Then sister of battle will help
What about that Egyptian food truck that's sometimes in roughly that area?
>had annoying encounter with not even remotely sober guy the day before I ate there
>think "gee, it sure would be annoying to encounter him again" as I eat
>immediately I hear a drunken sound
Where the fuck is DG, IDBro and GayNazi????
>tfw least sober I've ever been is just enough alcohol in me to start climbing on a hot guy in the pool much to his annoyance
>tfw wish I could lay in bed, totally out of it on fun drugs
>tfw sheer power of will can only grant a slight effect
I have literally never seen a bad kebab shop.
can anyone sing the maori national anthem word for word without looking it up? I can do a solid 70%
It's the drink we were posting last night lmfao. I have it right beside me, I swear im not an alky.
If you think anyone gives a shit you're wrong
Don't try to claim memes faggot
Because they belong to everyone
Remember, we're all anonymous. Anyone can claim anything if they want
Only namefags care about being recognised.
Yeah I bought it and offered it around the dunedin meet and dunners ended up buying one as well. It's fucking ridiculously good. no burn, ends with maple syrup
>wheres my fucking freeze booze, jack
>/nzg/ ie these threads in general
>Why are ID's even gone
>coined the term nudesfags but in a friendly way and not to put them down
And some other metas idbro posted relating to k-pop etc
nah i just find it sad and pathetic how you have such a hard on for a cunty little chink with shit tier memes. keep wanking over him though
You won't, shit goes down super easily
>also sup from last night
>tfw I know my boss comes into these threads and he knows I do too.
I'm bored. What's some interesting shit on youtube I can get lost in?
Tho, depends on your interests.
Ill warm you
what is /bleep/ or am i just be rused.
more eurobeat for reason of reasons
Off I go then.
North Shore reporting
Weathers it bit shit for this time of year
>tfw only want a soft comfy woman to hold.
I work with a new zeland whore, she is afraid of every fucking insect, like even from butterflies, how is it possibile?, you have like flying cobras that shoot laser beams in new zeland and she's afraid of butterflies????
Used to live in NZ - two places come to mind, but can't think of the name. First is in Wellington CDB, next to The Department of internal Affairs off Featherston St. If you are on the Kapiti Coast, try the one in Paraparaumu, Between the Shell Garage and Mitre10 Mega. Most Kebabs in NZ have a Iranian feel, most in UK are Turkish - different but good.
Had a couple of kebabs from abrakebabra when I was I was in welly. Would eat dirty meat from there again.
My local is a turkish kebab place in kaiapoi. Its the closest Ive come to a british kebab on the south island
is it just me or does she look kinda like angela white?
Nah buddy, left side of the road is the correct side to drive on. You Americans with your funny right side stuff. (BTW - hold British / American and Kiwi Passport so i'm deprecating a third of my nationality).
I'm from europe really, i think that driving on the left side is something hipsters would do, brits are hipsters, they don't use metric system, they drive on the left, they're Just hipsters. How can you even shift gears with the left hand? I can't even fap with the left, it would be impossible for me doing something that conplicated like shifting gears
I dunno man, You change gears with your right, I steer with my right. If i fuck up a gear change with my left then I grind to a halt. If you fuck up your steering with your left then you end up in a hedge.
I steer with my left knee most of the time really then again steering is more eye controlled than hand controlled, shifting gears is way more conplicated than steering, and in the worst case I always have the right hand to help me out
555's fucking when?
I tell the mrs to dig her nails into my neck, the harder she digs the longer and harder I fuck her. Never got her to knee me in the balls though, wouldnt know how she would manage it when Im already balls deep
Yep. Great car. The last owner spent a lot of money on it. Most of the parts are new or a few years old rather than factory. The car is 22 years old.
Everything that you look for in a shit car is there. Its hard to explain what it lacks. Needs an oil change thou, and maybe coolant. But coolant is an overkill with that mileage.
It's not too late to get your daily fix of bacon team,
>go to friends house
>no longer friends
how am I supposed to keep heapings of spaghetti in the toastie? ffs noob
Any Auckland chicks want to be my friend, cuddle, and play video games together? I won't even fuck you. I find men annoying. I just want a chick friend who I can be your gay bff with even though I am straight.
>tfw it's going to git 300 and there's nothing you can do about it/
Just when you thought sheep couldn't change.
Got given these as a valentines gift from someone.
Ex's are bitches, and exposed they shall be.
I came late because I couldn't be fucked leaving the pub.
I have heaps of pics but nobody wants to see them and I'm not going to post them
Because no one likes fatties, faggot gtfo
>>700939051 - Ex of mine.
>tfw into chubbers but nobody else is
>>700939349 - What she needs is her life ruined, Shes a manipulative bitch.
Thing is, When I was with her, she was in Auckland. She's fucked off outta there as far as I know, once people knew what she did.