Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Shy Homura is super cute ~ She was my favourite character in the show and then they explained her and I got a case of the feels
You should listen to some of Chopin's piano pieces. They go well with concentrating and keeping focused I find
Just starting up some more of GATE
I will call you cutie loli then ~
It's pretty cool so far
What kinda job you shooting for?
>I assume something related to your field?
1: I am not!
2: Cum at me bby ;^)
Hello lurker boat.
Sachi is underaged, no?
Do what you want..
All the girls at your schools reactions if they ever seen this autism thread
>I've not touched the game recently so I didn't noticed.
I'm happy for you, the game is bad, the only thing saving it is good character designs.
>OK I understand that you hate blonde ones.
Not entirely, I think blonde is overrated but that doesn't mean it will make me dislike blonde ships instantly.
In fact I like Teruzuki and Abukuma a lot. Prinz Eugen is also pretty cute.
Episode 10, never forget.
I'm pretty sure the guy shitposting is actually mentally handicapped. You know the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting different results, by that definition I think he really is insane.
Or insanely stupid
35+ degrees. Holy fucking shit. It's so hot
My shirt is literally soaked and sticking to my body, send help
>Tfw gotta walk my dog through this heat soon
>You ever play Age of Empires or Age of Mythology? Those are some pretty fun strategy games
I never played those games, but I hear they are really good. Thanks for the suggestions!
I'm out to eat dinner, now. Take care.
Yeah, it's enjoyable and creative. I think I'm okay at it, so that's good.
GATE was a very good watch for me.
maybe he is both
rip discount tsundere~chan
>"Burned so many threads to the ground."
Listen motherfucker I'll explain it to ya REAL simple like.
>/a/ is for ANIME
>several anon's here use NON ANIME waifus
Like Angry Marine Anon, Penny, XJ9, Chara and a few others.
You're also assuming that ANY of the things you said are true, that we give a shit what you think, that we're gonna stop if you keep going
BECAUSE ALL YOU'RE FUCKING DOING YOU DUMB NIGGER IS MAKING MORE THREADS. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU'RE A STUPID LITTLE FUCKBAG AREN'T YOU HOLY FUCK.
>MUH /b/ ISN'T EDGY ANYMORE
>WHERES MUH RAID THREADS
>WHERES THE THREAD THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I MATTER
You don't matter. You're a piece of shit.
You have no life clearly. You're just as bad as a waifu faggot because you're shitting in a thread on the RANDOM board where no real rules apply
>You don't bitch about all the porn threads when there are SEVERAL porn boards.
Get the fuck out.
Homura is cute.However the evil Lucifer would be defeated by the super-splendid GODDESS.
Ok here's a pic of me and my gf
>being such a shut in that you are in disbelief at normal human relationships
She wouldn't mind being defeated, and oh my goddess a new picture of fal maro! I love that artist!
>post more Madoka please
I've played enough of them, that and Tchaikovsky. They do work quite well for that. I tend to wind up listening to ambient tracks when I'm trying to focus.
Hey, sounds like a good time to me. A better one than I'm having, at least.
99 and 34/100 percent tsun
Dick pics inc
Really? I have to open my pixiv to confirm!
I generally forget to post in the thread
Which one is episode 10? I only watched Mahou Shoujo Madoka once so I don't know every episode by memory
See you later Sarisa
A friend of mine is taking audio engineering. Are there very many career prospects for it?
I find that for some reason, ambient noise always draws my attention
Will you miss me bully-san?
>It actually wasn't me complaining you should post more
Alice you play aom? That shit is actually my fucking jam
I hope Japan gets exploded again fucking cringe country fuck there cartoon and the American Virgins who wanna be Japanese
RIP Cutie, forever doomed to the heat.
Episode 10 is the one that explains most of her story and includes the scene where Madoka asks Homu to kill her.
The voice acting is way too good in that scene, it's impossible for me to watch it without getting teary.
Aw, thanks anon. I like it here, that's the only explanation.
Oh yeah, for sure. You can be an engineer who knows how shit works and gets told what to do, you can become a producer who can do shit or tell someone what to do. Then there's the music production side of it, composing your own shit, playing with sounds, etc.
