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Why don't you speak Finnish?
Mikset puhu suomea?
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>>700942016
Threads gonna be destroyed by divide shills.
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>>700942127
Who?
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It's fucking hard tho, innit? I would've learned it by now if it was on Duolingo.
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But I do speak Finnish?
Mutta minä puhun suomea?
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>>700942299
I never understood, why it's considered hard. On the other hand, I've never met a foreigner, who has properly learned Finnish.

>>700942347
Hyvä.
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>>700942016
Because i'm not a muslim
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>>700942719
Neither are Finns.
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Suomi is sounds like an adorable word.

>>700942582
Because Finland doesn't matter.
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fuck you finnish mongolians
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cuz its shieeeeeeeeeeet
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>>700942016
Because USA is just going to take over your country and have your culture assimilate ours and only keep the most beautiful women for our exotic wore houses the emperor trump will legalize throughout our lands
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Nobody outside Finland or Sweden speaks Finnish
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Why would i if more than 70% of the people know english?
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puhun vain vähän
opi suomea yliopistossa saksassa mutta oli pikku.
was that even a sentence? i want to learn more though
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>>700942870
Why would you say that?

>>700942874
Last week a new genetic study was published and it showed that Finns are neither European nor Asian.

>>700942934
So is your English.

>>700942989
Trump is an isolationist. He won't come here.

>>700943040
But they could.
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>>700942016
Because Jesus wouldn't approve. He wrote the Bible in English, the Christian language, and that reason is because he doesn't want us going around, acting like ignorant savages, and conversing is demonic gibberish. Do enjoy Hell though anon. They speak this so-called Finnish there for sure.
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>>700943146
You are exaggerating the amount of English speakers.
You could study it as a hobby, for example.

>>700943153
>puhun vain vähän
Correct.
>opi suomea yliopistossa saksassa mutta oli pikku
Learn Finnish in university in Germany but was tiny.
I understand, what you tried to say but there's quite a lot wrong with that sentence.
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I have met many Finns and I think this is an accurate representation.
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>>700943513
Väinämöinen > Jesus

>>700943692
Then you have met only one type of Finns. Most aren't like that.
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>>700942016
spurdo :D
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>>700943558
yeah, i only took one class, a few years ago, then the professor retired. how would the correct sentence be?
minulla on musta kissa, thats approximately my level. reading is a lot easier though
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>>700943171
your mom
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Post UKK
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Kuarra aidy haista vittu
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>>700944092
If you meant to say "I learned Finnish in university in Germany but only a little", if would be "Opin suomea yliopistossa Saksassa mutta vain vähän".
The fun part is that even if you learned official Finnish, you most likely wouldn't understand the dialects at all. Especially the eastern ones.

>>700944275
UKK posted.

>>700944436
???
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>>700942582

Because it's one of the hardest languages in the world to learn you retard.
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>>700944736
But why?
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>>700942016
Because the Finnish don't speak
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>>700944891
That's a myth.
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>>700945003
Nah its not. If you have ever been abroad, expecially south europe it sounds like being in a zoo near the monkey enclosure. We do speak but not as much as other peoples
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perkele
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>>700945003
Based on motorsport finns: it's entirely true.
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>>700942719
american who thinks europe is full of muslims detected
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I do speak it but i still think its a shit language and we'd all be better off speaking english.

Puhun paskaa. Vittu miten homo kieli oikeesti.
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>>700943146
try 95 percent
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>>700945605
I don't speak it and i think finnish sounds awesome.
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>>700945680
He said he want to be transgender muslim
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>>700942016
If only I could. I'm emigrating there as soon as I can speak it a bit more
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Only Finnish words needed to know are this great man's name.
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E menä soomee poho ku menä ole vaa töisä tääla.
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>>700943976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZZ-XYm3VeU

Only reason i know of ''Väinämöinen''
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Но я говорю по-русски
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>>700945323
>Anon says that Finns don't speak
>I say it's a myth, which implies that Finns speak
>You say that it's not a myth and that we speak
I have been abroad and others just speak too much. They talk a lot but say very little.

>>700945455
Not all Finns are formula or rally drivers.

>>700945605
Suomalaisia vihaava suomenruotsalainen vasemmistoliberaali löydetty.

>>700945830
Finland is for Finns.

>>700945894
Remember, it's Häyhä, not Hayha.

