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You came home from work early and caught your 14 year old son making out with another boy in his room.

now, assuming that you are a well adjusted and mature adult, what will you do?
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360 and walk out
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Rape them both?
That's the right thing to do right?
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>>700939087

Leave him be and quietly wish that I had a boy that I could make out with when I was 14
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>>700939087
>assuming that you are a well adjusted and mature adult, what will you do?

Oh, I have no idea then.

Taxes?
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>>700939087
>your son
I think you mean your wife's son
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>>700939234
or atleast anyone to make out with when we're 14
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>>700939087
>/b/
>well adjusted
>mature
>making enough money to buy a house
>getting married
>having children
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Forever a disappointment in my eyes
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>>700939087
Yell "It's not gay when its in a 3way" then lick them in my sex dungeon and cum in their butts for an eternity
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Wonder why his room is outside
Also beat the faggot up
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>>700939343
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>>700939367
If I was going to make porn, I'd do a film with three dudes just humping it up like crazy.

All of them moaning 'Its not gay when its in a threeway' as they thrust.
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>>700939087
Say sorry for disturbing them and walk out
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>>700939087
i'd ask them if they want me to bring them some drinks and something to eat and then i'd leave them alone.
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Tell my goddamn alpha son to stop turning all the boys on his rugby team gay!
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>>700939087
Well at least it's not my oldest.
The wife has been babying that faggot for years so at least it makes sense, as long as he's a masc top it's whatever.
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>>700939541
You going to make them eat a whole bowl of eggs too?
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>>700939343
I guess I don't belong here. I have all the above... Except maturity.
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>>700939087
"Jonathan! You are not allowed to have friends over when I'm not here. Go to your room. Timmy go to your house before I call your parents." Wait for timmy to leave and explai why he's grounded without using the word "homosexual" or any slang of it.
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>>700939087
if hes the top, its okay (asserting his dominance)

if hes the bottom, i'll beat the shit out of him
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Stomp the other kid to death and my son only half to death
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>>700939087
Realize I don't have a son.
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>>700939608
They have to eat all of them.
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>>700939608
that meme doesn't fit here, sorry. you're still my little memestar though, don't worry.
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>>700939644
I assumed I'm a white parent in this scenario
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>>700939670
That'll require a rough beating with how deep in that shit is.
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>>700939087
I dunno, I'm gay too so I assume he'd be adopted. I wouldn't mind, obviously.

It would, however, signal that it's time for a very serious, in depth sex talk. Like not just wear a condom, but also how anal works, lube, cleaning etc. Trying anal without any experience on either side could potentially be pretty dangerous and painful.
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Well if porn has taught me anything, I'd tell me son what a pussy he is and teach him how to suck a cock. We'd then take turns taking his cock up our asses and I'm sure it would be a great father-son bonding experience.
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>>700939087

THIS>>700939343

Also your option:
1) 720°, walk away
2) Join the raimbow team
3) Fuck you, I'm Spodermoon
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>>700939191
>360
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>>700939087
grab a beer out of the fridge, smoke a bowl, throw condoms at them and tell them that if I hear anything I'm setting the house on fire, only stupid fucking summerfag kids and homophobe closetfags care about this shit
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>>700939087
get hard and feel proud
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Rip their faces apart and jam my hard cock into his boyfrienda mouth and blow my load on my sons face. Asserting dominance always
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>"ohhhhhhh jesus I didn't raise no homo"
>kill friend
>send son to conversion therapy at the local church
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Probably feel really awkward that I intruded on that... Say sorry then leave. After his "friend" left I'd ask him if he was gay. That's really it.
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fuck them both

there's nothing better than a gay threesome
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>>700939191
>360
I think you mean 180
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>>700939087
Probably wouldn't care, and would proceed to fuck with them and embarrass my son as a father should.
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>>700939087
> it's OK son, glad he isn't a black
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Meh shit happens. At least we don't have to worry about him knocking a girl up anytime soon.
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Does the boy have a vagina? You retards talk about girls having dicks all the time so I have no idea what's happening here. It's not gay unless balls are touching right?

