Waifu claiming thread!
Previously on /waifu/:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>trips or more if you want shit to happen
>pretend all this is legal
> RP and ERP = BIG NO NO
>even more rules
>discuss a stuff because why not
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>don't poke the badger
So is this slut gonna show her tits or am I gonna have to go to
>pretty much most iconic one ain't it?
I believe that would be gourmet race.
I'm fast as fuck boi
>THE BADGERS HAVE COME FOR US ALL
If you actually watch it, you can almost hear a jackhammer when Piccolo drills Vegeta in the ass. Fucking hilarious
Glad I could be of service.
>This one time... at band camp XD
Also, Cirno claim again
Not early. Hanako was waiting.
No, the timing was good.
Claiming best girl Akiko
Woke up not too long ago and am now rehearsing courses. Not much excitement for me.
How are you Doll?
That pic fits the filename so well
Yea there was a thread once where for a good while every post was either dubs, higher or one off
Mine is almost completely reversed. i go to sleep at around 8-10 am and get up at 5pm.
I haven't tried fixing it yet
If autism levels are under 9000, post results
turns out it was an early bake.
nice try early baker
>No, the timing was good.
Thread made before image limit is still early, even if it gets linked after the image cap hits.
IM ONLY GOING TO GET 5 HOURS OF SLEEP! IM FUCKED!
Hey, that's my normal schedule! We're so much alike.
Nico claimed before I head out, i'll see yall later <3
That was a bad joke and you should stop.
I was right on the image limit guys. C'mon.
We should play again
Man, there's just no pleasing you guys...
>POSSESSED AND INVISIBLE BADGERS
bake on time, then i'll be pleased
THEY'LL DESTROY US ALL
DESTROY US ALL
>DESTROY US ALL
destroy us all...
Is it insomnia or just an internet connection?
>At The Disco.
Then we'll all have a good laugh and then forget about it
Can't be a coincidence now can it?
My league client is having a bitch at me and freezing up as I open it.
Cheeki, what's up?
I saw the opportunity and I took it. See ya cutie.
Fine, I'll get the noose ready.
Tried to sleep for about an hour. Now i'm internetting.
She's a fembot... but she still has NUTS!!!
(lol, because nuts and bolts... brb, kms for a sec)
Not now. Maybe in the future.
No no, you don't have to. I laughed.
Warships? Know nothing about it. Why not use the free xp if you're going to use it at some point anyway?
About 9 am. What about where you are?
What happened with your day then?
Pretty good, still a little groggy. Your game design course right?
I know right, I have this one too.
When is it not?
Of course I'm panicking! I shouldn't be awake right now, I have important stuff to get done today!
remember to use piano wire!
>feed her peanut butter
>give her some extra nut
she's the only good thing to come out that film
Hmmm, I don't think it can be.
Not much, just woke up. Kinda hungry.
>Do I heat up a burger
>Or do I reheat the carne asada burrito
I was thinking burger and then take burrito to work, but I dunno.
Because the free XP can be used on literally anything, so I was gunna save up to get the Nagato, then when I got it, I could use the Free XP to get the first hull upgrade right out.
The only solution is to stay up, become one with the void just like me!
fucking murphy bot at it again
I dunno, they were chasing me at one point, and all I had to defend myself with was a pancake and a melon baller.
When it's not around.
Tell me about it.
Fucking sleep should not be this hard.
I try to ignore them so they go away.
There's only one correct option here m8 and you need to go down South for it.
In the end do what is more satisfying.
3:32PM and counting, getting a bit later. Was nothing bad, easy day around campus and I didn't feel like dying after my run.
Cuz I'm set if you change your mind.
>Having a pancake for defense
Why were you running, you would've been fine!
Ayyy bby, I'll go down south alright. :^)
Burger it is.
Literally took 12 minutes to find the right pics and put that together.
The suspense of this joke was ridiculous.
I had a good chuckle.
>Keep 'em coming
Those badgers man. They don't fuck around...
>They were trying to sell me insurance
How are you Maki?
If you're having trouble sleeping just turn your pillow around and lay on your back. Breathe in as deep as you can and release as slowly as you can. Repeat until you experience tranquility
Game history was yesterday. Now I'm doing perception
>I have this one too
kek, great artwork
All factors have aligned. Like a tetris of chance. By destiny designed. A fate intertwined in the cosmic spokes of time.
Sadly, that's all I got for now.
Think I'll take a bit of a nap, though, to ASMR
I'm glad I hadn't left just yet.
Naps fuck you up man.
>Rip our non-human grill waifu friend
Oh okay, thought it could only be used on unlocking the ships.
Objectively the best waifu, an AI made it.