>>700946039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnH5k-_U2L0
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>>700945003
Nope. Unless you're from an interesting place or when you show interest in their culture/country, they're silent. Don't expect any greetings on the street unless they know you
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>>700946138
I'm actually 100% Finnish, i hate swedes too.
Im just a fucking chimp who hates everything tbh.

Itsemurha kuulostaa hyvältä, mutta olen hinari ja en halua kuolla.
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>>700946171
We speak, when we have something meaningful to say.
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>>700942016
Siksi
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>>700946138

Do you share the german translation where those dots above the letter can translate to "ue". My keyboard can't make that is why i'm asking
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>>700946736
It changes the pronunciation from "AH" to "AA"
If it's over an O it goes from "OH" to closer to "UH"
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>>700946736
Doesn't really work that way, because it's an independent letter. That being said, ae is the most common replacement but it will sound wrong. Maybe it's because the ae is used in Germanic languages and Finnish isn't even Indo-European.
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>>700946986
That has to be the worst explanation possible.
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>>700942016
Mina rakastan sinua
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>>700944891
I just laughed hard in Finnish. Räkänaurua, kjeh kjeh.
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>>700942016
POST AN ONLINE COURSE AND I WILL START LEARNING RIGHT NOW BITCH, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
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>>700947265
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>>700946736
ä is the same as "a" in "man"
a is the same as "a" in "khan"
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Everyone wants to be Finland because Finland is good
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Ilmeeni kun luen paskaa Suomi-lankaa.

MFW nothing is more important than dots on vowels.
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>>700942016
Miksi kaikkien pitäis puhua suomea?
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>>700947824
Koska olisi mahtavaa, jos kaikki kansallisuudet keskustelisivat mutisemalla.
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>>700942016
Because I'm not Finnish
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>>700942016
I don't waste my time on oppressive white people languages
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>>700947982
neekeri
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vittu tappakaa ittenne
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I need to buy some weed near järvenpää, anyone hooking me up ?
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Perkele Vittu Saatana!
Am I doing it right?
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>>700948028
I'm a white cuck
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>>700948038
make the selfmurder
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But why don't you speak estonian?

Miks sa Eesti keelt ei räägi?
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ylin keketin
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Because I'm American
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I tried to learn but I could never finish a sentence.
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>>700948149
Vabalt räägin
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>>700947715
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>>700948149
Because it's like the retarded stepbrother of finnish
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>>700947479
http://donnerwetter.kielikeskus.helsinki.fi/FinnishForForeigners/parts-index.htm
Have fun.

>>700947806
Tee itse parempi.

>>700947824
Kukaan ei tainnut sanoa, että kaikkien pitäisi puhua suomea.

>>700947920
Emme me mutise.

>>700947954
I'm not English and I can speak English.

>>700947982
Fair point.

>>700948038
Ole esimerkiksi muille.

>>700948065
No. You didn't say anything meaningful.

>>700948149
Haven't had time to learn much yet.

>>700948212
That's not an excuse.
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JAG TACK SNALLA, HELVETE LARS!!!!
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>>700948221
>Itsen syyspäivä
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bump
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>>700942016
Offer me a Good Job, Solid life standards and I move over and learn it, if you trow a hot blond in, I am all yours!
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>>700949686
Finland is for Finns. I'm not going to move to an English speaking country just because I know the language.
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finno-ugric languages are just so old school. i prefer vulco-romulan.
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>>700949880
Why not Elvish?
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>>700943976
Kakaralla downs nyt vittu
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>>700950028
Mitä yrität sanoa?
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>>700949686
>>700949806
What?
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Vittu mitä paskaa saatana. Jumalauta näitä aitistisia suomifaneja. Voi vittu pillu polla puupallo perkele!!!
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>>700950439
Mitäs sinne vasemmistonuoriin kuuluu?
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>>700942016
Hungarian Masterrace reporting in
I might understand some Finnish as they belong to the same family
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>>700950580
Only a few ancient words related to fishing and hunting are even remotely similar.
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>>700950580
hUUUtista
ZOZZLE
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>>700942016
Voivittu satana perkele jalkasaoula

thats about it, im from sweden
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>>700951304
>im from sweden
I can tell. You only got Perkele right and even that's not really a Finnish word.
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>>700951450
förlåt då för helvete, kuknylle
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>>700951712
I don't speak Swedish.
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>>700942016
Tits or get the fuck out
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>>700951069
lets go fishing then, I'll bring beer
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>>700951712
you know it's an old painting because they aren't muslims
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>>700952291
Here's one.

