>4am
Bad, sleep earlier. Before 1am!
>>700982595
Ooo hello there, how are you?
>>700982594
oh shit waifu war
Cirno claim with an epic GET
>>700982705
Good, yourself?
>>700982741
meant STRONGET, but you know.
Yeah, I destroyed that thread a little while ago.
>>700982243
We are playing some LoL together, and having some laughs.
Good to hear that you're having fun!
>>700982307
It will be... I'm not looking forward to it
>>700982499
I don't think I'm older than you...
>>700982706
What? I can't show off my makeup kit?
>>700982793
Hungry.. dunno if i wanna go cheap and save money with ramen noodles or get mcnuggies
>>700982367
Abracadabra
>>700982617
no bottle blonde i haven't
>>700981661
Not much getting out of classes soon.
>Cutie
Thanks you too
>>700982061
>"Ok, when I ping we dive, got it?"
>Ping several times
>Dive in and get no follow up
>"Quit feeding you fucking scrub"
Just an average day in the life of Leona
I'll only be a little bit. I'm gonna have to do some stuff.
>>700982876
Mmm, mcnuggies are a solid choice. How far away is mcdonalds?
>>700982681
Woah there, buddy.
Are you trying to get me to fap to my waifu? Or someone else's waifu.
Rude.
i guess my waifu is my halfling urchin from Luskan
i wish i could save her from her hard life
i edited this image from another, it turned out much better...
>>700982891
Sachi you potato bully, how have you been?
>>700982999
9
nine
nein
>>700982594
I'm alright. Exhausted both mentally and physically but I got a lot done today
What have you been up to?
>>700982656
That's sad Alice. Don't be sad
Everyone either hates or haven't heard of Rosario +Vampire. Why? Its pretty good, especially for a echee harem.
>>700982840
thats ok get some music and something to do on the side
>>700982469
I forgot, what do you study?
>>700982602
Shit fam
>>700982840
How old are you?
>>700982897
Same thing happens with thresh and braum. No follow up
>>700982891
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>>700983044
dammit.
It froze for like 8 seconds after it hit 100%...
either way, dubs at least
>>700982307
Oh kek, that explains why I'm confused
Any ideas yet?
Haven't seen you play the witcher in some time, hows that comming along?
>>700982367
>Womens football game
Of all the things, you do know it's just pure garbage to watch right. The women aren't even attractive
>International relations
So many cuties study this, I think its related
>>700982499
Eh I'm not sure. Football sucked dick
Might be soon might be late, they're unpredictable
>>700983144
oh shit!!
IT HAS BEEN SOME TIME
>>700980626
*sits down* hey there! Nice booth you have. Want to do lunch? Your buying obviously.
>>700982990
3 minute drive
>>700983058
What's done is done at least, time to relax right?
Played some destiny but also playing this new game I have called Nights of Azure
>>700983085
I liked it
>>700983085
Same reason Highshool DxD or Highschool of the Dead is either loved or hated.
Ecchi Rom/Com Harem bullshit with lack-luster characters and stories.
>>700982876
Oh i thought it was a different person
>>700983137