Next semester starting in 3 weeks we're going through the basics of networking to get work. You don't get a job, you do jobs.
>>700956134Nobody cares about your spamfaggotry, except a few people stirring the pot, other than that nothing comes to par you spastic retard
>OH I SPAM THREAD CAUSE IT'LL GO AWAY RIGHT?
>THEY MADE A NEW ONE? SPAM IT TOO UNTIL I FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF AND MY STUPIDITY
>Mfw they keep making more threads
>Mfw they keep going
>Mfw they're basically cockroaches, not even nuclear warfare can stop them
Shit you're stupid pal. I use to spam these threads too, know why I stopped? Because I realized they weren't going to, and that I was wasting my time
>I also realize that I was being a fucking nigger faggot. Just like you. You stupid niggerfaggot
Ok,I take a shower and fall asleep,bye /b.
I have your phone number
Don't challenge me
Wow so tsun
Really depends for me. Low melodic stuff works pretty well in my case.
I'm saying right now, that you would not. I'm calling your bluff!
Not even tsun m80!
>mom!!!! They're not following the rules to my waifu threads!!!
>yes mom! My waifu is my gf that looks just like my pillow!
I don't have an optical drive in my computer anymore, so I can't play it anymore
The feels in that episode were too much for me. Poor Homura lived through so much pain ;-;
It seems like it would be interesting work, but I'm definetly not cut out for it though so It's a good thing I'm not the one taking it
It's something about the instruments that I can somehow just tune out. Not really sure why
I cried like a little bitch at the end of Plastic Memories...
Nigga calls my bluff, nigga gets the D
Slight problem tho, I'm at work at 100% flaccid
Gimme a minute on that
I understand what you mean. Would you consider it your favorite musical genre?
Yeah and she thinks it's funny af and when I first told her about the concept of y'all threads, she expressed her Pity owards you pathetic virgins but we still get a kick out of doing this. Feels good having a normal life
>be me, just now
>Run to store because I require food and whatnot
>Get to store, collect items
>Notice I forgot my bank card
>check for cash, about 5 bucks
>buy 4,99 rope
>run home and noose myself
Quick reply, gotta fly
I usually go for runs or keep myself busy with art or vidya. Feels good doing whatever I want, but bores quickly
I have problems with authority in general. I just don't like to be told what to do. I'll gladly accept polite requests and volunteer but if it's an order I'll shut down
I don't remember exactly but I think I got kicked because I liked to deviate from the assignment and they didn't like that I didn't listen to them
This fucking heat over here too fam
Went for a run but I might as well been swimming
It's actually a pasta
Excuses, I knew you wouldn't. :^)
Nobody is cut out for anything unless they give it a shot. I had no clue how to start, but now I've started, I don't think I want to stop.
My computer is incredibly slow today.
Hi I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my waifu thread. I post here with my virgins, and my man babies. Everyone in here is fat, and stinky. One thing I've learned after 21 threads, you never know WHAT level of autism is gonna come through that thread.
why can't everyone of you retarded waifuists just disappear from the face of the earth I hate every single one of you so damn much YOU HAVE NO OC YOU LYING FUCKS YOU ARE NOT THE DAMN PINNACLE OF BOARD CULTURE YOU ARE THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL FUCK YOU.
I don't have a reaction image close to the eternal raging fire of hatred that is forever burning inside my empty heart but I'll attach this image anyway
Consider this: your grandparents and their generation were overseas killing and bombing Japanese people, and now you sit in a dark bedroom masturbating your deformed penis to their cringeworthy cartoons. If they're still alive, I'm sure they do their best to NOT think of the shit stain they've left behind in this world.
Mind telling me what good reason you have to be here when you should be doing things with her?
I find it hard to believe you would waste your time here calling everybody an autistic no life when you would rather act like one yourself instead of being with her, are you gay or something? just an honest question.
MOM THEYRE RUINING MY SAFE ZONE WITG NORMIE STUFF!!! REEEE LET US POST OUR WAIFUS IN PEACE!!!
>never watched anime
Yet here you are shit talking up a storm about people who do.
You're a vapid tool.
Try forming ideas and opinions for yourself.
