Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>Wake up to news of earthquake in middle italy.
I'll ask again, what happened while i was gone?
That does sound pretty good, what kind of chips is the real question. I just drink sweet tea, none of the fancy ones. Ive heard earl grey is really good though.
But smug, you are swole. Why be a little guy when you can be a thicc gator?
>not on my overwatch, hes my disgusting weeb
pic related to both.
I get what you mean, for some reason it feels like people are playing worse than the lvl 80s.
Tfw im excited for genji nerfs but you and akiko are gonna be sad
Na no way they're real Texans
If they are then they are a huge disgrace and should move out immediately
You were sleeping?
Love for a waifu is the purest form of love.
You guys are patricians.
Alright then, sleep well~
Pretty much the same here
>you silver tongue :^)
Yes, I just woke up.
I live in North-Italy anyways, kek.
Thank you spidey.
QOTT: What is a Anime that you really liked and would suggest to others?
Post an Image with the title in it. Feel free to insult but contribute.
anne happy was fucking great super cute and funny.
Please pick up your trash on the way out. Thanks!
lasaga a lewd
Looking into it, I don't know if that was true.
I hope they do release more manga chapters!
try me, boiii
still here 4 u
Thank ya kindly :(
Wait till the speed get to a hundred. The REAL fun starts there
Im not swol yet!
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
Tomoko-anon here. Outlaw Star is an 11/10 anime.
>TOWER OF DRUAGA
In all caps because it's that good.
Ciao, mia bella! You're near Trieste, right?
I can make you a lewd lasaga if you'd like.
Odie in middle :^)
Of course I would recommend the anime my waifu's from. It's pretty good, watch it if you haven't.
Or, y'know, don't. Some people don't find it that funny. The mango's good too.
What part do you live in?
Seems a large portion of us are from Texas
You're not missing much
Oh, thought the quake woke you up
Anyone disgree and tires to insult oughta fuck off
Throw dem hands then
Or you could leave Odie out of it and it could just be us. :^)
what's your address then
boi, i will kick you
you stupid mutt
Alright, its time for me to roll out of here, gotta pick up family from the airport in a few hours. Goodnight
>Ciao, mia bella! You're near Trieste, right?
Earthquake was in Lazio, pretty close to Rome from what I'm seeing.
>Oh, thought the quake woke you up
you could eat the lasaga off of my body
onii-chan desu ~
It was in the heat of the moment, not my greatest work. Right? Just sick of dealing with it, every match we're getting pushed back or dicked into oblivion. Although it's usually the payloads where this happens more.
Already bracing for it, first my McCree now my Green Cyborg Ninja Man. See ya around man.
Only way to spend the night, chilling.
>Funny, been told that before. Must mean it's true :^)
Sleep well my man.
Not cool ass blaster. Remove thyself from this thread.
Id like to throw this one in too. As its one of my other favorites
Feel free to post more then one.
No one mentioned bocu no pico nice
12735 bluffview drive
Lets go nigga Im waiting
Fuck off cheeki cunt
Hmm you're quite away from me
Glad you didn't get any. What was the magnitude of the quake?
Only if you were thoroughly washed
onii-chan baka desu senpai~
No problem at all
Exactly, nothing beats a calm night with some music
>then you truly are my EVA :^)
>Posts lewd image
i bet that's your old house or something
boi, you better not be trying to bamboozle the bamboozler
you also better buy a spacesuit for when i kick you into orbit, you stupid mutt
You could wash me~. :^)
moshi moshi kawaii baka desu~
Kyouko makes my heart go doki doki.
spiderman participating in the thread without spamming
what the fuck
Im waiting nigga
My heart.. are you a heartless??
Dude The manga is Huge so good.
I love it.
>What was the magnitude of the quake?
Well thank you guys.
kokkuri-san is probably my favorite animu right now, extremely fun to watch
wash your back without hands :^^^^^)
kawaii onee baka chan onii senpai doki doki~
This is the second time I dream about being unquenchably thirsty. I woke up and drank 3 cups of water on the spot.
I always participate.
