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Sup /b/, I found this faggot in my bathroom. What the fuck do I do with it? Trips shall decide
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Send it off to be free and live life ;-;
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>>700931925
insert in urethra
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Make a belt out of it.
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Let it bite your dick tip
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Put it in your mouth alive.
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>>700931925
Put it in your anus and post a picture
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Lick his head for 5 minutes straight.
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Space
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Take it out on a date
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slice in half, remove insides, eat.
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>>700931925

A new 4chan space program!
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>>700932222
WINRAR
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>>700932222
I've heard that snake meat tastes nice.
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>>700932222
FUCK
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>>700932198
ROLL
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S P A C E P R O G R A M
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>>700931925
Put it in your pants.
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>>700932222
Make it so
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>>700932222
I asked for trips not quads ^.^
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>>700932222
You fucker
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>>700932222
OP wont deliver, I wanted space program.
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>>700932222
that escalated quickly
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>>700931998
off by one
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Shove it up your ass
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>>700931925
Microwave it with a stick of butter for 45 seconds
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>>700932301
Don't be a cunt
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>>700932222
Hahaha
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>>700932197
rolling for this kek
but make a webm instead of pic
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put in pee hole
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>>700932222
Usually it takes so much time that OP just leaves before a get.
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>>700932222
oops, someone gonna die here in real
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>>700932301
OP IS A FAGGOT
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>>700932345
+
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>>700932301
space program
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>>700931925
decide the species then keep it as a pet.
name him bob

i miss having a small pet :(
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I will deliver motherfuckers, I want sum trips, not quads
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>>700932301
Faggot OP wont deliver
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>>700932345
yessssss
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>>700932406
F A G G O T
A
G
G
O
T
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>>700932396
I will make it anyways. Without a trips. I just needed a reason for space program.
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SPACEPROGRAM MAN
Send neal armsnake to the moon
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Rolling for Space program
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Send it to mars.
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>>700932301
They are still trips. The trips are inside the quads you stupid fuck

Do you not know math whatsoever?
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confess him that you are gay
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>>700932406
NIGGER IT IS TRIPS.
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OP samefagging his own thread to get roll for spaceprogram. Just do it if you're so desperate.
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> free the snake
> dont be a cunt
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>>700932491

Please this
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>>700932222
shit nigga!
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>>700932406
quads are ascended trips
how new are you faggot?
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let it go
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let it bite your wee wee
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put it in your neighbors mailbox
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>>700932666
>>700932666
>>700932666
>>700932666
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>>700932666
Winrar
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>>700932301
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>>700932534
This. OP IS A FAGGOT
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>>700932666
boo
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>>700932666
Winrar
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>>700932666
HAIL SATAN
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>>700932479
Do it but make webm
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>>700932222
op won't deliever
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>>700932714
Fuck you op quads over rules trips
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>>700932714
Eat shit nigger
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S P A C E P R O G R A M
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>>700932666
A fun and acceptable winrar that doesnt specifically harm snek. get to it OP and post pics.

Oh and we wanna see a pic your your own mailbox as well as neighbours, not tricking us
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Free him in your house then just go drink a coffee.
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>>700932790
Roll
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space program
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>>700932714
i hope that will bite you and you die.
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>>700932771
I said trips you mongol
It is my thread and my fucking snake
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JOIN VRIL
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>>700932666
do it mr postman
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>>700932841
>>700932666
Well....
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>>700931986
roll
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In the letterbox it goes. You got your trips.
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>>700932841
NO YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC
WHEN YOU SAY ''TRIPS DECIDE'' ITS NOT YOUR DECISION, IT'S TRIPS
FUCK YOU
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>>700932288
my trips for this
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>>700932714
you dumb retarded faggot quads are improved trips. They ARE trips
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>>700932666
You want it on video m8?
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>>700932841
do it op
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>>700932927
yes, include the walk over
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Buy a small tank and a snail and let them grow old together.
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>>700931925
if you live in the uk shove it in your pooper
if not in uk eat it
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>>700932805
Snek agrees
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>>700932912
It is my snake doe
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A thread like this done right https://youtu.be/9JzUtboXlkU
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>>700932927
It wouldn't hurt.
A video for proof that OP isn't a faggot.
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>>700932927
Yes
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>>700932841
QUADS HAVE TRIPS IN THEM YOU DENSE FUCK
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Can you kiss it while walking to the mailbox?
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>>700932927
yes, good sir.
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>>700933049
So by your logic, you are a nigger cock
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>>700933049
just give it up anon,op is too much of a faggot
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A'ight, bump this bitch til' I'm back
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>>700933007
THIS IS LIKE ANODDHA SHOAH!!!
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Bump
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>>700933118
Kek
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>>700933149
You better fucking deliver sket
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>>700933149
Bump
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>>700933049
Quads =/= Trips

