Waifu claiming thread.
Previously on Waifu
>Claim your Waifu
>No Claiming Waifus that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips)
>Quints is waifu permakeep for waifu poster
>Octs shuts down waifu
>Little, small, minute RP. Same for ERP
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images, you're posting images. Lurk w/o them
>2D. If 3D, convert to 2D
>Joining means whatever you want it to be
>Most importantly, eat. Eat and grow strong my fellow wifi
Right now I'm watching GATE, Rory is amazing <3
>Oh I misunderstood
>I thought that meant you were somewhere out of your house
I supposed i'd play smash 3ds if that were the case
>So many mods
I don't think it was the mods as i've done way more before that, and no loud error beep, just a message saying disc could not be read.
He is though
WEW LAD, THAT WAS MEAN EVEN FOR YOU
I'm gonna tickle you until you realize the situation in which we're in
Not really, I'm just watching league patches seeing how riot keeps making dumb changes to champions
>I'm not alpha though :'( But I can try!
You img cap before I could post. You've obtained my hatred. But now there's a new image cap :^)
No he's not, he's a bit silly for that
Well now I'm all confused too.
I'm coming to find many many people here are far more submissive than they try to let on.
To be honest, the Yorick rework looks kinda neato. They even let him keep his shovel! Too bad none of my friends want anything to do with League anymore. I haven't played in months, and I refuse to solo.
>Oh, but you were just saying you were~
We can all be confused together
I'm planning a holiday through USA soon, so you better prepare~
I'm not a tsun then dont worry
>I will accept my cuteness I guess
You get worked up pretty quick don't you?
It's a lenovo flex 14
You know I love you don't worry
He is though
Why are trying to find submissive people?
Whatever you say, loli butt lover
Hello Fran, how'd you start the day?
Sachi is a beep beep boop. I'm sure of it.
What's the nature of your current snafu, Karen?
Also I don't have a telegram for whoever asked
What did you do?
You're going to the US soon? You need to visit me!
~maybe, but so do you
By going to the doctor
New yorick seems ok
You wanted this
Didn't you say you weren't going to post that image because it was too lewd~?
Also, I know
I haven't seen it yet. I hope that it's good enough to be viable but not broken. And same here, I can't stand playing alone. I wanna get to plat but I need friends to play ranked with me, since I don't play alone at all.
>I'm not, tsun is the alpha in this relationship. Such a shame, really, he's a really bad alpha, but he tries at least!
He isn't. He always lets me have things go my way
I don't know what a snafu is but here's the dealio.
I am at grandma's house
College is in the mountains, 30 minute drive from here. I have no car and my uncle has no car to drive me there. College registrations end at the 26th and I was planning to take a taxi up and stay at my friends for those two days before I move into dorms.
Plan change, friend aren't there and I'm gonna have to move directly into the dorms before I even register for classes, which I'm hoping will go off without a hitch, but there's also the problem of having to pay for the classes which might take a day.
Ignoring all this, I also need to be registered for the SAT2 so they can allow me to register for class.
He no longer looks like a creep with a hunchback, the ghost man is built and has a beard. The man is a respectable brawler. I just hope his OP phase is tolerable
>by going to the doctor
It'll be just like a political convention! Everyone talking but no one knows what the fuck is going on!
Is that so~? I don't think you'd cum all the way down here just for uncute me though.
>At least you accept you're cute.
I blame my submissiveness for attracting other submissive people.
>Want to please people
>So I try to be what they want
>Which just so happens to be a dominant person
>So I end up a Dom through my unwavering submissiveness
It's a curse I tell ya.
No Karen, you're in a sub. You silly snackbar.
I never bother with ranked. Normals are salty enough, ranked is just a salt mine being filled with more salt. And the rework looks neat, but I feel the W was a bit bland since it's just a no damage J4 ult.
>And so the search for a Dom begins once more.
Ruby claimed nothing more to say
But why not just play smash 3D now?
Oh then perhaps the disc has some scratches on it, did you check that yet?
