YLYL
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
YLYL
>>700962281
That's very true
>>700961991
lost
>>700961991
Do you get sexual satisfaction from taking a piss?
Like are you 14, how is that funny?
ylyl threads got ruined many years ago
>>700962642
Your moms loose pussy got ruined many years ago when she gave birth to your chubbly little ass you queer.
>>700962499
>>700962935
I see
>>700962499
Dude have you ever taken a piss?
>>700963031
That was intentional
>>700962711
2 soon
>>700963066
I pissed in your dads mouth last night for 20 dollars. I don't know why he paid me to do it but he did. He also requested for you to thank me since I'm the one who pays for your internet every month.
>>700963066
Kek
Also, nice dubs
>>700963144
>I meant to make a mistake, I was trolling, I was trying to be funny, pls beleef, ur the one who got trolled tho
>>700961991
More like when you got an itchy ass hemorrhoid and wipe it
>>700963222
kek
Also, nice trips
>>700961991
whats going on in this thread? I don't have eyes so I can't tell.
>>700961991
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH
XD
XP
>>700963331
wat just happened?
>>700963708
rawr?
>>700962499
Female detected . Whip out those tits bitch .
>>700963723
Well Anon-kun, you see.. this guy was walking down the street and then SUDDENLY and AS IF FROM NOWHERE a safe fell on the guy, likely resulting in the mans death.
>>700962711
Dicksoutfornigger
>>700963799
But girls can't into logic?
>>700961991
>>700963887
why would anyone do that?
>>700963182
fucking what? Kill yourself stupid fuck
>>700961991
>>700963602
Lol fake and gay
who would win?
A finnish sniper or 707 russians?
>>700961991
Already fucking lost, god damn you OP.
>>700963723
Nerve gas fam
>>700963974
Theres no need to be upset, a lot of peoples dad's are desperate for sexual favors. I'm sorry your mom can't satisfy him and he has to come to me but theres no need to be upset about it...
>>700963771
kys
>>700962499
I kinda get
you know,not orgasm level but it's pretty gud
>>700964081
>shit comics
>9gag watermark
kys faggot gtfo
>>700964172
You get sexually aroused from touching a dick?
What're you, gay?
>>700964122
kys
Kys
Kys
Kys
Kys
Kys
>kys
>kys
>kys
>kys
>kys
>kys
>>700962425
Fuck youre one dumb cunt
>>700963947
poor values and self indulgence
my girlfriend is into blood play and knives because some of her past partners encouraged it
people are fucked up
>>700964415
It's not your fault Anon. Please don't be upset.
It's not your fault.
>>700964461
*you're
>dumbfuck
>>700964494
yeah, i know.
>>700964485
I'm into blood play. Blood sexually arouses me. One time when I was masturbating, I decided to cut my penis with a box cutter. I accidentally nicked the thick vein on the underside of your cock, you know? And it like splurted out like an artery. All the blood only served to make my cock harder which resulted in more blood. Eventually I passed out from blood loss.
Old bio.
Come raid with us new friends ;) hehe
https://discord.gg/enbp9
>>700964628
It's time to stop posting.
>>700964721
New friends ?
>KYS
>>700964563
Youre is correct idiot.
>>700964335
not the touching
it's the peeing
>>700964677
you at the very least understand how self harm affects/reflects your mental image of yourself right?
And you're comfortable both doing physical harm to yourself for something as petty as getting off as well as encouraging yourself to believe that your body isn't a temple?
>>700964494
faggot
>>700964563
If you'd wrote it it would say your because you're a fucking moron.
>>700962711
#ShitsOutforHarambe
>>700964806
>bait
>>700964753
no, it isn't. plenty of time until bedtime.
>>700964890
wat?
>>700964890
>autismintensifies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYRmvnjzBlw
>>700964415
Someone is very fwustrated
>>700964753
Just letting you know I used to have that reaction picture.
It's waluigi.kun :^)
>>700965304
did you break up?
>>700965231
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU STUPID FUCK
>>700965433
I don't wanna talk about it...
>>700964080
Trick question. The real winner here is Sabaton.