No homo.
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>>700939087
Leave the room and close the door quietly.
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>>700939854
>I'd ask him if he was gay.
"no, don't worry. i said "no homo" before and after i sucked him off and swallowed."
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>>700939087
Apologise for interrupting, then die a little inside.
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Not worried because neither of them can become pregnant.
So long as the little bastards stay out of my booze it's all good.
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>>700939889

Is this real? Kid..
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>>700939793
theres no need for a condom if they're both in highschool, and its not like anyone is getting pregnant

imo condoms are for throwaway sex with random strangers where you dont know how clean they are

yes to the lube and all the rest though
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>>700939087

I actually have a 12 year old son, I'd do this:

Say 'Son, can you come see me downstairs when your friend has gone home?' Walk back out of his room but leave the door open.

Then talk to him and ask him if he's definitely gay, make sure that he wasn't pushed into it. If all seems okay and I think it was what he wanted to do, tell him that you're a little shocked, but it's fine with you as long as he's sensible and still respects our house rules.

Be secretly and incredibly disappointed. Go downstairs, tell wife. Listen to her say how it only seems like yesterday he was a baby.

Tell her that it's worse for him because time flies when you're a faggot.
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>>700939087
>Ignore shill threads.
>Hide shill threads.
>Don't respond to shill threads.
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>>700940005
Damn homosexual always stealing muh good gin
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>>700939087
Ban him from 4chan
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>>700939087
Take off my belt, beat the new age bullshit out of both of them, make them eat 20 pounds of raw steak each then have a Clint Eastwood western marathon with me. No son of mine is a faggot.
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>>700939748
Fixing your presumably unbeknownst to you faggot son and his boyfriend snacks after walking in on them seems to be about on par with sheer level of social ineptitude and feigned confidence present in the egg meme.
I'd say it fits.
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>>700939087
Ask to join in or else send them to anti gay camp...
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give him the talk about same sex... then put him on birth control to make sure he doesn't spawn any niglets
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>>700939087
45th trimester abortion
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i'll try my best to raise him to be a proper gay man and not a queeny bitch faggot
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>>700940086
>implying homosexuals don't exclusively drink vodka and cranberry juice. Or wine
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>>700939087
Tell the other kid to get the fuck outta my house
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>>700939087
kick his ass for being a flaming homosexual

pic related it's my face when I caught him
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Fap to his trap threads on /b/
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>>700939087
Tell them to lock the door if they're gonna do faggy shit
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>>700940082
>"Time flies when your a faggot."

Classic kek.
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>>700940082
>Dumbfroggo.png
Well memed
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Thanks comrade Putin i live in Russia, there is no fags
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>>700939191
Fucking retards dont understand algebra...

I havent even completed it yet and know how stupid you are
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>>700939087

jack off
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>>700940178
This. There is literally no other correct answer.
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>>700940155
>not fixing your child a drink and a snack when he has a friend over
>thinking being nice to your child and his friend somehow shows social ineptitude and feigned confidence
>thinking i give a fuck wether the kid is gay or not after the initial surprise
god, you're going to be the worst parent ever and a terrible host too
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>>700939087
Say "hello, I'm home early" and move on.
This will make them feel awkward at first but they will know that i noticed and know about it from now on and that it's no big deal to me.
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beat them both up and hang around with them for days on end, forcing them to go up to girls and talking to them,
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>>700939087
>Say sorry and walk out
>Explain that this type of life will be hard if he expose
>Grounded because this is not the thing you do when in my house

It's his life, but he must know that the world it isn't made of cottom candy.
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>>700940302
Hi, welcome to the internet.
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tbh its not gay to experiment a little at that age

I sucked plenty of dicks during highschool and all of those guys turned out straight in the end

>except me....
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>>700939310
Underrated post lmao
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>>700940302
there's no 360° on that chart.
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>>700940490
I really, really undertand you, anon.
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>>700940302
>being this new
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>>700939823
>>700939889
>>700940391
> being this new
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>>700940302
360 is 180 x 2

so its in the direction of 180 but double the distance
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>>700939087
Smack them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilCmywMin8I, then call a escort to fuck the fag out of them
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>>700939889
Get the fuck out
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>>700940490
Sucking a dick is inherently gay.