It's some of the other spidermen that just shitpost.
Home now. Well, I didnt know it would rain today. Rain riding sucks.
im not a tomato
are you still thirsty
Why do people make this stuff? it's utterly repulsive.
She's a cute.
This Spidey seems very intelligent, and is likely spamming another thread.
Ok legit question; Japanese cartoon make penis go straight, am I faggot?
oh my goodness <3
that is a little lewd, senpai
hold hands a little bit??
even though we're not married yet
Well, I can appreciate that!
Thank you based Spiderman.
You'll have to rephrase that for me, desu
The butthole hair is a nice addition. I wish more artist would pay attention to the small yet important details.
No! I don't even know what that means!
That's me! Nico Nii at your service
Thank you very much love
Imma see you guys later, gotta get up early for somethin tomorrow
>Kachow to all and Kachow a good night
Couldn't agree more, soothes the soul.
>I play my roles well :^)
A cute. What are you up to?
Doesnt aussieland just rain randomly?
I have no idea what I said either, ignore that
No lewd bullying Yuuko. :^(
i'm not complaining (・ω・)
Yes but it's warm water and I don't want warm water. We got some soda but it's frozen.
Kek, nah I don't think so. All I remember in my dream was that I was in a dark classroom, leave the room to a water fountain, drink and come back, and then repeat that for like 5 more times each time being different. I remember one time I got a mosquito biting me and I couldn't kill it. It felt like a needle stabbing me endlessly.
Nah, read above. I would never have sex or lewd up Ika either.
I guess I'm good.
btw, did Sherlock ever come back with that pic he said he'd make me?
But mainly the first thing.
>11 PM, just waking up
>gently kiss my waifu so I don't wake her up
>manage to roll out of bed with moms help
>crush several piss bottles in the process, none of which are covered with lids
>covered in piss
>mom hasn't changed my adult diaper since last Monday
>waddle over to my computer and press my ass firmly against 300 dollar gaming chair mom got to
>load up /b/ and claim my waifu
>look back and see mom deliver a tray of Tyson brand chicken nuggets and coke through the doggy door
>waddle through my basement to retrieve my delicious treats
>trip over anime dolls and shit jugs
>can't possibly lift my 400 pound frame unassisted
>yell for mommy
>blast at least 40 Fluid ounces of black and green diarrhea out of my unshowered asshole into my already dirty diaper
>tfw I post in these threads every day
Yikes, a 6.2?! Did any cities take any serious damage?
I guess you could call that, a POST-wet dream :^^)
Oh, otay. Sorry for the mistake tomoko
No, enough with The Chit Chat
let's get some grub going :^^^)
Not normally. It is getting into spring now so the rain is more spontaneous. But it was sunny an hour ago.
fuck... are you for fucking real...
who GOT, then?
Watch it be something stupid, like "Sharpie in pooper" or on a vape/pot thread...
It is you indeed~
Doing fine, love?
Exactly! and some classical music or even game OST are really godly~
>Yes, I saw that :^)
What do you guys prefer butts or boobs?
I'm very partial to butts. I'm fine with a variety of boob sizes, i just don't like em too big.
Final Fantasy Unlimited
To Love Ru
Yo, and off by one.
Uh no... Let's not call it that... Was barely even wet...
But hey dude.
Reverse the seasons for northern and southern hemisphere. We're getting out of winter here.
I claim Kaori. Nobody rip her shirt off and punch her in the face or I'll be really annoyed
what did you have in mind?
'cause i'm only going to fuck you if you make taco shells, lasaga, and cheese pizzas
I'm about the same, honestly
I don't like the cowtits waifus
Boy aussie is wierd, I hope the spider bosses drop good loot at least
actually, was pretty good.
Bandaid fetish is hot.
Rolled for them
And fucking GOT BOTH times, lmao
>Yikes, a 6.2?! Did any cities take any serious damage?
Yeah, apparently one town got completely destroyed.
And a lot of others suffered severe damage aswell. 6 dead so far apparently.
tfw when you realize that mirari nikki is fucking Future diary. Wtf i saw that shit forever ago.
