>>700948660 My mom was a hoarder. Our house was so full of cheap books, vhs tapes, magazines, newspapers, and plastic bins with other plastic bins inside that I couldn't even get into my room. I slept on a fucking love seat that was too short for me, and I have back problems now.
I couldn't have friends over or anything, and I had to keep my backpack and other shit I took to school in a plastic bag so roaches wouldn't get in, then crawl out at school and embarrass me.
>>700948757 >>700948949 That was a phase. Pretty fucking trash though, I agree. I am now a respectable wage cuck. I clean like a fucking meth head now. Still have the doggo by the way. She's getting old but still being a pupper
>>700948489 >b me on my 16th bday >been taking a bunch of acid the previous weeks, have a thing for comfortable clothing >feel like I deserve to feel very comfy on my birthday so I go in my sisters closet and grab her silk kimono >put it on and go out on the town with all my buds >mfw random people constantly are pointing at me saying what the fuck is up with this fag, mfw my buddies have to keep explaining it's my birthday and I'm weirdo. >still had sex that summer, but seriously the cringiest thing I've ever done >that summer I also walked into a parade that I wasn't in and basically did a ferris buelers day off thing. That was cringy too but not as cringy as a silk komono.
Probably my freshman year. I was super into punk music ( still am in all honesty) but I'd color my nails black with a sharpie, cut the sleeves off all my shirts, constantly wore combat boots, had a chain necklace with a small padlock on it. Even tried to grow my hair out so I could dye my hair green and have liberty spikes but that didn't pan out
Being Spanish but having white skin really fucked with my head growing up in my neighborhood it was only blacks and Hispanics so we dressed a little "ghetto" I'd wear jean shorts air forces and a low top fade but bein that I was light skinned going to an all white school with a "ghetto" vibe I was bullied a lot
>>700948489 From 2001-2006, I studied "radical ki." Basically, there were hundreds of sites supposedly teaching people how to do what they do in shows like DBZ, firing beams and such out of their hands and even achieving flight by pure visualization. The sites would have this bullshit "martial art" mixed in with Wiccan magick spells and "forcecraft." Of course, none of it worked, and I finally stopped bothering with it shortly after the "Radical Ki Challenge" video, in which a famous personality got his shit kicked in from someone who did actual martial arts.
I also wore Hawaiian shirts often with sweat pants, because my parents wouldn't let me wear Tripp pants or buy all black clothing. I shopped at Hot Topic (still do), but could only get Nintendo and anime shirts.
I got into death metal and black metal when I was 12. The cringey part was walking around in full early Mayhem style corpse paint for a few months when I was about 13 or 14.
I'm 25 now, and syill love metal, still wear band shirts all the time, still have long hair, and working a good paying white collar job. Turns out you can still be a functioning member of society and enjoy the subculture of your choice as long as you're not a complete fucking idiot.
In 5th grade I though dying my all my blonde ( to the point where it was banana yellow) was super cool, I also wore a silver studded belt belt with that hair style while wearing cutoff Jean shorts. I wish I was joking. The cringe is so powerful I can't even look at the pictures bc my body physically tenses up and I have to look away and just forget it happened.
>>700950410 Every day the yuppies and the fucking punks would talk shit about me Calling me wigger and shit like that (In all honesty I felt I was being me) >>700950695 No doubt /b/or I smoked since I was 14 because of the fucking abusive fucks at that school I even dropped out with a 3.2 gpa to get my GED at 16 and get the fuck out that hell hole
>>700950770 I didn't learn about 4chan until '06, when a friend of mine told me you people have Princess Peach Hentai. You did, and I printed out a HUGE ASS pic of her one morning before school (sold hentai for a short time), but forgot to take it off the tray. Step-dad probably saw it, since he was off that day.
>>700948489 Recent cringe. Only happened a few weekends ago.
> Was out in town with mates > really fucking drunk > go to some 90s bar in soho > musicwastrash.jpg > start dancing with some 8/10 Asian girl > buy her a couple of drinks, going well > cracking on even more > plan on sealing the deal, getting closer > suddenly > hear Smash Mouth by All Star > run over to mates and start singing
Never saw her again for the rest of the night. Had a great fucking time but when I woke up my friends reminded me about it cringed hard
>Wear Cradle of Filth t-shirts >Have long hair that went over my shoulders >Wear spikey wristbands >Black wide jeans with skulls on the ass >Cannibal Corpse album desktop wallpaper >Wear satanic necklaces >Talk about how you would kill that or this person most of the time >Think that only black or whatever-metal is the best and other music is for wussies and gays
I was 16 to 19 back then... i'm 29 now. Glad i got over that cringe edgey fuckphase.