If you suck a dick your gay. Even if you regret it, your still gay, you did something only a gay person would do.
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>>700940383
2man4me
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>>700939343
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Move
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>>700939087
ask if i can join for some incestuous shota threesome
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>>700940695
how do you know you dont like pasta for sure if you've never tried pasta?
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>>700939191
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>>700939087
Same exact thing I'd do if he was kissing a girl.
>Close door
>Proceed to playfully tease the fuck out of him later

>implying I'd ever have kids
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>>700940823
I don't disagree with your point. I just believe if your a guy and you suck some other guys penis, your a faggot.
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tell them to use protection if they bang because aids is a real risk amongst gay men.
then later on when my sons "friend" is gone i make sure he knows im okay with him being gay, just dont bang any strange old men or niggers.
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>>700940695

>it's gay so only gay people do it therefor it's gay

Circular logic. There are many ways in which you can make someone do something they wouldn't normally do and/or do not enjoy.
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>>700939343
>be me
>work for county
>married
>kid
>would prefer kid to be gay so no kids
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>>700939087
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>>700940895
>There are many ways in which you can make someone do something they wouldn't normally do and/or do not enjoy.

Even if your forced to suck a dick, your still gay.

Just like even if your forced to kill someone, your still a killer.
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>>700940391
>hasn't completed algebra
Enjoy your ban
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>>700940918
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Only Jesus can fix the disease of homosexuality. I would speeddial the Priest immediately.But anyway in long term I would send him to catholic school ran by monks,where the kids are not allowed to leave the campus. Lucky bastard we are not Muslims, otherwise Allah acting thru my hands would have to kill him.
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I would be like 'holy shit i have a 14 year old son and i only just noticed', and then i wouldn't judge his lifestyle choices because my insanely neglectful parenting suggests i'm not in a position to judge anyone.
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>>700939889
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>>700940823
Before trying pasta you're aware that it's gay, so you know you won't like it cause you're not gay.
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>>700940407
Do you make snacks for your wife's boyfriend too?
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>>700939087
"Son while I respect your decision to be a degenerate homo, You are living under my roof and no son of mine is going to be a sausage warmer. So if you want to continue with your ways of immorality then you will spend the rest of your days without the use of any of your limbs"
at this point I imagine he yells that he hates me.
"WE CAN NEVER GO BACK TO ARIZONA!"
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>>700940620
summertime
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>>700939087
pretend i didnt see anything, walk out, and secretly wish i had that kind of action when i was 14
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>>700941254
>snacks for your wife's boyfriend too

Yeah, I come in her vag so he gets some protein when he goes down on her.
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>>700940632
This kek
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>>700940823

how do you not know what you like and have to try it?
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"I see you're practicing your orals"
>leave
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>>700941053
> thinking I give a shit about white superiority after I'm dead
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>>700939087
Op, I got caught in this exact scenario. It was eight years ago now. Ehhhh I'm prolly a little gay but I haven't done anything w a dude since or even been compelled and had multiple partners and two relationships since. I think it's just easiest that way. Used to work for a Mexican mechanic that spoke only spanish, and that guy had gay and bestiallity stories that make most ppl on 4chan now look like upstanding citizens. Really changed my perspective on the value of sexual orientation. Pic related. my gf now.
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>>700939087
>14 year old son making out with another boy in his room


14, only making out instead of doing anal. What is this, the 1960s'?
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Destroy them both, claim to have seen a nigger running away from the house.
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>>700941396
no kids , or nigger
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>>700940152
>he thinks masculine beefy fag don't exist
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>>700941382
...what...?

so you base what you like on assumptions ?