>>700952554
I don't drink but why not. You can get huge perches and pikes near my family's summer cottage.
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>>700942016
>Why don't you speak Finnish?
Im not finnish.
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>>700952954
And I'm not English but I can still speak English.
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>>700943040
Honestly, more people have arabic as their first or second language than Finnish in Sweden.
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Torilla tavataan!
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>>700942582
cause these are legit finnish words:
epäjärjestelmällistyttämättömyydellänsäkäänköhän
peruspalveluliikelaitoskuntayhtymä
lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas
kumarreksituteskenteleentuvaisehkollaismaisekkuudellisenneskenteluttelemattomammuuksissansakaankopahan
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fucking niggers trying to speak our glorious language:DD

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulk
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>>700953190
Miksei hiiessä?
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>>700953056
I learned English because it's actually useful to know. Not many uses for Finnish.
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نحن الفنلندية الآن والاغتصاب
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torilla tavataan?
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>>700953274
Only second and third are legit. The others are technically right but can't be used anywhere.

>>700953299
Knowing Finnish doesn't hurt either.
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>>700953335
/thread
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>>700942016
Why don't you speak English? It's all you need.
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>>700942016
Are fins friendly to mediterreanians that might consider living and working , volunteering etc in finland? Mediterreanian Christian ,non sandnigger here
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>>700953486
>Knowing Finnish doesn't hurt either.
It would take time, and time is a resource that is well spent doing more useful things.

>inb4 I'm browsing /b/ and answering troll threads
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Any traps lurking?
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>>700953785
Yes , ur father
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>>700953563
If you haven't noticed, I speak English. However, many people don't speak it.

>>700953637
Only Finnic people accepted.
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>>700953335
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>>700944819
too many consanguinity & tradition
not enough hipsters
language don't tend to be easy
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>>700942016
Suksi vittuun, how did I do OP perkele.
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>>700954017
So why do u wonder why nobody speaks finnish when ur society is so closed to the world?
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>>700953275
soon more niggers will speak your illustrious language than your people. don't worry.
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>>700954186
Could you rephrase that?

>>700954204
You told me to fuck off, so not well.

>>700954217
Many countries are closed but still influence others.

>>700954239
The few niggers we have here don't speak Finnish and thankfully our government is restricting immigration even more.
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>>700946358
So, never?
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>>700954746
Nope. We just don't practice small talk in any form.
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>>700945894
what about him?
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>>700955226
Not Finnish.
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>>700954735
Finland and the fins have literally zero influence on the world, civilization, and anything else, all through the history of mankind. Prove me wrong
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>>700955566
linux
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Mitä vittua /b/ nyt taas.
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>>700955566
sibelius
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>>700955566
First of all, Finn has two N's.
Nokia had and still has a huge impact on communication technology, AIV fodder enables modern agriculture, Hitler decided to attack Soviet Union based on the events in Winter War, during the Cold War Finland was the link between east and west...
There are quite a few cases, when we have had a big impact on the world.
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>>700955566
angry birds
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>>700955566
Last bottle of Finlandia had great influence in my world
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>>700942016
>Why don't you speak Finnish?

Norwegian here. It's a stupid language spoken by a people who my ancestors considered little more than slaves.
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>>700942016
Because they can speak english
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>>700956309
dutch person here, have you ever heard yourself speaking? Norwegian is like the retard language of the germanic group
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw4xuoP8eZ4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m4tALfqyME&list=RDBw4xuoP8eZ4&index=2
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>>700956309
Way to give a good impression of yourself.

>>700956390
How is that an obstacle?
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Why should I?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JATydxMSjq4&list=PLvYjP8-Pa8hUsJx22XnL3bTKoswJiBlVM&index=800
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>>700956761
Not as much of an obstacle, more of a reason to not have to learn it. Why bother?
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>>700942016
Because it belongs to the Uralic language family
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My wife is Finnish and Dutch. At their last family get together I was pretty close of killing my self. Both languages give me headaches and break me down mentally. Oh and the food sucks. I choose not to learn any of the languages just to piss my in laws parents off.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ci7dk6vBT0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHpzETVoinc
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>>700942016
I started learning, but I can't finnish.
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>>700957017
your wife/family just can't cook. divorce her.
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>>700942016
Why finnish people don't speak estonian, cuz many Estonians speak finnish. They can/have to study it.
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>>700948472
>I'm not English and I can speak English

Well good job pal, look at how many of us care.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvDBKPADpT8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muvwlVInO8Y
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04TRDAQt4Uk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuSQ-vuDJPE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8RZ_0AX5oU
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>>700956842
>>700956951
It's an interesting and beautiful language and you could enjoy Finnish culture the way it's meant to be enjoyed.