>>700948489 12-14 wannabe skater like bam margera 14-16 faggot emo kid with makeup (got bullied in school) 17-21 wannabe hxc kid for playing in bands 21-24 dealing with existential crisis and heavy cringing on my past.
>>700953154 Isn't it funny how all the "tough" metal act shit ended up being little insecure bitches? I'm not talking about the fans tho, I'm talking about the artists. Especially zakk faggot myld. That fake shit could ONLY impress some 16 yr old with issues
I went emo in high school not metal. Metal was gay as fuck and I was still coming down off the punk pop era. Things got really weird really fast. For the first time there was something between emos and goths called "scene". The girls were hot but the guys were all faggots and your emo guy could blend right in.
Now all the lines have blurred and I can't tell whether I'm coming or going.
>>700950765 I'm goth too... Outside of work. I work in law so I always gel my long hair to the side to make it look more business appropriate. It's hard because I have suits that look like I'm a wall Street broker but I haven't had the time to spend that amount on goth clothes. It's expensive even with my salery. I'm just hoping I can find a goth girl to date. It's hard because a lot of the goth community I'm in are fucking retards. A lot of my goth friends have no idea I'm a lawyer...
>>700957842 I've been in brawls and i carried a knife hidden inside a pocket i created in my belt. I used it only few times to threaten some faggots (fucking basketball players) that wanted to mess with me >pic related pretty similar to my belt
>>700951864 someone is either too young or too old. the amount of hot bitches with stupid colored hair i banged in 2000-2004's is more than ive banged in the last decade. shit was cash even though i looked like a faggot.
>>700948489 Too many to count man... In middle school all I wore were graphic tee's with aliens on them. Then in high school I became a juggalo, with like 6 of those shitty ball necklaces on at once and a bike chain necklace and 9000 of those black rubber bracelets on both wrists. Then in junior year I fell into black metal and wore corpse paint to concerts and all my shirts were full of unreadable band logos. Big black Mohawk that I almost never wore up. Took a razor and carved the word death into my arm and rubbed ashes into it. Once school was over though I stopped being a faggot and just dress plainly with a normal haircut.
But overall my life is one massive series of cringe after another. Everyday, at some point, a memory will pass through my head and I shudder at what I've done
>>700950981 You sold printed-out porn in 2006? Of the drawn weeaboo shit no less? Do you live in the Midwest or something, where they're always seemingly a decade behind? Selling physical porn stopped being a viable middle school business c. 2000 where I live, because everyone had cable or at least DSL internet by then.
>>700948489 We can just narrow it down to 5th-11th grade >wore a winter hat all the time >wore a giant flannel coat all the time >rarely showered >rarely remembered deodorant >pre-furry disease >hung out with weebs >fawned over people who had no idea I existed >really into musicals and country music
I was so bad, but I'm better now. /b/ saved me from being a furry, hormones made me get some hygiene cause didn't want to be a forever alone. Pretty decent metalfag now, got a good job and people generally like me.
From 2012 until about 2014ish I used to be a brony
spammed them on here, when the whole sheband was somewhat new and before the creation /mlp/ and all the other shit
Went to a forum, had only brony online friends, capsuled myself off of the real world, wrote the cringiest fucking shit about "haters", listened to the shitty music they make, even once posted on Facebook about it
Did cringy as fuck roleplay online and oh god the R34
then beginning of 2015 I finished my apprenticeship, started to make suddenly real actual money, moved out and then just stopped
its the cringiest community there is
its toxic. It corrupts the minds of able, normal men with cancer autism
I still feel physically ill when I remember that time
6-9 sonic fanboy 10-11 hardcore wannabe skater laces for belt and everything 12-14 emo faggot that listens to way to much weezer 15 i was cringing at what i was and suicidal 16-present day stoner musician
> be 17/18 > decided to be "emo" > dyed hair black > wore glasses with no lenses in public because i thought it looked awesome > had snake bite lip rings > wasnt aware wearing track pants, being fat and wearing plain black t shirts 5 sizes too big wasnt actually "emo" but i did it anyway > listened to shit like atreyu on public transport using my minidisc player and portable speakers > used red food colouring around my eyes to make it look like i was crying blood (very unconvincing but i didnt care i thought it looked awesome) > did everything for this one girl who had firmly cemented my ass into the friendzone. paid for a pregnancy test for her, let her friend take my place when we booked a weekend away
Man, i have shit loads of pictures of that phase of my life somewhere, I'll be back to post them if I can find them
>>700949531 Just get a cover up if it's bothering you so much, ez tat to cover too. Anyways you're not the only one who has fucked up.