This is true. Hear bleach works well as a home remedy.
Pm? Some reason I thought you were behind me. Oh fair enough, what made it sweet then? Just a good day?
Ah okay, is it going alright then?
It's hard to come by, but there are some good ones around. Plenty of awful ones too.
damn... dem quads.
But yeah, I don't actually SLEEP most of the time. I just nap a few times a day. I'm already fucked up.
Well, anyway, I'll be going for that now.
Best bacon quads confirm naps are a bad idea
It's going good. I like it. It's a lot like biology and physics in one even though it's mostly about the eye and colours
>Plenty of awful ones too
I know what you mean. My folder would be double the size if I saved whatever
Shoulda used the pancake!
Was this the future that the cards have guided me towards? Is this truly my destiny?
Nope. Funny thing, if you've got a large amount of free xp, you can literally skip ships.
>If I wanted to, I could skip to tier 3 or 4 in any of the nations I haven't started on yet.
Going to try to sleep again. Later.
Wow. I get that a lot, but i can't say i was expecting it there. Lol
>Become one with the void.
I'm trying my best not to!
I'm going to have to spend a good portion of the day shopping for a whole lot of stuff. Clothes, shoes, tools, spare parts, and a backpack.
They were Canadian possessed invisible badgers who were trying to sell me insurance
>There was maple syrup... everywhere...
Keep on going, don't come back :^)
Anytime. I'm pretty good, not a whole lot to complain about. Nice day, nice night. How about you?
Yeah I messed up heh, it's AM. Just a good day, everything was normal but I wasn't dreading everything.
Quads confirm common knowledge.
Like you actually study perception for it? That's neat, thought you meant just how it is used in games. The eye is amazing.
The struggle is real. There are some I need to delete because they're pretty bad in hindsight.
Well that's actually kind of cool, that you can get straight into a nations shops if you save up.
Gotta keep you on your toes. Good luck.
Oh that's pretty late then, you should sleep soon if you need. Oh okay then, nice when days go real smooth. Pretty rare at the moment my end.
>Why the W?
Why not? Do you not wish for ultimate power? DO YOU NOT WISH TO BECOME THE DORIFTO SAMURAI?!
Pancake would have saved you.
Wew, I could take that in a way you completely didn't mean~
Yep, and you get a small amount of free xp for every match, win or lose. Obviously more if you win as I think it's based on how much normal XP you earn in that match.
>Or if you play a lot and have spare cash, you can convert normal XP from ships you've already got fully researched into free XP. Not really worth it unless you want something very specific though.
Pancake DID save me
>Pancake was a true hero
Also, nice costume. Very cu- I mean, good looking.
Cutoff is like 5:00 or somewhere near that. Don't have to wake up as early tomorrow, so just indulging a bit. Yeah it's awesome, something going on?
>You what m8.
Or you could take it back over the boarder :^)
>Reference I'm not getting.
I'm pretty sure I don't want ultimate power. Try and make me god, and you're basically begging for non-existence.
Ayyyy, sup Mami.
Pancake is true hero.
Were you about to say something else?
Can't take back what was never there to begin with. :^)
>That image had me fooled you were wearing Rin's clothes for a second
Also got a poetic soul in there?
Kinda nervous for my exam but I still have time to prepare. What are the plans for today?
Yes, I learn about the makeup of the eye, ear and how our brains interpret this. It's somewhat related to games but more to art in general
Also the eye is flawed as fuck
>I need to delete because they're pretty bad in hindsight
Don not mourn the lame horse, nor the autistic pics. Delet them
I guess, it's kinda like starting over. Some don't know who I am. Oh well, a heretic is heretic....
How's the night?
Hmmmm, well alright.
No, but I am a card reader, remember?
It's a biter sweet reset.
>I semi-know what you're on about, although not a heretic.
Decent enough, took some naps earlier that i didn't mean to, but oh well, such is life.
How bout you?
Yeah, I know. Sorry bout that.
Then go North instead :^)
Take all the time you need, those pre-exam butterflies suck a ton. Good luck man. Normal day, go about the today's classes and maybe a run.as well. If not, just come home and crash and do it all over.
>Inflatable Boy Clams, Congress-Woman Malinda Jackson Parker, Unknown Eskimo DJs, Neutral Milk Hotel, Picky Picnic, and a few others.
I think I've had too much internet for one day.
Don't worry, I can keep a secret.
Only thing that came to mind when seeing that .gif
Ah okay, so you level the stuff you use and also have a bit on the side to do whatever with. Let's you try out other stuff easier I guess.
Oh good then. Cuttoffs are a good idea for me, unchecked I'd do do stuff all night.
Nah not really, days just seem more hectic for some reason.