"man this restaurant is gonna suck, i've not tried it but i'm 100% sure it sucks"

>>700941222
what if its the best pasta there ever was?
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>>700940823
>How do you know you don't like getting shot in the face for sure if you've never gotten shot in the face?
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>see son kiss boy
>feel dissapointed
>cry
>throw spaghettii at his face
>slowly eat spaghetti off of face
>dance
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>>700939087
beat the shit out of both of them fucking faggots
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>>700940695
idk mon
It's not gay to suck a girl with a feminine penis.
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>>700941165
This bait always gets a nibble
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>>700941137

Did you seriously think that was funny? What's wrong with you?
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>>700941510
You wouldn´t try to eat shit because your instincts tell you that it´s gonna taste like shit.
The same goes for faggotry. You arguing like that shows that you are a true and utter fag.
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>>700939087
I'd do what any loving father would do.. Tell them it's fine and our house is a safe place for them and encourage more fooling around. Next day when he is at school install hidden cams all around his room
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HOLY FUCK, ALL THESE NEWFAGS
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>>700940632
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I mean liek, yo, srsly?
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>>700941480
>1 kid
>daughter
>nihilist
Blow me stormfag
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>>700941323
I'll admit, I laughed, that's good but there's so little protein in semen you may as well say there is none.

In any case, avoiding the matter at hand by making them snacks and retreating is hugely cuck status. If you're going to try and pretend it did not happen it should involve a bottle and cursing, somewhere private.
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>>700941624
>feminine penis

What the fuck is that?
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>>700939889
Get out
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>>700939087
>close door
>go downstairs
>sit and stare at the wall
>put Christmas lights up
>get axe
>write alphabet on wall
>wait for my real son to make contact
>tell my other kid he has to kill his brother because it's a monster
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>>700941534
>sucking a erect, veiny, throbbing dick is the same as getting shot with a bullet in the face

uhhhhhhhh
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>>700939087
explain this in the clearest way possible...
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>>700939087
Tell him that even though I disapprove with the thought of homosexuality he's his own person and can make his own decisions?

Fuck, I'm a republican, not an asshole, but he best not be hanging around no niggers.
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>>700940391
Newfag and underage
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>>700941883
You know those faggot liberals be salivating about the thought of BBC.
u mad white dad?
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>>700941779
I wish my hair looked that cool
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beat him and disown the faggot from my family
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>>700941510
Alright we get it you're a fag. The rest of us don't have to desperately justify being straight
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>>700940538
>>700939310
Kek, underrated
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>>700940231
>be faggot
>drinking cheap white sparkling while browsing /b/
>see this
>fuck. They know
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>>700939087
I would LMAO at them. Two fucking faggots who will suffer a lot dealing with world's hate. How couldn't it be funny.?
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>>700940231
My boyfriend and I drink loads of gin. But you were right with the wine.
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>>700940632
underrated post.
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>>700941807
It's a girl with a very small, cute penis.
Not homo
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There's not much you can do. Tell him you're disappointed. Leave some KY on his nightstand.
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>>700942076
that's a nice pic.
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>mutter "whatthefuck"
>immediately leave room
>be confused and crack open a bottle of 25 year old glenlivit and cuban stogies I was saving for my sons 21st
>he'll now want Virginia slims and UV vodka
>smoke and drink in my study while watching World War 2 documentaries
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>>700940632
thank you, I finally understand math.
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>>700940695
only if the balls touch while your doing it and they can't so fuck up
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>>700942116
examples?
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>>700941807
First day on /b/?
Dont worry kid, you'll learn.
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>>700941837
Is this you? I'd love to suck that cock. You're a fucking qt.
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>>700942226
second this. Nom.
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>>700942176
I've touched ball multiple times, after soccer you want a shower, and when there's only 2 showers, the place gets packed.