A buddy of mine has a bunch of tattoos about hating god and athiesm and he's like 28 now and has no problem with his tattos. I don't think he ever got out of that whole teen edge phase. Literally has a tattoo on his arm that reads "atheist" in huge like old English font
>14-16 >wear black sweaters/hoodies in 100 degree weather >bought and wore band t shirts that I didn't even listen to or know of >wore shit like Paramore >Osiris pink shoes with green laces >dyed hair gold/red/weird shit
I grew out of it but what the fuck. I was also fat as fuck so I just sound like the smelly weird kid.
Ended up normal in high school after that, surprisingly.
>>700960841 Good call. Just found the pictures and they are too cringy to even exist anymore so I'll just delete them
Before I do, here's one of the girl I was doting over. No idea wtf was wrong with her lip, probably herpes but since I thought I loved her I didn't give a shit. This was one of the weekends away (that I again paid for) that I actually went with her on
>>700961072 Same here anon. No way to tell other than to hear the shit that came out of people's mouths. I wanted to be a WWE wrestler when I was about 13-15. On top of that, my mum died when I was 14 from a fucked liver, so I was also a crusader of anti-drug & alcohol shit.
Skip ahead 10 years and I live in a drug reality. How things change.
>>700948489 > be a furfag > typefuck with random other furfag on a regular basis > be going to college > decide to get a 1 bedroom apartment with aforementioned other furfag > he's an unwashed autist > gtfo as soon as the school year is over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13uUR35CZkI So there was a time in highschool that people would refer to me as "the girl version of the guy from Nirvana" never stopped talking about poetry and obscure bands, did a fuckton of drugs, and before that I was a hardcore scene fuck who did the milk chug and put it online.
>>700948489 The cringiest(and I think happiest) was the few years after graduating high school, still feeling the novelty of freedom from doing anything, sitting in my room day after day, playing video games, eating food, and not having to really pay for anything, writing cringy poems, talking to my friend over Skype.
I guess my blissful unwareness and delusion is cringy to me. Didn't really ever wear any cringy clothing or act that cringy, I don't think.
>>700948489 Listened to rap from 7th grade until 10th. Yeah. White guy listening to rap. Couldn't get a date, friends didn't want to come over and see all of these niggers posters all over my walls. Finally met a girl who told me to stop it.
>13 >discovered stormfront >drew swastikas with markers everywhere >constantly talking shit about niggers and crime stats >i live in eastern europe where everyone is white so no one cares about it >want to become a skinhead but my parents don't let me shave my head >get pic related haircut
only wore camo in elementery only wore fox tshirts until hs, never rode just played vidiogames all day and played drums a bit got really into metal in hs and started rowing, got super popular and had a ton of friends move to nj and made even more friends being the cool fl kid three years later everyone left most of my friends are either dead or used me somehow. MFW
>>700965382 forgot to add i only played gears of war and played people at school competitivly always getting way too into it. i was #1 for the longest time on the leader-boards, but that was highschool.
>>700948489 I like metal music, love the lifestyle too. The gigs, the festivals, the sense of kinship you have with other people in the "alternative subculture" it's great. My most cringey time was without doubt my edgelord emo kid phase of 14-16. I looked like a fairly "normal" metal fancy, but inside I was all about the darkeness in my soul, self harming, thinking I was bisexual, being "in love" with my friend's ex who I had never met irl and music like this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LTZQsGF5Gog
I thought I was bi (really I just thought girls like bi guys) so I sucked a few kids off in high school. I'm from the south so I thought it was rebellious and would make me popular. Turns out girls didn't find it hot and that I suck a bunch of dicks for nothing.
