Waifu claiming thread.
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>>700895920
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>Wake up to news of earthquake in middle italy.
Neat.
still here
I'll ask again, what happened while i was gone?
>>700904710
pic related
Claimed
>>700904441 (Yuuko)
That does sound pretty good, what kind of chips is the real question. I just drink sweet tea, none of the fancy ones. Ive heard earl grey is really good though.
>>700904884 (SMUG)
But smug, you are swole. Why be a little guy when you can be a thicc gator?
>>700905381 (BEST)
>not on my overwatch, hes my disgusting weeb
pic related to both.
I get what you mean, for some reason it feels like people are playing worse than the lvl 80s.
Tfw im excited for genji nerfs but you and akiko are gonna be sad
>>700905502
Na no way they're real Texans
If they are then they are a huge disgrace and should move out immediately
>>700905758
You were sleeping?
Love for a waifu is the purest form of love.
You guys are patricians.
BEST vampire
>>700905867
kek
>>700905870
I agree.
>>700904505
;-;
>>700904884
Alright then, sleep well~
>>700905381
Pretty much the same here
>you silver tongue :^)
>>700905983
That doesn't look like Dio.
Claimed, see ya guys.
Claimed.
>>700905870
Yes, I just woke up.
I live in North-Italy anyways, kek.
>>700905959
Thank you spidey.
QOTT: What is a Anime that you really liked and would suggest to others?
Post an Image with the title in it. Feel free to insult but contribute.
Pic Related
anne happy was fucking great super cute and funny.
>shino
Tits out for Moses.
>>700906223
Please pick up your trash on the way out. Thanks!
>>700904710
lasaga a lewd
>>700904733
Looking into it, I don't know if that was true.
I hope they do release more manga chapters!
>>700905142
try me, boiii
>>700905815
still here 4 u
>>700905758
Rip
>>700905067
>megumin
Thank ya kindly :(
>>70090538
>maki
Wait till the speed get to a hundred. The REAL fun starts there
>>700905868
Im not swol yet!
>>700906043
Thank ya
>>700906223
Bye bye
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>700906373
Tomoko-anon here. Outlaw Star is an 11/10 anime.
>>700906259
shitposting incoming
Hello guys
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>700906373
>TOWER OF DRUAGA
In all caps because it's that good.
>>700906509
>>700906346
Ciao, mia bella! You're near Trieste, right?
>>700906402
I can make you a lewd lasaga if you'd like.
Odie in middle :^)
>>700906373
>Nichijou
Of course I would recommend the anime my waifu's from. It's pretty good, watch it if you haven't.
Or, y'know, don't. Some people don't find it that funny. The mango's good too.
>>700906034
What part do you live in?
Seems a large portion of us are from Texas
>>700906043
You're not missing much
>>700906346
Oh, thought the quake woke you up
>>700906373
Mirai Nikki
Anyone disgree and tires to insult oughta fuck off
>>700906402
Throw dem hands then
>>700906416
Night
>>700906373
Kill La Kill i suppose.
>>700906676
Or you could leave Odie out of it and it could just be us. :^)
>>700906768
what's your address then
huh
boi, i will kick you
into
ORBIT
you stupid mutt
I'm gonna be late for my submarine race, bollocks.
>>700906768
Mirai Nikki is terrible, Nigger.
>>700906894
wew wew warm lasaga everywhere
>>700906768
Most I will say is San Antonio
>>700906373
Space Dandy
>Yasuna knows best
Alright, its time for me to roll out of here, gotta pick up family from the airport in a few hours. Goodnight
>>700906676
>Ciao, mia bella! You're near Trieste, right?
Yup.
Earthquake was in Lazio, pretty close to Rome from what I'm seeing.
>>700906768
>Oh, thought the quake woke you up
Naah.
>>700907223
1 Off
Yeah it's not my day.
>>700907076
Nighter night samuri man
>Kachow
>>700907051
you could eat the lasaga off of my body
onii-chan desu ~
>>700907060
>>700906373
Another or Galaxy Angel.
>>700907400
>>700905868
>>700907076
It was in the heat of the moment, not my greatest work. Right? Just sick of dealing with it, every match we're getting pushed back or dicked into oblivion. Although it's usually the payloads where this happens more.
Already bracing for it, first my McCree now my Green Cyborg Ninja Man. See ya around man.
>>700906043
Only way to spend the night, chilling.
>Funny, been told that before. Must mean it's true :^)
>>700906416
>Maximum overdrive
Sleep well my man.
>>700907400
Not cool ass blaster. Remove thyself from this thread.
>>700907367
Ew pervert!