Here i thought it was something new cuz everyones been talking about it
>That's Mr. Kaneda to you, punk!
Best line in the film
Yeah, the drops are decent if you solo. So many people tag and run though. Makes it hard to farm well.
I'm your cute! And I'm trying to eat my pancakes without getting too mad at a tomato refusing to stay up with me.
You had me worried i was gonna get cut or something..!
I'm doing okay! Nothing too big to complain about on my end n_n you?
feeling sick, lads... here comes the first puke of the trip, I'll brb
On my flight home right now, and just having a craic in the thread. You been up to much?
But it was very wet after the dream, right?
also, hiya squid grill
wew laddie, would like hard or soft taco shells before I stuff that lasaga? :^)
Jesus Christ... I'm sure the deaths toll is massive...
Yeah, but THEN this happened:
I call your pic MaiAi -> マイ愛 <- My Ai (love)
I recommend that as a rename.
Blondes, ladies and gentlemen
Good, I'm a solo player
Nonesense! I though you's was a shadowy demon pretendng to be nico nii
but yeah, you see, b/c Mai and Aioi
Why must 4chan fuck up like this
What about blondes? That's a trigger word for me.
It's like yelling bomb in a airport.
it doesn't matter, as long as other stuff besides the lasaga gets stuffed
have a nice puke by the way
poor thing </3
when did he come back?
I was offline for several hours.
Are you texting Esdeath's brother?
Blondes must be purged
Kinpatsu is the greatest thing on earth. I kid you not, it keeps me going.
Did you think i was some kingdom hearts impersonator? No way!
no just playing rust. how is the flight holding your neighbors hand?
>Not being part of the Aryan Master Race
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU
I mean it could happen! Im relieved you're not!
Images got swapped when posted
It belongs here
That's good to hear~
Pretty much the same thing going on over here..
Don't die, XXXX Gold
Uh, I guess? I mean, I wouldn't really call this wet though. Its just drinking.
Yup I went to that thread. Such a weird get. And why the mai? I get that it's my in English but...
oh well... I get this a lot.
I'll only be able to do some real lewdz once I personally have time to spend a few hours drawing I guess...
Geez at least youre looking out for me in that department.
Good! Whatcha up to in that case?
Damn chinks thinking they can run an anonymous waifu raping board
>And why the mai? I get that it's my in English but...
The names are Yuuko Aioi and Mai Minakami
Mai X Aioi
Mai X Ai
MaiAi -> My Ai (love)
See what I mean now?
Of course cutie!
Oh I totally forgot a shoemaker is running the site now
>Literally had no idea how to admin or english
What are you cucks talking about?
can be video games or western cartoons as well.
as long as they aren't real alive people
Absolutely, although I don't frequent those as much, a little variety is always welcomed. If we're talking OSTs though~
>Then the proof is there :^)
That you are. Ah some breakfast sounds pretty good actually, already ate dinner though. You know the deal.
At this point, I'm not really sure to be honest.
I see now... But I wouldnt say I love Ika though. She's just cool is all. To me at least.
because of this image:
I was trying to come up with a neat play-on-words ship name for Mai X Aioi
Haha so how are you love? everything going okay?
It wasn't a deal I agreed to >~< and yeah it was yummy but i'm still sad..
Oh god... that was awful, much worse than I remember...
I think I'm gonna try to get some sleep, might do me some good.
(probably wont work and I'll have to puke again in 30 minutes)
Have a better night/day that I am!
Moots greatest prank ever
Whens he gonna realise it stopped being funny
Sorry dude. I hope you feel better! And not puke again, yeah, that last parts pretty important too.
Everythings all great! Holidays are coming so I oughta search for a holiday job for them holiday bux
Just like Demon's souls and bloodborne coming to pc, NEVER EVER
I drank for a while with my family
>Uncle and father were drinking tonight, so I joined them
What about you?
I love my classical way too much :^)
It's trash, but I think the pictures are cute tbqh
Oh, that really sucks. Get some rest!
See you tomorrow~.