I also wore all black and a spiked choker necklace.
>>700948949 I grew up in a hoarders home too man. There was just trash. Only trash everywhere. No collection of useless stuff, it was just trash everywhere. I was like 6 I couldn't clean everything myself. The house burned down because of the extreme fire hazard and I was put into foster care soon after. If I had pictures I guarantee everyone in this thread would gag, fridgebro style.
>11 >hardcore catholic >get a book on crusades >spend the whole weekend reading it >decide to become a crusader >have a muslim kid in my class >during lunch break beat the shit out of him >get suspended for a month
>>700951963 AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
>>700967729 I used to know a couple. I don't have a clue as to whatever happened to them.
Trucking sounds like it could be good for a goth. They like to be alone, wallowing in their own self-pity, writing bad poetry. I used to drive a truck too, so I know how miserable it can be. Goth weirdos seem to like misery.
>>700951714 I still see some coal chamber motherfucker rocking these stupid parachute pants to this day. He's got to be in his mid thirties (I'm 32). He's had the same spiked collar, spiked hair, chokers and wristbands and hot topic shit on since he was 15. Still see him waiting for the bus at the huge shopping center here to go to, what's most likely, his call center job supporting his WoW addiction. I wore baggy Randy River limp bizkit shit, vests, doc Martin. All that garbage. Ultimate cringe was winning first place with a bunch of other losers at a robotics competition in Ontario. I didn't really DO anything. But the trip was fine. And man, did I think I looked awesome in that gear going to get my first place with all the rest of them. Total fucking faggot.
>>700967549 I used to masturbate to girls feet in school through my pants, never got caught. I cut a hole in one of my pockets and was always wearing hoodies. So it was pretty easy to slide my hand in my pocket, and slowly jack off. Nobody ever caught on. Ah, good times.
My junior year of high school. I was pretty much a stoner weirdo chuunibyo. I'm asian, I was a bit chubby, wore black lipstick, skinny jeans, bleached my hair, filed my nails to points and painted them black. Sometimes I wore a suit for no real reason. Sometimes I'd wear a denim jacket with the sleeves cut off and torn to hell faded jeans. I was also always cracking dirty jokes. Not really even emo, just shitty taste while smoking pot constantly and hanging out with social outcasts, juggalos, and weebs. I regretted it so much that in my senior year I switched to all black and a long black overcoat, dead silence, and a book. No makeup, though. All in all, I'm over it.
>>700968005 >>700968102 I want to say riley or randy or something like that, I went to school with a kid that looked just like that and wore faggy face paint but last I heard from him like 5 years ago he was a "juggalo" fag at age of 19
>>700950145 I'd say this is not cringey anon. When you're tripping, the last thing you care about is looking stupid. I did a very similar thing but ended up being the only one who was willing to go to the shop after 4 tabs. Went there dressed in a full statue of liberty costume that I'd made. Had an 8th of weed in my pocket and everyone in the shop was staring at me.
I just think everybody else is a robot so I don't care.
>>700948489 >sophmore year >get dropped off at school dance by dad to meet a girl I like >gives me cell phone >call me when youre done anon >see her and start walking towards the door >pocket full of change to cover cost to get in >not enough to get in >don't worry Im going to call my dad to give me some more money, I'll meet you in there >she says alright and leaves inside >I don't call my dad because we are too poor >I stand on the side of the school in shadows for 2 1/2 hours to make my dad think I haven't failed >finally picks me up >how was the dance anon? >it was good, I got to dance with the girl I liked >mfw I still cringe to this day about it >mfw I decided to not become a beta faggot after that >mfw I have no face
I dunno I just smoked weed and cigarettes too much in high school. For 4 years I convinced myself that I was cooler than everyone because I knew drug hookups. Getting arrested senior year and failing a drug test for a program I really wanted to get into kind of changed my perspective.
So basically I wasted my teenager years being high and doing nothing productive and I rage at myself a lot for it.
>>700968969 Not that poster but It was the total opposite for me. I've pretty much just always had long hair, and I looked/felt horrible and awkward when I had it cut a few years back. It's long again now, and I'm not a total faggot about it, but every kid in school tried to grow their hair out at least once. Do kids still do this or what?
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