>>700907400
Disgusting but hot at the same time i want more.
>>700906373
Id like to throw this one in too. As its one of my other favorites
gugure kokkuri-san
>shino
Feel free to post more then one.
No one mentioned bocu no pico nice
>>700906777
>Checked
>>700906894
12735 bluffview drive
Lets go nigga Im waiting
>>700907043
Fuck off cheeki cunt
>>700907060
Hmm you're quite away from me
>>700907625
Kokkuri-san is great.
>>700907113
Glad you didn't get any. What was the magnitude of the quake?
>>700907367
Oh my.
Only if you were thoroughly washed
onii-chan baka desu senpai~
>>700906416
No problem at all
>>700906768
I figured
>>700907524
Exactly, nothing beats a calm night with some music
>then you truly are my EVA :^)
>>700907790
Kyouko is #1 waifu.
>>700907588
>Posts lewd image
M'hm~. (・ω・)
>>700907647
i bet that's your old house or something
boi, you better not be trying to bamboozle the bamboozler
you also better buy a spacesuit for when i kick you into orbit, you stupid mutt
>>700907804
You could wash me~. :^)
moshi moshi kawaii baka desu~
>>700907790
>>700907850
Kyouko makes my heart go doki doki.
Nico Nico Nii~
I'll make your heart go Nico Nico Nii
>>700907983
spiderman participating in the thread without spamming
what the fuck
>>700907804
hey gardevoir
>>700907936
Im waiting nigga
>>700908010
My heart.. are you a heartless??
*Unsheaths keyblade*
>>700907790
Dude The manga is Huge so good.
I love it.
>>700907804
>What was the magnitude of the quake?
6.2, apparently.
>>700907850
>>700907983
Well thank you guys.
>>700907625
kokkuri-san is probably my favorite animu right now, extremely fun to watch
>>700907936
wash your back without hands :^^^^^)
kawaii onee baka chan onii senpai doki doki~
>>700908129
Haiyooo tomato
>>700908010
This is the second time I dream about being unquenchably thirsty. I woke up and drank 3 cups of water on the spot.
>>700908077
I always participate.
It's some of the other spidermen that just shitpost.
>>700908010
Nico Nico Nii~
Home now. Well, I didnt know it would rain today. Rain riding sucks.
>>700908244
im not a tomato
>>700908336
are you still thirsty
>>700907400
Why do people make this stuff? it's utterly repulsive.
>>700908010
She's a cute.
>>700908077
This Spidey seems very intelligent, and is likely spamming another thread.
>>700908336
Hmm squid girl problems?
>>700907936
Ok legit question; Japanese cartoon make penis go straight, am I faggot?
>>700908244
oh my goodness <3
that is a little lewd, senpai
want to
hold hands a little bit??
even though we're not married yet
>>700908366
Well, I can appreciate that!
Thank you based Spiderman.
>>700908530
You'll have to rephrase that for me, desu
>>700908530
Yes
Akeno CLAIM
>>700908336
Because when you sleep, you got to an alternate dimension and have sex with Ika, and when you wake up you're dehydrated from all the salt.
>>700908645
10/10 would rape
HOW IS EVERBODY DOING.
IM DOING FINE
>so much lewd
>>700908530
The butthole hair is a nice addition. I wish more artist would pay attention to the small yet important details.
>>700908645
No problem.
>>700908186
No! I don't even know what that means!
>>700908304
>
>>700908402
That's me! Nico Nii at your service
>>700908460
Thank you very much love
Imma see you guys later, gotta get up early for somethin tomorrow
Nighter nights
>Kachow to all and Kachow a good night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e3XRQzWc0M
>>700907829
Couldn't agree more, soothes the soul.
>I play my roles well :^)
>>700908010
A cute. What are you up to?
>>700908429
Doesnt aussieland just rain randomly?
>>700908915
I have no idea what I said either, ignore that
Cirno claimed
>>700908842
>rape
No lewd bullying Yuuko. :^(
>>700908883
i'm not complaining (・ω・)
>>700908435
Yes but it's warm water and I don't want warm water. We got some soda but it's frozen.
>>700908502
Kek, nah I don't think so. All I remember in my dream was that I was in a dark classroom, leave the room to a water fountain, drink and come back, and then repeat that for like 5 more times each time being different. I remember one time I got a mosquito biting me and I couldn't kill it. It felt like a needle stabbing me endlessly.
>>700908809
Nah, read above. I would never have sex or lewd up Ika either.
>>700908874
I guess I'm good.
>>700909152
btw, did Sherlock ever come back with that pic he said he'd make me?
also, GET.
But mainly the first thing.