Touching balls isn't gay.

Sucking a dick is gay tho.
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>>700942157
Ha, I do the same whenever my faggot heart gets broken by some bitch.
I´ll probably do it too when I figure out that I´ll grow old alone and miserable.
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>>700940663
I can't tell if those are retards, gay kids, or gay retarded kids
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>>700941780
Kek no male heir

The male nuclear y chromosome only mutates 0,3 % per generation.
This is why we used to have male upon son inheritance to ensure the bloodline.

Most countries in the world still know this but the west forgot and is quickly losing their genetic identity because men dont have male offspring any more.
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>>700941165
You tried so hard didnt you?
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>>700939087
Whip my cock out and put them both to work. Have my son suck me while his boyfriend eats my ass.
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>>700942493
They are swedes
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>>700940302
>>700940632
You can only be so new
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>>700941409
Still with a man I see
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>>700939087
calmly explain to him that what he is doing is wrong and if i catch him doing it again that he is getting disowned. i then immediately take him to find a hooker and make sure he has sex with her
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>>700939234
It's never too late to make out with a 14 year old boy, anon. You deserve to be happy too, faggot.
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>>700939087
Sneak up behind and tickle his ballsack
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>>700940663
>second from the left

Is actually kind of adorable but the rear look like actual retarded kids. Is there a story to this?
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>>700940057
High school students have stds too. So that's pretty dumb.
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>>700939310
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>>700941678
if it could even be recognised as an attempt at a joke and wasn't a meme than its got slightly more humour in it than the vast majority of /b posts, but the lack of bitterness towards other posters or random people does make it very out of place, to the point of drawing attention i guess.
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Make them fuck and then suck mein kuk
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>>700942145
Thanks! It is me and my Boyfriend!~
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>>700939087
I need more pics for reference. Then I shall decide.
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>>700942682
Yeah but his micro penis small enough that we pretend we're straight
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>>700939676
Just like you're pa dun to yoo, rite?
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>>700942817
>High school students have stds

what kind of ghetto school do you go to?

or maybe its a sign of these degenerate times
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>>700939677
Hooray! Your boner isn't incestuous now!
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>>700942179
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>>700943255
I think I understand now, thank you anon.

Female penis = a faggot in hiding.
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>>700943255
Just wow
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I don't give two shits if my son turns out gay. As long as he stays happy and safe.
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>>700943255
This is fake.
However, this is the single motive I drink sperm now.
Greatest thing I did with my life.
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>>700943415
You know, you are a really good person.
Why you are here?
I ask myself, everyday;
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>>700939955
No, it's not gay unless butts are touching. Everything else is "no homo". Found the guy that never went to wrestling camp!
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>>700942179
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>>700943192
Sign of the times but I knew at least 2 sluts that had herpes in hs
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>>700943656
he doesn't even have a vagina? Where am I supposed to put my penis? The butthole... ew.
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>>700939191
/thread
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>>700943728
Butthole is always good, but you can put dick in mouth too
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>>700943359
Not homo at all

Think of a small, cute penis on a GIRL.

see what I'm saying?
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>>700939204
This
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>>700943826
Gay
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>>700943803
If I'm fucking a chick I'm putting my penis in the vagina. If I wanted to fuck a dirty butthole I'd just go on grindr.