>The double (you) in your post.
That's pretty interesting. Like the biological components of the eye and ear?
I know near points and blind spots, what main flaws does it have?
I will have to make a delet day for them. A good purging.
Also I'm sure your exam will be fine.
Lolitus, last of her line.
It's fine, I don't pay attention to Rins clothing as I assume it's always the same red shirt.
Ayy bby, that's your way. I'll be there in 30 minutes. ;^)
>Implying you can ever have enough internet
Either try stuff out, or get upgrades. It's what I did for the Fuso when I moved up from Kongo, because apparently the stock Fuso is far worse in every aspect than the upgraded Kongo.
Ah shit I knew something like this existed
>I know you from the old circlejerk threads
It sure is....Sure is.
I'm doing alright, left foot got messed up. Have to get a Tecna Shot later.
Naps are good, unless you're on the thread.... Still sleeping properly?
'Ello You Know! Foot get impaled, but still alright. Yourself?
I know I can. We're both in the same position after all. How are you? Also still thanks for showing me that awesome anime.
Hallo Doll. How's the evening? Lovely, I hope.
Yeah actually enforcing them is the real problem kek. Good though, keeps you organized and on track. Ah, well that's a bummer my man. One of those periods but hopefully it won't last long for ya.
>(You) are special
Nah I didn't even notice really.
Didn't let me finish. Northwest ::^)
>Take all the time you need
The whole 2 hours I have left
>go for a run
I would too but it's like 28 degrees with harsh sun here
>what main flaws does it have?
Well there's the blind spot, the fact that the light receptors are underneath the network of nerves instead of on top like with cephalopoda and the fact our brain has to do some major photoshop shit in which countless things can go wrong for it to be somewhat comprehensible (which is impressive but definitely a flaw). Human eyes are among the weaker ones. If we look at birds of prey for example we see that they have multiple yellow spots. And don't even get started on mantis shrimp eyes
>I'm sure your exam will be fine.
Thanks Doll. Here's hoping I ace the multiple choice part
Do any of you guys got your own version of this?
I'm having fun with it though, free from all things that would get me chewed out before!
Oh man, how'd you end up doing that?
Properly enough if I can get to sleep sometime today before noon.
Ayyy, can't change it now. :^)
Good job Akiko, you forgot I do tarot readings!
I should, but I don't. Never bothered getting the template.
I'm ight, nothing out of the ordinary
Do you remember Demon Lord?
Yup, use it as a boost for exercising
Most of them moved to 8ch because they got scared off.
They're at /animus/
If you feel like dropping by.
I'll post it next reply.
I'm pretty sure I know my limits.
I happen to have the template saved if you want it.
Tired, and you're welcome.
>Captcha was stadiums.
That's a new one. Probably rare like the statue and apartment building Captchas.
Oh no. Stuff and junk.
Thanks m8, I'll whip one up before the night ends.
You are not ready to master the void, maybe one day, but not today.
Oh no, a Rory.
>Good job Akiko, you forgot
Yes. Yes I did
You should expect this from the guy that forgets what day of the week it is on a regular basis
What's the point of making an image with a bunch of artwork if it's all resized?
Oh no. Acutie3.141 tsun driverider.
I think most starting things would be worse in every respect than the upgraded ones right?
Actually morning, but it's lovely nevertheless. Yours?
>Foot got impaled
It's one thing to make a plan, another to follow it.
It's not particularly bad really, just a bit of a pain to deal with. Here's hoping.
>You are special
Oh alright then. Yeah I do that sometimes to move the reply window out of the way of the post I'm replying to.
Yeah that's a lot of flaws. It's incredible how are brain processes what we receive. Like you said, it's a biological photoshop, but problems would arise if the brain wasn't on point. Guess we've never had the reason to evolve anything more complex, birds have to have good eyes to hunt prey on the ground from the skies.
Don't get me started on mantis shrimp in general, they're amazing.
Hopefully, I prefer them over extended answers.
In the trunk?
They beat me to it. Oh well.
Imagine if she also killed people in that anime. She'd be bad ass as that other girl.
>Killing off the other girls that are trying to get Onii-chan.
Who wants to see if they can survive in space?
Don't mention it, Akiko. That's a good bit, time enough for a rundown of everything, focus on what you need the most.
>28 degrees with harsh sun
So 82 Fahrenheit, eh that's sucky. Not to mention the sun. Kinda the same, cool breeze though.
The compass was wrong is all :^)
True that, so much easier to blow it off but you gotta stay strong. Pain eh? Doesn't really sound good man, but yes here's hoping.
Kek. You know you're based, don't have to remind you. Ah I see.
I should, but I never do. Ah well, such is life!
