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What was the cringiest phase of your life?
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>>700948489
you posted it, I even have a slipknot tattoo on my forearm.
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This is where I lived as a teenager
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>>Being on /b/ right now
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now. Come here to avoid seeing how much of a shit I am. I'll probably kill myself before year's end anyway so that'll solve it.
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>>700948660
You're fucking trash bro
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>>700948567
Fucking faggot.
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Now
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>>700948489
Being a highschool edgelord. If who I became met who I was in highschool I wouod beat the shit out of myself.
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>>700948840
thanks mate
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>>700948489
I was a fat emo kid and obsessed over a girl I used to go to middle school with.
now I'm a fat factory worker and wander if I can make anything of this life.

so either then or now. I can't tell.
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>>700948660
My mom was a hoarder. Our house was so full of cheap books, vhs tapes, magazines, newspapers, and plastic bins with other plastic bins inside that I couldn't even get into my room. I slept on a fucking love seat that was too short for me, and I have back problems now.

I couldn't have friends over or anything, and I had to keep my backpack and other shit I took to school in a plastic bag so roaches wouldn't get in, then crawl out at school and embarrass me.
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>>700948567
You think that's bad, I've got a blink18tattoo
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15-17 years...
oh my. what a faggot i was
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>>700949010
Show
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>>700948757
>>700948949
That was a phase. Pretty fucking trash though, I agree. I am now a respectable wage cuck. I clean like a fucking meth head now. Still have the doggo by the way. She's getting old but still being a pupper
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>>700948489
Teenage years, followed by childhood.
Middle school to high school period especially...
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>played in a Runequest campaign at an RPG club.
>looked down on the D&D-ers, because their RPG was just silly and juvenile.
>rejoiced in being infinitesimally cooler than a different bunch of autists.
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My metalhead phase in high school. At some point I grew a van dyke beard and it looked pretty fucking bad.
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Being a big fan of dbz.
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>>700949472
there's nothing wrong with dbz though
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>>700949122
Just because you got dubs
Not ashamed of it but do cringe at lost opportunity instead
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>>700948489
j
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>>700949531
I think it's rather easy to cover up.
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>>700949472
This.
Just don't take it to weeboo levels
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>>700949531
Hey, at least it's not an N-DUBZ tattoo
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Wearing wrangler jeans and a Stetson hat to work as a federal law enforcement agent. In Wisconsin. I should have died.
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>>700948489
The actual.
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>>700948871
I get that, I would hate my high school self, 9 years since them cringe years
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>>700948489
>b me on my 16th bday
>been taking a bunch of acid the previous weeks, have a thing for comfortable clothing
>feel like I deserve to feel very comfy on my birthday so I go in my sisters closet and grab her silk kimono
>put it on and go out on the town with all my buds
>mfw random people constantly are pointing at me saying what the fuck is up with this fag, mfw my buddies have to keep explaining it's my birthday and I'm weirdo.
>still had sex that summer, but seriously the cringiest thing I've ever done
>that summer I also walked into a parade that I wasn't in and basically did a ferris buelers day off thing. That was cringy too but not as cringy as a silk komono.
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>>700949531
>>>700949122
>Just because you got dubs
>Not ashamed of it but do cringe at lost opportunity instead
>>700949531
I died my hair at the age of 8/9. You tell me
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Probably my freshman year. I was super into punk music ( still am in all honesty) but I'd color my nails black with a sharpie, cut the sleeves off all my shirts, constantly wore combat boots, had a chain necklace with a small padlock on it. Even tried to grow my hair out so I could dye my hair green and have liberty spikes but that didn't pan out

>wash me in your judgement
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Edgy died hair friend reporting in
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Being Spanish but having white skin really fucked with my head growing up in my neighborhood it was only blacks and Hispanics so we dressed a little "ghetto" I'd wear jean shorts air forces and a low top fade but bein that I was light skinned going to an all white school with a "ghetto" vibe I was bullied a lot
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Maybe another cringy phase could be... Running and pretending to be a ninja from naruto.
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>>700949416
>metalhead phase

Winrar.
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>>700950497
Autism detector is off the charts
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>>700948489
From 2001-2006, I studied "radical ki." Basically, there were hundreds of sites supposedly teaching people how to do what they do in shows like DBZ, firing beams and such out of their hands and even achieving flight by pure visualization. The sites would have this bullshit "martial art" mixed in with Wiccan magick spells and "forcecraft." Of course, none of it worked, and I finally stopped bothering with it shortly after the "Radical Ki Challenge" video, in which a famous personality got his shit kicked in from someone who did actual martial arts.