And who the fuck wants a BJ? What is this? 5th fucking grade.
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>>700940057
Yeah I dunno, I would still advise someone to wear one in general cus people do still have STDs in high school.
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>>700942770
europe is cucked
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>>700943916
caught HPV from a 16 year old.
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>>700942179
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>>700943477
not fake at all.
there are girls (cute girls) with small, cute penises.
Not gay!
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>>700943915
>If I'm fucking a chick
Well judging by your response it seems you've never even done this yet, never mind the other stuff
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>>700943909
no. not if it's a feminine penis.

not gay
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>>700944036
I meant the photo, anon.
But really, I don't care anymore.
What a time to be alive.
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>>700939087
hey son, you and your...how to say it? partner want something for drink?
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>>700944241
I really, really like you.
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>>700939087
"sorted for poppers?"
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>>700939622
We call people like you "Normies".
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>>700944009
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>>700943192
You know that you can have stds without having sex, even without knowing.
Best example is herpes, more than 30% of the human population have herpes. Many without even knowing.

And herpes can be fatal
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shrek is dreck
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>>700939087
Not even homophobic.

But I'd slap the shit out of him.

Drag him back in the house.

And lecture him on personal conduct.

He wants to be a fag, fine, but then I'm gonna treat him like my daughter.

And I ain't raising no T.H.O.T.
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>>700940057
Yeah until u get an std or shit on ur dick
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Kick him until he dies.
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>>700944416
Lol you are so fucking retarded dude.
More like 2/3 of the human population has it.

Not to mention
http://www.herpes.org.nz/patient-info/myths-vs-facts/
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>>700944416
One of those statistics you use to feel better about having the herp?
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>>700939087
>/b/
>well adjusted and mature
pick one
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>>700944684
Lol your link even states
>HSV-1 causes "cold sores" on the mouth, and up to 80% of the population has this virus.
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>>700944315
Thx i wanted this image for my folder for a while now.
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i support Boy Love so yes, ill allow my son to be gay and end my family line.
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>>700944744
I don't feel bad about it so why do I need to feel better?
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>>700939087
Explain them how to do the dutch rudder
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>>700942640
sweet
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>>700945009
Glad to help!
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>>700945064
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>>700939087
>well adjusted and mature adult,
>/b/

choose one
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>>700940663
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>>700939087
Explain how they're too young to be doing that kind of thing and maybe think about what their priorities should be.
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Close the door and go hide
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>>700942157
Raise him right, don't let him be a Fag, you can turn him into a Homosexual Man still
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Plant dope on him and call the cops. If he wants to be a faggot, let him try it out in prison. No son of mine is gonna be a pillow biter. I'd rather he was dead. No faggots, no nigger lovers, no welfare moochers, no gun-phobes.
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>>700944603
Now here's a mother fucking parent
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>>700939889
>180
Sorry. I could've sworn you meant 90 there.
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>>700939191
So... spin around like michael jackson and moon walk outta there?
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>>700939087
A well adjusted and mature adult would expect a 14 year old boy to behave like a 14 year old boy, so walking inside his room, and be "surprised" by whatever he happens to be doing there at the time, is something only a retard who has no understanding of human sexuality would do.

It's very unlikely something like this would ever happen, but if I consider everything I know about the world, I would rather him bringing home somebody he knows, than having him exposed someone else, simply because he doesn't feel safe enough to do his thing at home.

Better having him being a faggot somewhere safe, with somebody he trusts, than having him being a faggot god knows where, with god knows who.
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>>700939622
Get out
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>>700939087
Turn 1512° and walk into doorframe
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>>700939310
Pfft.
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>>700940391
Middle school is down street.
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>>700945009
re your statistic. It may have been only 1.6% that owned slaves, but the rest of you 98.4% whiteys continued to allow it to happen!
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>>700939087
Call them a fucking homo and leave the room.
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>>700939087
"Go get that dick, son, I'm so proud of you!"
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>>700945121
>this cant be it
>this cant be how we should behave
>it feels so wrong
>ifeel abused
>why are they taking pictures
>raped stare....
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>>700945741
we wuz kangz wunce
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>>700940391
>tfw nobody mentioned its geometry

I think you should all be banned
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>>700939191
If the replies to this isn't the most valid reminder of how many /b/ users have been here less than a year, I don't know what is.
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>>700939763
isn't that obvious? black kids doens't have fathers.
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>>700939087
Next time I knock.
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turn him into a girl then treat him like one
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>>700939622
I'm the same except no kids yet
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>>700939087
Go rob a bank
As I do not have a son, I am obviously dreaming
The government can't punish me for what I do in my dreams
Suck it, Obama
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>>700945849
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>>700945741
Actually there were many "whiteys" working against slavery.