>11 PM, just waking up
>gently kiss my waifu so I don't wake her up
>manage to roll out of bed with moms help
>crush several piss bottles in the process, none of which are covered with lids
>covered in piss
>mom hasn't changed my adult diaper since last Monday
>waddle over to my computer and press my ass firmly against 300 dollar gaming chair mom got to
>load up /b/ and claim my waifu
>look back and see mom deliver a tray of Tyson brand chicken nuggets and coke through the doggy door
>waddle through my basement to retrieve my delicious treats
>trip over anime dolls and shit jugs
>can't possibly lift my 400 pound frame unassisted
>yell for mommy
>blast at least 40 Fluid ounces of black and green diarrhea out of my unshowered asshole into my already dirty diaper
>tfw I post in these threads every day
>>700909146
Pretty much.
>>700908231
Yikes, a 6.2?! Did any cities take any serious damage?
>>700908336
I guess you could call that, a POST-wet dream :^^)
>>700908435
Oh, otay. Sorry for the mistake tomoko
>>700908645
No, enough with The Chit Chat
let's get some grub going :^^^)
>>700909146
Not normally. It is getting into spring now so the rain is more spontaneous. But it was sunny an hour ago.
>>700909223
fuck... are you for fucking real...
who GOT, then?
>>700909222
Watch it be something stupid, like "Sharpie in pooper" or on a vape/pot thread...
>>700909246
so uh whats up
>>700908915
It is you indeed~
Doing fine, love?
>>700909093
Exactly! and some classical music or even game OST are really godly~
>Yes, I saw that :^)
>>700909195
What do you guys prefer butts or boobs?
I'm very partial to butts. I'm fine with a variety of boob sizes, i just don't like em too big.
>>700909317
>spring
But next month is fall
>>700906373
Disgaea
Mirai Nikki
Final Fantasy Unlimited
To Love Ru
To Heart
Tokyo Ghoul
Tokko
W Wish
Working!!
Zombie Loan
>>700909223
Yo, and off by one.
>>700909246
Uh no... Let's not call it that... Was barely even wet...
But hey dude.
>>700909463
Reverse the seasons for northern and southern hemisphere. We're getting out of winter here.
I claim Kaori. Nobody rip her shirt off and punch her in the face or I'll be really annoyed
>>700909653
TETSUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Also claiming myself.
>>700909246
oh my~
what did you have in mind?
'cause i'm only going to fuck you if you make taco shells, lasaga, and cheese pizzas
>>700909419
I'm about the same, honestly
I don't like the cowtits waifus
>>700909623
Boy aussie is wierd, I hope the spider bosses drop good loot at least
>>700909320
actually, was pretty good.
Bandaid fetish is hot.
Rolled for them
>>700909633
>>700909555
And fucking GOT BOTH times, lmao
>>700909246
>Yikes, a 6.2?! Did any cities take any serious damage?
Yeah, apparently one town got completely destroyed.
And a lot of others suffered severe damage aswell. 6 dead so far apparently.
Couldn't sleep.
God dammit.
tfw when you realize that mirari nikki is fucking Future diary. Wtf i saw that shit forever ago.
Here i thought it was something new cuz everyones been talking about it
>>700909711
>That's Mr. Kaneda to you, punk!
Best line in the film
Howdy niggers
>claimed
>>700909811
Yeah, the drops are decent if you solo. So many people tag and run though. Makes it hard to farm well.
>>700909866
Why sleep when you have no job and no hope of losing your virginity anyway?
>>700909093
I'm your cute! And I'm trying to eat my pancakes without getting too mad at a tomato refusing to stay up with me.
>>700909146
You had me worried i was gonna get cut or something..!
>>700909357
I'm doing okay! Nothing too big to complain about on my end n_n you?
>>700909918
Mostly because i Yandere's seem to be a popular thing to talk about at the moment.
feeling sick, lads... here comes the first puke of the trip, I'll brb
>>700909356
On my flight home right now, and just having a craic in the thread. You been up to much?
>>700909571
But it was very wet after the dream, right?
also, hiya squid grill
>>700909781
wew laddie, would like hard or soft taco shells before I stuff that lasaga? :^)
>>700909854
Jesus Christ... I'm sure the deaths toll is massive...
>>700909571
Yeah, but THEN this happened:
>>700909834
I call your pic MaiAi -> マイ愛 <- My Ai (love)
Whatcha think?
I recommend that as a rename.
:-)
>>700909918
Blondes, ladies and gentlemen
>>700909958
Good, I'm a solo player
>>700910042
Nonesense! I though you's was a shadowy demon pretendng to be nico nii
>>700909929
What the fuck is this?