She's at work, it's my week off. We going on a date to chick Fil a later. Honest question, honest answer. I'll gladly time stamp a pic of us at chick Fil a to show you virgins what a normal relationship looks like, cause you spend all day fantasizing about anime characters
Thanks for posting those images, gives me just the inspiration I need
Hope you didn't change numbers or someone else is about to get a dong in their messages
Nah, I wouldn't care if you were spamming either way, but you're not instead you are talking with people and being quite a bit autistic while at it, so it's fun seeing how much you are really willing to go with your autism
I wouldn't really say that I have a favourite genre. I'll listen to anything and appreciate it, if not actually enjoy it. Rap is a good example, I can't stand it but I appreciate the effort and talent required to make it.
5$ rope is no bueno. Need to go for that thick sturdy rope my man
I like playing woodwind instruments, not so sure how much I would enjoy fiddling with the sounds of things. Natural sound is much more appealing to me
>>700957345 you sound like you dont achieve much in life
Wew lad. I bet your grandparents would be real proud that you spend your time shitposting on an anonymous website attempting to upset other anonymous users. Imagine if we're all just robots and your just wasting your time talking to a wall. Wouldn't that be pathetc!
Things like this prove there are real (mouth) breathing humans actually participating in these threads of autism and virginity, so thanks for dispelling any suspicions of this being a bunch of bots haha p
Here, just to humor you.
>Because I highly doubt you will.
dungeon keeper 2 mistress claimed as waifu
Well that's nice to know, and i believe you but kinda curious. how long until i can expect to see this time stamp?
Well shit, Renge actually sent a picture of his dong.
Okay confirmed that xxyyxx is a god.
I tried clarinet a long time ago, the thumb holding thingy gave me PTSD forreal. Yeah, natural sounds are so much more effective, you gotta introduce clean recorded voice or ambient sounds into an electronic song to give it more depth. This is an exception for club specific beats, of course, but a sample of stepping on shells at a beach can give a listener chills.
Finally back, and I survived everything to boot!
How are you cutie?
I feel you, I wish I was still at my friends' they have a pool
Long time no see
Wait who is the real one
Turns out I survived
Oh damn that's fucked
Are you getting it repaired?
Maybe I will!
Could be worse.
6/10, could be better. :^)
Getting a tad tired, and got Renges dong sent to me.
How'd the walk turn out?
Nice to see you to! How are you doing? listening to anything perhaps?
How many of us are there supposed to be now?
I'm the real one tsun~
That doesn't make sense, why would you post twice something that stupid
>You're not the ruby I'm looking for
I read that just now, that's fucking weird
Well atleast you got what you wanted
How much more time do I still have with my cutie?
I didnt die so it was kinda okay
You're the only one saying something that would scare him off, but i'm certain he could care less about what you could do. you already have his face after all.
I'm pretty stupid I guess
Oh hi. I mean technically we're both real, I me and you're you.
yeah same tbh fam am I right?
I meant real just for him actually. How are you?
>Ruby replying to Ruby kek
I laughed way too hard at the fact he did it. The only time I laughed and face palmed this hard at the same time was when I called out my friends bluff that he wouldn't get me a butt plug for Christmas.
Probably an hour or so, and that's good. Did you find a boom box?
I know how to rate dicks well.
>And I don't even go to dick rating threads to practice.
I played the clarinet in high school, it was by farm my favourite instrument I played
No, I just never use CD's anymore so I removed it
I'm fine, I suppose.
>stranger things have happened
Wow you're a boner kill
My shirt reads "I'm a faggot"
Step up your game
I'm pretty much dying
>It's way too hot outside and I was forced to bike as hard as I could
So no I'm just chilling
I did play a lot of brawl yesterday though
I was joking it's cool
>Tfw no one gets my star wars reference
The doctor appointment went well, I got a refill of my prescription
Hey other ruby
Implying I'm in any way scared or intimidating of a bunch of hilariously fat and smelly virgin keyboard warrior who I could beat up if you tried anything. Lol, what you gonna do hack me or something? Cringe shit
Shit, I guess I've become so used to that phrase I forgot the original context.
My dad was always making star wars references and jokes when I was a kid.
Ow, i assume you're drinking a lot of liquid then?
That's cool, who have you been playing as?