If I'm going I'll be sure to leave my mark there
>Shush no one needs to know that
I said I was hesitant, but I like it too much
>You'll never see more than this of yuno
Feliz the cat, an old good show
A dom, you say
Situation normal, all fucked up
That's some bullshit right there
Think everything will work out okay?
the fuck? You want me to make some calls pull some strings.
So you two ERP?
Hope that works out, and I hope I don't have any problems moving in Saturday
Yeah, he seems more interactive at least
>Just got my prescription refilled
Yeah, please do
>Sorry sempai, don't punish me too hard
>Such a sub you end up doming people
That sounds terrible, try to find a good dom. I'm afraid I can't help you there
Sup fran? whatcha up to you wanna play some league?
But that doesn't make sense, you are a cute sub so I would cum so fast
>It's kinda hard to deny
>Now it's your turn
>But why not just play smash 3D now?
Well i'm currently playing something else in the meantime while i wait for a new copy of brawl to come in the mail.
And smash 3D doesn't suit me as well as the other two.
And yes, it seemed to have one huge scratch. not sure how it got that though.
>pull some strings
What? You can do that??
Yes he is, looks more fun too rather than the plain old spam ghosts 24/7
Oh ok, I hope they're vitamin pills
You kind of did. You can't lie to me~
Oh well, I'll give it a look later on. Also, I play ranked because of skins for the most part, but also because I get to play more seriously and stuff. It's fun
>well, I never said I wasn't a dom...
Are you sure? I'll see much more if I want to~
lol no. But he's tried multiple times to get me to ERP with him~
Probably not. Shino is well known tho. She has a lot of pull.
He was pretty much that
Just for anxiety
Thread full of the same 4 grown men talking to each other like losers
> /b/ is not your chat room
Karen is a switch too?
Hush Renge, you're a $7 sub sandwich.
It is terrible. Do you have any idea how bad I just wanna be fucked, knowing it'll always be the other way around if it happens?
But I'm not cute! And I meant that I'm so far south, I'd doubt you'd come all the way down here just for a bit of fun with me.
>Nice try, but I'm not cute.
I don't mind playing seriously, but it's like, make one mistake and prepare for trash talk that would deter even the best of people.
>Oh~? But you sure implied it.
>she has a lot of pull
But, what do you mean?
As long as there's a remedy and doesn't turn you into an actual Frankenstein like those happy or adhd pills
Got some pics bb?
Wait you're the one that'll trash talk after one mistake or you receive after a goof? Either way, it can be managed.
I couldn't image that
I've had a few that did. I don't take them anymore
Do it Shino, show em not to screw with me
I'll be moving in tomorrow, I don't really have a choice. Unless I want to pay 14k per trip with the taxi.
I think 1.5k lira is one dollar. It's an uncertain situation and it will be hectic as hell, but I'll have to wing it and see what happens.
Is this the Nui I know?
It's Lebanon and the people here are really nice, they don't mind bending the rules a little to help some people out, like late registrations or problems like that, the only thing I'm scared of is the SAT2 as i was supposed to have done it already.
Yep yep, I'm a sadist and masochist too. It's nice to be able to enjoy both sides. I don't like to do this stuff on thread though.
Oh what are you playing?
And i agree I don't enjoy it as much
>Already bought a new one
Im pretty sure you're turning it into a meme at this point
No you won't
I'll never post lewds
>Don't listen to ruby's lies
I mean I kinda want to see everything so you'll be on route anyway
Also a bit of fun isnt whats gonna happen
>I was so close too
>Just admit it
Depends on how long ago we spoke, i remember speaking to a Karen a long time ago when i first came here and i told you about Nui. is there perhaps another Nui?
Yep yep, and you told me she was invincible and a doctor made a weapon that could kill her, right?
I had to go to Saudi Arabia for a bit and nsfw boards are blocked there, how've you been?
Thats a good example
No I didn't and I'm not!
Receive. I can manage it, but why bother when I can just go to normals and do fun shit?
Exactly. It's that bad.
Hmmm, never would've guessed. Can't say I'm too into S&M, but I do quite enjoy the thought of bondage.
