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Loli voice acting thread

I'll voice any and everything you want


Just watch the stream here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-Q4QA4FqLQ
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bumperino
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>>700895245
Hello OP

What kind of mic are you using?
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VIRTUAL REALITY MACHINE
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>>700895245
Bump
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>>700895245
Say "top kek"
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>>700895245
Firat time doing this or have you also tried posting on soc?
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We miss you Jins, pls come home
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Can you say. Oi love show me your tits.
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Hum to a song of your choice
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>>700895245
Say "memes are the only thing keeping me alive"
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>>700895245
"I'm looking to kick ass and chew bubblegum. But i'm all out of Gum. "
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>>700895984
I'm trying to suck dick and fuck bitches, and I'm all out of bitches
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"Meme machine, meme machine, im a motherfucking meme machine, without memes i will die. inhale the memes, exhale the memes. inject the memes into my bloodstream. There are good meme and there are bad memes. Why has god forsaken us..."
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>>700895245
You're enjoyable to listen to so far OP. Should start a youtube for your loli recordings. Some gals from the sexy female audio threads on soc do that, and they're always popular
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erection
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say "onii-chan i crave your dick please cum for me"
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>>700895245
You're a girl in real life? Or some guy with a dick who can talk like a girl?
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>>700895245
"Hitler was a sensitive man"
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niggers
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call now for your free whipping
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I just want some moans pl0x
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>>700895245
Thanks as always, OP!
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Loli dick sucking sounds. To completion.
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I think this some kind of fat-so who want a attention
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"i want your small dick you fucking faggot" thanks
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>>700895245
How many sheep could a sheep sliter slit if a sheep slitter could slit sheep?
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>>700895245
"OP is strangely arousing"
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>>700895245
What's YOUR favorite loli fantasy OP?
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>>700896327
I'm curious what dick-shaped object you had on hand for this request
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Moan 'daddy' into your mic you filthy slut
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"i want to kill myself. end me please."
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kawaii is fuck
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>>700896494
a dick
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please give me your cock
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I mean I wanted some loader moans but quiet moans are good too.
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Onii-chan, youre too big for my tight pussy
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Bubble wand? That's boss

Are you the OP that likes Aki? I forgot
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Harcore sex noises. Like getting rammed harder than you've ever been.
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I’m Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I’ve learned after 21 years – you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.
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but onichan, there are not enough memes in the world to satisfy my cravings...
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“I’m Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I’ve learned after 21 years – you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.”
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>>700895245
Scream "REEEEEEEEE!" like a complete autist
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Die monster! You don't belong in this world!
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I’m Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I’ve learned after 21 years – you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.

hehe xd
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>>700895245
From Canada or the states OP?
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Behold! The mighty Grizzly!
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YALL NIGGAS LIKE MEMES?
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hi adam
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Spank yourself.
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im sorry if my tits arent big enough :(
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>>700896953
That's a dog
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Everyone spam "KAPPA" in the chat!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTkhvGVLf3k

Sing it please
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Noo onnichan my feet are sensitive
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inb4 its actually a dude with morphvox on
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>>700895245
"Stanley in my opinion is an 11/10"
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lets get right into the newssss
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the mindblowing eviscerater, a sniper rifle designed by Dr Seuss in WW1 to shoot down Nazi spaceships.
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“In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessings. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.”
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i hope its a cute boy actually :3

rawr
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I'd post Aki but I think I'd lag the stream >.>
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mmm i love sittng on daddys lap, but whats this big hard bulge poking my lil butt?
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A true test to separate the weak from the strong.

>expand the image as you read this
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Ray is gay
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Say "Everyone type in the chat Alex is a stupid nigger."
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>>700897193
You look like a bootleg Josh Peck.
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>>700895245
Find some clothes pins, place them on your nipples and count down from 20 to 1 then take them off and moan for us
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You can't cum inside me I'm 12
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"hehe (pronounced heehee) xd"
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>>700897133
Dubs demand it.
Someone record that.

Also, OP is a good voice actor. I'm impressed. This has been entertaining.
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it wont lit
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Holy dicks oniichan, thats the queen
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It all started when I was 19, in my first semester at college. I'd moved away from home and into my first apartment, and got my first roommate as well. He was a year younger than me, but unlike me he hadn't spent a year after graduating highschool saving up his money for tuition and rent. His parents died in an avalanche at a ski resort, and between their considerable savings and the payout from the life insurance, he could afford college and not have to work for years. I hadn't known it when I met him at orientation and we decided to share an apartment, but he also had custody of his 11 year old sister.

The apartment was big, and nicer than I could have ever afforded on my own, so all three of us had separate bedrooms (hers was supposed to be a laundry room or something originally.). I also discovered my roommate was a bit of a dick who neglected his little sister.

I don't think it was intentional, more a result of losing his parents and having to adjust his plans for the future to revolve around caring for his sibling, and he probably wasn't ready for that sort of responsibility. But unless he needed to give her a ride or buy her something she needed, he basically didn't interact with her. He also barely did anything with me; maybe once a week he'd play video games with me, but he spent nearly all his time in class or shut in his room studying.

His little sister was cute, with her blue eyes, freckles, and short, light brown hair, but obviously way too young for me. She didn't play with dolls or anything, so I guess she was mature for her age, but she also spent all her time shut in her room when she wasn't at school. And I don't think she had any friends at her new school either.

After a month or so with my new roommates, we'd settled into a routine. If they weren't exactly friendly, they weren't bad either; quiet, clean, and they were the only way I could afford a really nice apartment just a block from campus.
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>more than one waifu