>>700956992
That shouldn't be a problem.

>>700957017
Finnish sounds great in my opinion and obviously you didn't have Finnish food there, because it's delicious. You should also be more considerate towards your wife.

>>700957254
Many Estonians speak Finnish, because they want to work here or watched Finnish television programs during Soviet times. Finns don't speak much Estonian, because you can't study it in many places. Blame Fennoswedes. And as far as I know, Finnish isn't mandatory in Estonia.

>>700957276
English has not always been the lingua franca and it won't be forever. Then English speakers will have to learn new languages. And not nearly as many people speak English as you think. In Asia very few people actually speak it and even in Europe the level of proficiency varies a lot.
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>>700942016
I guess I don't see the point
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Paska finland :DDD
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>>700957900
You're missing out.
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>>700957810
>English has not always been the lingua franca and it won't be forever
and that's why Я хочу выучить русский
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>>700957237
She cooks what I like which is good. I'm a beaner American so losing this white dirty blonde goddess would be the death of me.
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Paska koskenkorva voi vittu hampurgarlainen saatana perkele oi
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>>700942016
Puhunhan mie, nää muut ei vaan osaa.

Don't feel bad about it. The finnish language is a misfit of em all and actually a pretty hard one to learn / understand. We would be equally fucked with it but luckily we have been listening and learning it from the day our mom's gave birth so no harmsies done.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSuBfE6SOK4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lq7ZJ09XPtk
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Perkele!

Mina puhun vain vahan Suomea
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>>700946138
>it's Häyhä, not Hayha.
Unless I look it up, this is merely confusing to read.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAII0KawF6Q
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-YeId_xsXY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0O-SCHlrIs
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>>700942016
Because I speak German.
Weil ich spreche Deutsch.
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where the fuck would i speak it?

better off learning german, french, english or mandarin.
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>>700959072
Yes, as if any one would like to go in a Islamic state of Germoney / france where they do not actually need the language any more... maby you are a bit off in the head?

Mandarin? I doubt that china will be any better except there for the amount of niggers and sand people.

https://youtu.be/_xLxHdswnQw
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>>700958156
You're betting on the wrong team. Russia will crumble soon. Their economy is in ruin, they don't have any significant allies and most people hate them due to their aggressive behaviour throughout history.

>>700958420
Kirjakieli ei edes ole kovin vaikeaa mutta sitäpä ei kukaan puhu.
Miullannii jo vaekeeta suaha sannain sanotuks ajoettae, jos puhun niiku uon oppina. Männöö kaahee kaava selevitellessä, jos juttelloo etelän asukkie kua.
Myöhemmin on pitänyt opetella murteesta eroon, että on saanut puhuttua muitten kanssa.

>>700958647
The dots matter.

>>700959016
You could speak Finnish too.

>>700959072
For example here.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=619bkT63_10
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>>700959330
In all seriousness, I'm thinking about moving away from the States and live somewhere in Europe. I'm considering Finland or Norway. Can you tell me a bit about Finland or at least where I can go to learn the language to start?
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>>700959330
>Kirjakieli ei edes ole kovin vaikeaa mutta sitäpä ei kukaan puhu.
>Miullannii jo vaekeeta suaha sannain sanotuks ajoettae, jos puhun niiku uon oppina. >Männöö kaahee kaava selevitellessä, jos juttelloo etelän asukkie kua.
>Myöhemmin on pitänyt opetella murteesta eroon, että on saanut puhuttua muitten kanssa.

Kirjakieli ei toki ole vaikeaa mutta yleensä tässä maassa kanssaihmisten kanssa puhutaan ilman turhaa hienostelua ja oman kilven kiilloittamista. Mikäli et löytänyt aiemmasta kommentistani muuta huomauttamisen arvoista kuin asu, johon kommenttini puin, on sinussa jotakin vialla ja pahasti.