I also wore Hawaiian shirts often with sweat pants, because my parents wouldn't let me wear Tripp pants or buy all black clothing. I shopped at Hot Topic (still do), but could only get Nintendo and anime shirts.
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>>700950557
But M-muh sasuki
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>>700948489
When i used to suck cock sometimes
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>>700950410
Every day the yuppies and the fucking punks would talk shit about me Calling me wigger and shit like that (In all honesty I felt I was being me)
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>>700950410
We would've been friends, or at the very least smoking buddies
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I got into death metal and black metal when I was 12. The cringey part was walking around in full early Mayhem style corpse paint for a few months when I was about 13 or 14.

I'm 25 now, and syill love metal, still wear band shirts all the time, still have long hair, and working a good paying white collar job. Turns out you can still be a functioning member of society and enjoy the subculture of your choice as long as you're not a complete fucking idiot.
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>>700950632
"The Memer"
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Anything cringy before high school is pretty well blocked from my memory. You guys should try it.
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In 5th grade I though dying my all my blonde ( to the point where it was banana yellow) was super cool, I also wore a silver studded belt belt with that hair style while wearing cutoff Jean shorts. I wish I was joking. The cringe is so powerful I can't even look at the pictures bc my body physically tenses up and I have to look away and just forget it happened.
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>>700950410
Every day the yuppies and the fucking punks would talk shit about me Calling me wigger and shit like that (In all honesty I felt I was being me) >>700950695
No doubt /b/or I smoked since I was 14 because of the fucking abusive fucks at that school I even dropped out with a 3.2 gpa to get my GED at 16 and get the fuck out that hell hole
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>>700950770
I didn't learn about 4chan until '06, when a friend of mine told me you people have Princess Peach Hentai. You did, and I printed out a HUGE ASS pic of her one morning before school (sold hentai for a short time), but forgot to take it off the tray. Step-dad probably saw it, since he was off that day.
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>>700948567
>>700949416
This.
I still think Metal is awesome and don't find the overall style cringy but the faggy 16 year old edgy personality that came with it is cringe for me.
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>>700948660
10/10 doggo
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>>700950869

Word. Even though I was a punk styled kid I was cool to people if they were cool to me you know?
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>>700948660
What the fuck
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>>700948489
exactly that pic
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>>700948567
Slipknot isn't bad but getting a tattoo, seriously?
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>>700951422
>Slipknot isn't bad
My sides
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Probably my stoner days.
Id go to school purposefully reaking of pot and cigarettes. Had a jew fro. Always wearing a baggy af t shirt shorts and flipflops.
Mfw i still had friends and got grills
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>>700948757
>>700948949
>>700951285
I had a patio. Wanna see it?

>>700951122
thanks /b/ro. Still have the pupper. Old now (13) but still doggoin
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>>700950340
Did you hiss at people ?
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>>700951473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiamPT_5g-E


I looked like an emofaggot but got no girls because I can't talk to them
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>>700951651
>jew fro
Fuck, I had it too. I have no idea how my friends were not ashamed of me.
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>>700951473
>Emo Faggot
>Got a lot of girls
Dude, you need to pick one. Those 2 together doesn't work.
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>>700951714
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>>700949531
That album was good though. Blink 182 without delonge now isn't real blink.
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>>700948489
Between age 12 and 27. A friend betrayed me at 27 and I got some of my shit together. Still have shit all over the place though.
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>>700948489
Recent cringe. Only happened a few weekends ago.

> Was out in town with mates
> really fucking drunk
> go to some 90s bar in soho
> musicwastrash.jpg
> start dancing with some 8/10 Asian girl
> buy her a couple of drinks, going well
> cracking on even more
> plan on sealing the deal, getting closer
> suddenly
> hear Smash Mouth by All Star
> run over to mates and start singing


Never saw her again for the rest of the night. Had a great fucking time but when I woke up my friends reminded me about it cringed hard
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>>700951473
My god do I want to beat the shit out of you.
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>>700951527
Nice. Another edgy elitist.
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>>700951473
>Motorola Razr

How apt
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>>700951473
I wanna punch you in the ribs
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All of it
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>>700951422
I do a lot of things on impulse
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>>700952236
Of course you did
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https://youtu.be/13uUR35CZkI the one I'm in now
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>>700952236
> Women
> high school

I hope the lunch ladies were gentle with you fag
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>>700948660
hey dogmeat
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>>700951714
>>700951897
not the same style, and about ten years apart in popularity
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>>700952650
Who hurt you anon
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>>700952650
I always love me some emo tits
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>>700951963
true alpha
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>>700952417
My dude.
There is always time for Brand New.
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>>700951742
No. I wasn't that bad
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>>700952650
so you have cp then?
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>>700952650
Do it cuck lord
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>Wear Cradle of Filth t-shirts
>Have long hair that went over my shoulders
>Wear spikey wristbands
>Black wide jeans with skulls on the ass
>Cannibal Corpse album desktop wallpaper
>Wear satanic necklaces
>Talk about how you would kill that or this person most of the time
>Think that only black or whatever-metal is the best and other music is for wussies and gays