>>700962499
Some people do get sexul satisfaction from urination. They usually divulge in golden showers
As far as just getting satisfaction, you must not have a penis. Because pissing after you have had to hold it, feels really good to release it.
>>700964081
HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG SO FUNNI!! ¡¡! 111
>>700965766
poor op
>>700963156
>https://discord.gg/enbp9
cant get rid of it m8
>>700965544
Checked and also story?
>>700962281
I lost so god damn fast
>>700962499
Yes I do.
>>700964153
>kys
Kill yourself newfag.
>>700966293
Oh really faggot? I was here when heaven was around kys
>>700964080
He used hacks, tho. Shot in the head with explosive ammo and his death count didn't go up.
>>700966462
lost
>>700966313
Haha
>>700966519
Hitler used hacks also
6 million KOs and 1 WO
Fuckin' camper
>>700966462
That was like a week ago. Kill yourself newfag.
>>700966651
He just knew how to use his smoke grenades really well, all skills.
My butt has no hole
>>700966462
Hah..I remember heaven ID
>>700966750
>heaven was a week ago
It was 2 years ago.
>>700966750
wutt
>>700965578
Wow. This one is funnier because it's capitalized.
>>700966837
>It was 2 years ago.
>implying I wasted that much time here
Nah man, if that was 2 years ago that means I've wasted over a decade of my life here. Didn't fucking happen.
>>700966914
He is kill?
>>700966914
That's so satisfying. You just know that nigger was the aggressor.
>>700966757
karma
>>700966750
Hi there new friend, ; )
>>700964043
>that 9fag watermark
>>700967197
>no tomato for the potato
TOP KEK
>>700967216
i don't have motherboard, but my computer does.
>>700966462
Ayyyyy I remember that, heaven taught me how to green text
Jesus Christ everyone posting in this thread should be banned. This is embarrassing.
>>700963182
>Paid me
>Paid your
What is a contradiction?
>>700964707
That's got to be the most cringe OC I've read in a while.
>>700966854
wtf
>>700966757
Fucking kek did he get killed?
>>700967599
>Kys
>>700967216
pls
>>700966914
did he break the kid's neck or smth? damn
>>700967216
kys fag
>>700967216
shieett
>>700963182
>>700963974
>>700964122
>>700964415
Just a few more weeks until school starts back...
>>700967418
This is sadly accurate.
Especially for a normie who is new to Linux.
99% he will have some hardware that is not 100% compatible, and he will download some kernel module that will not compile, etc etc.
>>700967534
what the fuck..
>>700966982
it's in 4chan archives you can see for yourself
>>700966914
White power
>>700967216
nope
I truly hope every homosexual dies slow and painful death from aids tbh fam
>>700968166
Actually I find GNU/Linux easier then Windows
It has improved the last 2 years by alot
>>700963623
LOL haha look a little closer folks. There is a really really really subtle and very funny image in this .jpeg. Thanks for joining us tonight in this ylyl thread (Hint: look under the apples ;)!!!) Bye for now!
>>700961991
>>700968552
kek
>>700968294
FUCKIN KEK
>>700966914
Witnessed justice
>>700968033
Schools already started..
At least for my university anyway
Put that old joke away now pls. It's becoming a pain in the ass
>>700968682
Lost
>>700968033
summers over frat boy
>>700966982
are you autistic ?
>>700962499
I love pissing, its orgasmic especially when its built up for hours
>>700965766
fukken lol'd
>>700967612
lolz
I'm really starting to think that all the old fags are gone.
>time sure does fly
>>700968552
the mushroom one looks pretty good tho
>>700967672
Although a nice reference to clockwork orange
>>700967216
>>700967672
I mean it's obviously meant to be satirical.
>>700963417
so close!
>>700967672
It's obviously not meant to be taken seriously.
>>700967216
NO GOD
>>700967216
nooOOoOooooo
>>700967612
NEVER LOST SO HARD IN MY LIFE
>>700966558
kek
>>700967037
why?
>>700967216
Sweet jesus no
>>700968552
>Putting the word bacon after grill fried shit somehow makes it the same thing
No.
>>700966914
The weak should fear the strong.