FACE THE WRATH OF YOUR GODDESS
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i dont want to change the subject but like why is the price of bread increasing so much?
im kind of disapointed with how the government is handling things and i want to know everyones opinion of why the price of bread is increasing so much? it's hard enough paying everything with a regular job and bread is so common for everything. anyways this is a nice post but i can't even get into the mood to masturbate because all im stressing about now a days is the price of bread.
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i fuck the music. i make it cum. i fuck the music with my serpeant tongue. hit hit hit wanna beer have no fear comes and goes man it's here no one knows feels so weird when it blows through my bones i got a jones for it. wanna know more cuz it's about what i got to show for it. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. what is it where is it how will it affect me. fuck that shit i need that shit's bound to be the death of me. fuck buying it i'm taking it and sharing it with nobody. cuz all i really need is a cool shit to mob like driving down the street to the beat of a blowjob.
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Enkidu, can you translate this Unown text for me? I don't play Pokemon that much.
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"I'd gladly fuck a goat"
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>>700895245
Were you the OP on the /r9k/ thread?
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[–]Rikuthemaster 12 points 2 years ago
SO $TONED AW SHIT NIGGA HELLA MOTHER FUCKING 666 ODD FUTURE MAN BRO CHECK OUT THIS MY SWAG WITH THE WHAT WHOLE 666 420 $$$$ HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA SWED CASH FUCKING MARIJUANA CIGARETTES GANGSTA GANGSTA EASY-E CREAM SO BAKED OFF THAT BOBMARLEY GANJA 420 SHIT PURE OG KUSH LEGALIZE CRYSTAL WEED.
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>>700895245
But I poop from there!
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more sex sounds?
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KaitoKidu here, sup Yo
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>>700895245
sign me the FUCK up good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats some goodshit rightth ere rightthere if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good shit
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>>700897657
yeah lets hear some more BJ sounds.
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>>700897420
I wish I'd known then what I know now. It'd have saved me a lot of grief.

The drive out to the country was long and uneventful; Sara chattered about how dumb and annoying her classmates were and how none of them were nice to her, how cool the caveman movies we'd watched were, how she wanted to make a spear to hunt with, why guys who liked My Little Pony were dumb (I have no idea who she had in mind since boys her age wouldn't be caught dead watching a girl's cartoon and neither Bill or I had ever seen it), and how she needed a 3DS to replace her old DS Lite so she could play the new Pokemon games on it.

This time I'd come better prepared, with enough food and drinks for the entire week, raingear, toilet paper, towels, and other necessities we'd lacked last time. Again, neither of us had brought swim suits, this time deliberately.

Once we got off the pavement onto the gravel road, I decided to be the cool guy again.

"You wanna drive?"

"What? Seriously?!"

"Yeah. Swap seats."

She literally squeed as she got in the driver's seat and I had to make her slow down and listen to instruction as I helped her adjust the seat and steering wheel, taught her how to use the pedals, etc. She got off to a jerky start and I had to fuss at her not to ride the brake with one foot and the gas with the other, but she eventually got the idea and we made our way at a sedate 2 mph until we got to a spot where the road was washed out by recent rain storms and I took over driving again.

We made it to the gate for our property, which I had a hard time unlocking for some reason (maybe the lock was rusty?), then we drove through, locked the gate behind us, and parked the car in a field, which I noticed my dad had apparently mowed the last time he'd been up there.

I recruited Sara in pitching the tent instead of letting her run off and explore on her own, then we unpacked our things, set up a camp fire for later, and surveyed our work.
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Gotta put some pep in my Pepsi.
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"Marry me tyler1-senpai"
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Everyone spam "QUANTUM POWER" in the chat, or else the stream ends!
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"Chinese Cartoons, Mongolian Mangos, Vietnamese Dojo's"
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Domnithicus made me do yuckey things to him for a promotion! It was a horrible experience.
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>>700897670
Fuck off.
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I got the nasty in my taxi you need a lift
You can sit between the backseat and my dick
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WE HATE FUCKING NIGGERS YA DUMB MOTHERFUCKING BITCHESSS
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"Porn's a great way to jog the memory"
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>>700895245
Its not friday bae, also wheres that JOI.
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QUANTUM POWER
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Lentex sexually harassed me in town of Robloxia. I will be talking to my lawyer tomorrow.
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>>700897732
"Good job, kiddo. Now we can have fun!"

"Whatcha wanna do first?"

"I dunno, what do you wanna do first?"

"Ummmm... last time we played indians, so... you wanna play cavemen?"

Exactly as I predicted.

"Sure!"

We both stripped down to just our socks and shoes, tossed our clothes in the tent, and then went running through the woods, grunting, hooting, and beating our chests. We found some long sticks and Sara insisted on making proper spears, so I spent twenty minutes or so with a knife making the ends vaguely pointy without making them dangerously sharp, then we resumed whooping, grunting, and hollering our way through the woods and probably scaring off all the wildlife in a five mile radius. At one point we stopped to throw a bunch of rocks at an invisible sabertooth tiger until it ran away, then we found a vague depression in the ground which Sara immediately declared was an "enemy cave".


"We should attack and steal their fire!"

"But we already have a fire," I pointed out stupidly.

She thought for a moment, then thumped her chest with her fist and waved her spear in a threatening manner.

"Then we should steal their women!"

Now, I want to stop and describe the scene here:

Imagine an adorable 11 year old girl, barely on the cusp of adolescence, naked as a jay bird except for her Reeboks, holding a spear, thumping her chest like Tarzan, and declaring that we should attack a tribe of cavemen and steal their women.
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>>700897438
One day Touhou will be animated too

One day....
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>>700897872
WOAH MAN THIS IS A CHRISTIAN STREAM
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Say Shrek is love Shrek is life pls.
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Can you lick my ears, pleaseee?
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Do you see the beauty of it? The inevitability? You rise, only to fall. You, Avengers, you are my meteor. My swift and terrible sword and the Earth will crack with the weight of your failure. Purge me from your computers; turn my own flesh against me. It means nothing! When the dust settles, the only thing living in this world, will be metal."
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The Order of Falkroth is the best group in the realm of Roblox.
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>>700898105
Now do you see why I love her so much?

I immediately agreed that this was a worthy goal, so we charged the 'cave', shouted war cries, stabbed imaginary cavemen with our spears, then clubbed two women apiece, threw them over our shoulders, and ran off back to our 'cave' (the tent) with them and high-fived in victory.

Then Sara seemed to have a fridge moment (you know, that sudden 'wait a minute' thought you have when you get up to go to the fridge during a commercial break and you ponder something about the show or movie you're watching) and asked, "how come cave men steal each other's women?"

Deciding honesty was the best policy, I shrugged and answered, "so they can have sex with them."

"Oh." She paused a moment, then asked, "so how does that work?"

"Well, you saw how they did it in the movies, right?"

She hesitated a moment, then got down on all fours in front of the tent, presenting her hindquarters to me, and looked over her shoulder at me.

"Like this, right?"


"Well, it doesn't have to be like that, but yeah."

She stood up again, then placed her hands on her hips.

"Ok. Then you're a cave man and you just captured me! Now what?"

I grinned and unzipped the tent and ushered her inside; we both shed our shoes and socks as we went in.

"Assume the position, wench!"

I'm pretty sure cavemen said something like that at some point.