I was 16 to 19 back then... i'm 29 now.
Glad i got over that cringe edgey fuckphase.
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>>700950632
>specialpants:D
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>>700953154
Are you me?
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>>700948489
12-14 wannabe skater like bam margera
14-16 faggot emo kid with makeup (got bullied in school)
17-21 wannabe hxc kid for playing in bands
21-24 dealing with existential crisis and heavy cringing on my past.

i should just end it, hu?
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>>700952831
Hardly.
My love of shrek ruined my chance of getting asain pussy.
Shrekblocked
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Getting 1,678 hours in csgo

Worth it tho
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>>700948660
The real cringe here is heiniken
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>>700953586
There's no existential crisis. You're here to make memes
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>>700949372
thats pretty fucking cringe
thats like weeb tier cringe but not related to weebs
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>>700953702
I'll fist your asshole
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>>700950145
Top kek
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I was an emo faggot in high school that did faggoty shit just to get attention.

This is a picture of me on what they called "hero day" it also happened to be on picture retake day.
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>>700951864
Emos do find together rather easily
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>>700950145
Jap detected
FIRE!
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>>700953603
Nah bros before how's. You did the right thing
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>>700950981
>sold porn in school
i did this too my friend had his phone taken away and had no computer access
it felt good to have power over him not physically but also mentally
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>>700954168
May be the case.
The true cringe may be my drunken love of All Star or the fact it stemmed from Shrek.
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>>700951963
that isnt cringe man
that's fucking hilarious
a true grandpa story
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>>700953586
Exactly the same dude
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>>700954053
Keked a little
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>>700951651
Are you Lil Dicky?
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>>700950340
Combats are nice though, they got support and if you get the good ones they're pretty comfy
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>>700955475
No
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>>700954053
Was that shit in your yearbook?
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>>700955975
Nah, they used my first photo. The school wouldnt allow the joker photo to be in the year book.
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>>700956098
School shooter confirmed
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>>700956383
what?
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>>700956383
Kek
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>>700950632
post link to video plox
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>>700948489

Early 90's pre Columbine

Loved the following
>Trenchcoats (thanks blade and neo)
>cowboy boots
>stated carrying a straight razor as a pocket knife.
>never missed an opportunity to suggest violence as a solution

too edgy for myself - was a white rich kid going to the fancy private high school with all the other Doctors and Lawyers kids.
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>>700955921
Shhhhh.
You'll wake your parents
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>>700951963

Chumbawumba.

How many times did you have a whiskey drink/lager drink/etc
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With somewhat 14. I was a parade example for a social outcast.
My metal phase started just after that.
>pic related
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>>700953154
Isn't it funny how all the "tough" metal act shit ended up being little insecure bitches? I'm not talking about the fans tho, I'm talking about the artists. Especially zakk faggot myld. That fake shit could ONLY impress some 16 yr old with issues
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>>700957071
They saved that for the end.

I was drinking larger until we got into the bar, then started on vodka. £4.50 for a double is cheap in London.
I was so hammered that the 8/10 Asian was probably a 6 at a push.
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Funny how must of the cringe phases really were just metal phases. As if one genre of music called out for all the dorks at once and you all showed up. Still better than the faggot emos
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>>700957382
That bitch is married you fag
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>>700948489
Violent metalhead. I nearly set on fire my school during Christmas holidays. Never got caught
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I went emo in high school not metal. Metal was gay as fuck and I was still coming down off the punk pop era. Things got really weird really fast. For the first time there was something between emos and goths called "scene". The girls were hot but the guys were all faggots and your emo guy could blend right in.

Now all the lines have blurred and I can't tell whether I'm coming or going.
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Probably when I had long hair and borrowed my friends clothes everyday...
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>>700957591
>violent
what did you do to be "violent?"
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>>700950765
I'm goth too... Outside of work. I work in law so I always gel my long hair to the side to make it look more business appropriate. It's hard because I have suits that look like I'm a wall Street broker but I haven't had the time to spend that amount on goth clothes. It's expensive even with my salery. I'm just hoping I can find a goth girl to date. It's hard because a lot of the goth community I'm in are fucking retards. A lot of my goth friends have no idea I'm a lawyer...
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>>700948489
From when I was born till now.
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>>700957917
The grand autismo
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>>700957980
it hurts to live
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>>700957842
I've been in brawls and i carried a knife hidden inside a pocket i created in my belt. I used it only few times to threaten some faggots (fucking basketball players) that wanted to mess with me
>pic related pretty similar to my belt
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>>700957890
You're stupid as fuck. Don't know how to spell salary. Not alpha enough to be a lawyer.
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I used to not hate nickleback
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>>700957890
Still being a goth is the real cringe
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>>700951864
someone is either too young or too old.
the amount of hot bitches with stupid colored hair i banged in 2000-2004's is more than ive banged in the last decade. shit was cash even though i looked like a faggot.
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>>700952879
>my dude
This is my contribution to this thread.
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>>700948489
hanging out on /b/
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>>700958125