Is it gunna be a lot of fun~?
>I won't tell a lie.
>never would've guessed
is this for real or sarcasm because I woulda expected you to know kek
also checking your trips
Hope so my man
I feel so sorry for you
Yeah, I get it. But it's fun sometimes, especially when you're doing fine. I used to rank a lot more before, kind of just stopped doing so, but I'm trying to get back on track for some reason
I guess I wanna reach plat before tsun~
>Well, that's because yuno is always playing against me, so I tend to get confused~
But I will~
Not here, but I'll spam you if needed
You didn't say it but you did imply it! And you are! Stop lying, you like this~
Its going to be the best fun you've ever had
>Lies are but a perspective
>To me its the truth
Maybe one day they'll be able to figure out something smart to do
I won't deny it.. It would be amazing if it was Nazrin as well ~
It's weird because i usually find 3ds games more comfy.
I think there's just something about Melee and brawl that makes them stand out better.
>Oh what are you playing?
Final Fantasy VI, Anonon recommended it to me and i must say it has a really impressive soundtrack.
>Im pretty sure you're turning it into a meme at this point
What's that supposed to mean?
Yep, and she has half of the weapon now which makes it rough for her foes.
I've been fine, made friends with a few of the other anons here over time.
I've been decent i suppose but very recently a family member was put on life support and everything has been gloomy irl.
What was your trip there like?
Eh you had to do what you had to do.
That picture is making me do one of my own
Did you do it?
Normals for funs, ranked for competitive. You're alright mate; do you play often and are you NA?
My problem with 3ds games is that they feel like portable games to much to me, so I just cant quite play them at home
But I think it's also the worst one in the series
>Still very good though
Final fantasy 6 was amazing dude are you enjoying it? I loved it a lot,
I mean you are always playing either a smash or Kirby game and when one isnt working you buy it again immediately, it's pretty funny to me.
For real. As far as I knew, lewd stuff in all forms was absolute haram to you.
It is a curse I accept, as long as others are happy I guess.
Well, good luck with that. I never got past bronze 1 just because I did my placements one time back in S3 and never touched ranked again.
>So you're a sub to the tsun, but a Dom to everyone else~?
You mean the only fun, right?
>I hope you're prepared for just how lewd I can actually be if you manage to get past my shyness.
>And it's perspective unless it's a hard fact. And it is a fact that I am uncute.
I wouldn't hold my breath.
Haven't played in months, but ya, I'm on NA.
Oho, did Kill la Kill get another season or something? I never went past episode 5, excessive nudity bothers me a lot. Even though the characters were nice.
And yep, thread is pretty comfy, just make sure to stay out of any non-public chatgroups, for your own sake.
I'm really sorry about your family member dude, you gotta tell jokes and cheer your family up when you can.
Trip was so uneventful, I just stayed in my room and downloaded anime in anticipation for my shitty internet here. I can just waste my days watching anime movies and series. Got some 3d stuff too.
I don't want to shit up the thread with it, but I do enjoy that stuff, a lot.
Makoto is really starting to grow on me, she really is pretty cute. I'm not one for the boyish thing but I'm starting to appreciate it.
Nothing with kids or Karen though.
Also, can you do me a vectorize thingy once you're back on your computer?
Better an hero now ;w;
Oooh, but you know I can and you know I will~
I used to be bronze V but I punished myself playing until I got rid of that thing. I started out playing league in season 1 but started ranking in season 3, so I know your pain, kind of
>one can never be too prepared for lewdness though, but I'll try my best to get past your shyness~
Whenever your up for a game, let me know
I mean that after I'm gone you'll realise there won't be anything as fun as we had
>Don't worry I'll force you out of your shell I want you to be as comfortable as you want
>Just remember I'm in charge
>Only a fool believes facts without seeing it with his own eyes
But then I wouldn't have to be alive anymore. Sounds like a good deal to me
>tfw no one will ever make an ohayo of Alice ;-;
Two is better than one! Also you know Nazrin is my bby :(
It is a sad fate. I am sorry you endure it.