She got down on all fours and wiggled her butt at me, and I got down on my knees as my dick immediately became hard enough to penetrate diamond. I gently rubbed between her legs with my fingers and felt the sheer NEED of this moment.
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Chapter 52
by lightning198, Jun 4, 2012, 7:57:48 PM
Personal Journal
Chapter 52! Thump! Thump! Terry's penis was being quite moody today. He stared at its veiny shaft as it quickly swapped too and fro from stark raving hard to completely flaccid. As a result, terry's penis head quickly slapped against the underside of the table and- thump! "Golly!" Terry exclaimed, "there is is again!"
"what's the matter honeycakes?" Erica inquired as she went over the hair of her vagoo with a louse comb. Then she exploded because she was imaginary or something. Terry couldn't hold it in any longer. "Well golly gee!" he shouted as his bowels let loose, "this day just could not get any worse. Then it hit him. It was perfect. A shit-eating grin shot across his face and his heart fluttered with anticipation. With a click of his heels Erica appeared again before him, her pussplace hairier than ever before. "I am expressing that I am female in a sultry manner. Furthermore, I would like to have sexual intercourse with you" Erica said, in a way that females talk. She then raised her armpits, and through the jungle of fuzz, terry could see that her armpits too were hair ridden baby-slots.
Terry was jubilant. "OH BOY!" he excitedly shouted as he took off his nazi uniform. "Were there an author to my life I would totally not be a projection of him!" Erica then said some female stuff, but terry didn't even notice, because what she did next made his mind go fuzzy, and by what she did next, I mean squirted kootch milk out of her pitpussies. Terry drank all the milk, and its magic calcium made his penis as hard as it is to get people to APPRECIATE GOOD LITERATURE!
He then put his penis into her vagina and they commenced the act of mating.
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She suck on that dick on the plane and I just called her airhead (Woo!)
I just went hunting, I found me a rabbit, I picked out the carrots
I'm just tired of smoking kush, I need some Moonrock out in Cali
I got a white bitch and she give me that Becky but her name is Sari
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"God even the babies have Nigger lips"

say this whilst Moaning
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Alex is a fucking nigger
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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
A bitch nigga bout to get robbed
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>>700898289
Then she looked over her shoulder again, vague anxiety clear on her face, and asked, "are we gonna have sex for real?"

"Um, no sweety. I don't think you're ready for that yet. We're just gonna pretend."

"Ok," she said, her relief evident.

I continued with the petting until she began to turn pink and moisten up, then I began rubbing the head of my penis up and down her slit. She tensed up and I patted her on the behind and reassured her that we were still just pretending.

"When people have sex, the boy puts his penis in the girl's vagina, right?"

"Sure does."

"And girls are supposed to get wet down there so the boy goes inside easier?"

"Yup."

"But we're not gonna do that now?"

"No, I don't think you're ready, kiddo. We're just gonna pretend we're having sex."

She nodded and stared at the floor of the tent, obviously still a little nervous. I decided to just keep going and let her get used to it, and continued to rub the head of my penis up and down her slit for another minute or so.

"Put your legs together."

She complied, and I slid my penis between her thighs so it was rubbing against her labia and gently grasped her by the waist.

"Ok, I'm gonna pretend we're having sex now. But when I finish, you need to hurry and swallow it all so we don't make a mess in the tent, ok?"

"Ok."


Then I began slowly and gently thrusting in and out between her thighs, the warmth from her crotch adding to the feeling. It was weird... not as warm and definitely not as moist as her mouth, but it certainly fulfilled the primal urge to thrust, and looking down at her in the doggystyle position was absolutely invigorating.

I began to thrust harder, breathing fast, and she rocked forward and back with my thrusts; I had to get her to adjust her thighs several times as she tried to compensate for being jolted back and forth, but I got a good rhythm going and it certainly good.
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The Thismonians did 9/11.
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OP...beards or no beards?
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Reddit > 4Chan
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>>700898450

After a few minutes, I felt myself nearing the end, so I pulled out from between her legs and made her turn around, then I put my dick in her mouth and resumed thrusting, both hands on her head. I admit, maybe I went a little faster and deeper than she was comfortable with, but she took it like a champ and before long I blew my load into her sweet little mouth; it'd been days since she'd last given me release and I'd stopped jerking off ever since we began doing sexual things on a regular basis, so it was a pretty big load too.

I panted, both hands still holding her face to my crotch so she couldn't take my dick out of her mouth, with her on all fours, and waited for my heart to slow down. I could feel the pull on my penis as she swallowed my cum, then she sucked on the head and probed with her tongue to make sure she'd gotten it all.

I pulled out once I'd caught my breath and flopped onto my back on the floor of the tent and she wiped her mouth with the back of her hand before cuddling up next to me.

"Wow. That was great, kiddo."

"Really?"

"Yeah. What did you think?"

She shrugged, but gave no further response.

"Well, you'll like it more when we do it for real. But for now I don't think you're quite ready yet."

Honestly, I had no idea when it was safe for girls to start having sex, and I honestly didn't know if I could even fit inside of her yet. But I had long since decided that she was going to be my first, and I hers. I WOULD have sex with this beautiful little girl. Eventually. When she was old enough.

"I'm hungry. Can we have dinner now?"
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"I have a surprise for you" Erica said to terry. He felt something press firmly against the very much circumcised head of his peepee. A phallus sprung forth from erica's dirtyhole. "Hot diggety!" terry said joyfully with a happy jig as Erica bent him over and buttfucked him. Then it happened. She jizzed. Terry closed his eyes and then a great power built up in him. He knew what he had to do.
He offered Erica but a single warning. "Brace yourself Erica, for this is the end of all that once was. The beast inside has been unleashed." Then he did it. He farted on her. All the collective spunk built up in his rectum burst forth, and like a bukake tsunami engulfed Erica. "Oh terry, you beautiful man you!" She replied, wiping she sperm from her eyes, "I love you"
"I love you too" said terry, and he firmly pressed his face into Erica's unkempt hairy vagina.
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Hunnid' bands, hunnid' bands
Dropped on the head of any nigga that want it man
Pop me a Xanny I’m fast, I’m so fast, I’m so faster than Sonic man
Tru the man, Tru the man, Tru to my nigga, Tru religion, Buddha man
My money stand tall like Ludacris afro and I swear I'ma shoot with that
I just hit for 9 birds, what I'ma do with that?
Pull up on the curb, then you hop out and be through with that
I'm so fresh like dish detergent, if you not fresh she so through with that
If you are a nerd, everything here you not cool with that
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OP I've been on one of your voocaroo threads before thanks for the faps
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Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles
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Enkidu, not cool. I wanted to you to read it.
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>>700895245
Sing this
Take me out tonight
Where there's music and there's people Who are young and alive
Driving in your car
I never never want to go home
Because I haven't got one anymore

