havnt lost for a while so i got to say congrats
>Sam was diagnosed with Progeria, a rare, rapid aging disease, at the age of 2.
>Sam Berns is a Junior at Foxboro High School in Foxboro, Massachusetts, where he has achieved whogivesanigger
How in the fuck do people care about sports to the point of fucking crying?
I just don't get it, am I just dispassionate about everything since nothing gets me worked up like that?
Do I have the ass burgers?
A: Nintendo owned Pokemon
B: Nintendo actually made all of those games
Sadly, neither is true. No where near as sad as the failed attempts at trying to get kids active, mind you, but still....
Let me help you out retard
It wasn't "a few inches", it was six feet. Some local fisherman rescued the sister but couldn't find the brother and called the cops. When the cops showed up they pulled him out but couldn't save him. Books, on the other hand, don't drown in the time it takes the cops to show up.
>about to win championship
>4 games to go
>waited all career
>don't let this fucking slip.gif
>have ball at feet all good
>black nigger steals ball
>kill me now.jpg
>everybody's like it's not your fault
>retire to la
lol im pretty fucked up but i thought that was jay and silent bob for a second... wtf
GOD DAMN IT WHY IS /pol/ ALWAYS RIGHT
No that's not it. It's about playing music, it does that sometimes when you're singing something full of emotions.
I guess sometimes it has to do with sports but it's definitely not the first reason
How the fuck did Pokemon Go become popular? Don't companies pull of those spin off apps all the time? I am pretty sure Pokemon Go isn't even the first game to pull of this shit, hasn't this been done before? How the hell do those cliché games suddenly become popular?
Momentary Funny Webcomic
It's when you take pictures from a funny moment and make a comic out of them.
Look at my example and you might understand.
My face when
>MFW you didn't know that.
lmfao this imagine reminds me of when i was in highschool and my mate put a condom over a shower head in the changing rooms, fuck knows what size it was but this condom got to like 7 feet tall and girthy as fuck, ended up throwing my friend into it against his will and it blew the fuck up
Australians never make sense.. have you ever heard one spek before?
Wog? Or his terrible mfw 'explanation'
Because if the former, Australian love short words and would never say Italian regularly when a one syllable word could be used.
If the latter then no, no it doesn't.
PCSOs are not Police Officers.
They are Police Community Support Officers.
They're shit, nobody likes them (least of all the Police themselves).
They're like a cheap, poorly trained first line in law enforment without any real Police powers.
They only exist so that it looks like there's still a Police presence on the streets even though the Government is constantly slashing their budget.
Moreover, the kid was already out of sight when the PCSOs arrived. Fucker was dead, you'd need trawlers or scuba gear to get the body back.
The start of the article makes it sound like they just stood and watched the kid drown.
Fuckin too many syllables in words cunt.
Chucked a youie outside the servo to head back down to maccas, but the lebo taking my order couldnt understand a thing over the speakerbox so I had to drive my commo ute up to the window, when I got my nuggets I was pretty pleased, but when I got home they were burnt, blacker than a bloody abos arse, whole thing was a bit hows your father, so I grabbed a vb and when iut of the veranda for a durrey.
is this you?>
Ive been getting nervous like a gypsy with a mortgage worried that the paddywagon might show up, and bloody cunts might take the goonsack away, beed that shit for a pillow later.
I feel it necessary to point out the obvious.
Do they have to pass the same test to get in? In my country female firefighters and cops have easier physical test. If they have to make the same men do there would be 0 females, and feminist would go crazy.
I hate myself for getting the punchline.
>hur hur hur le meme arrows and coot Anime grill as I correct "le newfag" xD xD xD xD
Find the triggered
They think they are equal to men, simply put, they are not. Fucing illogical, weak, everything they do is based on feelings. I love women's bodies, but thats as far as it goes...
Looks like you don't have any say in the deal, soldier boy.
You're stuck with them and transfaggots now and you can't say anything bad about them because "hur dur sexist" or whatever.
Nothing he said was racist.
Go fuck off to another country, Jamal, and take your harem of goats with you.
>focusing on anything other than the shitty nappy he is currently holding
You'd probably also appreciate the ancient Jewish Harp.
I think you mean, "Just like her boyfriend"
I always lose to this,
Just look at his lumpy faggot eyes and try not to laugh
part of a sarcastic blog he made mocking women who go do photoshoots with Terry Richardson and then claim he raped them. It's a pretty funny article check it out.
Uh...two community support officers not knowing how to swim isn't the same thing as a professionally trained and equipped scuba team retrieving dumped trash. Why the rage?