Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Everything is gonna be okay
We're all going to crash, sooner or later.
Well I'm back
What's going on here?
Your loss. Karen is cute but she has autism.
A bus with wifi? Neato.
Spam and shitposting, what else?
Hey Taiga, how'd your thing go? The thing that inspired you. Got anything done? Slept well?
I don't know if it is but I have some!
150 mb, but should be enough for the whole trip. Bus was breaking down just now though
Hi! How are you doing today?
I'm on a bus!
They made me pay like a dollar for 150 mb but it's working pretty well so far.
Bus broke down just now, was scary.
Love you too
Which side of the brexit problem did Kalen stand for,I wonder.
Nano shinonome is my waifu!(This phrase is the traditional way of claiming in jap 2ch.)
>Bus has wifi
>But bus breaks down
Only your luck, Karen.
>I miss the real waifu guys, so I'm just posting away until they return.
No you haven't. You've been shitposting furry autism for two hours straight. Fuck off to your fur threads
Im just watching thread while I wait for sleep
Yeah, it is. Over here in Aus our main lines all carry a router on board. Only limited use though.
These are all related.
Wait for death, even better.
>Run now while you still can.
Where in Aus? I've never seen it in Vic
Business as usual
I like this waifu. This is a cute waifu
Congratulations? Where you going?
Karen would have voted Remain, she's from Wiltshire and they voted Remain, I think?
Not sure where I heard this info! But I think it's real... maybe.
Engine failed a few times but now we're a-ok!
We're back, and we have wifi
Nothing can stop us now.
Not until we get to our target
I don't do premature explosions
You doing anything tonight? Or just chilling?
>not claiming a loli waifu
Yo. It went well, I'm gonna chain this together and hopefully not stop anytime soon. Uni's over for 3 weeks, so I've got some time to hopefully finish more than one beat before I go back. I slept alright last night, despite doing so early.
What's good with you right now?
>bus broke down
Just teaching my girlfriend next to me how to 4chan.
She doesn't find it weird you're posting fur porn?
She doesn't mind most of my material. But she hates real porn. Anything else is fair game.
Who else would it be?
Akiko a cute
Pls post cute Akiko gifs
Why, is everything still fucked?
Nyanpasu Rory, how've you been lately?
Excuse you that's my title thanks
What about a blown head gasket? Or, ohh, better yet, what about a faulty crankshaft?
Subjective, but I think so.
>She's one of them
It's always fucked Renge. Always!
Oho! We finally meet officially.
Sounds good dude, any chance we could hear the finished product?
kek, tell her an autismo on the internet says hi
Is she a furry too?
Yes yes! Lebanon.
Going from Beirut to tripoli on the intercity bus, it's called Connexion and it only costs 3-4 dollars
It's a trip! a trip!
I didn't know you could sage image posts
Not really, she's more of...a Steam person...?
A steam person? Woah, what does that mean?
Like steam the game platform or is she formless entity?
Id enjoy that too. But a tiny thing like death wont excuse me from working. Nope, just have to suck it in and continue on.
Get on a Greyhound from Melb to Canberra. Most Greyhounds have it on their capital to capital runs.
Well our internet sucks anyway. Its probably better than half our landlines.
Only place to get the clip for this song Im listening to. Or to get the song without Spotify.
Yep. Pornhub for all your music needs.
A bit weighed down by work, but Im just rusty as fuck. Take me a good week to get back into it.
That sounds fast and exciting. You must be getting pumped up for something. Gotta get that heart racing. Make the day yours.
I'm rocking out to some Beatles. You like retro music?
"I'm a flying fish!"
That Steam platform stuff, I don't know. How we work, I dunno. I play my SNES, and she plays Trouble IN Terrorist Town or some shit.
Wait, they or you? Like, they'd still use your corpse?
So you get on the bus and ride it around just for the internet?
t,tripoli!?It's in danger right?
Are you OK?
I've seen them many times! You're talking abut Baalback, yes?
There's also Jiitak, if you haven't seen those. Pretty water caves.
Is this who I think it is? Thank you for the contribution! Perhaps you could show me some rare one I don't have?
The waifu bus goes on!
I'm talking about the Roman and Persian ruins.
Always on the move. At least your transport isn't as horrible as belgian pt
>Pornhub for all your music needs
Best library of music and innocent blonde teens getting their first spitroast triple anal destruction
Yes, yes! We finally meet "officially." How is your day going?
>Sends me a link to porn hub for music purposes
Thought that be a twick, but alas! You were right. Rammstein, huh. They're pretty hardcore. I hear their concerts are loud. Like, leave your ears ringing for days loud.