Jotenka näin lyhyesti sanottuna, otapa poika muna suuhun ja haistahan sie vittu.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Vmei823XaU
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meitsi puhuu :D ebin :D
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>>700959947
Et saatana alota tota ebin- paskaa nyt kuule sie!

https://youtu.be/G-GfgEjb0qE
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>>700942016
http://www.finnslough.com/
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>>700959330
vitun autistit painukaa vittuu mun laudalt :D
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>>700959330
I was working on the assumption that most of the countries they'd occupied speak some Russian.
and It was more effective to learn it, then ukrainian, polish, lithuanian, ect...
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>>700959704
Then go to Norway. Finland is for Finns.

>>700959759
Mistä nyt otit nokkaasi? Sanoin vain, että suomi ei periaatteessa ole edes vaikeaa mutta sitä virallista suomea ei kukaan puhu.

>>700960104
Tämä on Hiroyukin lauta, ei sinun.
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>>700942016
Coz finno ugric languages are shit. I live in the part of Russia with the 'mari people' as majority. And it sucks man. All about them is annoying as fuck. They mostly live in countryside and when the move in city they still behave as if nothing change. Fucking savages. Their language hurts my ears, their accent is irritating. I guess Finnish language way worse.
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>>700960360

V-I-T-T-U:n läski :D yksinäinen kehari ulisee :D served :D miltä tuntuu katella lastensarjoi kehitysvammasille :D vitun idiootti autisti :D served :D mees ny popsimaan niitä sun masennuslääkkeitä :D vitun hikinen läski :D served :D rotta vikisee :D miten voi kiihottuu jostai pikkulapsist :D itkettääkö? :D served :D läski inisee :D miten voi kiihottuu jostai pikkulapsist :D itkettääkö? :D served :D V-I-T-T-U:n homo :D yksinäinen animerunkkari inisee :D served :D kävisit nyt vittu edes suihkussa :D vitun C-paperi kehari :D served :D autisti ulisee :D kasva jo pois 4-vuotiaan tasolt vitu jälkeenjääny ponimehikky :D itkettääkö? :D served :D luuseri ulisee :D miten voi kiihottuu jostai pikkulapsist :D itkettääkö? :D served :D V-I-T-T-U:n burgeri :D lohikäärmedildoi keräilevä burgeri itkee :D served :D työtön rotta vikisee :D olet syöpää :D served :D läski inisee :D tuliko hiki otsaan? :D itkettääkö? :D served :D V-I-T-T-U:n pedofiili :D yksinäinen autisti itkee :D served :D äiti paapoo :D vitun syöpänen manchild :D served :D pippeliä nysväävä luuseri :D vitun läski neitsyt :D served :D V-I-T-T-U:n pedofiili :D mikrokikkelillä varustettu hikky itkee :D served :D V-I-T-T-U:n autisti :D masentunu luuseri inisee :D served :D homo inisee :D kävisit nyt vittu edes suihkussa :D itkettääkö? :D served :D peppukipeä luuseri vikisee :D ei kai vaan tullu itku kurkkuun :D served :D paskavammanen hikky itkee :D mee vittu hoitoon :D served :D alaikäne manchild inisee :D äiti paapoo :D served :D itsesäälissä rypevä nössö inisee :D olet syöpää :D served :D ei kai vaan tullu itku kurkkuun :D vitun paskavammanen neitsyt :D served :D idiootti burgeri inisee :D sano mutsilles et ostaa sulle lisää ponilelui :D served :D

eli: tapa ittes autisti :D
t: minä
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>>700960567
Maybe you shouldn't have invaded their lands then.
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But to be honest, why is it that in cuckchan there can be nothing more than threads filled with idiots talking about matters that do not matter in a much wider scale? This is Ylis 2.0 for fuck sakes (or vice versa).

After the purge this place has been filled with scum and all threads now days, no matter is it on /b/ or in /pol/, are about "hurr durr muh something irrelevant look there is a pusseyh".

Fuck you.

>>700960104
Katohan homo tota kommenttia ylempänä.

>>700960124
>Mistä nyt otit nokkaasi? Sanoin vain, että suomi ei periaatteessa ole edes vaikeaa mutta sitä virallista suomea ei kukaan puhu.
Periaatteessa et sinäkään. Et vain hukkaa sanoistasi nitä tiettyjä kirjaimia, joista ne alun perin koostuvat mutta lausejärjestys mukailee edelleen jotakin täysin muuta kuin sitä "alkuperäistä" suomea.