Why does op have to keep explaining it ITT
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>>700933118
BY MY LOGIC YOURE A FUCKING CUCK FAGGOT AND YOU SHOULD BLEED SLOW
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>>700933149
bump it up
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Love it forever
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The neighbor will kill it 100%..
You could've done greater things OP
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>>700933149
>>700933201
>>700933243
>>700933284
Same fag fuck this thread op is a fucking pussy
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>>700933320
Like kill it himself??????
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Where's OP?
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>>700933367
Yes and we wouldn't be able to see it because OP is too busy sucking black cock
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Make sure neighbor no kill snek just prank :C
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>>700933367
Like Sending it to space faggot
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>>700933421
Kek
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>>700933417
Sucking nigger dick because OP is a fucking cuck
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>>700933262
bring it
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>>700933417
probably sucking some cock
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>>700933149


Good luck on your mission snek
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>>700933417
Getting of the snake by sucking it's cock.
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>>700933484
️What tHe FUCK did you just fucking say out me, you little bitch️️? I’ll have you know I graduated top of myass in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top⬆⬆ sniper in the entire USarmedforces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime , and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the UnitedStatesMarineCorps and I will️️ use it to its full ️extent to wipe your miserle ass off the face of the continent, you little shit If only you could have known what unholy ️ retribution your little “ever” comment was out to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now️️ you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it . **You’re** **fucking** **dead,** **kiddo.**
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>>700933518
fuck off with your tumbler gif
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>>700933554
fuck, almost a new roll. OP should've sucked off the snake instead
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Will take more requests tho
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>>700933149
God speed snek
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>>700933612
Kill yourself
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Where are you my little anus
You have left with your secret
On the Moon or on Uranus
I will never forget you
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>>700933577
your copypasta is delicious but you're still a nigger cock.
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>>700931986
This
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>>700933601

"triggered"

Just trying to wish snek luck man...

People like you just want him to fail!
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>>700933612
YOU HAVE ONLY ONE FUCKING NEIGHBOUR?????
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>>700933612
do the QUADS now op
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>>700933577
I fucking knew it would come
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>>700933648
Rolling for OP to Kys because he's a fucking faggot
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>>700933648
Roll
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Bite Head off
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>>700933612
Keep snek as a pet and call him Nigger Noodle
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Release snek
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>>700933688
Yes, yes I do.
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>>700933612
Oh fuck off you stupid faggot
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Space it is then
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>>700933779
roll
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>>700933755
Pick your prize /b/itch
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>>700933755
Dubs op must kill himself
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name is Frank and let it through your nose
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>>700933648
roll
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Free it.
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>>700933763
kek rolling
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Put it in an envelope and drop it at your neighbor's door
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>>700933612
Stick it up your ass
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OP is a faggot, won't deliver. Kys.
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QUINTS!
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>>700933888
Trips
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>>700933612
fry it slowly
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SPACEPROGRAMME FRANK
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>>700933888
WINRAR
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>>700933612
Blatant lie cause you don't wanna get evicted but space program
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>>700933888
WINRAR, OP DELIVER
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put it in your pooper
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>>700933888
SHIT YES
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>>700933888
shieeeet
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>>700933888
Winner but OP is a fucking faggot
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put it in your pooper and take pic
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>>700933888
WINRAR
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>>700932222
Rerolling my Quads for trips get
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Name him Danger Noodle
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>>700933888
You deserve this faggot OP
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OP will chicken out until space program
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>>700933888
Winrar!
Post pics, faggot!
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>>700934008
+
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>>700933763
roll
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>>700933863
Kinda new to 4chan. Dubs and trips work like that too? I tought its only the last numbers.
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>>700933888
gg
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Hang on...
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its funny how when posted a ''dubs/trips decide what to do'' only the one with ''put it in the pooper'' deliver. I'ts like you want this answer, and only that you willing to do.