This used to be my favourite image ever.
Someone put the caption "last night was bananas" and I keked so hard. that's cringey
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>>700951902
I like their new album though. It's a good throw back. And delonge was pushing them to do trippy weird shit all about muh feels.
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>>700958153
Putting that much effort on this thread? Fuck off!
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>>700948489
Too many to count man... In middle school all I wore were graphic tee's with aliens on them. Then in high school I became a juggalo, with like 6 of those shitty ball necklaces on at once and a bike chain necklace and 9000 of those black rubber bracelets on both wrists. Then in junior year I fell into black metal and wore corpse paint to concerts and all my shirts were full of unreadable band logos. Big black Mohawk that I almost never wore up. Took a razor and carved the word death into my arm and rubbed ashes into it. Once school was over though I stopped being a faggot and just dress plainly with a normal haircut.

But overall my life is one massive series of cringe after another. Everyday, at some point, a memory will pass through my head and I shudder at what I've done
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>>700957488
>implying rings plug holes
Fuck off kid
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>>700958366
>last night was bananas
Oh shit, I lost it.
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>>700958176
You're probably right. I love the art style, girls, clothes. Shit like that.
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>>700958146
You were a little psychopath dude. Probably you're going to jail pretty soon
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>>700950981
You sold printed-out porn in 2006? Of the drawn weeaboo shit no less? Do you live in the Midwest or something, where they're always seemingly a decade behind? Selling physical porn stopped being a viable middle school business c. 2000 where I live, because everyone had cable or at least DSL internet by then.
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>>700950145
Fucking legendary
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>>700948489
We can just narrow it down to 5th-11th grade
>wore a winter hat all the time
>wore a giant flannel coat all the time
>rarely showered
>rarely remembered deodorant
>pre-furry disease
>hung out with weebs
>fawned over people who had no idea I existed
>really into musicals and country music

I was so bad, but I'm better now. /b/ saved me from being a furry, hormones made me get some hygiene cause didn't want to be a forever alone.
Pretty decent metalfag now, got a good job and people generally like me.
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>>700958563
Nope i changed a lot. Now i'm 26 and i'm studying medicine. It was just a phase i guess btw i feel lucky that i was never involved with cops etc
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>>700958553
Girls yes.
And by art styles do you mean gothic architecture?
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From 2012 until about 2014ish I used to be a brony

spammed them on here, when the whole sheband was somewhat new and before the creation /mlp/ and all the other shit

Went to a forum, had only brony online friends, capsuled myself off of the real world, wrote the cringiest fucking shit about "haters", listened to the shitty music they make, even once posted on Facebook about it

Did cringy as fuck roleplay online and oh god the R34

then beginning of 2015 I finished my apprenticeship, started to make suddenly real actual money, moved out and then just stopped

its the cringiest community there is

its toxic. It corrupts the minds of able, normal men with cancer autism


I still feel physically ill when I remember that time
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I was a huge orange county choppers fag when i was in 7th grade, so i bought an iron-on sticker and irond it on pic related position.

On my baby blue jeans.
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>>700958830
Yikes
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6-9 sonic fanboy
10-11 hardcore wannabe skater laces for belt and everything
12-14 emo faggot that listens to way to much weezer
15 i was cringing at what i was and suicidal
16-present day stoner musician
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>>700953691
You're supposed to be over 18
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>>700955475
>muh literally who faggot rapper I'm obsessing over
>have to mention it everywhere

Fuck off you fag
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>>700959048
Musician? Explanation needed
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>>700959511
making noise rock on guitar
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>>700959048
>16-present day stoner musician
How old are you now?
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All of middle school
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>>700959048
16?