Ja mikäli haluat tutustua siihen "alkuperäiseen" suomen kieleen, menee homma männikköön nopeammin kuin corolla Jonnen hikisissä tassuissa.

Kirjakieli ja suomen kieli on kaksi samaa ja samalla eri asiaa. Kirjakieltä puhuvat ne jotka haluavat erottua ns. rahvaasta mutta melko harvat, samalla kun ulisevat "oikeasta suomen kielestä", edes tajuavat miten erilainen kyseinen kieli oli vaikkapa 100 vuotta sitten.

Ei ole papuja nokassa mutta vittuako se ihmisarvoon tai toisen uskottavuuteen vaikuttaa miten ne puhuu, kunhan sisältö on ees osapuilleen kohdallaan.
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>>700960667
Jopa paskapostaukseksi melko ala-arvoinen suoritus.
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>>700960683
That was 500 years ago lol. Too bad we didn't eradicated them. Americans did nothing wrong when they killed all of Indians.
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>>700960667
Näätkö miten tää >>700960820 ulisee?

Kesä on ohi, miksei nää vitun uniikit lumihiutaleet maisterin tutkintoineen voi vaan painua takaisin kouluun...
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>>700942016
Koska finlandssvensk for life
Stay mad
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>>700947582
well its the same as in german then. atleast for ä.
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>>700960818
Hieman alkaa tuntua, että puhut jostain aivan eri asiasta kuin minä.

>>700960932
>>700961129
You're the worst people on Earth.

>>700961089
Voisi tehdä koulu hyvää sinullekin.
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>>700961089
no jep :D vitun ponimeautistit
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>>700961367
>You're the worst people on Earth.

What make you think that way?
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>>700942870
>Because Finland doesn't matter.

Yep... Clearly you know best anon. I just leave these here...

http://spacefinland.fi/new-breed-of-space-tech-is-coming-from-finland/

https://www.miradore.com/finnish-technologies-changed-the-world/

http://www.economist.com/blogs/easternapproaches/2011/12/finland-and-american-intelligence
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>>700962537
Invading and occupying other countries, killing their people, destroying the culture and at the end being proud of it is disgusting.
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>>700942016

haista vittu.
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>>700963828
Ja jotkut väittävät, että Ylilauta on paskaa...
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>>700963988

Niin se onkin. toisaalta ei tänkään paikan /b/ kovinkaan laadukas.
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Koska suomi on neekerikieli, homo.
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>>700964102
Ylilaudalla on pari hyvää alalautaa. Satunnaisesta joutuu jo vähän enemmän kaivelemaan sitä "hyvää" sisältöä.
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>>700942216
92450
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>>700964280
>Ylilaudalla on pari hyvää alalautaa. Satunnaisesta joutuu jo vähän enemmän kaivelemaan sitä "hyvää" sisältöä.

Suomilautojen taso on laskenut pahasti kuvalaudan kuoleman jälkeen.
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Git OUT!
Press One For English
https://youtu.be/sEJfS1v-fU0
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>>700964730
Näin aina väitetään.
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>>700964730
>implikoiden kuvalaudat ovat joskus olleet laadukkaita
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HAISTA VITTU PERKELE RUISLEIPÄ SAUNA SAATANA EBIN TISKIALLAS
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Vitun skeidaa bamlaa stadin slangii.
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>ilmeeni kun osaan suomea mutten omaa äidinkieltä
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>>700965367
kiitos tohtori sykerö
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>>700947824
Koska suomalainen on yli-vertaisen mahtava kansalainen ja ollaan kuninkaiden jälkeläisiä jonkun tutkimuksen mukaan, ja ollaan ainutlaatuinen rotu, eikä olla neekereitä. Kaikkien tulisi ottaa oppia meistä Suomalaisista, niin maailma olisi parempi paikka!
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lakrisatii & sandstorm!
https://youtu.be/oRj7oZZ34OA?t=2
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag8zlIOagwI
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>>700955566
Per capita, Finns are most succesful nation in Summer olympics with 303 medals. http://www.medalspercapita.com/#medals-per-capita:all-time
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>>700964914

Valitettavaa kyllä totta.