>>700964071
how old are you? 11?
cause that pic is DRAWED, its not real
you took the time to check that?
>>700967216
fuck no
>>700967216
fart
>>700964071
>>700968166
Compiling with makefiles is cheating.
Shame on you for not knowing the ins and outs of all your packages' dependency trees and necessary compiler flags.
>>700966885
losst
>>700963723
Reked
>>700963723
He found his safe place
>>700970777
If you don't write your kernel and re-do GNU corelibs and such both in haskell then you are a fucking scrub
>>700967733
yeah
>>700963799
It's a trap
>>700970689
>>700970689
DRAWED? How old are you? Four? It's DRAWN, idiot.
>>700961991
I really need to stop browsing /b at my college's library.
Well played, OP
>>700968166
linux > everything else
>>700968166
What, are you trying to set up Arch or something?
This hasn't been the case except for some more exotic laptop hardware for a while now.
>>700962499
Humorless SJW faglord detected.
i'm a bottom and i laughed.
>>700970871
Rajesh did you find what was blocking the wheel?
burrzungr
Bananas should result in instaban, it is the very definition of shitposting.
>>700968552
You missed one.
>>700970142
This is metal as fuck. I need to breed a child. Any volunteers?
>>700963887
HOLY SHIT
WHY WOULD SOMEONE PUT A TARANTULA ON ITS BALLS?
>>700970886
If you rewrite anything written by the GNU team you are the lowest level of scum.
But I only write much kernel changes in JavaScript 1.0
>>700970676
I lost
>>700970689
>drawed
top kek
>>700967216
>>700963871
Smooth
>>700971569
Is that iDubbbz?
>>700967216
Fadh
>>700964080
Dumb russians using anti tank mines as shields, no wonder he got so many kills.
>>700971746
yes
>>700967216
Bitch
>nigger
>>700970142
The heart isn't really tender enough to just eat like that.
Liver!
The liver is succulent and perfect.
>>700967216
fuck off
>>700970142
Reminded me of that girl from the series Hannibal that the dad was a serial killer and fucked up the girl too.
>>700966914
not really
https://youtu.be/Jt1C9qmuh_g
>>700968682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMjgaa5j_LE
>>700967037
nice maymay xDDDD
kys nigger
>>700962499
everyone who replied to this sounds like butthurt samefag. OPs pic is seriously worse than reddit, it's facebook meme quality. wtf happened to this place...
>>700971038
How old are you three it's DREWN idiot
>>700967216
Fuck you
>>700966593
kekkies
>>700967197
holy hell, kek
>>700967216
Aw hell naw i dont want that shit mate
>>700962281
goddamn it
>>700966914
Textbook rear naked choke
>>700967418
linux is actually totally fine and not that hard to use. if everyone used it computer technology would be progressing toward practical computer use instead of marketing experiments
>>700967216
nooo
Dumping
>>700968552
mushroom and eggplant look delish.
>>700966914
*nigg drop*
>>700965724
Ultimate satisfaction in having someone piss down your throat during a BJ
>>700967197
First time I have ever lost in ylyl
>>700967216
Good one faggot.
>>700967534
I usually think this shit is fake as fuck, but then I have a friend who's had cringy experiences like this. like some dude that liked her and would wait for her outside of class, he thought it was funny to take wet paper towels from the restroom and put them inside her backpack while walking behind her.
these people exist man
>>700966424
boy
>>700971148
Anthropology had a rough beginning.
>>700974444
checked
>>700974444
>>700971799
Thats a clip you retard
>>70096721no
>>700962499
Ugg I like to smash my urethra when I cum. Go a nasty track infection but it feels good man
>>700966738
stupid, but lost
>>700974594
Magazine*
>>700964677
-.-
>>700969554
Underrated post.
>>700962281
the motion blue kills me
>>700967216
Aaaaaaaaas noooooooo
>>700970142
Parenting done right
>>700963723
Nerve gas.
>>700967612
Lost
>>700971681
But flight 93 was the only one to have passengers overpower terrorists and attempt to divert it's path. If I remember correctly they tried to crash land it in some field in Pennsylvania.