Take me out tonight
Because I want to see people
And I want to see life
Driving in your car
Oh please don't drop me home
Because it's not my home, it's their home
And I'm welcome no more

And if a double-decker bus
Crashes into us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die
And if a ten ton truck
Kills the both of us
To die by your side
Well the pleasure, the privilege is mine

Take me out tonight
Take me anywhere, I don't care
I don't care, I don't care
And in the darkened underpass
I thought Oh God, my chance has come at last
But then a strange fear gripped me
And I just couldn't ask
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His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs,
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,
The whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking how, everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke
He's so sad that he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again, yo
This whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
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Some bitches are stupid
I treat 'em like shit, that's how you get one to eat a dick
Never be sweet to a bitch
Keep it sick, they like to get dissed, they like it rough
Women are so fucked up in the head some like to get snuffed
And they come back for more
Cuz men are from Mars and women are from Venus
That's why they like to suck penis
Don't ever let them tell you different, women are just as horny as men
They're just programmed inhibitions
That's why catholic school girls are the biggest sluts
Down to take it in their butts
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>>700897872
YEAH FUCK NIGGERS
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King Horthien and Vaeril had a sexual relationship, and it turned out it was only so Vaeril could can promotions! I will be contacting the Roblox admins tomorrow.
>>
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do you have a porn channel or something?
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>>700895245
Oh-ooh-oh-ooh
I want a Hentai girl for me to make me happy
I want her so I can stop using my hand
Every single day, while watching anime
I'd pull her from my screen just like in my dreams
I want feel her touch, mainly on my crotch
I want my own hentai girl
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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"They're aint no rubber in this relationship"
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Wario is one sexy motherfucker, I'd love to take his fat cock inside me while he shoves garlic into my mouth. He may be fat and stinky but that's how I love my men.
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"I'm gonna die with a smile on my face and a thick hard erection."
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Bumpy. Rippling. Burly. Our Enderfang sex toy has broken his restraints, and is ready to claw his way to the top of your toybox.

What we know is that Nocturne the Enderfang was the very first Dragontech experiment cultured and grown in their innovative amniotic tanks. He’s acquired a fearsome reputation, but no one has been able to tell truth from wasteland lies.

We’ve been told Nocturne stalks an abandoned research facility, sustained by a diet of raw mutagen. Some say he’s spent time salvaging materials found around the laboratory and has crafted himself a mechanical gauntlet to replace a hand lost in the explosions that sealed him away from the wasteland. Others say he’s more concerned with keeping his mutagen supply safe from raiders, and fewer still say he explores the wasteland outside the bunker to gain an understanding of how the world outside works.

And then there’s one wanderer who has an entirely different story to tell. Sure, they won’t say much. But the grin on their face and fire in their eyes makes us think this engineered enigma may not be as fearsome as the stories say. Swap a few stories, earn his trust, and he might just show you a tantalizing pinup of his reclusive companion the likes of which the wasteland has never seen before.

Nocturne’s pronounced head has a few ripples underneath that will ease you into this new experience. The shaft features a bumpy top and two bulges on the bottom that gradually add thickness as you work your way down it. This toy’s uniqueness stems from the fact that the girth from one side of the shaft to the other only increases a small amount, but the girth from the top of the shaft to the bottom of the shaft thickens gradually before the bulbous knot. Plenty of space below the knot permits it to rest snugly inside you, and the nubs on the base will tickle you in the most intimate of regions.
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Here is my favorite:

Sigint: "Uh, Snake...what are you doing?"
Snake: "I'm in a box."
Sigint: "A cardboard box? Why are you...?"
Snake: "I dunno. I was just looking at it, and suddenly I got this irresistable
urge to get inside. No, not an urge - more than that. It was my destiny
to be here; in the box."
Sigint: "Destiny...?"
Snake: "Yeah. And then when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling of inner
peace. I can't put it into words. I feel...safe. Like this is where I
was meant to be. Like I'd found the key to true happiness. ... Does that
make any sense?"
Sigint: "Not even a little."
Snake: "You should come inside the box... Then you'll know what I mean."
Sigint: "Man, I don't wanna know what you mean! Between you and Para-Medic, is
everyone but me that is hooked up with the Major strange!?"
Snake: "..."
Sigint: "Yeah, well, anyway, I suppose even that dumbass box might make a
decent disguise if you wear it inside a building."
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"'I have a dream.' That one day every person in this nation will control their own destiny. A land of the truly free, dammit. A nation of action, not words, ruled by strength, not committee! Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think - to act - for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck American pride! Fuck the media! FUCK ALL OF IT! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make America great again! ...In my new America, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money. not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars!"
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Oh shit, I’m sorry.

Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks. Especially since they’re such good size and all.

Yeah, i see that. Daddy gave you good advice.

It gets bigger when i pull on it.

MMmmMmMmMmmm.

Sometimes i pull on it so hard, I rip the skin.

Well my daddy taught me a few things too, like uh, how to not to rip the skin by uh using someone else’s mouth, instead of your hands.

Will you show me?

I’d be right happy to…
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>>700895245
what is that constant thumping? are you masturbating or something? nervous tick?
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Wah! What are we gonna do on the bed? Pomf =3
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>>700899234
I'm wondering too. .
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>>700895245
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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WATCH MILLION DOLLAR EXTREME PRESENTS WORLD PEACE FRIDAYS ON ADULT SWIM AT 12:15
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>>700899234
Masturbating, obviously.
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What music does OP like?
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>>700899430
Nigger music.
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hey op by the time you read this i'm asleep probably i was the one that made the request for death grips (the rap that starts with i fuck the music) just want to let you know you did a shit job. fuck you op you have a cute voice but you can't read and you don't know how to rap.
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pronounce shit better
damn

you a goddess tho
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how old are you, op
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deez nutz am i rite boys?
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ORALE ORALE A LA VERGA CON EL DONALD TRUMP
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for some reason i cant view the stream....
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Favorite hentai manga artist/genre?
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>>700899695
sorry, just found out you had allergies.

those suck, hope you get better
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Its high noon
Cheers love
I'm not a monkey
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it's not gay
it's just enjoying the feel and look of a dick
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Kudoshd - Today at 8:06 PM
it's not gay
it's just enjoying the feel and look of a dick
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Manny sucks dick at dota do porn ya sexy fuck
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>>700899373
They call me all kinds of things.