>>700964960

Ainoastaan vähemmän laaduttomia.
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>>700942016
Koska on vittu vaikea kieltä.
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>>700942016
koska puhun jo
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>>700942582
I've never met a Finn who has properly learned English
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>>700955566
finland has built many of the biggest cruise ships in the world and wärtsilä makes a lot of ship engines

kone, the shitty elevator company is pretty big, kone means machine by the way
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https://youtu.be/SnFYYNqwznY
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>>700942016
TURPA KII
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>>700966653
onko sulla ase?
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>>700966501
english suck thats why. finland is bestest land!
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>>700966778
HAISTA VITTU
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>>700966778
nyt hiljaa senki hupi-ukko
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>>700942016
Because I speak Polish
Ty jebany kurwa debilu
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PETO ON IRTI
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No kato tuolta ei me päästä muualle vittu usko nyt
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>>700945562
European who's in denial detected.
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>>700945894
>>700955226
The White Death
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>>700967009
kurwa vittu fuck
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>>700942016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzz_UK8fLmQ
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Minä puhun vähan Suomea koska puolet perheeni on Suomalaisesta. Ongelma on minä ei puhun niin hyviin.
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Mikset polta röökiä?
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>>700967560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwL5Bl3TRdY
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I do speak finnish. I also speak english, swedish, a little bit norsk and some germany(mainly nationalistic words)
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Kyllä mä puhun.

ps. kuva liittyy
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>>700944275
>>700944574
Urkki oli kova äijä, ja vaikka veljeilikin neukkujen kanssa niin mitäs vitun vaihtoehtoja sillä muka oli?

se ei olis kattellu näitä nykyisiä "kansanedustaja" mulkkuja hetkeäkään, pyörii varmaan haudassaan tälläkin hetkellä kun katsoo tätä nykymenoa
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No puhun vittu ja hirveel murteel viä. Onkai 4chäni ny iha täyn Suomalaisii ja on aikalail ain ollukki.
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>>700968810
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>>700968399
Mitä enemmän Urkista olen lukenut, niin sitä selvemmin on käynyt selville, että veljeilystä ei ollut kyse. Oli vain taitava pitämään kulissia yllä venäläisten suuntaan. Kulissien takana ääni kellossa oli aivan toinen. Tuki myös muita suomensukuisia minkä ehti mutta julkisuudesta piilossa.
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Finns, check out my favorite Russian city. What do you make of it? I bet you have nothing even close to it.
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>>700970188
3/5 Nothing especial. No one even speaks finnish there. I even prefer saint petersburg more.
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>>700942874

Finnish khanate will conquer you, vitun pälli.
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>>700948149
Estonian is even more irrelevant than Finnish, and from a Finnish perspective Estonian quite honestly sounds like a man speaking Finnish with a mouth full of shit
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kevytmaitoa
eisa peittää
Rootsi tootsi kaxi taxi
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>>700948149
Älähän rääkkää sitä västäräkkiä
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äitini halusi minusta tuomarin tai juristin

mutta minusta tuli juomari ja turisti

t. viro
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vaikka tääkin lanka on melko paska ei onneksi olla vielä vajottu /int/ tason animu homoiluun
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>>700971996
How well can Estonians understand Finnish? For Finns, Estonian sounds like gibberish.
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im a finnmongol and i wouldnt want to learn finnish either if i was a foreigner, useless language, they should just abandon finnish and use english in finland for 100% of population so you wouldnt have dumb nigger immigrant shit like 25% swedish 10% somali etc.
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Because Finland doesn't exist

It's a Russo-Japanese conspiracy
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>>700970188


fuck off negroid. that grass is growing nicely tho!! I guess the ruskie blood is the ideal fertilizer
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>>700972289
ihan hyvin, en oo mikää virolainen kylläkään

raksalla tulee koko ajan vastaan virolaisii ja kyllä kun tarpeeks huuta ja kiroilee nii molemmat ymmärtää
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Er zijn meer belangrijke talen
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>>700942016
Because English and German are the only relevant languages for me. Fuck all the other languages
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>>700942016
Elähän sie helevetti ala, et mitä mie ossoon tai en ossoo tehä. Nii perkele.
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Kylhä mie suomee puhun.
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>>700974197
ooksä joku vitun manne vai.
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>>700942016
Bergele :-DDD
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why don't you suck my cock?
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>>700975454
alright come and find me and I'll fucking suck your cock how about that?
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>>700942016
its a god awful language.
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>>700942016
I heard its better than Icelandic, is this true Nordic /bros?
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>>700976006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnH5k-_U2L0
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I don't speak mongolic languages
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>>700975538
good deal where R U fag Euroboy?
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>ATTENTION ALL FINS ITT

WHERE DO I GET QUALITY ASS WEED AND TRAPBOIPUCCI IN GREAT SUOMI?