Mods mods mods

Reported
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>>700959730
Under aged girls. b&.
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10-12: harry potter fanboy(same glasses, scar, hair)
13-15: emo faggot
23: present day-depressed architect
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I was "gay" 9th and 10th grade
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>>700959730
Moar
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>>700951963
>hear Smash Mouth by All Star
>Smash Mouth by All Star
Anon, there is a problem here.
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>>700959792
turned 18 a few days ago
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>>700960211
Yeah you better be
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2004

> be 17/18
> decided to be "emo"
> dyed hair black
> wore glasses with no lenses in public because i thought it looked awesome
> had snake bite lip rings
> wasnt aware wearing track pants, being fat and wearing plain black t shirts 5 sizes too big wasnt actually "emo" but i did it anyway
> listened to shit like atreyu on public transport using my minidisc player and portable speakers
> used red food colouring around my eyes to make it look like i was crying blood (very unconvincing but i didnt care i thought it looked awesome)
> did everything for this one girl who had firmly cemented my ass into the friendzone. paid for a pregnancy test for her, let her friend take my place when we booked a weekend away

Man, i have shit loads of pictures of that phase of my life somewhere, I'll be back to post them if I can find them
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>be me
>be 14
>listen to hollywood undead and insane clown posse
>read manga
>watch Anime SUBTITLES ONLY
>eaten ramen with chopsticks

thank god i was able to be a normal teenager after I hit 16
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>>700951473
want to destroy your faggot face.
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>>700960200
Glad I wasn't the only one who thought twice.
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>>700949531
Just get a cover up if it's bothering you so much, ez tat to cover too. Anyways you're not the only one who has fucked up.

A buddy of mine has a bunch of tattoos about hating god and athiesm and he's like 28 now and has no problem with his tattos. I don't think he ever got out of that whole teen edge phase. Literally has a tattoo on his arm that reads "atheist" in huge like old English font
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>slam poet stage

At least it got me girls and weed
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>>700960522
Jesus, please don't. The physical cringing and grimacing will crush my face.
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>>700949531
lmao

I used to want Green and Day tattooed in giant black letters on both of my arms
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>>700951897
>>700951714
>>700950632
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Thread makes me thankful my school had uniforms
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>>700948660
>psychopathic records
>?
>kek
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>>700960522
wow i would never play my own music out loud in public, even if its good
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>>700961072
im just thankful social media wasnt too popular when i was in high school. All of my retarded shit would of been archived.
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>14-16
>wear black sweaters/hoodies in 100 degree weather
>bought and wore band t shirts that I didn't even listen to or know of
>wore shit like Paramore
>Osiris pink shoes with green laces
>dyed hair gold/red/weird shit

I grew out of it but what the fuck.
I was also fat as fuck so I just sound like the smelly weird kid.

Ended up normal in high school after that, surprisingly.
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I was and still am all about metal. But, when I was younger I dressed as a cowboy. Boots, hat, buckle and wranglers. Everything.

Had long hair and earrings.
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>>700960841
Good call. Just found the pictures and they are too cringy to even exist anymore so I'll just delete them

Before I do, here's one of the girl I was doting over. No idea wtf was wrong with her lip, probably herpes but since I thought I loved her I didn't give a shit. This was one of the weekends away (that I again paid for) that I actually went with her on
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>>700957021
Rxön is no name.
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>>700961072
Same here anon. No way to tell other than to hear the shit that came out of people's mouths.
I wanted to be a WWE wrestler when I was about 13-15. On top of that, my mum died when I was 14 from a fucked liver, so I was also a crusader of anti-drug & alcohol shit.

Skip ahead 10 years and I live in a drug reality. How things change.
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I paid 15 bucks for 160K Runescape Gold/coins whatchamacallit when I was 13
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>>700948489
When I was 18 I wore black lipstick and nailpolish. Oddly enough I fingered my first chick in that phase.
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None Ive been the same since I was 8; or maybe that.
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>>700948489
> be a furfag
> typefuck with random other furfag on a regular basis
> be going to college
> decide to get a 1 bedroom apartment with aforementioned other furfag
> he's an unwashed autist
> gtfo as soon as the school year is over
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>>700961369
Sorry to hear. Drugs are pretty good and we all die eventually so.
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>>700960200
Dat filename...

>kek
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>>700961384
>I still play runescape
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>>700961503
Totally, anon. That's the way I see it myself. Losing your mother isn't easy, but hey, everyone dies. It kinda teaches you something about yourself, in a way.
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>>700961652
Surely you have full dragon and a party hat now
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>>700957181
I actually know Zakk and I can say that he would have slapped you like a bitch for saying shit like that.

Also, Zakk isn't his actual name
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>>700948489
I'd rather see a resurgence of that alt/punk/metal/emo look over some of the bullshit that has come after.