They call me argon.

They call me darkchild.

They call me nightmasta.

They call me the silver bullet.

They call me peabody.

They call me peanut arbuckle.

They call me doorway.

They call me pink dress.

They call me sweezy.

They call me go-go nuts.

They call me pineapple man.
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>>700895245
I did some voice acting, please be nice.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=G1PNITe10po
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>>700895245
"Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks"
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B-But Goku! You're too strong!
Dont worry krillin, you're strong.
Goku please!
TOO LATE
G-G-GOKU AHHHH
Shit, krillin couldn't take it.
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Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber
So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
I'm never stating, more than never demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating
Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music
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His palms are spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti
There's vomit on his spaghetti already: mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
To drop spaghetti, but he keeps on spaghetti
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes spaghetti
He opens his mouth but spaghetti won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The spaghetti's run out, time's up, over - blaow!
Snap back to spaghetti, oh! - there goes gravity
Oh - there goes spaghetti, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't
Give up spaghetti nope, he won't have it
He knows, his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but he's spaghetti
He's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this spaghetti, that's when it's
Back to the lab again, yo, this whole rhapsody
He better go capture this spaghetti and hope it don't pass him
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roses are red, war is near, we would be safe, if Harambe was here
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>>700900450
You sound kawaii af
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Pee on stream again.
When you need to go.

And don't poop this time
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Read my favorite page of my favorite hentai manga
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>>700895245
Say "I'm not reading that shit" in your normal voice, because it makes me kek
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You mean this one:

Sigint: "Snake, what's up? Why are you naked? I know there's a 'NAKED' option
under 'UNIFORM' that lets you take off the upper part of your uniform.
But without a shirt on, your camouflage sucks, and your stamina goes
down faster. You don't get any advantages whatsoever."
Snake: "Sure there are."
Sigint: "Like what?"
Snake: "It feels good."
Sigint: "...Man, you do whatever you want."
Snake: "I will, thanks. Just one question, though."
Sigint: "What?"
Snake: "Is there a way to take off my pants?"
Sigint: "Say WHAT!?"
Snake: "My pants, can I..."
Sigint: "Ah, hell no! This FOX unit is a nut fest!"
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This is one of my favorites right here. (Call The Boss wearing Tuxedo)

Boss: Snake...

Snake: What's up, Boss?

Boss: Don't you "what's up" me. Just what do you think you're doing?

Snake: What do you mean?

Boss: "What do I mean"... What is that camouflage you're wearing?

Snake: Oh, this. What do you think?

Boss: Of all the...

Snake: Looks pretty good on me, doesn't it?

Boss: Are you out of your mind? You can't wear that in battle! It's like
saying to the enemy "Hey! Here I am! Shoot me!"

Snake: Well, I'll admit, it is a little on the flashy side...

Boss: Then why don't you...

Snake: But it does look good on me, doesn't it?

Boss: ...

Snake: You don't think so?

Boss: Listen, wise ass! Camouflage isn't going to do jack if it doesn't help
you blend in with your surroundings!

Snake: Well, I think it looks good on me...

Boss: Fine! Wear whatever you want!

Snake: ...I thought you'd like it...
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What videos have you been in
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John Cena, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your WWE Championship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.

I don’t hate you, John. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back.
I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am and that’s kissing Vince McMahon’s ass.

You’re as good as kissing Vince McMahon’s ass as Hulk Hogan was. I don’t know if you’re as good as Dwayne though. He’s a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.

Whoops! I’m breaking the fourth wall!

Punk waves to the camera

(1/2)
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I've covered wars, ya' know.
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Stop posting stories you white night virgins I want to jerk off.
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yea im okay with incest
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I am the best wrestler in the world.

I’ve been the best since day one when I walked into this company. And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Brock Lesnar. And he split just like I’m splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Brock is I’m going to leave with the WWE Championship.

I’ve grabbed so many of Vincent K. McMahon’s brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that they're just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, even in commentary! Nobody can touch me!

And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little collector cups. I’m not on the cover of the program. I’m barely promoted. I don't get to be in movies. I’m certainly not on any crappy show on the USA Network. I’m not on the poster of WrestleMania. I’m not on the signature that’s produced at the start of the show. I’m not on Conan O’Brian. I’m not on Jimmy Fallon. But the fact of the matter is, I should be.

This isn’t sour grapes. But the fact that Dwayne is in the main event at WrestleMania next year and I’m not makes me sick!

Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you’re the ones who are sipping on those collector cups right now. You’re the ones that buy those programs that my face isn’t on the cover of. And then at five in the morning at the airport, you try to shove it in my face and get an autograph and try to sell it on eBay because you’re too lazy to go get a real job.

{(2/3) i fucked up, thought it was shorter}
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whats your instagram
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I’m leaving with the WWE Championship on July 17th. And hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it in New Japan Pro Wrestling. Maybe…I’ll go back to Ring of Honor.

[Punk looks at the camera and waves]

Hey, Colt Cabana, how you doing?

The reason I’m leaving is you people. Because after I’m gone, you’re still going to pour money into this company. I’m just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. Vince McMahon is going to make money despite himself. He’s a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he’s not a billionaire? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, nonsensical, douchebag (censored) yes men, like John Laurinaitis, who’s going to tell him everything he wants to hear, and I’d like to think that maybe this company will better after Vince McMahon is dead. But the fact is, it’s going to be taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family.

Let me tell you a personal story about Vince McMahon alright. We do this whole [anti] bully campaign...

[Microphone cuts off]

(3/3)
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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire. How about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.
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>>700901407
sauce?
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I love towel-tan! Uguu~
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KINNIKU BUSSSTAAAAAAAA
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I started this is 2012. Trust me, it's not dying any time soon.

-------------------------

After lunch, we resumed running around the woods again, waving sticks, throwing rocks, and, once we got tired, generally just exploring. We found a vine covered in really cool white-and-purple flowers that Sara immediately wanted to weave a crown out of, so I helped her pick some of the vine and then watched her make what was honestly a pretty cool crown out of it, which she plopped on her head as soon as it was finished.

She looked so beautiful, an innocent, naked girl with porcelain white skin, delicate pink, puffy nipples, her gorgeous blue eyes standing out from the sprinkling of freckles across her face, and that crown of flowers (which I had to look up when we got back; they're passion flowers apparently) perfectly contrasting with her light brown hair.

