Do you get sexual satisfaction from taking a piss?
Like are you 14, how is that funny?
I pissed in your dads mouth last night for 20 dollars. I don't know why he paid me to do it but he did. He also requested for you to thank me since I'm the one who pays for your internet every month.
>I meant to make a mistake, I was trolling, I was trying to be funny, pls beleef, ur the one who got trolled tho
More like when you got an itchy ass hemorrhoid and wipe it
whats going on in this thread? I don't have eyes so I can't tell.
Theres no need to be upset, a lot of peoples dad's are desperate for sexual favors. I'm sorry your mom can't satisfy him and he has to come to me but theres no need to be upset about it...
You get sexually aroused from touching a dick?
What're you, gay?
I'm into blood play. Blood sexually arouses me. One time when I was masturbating, I decided to cut my penis with a box cutter. I accidentally nicked the thick vein on the underside of your cock, you know? And it like splurted out like an artery. All the blood only served to make my cock harder which resulted in more blood. Eventually I passed out from blood loss.
you at the very least understand how self harm affects/reflects your mental image of yourself right?
And you're comfortable both doing physical harm to yourself for something as petty as getting off as well as encouraging yourself to believe that your body isn't a temple?
Some people do get sexul satisfaction from urination. They usually divulge in golden showers
As far as just getting satisfaction, you must not have a penis. Because pissing after you have had to hold it, feels really good to release it.
i don't have motherboard, but my computer does.
This is sadly accurate.
Especially for a normie who is new to Linux.
99% he will have some hardware that is not 100% compatible, and he will download some kernel module that will not compile, etc etc.
LOL haha look a little closer folks. There is a really really really subtle and very funny image in this .jpeg. Thanks for joining us tonight in this ylyl thread (Hint: look under the apples ;)!!!) Bye for now!
This is metal as fuck. I need to breed a child. Any volunteers?
linux is actually totally fine and not that hard to use. if everyone used it computer technology would be progressing toward practical computer use instead of marketing experiments
Ultimate satisfaction in having someone piss down your throat during a BJ
I usually think this shit is fake as fuck, but then I have a friend who's had cringy experiences like this. like some dude that liked her and would wait for her outside of class, he thought it was funny to take wet paper towels from the restroom and put them inside her backpack while walking behind her.
these people exist man
But flight 93 was the only one to have passengers overpower terrorists and attempt to divert it's path. If I remember correctly they tried to crash land it in some field in Pennsylvania.