Fucking thrift shop hipsters looking like a cross between a clown and a hobo, wearing giant, goofy-ass glasses, etc. Now that's cringe.
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>>700961891
Agreed but what seems fashionable now will make people cringe in 6-7 years
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>>700959649
Oh, so not a real musician
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>>700950808
that english gave me cancer
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>>700962207
Kek
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>>700953691
wow that is such an interesting video game, clearly one worth spending that much time in
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16-22 went full degenerate raver/goth/punk. had the green hair, snake bites, stretched ears, blah blah blah. Got laid a helllllll of a lot more back then though...adulthood has its downfalls
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>>700962533
Kek
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>>700961332
Definitely looks like the herp. I for one, want to see your emo atreyu get up lol
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>>700960552
Meh, I eat my ramen with chopsticks(when it happens), read manga occasionally AND watch anime. Subs only.
26, full fucking normie.
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>>700948902
>Fat emo kid
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13uUR35CZkI So there was a time in highschool that people would refer to me as "the girl version of the guy from Nirvana" never stopped talking about poetry and obscure bands, did a fuckton of drugs, and before that I was a hardcore scene fuck who did the milk chug and put it online.
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>>700961422
Serves you right you weirdo fuck
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>>700958830
that should go as an example for all the other bronies
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>>700948489
The cringiest(and I think happiest) was the few years after graduating high school, still feeling the novelty of freedom from doing anything, sitting in my room day after day, playing video games, eating food, and not having to really pay for anything, writing cringy poems, talking to my friend over Skype.

I guess my blissful unwareness and delusion is cringy to me. Didn't really ever wear any cringy clothing or act that cringy, I don't think.
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>>700958830
I did that bullshit from 2011-2013, and left feeling like a tool.

That was the stuff that was on Instagram though, and if you wanna talk about cringe, wew boy.
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>>700962746
You were skinny, unkempt looking, and had blondish hair basically?
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All of it, especially right now
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>>700948489
Nintendo fanboy phase or edgelord phase

I managed to dodge the weeb bullet
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>>700962746
shit just like my ex
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>>700962970
Me too fam, Skype and vidya everyday with no responsibility. Good times.
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>>700963067
>>700958830
Glad you came to your senses. Now if only they all could.
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>>700960522
i loved atreyu in hs, i still like atreyu. never got into the gay emo getup though. just listened to it when i used to workout. but yeah youre a fag
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>>700951714
Definitely not this cringe, but I remember in early highschool wearing XXX randy river jeans. So fucking wide i could have probably fit two legs in there

Thinking back i want to killmyself
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>>700954102
I'm white and this was in the central valley in California. Cringe on that for a moment
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i got this dumb shit tat when i turned 18.
Cringe hurts still
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>>700964622
TAKE ME, TAKE ME HOMEEEEEEE . OVER AND OVER AGAIN
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I used to dress/makeup like this, help me
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>>700948489
Listened to rap from 7th grade until 10th. Yeah. White guy listening to rap. Couldn't get a date, friends didn't want to come over and see all of these niggers posters all over my walls. Finally met a girl who told me to stop it.
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>>700948902
*wonder

But hey anon. I'm sure everything will work out.
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>13
>discovered stormfront
>drew swastikas with markers everywhere
>constantly talking shit about niggers and crime stats
>i live in eastern europe where everyone is white so no one cares about it
>want to become a skinhead but my parents don't let me shave my head
>get pic related haircut

9 years later and some people still call me adolf
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>>700964999
What do you look like without makeup? Is this you in the pic?
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only wore camo in elementery
only wore fox tshirts until hs, never rode just played vidiogames all day and played drums a bit
got really into metal in hs and started rowing, got super popular and had a ton of friends
move to nj and made even more friends being the cool fl kid
three years later everyone left
most of my friends are either dead or used me somehow.
MFW
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>>700949472
I liked the games more than anything.

Budokai Tenkaichi 3 was legit the best fucking game ever made.
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>>700948660
>>700948757
Doesn't look to dirty, just unorganized
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>>700965189
yeah that's me, pic related is me today
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>>700964910
lmfao, that was the "instant popstar" album they had. it wasnt bad, i just have a very wide taste in music
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I dated a girl in college that was "alternative" and got a blond/purple fohawk and gauges.

Idk what the fuck I was thinking.
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>>700964900
Oblivion was sick man that's not a bad tat.
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>>700964900
eh, it was a good game
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>>700964999
hot
>>700965440
androgynous and hot
No cringe here
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>>700964900
>oblivion
>cringe
gtfo of her you noob
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>>700964999
nice trips, id fuck it
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>>700965771
aw if you say so

I always wanted to be a 6 foot androgynous lady knight. so I'm 2/4 there I guess then

>>700965872
fuck my trips harder boy
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>>700964900
eh its not that bad. oblivion tat is far less cringe than skyrim tat.
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>>700951963
God bless you
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>>700964900
loved the game hate i paid cash for this spur of the moment high-dea
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>>700965382
forgot to add i only played gears of war and played people at school competitivly always getting way too into it. i was #1 for the longest time on the leader-boards, but that was highschool.
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my "nice guy" phase
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>>700948489
That picture is it.
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>>700964900
The cringe is that you posted this in a cringe thread, and not a single person agrees.