Ever been to any live concerts?
When I decide I'm prepared to upload my first ever beats, I may link it here. I feel that one of them is done by any standards, but I almost think there's so much lacking in it. This one I'm working on right now will probably be a lot more finished and polished, I've promised myself that.
>Pornhub for music
Rory please, it's too early to launch my sides
I'm getting pumped up... to go to bed.
Somewhat, it's mostly eurobeat as a genre that I like.
Decent enough. Wounds on the knee are finally properly scabbing over, and I'm just chilling with some Oreos now. You?
I dunno Karen, unless it's a rotary engine, you're gunna have a hard time keep going if a piston is shot. In fact, I don't think you could do that anyways, since a bus would need a diesel engine, which requires high compression ratio... which a rotary can not achieve.
Nah. Not even death can save you from working in a kitchen. If you called in sick you can still move enough. If someone calls on your behalf and you arent in hospital you gotta stop being a pansy. If you're dead then they have interesting ways to make the nerve endings work.
No. I have a personal modem for mobile use. Dont want to cut into my parents very limited usage.
> $70 a month for 14 GB of ADSL is fucked yo
Hey. Still easier to get past copyright than Youtube. Thats something.
Id love to. And Rammstein concerts aren't just loud. They are an experience.
>lead singer got his cheek pierced so he could sing with a light up mouth
>intended for a single song
You go as much for the stage antics as the music. Never been to a live decent band as no one ever comes to Australia. Ever.
And I wouldnt lie about that vid. The last 30 secs to a minute is straight porn. Cant be spread through Youtube at all.
I know your feel. I'm sorry about your struggle. I work in a simple pizzeria while I finish trucking school, so that sucks.
I think that's a thing on Garry's mod, what do you play on the SNES?
Safe as can be I think. I'm fine, how about you?
Baalbak are roman ruins, they had those pretty columns and stuff. I took lots of pictures there and explored every inch. Was a great experience but I lost everything.
Belgian pt? What's that?
How bad is it, kek?
I'm on a bus my dude, going to tripoli, how about you?
The bus has wifi! Pumped about this.
I'd love to see it when you're done. And yeah, good on you for feeling it's incomplete. I think these was an actor that felt the same way, every time he looked at his scene he would do it again because he felt something was missing. And then when he was done he would feel the movie was unfinished.
Welp I'm not sure it broke down or whatever, but it definitely stopped working for a bit and the engine was stalling
Hopefully not too much of a problem, if we break down again I'll tell the driver to post here kek
>not watching all the naruto movies on pornhub
What are you, gay?
I always confuse you for Akiko when you post that picture
Just Tetris, Dr. Mario, Super Mario World, and that's really it. I just play older games. Eh.
your waifu a cute, what's she from?
Ah, I might have to try that actually, I've been wanting to visit the war memorial for ages. Got my favorite aircraft there which I've been dying to see.
Is that made of salt rock? I've always wondered if it was hard to work with, it really looks like it would be. If not nevermind, could just be my eyes.
Hey I live in where Kalen in her 10s lives.
So the safest in the world.
How's your morning going?
Ah, right, what was it that had you out of work again?
>chilling with oreos
You lucky bastard
I'm running on too little sleep on a boring day at work that will be followed by a few hours of class in the evening
It's okay, I'm used to it
It takes a sharp mind to follow that fast. There's a lot going on in this track. It's still too early for me to catch it all.
I don't see how you can listen to this kind of music and then sleep. It would make me restless and feeling energetic. But to each their own.
Maybe you'll go on an adventure in your dreams, tonight.
>lead singer got his cheek pierced so he could sing with a light up mouth
>intended for a single song
Sounds like Rammstein is both artistic, and likes to push boundaries. Putting straight up porn in their music video... I wonder what the motive was. Obviously that's gonna hurt their commercial value. I admire that. Creating the art they want to create, instead of catering to others.
you can both be pedos
you don't even have a wifu fgt
Oh I googled "tripoli" and I realized that I took it for the one in Lybia.
I thought that Kalen guy is going from lebanon to Lybia.I'm so fool.
Bus with wifi? Oh, sweet! How is the bus ride going? Any nice scenery out the windows?
My day just started. Getting ready to play some Brawlhalla on Steam. Ever heard of it?
My morning is going well. Just gonna play some Brawlhalla. What's going on for you? At work?
>fantasising about cartoon characters
ITT: people who are as far from having a sex life as it's possible to get.