I think it's pretty weird, I feel like buying an awkward gift is something else than a dick pic. But I might be old fashioned like that
>I got a dildo for my bday from friends as well
It was really awkward
And no I didn't I just used my voice as a boom box
That's nice to hear
>well, we've had like 3 Shinoas at once so yeah
Hey Fran! How are you doing?
Be careful, he might bring his samurai sword!
I'm really just referring to the length there
I'm by no means a dick r8 expert
And yeah, I mean, you called my bluff
I had to
Fuck that game is hard
Sempai notice me pls
I am crii
I'm really rusty at Morgana, so I'm a bit sad about that
Oh I see I just misunderstood then
>It was €5 on steam during summer
What did you get a refill on?
Also hi qt
Eh you're losing your touch bully-san
>Those 3 days gone took its toll
Damn your dad must've been cool
>Tfw my dad walked out of the theatre of star wars 1
I think a lot is a bit of an understatement
I played a lot of link and toon link
But pretty much everyone because its always fun to just mess around
And some king dedede as well
>He hits so hard
>God butt right?
I was gunna send one to my friend out of the country once... but...
>The urge came, and I decided to try experimenting a bit. Let's say, neither gift is giftable now
You can beat box?!
Hey Renge, I'm calling your bluff that you'll give me $50 :^)
You mained supp right? Go play Braum you silly
Do you want a pic?
You sent out dick pics?
Seems I missed the fun here
Yay! Ive been noticed!
My anxiety meds
My dad left during the 4th Indiana Jones, such a shitty movie
He was pretty cool when he wasn't mad. He got me into videogames at a really, really young age
>my dad named my little brother luke just so he could say "no luke, I am your father"
Not sure what to say, I mean you want mine? It's still unpacked
The only reason I don't want to throw it away is because it was a gift
And no, well kinda, but I meant I was singing
I have Age of Empires HD on my steam that I bought a few years ago. Would be nice if I could just put my CD Key somewhere and get a digital copy so I don't have to pay for games I already bought. It's irritating
More than a lot?
>Dedede is amazing isn't he?
Well of course I want yours~
....oh, you meant the dildo. Nah, I didn't find them to be quite how I thought they'd be. I'd rather have the real thing~
Ohhhh, singing. I didn't know you sang!
Oh now you want to send it
>Renge already sent some stuff so now you need to back your claim up as well
I'm sorry it's pretty hot and I'm drowsy as fuck I'll always notice you
I have never watched an Indian Jones movie, they all seemed shitty to me
>When he wasn't mad
Did that happen a lot
Also pretty sweet, the only thing my dad got me into was sports. Which sucked
It's okay, we can practice any time you want
I haven't played in forever but Morg is still my favorite champion
I got absurdly good with her on 3s at one point
Just to Makoto, he called my bluff so I had to
I never made that claim but nice try :^)
Tell me what you want it for and I'll consider it
I mean, you're right about that. Small nips.
And I just sent you the real thing, what more do you need
So apparently in Pathfinder, water elementals can't breathe underwater till level 8, and untill then, earth elementals can't burrow and air elementals can't fly
Braum is super fun!
Leona still a best
They are pretty great, nice pulpy adventure films
I will probably agree though, but am virgin
>Have crippling depression
>Shitpost in /Waifu/ threads
WOWOWOW WHAT. So I gotta step up my game now? It doesn't really matter anyways, you're mine after all.
>will send someday?
Yeeeah tsun is mine. Back off
Dude Braum > all. No, but, honestly, Braum is so annoying he ends up being more effective than most supps.
I totally feel the same, my friends got me TWD for my birthday but I can't install it for the same reason
>It doesn't have a cd key
I'm practically drinking instead of breathing
>He is so fun
I got some amazing plays on him, his charging B down is so strong if it hits it's hilarious
Yea that's what I thought, I don't really know how its all that different. I don't like it either way
And everyone can sing, I'm just really good at it
>I'm joking I suck
I just don't care all that much I think it's fun
Don't think I have him on anything, I'll send a friend on discord to you
What is your username?
I like the dive she has, but braum is super good also
TSUN IS MY SEMPAI! NOT YOURS!