>Maybe tonight I'll do some tarot readings here.
Ya, but the Fuso is the tier after the Kongo. I figured it would be a bit worse, but in comparison it's apparently absolutely abysmal. Like, stock Fuso (T6) compared to an upgraded Kongo (T5) might as well be one of the starting ships, with a lot more HP. The range is shit, the speed is no where to be seen, the guns don't do damage, the reload times are just as bad, and turning speed is horrid.
>Luckily, all that is fixed with it's upgrades, and it turns into quite the beast if you can manage to stay at a bit of range.
Although BB knife fights are just too irresistible for me, and I always end up within 2-3KM of the enemy ships somehow.
Don't go calling mechanical failure of the planet, this isn't post apocalyptic scenario yet, Breeki!
Good that you're having fun!
I was stacking some boxes, and little as I knew that the pallet had a rusty nail sticking out of it. Went through my boot and got the right bottom side of my left foot. I think I lost a little sensitivity there, though I'm hoping it's just numbness. It hurts pretty bad and bled a good bit.
Are you going back to school? Or still working on the A/C job? Also see what happened, above.
You should probably sleep very soon. I'm more of a night owl, though I think I proved that already on the stream.
Indeed a new one. Haven't gotten it yet.
Akiko, do you know who I am, if you do, no need to say. If not than tell me. On the side note, you're up at an odd time.
It's still night, if I can say that. Maybe morning, either one it's going rather decent.
As for my foot see very top.
Um Maki, you do know who I am, right?
Yup, Test told me about it, I have posted here and there
A/C kinda, dad didn't really want to bring me with him after my near heatstrokes so Im thinking of looking for job elsewhere
I will only master the void if you truly want destruction and chaos.
I can't go back to sleep, I have stuff I need to do today. Read >>700926047.
I don't know, with all the global warming going on it might as well be ::^)
My first thought is... Sanae?
It's dead at certain hours there. Like right now.
Good to know test is still active.
Yeah I have no idea when its the peak for that group and then I found this group
The brain is a badass.
>Guess we've never had the reason to evolve anything more complex
Growing eyes takes massive amounts of energy so it'd be wasteful
Change falcon punch to shrimp punch
I like her gentle ways though. She's as moe as they come
It would be pretty funny though and a nice twist
Petition for an Akiko skin for yandere simulator
>tonight I'll do some tarot readings here
Nice, I'll be here if I remember
I know you switched, but I can't remember from who.
>you're up at an odd time
It's 12 am here
You really are. Ika confirms.
Cmon guys you still haven't posted the best waifu?
oh yeah sorry wrong pic
Ouch, I'd go get that checked out ASAP! Putting it off could end up in a lost limb!
>Also, not wearing steel toed boots in a warehouse
You do not choose to master the void, the void chooses who is worthy.
Ayyyy, blame the ships, not the cars. :^)
You'll show up sometime while I'm doing them, I'm sure.
Ika lies! Liiiiiies!
Isn't the answer obvious?
Such is life for a gothic lolita.
Yep, can't cheat the man in the mirror.
I say that, but it's really nothing. Just feels like you're missing the last nail for the bookcase sometimes.
Nice save there Mak man, likewise.
The joys of mobile.
Oh like, a whole new tier up? Is the upgraded Fuso better than the upgraded Kongo?
Ah, guessing you're in the inbetween hours then. Gonna say 6ish AM?
That doesn't sound good, have you seen someone for it?
When computers get as complicated as brains it'll be something. Don't know how people can study that shit.
Yeah, and we've survived decently enough up until this point, if it ain't broken.
It is stronger man. Cavitation bubbles and all that jazz.
Morning. Sleep well?
Underage gothic lolita. Forever 13 (manga), 15 anime.
This group is pretty sweet though. Unlike the times what happen with some...poor them.
Way too moé~
Favorite episode from that anime?
What jobs seem to interest you?
If I'm not mistaken, doesn't heat stroke have the symptoms of dizziness, feeling of vomit, and feeling a faint?
Oh, hopefully you won't feel too tired to do them. Is it going back to school sort of deal?
Fug..... Lucky guess. Though knowing you, I knew you wouldn't fail to recognize.
As for time, I never see you up this time (my time) so it was odd for me. I know time is different everywhere else.....
Why was the reply to me?......
I got it sterilized at the nurse's office. It stung like a bee... Still have to get the shot.......
Hey, the place I was sent to, I don't require it, and this is the first time it happened.....
5 a.m. here, a close guess, I can say.
See above for the answer. I can't walk good now...
It's water under the bridge
Yeah this group is nice. Though I can't say the same for some individuals here
Yup, I would stop sweating and feel chills.. that means I had to gtfo outta there now