You should go back and read more history.
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>>700945476
You're the only newfag that gets it.
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>>700945849
>black kids doens't have fathers

He is speaking from personal experience
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>>700945366
>be me
>dad true out my youngt worried asking if im gay
>perv on stepmother
>get kicked out of the house end up with crazy stephdad tells me to work , get job
>work 60 hours a week in construction because why not overtime its not like i have a life together
>no time to spend money
>burned out
>fml
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>>700939087
>now, assuming that you are a well adjusted and mature adult, what will you do?
I'd fucking knock knock before I come in
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>>700945950
You should check your white privilege more carefully... Facts is facts!
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Drop pants then scoot around the floor like a dog with worms, whilst shitting myself, leaving a shittrail behind me like a wonderful shitsnail
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>>700939087
just say: "hi boys, there are some frozen Popsicles in the basement, lets go have some"
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abandon my son and start a new family.
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>>700941021
retard
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>>700939087
Beat both of them, then kick my "son" out of the house.
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>>700945584
this is true

better for him to be at home than to be at some dirty truckstop somewhere sucking old man dick
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Compare dick sizes then rage come mine is the eerie weenie peenie
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>>700944315
<3
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>>700939087
it's his life.. he can do what he wants
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>>700946134
you stupid nigger, i bet the white folks that fought for the north during the civil war would not have bothered if they seen what a bunch of ungrateful cocksuckers you niggers are now,
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>>700939234
>wish that I had a boy that I could make out with when I was 14
Back out of the room hissing these words in a loud stage-whisper.
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>>700945366
This. Homosexuality is a sexual orientation, faggotry is a state of mind.
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>>700946157
Nice shit analogies Mr. Lahey
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>>700946422
Thanks bobandy
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>>700945741
>>700945950
>>700946134
>>700946312
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>>700946415
This. I'm OK with homosexuality. Faggots annoy the shit out of me.
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>>700946274
yup, i agree, parents can not control what their children wants, i would do the same thing, and just accept my child's homosexuality and continue to provide like a good parent is supposed to do
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>>700946422
Prepare for the shitstorm Bobandy
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Fucking queers. If I came home and found my son (which I actually have a son) making out with another man I don't think I could bare it. I am an atheist so I don't have a religious objection to gays, but they are degenerate pieces of shit and deserve to be exterminated from the gene pool
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>>700945425
Aww schucks
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>>700944934
>>700945120
creativity
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>>700939087
Tell him that homosexuality is a sin and that he should probably repent unless he would like to go to hell, separated from god for all eternity.
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>>700946591
Edge.
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What will I do>


this
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>>700946697
having done this with a girl before I can vouch for the awesomeness of it
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being a fag is a sin, God loves you and wants you to go to heaven so quit being a fag, he doesn't want to watch you send your self to hell. :(
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>>700946655
Wasn't meant to be edge. It is the truth. Homosexuality serves no purpose in procreation. A faggot cannot pass on their genes without a woman. Their genes should not be allowed to continue on.
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>>700946824
>omg guys he fugged a girls butt