The paradox here is that the guys who deliver and put things in pooper, has more balls that the other faggots.
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Face it guys. OP will never deliver.
He will never shove it up his arse.
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>>700933888
Your trips are not enough for this. Should've gotten quads.
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>>700933763
roll.
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Wonder if OP will deliver
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>>700934089
fuck off newfag
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>>700934089
it is only the last numbers. That poster was just predicting he'd get dubs, which he didn't.
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>>700934142
Quads and op would throw a bitch fit and not deliver because he's a pussy
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>>700934138
>>700934156
>op made the thread for that answer
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Keep it as your pet and raise it. Then create a new thread on December 25 2016 wherein trips will decide what happens to snek. If snek dies before then you have to eat snek and post thread about it. If OP does not post again on December 25 2016 or when snek dies OP is a faggot.
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>>700934158
Let me join this army.
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>>700934200
dubs
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>>700934136
Will He do it? You'll know it on the next Episode of: OP's a Faggottini
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>>700934222
Kek
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>>700934222
Waste of trips
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>>700934252
kek
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>>700934222
we already have a winrar u idiot, he's shoving it up his ass
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>>700931986
roll for no cruelty
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>>700933888
шиииииин
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>>700934252
>Faggottini
kys
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OP FAGGOT NO DELIVER
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if quads OP must kill himself live stream
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>>700934317
Fucking faggot
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>>700934333
SO CLOSE
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>>700934333
trips should do it too
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>>700934333
off by 111
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>>700934333
Trips get, you heard him OP, don't be a faggot
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>>700934222
This idea is so beautiful, but snek will end up in someone's ass. Nice. Fucking beautiful.
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>>700934333
OP DO IT
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If this post ends in 71, all trips invalid and let snek go
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>>700934333
kek
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>>700934324
Butthurt faggot
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>>700932301
YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS A PUSSY ANSWER, OP IS NOT A FAGGOT IS A COMPLETELY PUSSY
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>>700934333
shit
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>>700934433
Are you fucking gay
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>>700934483
but lucky for OP, not a nigger cock
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If quads OP must cut off a finger
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>>700931925
FUCKING CANCER
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why am i waiting for this? what am i doing with my life?
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>>700934323
ОП = Фаггот
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>>700934508
no, I just like to put on panties n get called naughty Rebecca. No big deal.

Also, check em
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>>700934587
I don't know what are you doing with your life? Why not just end it all right now?
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It doesn't take this long to shove something up your ass
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What the fuck is OP doing?
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>>700934649
you too?
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>>700931925
Eat that shit
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>>700934662
Use lube
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>>700934662
Cut it up in pieces first dumbass
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>>700934662
Fucking kill yourself
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>>700934594
сука
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>>700934662
Keep snek as a pet and call him Nigger Noodle
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>>700931925
OP no deliver
OP raped by snek
OP and snek now in love
Snek + OP = LFE
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>>700934725
Roll
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put snek in wit your snek
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>>700934662
use a funnel like in human centipede 2
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>>700934798
Roll
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>>700934662
KILL YOURSELF OP
YOU DISAPPOINT US IN EACH FUCKING WAY
, IN EACH FUCKING TRIPS