What must you be like today? I wonder.
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>>700948660
Steve goheen?
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>>700951963
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING LEGEND
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Guess who tried being emo in 2008 during 8th grade?

Skinny jeans and hair dye and shit music man. Those emo girls were kinda cute though.

Glad I didn't bring that shit to high school.
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>>700966209
Did you blame the "assholes" instead of realizing they just want some hard alpha cock and youre too feminine
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>>700951963
there'll be lots of chicks you sleep with and don't really remember, excellent moment with mates that you can throwback to later beats it any time, right move there I reckon
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>>700948949
continue......
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>>700966410
did you get laid
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>>700966458
fuck yeah i did
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>>700948489
7th grade era,i am cringing at this moment thinking about it
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13-17
I was a faggot straight up. Use to give out BJs and my ass like they were candy
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>>700964900
I know a guy that got the Fox Racing logo (y'know, the outline of the fox's head) tatted on his back.

Like, his whole back.

Doesn't even ride. He's a potato farmer.
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>>700948489
I like metal music, love the lifestyle too. The gigs, the festivals, the sense of kinship you have with other people in the "alternative subculture" it's great.
My most cringey time was without doubt my edgelord emo kid phase of 14-16.
I looked like a fairly "normal" metal fancy, but inside I was all about the darkeness in my soul, self harming, thinking I was bisexual, being "in love" with my friend's ex who I had never met irl and music like this:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LTZQsGF5Gog
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>>700966513
Yes but only once. And it caused a lot of drama for some reason too but I didn't really care since I got snoo-snoo
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>>700965640
But the sex was as freaky as her looks, right?
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>>700948489
13-17
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>>700966410
Holy shit
In 08 I was 26 and had my first kid a year before. ....

Ahh the mammaries
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I thought I was bi (really I just thought girls like bi guys) so I sucked a few kids off in high school. I'm from the south so I thought it was rebellious and would make me popular. Turns out girls didn't find it hot and that I suck a bunch of dicks for nothing.

I also wore all black and a spiked choker necklace.
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>>700966752
scene gilrs are bland as hell bro, goth girls are the nuts
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>>700948949
I grew up in a hoarders home too man. There was just trash. Only trash everywhere. No collection of useless stuff, it was just trash everywhere. I was like 6 I couldn't clean everything myself. The house burned down because of the extreme fire hazard and I was put into foster care soon after. If I had pictures I guarantee everyone in this thread would gag, fridgebro style.
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>>700966905
wow,what a fag
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>>700967044
not gay, bi
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>11
>hardcore catholic
>get a book on crusades
>spend the whole weekend reading it
>decide to become a crusader
>have a muslim kid in my class
>during lunch break beat the shit out of him
>get suspended for a month
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>>700966910
I wouldn't know about that but it sounds like absolute truth to me actually. I can kinda see that.
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>>700965124
biggest faggot in the thread confirmed
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>>700951963
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
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>>700966905
>turns out girls didn't find it hot and I sucked a bunch of dicks for nothing

Holy fucking shit i lost at this. my sides
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>>700967179
Lol hope you're an atheist now.
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>>700966905
>I sucked dick in high school to get chicks

Good example of retarded teenager logic.

But would you suck a dick again now though, thats the question. Do you miss the cock? I can help you out anon. I'm from the south too.
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>>700966910
Grass is always greener I guess

I'm too old for those kind anyway.

When I was growing up, only gothfags were around.

Emo didn't happen until after I graduated high school kek
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>>700967179
top fucking kek.
What happened with this kid afterwards? Any repercussions in school?
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I got caught jerking off in class twice. Suspended the 2nd time. No one would talk to me after that.

That would explain why I'm here.
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>>700967463
he's one of my best friends now lol
he's also a hardcore atheist
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>>700967574
The "Athiesthu Akbar!" kind?
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>>700967430
I wonder what the goth kids are doing now. Did they grow out of it? Do you know any people that used to be goth?

My older brother went to high school with a goth chick. Shes a trucker now. Kinda weird to me, but it's money.
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>>700967673
he's bosnian, has blonde hair and blue eyes, you would never guess he was a muslim
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Juggalo days....good times but yeah
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>>700948489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xib-fLvEfvA
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>>700953586
Just the same. Fuck. Do you have a job now?
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>>700967729
the goth kids are in their 40s now, and either dropped it completely or are still living it hardcore.

the """""nu-goth"""" scene is kind of weird

the goth kids who are living the 80s goth without becoming """nu-goth""" kids are awesome
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>>700967729
I used to know a couple. I don't have a clue as to whatever happened to them.