We all think your totally kewl now
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>>700939191
Go get the lube, gloves, condoms, dildos, ropes, feathers, rubber clothes and a fez and show the amateurs how to do this right.
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Sit them both down and give them a really embarrassing 'dad lecture' about safe sex and how to wear condoms.
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>>700940663
Best guess for this image: my transgender summer camp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZXLxOHPeKI
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>>700939087
get my dick out of my pants and start a party!!!
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>>Dad came home and caught my brother (15) with other dude.
>>Kicks him out of the house
>>calls the cops
>>brother arrested for breaking sodomy laws
>>told me never to let him in the house, he brought aids to toilet seat and we could catch the gay
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>>700947007
Ok, lets be honest, I've done it with a girl and t-girl. Happy now?
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>>700946974
This is 4chan, mother superior. It's basically the carpool lane to hell.
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>>700946697
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>>700944603
that means you're homophobic, mong

which means that you are insecure about your own desires
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>>700939310
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>>700947072
>Astonishing children
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>>700939087
Beat his little faggoty ass senseless
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>>700947119
I just don't think anyone finds it suprising is all I was trying to say. i.e. nobody fucking cares. "I've done anal!" Is something you say as a freshmen in high school to try and get everyone to think your cool.
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>>700946988
you sound like you secretly want to suck cock, and that makes you real mad
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>>700939087
Make sure they use condoms and lots of lube. That part of the body is not meant for that. Also make sure they know they are acceptable targets in the eyes of morons, and should consider taking self-defense classes.
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>>700939873

>gay
>threesome

Pick one.
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Being a father to an 11 year old boy I can impart wisdom. Something similar happened to me. I spread my butt cheeks wide to a friend that was sitting room on my bed. Mom walked in, kicked him out and it was never spoken of again.

I'd kick the boy out my house and take the piss out of my son until he probably tried to take his life
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>>700947150
not really, I've seen some smart people here.
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The boy is going to grow up into being a gay pedophile, isn't he? Being into little boys is degeneracy.
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>>700947183
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>>700939889
Shove your protractor up your ass newfag
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>>700946988
Dude you sound really repressed. I bet u get a boner watching the male swimming on tv and shit. U r one of the creepy fags.
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>>700940186
This
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>>700947385
Yeah smart people... All in the express lane to hell
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>>700946988
Wanna come suck my dick? Repressed homos are my fetish.
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>>700947388
It's more common than you would imagine.
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>>700947385
>people who share my opinions are smart
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>>700947558
Objective truth is not opinion
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>>700947072
Holy good fuck the special snowflake complex is being vindicated to no end. They're GIVING THESE KIDS FUCKING DRUGS. That should be a serious criminal offense. Although I will say trannies that start hormones before puberty are a lot more convincing.
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>>700946988
Hitler was a secret gay tho
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>>700947554
i understand people people being into underage girls but whats there for underage boys? Smaller dicks?
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>>700947385
Smart people don't belong to religions you silly willy
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>>700947590
>it takes smarts to read and believe the bible
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>>700939087

>apologise for interrupting
>wait till the evening
>sit down with my son
>ask him about his sexuality(if he feels 100% gay atm, or if he was just curious etc)
>tell him I'm fine with that
>warn him about lube, condoms, safe sex n shit
>just tell him I wish he'd wait with actual sex at least until the age of around 16
>chill
also
>be secretly jealous that he got to have gay experiences this young
feelsbadman.png

also, assuming he'd have 2 daddies and be adopted since I'm biscum libtard cuck, I'd probably be a bit paranoid that he turned out gay because of me and my partner but w/e
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>>700947837
>but everything NASA tells us is truth.
also it's not just the bible, we have tangible evidence it'sl true.
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>>700947306
Kek, definitely not 'trying to be cool'. Just vouching for the magnificence of it as there are plenty of 'eew, in the butt?!?' types out there.
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>>700947749
Y-yes...? Think about if you were gay. Now sprinkle in some pedophilIa. Boom! Boycock salad.
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>>700947030
Probably get him a book of safe sex like these ones:
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Stick a finger up each of their asses then order them to go and do their homework. Smell fingers.
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>>700939622
>>700945932
me too exept everything listed
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>>700947969
>everything nasa tells us is the truth

Are.. are you player hating NASA for exploring SPACE? You... think you have PROOF of the CHRISTIAN BIBLE being the irrefutable word of god?
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