JUST KILL YOUR SELF
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Put it in your zipper, walk through town and when people ask, say its your doodle doo expasion
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OP is a faggot
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Trips and you fight it with your dick
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>>700931986
roll
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>>700933888
do it faggot
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>>700934870
reroll
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>>700934870
in-between middle and top kek
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>>700934873
Roll for you moral fags to kill yourselves it's a fucking snake
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Honestly, i don't want a snake in someone faggot ass.
I am just hoping that's the snek it's venomous and OP will not deliver never again.
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>>700934662
Make it bite your dick
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>>700934662
Breaking news! OP IS A FAGGOT!
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FEED THE SNAKE WITH YOUR DICK
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Make him fly
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>>700935006
roll
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Is this far up enough?
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>>700935000
Trips has spoken
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>>700935087
Further and take a better picture faggot
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>>700931925
Find another and make it fight the original snek.
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>>700935000
But it wasn't
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>>700934662
use a funnel
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>>700931986
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>>700935128
It's easy to talk shit when a snek isn't twitching in your ass
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>>700935289
Did it make you hard?
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>>700935087
OP has a nice ass.

/thread
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>>700935364
Naw nigga, I may be OP but I'm on that level of faggottry
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Free him in your house
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>>700935087
>there's a snake in my boot(y)
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>>700935289
It's easy to take a fucking better picture regardless on what's in your ass. Maybe you should have followed the first trips and you wouldn't have a wiggling snek in your asshole, faggot. Not like your not used to having things in there anyway
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if dubs OP must shove a dildo up his ass.
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>>700935457
Roll
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>>700935539
roll for it
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>>700935457
Kill yourself
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snek isn't ded yet, posts ending in 69 will receive
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How does it feel to know that you once shoved a snake up your ass only because 3 digits toll you so
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>>700933918
They see me
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>>700935087
times tamp you fucknugget
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>>700935622
Fucking kill yourself
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>>700935636
It's /b/, what did you expected?
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>>700935622
Kys
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>>700935636
An all time low
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>>700934771
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>>700935727
Get out of here you commie bastards
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Due to popular request, will try to get a better shot
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Rolling
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>>700935770
нет
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>>700935495
absolute kekfest

underrated as fuck
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>>700935793
Stfu mongoloid autistic faggot
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>>700935447
look again the thread
you are the kings of faggots
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Put snek in pooper
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Did the thread die already?
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Just got here, read how much of a fag OP is. You all should have left immediately like I am.
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Meanwhile in op ass ...
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>>700935770
Or what?
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Maybe snake was venomous and OP is dying in horrible pain and agony?
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I have returned, children
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>>700932714
faggot there was a 666 post

kys
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>>700936384
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>>700936384
I sure hope so, he deserves it for being such a fag
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Make snek a little top hat then fight it with your dick
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>>700932841
wow, how about we stop giving you attention and leave YOUR thread for YOU
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Chop into 18 slices and put 2 on your mom's panties ? After that pls time stamp
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>>700936533
Reroll
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>>700933888
ahhahahaha op get rekt
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Plz post faggotborn pic
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>>700936533
hey man nice dubs
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Let the snek free and give my fucking time back
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>>700936755
Do I... Do I do it?
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>>700936755
Hey man nice dubs
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>>700936818
Don't let the snek free and if I don't get my time back for op being a pussy faggot then neither do you
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>>700936891
Time back or riot?
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>>700936702
What if this not a snek!?
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>>700936836
Trouser snek vs top hat snek
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Let the snake go before it claims it was raped and gets a Tumblr blog.
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Faggot here, decided to let it be free, it has suffered enough already
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>>700936240
>Or what?
free helicopter ride
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>>700937116
Snek must live it's life without dignity
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>>700937288
no
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>>700933573
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>>700937400
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>>700937707
9gag. Virgin spotted
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>>700937755
Autist spotted
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>>700937755
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