Ohayos are the essence of happiness
Except for Tatsumaki
Welcome back if that is the case. Just trying to be friendly to the shitposter since he enjoys our presence enough to spend so much time with us every day
Oh no, I was here when the brony guy was still around.
>My problem with 3ds games is that they feel like portable games to much to me, so I just cant quite play them at home
Huh, i wonder what you would think of Robobot then.
>But I think it's also the worst one in the series
I'd figure that'd be 64, though the stages and sound effects for that one made it the type of game you would go back to.
>Final fantasy 6 was amazing dude are you enjoying it? I loved it a lot,
It seems pretty great so far.
>mean you are always playing either a smash or Kirby game and when one isnt working you buy it again immediately, it's pretty funny to me.
I guess i can see why, brawl is one of those games i always like to play and go back to, and mods make it better.
No new season, this is how it went when she appeared.
>just make sure to stay out of any non-public chatgroups, for your own sake.
I don't have a discord or anything like that, but why do you say that?
>I'm really sorry about your family member dude, you gotta tell jokes and cheer your family up when you can.
That's a nice idea, but i feel the dogs should be helping i think.
>Trip was so uneventful, I just stayed in my room and downloaded anime in anticipation for my shitty internet here. I can just waste my days watching anime movies and series. Got some 3d stuff too.
Oh, very sorry to hear that. and you were gone for quite a while so i assume you're going to relax for a long bit.
Are you the spidey I know? From ireland?
Makoto a cute, I agree. The funny thing is that Makoto really likes girly things, and never actually wanted to be a tomboy. It just kinda happened because of her dad.
Sure thing, won't be till tonight at least though.
Oh, if I played nothing but my main, I'd be out of there fairly fast, even if the other lanes feed a little. Unfortunately, from looking at the forums a few times lately, it seem my main is now one of the OP champs. So having her not banned would be a miracle.
>Note, I mean irl shyness. Online I'm Mizore tier lewd, but I'm good at hiding it if I want to.
Will do. If I wake up early enough, I'll update my laptop before going to work.
Confident words, you think you'll handle me at my lewdest~?
>Don't stop forcing me there~
>You've seen the pics, you know I'm not cute!
No. Holding your breath is bad!
Wait, this the spidey that actually stuck around after the spidey raids?
Can you tell me more of robobot after I had dinner? I'm interested
Well you're looking for a do and I can deliver.
I need eat so brb
Ah, I just started a couple weeks back. Nice to meet you mister Spider
Therapeutic loss of consciousness
I'm not very artistically inclined. Maybe someone will do one for me at some point.
Do you remember me, friend? How've you been?
If you're the one I know I haven't seen you since you first posted.
Oh, I'm gonna have to finish it then, Nui seems pretty cute. Matoi and Satsuki or whatever her name really bothered me with their outfits though.
It's just a friendly warning, I don't want to talk about it here and let's not mention it again. The dogs? Are they cute puppers? How many do you have? What kind?
Yep I was relaxing. Playing games, talking with friends and just downloading everything I wanted to. Was nice.
Shit, long time no see. Doing well I hope?
So it seems, I'm pleasantly surprised~
You can't just go calling it a different name. It is the same thing.
I was just posting in other boards. Came back to /b/ and saw that this is still a thing.
There's your answer. Good on you, so, how was your day?
Ask around though, shoot maybe the draw threads may be your lucky shot
Hm, I still have absolutely no idea what idolmaster is.
Actually you don't have to do anything, I downloaded illustrator but I'm just too afraid to fuck it up because I have six folders of photoshop and I dont know which to delete, kek.
Well hopefully you've been alright the entire time, anything eventful happened?
What boards do you post on?
Oh, which generals?
Is the darkest dungeon general still up? Or ever up? I've been looking for it for a while but either I'm always missing it or it's down
I know, which is why I crii
Who's your main? I don't have any particular main but I do tend to play adc a lot (ezreal, jhin or lucian for the most part) in ranked, but I can go any lane. I haven't been doing too well since I'm rusty af right now, but I'll get better eventually
>yeah, I noted that from the get-go, but I'll vanish your shyness along Yuno~
Sure, i could do that!