Trucking sounds like it could be good for a goth. They like to be alone, wallowing in their own self-pity, writing bad poetry. I used to drive a truck too, so I know how miserable it can be. Goth weirdos seem to like misery.
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>>700951714
I still see some coal chamber motherfucker rocking these stupid parachute pants to this day. He's got to be in his mid thirties (I'm 32). He's had the same spiked collar, spiked hair, chokers and wristbands and hot topic shit on since he was 15. Still see him waiting for the bus at the huge shopping center here to go to, what's most likely, his call center job supporting his WoW addiction.
I wore baggy Randy River limp bizkit shit, vests, doc Martin. All that garbage. Ultimate cringe was winning first place with a bunch of other losers at a robotics competition in Ontario. I didn't really DO anything. But the trip was fine. And man, did I think I looked awesome in that gear going to get my first place with all the rest of them. Total fucking faggot.
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>>700948489
In the 80s I had a cheap replica of the jacket Michael Jackson wore in the "Beat it" video.
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>>700954053
First name pls??? Looks so familiar to me its uncanny.
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>>700968005
I think it's Heath but don't quote me on that
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The everyone hates me MCR listening I'm so emo I shit tears phase.

Today is not much better though. Now I'm in the lonely weeds moking tfw no gf hipster phase.
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>>700968102
How can you be unsure of your own name?
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>>700950145
you sound like a chill human
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>>700967549
I used to masturbate to girls feet in school through my pants, never got caught. I cut a hole in one of my pockets and was always wearing hoodies. So it was pretty easy to slide my hand in my pocket, and slowly jack off. Nobody ever caught on. Ah, good times.
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>>700968230
He keeps names in a ledger. He just picked one
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ICP facepaint. I went to school in it and got sent home.
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>>700949524
So now. This is the cringiest part of your life.
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>>700968230
I'm not that poster, it was a joke

because heath ledger
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My junior year of high school. I was pretty much a stoner weirdo chuunibyo. I'm asian, I was a bit chubby, wore black lipstick, skinny jeans, bleached my hair, filed my nails to points and painted them black. Sometimes I wore a suit for no real reason. Sometimes I'd wear a denim jacket with the sleeves cut off and torn to hell faded jeans. I was also always cracking dirty jokes.
Not really even emo, just shitty taste while smoking pot constantly and hanging out with social outcasts, juggalos, and weebs.
I regretted it so much that in my senior year I switched to all black and a long black overcoat, dead silence, and a book. No makeup, though.
All in all, I'm over it.
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>>700968005
>>700968102
I want to say riley or randy or something like that, I went to school with a kid that looked just like that and wore faggy face paint but last I heard from him like 5 years ago he was a "juggalo" fag at age of 19
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>>700950145
I'd say this is not cringey anon. When you're tripping, the last thing you care about is looking stupid. I did a very similar thing but ended up being the only one who was willing to go to the shop after 4 tabs.
Went there dressed in a full statue of liberty costume that I'd made. Had an 8th of weed in my pocket and everyone in the shop was staring at me.

I just think everybody else is a robot so I don't care.
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>>700949753
AM I BEING DETAINED, I KNOW MY RIGHTS
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>>700968301
Lol i got stuck in iss
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>>700948489
>sophmore year
>get dropped off at school dance by dad to meet a girl I like
>gives me cell phone
>call me when youre done anon
>see her and start walking towards the door
>pocket full of change to cover cost to get in
>not enough to get in
>don't worry Im going to call my dad to give me some more money, I'll meet you in there
>she says alright and leaves inside
>I don't call my dad because we are too poor
>I stand on the side of the school in shadows for 2 1/2 hours to make my dad think I haven't failed
>finally picks me up
>how was the dance anon?
>it was good, I got to dance with the girl I liked
>mfw I still cringe to this day about it
>mfw I decided to not become a beta faggot after that
>mfw I have no face
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>>700957142
If ya didnt try to grow out ur hair at least once during ur teen years then u juat didnt get it
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>>700951054
>I still think Metal is awesome

Looks like you're still there, kiddo
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I dunno I just smoked weed and cigarettes too much in high school. For 4 years I convinced myself that I was cooler than everyone because I knew drug hookups. Getting arrested senior year and failing a drug test for a program I really wanted to get into kind of changed my perspective.

So basically I wasted my teenager years being high and doing nothing productive and I rage at myself a lot for it.
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>>700968944
thats more sad than cringe tbh :/
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>>700968944
>mfw I decided to not become a beta faggot after that

And did you keep true to that?
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>>700968969
Not that poster but It was the total opposite for me.
I've pretty much just always had long hair, and I looked/felt horrible and awkward when I had it cut a few years back. It's long again now, and I'm not a total faggot about it, but every kid in school tried to grow their hair out at least once.
Do kids still do this or what?
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