I TRIED "ASS" MARKET BUT NO AVAIL.

PLOX HALP.

>ATTENTION ALL FINS

KIITOS PALJON JA HAUSKA TUTUSTUA MOTHER FUCKER.
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>>700977445
You can't get any weed because it's illegal [spoiler]Kantsii ettiä lähin paikallinen abdul tai joku manne. Niiltä löytyy aina.[/spoiler]
Also, you might want to check Kallio
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>>700948046
Hommaa omat luukut räkis.
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>>700978176
Kiitos mutta I don't know any :(
Iisalmi is a small as fuck town holy fuck
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>>700978176
What's kallio?
Serious question
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>>700945830
You just stay right where you are
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>>700948046
I'M IN!
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>>700942016
Because I'm white.
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Koska puhun suomea / Because I speak finnish
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>>700979638
It's a place
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suomalaiset ovat mestareita patoamaan vihaa ja vitun ruma myös. Vitun talonpojat mangolet. No reason to learn that shit langauge. On other hand, Swedish is way better and sounds sexy. suomalaiset muijat on sama näköinen kui Johanna Tukiainen. Läski ja ruma.
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>>700942016
Hahahaha vad är det för fel på dig grabben? Ska vi behöva ringa storasyster Ryssland?
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>>700979402
Oh, you're from Iisalmi. Gtfo from that place :D There is no living people there.
I still suggested you to get to know with some manne. They always have some weed.
Ammattilaisjuomaraha: Visit kuopio. You might have better change there. It's a little bigger town.
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>>700942016
finland är cancer
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>>700951865
Kanske skulle stannat i skolan då lillebror...
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Mitä vittua sinä juuri sanoit minusta, helvetin huora? Tiedäkkin, että valmistuin yksikköni parhaimpana jääkäriprikaatissa, ja olen ottanut osaa lukuisiin salaisiin hyökkäyksiin karjalaan, ja minulla on yli kolmesataa varmistettua tappoa. Olen koulutettu sissisodankäynnissä ja olen paras tarkka-ampuja koko Suomen puolustusvoimissa. Sinä et ole mitään muuta, kuin pelkkä kohde minulle. Tuhoan sinut tarkkuudella jota ei ole ikinä ennen nähty maan päällä, siitä voit olla varma. Sinä tosiaankin luulet, että voit selvitä sanottuasi tuollaista paskaa minulle netissä? Mietippä uudestaan, kusipää. Juuri tälläkin hetkellä olen yhteydessä salaisten vakoojien verkostooni koko Euroopan unionin alueella ja sinun ip osoitettasi jäljitetään juuri nyt, joten sinun olisi parasta varautua myrskyyn penikka. Myrskyyn joka pyyhkii pois sen säälittävän asian jota kutsut elämäksi. Sinä olet vittu kuollut, pentu. Voin olla missä vain, milloin vain ja voin tappaa sinut yli seitsemällä sadalla tavalla pelkästään paljailla käsilläni. En ole vain koulutettu aseettomassa taistelussa, mutta minulla on myös käytössäni koko Suomen puolustusvoimien arsenaali ja aion käyttää sitä täydessä mitassaan tuhotakseni sinut, säälittävän paskan pois maan päältä, senkin pikku paska. Olisitpa vain tiennyt minkä kostan tämä ”fiksu” kommenttisi tuo sinulle, niin olisit saattanut pitää turpasi kiinni. Mutta sinä et pystynyt ja nyt sinä saat maksaa siitä, saatanan idiootti. Aion paskoa raivoa päällesi ja sinä tulet hukkumaan siihen. Sinä olet jo kuollut, penikka.
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>>700980147
Ruotsikka perkele
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>>700980147
vafan
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>>700978176
Hahah joo poista vaan manneilta ja bagmaneilta prässiä ylihintaan
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>>700980277
no you are
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>>700980310
Like I said, I don't speak Swedish. Why would I?
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