I must've been staring, because she looked at me funny and said, "what?"

"You're so pretty."

She really was. Her beauty made me ache inside just looking at her.

She blushed and brushed her hair out of her face, smiling slightly as she asked, "really?"

"Mmhmm."

Then she looked down and grinned.

"I guess you really think so."

"Well, if anything is going to be honest about how pretty a girl is, it's my penis."

She laughed and, with no encouragement on my part, got down on her knees and began sucking me off.

I rested my hand on her head, careful not to mess up her flower crown, and gently stroked her hair as she drew me in and out of her amazing little mouth, leaned my head back, and closed my eyes.
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A weapon to surpass Metal Gear.
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Stop posting long ass stories dipshits
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Gray Fox: Snake, be careful! There are Claymore mines around there. Use a Mine Detector!
Solid Snake: Who are you?
Gray Fox: Just call me "Deepthroat".
Solid Snake: Deepthroat?... You mean like the Blow Jo-...
Gray Fox: Never mind about that.
Solid Snake: You're not using burst transmission. Are you nearby?
Gray Fox: Listen. There's a tank in front of your position waiting to ambush you.
Solid Snake: Who are you, anyway?
Gray Fox: One of your fans.
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Pomf Pomf. What are we gonna do in the bed?
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get fucked OP
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Please moan "This is the work of the enemy stand!"
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I want to lick your shaft and suck your balls
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gabriel holly come back the group miss you
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RYUU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU
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"Now that I think about it, I dont remember the last time we've physically harmed eachother"
"Given the physical cringe from how violently you've harmed my judgment of you, that counts"
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Onii chan don't put it in my butt you Nigger!
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Dad....this doesn't feel right...
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Hal 'Otacon' Emmerich: [codec call] Hold it, Snake. Time to change the disc. I know. I know. It's a pain. But you need to swap disc 1 for disc 2. You see the disc labeled 2?
Solid Snake: Uhh... No.
Hal 'Otacon' Emmerich: Huh? Oh, wait! We're on Playstation 3! It's a Blu-Ray Disc. Dual-layered, too. No need to swap.
Solid Snake: Damnit, Otacon! Get a grip!
Hal 'Otacon' Emmerich: Yeah, what an age we live in, huh, Snake? Wonder what they'll think of next.
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>>700895245
attention whore. tits or gtfo.
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got a snapchat? i need a place to send dick pics
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>>700895245
"Shut ya mouth ya whitebwoy bumbaclart!"
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Hal 'Otacon' Emmerich: Hey Snake, something I've been meaning to ask you. That canyon... Isn't that where you demolished Raven's tank? How'd you do it, anyway?
Solid Snake: How? Well... Grenades.
Hal 'Otacon' Emmerich: That's it? You didn't use an anti-tank missile or something?
Solid Snake: Didn't have one.
Hal 'Otacon' Emmerich: Your technique is kind of... how do I put this... archaic when it comes to fighting tanks. Honestly, I don't think it'd work on today's main battle tanks.
Solid Snake: Well, that's how I did it. What do you want me to say?
Hal 'Otacon' Emmerich: You know, I asked an active-duty Army officer once: If an infantryman had to take on a tank one-on-one, how should he do it?
Solid Snake: And what was his answer?
Hal 'Otacon' Emmerich: "Don't." He swore there's no way in hell a single infantryman could take down a tank by himself.
Solid Snake: Interesting.
Hal 'Otacon' Emmerich: I always suspected there was a little something crazy about you, Snake. But after hearing that story... Now I know it. You're nuts! Single-handedly taking out a tank? That's crazy! You're insane!
Solid Snake: Otacon, is this your idea of a compliment?
Hal 'Otacon' Emmerich: Yes! You're the toughest, craziest, most hardcore badass on the planet! You're... the shit!
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>>700904433
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Can you just moan and pretend you're getting raped?

If not, say moonman is my waifu
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Make Sex noises mixed with spanking for like a good 5 minutes please. Almost done.
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SQUIDWARD
What you boob?
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND COME HERE
Woah, SpongeBob, you're surprising me.
I DONT GIVE A SHIT, COME HERE I SAID
Ok....
Suck this dick
SpongeBob, looks like you're still a faggot.
Bitch did I tell you to make a comment? Suck it
......I'm going home you idiot.
I'm not asking, I'M TELLING, DO IT BEFORE I HURT YOU


No! Please Don't hurt me! I'll do it.

5 minutes later.


That's right. You're my bitch from now on.
Yes sir.....
SpongeBob is a fucking alpha now.
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dick sucking then moaning?
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Lateral G is a massive faggot and Kudoshd is superior in every way down to the robotic left testicle
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Solid Snake: [codec call to Otacon, inside the trash]
Hal 'Otacon' Emmerich: Snake, where are you now?
Solid Snake: Trash can.
Hal 'Otacon' Emmerich: A trash can?
Solid Snake: Looks like this is where they dump their household trash.
Hal 'Otacon' Emmerich: Huh. How can you tell?
Solid Snake: Cause it's stinks in here... Bad. Leftovers for last dinner, probably.
Hal 'Otacon' Emmerich: Ewww, leftovers...
Solid Snake: And there's some... bugs crawling around on my face.
Hal 'Otacon' Emmerich: Ewww...
Solid Snake: It feels like roaches. There's a whole bunch of them scurrying around.
Hal 'Otacon' Emmerich: [feels disgusted] Ugh! Make sure you get the smell of them off you before coming back here!
Solid Snake: Yep. I'll see what I can do.
Hal 'Otacon' Emmerich: Ugh... seriously. Doesn't it make you sick?
Solid Snake: I'd crawl into a toilet if it kept me out of sight. Something crawling my leg...
Hal 'Otacon' Emmerich: Ughhh... I can't even imagine! Ewww! You know, you might want to get out of there as soon as the coast is clear!
Solid Snake: Yeah... not a best place for a nap.
Hal 'Otacon' Emmerich: No kidding...
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>>700895245
Yo op say this:
"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery. And, of course, stability isn't nearly so spectacular as instability. And being contented has none of the glamour of a good fight against misfortune, none of the picturesqueness of a struggle with temptation, or a fatal overthrow by passion or doubt. Happiness is never grand."
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Masturbate on stream. If not, just finger yourself and let us hear the sounds,
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"i have the itchiest armpits right now" -Kudo 2016
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SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
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>>700895245
>>700895245
"Among other things, you'll find that you're not the first person who was ever confused and frightened and even sickened by human behavior. You're by no means alone on that score, you'll be excited and stimulated to know. Many, many men have been just as troubled morally and spiritually as you are right now. Happily, some of them kept records of their troubles. You'll learn from them—if you want to. Just as someday, if you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It's a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn't education. It's history. It's poetry."
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everybody spam in the chat OP is a nigger
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i fucked ur mom
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Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
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No.... please let me go! No, don't tie my hands, stop it!
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enkidu <3
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Bitch I Look Like Gohan SOulja U started something new
Youngkillag Youngkillagangsta soulja boy goku 2010 new officialsodmgmafiatv soulja boy purple hearts with lyrics black jesus sodmg sodmoneygang pretty swag gucci mane the DeAndre Way teamsouljaboy videoclip widescreen high quality musiclive concERT hip hop waka flocka flame lil wayne lilbpack1 lilbthebasedgod digital music video cookin drake justin bieber boosie bricksquad souljaboytellem young money tyga souljaboy realannoyingorange nigahiga hannah montana VEVO lady gaga miley cyrus disney lebron james traded anime traing camp gohan remix goku
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all the conversations that are going on, I can't keep up.