>>700910125
but yeah, you see, b/c Mai and Aioi
>>700909929
Why must 4chan fuck up like this
>claiming again
>>700910164
What about blondes? That's a trigger word for me.
It's like yelling bomb in a airport.
>>700910218
btw cirno, anon said he gave up on the lewd, said he didn't feel comfortable doing it
>>700910090
it doesn't matter, as long as other stuff besides the lasaga gets stuffed
(・ω・)
(・ω・)
(・ω・)
have a nice puke by the way
poor thing </3
>>700910361
oh... damnit...
when did he come back?
I was offline for several hours.
>>700910231
Are you texting Esdeath's brother?
>>700910334
Blondes must be purged
>>700910231
There is a reason your not supposed to talk about 4chan, because people will know what an autistic fuck you are.
>>700910334
Kinpatsu is the greatest thing on earth. I kid you not, it keeps me going.
>>700910453
He came back to give mavis his drawing, then tried to find you
was about an hour or two ago
>>700910164
Did you think i was some kingdom hearts impersonator? No way!
bye
>>700910090
no just playing rust. how is the flight holding your neighbors hand?
>>700910478
>Not being part of the Aryan Master Race
>>700909866
insomnia blonde.
>>700910478
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU
>>700910549
Same bro.
>>700910657
I mean it could happen! Im relieved you're not!
>>700910723
Goodbye~.
>>700910478
>>700910487
Not mine
Images got swapped when posted
It belongs here >>700902705
>>700911111
STRONGET!!
>>700911106
shit...
>>700910821
Very. Sucks.
>>700910042
That's good to hear~
Pretty much the same thing going on over here..
>>700910723
Don't die, XXXX Gold
>>700911021
4chin is broken
>>700910090
Uh, I guess? I mean, I wouldn't really call this wet though. Its just drinking.
>>700910125
Yup I went to that thread. Such a weird get. And why the mai? I get that it's my in English but...
>>700910723
Later kirino.
>>700910656
oh...
dang.
oh well... I get this a lot.
I'll only be able to do some real lewdz once I personally have time to spend a few hours drawing I guess...
>>700910831
Geez at least youre looking out for me in that department.
>>700911152
Good! Whatcha up to in that case?
>>700911169
Damn chinks thinking they can run an anonymous waifu raping board
>>700911210
>And why the mai? I get that it's my in English but...
The names are Yuuko Aioi and Mai Minakami
Mai X Aioi
Mai X Ai
MaiAi -> My Ai (love)
See what I mean now?
>>700911389
Of course cutie!
>>700911506
Oh I totally forgot a shoemaker is running the site now
>Literally had no idea how to admin or english
are waifus anime only?
>>700911210
>>700911532
What are you cucks talking about?
>>700911760
can be video games or western cartoons as well.
as long as they aren't real alive people
>>700909357
Absolutely, although I don't frequent those as much, a little variety is always welcomed. If we're talking OSTs though~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXkgn3QUA2w
>Then the proof is there :^)
>>700910042
That you are. Ah some breakfast sounds pretty good actually, already ate dinner though. You know the deal.
>>700911760
No, we have Mavis here and the Shygal.
>>700911821
At this point, I'm not really sure to be honest.
>>700911532
I see now... But I wouldnt say I love Ika though. She's just cool is all. To me at least.
>>700911821
because of this image:
>>700909781
I was trying to come up with a neat play-on-words ship name for Mai X Aioi
>>700911722
Haha so how are you love? everything going okay?
>>700911852
It wasn't a deal I agreed to >~< and yeah it was yummy but i'm still sad..
Oh god... that was awful, much worse than I remember...
I think I'm gonna try to get some sleep, might do me some good.
(probably wont work and I'll have to puke again in 30 minutes)
Have a better night/day that I am!
>>700911722
Moots greatest prank ever
Whens he gonna realise it stopped being funny
>>700912060
Goodnight.
>>700912004
I call it trash.
>>700912060
Sorry dude. I hope you feel better! And not puke again, yeah, that last parts pretty important too.
>>700912014
Everythings all great! Holidays are coming so I oughta search for a holiday job for them holiday bux
You?
>>700912062
Just like Demon's souls and bloodborne coming to pc, NEVER EVER
>>700911389
I drank for a while with my family
>Uncle and father were drinking tonight, so I joined them
What about you?
>>700911852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oliT3bG2Vfc
I love my classical way too much :^)
>>700912004
See
>>700912166
It's trash, but I think the pictures are cute tbqh
>>700912060
Oh, that really sucks. Get some rest!
See you tomorrow~.