I'm his qt sub
If that's the one on Steam, it may just auto detect the game and open steam. Do you have a laptop or something? That's how I got Fallout 4 on my desktop
I feel like I'm missing something about butt stuff for guys though
He'd better start trying with that dildo before you get there :^)
I have enough to go around~
I just think the acting and story wasn't that appealing
Damn I'm yours?
I don't think that's for you to decide
>Taking my flirting seriously
Wew there, clearly we've not met before.
Nah, I'm just messin with ya m8.
I need... food. I just realized I'm hungry.
As am I, and I intend to keep it that way.
Neither do I, nor will I be finding out most likely.
Hey, as long as it's fun, right?
You and me both, I think?
>Yuno is pimping himself out
I'm not taking it seriously, just messing around with you ~
I'm sure someone understands it. Probably it's a meme
He's not my senpai though, he's my bitch... I mean! M-My alpha partner in crime... I mean! H-He's mine, back off!
Wew lad, stop before things get lewd here :^)
You are, and it is
>taking my warning serious
Yeah, we haven't met before. What's up?
Soon you will become a strange fish thing.
>I don't know how they made a cute and chubby penguin so badass.
I wish i had a working copy of brawl right now.
Waifu took a full gay again, I'm alright with this
I'll forgive you, it really isn't
Why not just start up a harem?
I'm saving myself for Yuno, my qt sempai
Seems it's a harem going, if I'm the sub shy one, who are you?
Yea I have a laptop without CD drive
>>Taking my flirting serious
Wait I shouldn't
I'm sure you will dude, you're a cutie tsun remember?
It's just who I am
That'd be pretty cool.
Where are you then? I thought you always had one
>I'll forgive you
Thanks I guess.
I actually have no Idea what's going on
I think I'm tired enough to not tell the difference between joke and not. Time to lay down at least.
I'll understand it one day when I make a poor life decision, I'm sure.
I've seen a few people here take these thing waaaaaaaay too serious before. That plus the fact I'm tired, makes me a bit skeptical when I see it happen.
Not much, just laying down, hoping I fall asleep before it gets too hot. You?
>Mfw I've got my own Harem as is
Wew boy, this could only end one way.
>I'm submissive and dominant at the same time
>This would lead to many....experiences.
Well, you can. I'm a tad serious about it, but I never expect anything to come of it, so I always play it off as a joke when it comes down to it. Both for my sake, and others.
I am not a tsun! Nor cute!
It's always been lewd. Don't lie
Laptop without a CD drive, how did you manage that one?
We all knopw it's who you are. Don't worry
>Where are you then?
What do you mean by that?
>I thought you always had one
It stopped working just recently for some strange reason.
No problem, I can't just not forgive my sempai, can I?
So you switch?
I'm the dom alpha one
Can't say anything against me, can you?
Chilling in the cold winter. Nah jk, I'm on my pc watching youtube.
Yeah, I get it, some people take it too seriously at times, so I understand.
>but tsun is still mine so back off :^)
No it wasn't. You made it all lewd now
I know you're joking, we are a whole continent apart. But I like it nevertheless i think it's fun.
>Both for my sake and others
I'm not sure how that works you cute tsundre
Eh I didn't think about it when I bought it
Its a really good laptop which was pretty cheap I just didn't think I needed one
Oh I misunderstood
>I wish I had a working copy of brawl on me right now
I thought that meant you were somewhere out of your house
I think I could think of a few reasons
>So many mods
Well if someone insulted something I hold dear to me id be pretty pissed
>Im the alpha Dom here
I only read the mood in the room!
Cheap is always good. What is the model?
What are you up to today Kyouko?
Just messing around means joke, doesn't it? Or am I getting my definitions confused?
In some test Mizore linked me to, Switch was my highest catagory. So, yep!
>But also, I can be a dominant submissive. Think femdom, without the fem. I'll be dominant while making you fuck me.
I'd like to try it at least once, just to see if I actually like it, or if it's just a fetish.
>Why don't you make me, surely an alpha such as yourself should have no problem making such a submissive sissy boy like me do what you want~
>Implying a continent is enough distance to stop my lust
Just know, if we were to ever meet, I'd not resist~
I am not a cute tsun you tsun cutie!
I don't know yet, I'll see in a few I guess.