You're right she's adorable!
>Matoi and Satsuki or whatever her name really bothered me with their outfits
I wonder how you'll feel about the Ragyo tub scene then.
>The dogs? Are they cute puppers? How many do you have? What kind?
Two Golden Retrievers
One of them is nine years old and pretty lazy unless he's about to do something neat.
while the other is one year old and always energetic and happy.
Yep, we're here forever. Funny thing, some other spidey spammers have tried to take these threads out. You guys were far better at spamming than they could ever hope to be.
It's a game and an anime. The game puts you in the producer spot, where you have to raise your idols stats through mini games, and then put on performances, which is another mini game, so you can make her a top idol.
The anime is similar, only more plot line based with no mini games to be seen.
Yuuko Aioi claimed.
what it is, my dude
But if you add "therapeutic" it becomes socially acceptable
Do any of them actually do that sort of thing for us? I was under the impression that the majority didn't care much for these threads
But no criing Ruby, otherwise criing spread through thread ;-;
helo my friend how it do hab u had a hapy dae?
Here's from one of the their threads. I have the polished version, done by me, on pc
Irelia. I've taken her in literally every lane and spot to some success throughout these last 3 seasons. Mid was actually where my funniest game was. I switched with Karthas because it was someone I didn't want to deal with top, and I was up against an AP Trist (pre-mini rework) and all I can say was, she got so utterly destroyed, she was 0/13 by 20, and gave up. Built all double yellow swords because there was no hope in stopping me.
>It'll be quite the tough task, I promise you. Although the reward for doing so will be great...and lewd.
No, no it does not!
Ehhh, I haven't seen much nice. Lots of shit posting, but I haven't really seen any conversation from them. Maybe I'm just here at the wrong time.
They do some pretty crazy work. I wish I could draw half as well as some of them do
If you say so :(
Or post odd lewds of everybody's waifu instead.
halo pape hoe r u?
>Ragyo tub scene
I already don't like it, kek. I really hate fanservice that's just for the sake of it, you know what I mean?
Golden retrievers are really nice doggers. I wouldn't get a pet that I could overpower but I think golden retrievers are the breed I would trust.
>unless he's about to do something neat
Oh alright. I'm probably not gonna play the game unless you heavily recommend it, do you recommend the anime?
Hm, you play any overwatch or nah?
Oh, Irelia. Yeah, I used to play her tons before I started maining adc. I honestly hate her now, there's really no counterplay to her unless you have a bunch of health and, even then, you get destroyed. She's a bit too OP right now
>i-it's not like I like lewdness anyways! b-baka. But I'm here for ya
That's too fast... We're not even married yet!
WAT U CAL PAPE? I AM NO PAPE! I AM APU APUSTAJA
Still on TF2? Or what games do you play?
how ur day/?/
You'd need to know moonrune for the game anyways.
The anime is nice if you like character development with sol setting.
Oh, there's counter play. Just no one knows how to teamwork or what counters are.
>Get a Jax, Volibear, fuck even a Teemo will make her day suffering.
>Hehe, suuuure you don't~
Guess I just lumped him into the new spammers we got that think calling us virgins is some kinda deep psychological trauma inducing insult.
Ehhh, my warmth?? That sounds kinda lewd...
Oh yeah? What class do you main?
what do day
Hm, I don't really like pure sol. I enjoy comedy on top of it too. is it like that? If you recommend it I'll watch it just from that kek
Whaat? Nothing else? Don't you get bored? or do you have a real life?
dat is a god
wat u do? make job? make school study?
*hugging* There there, Ruby, no my cri now
I wouldn't call that part fanservice.
If something he wants is out of his reach he will do something like push himself aganist the thing it's on to knock it down, or the time he wanted our attention very badly and walked up to us with four tennis balls in his mouth at once.
He's really clever.
>I'm tired at the moment so maybe i'll see you in a bit?
Man, I'm terrible at Spy.
I'm a medic main. It's pretty fun and good for making friends.
why apu apustaja on aneim tread