I should just an hero.

not really tho, because I'm a loli queen.
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where do i pay for that shit
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Plankton scared out of his mind, sucked Mr.Krabs' dick.

Eugene, please, you're going too far

Kekekekek Plankton, Y'know what they say, Porn always makes the money.


But I never wanted to do it!


Kekekekek only makes it more interesting.


Mr.Krabs, as the strong man he is, grabbed plankton with a firm grip. He then turned plankton upside down making his one eyeball facing his crabby, red, shell covered dick. He then forced Plankton to swallow his dick. Like cartoon physics, Plankton stretches like a condom over Mr.Krabs' dick.


OH YES, Plankton, suck it.
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Cute sneeze please~
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"Hopes are like hair ornaments. Girls want to wear too many of them. When they become old women they look silly wearing even one."
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go to your camera app and open front camera? or
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I am the one, don't weigh a ton
Don't need a gun to get respect up on the street
Under the sun, the bastard son
Will pop the Glock to feed himself and family
By any means, your enemies my enemies
We wet them up like a canteen
The yellow tape surrounds the fate
Don't have a face so now you late, open the gates
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Frog
Otacon: OK -- "A frog in a well knows not of the great ocean." Hey, I don't like this one at all. Trapping a little frog in a well? That sucks, that's really cruel. Of course it's not going to see the big blue sea the lack of sunlight alone will kill it pretty quick. Sure, locking someone up is a good way to make sure they don't see what you don't want them to. But this is a terrible saying, and I don't like it at all. Poor little froggy...!

Snake: ...I really think you've got this one wrong.
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can you say this?
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"We human beings are only a part of something very much larger. When we walk along, we may crush a beetle or simply cause a change in the air so that a fly ends up where it might never have gone otherwise. And if we think of the same example but with ourselves in the role of the insect, and the larger universe in the role we've just played, it's perfectly clear that we're affected every day by forces over which we have no more control than the poor beetle has over our gigantic foot as it descends upon it. What are we to do? We must use whatever methods we can to understand the movement of the universe around us and time our actions so that we are not fighting the currents, but moving with them."
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your mommy loves you so much, please cum all your balls out for her
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More and more random
Otacon: Do you know the saying "Those who walk a hundred leagues think not that their journey is half ended until the ninetieth league"? That means... -- what does it mean -- OK. It means that if you're planning to walk that far, you'd better damn well know how to do simple arithmetic. Study! Stay in school!

Snake: This seems to be getting more and more random.

Otacon: Correction -- it's becoming more deep. Trust me.
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smell my big loose meaty cunt, it's there for you to pump your premature load inside
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>>700904847
Fuck you that was private
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Free my nigger tyler, hes reformed
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i'm such a fucking kiddie slut, please, fuck my hot hole
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Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles
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More sounds OP
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MEME MACHINE
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i'm going to watch you drain your little balls now
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Yami: Kaiba had three Blue-Eyes all along. He only wanted my grandpa's card so it couldn't be used against him. My only chance now is to assemble all the pieces of Exodia. But the odds are against me. I don't think I can do this. Wha- [he reaches for the deck, it appears to move away from his hand] The deck! It senses my doubt! [Yami and Yuugi split for a moment] Don't lose focus, Yuugi. Don't lose faith. Concentrate! [they meld back together] Wha-? [looks down at his hand] Our friendship symbol!
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Original Sin
Otacon: Snake, have you heard this one? "Evil is human nature, and his entire being, falseness." The concept of so-called Original Sin. The idea that you're born bad, so you can't help doing bad things...

Snake: Hold on. I thought the idea of Original Sin was that you had to work even harder at being good because you were born evil!

Otacon: Er -- oh yeah, that too. Very good, Snake.

Snake: ...
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I like big..... long.... subway sandwiches
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Loli YMCA was moe as fuck
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WHY'D YOU DO IT, I KNOW WHAT YOU DID, WHY'D YOU DO IT ANON, YOU COULD OF STOPPED THIS
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Achilles and Paris
Otacon: You know the story about Achilles and Paris? The moral here is -- er -- something about his heel? Anyway, even the great and virtually immortal hero Achilles was finally done in by Paris. Talk about a dangerous city. So don't get complacent. The mission can turn around and get you.

Snake: Wasn't Paris a person? Paris. I thought he was a --

Otacon: Snake, there's a time and place for conspiracy theories. Please, I'm trying to concentrate here.

Snake: Huh? Ah, sorry...?
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maybe you could help me with this one. i need a clip of a loli panting, not sexually. like, she just started jogging and then started running steady. if you could put it up. its for a skyrim mod im working on. if you dont mind doing a couple sounds like you just hit too that would be amazing.
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your real voice is better

read this in ur reel voice u fug
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your real voice is hotter imho
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Wound
Otacon: Do you know the saying "One forgets the hurt once the wound has healed"? And that of course means -- uh -- where'd I put that piece of paper --

Snake: Did you say something?

Otacon: No, nothing. So, uh, forgetting the pain when the wound's healed means... Um -- That you have to get better fast! Yeah, that's it. So stock up on those rations and bandages.

Snake: Is that really all it means?

Otacon: Hey, I'm the expert here.
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>>700895245
Dear OP, You have a boyfriend?
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Gucci Gucci Louis Louis Fendi Fendi Prada
Editor director plus I'm my own boss
So posh nails fierce with the gold gloss

Please cum on my gold glossy nails!
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>>700895245
"You're going to suck my ladydick, you dumb sissy cunt, if you don't I'll raid your village, and steal your women, you fucking Orsimer bitch"
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>>700906096
correcting: if you could put it up on voocaro that would be great
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"I love you " need to hear it
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Acquaintances agree, friends argue
Bro 1: "Acquaintances agree. Friends argue." That's a straightforward one. The better friends you are, the more openly you can disagree with each other. So feel free to present a counterpoint if you don't agree with what I'm saying. Argue away!

Bro 2: Sure. All right.

Bro 1: ...Not a promising start. OK, forget what I said -- just go along with my advice.
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I'll make you cum too soon
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this is a robbery for all dubs
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Jacqui is going to let you cum on her feet tonight
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OH YES OH YES
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
HARDER HARDER RIGHT THERE YES OW YES HARDER YES
FUCK OH YES OH YES OH YES FUCK IT
OH FUCK
Yeahhh. That felt so good
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They've got a power and a force
that you've never seen before.
They've got the ability to morph
and to even up the score.
No one can ever take them down
the power lies on their side.

Go Go Power Rangers
Go Go Power Rangers
Go Go Power Rangers
Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers

They know the fate of the world is lying in their hands.
They know to only use their weapons for defense.
No one will ever take them down,
the power lies on their side.

Go Go Power Rangers
Go Go Power Rangers
Go Go Power Rangers
You Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers

No one can ever take them down
The power lies on their side

Go Go Power Rangers
Go Go Power Rangers
Go Go Power Rangers
You Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers

Go Go Power Rangers
Go Go Power Rangers
Go Go Power Rangers
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OOOOUUU YEAAAAH CUM INSIDE MY BABY ROOM FOR FUCK SAKE!!
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Would you let me cum inside you if I were next to you?
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>>700906396
no i'm robbing you
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Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown,
The succesful thistle-sifter,
While sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles,
Thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb.

Now, if Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown,
The succesful thistle-sifter,
Thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb,
See that thou, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles,
Thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.
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Loli Snake is canon now
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Michael: Okay... There's a saying that goes "Even a bird on high dies a glutton's death, as do the fish of The Deeps." The lesson is -- er, don't be greedy. The fish that belonged to a family called the Deeps died from overfeeding, and so did a bird that got high on something -- probably fermented fruit.

Jackson: ...okay. If you say so.

Michael: I do, Jackson. Don't take unnecessary risks just because you're greedy for more Items. Remember the Deep family's fish.

Jackson: ...
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Shove your big throbbing cock in my virgin hole
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>>700905763
armpits arent private, you thick, meaty, Australian cunt
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>>700906047
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When... why... why are all my favorite communities getting ever gayer? It's so fucking not fair.
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Don't hurt me daddy, its too tight.
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>>700906434
I love nigger cock. I want a big dirty nigger from africa to seed AIDS inside my vagina and ass. I want your AIDS king nigger. I Can cure nigger aids becaues i'm a virgin. Fuck me nigger! Fuck me nigger! Fuck me nigger!
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You feel yourself getting close, then reach down for her little girly pussy. You push a finger inside her hot slippery hole and imagine just for a moment that you were fucking her. She squeals a little then lets out a soft moan, as you continue to fingerfuck her baby pussy with your cock sandwiched between her little chink feet.
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>>700906709
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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I know I said I was almost done. But 5 more minutes of sex sounds, No spanking, I know it's hard on you. <3 and say Kenneth in between.
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Cumming already, bun? That's okay... just you did your best...
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does your boyfriend know you do this? and does he like loli? and do you rp
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bappoopr
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Read the image
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5...4...3...2... Power Rangers in Space! Blast controls to outer space, now Flying higher than ever before! Rangers...in space! (Go) Power Rangers! (Go) Power Rangers! (Go) Power Rangers! Go, go, go, fly! (Go) Power Rangers! (Go) Power Rangers! (Go) Power Rangers! (Eh)...In Space! (Go) Power Rangers! (Go) Power Rangers! (Go) Power Rangers! (Eeeh)...In Space!
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I’m Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I’ve learned after 21 years – you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.
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"Oh it was gorgeousness and gorgeosity made flesh. The trombones crunched redgold under my bed, and behind my gulliver the trumpets three-wise silverflamed, and there by the door the timps rolling through my guts and out again crunched like candy thunder. Oh, it was wonder of wonders. And then, a bird of like rarest spun heavenmetal, or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now, came the violin solo above all the other strings, and those strings were like a cage of silk round my bed. Then flute and oboe bored, like worms of like platinum, into the thick thick toffee gold and silver. I was in such bliss, my brothers."
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Plankton, crying, continues to choke on his dick.

Hey Plankton you little varmint, how bout you start sucking kekekekekk

The door suddenly swings open.


DAAAAD I NEED SO-

Pearl! Oh Honey, it's not what you look like!

Daddy, why do you have a condom on?

Oh uh, just trying some of the new style


Gross Dad, it looks so ugly!


THATS IT PEARL, I HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SHIT YOU LITTLE BRAT!

Daddy! Ow you're hurting me!

Mr.Krabs shoves his plankton covered dick in Pearl's blowhole.

Kekekekek, This'll surely make some money!


Daddy please! I'm sorry!


I don't know where to go with this story now.....Plankton is obviously dead and this is turning into incest rape....Uhhh I cant think of anything...
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about Hibiki, you little bitch? I’ll have you know she graduated top of her class in the Navy, and she's been involved in numerous secret raids on Abyssals, and she has over 300 confirmed sinkings. She is trained in nasal warfare and she's the top destroyer in the entire Japan Navy forces. You are nothing to her but just another target. She will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about her over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak she is contacting her secret network of spies across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. She can be anywhere, anytime, and she can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with her 12.7cm guns. Not only is she extensively trained in close quarter combat, but she has access to the entire arsenal of the Japanese Fleet Girls and she will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. She will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Do you like my cute loli stockings?
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I started shaking, my legs were quaking!
My stomach aching, my brain was breaking!
I started turning green, feeling mean
It was like in that story!
I was acting strange, quite deranged
It was pure allegory!

Allegory: a story where the characters stand for abstract ideas
for example, good and evil.

CUZ. I. WAS.
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JACKYLL, JACKYLL HYDE, JACKYLL HYYYYYDE!
JACKYLL, JACKYLL HYDE, JACKYLL HYYYYYDE!
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